/heem/ - RIP DC

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>>77385894
Poor DC ;__;
This is the face of a man who just made a million buck.

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ha ha funnee fake url prank goes wrong 2016 :)

How long until Rory's back in the UFC to claim his belt?

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<--gunni

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<-- Gooby

Do you think Jon Jones actually meant the sincere things he had to say about DC after the fight

>>77385939
I actually do, they seemed like genuine words

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I can't even enjoy Jon's win cause of how sad DC looked. Damn.

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>>77385939
If he didn't mean them then they weren't sincere you fucking idiot

>>77385894
>when all your hopes and dreams are destroyed

whens the next ppv anyway? I want tacos.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13573726

>>77385927
Ideally I would like to see him do some freakshow fights against Sonnen/Fedor then come back and win the UFC belt.

>>77385939
Of course not, he's a textbook psycho. There's not a shred of sincerity in his being.

>>77385967
You know what I mean

>>77385939
Sincere or not a didn't make fun of a broken man which is pretty chill.
He's still a filthy drug addict nigger.

>>77385974
Next UFC PPV is in september and it's a hardcore fans card.

>>77385997
damn, when is tyron fighting

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Even though my guy lost tonight, I still won knowing Bisping cucked Woodley and got GSP again

>>77385981
It's not insincere if he believes he believes it.

am I the only one who really enjoyed how twood humiliated Maia?

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>No steroids this time
>USADA
>Looked awful against OSP, DC will KO him
>Chicken legs
>No cardio
>Junkie
>Self-righteous judgment
>Only gotten worse with time
>DC has gotten better(somehow)
>Hasn't finished anyone since Chael

>>77386006
He kind of deserved it. As boring as Woodley was you think Maia would learn to switch it up a notch

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>>77386006
I enjoyed it as well

>>77386006
haha who doesnt like watching chalkskins struggle?

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How will r/mma ever recover?

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>>77386015
Chump chump, this is how you win a fight

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When is Wonderlad's first title defense?

>>77386011
>As boring as Woodley was
I don't even know if you spergs are trolling at this point or not:

Stephen Thompson is a boring fighter

Demian Maia is a boring fighter

The only way to beat these boring fighters is to get on their own boring level and beat them at their own, if you fight them like a regular person you will lose and thankfully Woodley is smart enough to realize what the 8 or 9 other morons didn't.

lmao is Johnson vs. Borg really the main event of the next ppv? How perfect would it be if he lost before he could pass Silva's record.

>>77385962
:(

>>77385996

So are you Mammadou Manchebite.

>>77386006
Woodley fought the 100% perfect fight. Brilliant stuff from the champ. True fight fans appreciated.

>>77386045
Your opinion is boring

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>>77386028
Don't think Woodley would go life and death with Hendo

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE MEME YEAR?!

TRUMP WON
PATS WON
DC COULDN'T WIN?!

>>77386006

Nothing better than watching a one dimensional jiujitsu bum get exposed.

My stream crapped out during the Manure/Ozdemir fight and it was over in 30 seconds lol

>>77386011
>As boring as Woodley
it takes two to tango my man

its not like maia was trying anything different in the entire fight

>Implying Woodley would stand a chance against natty king Bisping
Wew lad

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>>77386061

>wrestler that grapples and takedowns opponents to wins fight
>Doesn't attempt wrestle, grapple or takedown opponent

Explain this

>>77386059
Wonderboi is a boring fighter, his fight versus Rory was one of the worst I've ever seen in my life, he managed to make a Rory fight boring, that takes some special talent.

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>Jones vs Bork

Do you want this fight?
I'm not even sure.

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>>77386086

>>77386080
Exactly. Woodley had more than enough oppurtunities to adjust to his movements and land a KO.

>>77386087
jimi manuwa got tagged in the clinch he was attempting a takedown dude

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>>77386087
>taking jones down while he's fighting you

>>77386093
Should be Jones vs. Cain or Jones vs. Stipe, but Bork Laser will undeniably make Dana more money

>>77386093
JJ's first loss to Brock would be fun to see.

