/heem/ - As It Were Edition

Woodley ran from Maia
Jones ran from DC
As we know that makes them instant losers

>>77383829
schuab succs

Why is Jones dodging Gus? because he knows he's the only man who can beat him.

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fattest and skinniest conors

Fuck DC and fuck Woodley.
Crybaby better not keep doing analysis after this he's so annoying.

>>77383829
Rizin thread

has stream links inside
>>77382112

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GOATS

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>>77383891

look at the fuckin size of gooby these days

>>77383327
>>77383327
>>77383327
>>77383327

>>77383911
Too bad Rumble agreed to put DC over, he KOs 2017 Jones in 2 rounds

>>77383947
are you being an idiot on purpose? that is not conor

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why is dana so red?

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like maybe 2 people on /heem/ know anything at all about MMA

>>77384016
Mad about the woodley fight

>>77384003
no-o

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DANA GIVES GSP TO BISPING

TOLD YA SO

>>77383870
dc literally turned his back to jones to run

>I know Bisping will fight
>the city of Woodlie

>now and again champion jon jones

Don't believe his lies

There needs to be a collage of every single lie Dana has ever told in regards to fights.

Holy shit DC didn't know had been KO'd. That kick shook him back to his ancestors.

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Leave Jon Jones to me. Nobody hurts my Chocolate Rollo and gets away with it puto.

>>77383829
>Cyborg had a bit of trouble putting away a soccer mom
Not once was she troubled. She paced herself well, heavily outlanded Evinger and showed she can do more than pure tardsmash. It was a measured beating.

>>77384084
why would woodley not turn up?

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>dana lighting up woodly in the post fight conference

Dana is fucking firing infinite shots at Woodley. he's basically saying he's shit and no one wants to watch him fight.

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>You take no risks you get no rewards

Yeah take a huge risk then get back-packed and strangled lol, what a huge goofball the fighters are there to win fights not take risks you bald headed puppet

Dana basically taking a dump on Woodley.

>>77384091
>shatters knee 5 seconds later

Recap of the Jones leg kick

1) high knee before rear heel and hip placement changes, then shin snaps perfectly - this is peak power potential
2) lands the shin at a high point on the shin on Cormier's chin - this is the highest amount of force you can achieve with this kick
3) cormier was leaning forward on both of the balls of his feet - he eats the power with zero mitigation at all

That kick would have actually killed most men.

No one lamenting Jimi Manure's lil hype-train coming to an end. (Cost me $50)

>>77384111
He's not wrong.

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rematch WHEN

>>77384093
I think she could have submitted her in 45 seconds. Cyborg wanted a performance

>>77384091
*jumps on leg extension machine and does 50 in a row and tears sciatic nerve*

>>77384118
Woodley is that you?

I thought Whittaker was the interim champion, why does GSP get a title fight?

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>Says Woodley/Maia winner fights GSP
>Now says that Bisping is fighting GSP
>Now says Whittaker fights winner of Bisping/GSP

Get this loser off the mic what a horrible spokesman for the company

dana straight up lying about rogan doing the interview against dana's recommendation

joe rogan has been against doing interviews with KO'd opponents for a long time

>>77384140
gus wont put up as good of a fight again
losing that fight depressed the shit outta him

>>77384146
No but I'm a Woodley fan and he proved naysayers wrong once again.

Holy shit Dana, Woodley is already dead.

I missed this Dana so much, this is why I actually look forward for events to be disasters

>>77384139
i agree but Dana doesn't normally goes this hard on his fighters.

>>77384118
USMAN


save us USMAN

i know your striking is still regional level but your a better athlete and equal in physicality

>>77384111
Well its true. I want to like or at least respect Woodley, he's definitely skilled and athletic enough to be amazing, but he's had three horrendously inactive five round fights in a row with only like, the last two rounds of the first Thompson fight being worth talking about. I had no delusions about this fight or the style matchup but goddamn after 75 minutes in a cage with the belt Tyron Woodley has not managed to produce a single compelling fight and he had every advantage and everything he needed to at least do things against Maia and he didn't.

