/heem/

who is your favorite woman fighter? who should alexandra albu fight next? should kailin curran be cut from the ufc?

File: daniel c wants to get off mr bones wild ride.jpg (87KB, 350x318px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 350x318px

Someone in the last thread requested this edit

File: end of the succ meme.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

r/mma on the left, /heem/ on the right

File: IMG_8789.jpg (393KB, 2206x1242px) Image search: [Google]

393KB, 2206x1242px

Please shoop Jones in this

>>77394687
Brock looks like he had an allergic reaction here lol

File: Laughing Finn.jpg (87KB, 865x715px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 865x715px

>>77394675
>>77394685

>>77394685
I wish shooting star videos were still a thing so we could see DC spinning out of control through space

File: predictions.jpg (151KB, 2500x2500px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 2500x2500px

Sergio Pettis vs. Brandon Moreno
Randa Markos vs. Alexa Grasso
Alan Jouban vs. Niko Price
Martín Bravo vs. Humberto Bandenay
Sam Alvey vs. Rashad Evans
Alejandro Pérez vs. Andre Soukhamthath

>>77394660
>nobody made a Reddit salt compilation when DC lost

I don't know how that shit site works, but if it's not too late someone should go back and make one.

>>77394514
>>77394576
well, he was talking plenty of shit for 2 straight years. only has himself to blame for looking like a complete ass.

just think back on all the shit he talked. made fun of his leg genetics only to get ko'd by a kick, threw a bottle in his face, threatened to spit and slap him in the face, accused hiim of steroid abuse and fucking prostitues, which could have affected his marriage and family, etc. DC acted as classless as he accuses jones of being. i don't feel an ounce of pity for that fat fuck.

>>77394721
>>77394728
Both fake picks, do not reply.

>>77394684
>>77394684
I was asking if taking shots to the back of the head SPECIFICALLY affects you in a certain way.

So let me get this straight. 2 years waiting, preparing and 60 bucks spent all in order to see skmeone winning a fight only to get knocked out half way in by a fluke kick? I don't think this semen slurping fight is for me.

File: 1499602204839.jpg (285KB, 636x382px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 636x382px

>the only man who can defeat Jon Jones
>the only man who was undefeated as the MW champ
>the only man who is Natty
>the only man who puts on a show
>the only man who is great and fresh on the mic

MICHAEL
THE COUNT
BIIIIIIIIISPING

Remember the biggest loser this weekend is Luke Thomas.

>>77394744
the back of the head is very dangerous, yes.

>>77394731
To be fair, Jon plays innocent on the cameras.

>>77394710
Agreed.

>>77394763
he deserved it for that stupid question

>>77394731

I can't disagree with you there. People will say promotion is promotion, but you can't be "the good guy" or "the nice guy" and say the kind of shit DC was saying about Jones.

You want to know what a real good guy looks like, it's Demian Maia. Hate on his fighting style all you want, but the guy is pure class. Not a bad word to say about his opponents either before or after a fight. I'm sure money-obsessed losers will say he's doing it wrong and you have to talk shit to promote a fight, but the man would rather die than give up his principles, and if they don't respect that then I don't respect them.

Bisping vs GSP is going to be massive. I didn't know how much I wanted it until Dana took it away. Now that it is back I can hardly wait.

File: 1486534803150.gif (2MB, 420x314px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 420x314px

>>77394682
>Liddell's palsy hands as he watches dc enter the shadow realm

File: Screen Shot 2017-07-30 at 9.59.38 AM.png (73KB, 1252x524px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 1252x524px

I watched the fights on my PS4 and the picture quality was great. No stuttering or buffering or lag. But there's no pause or rewind. Next time I'll just pay $10 more and get it through directv.

>>77394731
i don't get how people can ignore this. he called jones "nigga" at a presser this year. he took every opportunity to piss on jones and thought it was okay because he's the "good guy". deluded self-righteous prick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv-w0w_ArLQ

File: mikey b.jpg (23KB, 630x420px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 630x420px

>>77394756
Heeminder:
If you're angry about GSP fighting the MW natty goat next instead of Woodley you belong on r/mma with the rest of the fun hating cucks

>>77394794
completely right there. jones hit the nail on the head when he said that DC is in love with the narrative of "good/bad" when it comes to them.

>>77394744
The main reason they're banned is to prevent spinal cord injuries, the shots DC took really werent in the area that would do that

>>77394812
>paying for fights

File: 1501433597547.jpg (486KB, 2206x1242px) Image search: [Google]

486KB, 2206x1242px

>>77394687
There you go friend

>>77394833
I thought Dana said that ship has sailed amd GSP is fighting Woodley.

>>77394756
>>77394833
Why are Bispcucks obnoxious?

>>77394847
Ships can turn around ya dumb goof beat it!

File: 1499925177537.jpg (18KB, 353x488px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 353x488px

>>77394843

DC should fight Volkan and heem him then get another title shot

How are people over the age of 11 able to enjoy WWE?

