/f1/ Hungarian GP post-race banter

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JEV win when

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>Summer stream
https://www.rabb.it/spf1general

>>77399683
BASED JEV IN THE LEAD

WILL HE FINALLY WIN?

>>77399796
Based French hobo

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/floersch/

>>77399948
Does she fantasize about hammer time?

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#blessed

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come on JEV you can win

>>77399971
>amd at amx

JEV
>JEV
JEV
>JEV

UMA
M
A

DELICIA

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JEAN ERIC VERGNE

YOU ARE A RACE WINNER

>Alesi Jr. winning the GP3 race
>JEV winning FE race
>Saintéloc (Jules Gounon as one of their drivers) winning the Spa 24H
>Pagenaud getting closer to the lead in the Indycar 'ship

Today was a god day

>>77399963
Yes she confirmed it on insta when she was whoring asking guys called Ahmed for dick pics

Felix is a joke
just let him past no fight

>listen to the sound of the crowd
well yeah, only thing I can making sound as I can't hear any engines

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>watching f1 rejects drive electric karts in fucking quebec

>>77400103
Tfw you will never be her fwb and call your daily sex sessions hammertime

>>77400104
>And Sweden gets cucked again

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> Suck my balls

>di Grassi crying
gave me some feels

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>>77400127
>mfw a literal who f1 driver bullied the entire grid in an end of race smack talking tirade and people took him seriously

>>77400127
>watching f1 cars

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>>77400148
>*sucks your balls*
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11656935?view_adult=true

>season 1: gets 3rd on championship (but Piquet Jr wins lol)
>season 2: gets 2nd on championship (Booemi wins)
>season 3: gets championship over booemi
Absolute madman.

>>77400101
>GP3
>FE
>Spa 24h
>IndyCar

F1 win or gtfo

>>77400209
>season 1: loses to Nelson "*crashes internally*" Piquet Jr at the final corner of the final race
>season 2: Renault Wins Lol
>season 3: loses to Lucas "Timo Glock" di Grassi in the final race

>>77400209
>Season 4: DQ from championship

>>77400209
>Wins 2 races vs 6 races
>wins the championship
joke

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>tells Frijns to crash into his rear wing next time instead of breaking his suspension
>Frijns crashes into his rear wing

MADMAN
A
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M
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>>77400297
pole points
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p
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Red Bull have to put him back in the Toro Rosso now, right?

Rosenqvist won the Formula E drivers championship of drivers who got no fan boost
So he's the real winner

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>>77400360

And sack Kblyat I'm guessing

>>77400360
So this is good bye to the russian rollete?
Not cool. Every season needs its Maldonado De Cesaris.

>>77400360
I don't think kicking Amx out of F1 is necessary. Just demote him back to Toro Rosso and get Sainz to RB. Maybe even Kvyat.

poutine>>>>>>>french anthem

CHINA
H
I
N
A

>>77400413
>sainz

the get dry buttfucked by an old man in a honda guy?

>>77400413
Blyat needs to go!

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>>77393344
salty as FUCK that Gimi didn't win

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>>77400198
NO NO NO

>>77400374
meh fan boost is like a one time only drs

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>>77393344
nice

>>77400440
Kek, I reckon he'll get buttfucked a lot more if the rumours about TR getting Honda engines are true

>>77400457
>unironically believing the kvyat is a boogeyman meme
Sure he fucked up once or twice, but at this point the stewards are just punishing him for being blyat. It's ridiculous.

>>77400593
she has a really weirdly long crack

Bob Varshall is kinda boring, I like it more when it's just Nicholls and Franchitti.

>>77400619
Thats what an ass outside of porn movies looks like, anon.

>>77400697
No its what pathetic white asses look like anon

lrn2squat white people

>>77400707
someone post Emilia's bum

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>>77400772
Always a humble servant

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reminder to post this every time you see Nick in /f1/

What's an instagram story?

>>77400833
the only way pic in my collectioni have masturbated to.

>>77400856
Like snapchat for instagram

>>77400876
>the only way pic in my collectioni have masturbated to.

what?

>>77400876
Are they just uploaded on the instagram profile? I looked for Nico (Bossberg) because I heard he had bullied Lewis but I just found a video of him in America.

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>Oh great 4 weeks without F1, now what will I Do
Meanwhile, in Formula E

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>>77400915
Pics related (it was a video)

>>77400917
what we do every year
be sad that there is no F1
then turn to boredom
then the hype for Spa starts acting up
then the hype is in full effect
Spa best track
gonna be the best race of the year

then Q1
everything retro
Eau-Rouge and everything

>race turns out to be boring
well thank god the next one's up rather quick lads

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>>77400959
dankeschön

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>>77400900
phone posting is hard. I can't fucking wait till the WAG machine is back up and running.