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>sorry can you repeat that my man?

how wasted is dana right now

>>77384154
Whit is out with his knee till next year and Romero just lost and Rockhold is fighting someone else.

>>77384168
Woodley is barely literate and doesn't know how to push an advantage.

what is dana using lads?

>>77384162
he made the choice they don't force him. he obviously knew he made a mistake straight after the interview.

Dana unable to understand a single question at the presser. WTF?
Distracted by that GSP text?

>>77384164
Did you see the beating he put on Glover Teixeira?

>>77384172
Fucking based D

>>77384198
GSP bucks on his mind

>Jones is the best ever to do it

Weeks removed from saying that Conor was the best ever to do it, and a few weeks before that saying Mighty Mouse was the best ever to do it, and if we go back to February then Anderson Silva was the best ever to do it.

>>77384168
>Woodley fan
so you are woodley?

>>77384164
After the way he won against Glover his confidence is at it's peak

dana is a fucking weasel

Dana knows that Woodley would actually kill GSP and end that hype-train once and for all.

>>77384213
Nope I'm a Woodley fan and you're salty beyond belief. [insert great white hype here] will save you next time I'm sure.

>>77384232
>inserting race into everything
holy shit is this actually Woodley?

>>77384211
conor has always been bs. he beat 1 goat level, 2 chinny perma top 3s, and 3 barely top 10 guys.

that's good. but if max beats edgar, he legit has a better record then mcgreggor in the ufc

jones killed all the gods of LHW and brought order to the roiders and monsters of the merger era

I want to see Jones vs Silva for the official passing of the torch of old GOAT to new GOAT

>People don't remember what kind of shit Dana spewed about GSP before he retired
>People don't remember that he literally tried to reverse the win over hendricks minutes after the fight was over
>People despised GSP then
>Now they hail him as the goat now
>When they used to say the same shit they do about woodley now

If you guys were chicks you'd get pumped and dumped so many times, how guillible can you be.

>>77384238
stop crying please

>>77384245
This. Promote it as Silva's last fight and it will huge.

>>77384248
WW is always a sore spot. Lawler was a gift from god, a spicy champion, and he lasted 2 years

the other reprieve was early gsp/serra/hughes era since there were a lot of finishes there too

>>77384241
ummmmmmm actually the internet told me that jones is a KNOWN roider

>>77384238
>>77384251
What if the reason why Woodley can't produce a compelling fight if he doesn't get a first round overhand is because he's too busy shitposting?

Brick Lester!

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>>77384269
Dry your eyes please

Someone please post the knockout

>I will le succc you xD
Bunch of nerdy losers good riddance you queers

>>77384265
It's his own fault for not keeping Rory, the biggest mistake he ever made.
He can't shittalk woodley now, it's the best WW he has so he is going to be his champ the goof has to suck it up

>>77384291
can you imagine conor fighting that?

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>tfw jones becomes a cornball nigger and cormier becomes the real nigger

>Dana going absolutely ham on Tyron

literally said they made the Bisping / GSP deal in the 5th round

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>>77384296

>>77384291
that guy is pretty good. when do we get to see him fight?

>>77384321
Le lucky charms man would be absolutely destroyed.

>>77384084
You can't make a collage that big in any computer software.

>>77384291
Conor will out angle him

>>77384118
Dana is such a slimy piece of fucking shit. that fight absolutely sucked but he's fighting maia, what did you expect? he completely nullified maia's game how many people can say that? 3? 4?

I can't believe how calm tyron is about it all honestly

>>77384291
>if he doesn't get a first round overhand
>posts a series of first round overhands
Your impression of Woodley is top notch, down to the seeming lack of literacy

Jon is afraid of Stipe.
Lol

Anyone feel sad for DC?

It sucks that the bad guys have to always win.

Jon Jones very articulate soft-spoken young man but spergs on here hate him so much they are now lifelong Oezdemir fans.