>tfw you will never be as lucky as Bisping having won the decision against Silva, get title shot, have Luke's high hanging chin to punch, get old man from the bottom of the rankings beat you to pulp but win anyways, when it's time to fight a true contender you injure your knee, then you have it not healing in two weeks when it's Yoel Romero to fight, then you have two top guys take themselves out so you could have a money fight, and still avoid Yoel

File: 1496596892586.jpg (9KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 300x168px

>>77394660
>mfw manlets are on suicide watch yet again since their lord and savior got BTFO by an actual man

6'4 > 5'11. this will ALWAYS be true. how does that make you little hobbit shits feel?

>>77394847
exactly, thats why he's fighting bisping

>>77394873
DC is broken, he will not fight Jones again.

File: image.jpg (107KB, 1024x570px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 1024x570px

*record scratch*
*Freeze Frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up here huh? Well, we're gonna have to go back, way back

>>77394884
Yoel is a bum, nobody would duck him.

>>77394833
A fun fight and a well deserved one too.

>most fights in the UFC
>champ
>never been busted for roids
>won TUF
>loyal to the UFC
>patiently waited for his time in the spotlight instead of saying "dey racis"

>>77394820
>>77394834

The epitome of that was his "for him to become [the better] person, he needs to lose to me" line. The guy was so far up his own ass he was staring at the back of his teeth. I don't know whether it was acting for the mandrama or if he really believed that shit (he certainly sounded sincere). Either way it was a very bad look for the "good guy".

What did you guys think of the Cerrone - Lawler decision?

>>77394842
t. NEET

>>77394794
I was ignoring all press and promo to this fight because I was expecting DC to miss weight / get booboos or Jon to get caught doing lines before walking out.

I generally ignore all DC banter because it's DC. What exactly was he saying about Jon?

Jones is such a reach babby

Without all his physical advantages he'd he shit

cerrone got robbed

>>77394910
The right guy won.

>>77394926
agreed

Lawer has won a lot of shitty decisions imo

>>77394926
They don't call him Robber Lawler for nothing

File: black+knight+defeated.jpg (38KB, 500x450px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 500x450px

>>77394919
So you're saying JJ has to be like this for someone to beat him?

I honestly think Chael Sonnen was Jon Jones' toughest opponent.

>>77394913

>he's a bitch ass nigger
>he was out sandblasting prostitutes
>Jon Jones wants people to believe he's become a better person. For him to actually become that person he has to lose to me on July 29th.

Those were some standouts in a constant stream of that sort of self-righteous trash talk.

>>77394904
and most importantly
>always comes to fight
instead of not even being willing to engage with a frail weak old hue who's too tired to offer any sort of threat past the first round

Could've gone either way. Robbie and Cerrone took Rds 1 and 2 each easily but Rd3 could've gone either way.

People who say Cerrone won Rd1 tho need to go back to r/MMA and stay there.

>>77394965
Meant reply to
>>77394926 >>77394910

>>77394756
Jones would wreck Bisping worse than he wrecked vera

File: 46517.2.jpg (28KB, 310x228px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 310x228px

>>77394919
>reach babby

>>77394926
it does suck that when it's a close fight you still only get half the money lol

>>77394662
Are you seriously here all day? What's wrong with you?

>>77394919
>if he wasnt good he'd be bad
The amount of saltiness, lol what a dummy

>>77395009
he cant walk because he lost his legs to diabetes

>>77394926
He lost rd1 and rd3 though

>>77394765
>>77394840
ah I see. Thanks

>>77394820
this is my main problem with him. he's sooo high and mighty. i don't think i've ever seen on tv or delt with in real life a person more sanctimonious.

i'm an adult. neither of you are my role models, neither of you are my boyfriend. i just want to watch the better fighter win. they're not competing for sainthood.

i liked DC's freudian slip when he talked about trying to think for the fans.

File: bispingrockhold.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>77394962
Bisping is grateful too unlike you-know-who
>given the title
>co-main eventing biggest UFC PPV
>DEY RACIS FUQ DANA WHITEBOI!

>>77394998
Lanklets are his specialty

>>77394950 (You)

>>77394885
>anime watching loser making fun of anyone
grow up

>>77395003
>that can knocked out Stipe Miocuck
>people unironically think Jon Jones would lose to Stipe

>>77394682
gnp jones best jones

>>77394919
i've literally never heard anyone say this about struve or gus

>>77395024
Is this really true?

lol

jon jones can now fight deleted gus and then literally volCAN

Gus beats Jones in a rematch

File: 1494627960233.png (168KB, 378x347px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 378x347px

>reach babby
Lose with dignity you losers lol

>>77395048
>fighters can't improve over years

Jon specifically stated he will duck stipe

>>77395070
I don't care about Lesnar vs. Jones, he's older than DC and I've already seen him get the shit kicked out of him multiple times

File: image.jpg (110KB, 700x437px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 700x437px

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Chael really didn't do anything wrong?

>>77395060
There someone here that keeps mentioning that they can't walk but I never get the story.