Also:
>Trying to rememberif JEV is still dating his hot GF Petra Silander, vaguely thought they had broke up.
>check twitter and find that she was at the Paris Eprix
>also find this

Some silly girl genuinely thinks this is JEV on secretarrangements.com and was trying to warn Silander

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>>77400915
>>77400959

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>>77400833

>>77400148
wtf I love Kevin now

I missed the race, why is everyone posting "suck my balls"?

>>77401037
Lewis accidentally said over the radio he is gonna need emilia to "suck his balls again" after he let Valtteri through

>>77401037
After Ricci showing Amx the finger for crashing him out, Amx told ricci to suck his balls

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>>77400198

>>77401037
vettel told kimi to suck his balls after being asked to let kimi pass

>>77401059
Also the reason all those toothpastes memeing about Amx not getting bullied

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>>77399774

Summer Stream: Spain 2003

>Schumi on Pole w/ the new F2003
>Fernando Attacks for Home Crowd
>Firman's only point, Da Matta's first

>>77401058
Believable
>>77401059
Fucking AMX what a dirty fucking toothpaste
>>77401085
>vwl

>>77400915
>>77400959
>>77400972
There's a chrome extension you can use to download instagram stories (it's called Chrome IG Story)

>>77401037
Sophia Floersch did a live instagram thing and she told the waiter to suck her balls

>>77401164
the waiters name was Ahmed as well.

Told him to send her nude, he just got scared and ran off

>>77401164
Fuck I wish Sophia would suck my balls

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>Magnussen was penalised for doing the same thing that Vettel and Hamilton get away with constantly (webm related)

The race stewards can kill themselves desu, you can flip a coin and get the correct decision more often than they do

>>77401370
That one isn't bad at all. Also they get away with it because they're fighting for championship.

>>77401370
it was in a very safe corner though
ham didn't slow down much
and barely hit the grass
but there is and always will be more tolerance when you're fighting for the championship

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>>77401408
>>77401419
It was the first webm in my folder that showed a similarish thing to Kmag's move

But you get what I mean, right? there wasn't even contact, webm related is another example. the driver on the inside line is allowed to push the driver on the outside off the track, because they're the one dictating the racing line
But Rosberg got a penalty for this because the stewards are retards

>>77399948

Our queen <3

>>77400619

Pantyhose, m8

>>77401583
once again it's not dirt or grass
and he let him reenter when max runs out of tarmac
that move was really weird though
sainz didn't get a penatly either and he did exactly that to alonso so i don't know man
the race stewards way is impenetrable

>>77401583
oh so he got a penalty i misunderstood sry
i think it was totally deserved here since he's keeping max of the track on purpose
maybe they have a penalty when the stewards consider they got too far on defending
technically it's in the rules that you have to let enough space for a car if their front wheels is at the driver levels or something if i'm not mistaken
so i get Kmag was punished for his move
i don't get that sainz didn't get anything
and i don't think hulk move was really deliberate fatjohn can be very aggressive and i think he was too much here

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Reminder that Fernando asstronzo did the best lap on a potato mclaren-honda

>>77401583
That push wide is so hilarious though because Nico drives all the way straight from the apex just to push Amx off the track

In the other cases it's more understandable that they would turn wide to "free" the steering as they accelerate

>>77401748
and all he has to show for it is an uncertain future and a meme chair picture

>>77401748

"Whilst there's a lot of people hanging their BALLS IN THE POOL ... we're still working very hard and pushing very hard" - Vettel, 2013

>>77401348
Give me an hour an half.

Not like I'm gonna need to post for a week anyway.

>>77401789
and millions of dollars

>>77401789
>From DNFs to 12 to 9 to 6
>Fastest lap of the race

It doesn't seem so uncertain now.

Oil in fuel is still a shit meme that only teams with shit engine suppliers would accuse people of doing. Oil dampens combustion because oil doesn't have the same energy as fuel does.
>inb4 fuel flow rate
Are they injecting the oil through the fuel system or injecting it seperately. If it was injected seperately it would be real easy to find out who is doing it.

>>77401991
You are right but its not so much about the oil but the additives in the oil mate.

>>77401991

Once again, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

They're allowed to have two separate solenoid controlled crankcase ventilation valves.
This allows them to control pressure added to the sump, and control when the manifold breathes from sump.
The oil is likely added as vapor.

Please go back to /turn left/. There you can debate pushrods and live axles, it's more fitting of your technical knowledge.

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>>77401991
>>77402041
rekt

>>77402037
I agree they do add additives to the fuel and oil but they are not adding oil to the gas.
>>77402041
You just an idiot oil dampens combustion that's why they add catch cans to the PCV. 4 strokes have oil squirt up underneath the cylinder so there is no reason to add oil to the fuel.

