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who is your favorite female fighter

>>77390663
who is your favourite female fighter?

>>77390663
>>77390685
who is my favourite female fighter?

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Sergio Pettis vs. Brandon Moreno
Randa Markos vs. Alexa Grasso
Alan Jouban vs. Niko Price
Martín Bravo vs. Humberto Bandenay
Sam Alvey vs. Rashad Evans
Alejandro Pérez vs. Andre Soukhamthath

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fook I picked Jones and DCs waterworks really got to me

hard to see a guy like him just break down like that

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Cryin' Cormier

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r/mma on the left, /heem/ on the right

>>77390733
it wasn't even very satisfying because it was completely expected, he's still a child that was bullied, he's a failure and i am happy to see him lose and cry like the bitch that he is

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/why-was-a-concussed-daniel-cormier-interviewed-after-ufc-214
>USA TODAY Sports attempted to talk to Rogan after he completed his broadcasting duties on the night, but he cited prior obligations and walked into a secure area of Honda Center.

What was heem like when Jones KOd DC?

>>77386281
>dc could have went down as the heavyweight goat
>stepped down for sea level cain who failed
>is instead the second greatest LHW


>>77390657
paige van zant. I love her with all of my heart. I met her once and couldn't even speak. It's terrible.

What a crybaby. I know it's disappointing but for fucks sake man, you can't hold it together long enough to at least look dignified during the post fight interviews? Lost a lot of respect for DC for handling the loss so poorly.

>>77390840
I was seething with rage until it simmered down into numbness

Then Dana hit the final nail with GSP Bisping announcment

>>77390788
>Chuck in the background shadowboxing along with Jon

>>77390928
see>>77390838


Let's see you take a leg kick from someone and then articulate your thoughts. Interviewing the loser in a fight is retarded. Especially when said loser was just knocked out. They should be receiving medical treatment in the back. Not getting put in front of cameras so people can make memes

>>77390928
He just got knocked the fuck out, probably little control over what he wants to do

>>77390985
True but my point is, why is he such a sore loser in general? Plenty of people get completely shadowrealmed far worse than DC was and at least have some composure about them afterwards in the octagon

SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP YOU MAN WHO JUST GOT HIS LIFE AND DREAMS STOMPED INTO THE DIRT AND PROBABLY GOT CONCUSSED INTO LIVING DEATH

Rogan the type of nigga to do something wrong and say sorry afterwards and expect nobody to give a shit that he fucked up.

Do you think because of his height he was always mommies little baby and never had to take responsiblity?

MMA FANS ARE CANCER

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>>77391098

>>77391038
Because he talked shit for years and ate it all up with a vengeance.

Good riddance to the fat fuck. Talking all that shit, then crying about it. What a little bitch.

>>77390788
does dana have an own personal screen to watch the fights on or something?
and nice to see coked up chuck

>>77391128
He felt suprisingly dull and out of touch during this card. I felt like he does not belong here anymore.

>>77390985
Bretty sure Rogan thought DC was going to retire.

>>77391225
busy texting Lesnar

anybody has the link to the thread that was going when jones KOed dc?

>>77390663
daniel cormier

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>>77390733
it was like watching my dad get heem'd if my dad was nicer

>>77391156
Yup. Fuck DC. Joe Rogan had bones back and they all helped embarrass DC even worse.

>>77391346
yea here you go >>77381356

>>77386461
wtf i hate jones now!

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>GSP is fighting Bisping again

>>77391146
this is fucking great

that fucking sucks so bad for DC, i'd happily kill anyone who is laughing at another man's sadness.

props to jon for the comments and fuck joe rogan for making DC do an interview

>>77391492
almost as bad as lesnar vs jones. UFC seems to be going the explicit route of named fights over actual sports

>>77391146
Why was Dana yelling at DC?

>>77391146
does Dana even realize how lucky he is that DC didn't suplex his fat ass into his own neck and kill him, cunt

Lawler Woodley II

who do yas got?