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>>77386090
>Rory got exposed and I hated it

lol

>>77386099
No he didn't

You couldn't protect that smile.

>its a nigger thug criminal druggy scumbag cunt gets everything in life and 4 second chances episode

>>77386114
Yeah Rory got 50-45'd by a boring karate fighter that the UFC hypetrain was shilling hard and Woodley was smart enough to not have the same happen to him.

>>77386120
When someone fails 20 takedowns on you I'm pretty sure you had plenty of opportunities to adjust to that

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>>77386126
I live for the butthurt post-fight, especially from those bastards who are usually so sure someone is going to lose, they're usually the most upset.

>>77386129
you consider it boring because you don't understand what's going on

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>>77386082
This desu

>>77386141
I understand that it's a boring karate style that favors point fighting and counter-punching

>>77386112
It would be so strange

>>77386146
and luckily for Woodley the UFC favors back to cage cowards with good TDD and an overhand

nice champion you got there

so i missed the 5th round of woodley v maia

did anything happen or just more of the same?

>>77385962
Theres no mercy in combat friend, this is real life, i thought jones was great

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>>77386155
>nice champion you got there
Yes an amazing champion who just beat a former MW challenger. I'll take your tears every single day of my life, until you find the next hype train to bandwagon.

>>77386170
>fluke win
>loses to thompson

yeah, enjoy that.. everyone wants him out.

jon jones is the GOAT

Wow why didn't Woodley let himself get subbed? I hate this nigger xD

>>77385939
He didn't mean a single word. The whole thing was scripted, down to the crying with his face in his hands.

>>77386180
He beat Brutal Bobby, he beat conduit, he beat thompson twice and he just beat Demian Maia.

Your butthurt will never change that

>>77386187
>>77386170

sad ;^]

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>Jones ducking Stipe to fight Lesnar

I expected more from the GOAT desu.
Lesnar already got heemed by the reem. Its not a fight that would add much to Jones's legacy and i think he overestimates the ppv difference.

>>77386199
>blatant lies
I'd expect no less from your kind.

>>77386206
it came up purely out of twitter fingers in the last couple days

far from a done deal like dana said, brock gotta be back in the testing pool at least six months and he's not right now

>>77386214
Where did I lie you butthurt baboon?

>>77386220
check the record, bud

also you're done

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What do lads?

>>77386229
Woodley will be your WW champion for the next 6+ months and your tears and butthurt will never change that.

>>77386215
yea i wont bit upset if it ends up being hot air.
Volkan or any current top 5 HW is a more exciting matchup imo.

>>77386206
>Jones's legacy
Cause it's purely a money fight.

Anyone who isn't retarded knows that Jones cemented his legacy as the GOAT tonight.

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>lying subhumans think their opinion matters

really?

Remember when The Chris took a short notice fight against Maia and took Maia down 4 times? That's when I knew he was my boy.

Is Volkan the most dangerous man in the world at clinch range?

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>>77386232
I call dibs

Wonderboi got handed 2 attempts to be ufc champion and both times he had his head dribbled off the canvas.

Sucks to suck.

can someone please go and check on DC? :(

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The REALITY of the situation is, this racebaiting low test is actually beyond triggered by this fine lad.

Why?

>>77386259
shows again you cant be one dimensional

Does anyone have like a super HD webm of the kick to the head?

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>>77386263
>Tfw afraid to go to sleep because DC might have committed sudoku by the time I wake up
I just want him to be ok :(

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>>77386258
Too late

rizin is on btw

Nice toy belts, where's the UFC gold? Can't win those by being a one dimensional ninja kick man who got dropped multiple times in 2 fights.

much prefer watching the fights without browsing here at the same time, allows me to form my own opinion

like with the woodley v maia fight i thought it was pretty fun watching maias face slowly get disfigured but it seems like everyone else hated the fight

>>77386287
wgaf about chinks having some fixed fights they all suck anyway

>>77386244
But i want him to reach supergoat status.
If he runs through the HW division he will be undisputed GOAT. There wont be any comparisons with Fedor.