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>>77401743
>i think it was totally deserved here since he's keeping max of the track on purpose
When Max moved back towards the track to rejoin, Rosberg moved to the right to give him space, and it's the driver off the track's responsibility to rejoin safely anyway.

https://f1metrics.wordpress.com/2014/08/28/the-rules-of-racing/
Here's a bit of a simplified explanation of what the sporting regulations allow, but if the attacking driver is on the inside of a corner, they only need to be half a car-length alongside the defending driver and then they're allowed to force the other driver off the track because they effectively dictate the racing line.

Pic related is a very similar move to Magnussen's, from Hungary 2014, Hamilton forced Rosberg wide at turn 2. The only difference is that Hülk was level with Magnussen, but under the ruleset it makes no difference as the racing line belonged to Kmag's

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2iw2ti (1:59:55)

Car manufacturers in FE

>Porsche
>Audi
>Mercedes
>BMW
>Jaguar
>Renault
>FIAT
>DS
>Faraday Future
>Mahindra
>NIO

Car manufacturers in F1

>Ferrari
>Mclaren
>Honda
>Mercedes (a couple more years)
>Renault

lmao

>muh road relevant

>>77402094
>You just an idiot

>>77402101
FE is a meme
They just have to put their name on the car, they dont develop anything

>>77402101

LMAO the hue knows WEC is dead so he had to change his shitty troll to "FE is better than F1".


>>77402101
>Car manufacturers in FE
>>DS
>>Faraday Future
>>Mahindra
>>NIO

LMAO

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>>77402101
>Faraday Future
>NIO
FE... I...

>>77401892
>>77401348
>>77398854
Actually this might take a bit longer.

>>77402162
>DS
Citroen are a proper car manufacturer mate, DS is just the brand they market in the series

>>77402162
DS is Citroen technically

>>77402101
FE is quite shit and a meme, right now.
Hopefully all these brands can actually make it a proper racing series.
Also, Marchionne said Alfa or Maseratti would be there, not Fiat.
RIP WEC, btw.

>>77402162
Never wathched WEC in my life.

Also, you know shit about car brands.

>>77402141
It has to start somewhere.

>>77402101
>Car manufacturers in FE
solid b8, but they're engine and gearbox manufacturers at best

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>>77402100
the hulk mag incident was actually more like this
it's not similar at all ham let rosberg enough place to stay on the track
and Ros was actually a little behind ham
here it's the opposite hulk was in front at the start of the turn
but mag didn't left him any space at all
i don't know who's commenting your coverage but here it's villeneuve and he was positive that both sainz and mag's action were not within the rules

>>77402094
>>77401991
Oil burning normall "dampens" the combustion, because it requires air to burn and normal cars aren't configured for it and choke. But if there's sufficient air, it's just extra energy in the combustion chamber and altered octane rating and temps. What you burn in the engine doesn't matter, what matters is total energy inside and extra oil as fuel increases this, if it can burn healthy, which almost always isn't the case.

>>77402094
They put the additives in the oil, that means they can put less in the fuel, that means there effective fuel rate increases as they have more fuel and the same additives.
Instead of 90% of their fuel flow rate being fuel now 95% of it is with the other 5% being the additives they need to run regular pace and they get an extra 10% as additives with the oil in qualy mode making their effective fuel rate 110% rather than the 100% that is the regulations.
Engage brain and stop being retarded.

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>>77399774

Summer Stream: Austrian GP 2003

>GOAT Schumi Pole Lap
>Toyota Start System
>BMW Williams Reliability

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>HD

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>>77402403

>>77402410
>Vettel
EBIN

>>77401370
You're absolutely right, though Vettel's signature move is more I'm going to turn in on you and expect you to disappear'. Hamilton's is just 'I'm driving you off the road because muh Senna'

>>77402462
And Kvyat & Max's are "I'm coming through move away"

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>>77402041
>>77401991
You guys are both missing the point entirely.

Adding oil means adding energy to the engine. Doesn't matter how fucking dirty it burns, if it burns, it's free energy. This is because the engines are fuel limited, so any way to add caloric density to the air/fuel mixture that the engine is sucking in, it's a win.

>>77402410
>>77402403
why are the women dressed as gypos?

>>77402515

I know, dumbass. Don't lump me in with the redneck.
>>77386566

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>reminder that Vettel is the greatest fraud the sport has ever seen
>reminder he needs team orders regularly to keep an old man who's only in it for a paycheque behind him
>reminder that he can't race for shit

>>77402569
>this flag
>this unprompted SEETHING hatred of Vettel

Is this Jacques Villeneuve Picture Child?

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>>77402547
Ha ha Australia, fair dinkum mate, no offense intended towards you specifically.