>>77384363
Oh you bet he's going on some white man holding him back rants you bet your ass on that.
All woodley has to do is call Dana a bitch and tell him to suck his balls instead of crying like a bitch.

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>>77384360
JEJ

>>77384368
>If he doesn't put on exciting fights he puts on boring fights
Profound logic you retard

>>77384368
m u r d e r
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>>77384369
It does seem like he's ducking him but I honestly think that Jon can beat Stipe

>>77384369
He's right though, all he's really looking for is a big payday and he can't get that from fighting Stipe.

>>77384369
You're an idiot

>>77384320
well he failed to pay rory enough to get loyalty so he could resign him.

should have offered him like 220k

Who /WizardofOez/ here?

>>77384209
Yeah that's what I was thinking, too.

>>77384363
nah Dana is a legend everyone hates Woodley

>>77384369
he said he had to eat icecream and pancakes this week to gain weight. imagine him at middleweight

When will Big Country Nelson make his return?

GSP knows he can't beat Woodley

>>77384431
GSP and Bisping are the biggest pussies in this sport.

GSP tapped to strikes from a 5'2 manlet for fuck's sake

>>77384368
lmao gottem

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>reporter ask him if he gonna fight OZ or GUS
>he thinks OZ did a great job
>he wouldn't even dare speak the GUS name
>do you think he is ducking him?

>>77384410
lol i like it

Switzerland, follow the yellow brick road

where can I see Dana going ham on Tyron?

>>77384452
How can you duck someone you already beat?

Honestly bros, that was quite a fite

>>77384363

Woodley made Maia's stand up look decent, that's how bad he looked.

Jones SHOOK by Anderson Silva
Lmao

>>77384382
>provide one lone scenario where Tyron makes for compelling television
>posts a series of that one lone scenario as proof of Tyron's skill

The overhand right is not the only way to finish people or have exciting moments, you know?

>>77384291
this fucker just broke the record for least amount of strikes thrown in a title fight.

Dana was based to put this joker in his place.

>>77383829

DC SKIPPED THE POST-FIGHT PRESS CONFERENCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77384452
The Wizard of Oez will cast death on the Coke Golem
>>77384472
kek good description

>>77383891

DC can beat Jones.

Do you even know what the verb "can" means?

>>77384464
errr rematch? have you seen gus v jones 1, he BARELY won and it could have gone either way. and have you seen jon's face after that fight? no one has done that to him other than gus and current gus looks pretty good.

>>77384452
He knows Gus is the only person who can beat him. Gus is better than ever before. if the fight happens he will win guaranteed.

Before the TKO did DC had his moments and caused trouble to JBJ ? or Jon dominated the whole fight ?

>>77384093
>Not once was she troubled.

Is this supposed to be impressive? Look at their bodies you idiot.

I thought Rousey would get murked by her (probably still true) but wouldn't suprise me if Guyborg gets murked as well.

>Le win the title and coast off of money fights for as long as possible meme

I think I'm done with this """""""""sport""""""""""""

>>77384518
Similar to the first fight, DC had his moments and was pressuring but Jones was wearing him down at a range and DC was starting to slow and swing wide before he got kicked.

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>>77384484
You would have just LOVED it if Maia choked Woodley unconscious huh? You know anyone who is surprised this fight went the way it did is an exceptional idiot, I'm completely serious.

>compelling fight
>compelling
You want to feel compelled go watch children's mandrama, I literally have no problem at all with the way Woodley fought because that's what all his opponents needed to do. Gunnar Nelson, another overhyped great hype, thought he could outgrapple Maia and he got 30-24'd same with Matt Brown who "took a risk" but got choked out, I seriously love that the fight went the way it did because your tears as well as casual tears will be enough to sustain me until the next time Woodley fights.

Till then, keep crying, my guy!

Wiz vs Gus for title challenger
Jones vs Lesnar in the meantime

Can that guy who made the wildest heems cover/parody please post is again so I can read it?