File: 1461667092558.gif (2MB, 219x186px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 219x186px

>>77394675

File: Screenshot_2017-06-25-21-46-02.png (364KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

364KB, 540x960px

>>77395077
>Gus beats Jones in rematch

File: Coco.jpg (200KB, 1920x1280px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 1920x1280px

Jones has always been one of my favourite fighters boys

told you he was gonna win SUCKAS

>>77395100
He said he doesn't want to fight Stipe for little to no reward, learn how to comprehend basic speech

DC won the fight, Jon won the early stoppage

>>77395102
I can't let that deadline get close.

>>77395100
jon says a lot of things
he'll fight stipe if they pay him enough
theoretically it's the toughest fight possible for him so it doesn't make sense if he wants to stay undefeated for the next couple of years

File: laughing ash ketchum.jpg (20KB, 128x128px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 128x128px

>>77395040
* * * TRIGGERED MANLET ALERT * * *

tell me all about how difficult it is to cope with your impotent rage, you butt hurt little bitch.

I quite enjoyed the last mandingo scrap yesterday lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNKs_FdwOnk

holy shit the comment section of MMAworld's upload after the fight. DCucks are pure cancer.

*camps by the fence for 5 minutes and then takes a comfy bath inbetween the rounds*

File: IMG_0219.jpg (15KB, 231x310px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 231x310px

So do y'all think that DC is the number 2 LHW of all time? He probably is but it doesn't really feel like it tbqh. Feels like yesterday Liddell was at the top of the division, heeming everyone left and right. Now he's been surpassed by a lanklet and a manlet

I also think that Jon has accomplished all that he could in LHW. It looks like he's gonna be his natural weight at 225-230 and go after Lesnar and then Stiopic. Personally I think he's wrong about a potential fight against Miocic being under the radar, sure Miocic isn't uberfamous like JBJ, Goobs or Rousey but he's still the HW champion, and Jon's the more famous LHW champ. That alone could sell PPV and at the gate.

>>77395126
That's basically saying I'm scared shitless to fight a real threat

Can we talk about this Volkan guy? Forget Conor or AJ, this dude legit has the touch of death. He connects with half-extended arm punches and just annihilates people.

Jones is a drug chear, without his 900000inch reach and roids he would never beat DC

DC "fans" (more like Jones haters) were so sure DC was going to win that literally no one here even thought that Gus was gonna be the fall back. The same Gus who lost to DC at UFC 192 and was running away half the fight lol.

File: deleter of men .jpg (247KB, 640x426px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 640x426px

How does jon beat vulkan? Jones is very hittable and OZ got that immigrant mentality.

>>77395135
It's not just about the toughest fight it also not necessarily the biggest draw. Fucking Stipe could easily not be champ by the end of the year anyway lol

webm of the fencegrab pls

>>77395154

I love how he's as confused about it as we are watching it.

>>77395154
>>77395165
He will be the new champion. Mark my words.

>>77395138
>watching anime past the age of 12
thought i told you to grow up

>>77395144
Hahahaha holy shit the salt is real

>>77395060
see>>77395103
the diabetes seems like a likely explanation for it

>>77395151
So DC wasn't a real threat? Lol dumb bandwagoning casuals, Jones should fight 5 Ngannous at the same time

File: Effect_20170730_100609.jpg (10KB, 246x246px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 246x246px

>>77395156
>The state of SUCC

File: 1498241662424.png (297KB, 444x467px) Image search: [Google]

297KB, 444x467px

>>77395183
>too stupid to refute anything
>continues to live in fear of a boogeyman

little manlet BITCH just can't do anything right lmao.

>>77395103
>>77395193
I'd feel bad for them if they didnt spend their time here all day spamming the thread.

Is Spainsperg really gone

>>77395211
he gets banned like 2 times a week, maybe they finally permabanned him

>>77395211
Probably serving a 3 day ban for sperging out

>>77395168
>Stipe could easily not be champ by the end of the year anyway

I wouldn't say easily, but then again it is Heavyweight, where anything can happen and the belt seems to be cursed so that nobody can defend it more than twice. Do we have any idea who he's fighting next?

>>77395211
Let's hope so

>>77395144
hate these dorks

you now remember jason knight

>>77395148
I'm a die-hard Randy nuthugger, but I honestly think DC has surpassed him at LHW. DC would be favored over everyone at that weight class not named JBJ. It's tough right now to rate DC so high with that KO fresh in our heads, but DC rightfully deserves that #2 spot.

Jimi Manure really let himself and myself down getting heem'd like that.

>>77395242

King of the chinlets

>>77395211
He said he was leaving last night. Hard to understand him between the sobbing, but he said he will still post occasionally. Like only 20-30 times a day now.

Who here is actually a DC fan?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13573726

>>77395226
I wouldn't be surprised if they book cain just for the draw. The guy is somehow ranked #3 lol

>>77394660
Blacc Fedor will always be KFC open weight champion tho. I saw some people on reddit calling him top 5 of all time. Bitches acting like this was Fraizer vs. Ali.