He'll make a fortune with or without that overrated albino gorilla.

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>>77386232
>>77386258
>>77386285
What was your plan?

>>77386294
I didn't hate it. But I bet the fight would go to decision @ +260.

savage heem

>>77386298
He's already the undisputed GOAT, he just KO'd DC.

>Fedor
Can-crusher who JUST lost to Mitrione isn't in the discussion

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https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/30/16064552/dana-white-says-michael-bisping-vs-georges-st-pierre-is-back-on


This makes me so happy to be a Bisping fan

>>77386296
THIS

only rizin i cared about was when cro cop was in it

>>77386317
So you believe what Dana White says

Okay then

>>77386296
ty based Netherlands, couldn't have said it better myself

>>77386317
>georges wrestlefucks bisbong 50-45 UD

>>77386328
Yeah, I do

>>77386337
hey its me ur dana bet the house on conor over mayweather money in the bank bb

>>77386244
on top of money its to make his name bigger

>>77386296
>fixed fights
The last RIZIN card I watched all the Japanese fighters won lol they don't even try to hide the fixing, there were also some really cringey speeches

>>77386314
Meh he needs that HW belt to go above and beyond. That midget mouse was getting top p4p before this fight. If Jones become 2 division LHW and HW champ, he'll leave a much greater legacy and no meme fighters could outrank him.

>>77386347
Stop being salty because your guy can't put up an entertaining fight

>Gabi fight was an NC

J U S T

>>77386356
Me salty? NAH you salty whiteboi

all you are pussies irl i know it

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>>77386364
Jokes on you I'm not even White

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>>77386337
>Bisping is fighting Romero next
>Actually Bisping is fighting GSP I'll take care of Romero
>GSP is taking too long to get ready so Bisping will fight Romero next
>Bisping is injured so it's gonna be Romero vs Whittaker in the mean time
>Whittaker will fight Bisping next
>I really don't know what's going on with GSP, I don't think he even wants to fight
>Actually no I was wrong, Maia/Woodley is fighting GSP
>Actually GSP is gonna fight Bisping

Why has nobody mentioned Tyrone grabbing the fence with his grubby monkey paws?

>>77386352
He doesn't need the HW belt, he's already the GOAT.

>>77386011
Maia had a four week camp. He didn't have time to do anything but conditioning.

>>77386374
Everybody gets two free fence grabs.

>>77386374
>Being this triggered
lol your mad dude

this walkout song is so fucking hype

>>77386356
Bisping is the master of boring fights. You'd know this if you watched any of his fights before 2016.

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>>77386371
What can I say? Roiders never deserve to be champs. Based Bisping living in Yoel's head rent free. Yoel was so triggered and now he can't even lay a finger on Bisping

>>77386374
He's probably the only fighter ive ever seen warned for his first fence grab.

>>77386374
calm down lol woodley won

>>77386389
I respect the man who goes out and gets his ass kicked instead of a man who sits back in fear like Tyrone

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>Heard you talking about deserving that money fight buddeh.

>>77386387
nice

>>77386392
The point I was making was that you're retarded if you think Dana White has any say in the matter with how often he changes his mind.

>>77386379
Weak mentality. Which im glad Jones doesnt have.
I trust he'll man up and get the HW belt when the time comes.

>>77386374
He's a boring roiding fence grabbing piece of shit and is #notmychampion.

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>>77386392

legally, anyway

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>>77386403
Sup Canadabro

Does Humble come back now?

He's nearly guaranteed a title shot due to lack of contenders.

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The amount of butthurt this guy has caused ever since destroying le blood orc is legendary.

>>77385913
wtf am i looking at

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>>77386426
Yeah he'll be back this next week. Probably Jones' next opponent if Lesnar declines or that falls through.