>>77391553
What was up with that?

>>77391492
>yfw even macmay turns out to be better than ring rust wrestlefuck vs count duckula

DC took about 5 unnecessary blows to the head when he was down, ref should have stopped it sooner, he was wobbled from the kick and never recovered.

Post miyuu milf

>>77391539
DC was pissed at big john because he thought he stopped the fight early. he wasnt all there

>>77391539
According to Dana DC was telling him that it was an early stoppage and the ref fucked up the fight, Dana was trying to get him to calm down.

>>77391529
Whittaker is injured and every conceivable challenger besides Weidman is coming off a loss. It's a good fight to make.

>>77391581
If he stopped it, the DC fans would have just shouted "WTF EARLY STOPPAGE". He also gave DC every chance to get back into the fight. Big John did a good job I think. This way it's beyond a shadow of a doubt.

>>77391529

Why is it bad?

Dana was right, Woodley doesn't deserve a money fight in GSP and Whittaker is injured.

I mean, Rockhold rematch would be fine too but Rockhold is busy doing his underwear modelling gig or whatever the fuck he's doing.

>>77391616
Rockhold Bisping III desu

>>77391616
Yea right. Dana was probably calling him a faggot to his face because he lost his chance to be LHW king. DC is a pussy.

>>77391581
Nope, this one needed to happen this way. There can be no questions after that fight.

>>77391581
It needed to be that way, there could be no doubt

>>77391468
thanks man

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>>77391600

>>77391675
He's booked. I wouldn't mind the fight but it's not like Rockhold didn't get knocked the fuck out in the first; he should get a win before he gets another shot, like his big brother Cain.

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NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooDC wasn't supposed to lose

>>77391713
Any webms of the fight? Shinju too, if you gots em.

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>>77390795
>he's a failure
and who the fuck are you? A pizzaface virgin who posts on a closet gay anonimous board.
He beats big ass 210+ lbs top athletes, you neved had a fight in your life and you will live a miserable life and die as a miserable cunt.
Dont belittle the man, he fought, he lost. This doesnt take away his accomplishments.

ugly virgin cunts now have a hardon, better to leave the site for a few weeks.

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>>77391708
I'm looking through it now too, didn't notice this when it happened, didn't even know there were 3 kiwis here

Is DC the Pacquiao of MMA?
Always playing second fiddle to the real GOAT, the bad guy

>>77391773
>210+ lbs top athletes

Negative, they all go to apehoop and handegg.

>>77391529
You're right, but maybe it's not such a bad thing. Fans get exciting fights, UFC makes more money, whatever. Personally, I don't like it because I want to see technically good fights, but if Brock wanted to fight a bear on stage, I'm still gonna watch.

>>77391616
Yoel Romero has deserved a title shot for 8 months. I would rather watch Whittaker-Romero 2 than Bobby annihilate a cowardly cross-eyed retiree in like 1 year. gsp ain't fighting Bobby in a million years

>>77390657
why he cried so much? pain or what?

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Anyone have a webm of the Gabi Garcia eyepoke last night?

what is r/mma like?

>>77391796
no he is far better than pacquiao. He literally only lost to the goat. Had he started mma earlier he would have been the man. Hell he probably would have had a win over jon jones because they would have fed him to him before he could have developed. Sucks for DC

>>77391834
it's called emotions you soulless slav baka

>>77391713
webm of the miyuu rizin fight last night? anybody see what she was wearing?

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>>77391811
>Yoel Romero has deserved a title shot for 8 months.

He got one. He lost. And Bisping is too injured for that fight because he needs to be able to continue fighting after it; if he fights GSP that's the end of his career anyway.

It's GSP or nothing until Robert Knuckles enters the cage, and I'd like to see GSP get fucked up by Bisping.

Anyone else surprised by the total gate being $2.5m? I thought this card would be a much bigger draw.

>>77391893
>and I'd like to see GSP get fucked up by Bisping.
gsp will unironically win desu

Who does Yolo fight now?