>>77395242
he's only 25 lol

i apologise to everyone i said kailin curran was free money, call me a faggot retard

Embedded
https://youtu.be/aCEepjvA_EMhttps://youtu.be/aCEepjvA_EMhttps://youtu.be/aCEepjvA_EM

https://youtu.be/aCEepjvA_EM

https://youtu.be/aCEepjvA_EM
https://youtu.be/aCEepjvA_EMhttps://youtu.be/aCEepjvA_EM
https://youtu.be/aCEepjvA_EM
https://youtu.be/aCEepjvA_EM

DC WOULD HAVE WON IF HE HAD MORE TIME TO RECOVER FROM RUMBLE! ITS NOT FAIR! HE WAS WINNING THE FIGHT!

>>77395180
I could honestly see it. The guy just deletes chins

>>77395268
>he's only 25
but his CTE is 50

>>77395156
Succ's to succ faggot

File: IMG_3584.jpg (50KB, 1042x254px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 1042x254px

You're welcome

>>77395290
so I stood up and told that teachin lady the only 3 letters I need to know are U, S, and A

>>77395272
Well you are, but it was an entertaining fight so I'm not going to break your balls over it.

Albu is a savage, she was smiling ear to ear every time she took a shot and got mad at the ref for stopping the fight after she took a flush and completely illegal upkick straight to the face.

I think I fell in love during that fight.

File: 1481785131887.png (53KB, 194x240px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 194x240px

YEAH!!!!

>>77395144
this is pure comedy.

File: when you tell a britbong how the fight will end and he doesnt believe you.png (6KB, 585x85px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 585x85px

Me and maybe like 4 other guys here really know MMA.

File: 1486736221752.jpg (112KB, 1087x1080px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 1087x1080px

>>77394802
holy fuck

>>77395318
>90% of heem said Jones would win
I guess there are 6 guys posting here in total then

>>77395307
I made some dough on Oezdemir. I guess he'll fight Gus next if Jon is serious about Bork Lazer.

>V-Volkan will be the n-new champ

Daily reminder volkan got taken to a SD by fucking OSP

>>77394802
oh fuck

im glad DC lost. no idea how people rock with him

Spainsperg made fun of Aldo for getting KO'd and crying in the locker room for MONTHS but he leaves cause DC got KO'd and says it's classless. I personally think it's wrong to kick a man when he's down but you can't have it both ways. For people who liked Aldo, that was a devastating loss and they had to put up with Magrega tourists ripping into them.

I would love to see Schaub take on the winner of Lesnar vs Jones.

is gsp even that big of a draw? casuals really don't know him especially after he's been gone for a few years and all the new conor fans have come in.

So who gets the next crack?
>Brock
>Gus
>Deleter of chins
>literal crack

>>77395364
>rock with him

Probably because he doesn't say gay shit like that

File: OEZDEMIR_VOLKAN.png (147KB, 500x325px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 500x325px

who here FORM VOLKAN since the OSP fight?

File: heemsfinestsperg.jpg (23KB, 974x99px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 974x99px

>>77395318
you cant know MMA without watchnig the fights my man

File: 20170730_101308.jpg (25KB, 165x220px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 165x220px

Life is good. Not only did DC lose and show the world what a sniveling bitch he is, my gf made me this bomb breakfast: gran marnier french toast, scrambled eggs, bacon, and biscuits and gravy.

I am euphoric in this moment.

>>77395364

I think Dutchbro may have put his finger on it in the last thread.
>>77394267
>of course they [Reddit] all root for Cormier because he's a "good family man with a heart of gold" and Jon Jones is the big bad wolf ebcause he reminds them of the jocks that used to bully them and now they're salty as fuck that once again alpha Bones comes out on top

File: top 4 most embarrassing KOs in UFC history.webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x360px

>>77395377
I would love to see that too

>>77395383
he's a bigger name than anyone in the ufc other than jones and conor, thats all you need to get casuals to buy

>JJ whoops DC liked a bitch
>takes some nose powder
>DC dominates the division because JJ is gone now
>JJ comes back and beats his ass again


what... what the fuck did people expect

>>77395403
>>life is good

>as he posts ever so lonely on 4chan about it

>>77395403
looks like shit

File: Schaub h8ers.png (36KB, 462x116px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 462x116px

>>77395423
Funny how none of you seem to mention Schaub predicted how the main event would play out.

>bisbong vs poopeepee is happening to spite Tyrone
Holy fuck Dana is a bloated cunt.

can someone post webm of manuwa getting deleted?

>>77395403

Needs more eggs, but otherwise a sold breakfast for sure.

If I weren't going to a friend's barbeque this afternoon I'd go out for a big country breakfast right now. Definitely doing so for lunch tomorrow.

File: nerd.jpg (47KB, 600x579px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 600x579px

>>77395445
>Tyrone

>>77395392
He goes after Brock, and then takes Stipe's belt, celebrates with a coke party with Joey Diaz, then ODs

>>77395165
He takes him to the ground and submits him. Jon has retard-tier strength.

>>77395443

Speaking of predictions, didn't Chael say Jones would win? I guess he's not wrong 100% of the time. Just 90 or so.

You think UFC Is back in the upswing after this past shit year?

>>77395443
It's actually pretty incredible.
https://youtu.be/1jagkhQbUFA
https://youtu.be/1jagkhQbUFA
He literally called it perfectly.