>>77384507
he beat the everliving shit out of gus before

>>77384518
DC had a couple of good combinations with the overhand right and uppercut. He should have used his leg kicks more. Jones switched stances to avoid it.

Ultimately I think he would have gotten tired of coming forward and gas the later rounds just like the last fight.

>>77384537
>next time woodley fights
what fights? Dana just put this bitch in his place. no money fights for a shit fighter.

>>77384498
Yes I've seen it and I call anyone who says Gus won an idiot unapologetically. This isn't even a case of Lawler-Condit where the round wins are obscure. It was 2-2 going into round 5 and Gus didn't win round 5, if you think he did you're retarded.

>current gus looks pretty good
He actually doesn't dude lol

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TYRON WILL LOSE HIS BELT IN HIS NEXT FIGHT THE NIGLET

>>77384539
Lesnar has to get back into USADA testing pool and serve a suspension

>>77384241
Jones

>>77384548
You didn't even watch the fight see >>77384140

>>77384215
you know who else's confidence was at its peak?

>>77384553
Keep crying forever

My heart weeps

>>77384548
What? Gus fucked him up too. it was pretty equal.

>>77384291
So why didn't he do this against an old man with no striking skills?

dana gonna give tyron the hardest fight of his career next

that's what he did when he was mad at anderson for doing this shit vs maia.

maybe conor? fighting like a scared bitch is instant death vs mcgod

>>77384370
>a fucking leaf

>>77384555
alright man, I'll just screen-cap this if anything happens in the future. We'll see i guess..

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>>77384574
Your boys just can't stop taking the L's huh ?

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>>77384537
go to bed, its late

>>77384586
>KOs people early
>le overhand right nig xD
>Fights smart
Boring nig xD

Meep meep

>>77384589
>dana gonna give tyron the hardest fight of his career next
>maybe conor

CASUALS

NOT EVEN ONCE LMAO

You guys are fucking hopeless.

Absolutely no respect for fighters here and yet you guys somehow call yourselves fans of mma or the fighting sport.

>>77384589
Red panty night is the biggest reward, Tyrone is gonna defend on FOX next time

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>>77384132
DC was getting gassed and had his hands at his waist at the beginning of the round. I was begging Jones to throw the right headkick but he likes kicking with the left better.

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>>77384593
Never stop crying

>>77384241
I think Jones helped usher in a new era in mma. If you look at the executioner's row he went through in 2011 and 2012, Machida, Shogun and Evans should've all been at MW, and if it were not for the unlucky cut over his eye I think Machida would've beat him. Now you see guys bigger than Shogun and Machida fighting at MW (Rockhold, Weidman)

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These are the only true GOATs ever

I was dying laughing at how bad Tyron was getting boo'd

DC crying was hilarious/sad

>>77384576
except jones clearly won that fight, and he did it without training, while partying and sand blasting hookers every night.

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>>77384607
thanks for the (you) lil nigga

>>77384608
>guy with the best elbows in the sport elbows you in the face
>unlucky cut over eye

yeah right, he looked like shit against OSP too

>>77384574
>Lithuania
are you the cuck who bet on DC?

>>77384168

All he proved that I didn't know is that he could avoid the guard pull. Everything else was as expected.

Also, Thompson beat him.

>but but, muh round 5 :(

>>77384620
I think it's you who is salty that Woodley won (again)

I heard that there was a headbutt in one of the fights. True or no?

>>77384619
>without training
oh no not this meme again

>>77384211

Jones is not the best to ever do it. Maybe he is, but he is severely overrated.

Seriously, I'm not even sure if he is a better fighter than DC.

>muh muh uh KO

Save it.

>>77384638
>Also, Thompson beat him.
Maybe in EA UFC 2 did he beat him

>>77384652
Barely. It was bullshit because the ref didn't stop the fight, DC pretended like it was an eye like to get a little breather.

>>77384658
>Seriously, I'm not even sure if he is a better fighter than DC.
There's butthurt

And then

there's this guy right here

How long will be be until all the UFC champs are black (or at least non-white)?