Could Romero takedown Jones considering how good he is and how huge he gets off season(former light heavyweight)?

>>77391834
because he put everything on this. If he beats the cokehead nigger then he will live the rest of his life as a legend. If he loses, he will always be remembered as the guy who was not good enough.

Whats not to understand? Are you really that big of a disfunctional faggot?

>>77391943
If Bobbers can defend against his wrestlebang then so can Jon, I'd imagine

>>77391943

Rematch Jacaroid. They're both coming off of loses to Whittaker and their fight sucked.

>>77391893
>>77391907
GSP wins, fights Gooby for WW title after Tyrone runs to Lellator. 3 divisions BTFO

>>77391943
i would love him to get Anderson, but Spider is smarter than that. maybe Jacare rematch, or Weidman if he's suicidal. also, Cuban rules street fight vs Bitchping in some dark alley

>>77392011
no way in any lifetime will Conor fight WW again, he knows the guys are too big for him (or in other words, they're similar size to him)

>>77391907
If Bisping wasn't substantially larger, sure. He was undefeated at LHW until he was beaten by Rashad. It's extremely hard for me to see a good path to victory for GSP.

>>77392037
Conor will fight GSP at WW for both fighter's retirement fight.

>>77392030
You mean until he lost to Matt Hamill but was fighting in England

>>77391943
if DC keeps fighting (after a lot of recovery), an eventual matchup with Yoel would be great

>>77392037
tbf I doubt he fights UFC again, only chance is if this card really did the numbers they're suggesting

>>77392030
slick jitz

>>77392077
DC should retire, he an insanely high fighting IQ and can still commentate very well.
He will never be the best all he will be doing is damaging himself and since he lost the belt he'll probably lose a lot of pay.

>>77392052
Bisping's larger than Hendo too but he got heem'd hard, you're underestimating how bad Bisping is I think, he got KTFO by post-Weidman Silva (and saved by the bell coupled with Herb Dean's retardation) and then looked terrible against a 46 year old Hendo. I don't see how he can beat gsp

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Which UFC employee/associate would you choose as your MMO character? Pic related

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>Be called hick Diaz
>Cant take a punch

>>77392110

Stop posting lad

Tyron is a faggot. That was the equivalent of camping in a video game, he was successful on the feet but had no desire to put a stamp on it and win emphatically, he didnt win, that shit would go on forever and he'd get tired first. ridiculous shit. gibs me dats belt. we still champ nigga. i is da champ nigga!! useless negro

>>77392130
>uk to the rescue of count duckula
can't wait for GSP to decision him into oblivion

>>77392130
there's 2 greeks buddeh

>>77392113
Holy shit. That Mustache is a legend

>>77392137
hate watching woodley fight just as much as anyone, but you're a faggot

>>77392146
gsp will not beat bisping. literally too small and too much time off. do not compare hendo or anderson to gsp, lmao. dumb ass..

>>77392137
He's boring but he deserves the win and the title, if someone is better he can bring it to him anytime and fuck him up. They can't so he is better.

Woodley has somehow managed to be more boring than a literal manlet champ

>>77392075
Check the record, bud. The only two media scores on mmadecisions both give it to Bisping.

>>77392110
>Bisping's larger than Hendo too but he got heem'd hard

You remember that Hendo was the PRIDE and Strikeforce LHW champ, right? (Yes, I know that he was the PRIDE MW champ; their MW was a weight class up).

GSP has never fought above 170. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>77392158
you rite kang, you rite. das it i guess, ima fag n shiet, my bad

>>77392174
>if someone is better he can bring it to him anytime and fuck him up. They can't so he is better.

Rory.

just realised, i'd be ok with cyborg fighting mighty mouse

make it happen dana

>>77392174
no. he has the belt and he let demian live. tyron would get exhausted first in round 7, he didnt beat demian, he just held him off until the bell

>>77392113
Unironically the best ref in MMA

>>77392199
>we'll never get Guchi v Gabi in Rizin

THERE'S NO COMMISSION WHAT ARE YOU FUCKERS WAITING FOR

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>>77392113
Gary Copeland, Aka Mini-Brock. I tank, you do your runepriest stuff.