These stupid 4chan posters, eh?

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>>77402591
>no offense intended towards you specifically.

Too late.

>>77402515
Doesn't have close to the same energy. There is no reason to add oil to fuel.

>>77402633

Let me put it in a way you'll understand:

What's more food?
A burger OR a burger with fries?

>>77402633
but oils burning still bring more energy
F1 car have limited fuel flow so if you can add oil you have more power since you're not limited by airflow

>>77402650
this works only if you're burger limited (in size and number)

>>77402650
But I don't eat burgers?

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>>77402650
Holy shit owned.

>>77402633
The engine is fuel starved. It's like a really hungry person who doesn't really care what food it is, it will eat it. Candy, burgers, vegetables, doesn't care.

So this oil vapor stuff, it's like crackers. Will this really hungry person eat everything else AND crackers? Yup.

Yeah the crackers aren't the "ideal" fuel but it's fucking calories, and it's free, so you take it every time.

Guys Wings have drag why do F1 cars add drag to them that's just a disadvantage.
t. Retard Burger who can't see the upside and only the small negative

>>77402838
they try to convert the drag into lift to that the car flies but modern engines still can't achieve that on f1 cars so these days the optimal running scenario is to have the car essentially hover micrometers above the ground using the wings

>>77402650
maximum btfo jesus christ

>>77402527
i know a crap gypo ass when i see one

>>77401855
That was rosberg who said that actually

>>77403012

Nope.
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/lauda-defends-vettel-s-balls-in-pool-comment/

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>>77402650
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>77402041
>>77402650
Still not oil in fuel sperg more.

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>>77400917
mfw Santiago e/prix

>>77400593
is this real? looks shopped

>>77403318
>t. s/o/viet

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>tfw brazil finally winnin races at formula e
>no tema da vitoria to celebrate
Why even live lads

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When you think about it, Vettel (or at least his car problem) cost Hamilton 3 points.

>Seb is slow with a car problem
>Gimi is right behind Seb, and can't get past
>Bottas is right behind Gimi, and can't get past
>Hamilton is right behind Bottas, and can't get past
>pic related, time gaps after the pitstops, before the team orders
>Mercedes uses team orders to let Hamilton past Bottas, to let him have a go at Gimi
>Mercedes tell Hamilton to give the position back if he can't get past
>Hamilton is now behind Gimi, and can't get past
>Bottas is behind Hamilton, but is slow af and falls away
>pic related, time gaps near end of race
>That means Bottas' pace was slower than Seb with a car problem
>Hamilton still can't get past Gimi, and much to everyone's amazement, gives the position back to Bottas and loses 3 points

If Seb didn't have a car problem, around lap 36:
>Seb would be 20+ seconds up the road
>Gimi would be 15+ seconds up the road
>Bottas with his slow af pace would be holding Hamilton up like fucking crazy

Mercedes would have definitely used team orders on Bottas, but not to "let Hamilton have a go at Gimi, promise he'll give the place back if he can't get past".
It would be because Bottas was just fucking slow and was holding up Hamilton.
In that scenario, there's no way Mercedes wouldn't have promised to give the position back to Bottas.

Thereby if Vettel's car didn't have a problem, Hamilton would have scored 3 more points.
Vettel and Ferrari playing 5D chess.

>>77403569
>In that scenario, there's no way Mercedes wouldn't have promised to give the position back to Bottas.

*would have

>tfw can't edit posts like yo can on good sites like Reddit or Facebook

>>77402650
>SUPERSAVAGEME

>>77402317
gods work

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>>77399774

Summer Stream: Monaco 2003

>Ralf On Pole
>No On Track Overtakes
>Button DNS From P3 Shunt

>>77402181
>>77401348
Pls for the love of god tell me you are still awake?

>>77403961
Okay, autism will be posted in the morning when more people can see it.

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Friendly reminder that di resta managed to race more lap than ricci and grosjean there fore finishing ahead of both

>>77404031
i'm suprised di resta race doesn't count he retired pretty late

>>77403569
That gap doesn't mean Bottas was slow, he just didn't have to push much so allowed a comfortable gap occasionally filled up by lapped cars.
>>77403961
Almost 9am in Queensland.

>>77404086
The number of completed laps should be => (total race laps div 10), otherwise that's DNF.

>>77403961
We're awake. Do you, anon.