>>77384652
Jon headbutt cormier

>>77384221

Woodley is basically Koscheck, lmao.

>>77384652
yeah in the Jones v DC but it was clearly accidental

Heemster Rizin Stream?

>>77384658
>germany in charge of posting convincing b8

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>>77383911
A look another casual who thinks MMA math works.

Werdum beat Cain, Cain beat Dos Santos, Dos Santos beat Werdum.

Holm beat Rousey, Rousey beat Miesha, Miesha beat Holm

>>77384638
>thompson beat him
In what universe did thompson beat him ever

>>77384669
This. everyone knows Gus is the true goat.

>>77384658
Muhammad pls

Jones fucked up DC in all 5 rounds the first fight. Then set him up and put him to sleep this fight.

GOATs
Jones
Silva
Mcgoober

>>77384671
When mcgreggor stops cutting 80 pounds and moves up to his true weight class, that is, light heavy weight

>>77384665
>>77384673
>>77384679
Anybody got a webm or gif of it?

>>77384671
definitely at least after 100ish years when there are no more whites on earth my guy

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What did they mean by this

>>77384686
Jones beat Gus dummy

>>77384537
>You want to feel compelled go watch children's mandrama
Or literally any other fight on the card, but nice try. I picked Tyron, btw, but boring is boring.

>>77384695
It was an accidental slight bump that opened up a little cut outside DCs eye. It was literally nothing nobody saved that shit

>>77384245

Are you legit mentally retarded? Woodley could beat Anderson. What would Jones do to him?

Also, lol at Anderroid being GOAT. Sorry, GOATs don't get prisonraped by Chael Sonnen, triangle or not.

And Jones is not the GOAT. I mean, why are people so easily impressed/prisoners of the moment? GSP and Fedor still exist.

>>77384705
>we're going to make so much fucking money

>>77384686
Jones already beat that bum and is moving onto super-fights now. Funny how Gus's name is only coming up now though, I thought Jon wasn't even gonna get past a motivated DC, Gus wasn't even being considered.

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just got home, great event

>>77384658
Nigga are you retarded?

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>mfw the Natty GOAT cucks Woodley out of GSP
>mfw the Natty GOAT makes Luke even saltier than he usually is
>mfw the Natty GOAT will retire an undefeated champ

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>>77384160
Whitaker should drop to 170 and starch Woodley. We all know he could do it.

>>77384624
*pokes you in the eye*

>>77384658
Jones is an incredible fighter. His only test at LHW is maybe Gus.

>>77384736
the gus fight was jones getting caught with his pants down and still winning

he said he trained almost zero wrestling in that camp

>>77384608
So you actually think Weidman would beat Jones, this is something you actually believe. Bunch of idiots on here man, is reddit usually like this?

>>77384725
Whittaker is the real champ, Bisping has a paper belt unless he beats him.

>tfw your boy won his belt back
Feels good

>>77384725
I hate Bisping. But then I love Bisping. Then I hate him again.

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>>77384160
>upset because actual men want to fight

can someone post Volkan HEEM please

>>77384744
>he said
of course he will make excuses.

pls give me link on Rizin FF

>>77384016
Drugs

>>77384769
but we literally know he was partying and not taking shit seriously back then

So Volkan/Gus for a shot at Jones?

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>Jones is the GOAT
Lmao faggots

>>77384385
>I honestly think that Jon can beat Stipe

So can Stefan Struve. What's your point?

DC CAN beat him too.

Point is, Stipe beats Jon more often than he loses and he hits like a mack truck.

>>77384771
Here you go Mikhail >>77383411

>>77384782
Jones was coked up and drunk out of his mind last weekend, he's just that good.

>>77384769
He literally wasn't you idiot. That's why he crushed into that woman's car a few weeks from the Rumble fight. There's the proof.

>>77384755
this

>>77384160
Woodley is trash. trash fighters don't get good fights. he does not deserve it.