>>77386126
Jones didn't even eyepoke DC, so I don't know why you're complaining

would the Jones who fought tonight survive a Rumble barrage?

>>77386433
Oh wow I just realized it's been exactly 1 year since UFC 201. If that's not poetry I don't know what is. Thank you based T-Wood.

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>>77386433
Self-inflicted butthurt right?

>>77386449
He kicked him in the head which was pretty rude imo.

>>77386407
You got rekt

>>77386023
I got banned for calling him a nigger

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>>77386418
Not much buddeh just enjoying a cup of tea like the King would.
How'd you enjoy the fights?

>>77386433
>GDR tier
>booed endlessly

nice champion there

>>77386462
lmao

>>77386453
nope he got tagged a lot in the beginning dc rumble wouldve shadowrealmed him

>state of the WW division

Who's next lol

>>77386433
It'd ludicrous to see the criticism if he did the same in tennis.

>omg why isnt he serving an ace every point and closing out in 3 sets
>boring 5 set champ, you are here only to entertain!

Dana and co need to decide if they are promoting this as a sport or a spectacle. If its for entertainment, get rid of USADA and let the fun begin.

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>>77386472
>Massive PPV points at UFC 205 and tonight's card
>Beats boring one dimensional fighters at their own game

A very nice champion my guy

>>77386471
It was a nice card. Sad for DC though, but at least Bisping won tonight.

>>77386453
no chance. Rumble will heem this fool. that is if he tries to and doesn't start wrestling Jones for no reason.

>>77386487
it's almost like he's untested especially with that gifted W

Who does Woodley fight next is GSP is scared?

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>>77386482
Chuck a uey, you're up the duff.

>>77386487
>le can''t handle being the main event of a card man

>>77386506
GSP wants to test himself and go for a harder belt which is the middleweight belt

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>>77386502
>>77386476
salty dcucks

>>77386482
Thank you Australia. I did nothing but cringe when I heard Dana White say that he didn't take risks, why would he take unnecessary risks in a fight? His job is to win the bloody fight and if he doesn't want to get into Demian Maia's guard he shouldn't have to.

Robbie Lawler threw 3 strikes all of round 2 to save energy because he didn't want to take any risks but casual morons just can't understand that.

>>77386515
Do you think Bisping is a harder fight than Woodley though?

>>77386503
He's beaten 4 top 5 fighters in his division. One of them twice. If that's being untested then that makes you an idiot

>>77386515
>a harder belt
>Held by the worst MW champ of all time.

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>>77386500
In love and war, the King always comes out on top.

DC got finished tonight but he's still one of the best fighters ever at 205 and above.
I think he could still make a run at Heavyweight if he chose to recommit himself at that weight and ignore Cain's ghost. But this will be a hard loss to overcome mentally for him.

>>77386538
you said it yourself, smart guy

do you go to bed at night thanking god that Wonderboy kicked Rory to lelator?

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>>77386533
Yes since Bisping actually fights

>>77386538
>worst champion
>only 1 title defense and it was more enjoyable than 3 of Tyron's
>2 of which are controversial
>1 of which he could easily gotten a bonus out of but was too scared

B-But I want to display muh arsenal

>>77386546
Woodley has almost cleared out the division. GSP is running scared and wants to fight the worst male champ in the UFC. Wonderboi, another specialist in failure, got beat in his own point fighting game, got dropped multiple times and is still recovering from the head trauma.

could DC ever fight for a belt again?

>>77386192

So true, couldn't even force himself to cry. He is definitely on the sociopath spectrum.

>>77386544
Imagine if somehow he got himself to the HW belt and then had that trilogy fight with JJ

>>77386568
He's the 2nd best LHW and HW is a mess so of course.

I hope he retires though, he's done enough.