>>77404129
i don't understand what you're trying to say
di resta doesn't count but he did 60 laps
and hulk does with only seven more
i think it's down to a certain % of the whole race

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>>77404139
>>77404106
Okay then. I hope you enjoy

Sophia Pt. 2, continuation of >>77398854

>The Australian was having a wonderful dream. In it, Sophia had caught him red handed wearing her underwear.
>Instead of calling for security, she pushed him onto the bed, stripped and used him as a human sex toy.
>She had ground her sex all over his thick cock. Separated only by her thin, stained panties. He could still feel the orgasmic feeling of her pussy lips running up and down his shaft.
>He focused on that feeling. So wet. So hot. So...real. His eyes shot open. He was in the hotel room, lying on the bed.
>Propping up on his elbows he looked down his near naked clammy body and almost passed out at the sight that greeted him
>There at the edge of the bed, in-between his legs, was Sophia. His cock still trapped in it's silk prison.
>Sophia locked eyes with him "I thought you would never wake up" she cooed before running her tounge up the full length of his shaft.
>He groaned as he fell back onto the bed. This wasn't a dream. He hadn't died and gone to heaven. This was gonna happen again.
>"I think we need to see what my naughty pet has in here." Sophia snapped him back to reality. He tensed knowing what was to come.
>Sophia's giggled at her lover's fear. She seductively rubbed her hands from cock head to waistband, making sure to feel every vein and every pulse along the way.
>Her breath shallowed as her fingers worked their way under the elastic. He instinctively lifted his hips as she started to tug the tight fabric down.
>She knew he was big but she was absolutely shocked when his cock finally sprang free of the elastic.
>"How did you tuck this monster in?"

>>77404189
>>77404189
I hope one of you can capture this.

>He had to be at least 7 inches and all 7 were rock solid, standing to attention. Pre-cum was leaking from his piss slit as she noticed the two pool ball like testes hanging below.
>The smell was overbearing and she was on auto pilot as she reached out to grasp it. He jerked as he felt her delicate fingers wrap round his meat stick for the first time.
>It was glistening and slick with the combined cum from their first session as she slowly jerked him. She was still in awe at it. "so much bigger than my teammates."
>Her hand stroked up and around his sensitive cock head. Using her thumb she traced circles round his cum hole. He groaned at such a slutty act and even more pre-cum leaked out.
>She covered the hole with her thumb and was amazed to feel actual pressure building up. She leaned down and like an ice cream licked at a bead which was running down.
>The Australian let out a low groan as he felt her hot tounge lash at his prick. She mercifully lifted her thumb and a small squirt of built up pre-cum shot out.
>Even such a small bead was enough to intoxicate her senses. She needed more. Her lips closed down around his very tip and she started to suck the excess cream out.
>"Oh fuck". Pleasurere shot though him like electricity as he leaned down and saw her cheeks hollow. He was getting sucked off from a clearly well trained German slut of a driver.
>Sophia was overwhelmed by the hot salty taste she was coating her tounge with. Her mind lingered though on a slight sweet taste in the background. She blushed as she realised it was her own cum from earlier.

>>77404189
wew lads
i guess i will come back in 4 week then

>>77404215
>>77404189
Jesus.

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>>77404215
Still a while to go

>Almost annoyed by the removal of her lips from his dick he once again leaned up. Sophia was now holding the toy he had in his mouth earlier and had a mischievous grin.
>In one quick motion she opened wide and took the full length of the toy. He noticed the slight bulge in her throat as she rotated it round and got it all nice and wet.
>She pulled it out with a slight wet 'pop', gave it one last solid lick and set it down on the floor using the suction cup. Continuing to caress him she lifted herself up and positioned the thick silicone at her fuck hole.
>He watched in awe as she slowly lowered herself. Her eyes were almost rolling back into her head as her tight cunt lips gripped, her insides stretching to accommodate before she finally bottomed out.
>She had to take a moment to compose herself, her hips twitching with how full she was. She looked back at her lover, mouth agape, cock in her hand on an almost pleasure overload. She needed to take him all. She leaned forward.
>As she leaned, the toy slowly started to pull out. Each moment of friction sending a pulse of energy through her. She took a deep breath and opened her mouth, lowering her head onto his dick.
>Her lips passed round his head as she continued to lower hers. The more she took in, the more the toy vacated her until it only had the head poking into her entrance. Her nose on the other hand was buried into his crotch.
>She had taken his full length. She could feel her throat stretching as the cock head continued to leak copious amounts. Thank god she was a good swimmer and could hold her breath.
>The empty feeling in her pussy started to become apparent to her sex crazed brain and she pushed herself back. Filling her cunt but pulling her mouth off this wonderful prick.
>Bottoming out on the toy again she looked up at her human sex toy. He was staring at her, taking short sharp breaths clearly shocked by the display of depravity. She would show him.