How fast will Jones turn around and fight again? It's not like he took a lot of damage last night.

File: Big Country KOs Some Can.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>77395443
So did 95% of people here big whoop, Cerrone lost by the way

>>77395472
if this really did 1 million buys like Dana's saying then yeah

>>77395272
You dumb motherfucker. Although kailin is probably the worst woman on the UFC roster albu didn't look great. They both need to be in Invicta desu

>>77395443
Schaub said that DC would win the first two rounds, right? Two judges had it 19-19, one had it 20-18 Jones.

>>77395445
Because Tyron is a pussy. Blaming his lack of exposure on "mug boogeyman whiteys" when really its that he's boring as fuck and cheats the scoring system to get shitty looking wins. He's only exciting when he fights other strikers like Lawler

Someone pls post the headkick and GNP finish

>>77395445

Like I said last night: I hated every minute of Woodley/Maia, but it's still bullshit that Dana is allowing Bisping to duck real competition yet again.

I may hate the way Woodley fights but I can't take away from him the fact that he does his fucking job and faces number one contenders as they come at him. For that reason, no matter how much of a boring, race-baiting, whiny fuck he is I am literally obliged to respect him more than frauds like Bisping and Conor.

File: Cuck.png (276KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 540x540px

>>77395459

>>77395420
That was me, I always provide /heem/ with the best analysis possible. I'm truely the best poster you need but not the one you deserve

>>77395398
Sup Reddit

File: IMG_6524.jpg (70KB, 696x392px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 696x392px

>>77395472
100%

>>77395494
If he fights brock then, we need to see when he is back in the testing pool I think Lesnar still has 9 months to sit off.

I have a feeling that Jones and Lesnar will take a page from the book of McGregor - Mayweather and do like half a year of annoying theatrics before even confirming the fight.

It will be extremely annoying but I don't mind if it leads to Gus fighting Oezdemir to see who can face JJ after he heems Lesnar.

>>77395519

How would I find the Reddit thread that was live during the fight last night? I have no idea how that place works, but I want to make a salt compilation.

>>77395532
That will do half the buys of UFC 214.
How many shitty ratings will it take before the UFC realize Manlets don't draw money.

>>77395508
Thompson and Maia were on huge winning streaks and he fought the best way he could to beat them. He did literally nothing wrong and Dana White is practically an idiot.

>>77395471
He was only right because Jones gave him PTSD

>>77395514
>GSP
>one of the p4p goats
>not competition

Leafcuck GSP is one of your own, you should know this famalam. I agree that Count Duckula is a bitch but don't be a dummyhead

>>77395519
>>77395562
nobody cares you sperg go outside

>>77395532
wont sell for shit, but it's a good card

>>77395165
Volkan is slow as fuck. Jon and his team are smart enough to build a gameplan where he uses that and evades his Rumblesque punches.

Also Ive heard Jon calling Volkan russian multiple times now. Is he doing that to fuck with him or does he really cant differiantinate a roach from a roosky?!

File: DCucks 3.png (14KB, 825x98px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 825x98px

>>77395553
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6qdshh/official_ufc_214_cormier_vs_jones_2_live/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6qf7fj/official_ufc_214_cormier_vs_jones_2_live/
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6qfnsq/official_ufc_214_cormier_vs_jones_press/

>>77395471
Yup Chael was absolutely right, he said it's a rule of thumb that in a rematch the younger guy always wins more convincingly.
>>77395472
If Dana wasn't lying at the press conference (you have every right to believe he is) and the PPV did break 1 million, that is huge for the UFC and Jon Jones. This was the first fight since McGregor/Eddie that my casual fan family members were interested in. Jon's drawing power was underestimated, I think Dave Meltzer predicted this PPV to do 650k buys.

>>77395558
Wgaf if he fought a smart fight. They were boring as shit.

This is prizefighting, not a tournament.

Demian Maia is a boring fighter, he's a nice guy, but he's a boring fighter and anyone who has been watching longer than 5 years knows this as a fact. He literally hasn't evolved his game at all from the first time he fought Anderson.

File: Bisping-wins.png (337KB, 730x380px) Image search: [Google]

337KB, 730x380px

GOAT

File: DCucks 4.png (12KB, 383x73px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 383x73px

>>77395579

Cool midgets and what not but let's talk heavyweight

Cain's body is kill

If Ngannu murders JDS without taking much damage, he should fight for the belt, assuming Stipe is going to fight again this year

Not a bad time for DC to come back to HW, or Dana can make the cruiserweight division

>>77395567

For sure I should have qualified that, I agree. I wasn't trying to take away from GSP; I just don't think Bitchping should be rewarded with a moneyfight for refusing to defend his belt against anyone but a single senior citizen who was barely in the top 15 when Woodley has taken on 2 number 1 contenders. At least I think Thompson was number 1 when Woodley faced him; correct me if he wasn't but he was certainly top 5.