>>77392198
He's in bellator now, blame the big goof for that.

>>77392235
fuck bellator they've fucked the ufc hard

both rory and mousasi would make their divisions instantly 1000x more interesting

what was miyuu yamamato wearing?

>>77392109
Le Succ would do great at HW, but I agree he's taken enough punishment. I think UFC should try him + Cruz commentating as part of a 3-man booth

>>77392253
>>77392279
>DC + DC
oh that'll be fun shitpost material

Hasn't it happened already? I could swear I've seen it.

>>77392296
yeah it has happened

>>77392279
It's over. JBJ smashed his commentator neurones. Next time you see him he will speak like the bastard son of Nate Diaz and Gary Goodridge; he wont be able to remember fighter's names or make sentences.

It's over.
The succ man died.

>>77390708
>>77390685
>>77390663

Guilty laughing out loud while I walk to get my morning coffee. People are staring. Thank you

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>you think I'm just gonna let you kill me Jon?

>>77392279
>>77392296
Yeah they did one with jon anik I think, I don't remember which card but I remember having to mute it because Jon was just so out of place.

>>77392182
https://www.yahoo.com/news/mma--five-years-after-the-fact--michael-bisping-is-willing-to-admit-he-may-have-been-wrong-about-decision-.html


http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/5/Sherdogs-Top-10-Worst-Decisions-57123


>Because England has no athletic commission, the UFC was responsible for regulating the event. UFC Vice President of Regulatory Affairs Marc Ratner was charged with the tasks of drug testing the fighters and choosing officials — including Mullen — to judge Saturday’s fights.

that shit was rigged.

>>77391307
kek that it explains it perfectly

>>77392182
>that somehow makes him not smaller than bisping
top notch logic

>you now remember DC talking smack in the second round

Betche-esque...

>>77392313
tfw when they do DC+DC+Snoop for UFC 215 to counterbalance the shit card

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>>77392304
>>77392308
>death of a succ

>>77392325
>being the champion at 205 in two top end organisations means that you aren't smaller than a different guy who was never the champ in an org that matters

Kill you are self.

What's the over/under on DC being permanently damaged?

>>77392355
>you aren't smaller than a different guy who was never the champ in an org that matters
pretty sure bisping is the MW champ in the UFC

cerrone on the money - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eUm2B2U5yE

so when he confirmed that jon was still on coke he was telling the truth

I just realised tyron has already cleared out WW.

>>77392110
GSP got heem'd by a 5'2" flyweight midget, he has no business fighting Bisping

>>77392387
He's the champ at 185. Hendo was the champ in two top organisations at 205. You're an idiot.

>>77392387
duuuuuuude, pride was like 10x better than UFC in terms of entertainment, which is all UFC/WME is going for now anyway

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Life isn't fair

>>77392413
Bisping got heem'd by 41 year old Silva, he's getting DECISION'D

>>77392444
what does that have to do with anything I've said desu

>>77392454
>in an org that matters
maybe i misunderstood.
Dana should do Whittaker v Hendo as the real title fight

>>77392450
What is that

>>77392365
he is 100% damaged

>>77392486
voldemort

>>77392486
a sad blind orphan with cancer whose friends died in WW2

>>77392454
You know very well that if Bisping wasn't being retarded and trying to get his mouth piece back that Silva wouldn't have landed that knee

be careful what you wish for, young man

What's the most stacked division now?

FLW, LW, WW, LHW, HW and all the women's divisions all seem weak as fuck.

>>77392279
>I think UFC should try him + Cruz commentating as part of a 3-man booth

Don't need 2 fighters explaining what's going on. Dom's autist analysis is perfectly fine on its own.

Just need someone like Goldie to sperg into the mic when something happens.