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>when the succ meme dies

>>77386561
>ask for revenge fight against 46 year old
>end up getting merked and dropped
>win a razor close decision cause the fight is in your home-country after landing illegal nut-shots
>take 1 year off faking injuries to duck another 40 year old man

I can't think of a worse champ 2bh except maybe Conor but he's off doing bigger things than just hiding away doing podcasts

UFC215 will feel like shit after that

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>tfw your wife is having a threesome with Jon Jones and his girl

I still love DC. At his age JBJ will be utter shit and washed up. DC is the GOAT, the Olympian. JBJ is the roidman, the nigger, the imbecile, the rapist.

>>77386589
None of the upcoming cards look great on paper, I think the talent is being spread too thin with so many events.

>>77386586
If you think the head is the area where the testicles are, then you are wrong there. Secondly, the roiding cheat couldn't even beat up Whittaker (a weaker bisping). He would have died of a heart attack taking on the natty GOAT.

>>77386584
>succ meme dies
>>77386590
>cucc meme lives

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>tfw sunday night blues
>got uni tomorrow from 8am until 5pm
>realize i didn't get my ass beat live ON PPV

>tfw slept after JBJ vs DC and missed rizin
hope there's a good torrent this time

>>77386006
>humiliated
strange word for "managed to be more boring than the human cellophane"

>>77386610
>getting dropped twice by a 46 year old with nothing more than an overhand
>getting taken down in round 5 by said 46 year old
>kicking him in the balls twice to recover

Say it with me:

Worst champ ever.

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>>77386613
>tfw my doggo got BTFO

>>77386599
>7 individuals thought trailer trash would beat cyborg
too bad cowboy got robbed, would have been fun to see /heem/ be so wrong in 2 different fights in a row

Son of a bitch Andre Fili would have gotten smoked by Doo Ho Choi

>>77386626
I think you failed to see the parts when he rocked Henderson. Much like how I fail to see how Woodley rocked Maia, except Bisping actually did it. But hey tell me more about fence grabbing

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Listen, let the chosen goof break it down for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWAiFYinYgo

That fatass that fought Cyborg looked like she had never thrown a punch in her life, I am literally a better striker than someone who just fought for a ufc title. She did show some heart though.

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I'm glad its over

>>77386656
jesus christ

Cyborg is actually really well spoken, minus the accent.

>>77386646
Dana is so fucking petulant and childish.

>that twitter pic

I fucking love him though.

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>>77386656

i just realized something

even IF somehow demian maged to take down tyron, would he even have been able to submit such a strong opponent?

>>77386681
Frank Mir said Maia could rape him if he wanted to.

how would Oezdemir vs Jones go

would oezdemir permaheem jones

is oezdemir the real deal?

>>77385962
>2017
>feeling empathy for other human beings
>not having a personality disorder
>empathlets btfo

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>>77386686
>Jon Jones wants to fight a 265lb roid beast that has nothing to lose

>>77386695
>>77386701
hivemind

>>77386695
>>77386701

toothpastemind

r u guys excited for f1 later?

also i dont think we've seen enough of him to judge properly yet

>>77386686
>>77386705
that was not suppose to be a response

>>77386711
>also i dont think we've seen enough of him to judge properly yet
weve seen that if he taps your chin with his fist you go sleepy

>>77386716
Can I keep the (You) anyway?

>>77386645
So why didn't Bisping finish a 46 year old man in his hometown?

>>77386705
Keep in mind he'd also be heavier than 265 on Fight Night

>>77386721
yep and have another

>>77386728
God Bless America.

>>77386722
I guess Henderson was just good at recovering. Why couldn't Woodley finish his old man despite blinding him with in the first round

>>77386726
I can see Jones subbing him from the bottom if it gets there.

when woodley won the belt he asked for nick diaz and gsp but spergs said he didn't deserve them, that he should fight the #1 contenders, so then he fights the #1 contenders who are one dimensional specialists but spergs blame this on him again, i dont get it

>>77386750
I don't think so. Brock is really fast and strong when he goes for a shoot he will toss Jon Jones around like a ragdoll if it comes to it. I can see Jon winning in the stand up though, but on the ground Brock's size and power will be too much for Jon no matter his technique

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>>77386748
>Excuses
Bisroid couldn't do squat to a 46 year old man TRTless Henderson after flapping his gums about getting his revenge, he ended up barely surviving. Woodley dropped Maia, Hendo left the fight practically unscathed.