>>77395598
>They were boring
Yeah cause Maia and Thompson fight a boring way

Damn Dana tore Woodley a new one in the post fight presser
>wtf I love Dana now
>>77395508
Robbie is the only exciting matchup for him going forward, especially the way he started out the Cowboy fight by just going forward

>>77395589
It's posibble but I don't think oz's english is the best so it would kind of be a reach. I honestly thought he was russian until last night

>>77395603
Maia would've been more interesting had T-wood actually engaged with him instead of running around. Tyron did an insanely good job of defending some of those takedowns, but he just ran around most of the time. It was insufferable

>>77395611
I can only imagine how miserable your ''life'' must be to enjoy kicking people while the're down

File: michael-bisping-pose-ufc-fight-night-55-weigh-ins.jpg (123KB, 406x594px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 406x594px

GOAT

>>77395589
Tbf he looks white and volkan sounds slavic

File: DCucks 5.png (46KB, 969x224px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 969x224px

>>77395579
salt is yummy

>>77395621
Yes Thompson was #1 and he fought him twice, then Demian was #1 and he fought him twice. He's fought 3 times in the last year against the #1 contender consecutively meanwhile Bisroid has bee on the sidelines on the fox desk still reminiscing his life and death fight against Hendo who was ranked #13

>>77395592

Thanks family.

>>77395646
It's fun when it's someone that deserves it like DC and his fanbase.

>>77395665
what channel is this can you link me it I'm just curious what the video is

>>77395660
its a turkish name

File: HEEM-Stats-UFC-214.jpg (468KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

468KB, 1500x1500px

>>77395673

File: DCucks 6.png (14KB, 769x139px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 769x139px

>>77395646
kek almost as if to prove my point. did i cap one of your posts or something?

>>77395646

I wouldn't kick DC but I'll kick the shit out of his smug, self-righteous fanbase. They weren't in that octagon, I don't owe them shit.

>>77395646
Oh look a Dutch virtue signaler
You probably thought GDR was so brave for not fighting Cyborg right?

>>77395660
it's because his mum is a swiss who got OTTOMAN'D like half of europe

>>77395674
why does he deserve it

Why do people feel bad for DC. The guy is a classless dick who deludes himself into thinking he's superior than the man who has defeated him. Imaging if he won by some divine intervention, DC would be shitting all over Jon.

>>77395645
That's what infuriated people, Maia posed no takedown threat and Woodley was wobbling him almost every time he hit him but he still refused to engage

>>77395690
Well it sounds Slavic

Woodley is awesome. I love his confidence. I'm so glad that faggot Maia lost.

>>77395724
yeah it does

>>77395703
GDR did nothing wrong prove me wrong you cant you loser

>>77395621
He was, but the reason Uncle Dana moved GSP like that was because he knew GSP-T-Wood would go down similarly to the Maia """fight""" except maybe GSP would actually land some takedowns and Woodley would run even more. Plus GSP would probably be top 3 if not #1 automatically as soon as he enters the MW rankings, and Woodley would get Lawler again. Everyone wins.

>>77395708
Because
>>77395716

>>77395694

Don't know if you got my stats from the dead Rizin thread. Barely worth doing imo, but since I said I would here they are.

>Horiguchi vs. Tokoro
31/34 (91.2%)
>Aliakbari vs. King
24/34 (70.6%)
>Garcia vs. Gagloeva
29/34 (85.3%)
>Miura vs. Tapa
33/34 (97.1%)
>Nasukawa vs. Saiga
29/34 (85.3%)

>2 fights correct
4/34 (11.8%)
>3 fights correct
4/34 (11.8%)
>4 fights correct
5/34 (14.7%)
>Perfect picks.
21/34 (61.8%)

Also a correction to your goofed image: second column, second from bottom was a winner, not a goof.

bork will kill bones

>>77395722
>risking going to the ground
>risking losing your belt
you're an absolute retard if you take any risks once you win that belt, it's the difference between making a million a year and 48K to show

jones kissing dc on the back of the head was the weirdest thing i've ever seen

why does jones try to kiss everyone? he kissed that disabled cunt in embedded too

fucking weird

How do you think DC's wife reacted?

Gus shouldn't be able to sit out a year and get a shot

Do an interim LHW belt if Jones fights Lesnar

>>77395738
>GSP would actually land some takedowns
My poor sides

Woodley would actually KO GSP and that hype-train would end there, at least with Bisping, there's a chance GSP can win.

>>77395747
lol i submitted so many fucking picks for that event it feels good to win one, literally like 5-8 every time it was posted

>>77395767
Jones won't come back to LHW until he takes the HW belt from Stipe.

Mark my words.

>>77395660
He clearly got those roach features in his face. But maybe I just notice that cause we got a whole bunch of them living here and I got used to looking at them

>>77395762
you're the one who's weird

>>77395716
I wanted DC to win just so I could see a third fight

File: lul Conor.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>77394675
Fucking hell

>>77395767
Gus hasn't done anything to earn a titleshot, maybe he can fight that heavy handed swiss so his glass chin can be finally deleted once and for all.

>>77395758

If you don't take risks you don't get the moneyfights. I'm not saying Woodley made the wrong call, but there was definitely a trade-off.