>>77392511
The fact that it looks weird as fuck is not helping, kid needs to close those alien eyes

>>77392521
Unironically BW.

Why is DC so fat though, shouldn't he cut down into a smaller weight class?

if you unironically just watched woodley absolutely DOMINATE the clear second best guy in division and hate him because it's 'too boring' you ARE reddit, you ARE a just bleed casual and you DO need to leave

>>77392563
He would die trying to make weight.

Insane that he has such a hard time and still looked 2 weight classes smaller than jones.

>>77392563
because he's all about that cake

>>77392574
Woodley is the clear second best guy in the division, because Rory exists.

>>77392563
He's been fat his entire life, for some people there is no hope

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>>77392574
>DOMINATE

>>77392574
This.

He absolutely outclassed him, Maia was embarrassing and is getting no blame for having a boring fight.

>>77392578
Really? How so? He's so full in the body and face though. He's FAT. Is this really a normal weight for him?

>>77392522
DC does breddy gud 'color' commentary (shucking an jivin), plus he can bantz with Rogan (if he sticks around) while based autist Dom does the actual work

>>77392599
Maia was the only person in that cage trying to make something happen. Fuck all ya'll.

Silva copped a ton of shit for the last Maia title shot too, were none of you goofs watching MMA then?

>>77392601
He's wide as fuck. Neither he or Hunt could make 185 without removing a limb.

When is the jap fights starting ?

>>77392113
Dwarf warrior

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>>77392601
He probably wouldn't be the same fighter if he cut all that weight, I don't know if it's possible for him but it doesn't seem worth it. It's not like he's bad or anything, it's just that jones is the GOAT.

/heem/ edgelords
>man i love mma! I really enjoyed Woodleys perfectly executed gameplan, smart fighting from a professional champion. brb i gotta go check on my hot pockets

true mma fans
>woodley is trash! i want to see them punch each other and knockouts! sports are actually meant to be enjoyable!

>>77392642
Eight bongs ago or so.

>>77392665
100%

>>77392641
Unfortunate for DC

That limb advantage Bones has is just unfair. 12 INCHES is insane. If he had a skinnier body and was just a bit taller and longer...

>>77392662
I'm thinking this is pure genetics here against DC, height and reach advantages are too great to ignore here

Remember DC talking shit during the second round? Lol

Let's do something nice for DC.

fuck dc

>>77392690
Jones is just the better fighter. DC did fine against all the other LHWs taller than him and with longer ranges

if jones didn't exist people would be saying DC is the greatest light heavy of all time not that he's undersized lmao

A donde ir, pierde a Masvidal, Santiago, Tyron ??

>>77392703
I don't think he was being cocky, just trying to make jones mad and make a mistake. He had to fight risky cause that was his only chance.

Think DC is still crying?

>>77392511
Cmon man, I lost 200 yesterday and even I know life moves on.

>>77392617

fucking lmao

why are casual such nuthuggers of specific fighters?

everyone i see on twitter and youtube comments seems to latch on to any half succesful fighter instead of just enjoying the sport as a whole

>he picked OSP
>he picked D.C.
Lol

>>77392717
DC is the greatest in my book. He never fought JBJ in his prime, he's near 40 FFS!

>>77392737
Sports are more interesting when you have a vested interest, imagine watching a team sport without rooting for a team and just trying to enjoy the sport as a whole.

>>77392746
Nice Post !

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>>77392743
Oh for sure ring rust is a real thing 100%

Fuck the commentators were so biased last night, every little thing DC did they'd freak out about but when Jones did anything significant they wouldnt say shit. Cruz's silence after the KO was wonderful

>>77392746
When exactly was DC's prime and why was it not now, given that he's never looked better than he has recently?

