Rizin World Grand Prix /heem/ MMA thread #2

2nd for King Reina

2nd for the Gooch

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The prettiest woman in Brazil is fighting soon.

I wish king reina would suck on my lollipop

What's the gate for this piece of shit event. The absolute state of JMMA when prowrestling draws bigger crowds.

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Now this dork is playing game of thrones video..

>>77385158
Japanese quit caring about mma after pride tanked

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Horiguchi vs Tokoro
Aliakbari vs King
Garcia vs Gagloeva
Miura vs Tapa
Nasukawa vs Saiga

last minute picks?

>>77385171
Hes pretty based for streaming this though

>>77385158
this event is for money laundering

>>77385199
Didn't Japan get really hard on Yakuza? I bet this is an attempt to be legit but just shady people behind it.

>>77385204
who was it?

>>77385204
kill yourself degenerate

Wtf is being played? I go to brush and floss my teeth....and come back to this.

>>77385216
Sweet Cheeks, he posts archives on Pornhub
She was doing Mercy Healslut Challenge in overwatch.

uma delicia

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>notice dotstream isn't lagging anymore
>over a hundred casual faggots from reddit left because they probably thought the event is over

>>77385215
That's what killed Pride. Same people are running Rizin. Great fights tho

>>77385230
Kek
I think it anytime I see good food now. Goddamnit /pol/

>>77385215
Japan doesn't give a shit about Yakuza

>>77385234
It says intermission right on the screen

>>77385234
They will be back hahah

>>77385253
This.
Yakuza tell the government what to do.

>He doesn't have Adblock

>>77385268
I just want her to sit on my face. I think that's reasonable.

I feel less bad for dc after reading he banked a million dollars for the fight

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>>77385283

>>77385289
yeah that huge 5% of profit cut to fighters

>>77385289
Unless he moves to heavyweight, he's finished in the lhw.

>>77385224
disgusting desu

>>77385289
still gutted me to see DC in the post fight interview like that

>>77385289

That's bullshit but I believe it.

Back on niggers here we go

>>77385312
Its on every news site. He got 1m and Jones got 500k

Wtf is the streamer doing?!?! They're back!!!!!!!!!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!

>>77385310
Don't get me wrong, DC is a competitor and would have rather gotten paid a tenth as much if it meant he beat Jones, but the guys made enough to retire comfortably

>>77385335
WHAT IS THIS SHIT

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>>77385286
Sounds fair

>>77385305

Cain basically punked him out of the division in the gym. He can go back but he'd have to leave AKA because la Raza sticks together and Mendez will always side with a fellow beaner over a nigger.

henderson is coming to rizin?

Dan Henderson vs sakuraba in a final execution match to kill all his brain cells?

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>>77385286
I don't think she would be impressed
Also
>Mfw the saku music hits

Saku and Dan Henderson. Pride never die!!!!!

How do Rizin fighters compare to UFC fighters?

Okay this makes more sense, grappling only. Surprised Sakuraba can still speak

HENDOOOOOO

was that a lilith mask saku was wearing?

>grappling match
Oh thank God hendo would kill saku

>>77385366
>>77385370

Sakuraba is really determined to die in the ring. You got to admire his tenacity.

>>77385379
They're worse but they do some pretty entertaining shit. Personally I enjoy Rizin more.

>>77385379
Rizin has no drug testing, but small pool of fighters

>>77385350
Cain is a finished. He's always hurt.
DC is the better choice to back, but he might be better off moving to a new gym.

>>77385388
yeah he's a big NGE fan

Are you seeing this? What is happen? Hendo??

>>77385379
Horiguchi is probably the best guy they have on the roster. You don't watch rizin for that though, you watch rizin because pride never die

Dan is gonna fight Saku. Why?!?!?!??

Do they wanna see Sakuraba die????

Based Saku

>>77385416
Just grappling

>>77385416
Grappling only so hendo can't permaheem him

Hendo almost killed Bisping the 2nd time. This is gonna be a easy KO for him.

>>77385416
>>77385425

They're not even trying to hide the money laundering.

>>77385425
Really?

Time for Memeshin

Hope Tenshin wins fast so Saiga's gf doesn't get a chance to go all EDDIIIEEEE on us

>>77385403
wow i had no idea

Lads please tell me what I missed I fell asleep just when that guy that heemed Cruickshank was fighting and woke up for Hendo and Sakuraba

Hendos aged 10 years since he last fought.