>>77395768
t. casual who calls other people casuals

>>77395779
Are you the guy who can't walk who always spams "who's your favorite female fighter"

>>77394682
That was like 12 punches too many fuck these shit refs

File: DCucks 7.png (23KB, 756x179px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 756x179px

>>77395685
they're from the mmaworld video that got linked here >>77395144

>>77395805
He makes the right call .He's not getting money fights anyway no one gives a shit and no one ever will. Hold onto that belt brother.

Hi guys. I am the new "I own /heem/"

I'll try my best to be a productive member in the community. Any suggestions on how I can be better than my predecessor?

>>77395762
kek, not sure if autist or edgelord

>>77395812
Nah there's a reason why GSP wants to fight at MW and it's cause he knows Woodley is better than him...everywhere.

>>77395842
heem yourself

That feel when you're 30 and /heem/ is only 14 years old redditors trying to act like Anons by spitting on their home site and making pathetical edgy jokes.

Heh', kids those days, I guess that's how it is for them.

*tips beret*

>>77395817
It's the same guy that's obsessed with the picksguy. He's here all day making things as shitty as he can

Did DC cry again

>>77395843
you must be autistic as fuck if you think jones kissing DC on the back of the head wasn't absolutely weird as fuck

>>77395758
You clearly don't know how contract negotiations work
>don't take any risks
Ok so don't build up a fanbase just make your contract money and that's it nothing else no sponsors no social media presence just win by timidity and you'll make the most money possible except that's not how that works
Dana was right, low risk low reward

>>77395838
>He's not getting money fights anyway
He was literally first in line for GSP until yesterday.

In any case, I'm all about champions defending their belts, so it really doesn't lie in my mouth to bitch about them not doing it in an entertaining way. I just wish it were otherwise.

File: me.jpg (29KB, 630x420px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 630x420px

Alright goofs, we need to make Tyron lose so we can cut him. How do we do it?

I'm not begging Rory to come back or signing Ben Askren.

>>77395876
I think, actually we all know, it's you who is autistic.

>>77395876
There's nothing weird about a Daddy kissing his little girl on top of her head m8

>>77395855
I'll try my best

MHGA

>>77395838
it's fucked up what dana did, but i understand it from a business perspective. gsp is an extremely boring point fighter who was only ever a draw because he was canada's golden boy.

woodley vs gsp has the potential to be a huge snooze fest.

>>77395830
lol you're an idiot, i swear people would be screaming early stoppage if he pulled him off one punch sooner lmao

i can't believe woodley didn't try to do pajama fighting with the ufc's best pajama fighter. what a jerk!

File: bisping6s-1-web.jpg (69KB, 750x990px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 750x990px

>>77395891
You called?

File: cc.png (147KB, 500x325px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 500x325px

>>77395891
hello, I am here for title shot

>>77395891
No way askren fights Woodley, they are Mizzou bros. Unironically think Colby could beat him but then we just replaced a boring champ with another one

I unironically think Jon was trying to dig at Stipe last night by saying he was "relatively unknown". He wants to take the belt from him after the Lesnar fight. He knows that a champ v. champ card sells PPV regardless of who the other person is (Goobs v. Alvarez).

That fight could be $100 and I would buy it instantly.

File: TGOAT.png (29KB, 362x460px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 362x460px

T-Wood has practically cleaned out the division and is being denied a money fight cause the red headed tomato is salty he didn't want to engage a 5th degree black belt in BJJ

How is this guy the "president" of anything? Also when was the last time Maia lost an exciting fight? His most exciting fights are the ones where he gets a quick submission or dummies like Matt Brown jump straight into his guard and get submitted.

>>77395893
just because you spend the last 2 years worshipping DC every night doesn't mean you have to think Jones 'praising' him and giving him some weird kiss wasn't fake as fuck LOL

DC fags lashing out wherever they can today lmao

>>77395785
he doesn't want SHIT to do with Stipe

I could see him fighting for the belt if it was someone like Overeem

>>77394682
All the fags saying DC had a godly chin and he gets knocked out by ''''''''''''''''''''''''pillow fisted'''''''''''''''''' Jon Jones. LMFAO

>>77395929
I'm actually a Jones fan, and you are actually autistic.

>>77395932
See
>>77395925

>>77395925
he's right though, Stipe's probably the least popular hw champ ever

>>77395942
>I-I'm a-actually a jones fan

DC nuthuggers already trying to pretend they didn't spend months upon months worshipping him LOL, fucking pathetic. i bet you were one of the jacare losers too

>>77395842
You forgot the . you goof

>>77395925
he was just stating the truth. don't think he meant it in a negative way at all

>>77395941
don't forget the bad leg genetics

I will SMESH you

>>77395932
Yeah he doesn't want to fight Stipe no kidding, Stipe is bigger than him and he has been on a hot streak wow what great insight my man. He's already the greatest of all time, now is the time to start doing money fights with roided pro-wrestlers.

Cowboy won rd2 & rd3

File: 1488876518651.webm (1MB, 500x434px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x434px

post your best Rogan

I want more

>>77395950
It's true, but again he's still the HW champ, and Jon is LHW. It would sell based on just that.