>>77392717
He might be the better fighter but you can't ignore that advantage, man. it's too extreme. If the playing field was a bit more even, would the outcome be the same? Jones kicked him in the head with like a 90 degree angle kick, he barely had to kick. He hardly has to expel any effort to work cormier's body from a range because of how long he is, forcing cormier to press him and tire himself out. It just doesn't seem fair for cormier, almost

Jones has looked pretty average as of late

Post your spiciest heems please /heem/

>>77392617
underrated

>>77392763
in team sports like football people still watch the champions league if their team isn't in it because it's fun to watch the best players at the highest level
>>77392784
gustafsson taller than jones and got like 82 in reach and DC still beat him. it's just because jones is a better fighter my guy

>>77392788
yeah until he knocked DC the fuck out

>>77392788
Hoping gus rematch is next and he becomes champ.

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>>77392792

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>>77392776
Rogan has a clear bias for underdogs. He's weaving a story about the fight to make watchers more interested, I don't really care if he's biased or not, it's not like it affects the fight.

>>77392784
So are we doing the same for Conor?

>>77392792
I posted this last night, but since you asked.

>>77392788
Yeah, if it wasn't for the kick he would lose the fight with that type of exchange.

Is different from a fight like ConorXAlvarez where Conor dominated and would have won every round in 10 fights.

I can see Gustafsson beating him.

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>>77392792
.

>>77392717
Come on you don't honestly believe that. The average lanky LHW/HW guy DC faces has a reach of 77/78. Jon has 84 inches which is 6 inches above that. Stick a subway sandwich in front of your arm and that is how many inches extra Jones can punch DC from.

Jones is skilled but let's not pretend his reach didn't help.

>>77392820
I believe the same thing about connor, it always looks like he fights midgets, even when he move up a weightclass and murked eddie

>>77392808
Gustafsson has been cucked ever seen jon beat him

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>>77392792
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>>77392792
...

>>77392836
I already gave the example of gus who's taller than jones and almost has the same reach

it's just stupid to say jones is only good because of his reach, he's just the more skilled fighter

>>77390657
Only caught the main event last night. Which fights are worth going back to watch?

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>>77392792
....

>>77392863
Maia vs woodley of course. Two top level fighters duking it out

>>77392863
Brian Ortega

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>>77392792
.....

>>77392863
Everything except the co-main. You can skip Cyborg committing domestic abuse if you aren't into snuff films.

>>77392857
He clearly just said he's skilled and is not all reach but it definitely helps

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>>77392792
......

>>77392601
hes a bit chubby but thats genetics in his case

Really happy Jones is back.

DC was acting like a bitch after the fight. What's wrong with that guy?

>tfw when I realize Joe Manlet interviewed and humiliated DC to get rid of the colour commentary competition
pretty based desu

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Bookies love me

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leave Jones to me

>>77392863

Lawler/Cerrone
Albu/Curran (actually FOTN IMO)
Ortega/Moicano
Any fight that ended in a first round KO

>>77392892

He was hoping for 5 rounds of succ but Jones finished too fast.

>>77392887
Is it true that genetics can cause you to never lose weight even if you do everything right?

I might have that

>>77392892
He was knocked stupid and thought that it was an early stoppage

>>77392897
>>77392743

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>>77392903

Is 2017 the year of the Swiss?

>>77392903
is his neck natty?

>>77392913

No, you fat retard

>>77392897
100 in DC
Money on Renato Moicano
Money on cowboy
Money on Demian

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>>77392921

>>77392887
>>77392913
No, you and DC just eat too much.

To be fair to DC though, being as fat as he is allows him to have as much muscle as he does. He'd be garbage at 185.

>>77392913
no cormier just thick as fuck, its not really fat that much

>>77392914
I'm talking about him shoving Big Johns hand away and trying to leave the cage. He looked like a little kid having a tantrum.

>>77392903

Loved this nigga in Prometheus

>he picked Romero

>>77392930
WHY DID HE LOOK SO SAD

>>77392941

He just got KO'd stiff

He probably had no idea what was going on

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>>77391146
>GET BACK FUCKING OVER THERE OR YOU AREN'T GETTING PAID

>>77392931
>100 in DC
>Money on Renato Moicano
>Money on cowboy
>Money on Demian

the fuck

I'm not one to talk, I had a six fight parlay that was killed by Volkan and Sterling, but how could you be so wrong?