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>>77386096

>>77386755
MMA community is filled with racists

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everyone knows henderson is the real MW champ

based REAL american

How does Lawler keep winning with the judges?

>>77386771
I can't imagine him holding Jones in place with his limited experience. Tough fite for both guys, interesting fite tbqh.

>>77386780
This 2bh, hendo retired as champ

>>77386771
Bud you are wrong, DC who is the best wrestler in the UFC couldn't do anything to Jon, couldn't hold him down for even 2 seconds

>>77386787
Could have gone either way but he definitely gets favourable decisions. Thought he clearly lost the 2nd hendricks fight and condit one.

>>77386787
Robbie Lawler? More like Robber Lawler amirite

>>77386807
Okay, but DC is a manlet and not as big as Brock.

>>77386755

You don't ask for money fights and bypass the whole division after 1.5 years or so out of the UFC. You also don't get money fights while only winning unconvincing decisions or drawing or force one of your opponent to take a fight on short notice.

You also don't play the race card to explain why you don't get anything.

>>77386826
Literally doesn't matter, Cain is smaller than Jon(6'1" 240 lbs) and he was able to stop those roid takedowns

What makes you guys think that Jon Jones couldn't just pack on a few pounds and win again Cain, JDS, Stipe and Overeem?

He'd still have the same reach advantage, he's extremely strong and would be even stronger, and his "toolset" of techniques forever grows.

>>77386826
how will Brock win? wrestlefuck Jon Jones? no fucking way will that happen for 15/25 minutes, probably not even 10 seconds.

Crying DC kinda looks like that hideous mutant kid of that polish coalburning whore that's been getting posted on /pol/ a lot lately.

>>77385910
DC heavyweight title run pls :(

>>77386835
Against sick Brock who he did takedown though

>>77386847
fuck off racist

>>77386833
>while only winning unconvincing decisions
oh shut up you french fruit, he had just KO'd Robbie Lawler and he hadn't bypassed anyone cause he'd beaten Condit and Gastelum. if anyone is playing the race-card it's those people who are determined to see him fail, the ones who blame him for putting on boring fights when he's clearly being made to fight boring people

are we still pretending?

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r/mma on the left, /heem/ on the right

>>77386851
Brock's only path to victory is to spam takedowns and hope he can hold Jon down for GnP. The likelihood of that happening is very slim.

>>77386847
kek
cause i know which one

>>77386807

Brock is as tall as Jon, twice as athletic as DC and way bigger thant both.

>>77386871
Like Jon Jones legs xD lmao hahahahah rofl

No, but seriously I do think Brock may surprise him when it comes to his power.

>>77386842
His gas tank when heavier is very suspect, I think he can grow and be big and fight but natural heavyweights have all that weight and don't gas, stipe cain and overeem can handle their size.

I don't think Jones is made for heavyweight, he's good at lhw

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>>77386868

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reminder that this sperg discusses the fights and spams his ''opinion'' here

>>77386646
Based Dana, no money fight for you silly tyrone

>>77386868
last 5 shots were unnecessary, do your job Big John

>>77386878
Like I literally just said, it doesn't matter because those takedowns can be stopped and they have been stopped before.

>>77386899
...against sick Brock

>>77386896
just so he learns to never talk shit again

>>77386896
he wanted to be sure and he was sure

>he was willing to risk DC's life to be sure

good man

how much more succ is left in DC?