>>77385430
Thank god.

>it's a one round of kickboxing 2 rounds of mma episode
I laff Everytime I think of the Aoki nagashima fight in dream

I just want to see my frigemode wife King Reina.

She's begging for a breeding that one.

>let's get retarded

>half kickboxing
>half MMA

what the fuck lol

>>77385435
Yes. Better not be like a pro wrestling mat ch

>>77385445
Less than a year ago and he turned Bisping's face into swiss cheese

>>77385451
fucker deserved it

>>77385442
PLEASE HOW DID KITAOKA VS YACHI GO WHERE ARE WEBMS

>>77385478
Yachi btfo kitaoka

>>77385478
Yachi won by standing TKO.

>>77385478
I'm gonna make a bunch tomorrow if I can find the vids. Yachi won and called out Kron Gracie

>>77385462
cmon man it's 2017, "let's get down syndrome in here" please

Where 2 cop that coat

>>77385471

If we're lucky it will be as fixed as Sakuraba vs Newton so at least it will be entertaining.

>>77385484
>>77385491
>>77385497
Shit man
Don't even know how I'm so tired either. Usually I get through Rizin. Was actually surprised I fell asleep

>>77385505
Id personally rather see them go at it for real but they're just too old and beat up

>>77385510
I'm going to be up for another 6 hours, Hungarian gp on after rizin

Saiga is gonna get merced in 3d no way the Japs let their golden boy lose.

>>77385510
I'm in your shoes tonight, dude. Dunno how you Brits stay up for the fights all the time

HEEM DED

HEEM

>that flop

lol

HEEM SLEEPY

HE KILLED HIM

too bad Jap's meme fighter is only 125 lbs

DED

Classic Tenshin

The stream is lagging like shit.
That fight was fixed.

Tenshin is something fucking else.

lol yea flyweight 1 punch ko in 10 oz gloves

Fuck this shit can't even get a stream working.

Might just go away and torrent it later.

>>77385566
bye

>>77385562
otherworldly talent

>>77385565
This.

He's a yakuza backed fighter.

>>77385562
Could he beat mighty meme tho?

>>77385565
I like how he looked around clearly while laying on the ground.

>>77385565
Lmao

>>77385565
Tenshin really has that kind of power.

>>77385584
with enough training and seasoning, yes.

>>77385585
yea the side to side glance like "when should I get up?"

>>77385584
mightymouse would rape him. he's probably on roids and he's that small

>>77385565
Yeah I'm skeptical

>>77385584
Fuck no, not yet. He does need to go fight in the US though. He needs some real competition.

>>77385605
the kickboxing competition is better in japan

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where were you when Tenshin killed a guy?

>>77385585
>>77385586
>>77385601
You guys aren't this retarded, are you? Have you seen his other fights?

>>77385605
he would get put away by most of the TUF flyweight cast

>>77385605
>Tenshin comes to the UFC and singlehandedly revitalizes the flyweight division
I want to live in this timeline

>>77385612
thx

>>77385611
is there any money in it? kickboxing for an outsider it seems like the best biggest names make like 5k a fight or something stupid low.

>>77385622
ask Masato

>>77385615
You are living in it my friend

>>77385615
His ground game is shit and we still haven't seen much of his takedown defense.

>>77385612
Honestly not sure how legit this one is. It's a fine strike and all but to take him out like that, being that young and in those gloves, don't know
>>77385613
In Rizin, yeah.

>>77385613
Rigged my man. In my opinion you can have yours

>>77385614
That TUF flyweight cast were all killers.

The guy who's was seeded last has three straight wins.

>>77385612

Fake as fuck. Lmaoing at any marks that think this fight was a shoot. The ref jumped in as soon as he knocked him off balance.

>>77385612
People calling that fixed are retards. His head almost came off.

>>77385615
My boy Nguyen will beat him to it amigo

>>77385625
Shut the fuck up Finland let me live my dream

>>77385634
my guy literally look from side to side while on the ground

>>77385632
yup alaska, africa and kara-france were too one dimensional, but everyone was damn good

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forgot i was doing picks for a minute. too comfy

isn't this the chick that almost beat Gabi?

>>77385622
there WAS money in it during the golden age of K1. way more money than PRIDE. not anymore though.