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>>77404219
Almost there

>Sophia started rise and fall to slowly fuck herself with her dildo as she lowered her head down past his prick and to his balls. She appreciated the fact he had shaved as it allowed her to gawk at the size of them.
>She reached out with her hands cupped them to feel the weight. Despite having already cum they clearly had some more built up inside. She gave them a playful squeeze and loved it as her living sex toy jerked again.
>Continuing to bob she leaned in and licked at the salty orbs. Such a stronger, musky taste. It was delightful, she desired more. Her cheeks hollowed as she sucked one into her mouth.
>The young XX-year old F4 driver's tounge darted around, rubbing every crease on this Australian ball sack. She continued to suck, almost wishing to swallow it whole. Loud, almost violent, slurps escaped her as she assaulted his balls.
>The Australian was in pure bliss. The only respite he got was when she briefly removed her lips only to latch onto the other one. How could this girl be so sexual? She had to be fucking her way up the ladder.
>With a loud wet plop Sophia relinquished the ball from her lips. They were both now glistening and were full of hot fertile cum. She was desperate to taste it.
>In a trance like state she opened wide and sucked him in again. This time maintaining her rhythm and fucking herself with the fake cock. She was double teaming herself as she rocked.
>More lewd squelches and moans escaped both of them as he looked down upon her. She was throat fucking herself with his cock as the toy pistoned in and out of her on the floor. Her hot tits bouncing and jiggling along.

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>>77404229
Done

>She could feel herself getting closer so her right hand went back to rubbing her clit. At the same time she could feel the cock destroying her mouth start to somehow expand more. Her left hand moved to grab and fondle those balls desperate for the cream inside.
>The feeling of her whorish fingers fondling him combined with her deep sucking brought him closer and closer to the edge. His vision was going white when he was suddenly shocked back.
>Feeling her own orgasm fast approaching Sophia decided to go for it. With hand slick from the saliva covered scrotum she jammed a finger right up his asshole. It had the desired effect.
>"OH SOPHIA" was all he could manage to spit out as he grabbed the back of her head and forced her to the hilt. His cock lodged deep into her throat he fired off what felt like another quart directly into her stomach.
>The feeling of his burning hot cum filling her and her throat expanding with every pulse of cum kicked Sophia over the edge. Her body shook violently, still locked on his cock, as she squirted hard on her dildo.
>Finally reaching the end of his orgasm, the Australian let go of her head and slumped back on to the hotel bed. Almost instantly passing out from the raw pleasure he had experienced.
>Sophia collapsed onto the floor, still twitching from her high and regained her breath. That was the first time she had ever squirted and she could feel sleep start to consume her.
>With her last ounces of strength she picked herself, being careful not to slip on the wet floor, and collapsed on the bed next to her new pet. She kissed him on the lips as thanks before drifting off to Dreamland.

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

See you soon lads.

>>77404229
>>77404219
>>77404215
>>77404247


>/sp/ F1 And Erotic Fiction General

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>>77404267
Wouldn't have it any other way.
It took me 3 hours to phone post that.

Frankly my fingers hurt and I need to go to bed.

I'm new to F1, can you red pill me on a few things?

1. Why aren't there more engine suppliers/factory teams anymore? I'm thinking of BMW, Ford, Jaguar, Toyota etc.
2. Why are there so many regulations regarding technical aspects, aerodynamics etc? Why don't they just let the teams try to build the fastest car possible and see what crazy shit they come up with?

Please don't be too mean, I have autism.

>>77404310
Cost. Honda is relatively new and suck they have been trying to catch up for years.
Team's did stuff that was good, F1 didn't like It, F1 banned it. Usually banned for safety, looks or cost.

So let me get this straight: had Lewis won last year instead of Nico, Nico would still be around? Or he was always planning to retire sooner or later?

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>>77404347
Nico would still be here. He wanted the title.

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>>77404189
>>77404215
>>77404219
>>77404229
>>77404247

>>77404300
You are legend around here.

Also, who's the qt?

>>77404372
So basically, had he lost the championship, he would have never retired?

Also, is it possible he'll come back? Seems most analysts think he'll return sooner or later, no matter what he seems to say.

>>77404382
Anna Sloan. British curler.

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>>77404189
>>77404215
>>77404219
>>77404229
>>77404247

>>77404385
He isn't coming back to F1 as a driver. No need or desire. But I could see a higher up role working.

More likely I think he might do something related to Formula E. It's a developing series and he seems interested in that sort of thing.

>>77404181
69 div 10 = 6, it other words all beyond +6L is DNF
Di Resta: 61 laps. 61 < 69 - (69 div 10) = DNF
Hulkenberg: 66 laps. 66 > 69 - (69 div 10) = +3L

>/sp/ hates it when Ferrari does team-orders
>/sp/ loves it when Mercedes does team-orders
Huh?

>>77404454
>/sp/ loves it when Mercedes does team-orders
>call Bottas a cuck because he let Hamilton past
>call out Hamilton because he got 5 more laps after the 5 laps he got to overtake Kimi
??