>>77392941
He was completely out of it and legit thought it was an early stoppage

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>he picked jacare
>he spent weeks and months, thread upon thread spamming jacare
>he spent hundreds of hours of his life worshipping and talking about jacare

>>77392952

He's probably a tool that didn't think there was anyway he'd lose and then he acted like a crybaby bitch about it.

Is BJJ on its way out? At the highest levels bjj doesn't seem to be used much coz all the champions have good TDD and prefer to strike these days.

>>77392927
>>77392938
I am not fat but my whole life I carry weight on my chest despite being skinny everywhere else

>>77392952
Seems like he knew exactly what was going on. He's just a salty poor sport sore loser.

>>77392931
should have bought a Ben Askren DVD, my man

>>77392972
Talk to a doctor about your gyno.

>>77392973
did you see his interview? he had no idea what was going on

>>77392971
>coz all the champions have good TDD and prefer to strike these days.

truly the greatest timeline

>>77392972
bitchtits

>>77392120
Oh he can take punches alright

>>77392972
that's called gyno

>>77392971

Jitz fags don't do wrestling so they have no takedowns. They really need either good striking or good wrestling to dictate where the fight is gonna go.

>>77390657
Do you have a disability that has you here all day?

>>77392989
Huh? He was perfectly aware, stupid little Reddit bitch. He even said it's not a rivalry if one guy loses both times.

DC is a weak pathetic bitch. End of story. The good news is we now have a real man for a 205 champion.

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>>77392617

My sides.

can anyone remember when one of the british mma promotions tried to do some bizarre cross between football and mma inside a cage?

trying to remember what it was called but google isn't helping

>>77393038
heres one last (you)

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>>77392316

>>77392813
You'll be hoping forever, just like you were hoping for a cormier victory last night.

>>77393038
(You)

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>Redemption storyline
>DC stopped
>That wholesome post fight speech
>Brock call out
HAHAHAHAHAHA IM NEVER GETTING OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE

>>77393081
I'm gonna go ahead and say it, Joey never stopped doing coke.

>>77393064
>>77393074
Look how mad the DC fans still are. They're so easy to bully and tease.

>>77393095
i said that was your last (you) but i'll give you one more, I was rooting for Jones you dumbfuck

>>77393081
Bones Bless

>>77392137
Cry harder and cry more my man. I know you all wanted him to get back packed and it didn't happen, never even came close.

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leave jones to me

>>77393115
Sure you were, DCfag. Sure you were.

How can anyone be a maia fan? he's by far the most boring fighter in the UFC lmao

This new commentary team is really terrible.

They spend so much time saying what fighters should be doing and asking eachothers opinions instead of just calling the fight as it is, it's frustrating.

Goldie + Rogan was like IRL shitposting and ultimate comfy it will never be topped

>>77393133
Watched Snoopcast?

>>77393133
Adding dom was a huge mistake. I can't stand his little know it all twerp voice.

So is DC retiring? he should be a full time commentator, if his brain isnt complete mush now

>>77392601
He actually damaged his kidneys cutting weight during his Olympic days, it would be dangerous for him to cut under 205, which is already dangerous.

>>77392408
Lol true

>>77393152
Nah he should just fade away into obscurity.

>>77393152
He should move up to HW, destroy some goof, and fight Stipe.

>>77393133
dan hardy and the other bloke are the best currrent team

So then we all agree DC was never a real champion.

>>77393152

He'll probably kill himself

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>>77392617
Laughing so hard that it hurts. God damn I love /sp/. You ladies are great.

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>>77393065

>>77393154

It would be dangerous for him to cut from a fat fuck that he is now down to 185. It wouldn't be dangerous if he actually lost some weight and slimmed down.

>>77393154
there's a difference between losing some fat between fights and dropping his actual walking around weight and drastic short term weight cuts though

>>77393152
How can anyone recover from crying like a bitch on stage?