>>77386878
I like Brock but he has close to 0 chance at JBJ

>>77386906
>sick brock
Well this is old Brock and I'm telling you his roid takedowns will be stopped

>>77386896
he knew dcucks would complain of early stoppage

If you do drugs whenever you want and stop doing drugs whenever you want then you are not a drug addict.

brock got heemed by overmeem

he will get absolutely BTFO by jones

>>77386878
doesn't even matter he can't wrestlefuck Jon Jones for the extended fight

Jon will hurt him early with a flurry of kicks and break him, easy money.

watching the postfight presser rn

holy shit Dana fucking hates Tyron, huh

>>77386896
Didn't want any controversy. It was a good stoppage imo

>>77386931
if you do illegal drugs more than twice in your lifetime apparently that is the legal definition of a drug addict

>>77386938
fucking this, everyone is making DC out to be some pussy.

the reality is Brock fucking sucks and his time has passed

>>77386941
thats his problem tyron's job is to win fights not mandrama

>>77386923
No. I will bet you my premium heem membership

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missed rizin main event, was it good? also sakuraba vs hendo next rizin.

Are people forgetting that ripped and heavy jones gassed against OSP?

The way he is right now he is perfect, moving up would only bring negatives. His body cannot handle that size well.

i'm glad we have flags on /sp/ so i can ignore the dumb french poster who is probably 16

>>77386955
Tyrone's job is to entertain us you goof, nobody cares if you can hug the cage for 5 rounds in a row

>>77386858

I didn't mean he bypassed the division to fight RL but tried to do so after winning the belt. But since you talk about this, he did get the shot after only a couple of wins and not even against top contenders.

And really? You're going to pretend he didn't play the race card? If you're not going to talk about the facts then at least try not to lie about them. You should probably go to bed.

Who else threw away money by betting on Maya submitting that gorilla in clothes? I actually thought he couldn't win but the only way he could have would've been by a submission. I won all that money back be betting on round lengths anyway so it didn't matter. Would've won some good money though if he had submitted Woodley. Even when I had money on the Woodley fight it was fucking boring. Worst fight on the card easily.

>>77386962
Was it me or did anyone else notice that Jon was tired during this fight

>>77386955
tyrone's ""job"" is to be the dancing ape at the zoo and instead he's backed himself into the corner while eating his own poo.

we're tired of his shit

which division is in worse shape:

Lhw or ww?

Brock will kick Jon Jones ass

>>77386996
>joe has nowehere left to call a murderers row

>>77386996
out of the two of them lhw

>>77386996
ww 100%

like dana said no one wants to watch woodley fight after shit like tonight

>>77386996
Heavyweight, everyone already fought almost everyone and contenders don't really exist.

WW has contenders coming up and Johnson might be back then oezdemir.

>Nganou is a real contender

He I don't see him winning against the reem, the champ, jds or cain.

>>77387029
>retarded german
>literally thinks JDS is still relevant
>retarded german
>disregard opinion

>>77387029
>no chin reem
>current JDS
>no knee Cain

Maybe they would have been scary at their prime, but not anymore.

>heem thinks JJ would lose to Ngannou but win against Brock

>>77386899

>Size and athleticisim doesn't matter while taking and keeping down someone

You said DC is a wrestler and couldn't hold him down and I'm telling you how DC and Brock are two different animals but if you want to believe that size and athleticism don't matter then go ahead.

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*Stuffs your takedown*

>>77387039
>>77387043
Compared Nganou? They are still better, he got that gorilla strength and good boxing but that's not enough.

>>77387029
HW has 4 ready contenders
Struve if he wins
Reem off one more win
Ngannou
Stipe

also the russian guy is coming back soon from his chemical vacation

>>77387043
>>77387039
Ngnanu guy literally has no technique. JDS will piece him up.

>>77387057
*telegraphs 16 more*

>>77387052
two completely different fighters, one knows how to strike for starters also jones is too quick and cunning for both those fools

>>77386482
I blame thompson and maia. It's acceptable to fight boring and win, it's not acceptable to fight boring and lose anyway.