>>77404382
https://pastebin.com/0GFB0QkU

In case other people don't get a chance to see it.

>>77404454
>laugh at Lewlew saying he is faster but can't pass Bottas
>if you can't pass him your not faster lamo
>needs team orders to pass him
Its just funny when merc do it. When Ferrari does it it's obvious they are backing one driver and it just isn't as fun.

>>77404428
Oh i see thanks

>>77403569
What I don't get is why Bottas was so slow.

>>77402586
No, just salty af watching Gimi get screwed again. Could tell Ted was as well.

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>>77404189
>>77404215
>>77404219
>>77404229
>>77404247

I've missed these.

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12:00AM EST for Ricciardo.

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pity ricky

B U L L I E D
U
L
L
I
E
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>>77404780
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ricky will never win a WDC bahamaboy

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>>77399774

Summer Stream: Canada 2003

>Ralf On Pole
>RSC v MSC
>Kimi Starts Last

Why do people like that Arab fuck Riccy?

>>77404981
Its only the bahamian faggot who would pay to get a taste of ricciardos cock.

Finland said florsch was blacked but couldn't elaborate on it.

THICCtoria is queen of /f1/

>>77399948
Is this the croquet-wear?
I don't like it.

Isn't the burning of oil to do with going over the flow rate limit?

>>77405299
That's what they say but it still does nothing in my opinion.

>>77405299
It's still dumb that there is a fuel limit and a fuel flow rate limit.

>>77404657
Yeah I'm sure Ted was angry on Gimi's behalf

>>77405484
>lets you circumvent the largest engine limitation of the modern formula
>does nothing
>>77405503
I want to see the flow rate limit removed so we can have 10 laps of action and fuel saving the rest of the race

>>77405517
The thing here is that the limit is good enough already, but it is avoided and in many cases less than 105L is put in due to using a normal engine mode during a race designed not for fuel eff, but engine conservation. This is the true issue.

>>77405544
Have they even shown that making these engines last longer have any impact on road cars?

>>77404454
Ferrari is doing doing retarded as fuck team orders like Monaco while Mercedes team orders has Hamilnigger chimping out for the keks

>>77405568
Look at the AMG Project One, will have a detuned 2016 Merc PU and needs a full rebuild every 50000km. The good figure for road cars is 44% thermal eff.

>>77405503
Why the fuck do they have a fuel flow rate limit can't the to some degree change the fuel flow rate by the size of the hoses?

>>77405596
Now the funny part is that obviously there is only 1 facility in the world that can service that engine, most owners would need it shipped there or get mechanics flown in for minor repairs. Not even Pagani is that bad.

>>77405632
Hmm, thinking more, the Aston Martin Valkyrie might be just as hard to service, also when many parts of the car are outsourced to different companies, whereas at least Merc have everything covered. The 1st world problems of owning hypercars, really makes your neutrinos combust.

dat ass

>>77405571
>team orders in Monaco
>literally only told their drivers to push or box
Gets my almonds activated

>>77405085
she did an insta stream where she said she likes hamilton

and allegedly >>77400103

it's obvious she's just a roastie in making, therefore >>77405215

>>77405596
I doubt that you they wouldn't have been able to run a detuned v8 for 50000km, the thermal eff is the only thing on these cars that seems road relevant.

https://twitter.com/MBrundleF1/status/891660205578227712

Why is Martin "I almost beat Ayrton Senna in a junior season once" Brundle such a cunt, lads?

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>>77405794
How can he ever come back from such a RELENTLESS burn?

>>77405836
He will never recovery fucking kek.

>>77405794
you'd act like a cunt if you were shitting your guts out half the time

>>77405836
>https://twitter.com/Phil__Wilkinson/status/891660494649647108
Nice.

Should have stuck to rc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knuYY8oiDZU

Post cuck of the race

Kubica testing when?

>>77402650
based aussie

>>77406053
Let it go, Kevin.

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>>77406053

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Kek, he is still SALTY
>>77406121
>>77406053
I think it's not time to let it go as long as Hulk isn't

>>77406159
>especially when they're Danish
>had to subscribe to hulk
>it's real
Holy shit lmao

>>77406053
>we are F1 relevant, PLEASE post it

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>>77406159
>discussing sucking balls

he must be a homosexual

SUCK MY BALLS M8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaCf_IV2ZdQ&feature=youtu.be

You guys think Hulk's 0 podium starting to really get on his head now? Magnussen got 1 podium on him LUL

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>>77406446
>You guys think Hulk's 0 podium starting to really get on his head now?

>>77406471
Spa podium confirmed.

>>77406471
>its a palmer family trait

>>77406471
>this German domination

>>77406435
kmag is based

>>77406528

He won't get as much entries as his father tho

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>>77399774

Summer Stream: European GP

>Kimi On Pole
>MSC goofs w/ Montoya
>Mercedes Reliability

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What did he mean by this?