>>77385615
It honestly needs someone as exciting as tenshin

>>77385646
Literally if any of the favorites lose from now on were all goofed

>>77385623

Masato fought during K-1s heydey and he had crossover appeal. He's the exception and now Jap kickboxing is in the shitter especially with all the young talent getting blown the fuck out by foreigners.

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back to freak fights

>>77385659
ask Takeru then, idk

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>>77385662
reina is not a freak

>tfw can't enjoy this Rizin properly because tired af

I feel like I've only watched 2 or 3 fights from it. Shame too because Rizin doesn't come around after

>>77385634
they did a 10 count

This walkout music is pretty catchy

we proceed with our regularly scheduled can crushing

>>77385659
why did mma and k1 die so hard in asia? Combat sports seem to keep growing steady in west

When they say this Tapa person was n american pro wrestler do they mean wrestling wrestling or mandrama

>>77385673
Yeah, 10 count in a rigged fight.

>LADY TAPA
>WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO

>>77385684
their fighters have a lot of heart but get blown the fuck out v. frequently. Korea and China are getting more into these days, with my boy LEECH

>>77385686
guess

>>77385686
Mandrama

I want to see Gabi vs three 50 year old japs

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>>77385690

>>77385684
No Japanese fighters that are any good anymore. Fad died out. Publicized Yakuza connections. Pick one

>>77385686
pro wrestling always means mandrama

>>77385657
That's pretty much the only reason why I picked Oksana. I think Gabi is going to win, but in the offchance any of the underdogs win, then everyone else gets eliminated and I think Gabi is the weakest link.

>>77385695
>>77385697
lmao based Rizin

>>77385686
literally mandrama

>>77385686
WWE wrestling, but she was in loltna.

what the fuck are you doing japan

>>77385716
She was on NXT this past week too, senpai.

COMFY MASCOT TIME

>>77385697
>>77385695
was her fight with Gabi under mandrama rules

My streams at like 5 fps thanks reddit

Why is her name King Reina?

She a trap?

>>77385727
she literally knocked Gabi down...so maybe

>>77385730
I'd host one for the /heem/ but I've never done it before. Also if you didn't do the free code you fucked up

>>77385735
Queen sounds weaker

>>77385735
because SHE is NOT Queen..

she is..

KING

at least that's what I picked up from the promo video

Reina is gonna get sheem'd :(

>>77385746
>>77385750
Cheers lads.

FEMININE PRONOUNS BTFO

This is spicy desu

>>77385727
Im gunna go ahead and say partially
>>77385743

I know i fucked up

Didn't realize Reina was a femlet. Might have adjusted my picks accordingly

lol this jap cant strike for shit

>Cormier vs Jones 3 Quantam Bugaloo

where are you guys streaming it?

>>77385770
http://imgur.com/a/00icK

Unironically used this to stream it on the proper site. No issues but it took a while to purchase

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her fucking chin is legendary

>>77385770
>>77385780
this

>>77385786
"legendary"

>>77385780
Took about 15 minutes for it to go through for me. Taima has a stream while you wait

>>77385780
it works fine, can download app, redeem code, wait a while, and then watch it or use your PC to stream too.

>>77385786
It really is

>>77385792
Lmaoo

>>77385792
Calendar is an ardent fan of WMMA and waifuposting. He lives in fantasy land. He's been on /heem/ for the past 20 hours straight.

>>77385798
Im chromecasting from my phone
>>77385807
I appreciate his efforts, at least he's not on here for 20 hours a day posting early threads or spamming archived replies

very laggy stream for you all now?

UFC should adopt that yellow card rule tbqh

are they gassed or something?

>>77385822
Yes. It keeps freezing.

Lol if Reina loses everyone's picks are btfo

I don't want Reina to lose :(

>>77385822
yes

>>77385834
it would have to go through the commissions, not the ufc

>>77385834
Woodley would have no purse by the end of the night

Reina holding the ropes scummy fuck

>>77385822
Very

>>77385812
But he is the one doing that.

>>77385834

I don't know about Rizin but in Pride they never actually deducted anyone's purse for getting a yellow card.

stream too laggy to make webms. #rip

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>>77385834
It'll prevent stuff like this eh?

Japanese girls with thicc thighs and asses are the best. Reina is no Shiori Tsukada, but something about her is super hot.