>>77395928
>he didn't want to engage a 5th degree black belt in BJJ

He didn't want to engage a guy whose takedowns he was easily stuffing for 25 mins. He just sailed to an easy victory instead of trying to put on a dominant performance.

Also, Condit lost because of an unlucky injury. Give Condit a can to crush then book him against Woodley.

Not saying Condit would win, I just wanna see an actual fight between the two.

File: Heeminder-2017-8.jpg (706KB, 2500x2500px) Image search: [Google]

706KB, 2500x2500px

After Pettis vs Moreno. We are in fit a tough 3 weeks. Heem is probably going to die down until MayMac hype starts again

>>77395438
>dominates the division
>2 title defences, one of which was a split decision.
>go-back-to-reddit.png

>>77395621
Bisping has literally never refused a single fight.

John Kavangah says Woodley won 48-47 LOL

>>77395928
>Don't engage a karate guy
>Don't engage Bjj guy
Will Woodley only ever engage with wrestle boxers?

>>77395932
he's not going to go to heavyweight for anything other than a money fight. which fight will sell more, jones vs stipe or jones vs lesnar?

File: image.jpg (67KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 720x480px

Who was worse in the WW fight, Woodley or Maia?

File: Screen Shot 2017-07-30 at 2.03.09 PM.png (91KB, 955x354px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 955x354px

You guys had better stop it!!

>>77395991
lots of schaubposting will come im sure

>>77395997

What the fuck do you call sitting off for half a year saying "ow my knee hurts" so Romero has to fight Whittaker instead?

Don't even respond.

>>77395621
>Bisping doesn't deserve it
See
>>77394904

>>77395989
>I just wanna see an actual fight between the two.
You do know that Woodley was beating him up in that fight as well right?

This is just pathetic dude, Matt Brown "engaged" Maia and he got choked out, I know you'd have loved for Woodley to get choked out but be pragmatic here fella

>>77395984
cerrone won under pride rules

>>77395626
So does Woodley.

File: image.jpg (154KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 768x1024px

Whittakers back rolling.

book a November/December fight in lads.

>>77396004
maia won round 5, maybe 4 and woodley shouldve been docked a point for fence grabbing so 48-46/48-47 is about right

>>77396005
He engaged them both and he knocked them down.

File: bisping.jpg (77KB, 634x567px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 634x567px

>>77396025
LOL bisping haters all come straight from reddit

he definitely made up his knee issues didn't he cuckboy ;)?

>>77396005
I'm a pretty big Woodley fan and I respect the "a win is a win" mentality but not going for a finish yesterday kinda dampened my support for him. He clearly could have pressed more and thrown a lot more but he didn't have to so he didn't. That's kinda lame. He is the best in the world tho so can't take that from him

>>77396039
Nah Woodley puts on exciting fights when he's not fighting pajama wearing enthusiasts

>tfw watched 8 hours of mcgregor videos today

just cant stop

>>77396051
Hello John, you literal fraud.

>>77395538
>lesnar
>getting heemed
umm sorry sweetie, but Lesnar is 100% pure barbarian badass conan level buttfuck. They will need to put an overhead cage on the octagon, otherwise Jones will get thrown out of the Georgia Dome and enter orbit

>>77396090
Lesnar got whooped and humiliated by Cain Velasquez

>>77395983
there's actually a person in this thread who thinks Jones wants Stipe, you fucking idiot

>>77395932
That's the exact sentiment I was trying to get across, who are you asking this rhetorical question to exactly?

>>77396025
He said he'd fight Romero multiple times buddeh

One thing I don't understand about salty D.C. Fans, did they actually think he wa going to win? I mean seriously...

Lads who the fuck is chase sherman and why is he so popular on twitter for a ufc prospect? Only fight I saw him he got ktfo

>>77396056
And then did nothing. He should have been able to put Maia away last night but he just kept backing into the cage. Oddly enough it reminded me of the Anderson fight where if maia had been a little more active on the feet he could have won

>>77396110
DC fans don't exist, just Jones haters.

>>77396118
Some goof who got popular on twitter by doing some above average memeing.

>>77396098
He also had half of his internal organs removed after that from stomach aids.

funny that all the maia nuthuggers aren't here today isn't it LOL

bjj has been proven to be fraudulent yet again just like with jacameme

File: 1357528567208.jpg (39KB, 327x330px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 327x330px

>>77396034
>if he tries to fight the guy he might get hurt so it's smarter to not fight

File: 1382336832965.jpg (59KB, 399x399px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 399x399px

All the good guys bar Oezdemir lost in the main card, was this the most disappointing result in a main card ever?

>>77396090
lesnar is weak as fuck

dont let his troll-like physique fool you

>>77396123
Nope, Maia isn't easy to finish, Weidman couldn't finish him, neither could Rory and neither could Silva his only finish loss was against a roided out Nate Marquadt so you're wrong.

If you have a problem with someone fighting to win then you're honestly just a JUST BLEED casual. I enjoyed watching Woodley not let le backpack man land even one single takedown