>>77406598

>>77406159

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quick question /sp/, why does Susie Wolffs baby have Lewis Hamilton's hair line?

>>77406220
>it's real
wat
u srs?

>>77406638
chop penis

>>77406638
Chop chop mate. Also yes, it is.

>>77406638
slice benis now

>>77406647
>>77406650
Wasn't me who posted it, and if it was Nick...well, he'll be a long time finding it under all those folds.

>>77406656
>greek tries not to pay denbts

surprising..just get it over with lad

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>>77406662
Australia told me this was all sorted. Don't tell pen0rfag though, at least until he's chopped it off.

>>77406681
What's this snip snip thing about?
Is this like that one aussie who said he'd kill himself if Bottas got a win/pole weeks ago?

>>77406681
You need to ask Germoney not fucking Australia

>>77406690
Some fat Greek cunt said he's lop his lad off if something happened which did happen (I forget what).

>>77406691
Too late m8. We's free now.

post yfw Bottas wins the title by 3 points from the negro

>>77406743
>implying Ricciardo will finish second

LMAO deluded

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>>77406435
>Present them

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>>77406747
(You)

>>77406747
ebin

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>>77406743
*blocks your championship*

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>>77404189
>>77404215
>>77404219
>>77404229
>>77404247

tbf Hulk has a right to be mad, not the first time Magnussens defensive driving has been questionable.

https://youtu.be/l0-ECT4k9FQ?t=191

>>77406898
Starts at 3:13

>>77406877
Is that kektoria?

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>>77406898

I wonder who was the one pushing Fat John at T1 yesterday

>>77406924
basked Kmag sticking up for fat john

I'm going to be a huge fag and ask if anyone has the webm of the start of austria with bottas?

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>>77407024

>>77407033
Thank you anon

>>77407033
no chete

>>77406609
babies don't have much hair until they get older

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>>77399774

Summer Stream: French GP 2003

>Ralf On Pole
>Upgraded Magny-Cours
>Williams Inter-team Battle

Someone should post the benis denbts post to the fat person thread on /fit/ Nick said he posts in. But that could just be memes and it could upset the fatties.
Either way win - win.

>>77407102

Schumi mad 3 stops strategy?

>>77407136

IIRC that was 2004, and it was four stops. Ferrari just made them all look so fucking silly.

>>77407136
That was 2004 IIRC

>>77404300
I really hope those eyes are natural and not blue contacts

I could get lost in them for days.

>>77407142
>>77407143

Hmmm, thanks

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>>77407151
They are real but the gif brightens it a bit

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>>77407151
>mfw thought it's about Magnussen

>>77407204
>not Cevert
what is wrong with you?

>>77407193
>>77404300
She has such a bitch face though.

https://www.jamesallenonf1.com/2017/07/sergio-marchionne-says-that-sauber-engine-deal-will-create-ferrari-f1-junior-team/
>“It’s a very positive thing for us; it’s a chance to have a junior team. We have a pair of exceptional drivers we need to run,” he told Italian media.

Wehrlein BTFO
Eric's Son hopefully BTFO too

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>>77407314

Haas kinda BTFO too desu

name a person that has a better life than Sebastian Vettel

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>>77407341

>>77407314
Based maccaroni.
/Gios time/

>>77407341
Coco

>>77407341

Rosberg I guess

>>77407368
>ungariangp

>>77407314
that one Swede here that only posts about Swedish drivers hopefully BTFO as well then

>>77407382

Maljia has some financial back ups to IIRC.
Plus Rosenqvist is on the rise.
I don't think we'll get rid of him soon

>>77407368
white power

>>77407341
The person in this story >>77404189

>>77407391
I've heard talks of this rosenqvist being in Indy next year, can anyone give me a rundown?

>>77407341
Ok, here goes...
Sebastian Vettel
DAMMIT

Daily reminder that Ferrari had the perfect strategy and the Ferrari strategy meme has died this season.

If Vettel had let Kimi through then he would've certainly been overtaken by both of the Mercs, Kimi acting as escort to a damaged team mate was just what they should've done as he would've had more speed and flexibility during the latter parts of the race whereas Vettel would've been a sitting duck.

Ferrari 1, 2. Perfect race result.

>>77407413
italians are not white

stop stealing

>>77407314
Rebranding in Alfa, Lancia or Maserati?

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>>77399774

Summer Stream: British GP

>LUNATIC ON TRACK
>LUNATIC = Later-To-Be-Defrocked Priest
>Rubens On Pole

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>>77404189
>>77404215
>>77404219
>>77404229
>>77404247

I should leave /f1/ until someone writes a tractor/Jules fanfic