>>77393187
>No one named Daniel C shopped in

you had a job and you didn't do it

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Yoel

Why you have murder Whittaker's knee then slip up?

You were supposed to win Yoel

>>77392408
needs to beat masvidal and rory

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>>77393225

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Hahahahaha these memes on facebook

>>77393152
Maybe he should fight once more and retire like Faber did. No need to take any more damage. Faber never beat Cruz for the belt but eventually his student did so he doesn't give a fuck and is enjoying his wealth.

Eventually someone will figure out Jon or age will take its effect. DC doesn't have to be the one to do it.

>>77392408

Masvidal heems him

>>77393227
fuck thats genius, i need to nail down the font for the names and then make one of all of JBJ's victims

What coulda DC done to recover from queer street? Pull guard, cleeeeeench, shoot ?

>>77393254

kek

>>77393187
>>77393065
>>77392316
Gold

>>77393260
jump the fence and run out of the octagon

>>77393254

>When you succ but he aint nuttin

>>77393254
I want to get into that octagon just to rip off Joe's high heels and have him show the world what a manlet he truly is.

>>77392201
>who is Marc Goddard

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>>77393266

Fucking kek

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>>77393266

>>77393284
>>77393278
>>77393266
pathetic samefag

>>77392960
He did not have a good night

>>77393298

look at the post times you casual cuck

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>>77393298
FUCK, how did you know?

brits have taken over the thread

>>77393306
>what is a 4chan pass

Or did they bring back the cooldown?

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>>77393298
ya caught me

>Bisping fighting GSP
Lol

DC is such a bitch. 99% of fighters can lose and stand there while thier opponent gets his hand raised. But DC has the emotional maturity of a 6 year old.

>>77393371
Bisping is one of the all time greats of the sport and would absolutely destroy some little wristlet quebec cuck pissboy

>>77392777
Around 2005-2008 was DC prime. If he picked MMA around that time he would be the legendary GOAT of all GOAT of all time.

why didnt tryon get penalized for fence grabbing?

>>77393375
shut the fuck up you potato chip eating faggot. it's a challenge for you to even leave your house, let alone fight a guy that you absolutely hate and lose in a devastatingly in front of 100,000s of people watching you

>>77393415
greatest duck maybe

>>77393416
>Around 2005-2008 was DC prime.

His athletic prime, maybe, but not his prime-skillswise. He's looked the best he ever was right now. He arguably took two rounds off of JBJ.

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>>77393089
>been on coke, quaaludes, heroin, gorilla biscuits,and coma induing levels of THC for 50+ years
>is 300 pounds and does fuck all exercise
>somehow isn't dead
he might be indestructible
after the nuclear apocalypse it's gonna be Joey and the cockroaches

>>77393447
Yikes relax, kid. Sorry your hero got embarrassed.

Lmao jones already ducking Gustaffson

He knows he lost the first time

>>77393483
He really did embarrass himself by chimping out.

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>>77393498
Do you really think that Gus won?

>>77393532
i though he won the first three rounds

>>77393532
Gus won but Jones would destroy him in the rematch

>>77393448
I don't keep up with all the autism behind the scenes bullshit, but I do watch most of the events. Bispings fights are ALWAYS some of the most hardcore, spirited, and entertaining fights. Condit used to be as well, and Forest Griffin.

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Just watched it.... fuck
DC and Maia are still my boys

>>77393225
don't disrespect DC you ugly slut

>>77393532
Gus won the fight, Jones won the decision.

>>77393588
rly meks u think

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Breh

>>77393615
id let her take a selfie of her sucking my dicc if you know what i mean

>>77391225
>does dana have an own personal screen to watch the fights on or something?
yes, he does actually. so do the commentators.

>>77393375
>DC is such a bitch. 99% of fighters can lose and stand there while their opponent gets his hand raised. But DC has the emotional maturity of a 6 year old. You can just he's just a shitbag human being.