>>77385858
No the spammer hates calendar. Any post that calls him calendarnigger I assume is the spammer

>>77385873
weeb

>>77385863
>but in Pride they never actually deducted anyone's purse for getting a yellow card.

Except they did though

>>77385879
youre replying to the spammer right now. he's the only one that talks about picksguy outside of picks. he's obsessed. let him be obsessed by himself

>>77385889
Dammit I thought it was past his bedtime

Lmao what the hell that armbar was actually slick af

would like to see fat Reina fed to Cyborg 2bh

>>77385883

Lol no. Pride fans are the biggest marks around. At least WWE fans know their "sport" is fake.

Gabi in a few minutes!!!

>>77385914
Unironically I think Colby would beat tyron

>>77385914
gastelum/wonderboy

gastelum/woodley 2

possible

>>77385916
Reina keylocks her

>>77385936
loool

How many fights left?

>>77385945
3

>>77385916
Reina could probably make 145. Cyborg would wreck her shit unless she gets some better takedowns

Reina in UFC would be amazing

>>77385936
Unironically true

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no goofs this round

>>77385956
Reins could def make 145

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>>77385612

>>77385956
Reina's got a weird nature of just plodding forward though. She's been criminally undersized, though tbf it's not the highest level MMA

>>77385935
Can that fatso be trusted to make weight?

>>77385977
wmma is fucking awful everywhere. She would do good in UFC if she got in shape.

>>77385730
Not my fault some faggot anon posted the heemstream on Reddit for upboats.

>>77385977
I mean she's undersized but it's not like there's much talent at the higher women's weight classes

Lei'd Tapa vs Jazzy Alpha Female.

Who wins the Queen of Mandrama title?

This is mandrama shit

CHUPA CHOPS

I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE

these interviews are way too long

>>77386019
i havent had one of those in like 15 years

>>77386018
うんこ

>>77386016
Tapa heems her stiff. Jazzy is ass garbage with no actual fighting skill

>>77386020
so is my dick but your granddad aint complaining

I'm so fucking pissed about Cerrone. He deserved that win.

>>77386024
fuck you i want as much reina as i can get

>>77386033
>le initiate a takedown and do nothing man

Learn how to score fights and let go of your bias

>>77386033
no. no he didnt and the third round wasnt close

>>77386033
fuck off wmma(western mma) fan

>>77386033
He didn't get robbed. I had Lawler 29-28 but I could see it going the other way

Bit pissed I couldn't enjoy this Rizin card properly honestly.
Just too tired and missed a fair bit. 214 was fun though, I probably should have basked in Jones' win a bit more, I missed all the shitposting.
Loved his performance though

>>77386060
This guy gets it

Holy fuck is Gabi's voice getting deeper?

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this is the biggest fight of the night

pretty princess time

>>77386068
I wanted to do some Jones shitposting but I feel too bad for dc

bring back reina and tapa

>>77386085
Has there been anything good? I've not even looked at /heem/ threads, watched the fight and just came to Rizin

this is terrible desu

Lol at them setting up that future fight. Wwe sheeit.

reina vs ronda would be a great fight

BOOK IT

This bitch looks like borats wife. Dig her walkout music tho

OXANA a beast

anybody wanna bet a quick $500 that this fat chick sheems gabi?

Lmao is this for real?

>>77386102
They can do it in WWE

>>77386079
Guchi is really the coolest

>>77386095
Just spamming crying DC as far as I've seen

>>77386111
I fucking hope so.

>>77386106
I remember back in 2008 when half of youtube's gaming videos had that song in the background.

I AM TITANIUM!

>>77386124
Lol didn't realize requiem for a dream was that popular

>>77386117
Oh ta lad
Poor DC man. Interviewing him was just a bit of a shame because he was clearly upset. He wore it on his face too, I've seen a cap or two

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this is ridiculous. gabi moved on from grandmas to babushkas

LAG!

>>77386150
tbf nobody her size exists in the world

>>77386145
Yeah, that was honestly the most depressing loss I've seen in my 15 years of watching mma

Gabi very Jon Jones like in her strategy

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>>77386150

This bitch is milking this so hard.

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>>77386169
her name is actually oxana? nigga im laffin

This lass is determined to drag Rizin down

If it's a no-contest, does that count as a goof?

great fight

where are the yakuza at, a seal needs stabbed

no contest, what a pussy ass bitch

Rizin's crazy, right?
Can't they just get a fill in opponent for Gabi? That lady ringside, just put her in and fight whatever

Fuuuuuuucking bullshit. Chickenshit coward.

welp, thats it. i quit rizin

lol alright

>>77386189
This woman will not make it out of Japan alive.