>>77387073
jds has no chin he's going to sleep

>>77387057
*throws 30 punches in 5 rounds*

>>77387019
>like dana said no one wants to watch woodley fight after shit like tonight
He didn't say that, did he?

>>77386922

I never said Brock would win, I don't believe he would either since he turtles up when pressured and has a shit standup game but Brock is still another story than DC. JJ always knew how to use his reach and size.

>>77387114
He literally said that

>>77387114

he literally did

>>77387114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWAiFYinYgo
@1:43 he says "when you get booed out of an arena if means people don't want to watch you fight"

>>77386482
>>77386518
Okay, if his job is only to win and hugging the cage counts as winning the fight then he should stop whining about not getting Conor money, say what you want about Goobs but he most definitely has brought in more money than anyone and always puts up an exciting fight.

Also, that tennis analogy is fucking terrible, I don't watch tennis but I imagine the excitement comes from their display of skill. What skill did Tyrone display other than good TDD?

JON JONES

I AINT FINISHED SWALLOIN YET BOI

I STILL HUNGRY

>>77387067
How can stipe be the champ and a contender at the same time, we already saw reem against stipe and Struve got worse after his win over Stipe.

Ngannou needs a win over a name and I don't think he has what it takes to get that win before the title shot.

>>77387138
Damn, you'd suppose he'd say something like this to him in private and not put down his own employee out in the media.

>>77387149
good TDD

>>77386655
>having better form makes you a better striker
>implying your twink ass can last that long in the octagon with that dude

>>77387232
Dana is a well known racist. He doesn't wanna see the black man succeed

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le unsteady wobbly man

>>77387232
This is nothing new, what he did to GSP was worse and he actually made him money. He was being nice here

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>>77387138
>the current state of tyrun

>>77387232
you mean, like shitting in toilet

not in street

>>77387243
anyone else notice the little look DC gives seeing if he was close to the cage after the leg trip/stumble
this shit is so fucking rigged just remove USADA and juice everyone to the gills

>>77387279
with exception to maybe conor now
everyone simply works for the ufc
whats best for the company is best for the employee

dc as champ brings in mediocrity
bones is the money

I hope Tyron keeps racking up defenses with the most boring but dominant performances ever. it's so funny to me

>>77387279
this poster is not joking he actually believes that

>>77387057

*defends title on FOX card*

>>77387232
He said it in private and then also to the press so they know why he's not getting the GSP fight, makes sense to me

>>77387334
*racebaits on twitter about massa Dana*

>>77387243
I was actually getting nervous for DC because watching it live it looked worse than that somehow, especially in the end after big john finally stops it DC twitches a couple of times in a weird way, but it's not in the webm

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>jon at this moment

>>77387243

nigga looks like a beyblade that lost all its speed

>>77387279
>imagine believing that fighters are ok with getting roundhouse kicked to the fucking skull because Dana told them to

>>77387359
Same for me. I really dont understand why he had to be interviewed, to me it looked like he should have been rushed into hospital immediately. DC is one of those guys who is too tough for his own good

anyone have a webm of some of the woodley fight?

>>77387393
It's because Joe Rogan is such a curious person and he always wants to know more! Please person who just got ktfo tell me about your profound experience.

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>>77387400

>>77387384
tbf i might lean into a JBJ headkick for a million bucks too

>>77387393
when the sheen hit his head I was afraid he'd shattered something i was waiting for fucking Joe to say that DC got up but they just kept replaying the ko

>>77387400
*blinks at opponent*

>>77387384
I've had my tin foil hat on ever since I saw Rockhold nod to Vitor to deliver the kick and Benson signal for the Pettis cage kick

>>77387393
>>77387414
he shouldn't have been interviewed then Joe made it all about himself and having "broken his rule" of interviewing KO'd fighters. manlet shit

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I do not like Tyron Woodley's mother

>>77387422
Was Joe bitter at DC for being the taller manlet? I thought they were supposed to stick together.