She should be booted straight out of Japan right the fuck now

>Gabi wins by memes again

HAHA NO WIN BONUS FOR GABI

Confirmed Rizin is NOT FIXED

>>77386150
Worse than WWE

What happened? Stream went down for me

I stayed up for this and my dick was out. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

i really can not believe this. i stayed up for 5 fucking hours for this?

>>77386200
need old pride to chase her to the airport

Why tho? Why go through the training, the contract, the flight to japan, just to quit from a normal fucking eye poke?

>>77386213
Were you really only watching for Gabi? Because if so you really need to rethink your priorities

>>77386210
Gabi accidentally poked the other girl in the eye.

Girl couldn't see out of eye.

Fight called off due to no contest.

that 'gentleman' as he kissed the black guy was too good

>>77386210
10 seconds into fight eye poke
Loads of complaining for a few minutes
No contest

>>77386217
They shouldn't even pay her.

>>77386217
she was obviously looking for a way out

lots of retards are very tough until they get into the ring

>>77386217
she's a boxer and eye pokes aren't something she accepts as being part of things so she was just like fuck this bullshit

So Aliakbari is taking this, right

>>77386236
if he learns some subs he can be very good

>>77386219
i was excited for specific fights tonight

>kailin
>fili
>aljo
>lawler
>cyborg
>tyron
>jon
>shinju
>miyuu
>tenshin
>reina
>gabi

those fights in that order and this iss fucked

>>77386217
Does that woman look like she trains?

>>77386249
Still got horiguchi left m8

Who else /Cruickshank/ here? He's pretty good on commentary desu

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i guess it was a deep poke

Now I got blue balls. My mmafu never got to fight.

>>77386276
He's gotten better as the night's gone on.

HEEM SLEPT

Not an ounce of wrestling

IRANIAN NUKES

Goddamn that was violent

>Amir is a cheater -Michael Bisping

cucked by Iran

>>77386280
Oh yeah for sure these women put on a hard training camp for this fight my guy, such a shame the fans got robbed of an athletic performance.

last strike was rough

Can't believe I paid 20$ for this. What in the world was I thinking?

>>77386305
>banned from Olympics after popping twice for 'roids
Perfect fit for Rizin

>>77386297
well it was a guy coming off a KO loss, with a history of them.

makes me wonder how reem/ngannou would go

>>77386311
dunni when you can literally get it for free

>>77386311
Sucker.
Last card I paid for was Pride 33.

>>77386311
I got the free event but I'd pay 20 bucks for this. This is better than 90% of the ufc cards I've seen this year

>>77386311
Lmao you paid 20$ for a few hours of mandrama

Someone post miyu MILF

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what did he mean by this?

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I'm nodding.
What's really good?

>>77386327
No Gabi, no buys.

>>77386327
only 2-3 competitive fights on this card, you need to take off the weeb glasses

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>>77386334

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>>77386334

>>77386341
Jmma cards are more fun, fite me irl

>>77386340
should be a refund tbhfam

>>77386217
Lel. She wore yoga pants and a drifit shirt. Bitch literally woke up and put on whatever is easiest to grab from her closet. She ain't training for shit.

>>77386342
>>77386345
>she has a 20 yr old son
>late 30's/early 40's women get one last hurrah of horniness before menopause kicks in

would pump her full of cum while her cuck son watched from the closet

How much longer lads I'm almost ready to heem myself

>>77386362
She's never going to fight again in Japan. She should've done the job, because she'll never amount to shit anyway.

>>77386362
This desu

>>77386372
Stop talking like that you just gave me a hard on

Lol. He's wearing shoes.

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>>77386391
Wrestling shoes have always been allowed in Japan. Fujita always wore them.

>>77386372
Wasn't the ugly motherfucker in her corner her bf?

>>77386391
>omg someone wearing wrestling shoes in jmma
214er pls

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>>77386372

>>77386400

Only dorks wear wrestling shoes.

>>77386338
juicehead steroid monkey

Tokoro is really racking up loses.

>>77386408
I know they are allowed, but I've never seen anyone post-pride wore them.

>>77386412
Crocop wore them occasionally