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>>77384789
>deprived us of tony fight
>ever being your boy

gross

>>77384736

Gus won that fight, that was just during the era where champs for some reason never lost decision. That was right around the time Big Pigg turned GSP into hamburger meat and still lost. If that fight had happened in 2017, Gus would've won for sure and everyone on here would be saying that Gus is Their Boy.

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>>77384760
I guess there's something admirable about getting whooped this badly in your revenge fight.

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>>77384792
>DC CAN beat him too.
Delusional, Stipe would run a train through Jon or DC.

>>77384812
no he didn't rewatch

>>77384722
Protip it's better and cheaper on tv

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name one fighter with Khabib level TDD outside of Jones(the GOAT without question)

>>77384788
I agree with this, and I think Wizard of Oez takes it

>>77384464

Are you retarded?

>fight some guy
>win by robbery or by a hair
>see him doing well and on top of his game
>not want to face him again because fighting one dimensional mandrama actors for big bucks is more cushy.

>>77384821
dc could probably outwrestle him

>>77384812
>Gus won that fight
fewer strikes landed
never came close to heeming bones
almost got heemed

>>77384788
Yeah probably. Especially if this Brock fight happens. Then Jimi-DC and give the winner of Shogun-OSP to Glover

>>77384825
Gleison Tibau, he 30-27'd Khabib

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The one man Jon Jones fears

>>77384812
Gus didn't win that fight and you're pretty much an idiot if you think he did.

If the fight happened today, Jones would actually KO him because Gus had his chin deleted by Rumble and ever since has been fighting like a complete coward.

>>77384745
I did not say that Ameribro. I said Shogun and Machida shoulda been at MW considering guys bigger than them (Weidman) fight at MW today

Fair play to Woodley he broke the record tonight for fewest total strikes landed in a title fight. it takes a truly shit fighter to manage that.

missed the press conference how butt hurt was Woodley ?

>>77384831
I think it's you who is retarded. You just said DC is a better fighter than Jones despite losing to him twice.

>>77384840
check the record bud

>>77384846
i assume this is in a 5 round title fight

>>77384846
I love the "Britain MMA fans are all casuals" stereotype you guys perpetuate with every post, it truly elevates my sides to cosmic levels

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>>77384719
"Funny how Gus's name is only coming up now though"

For fuck's sake please tell me you're not using 4chan as your radar for which fighters are being talked about.

>>77384831
it was rigged Gus clearly won it. Jones is not a true champ till he takes out Gus.

>>77384846
dana put him on blast so hard in the presser

said that was the deciding moment to make gsp vs bisping, woodley doesnt "come to fight," felt he could've gone for the kill in the 1st and 2nd

>>77384548

This is what I mean when I say that Jones winning will increase the aggregate stupidity of MMA world.

He got his shit pushed in by Gus.

>>77384518

DC won the first two rounds. Round 3 he was unimaginative on offense and Jones caught him with a headkick.

>>77384537

Maia has been heemed before, dumbass.

>>77384846
>"Knockout artist"
>Can barely even land shots on an elderly huefag who literally only trains ground
J U S T

You guys are a bunch of retarded casual

>>77384831
How is gus doing well and he lost to jones there was no robbery

>>77384849
>b..but muh p4p!
>for two guys in the same weight class
>and the shorter guy is the former hw

>>77383870
bitter Irish, to this day trying to justify mcgregor running for 8 minutes straight

>there are casuals that actually thought Jon "Bones" Jones wasn't going to beat some old bald faggot

Ahhahahahahahaahahah

>>77384857
gus almost died in that fifth round and has been heemed silly by rumble

jones finishes him

>>77384845
>I said Shogun and Machida shoulda been at MW

No they shouldn't because at the time IV Bans weren't a thing so people were actually much bigger than they actually are now. Rashad was way bigger than he is at the moment, Vitor was 99% juiced to the gills, so to say that Jones beat up bloated MWs is the epitome of stupidity and ignorance of the sport cause it shows you weren't paying attention at the time.

Also Shogun is still fighting at LHW.

>>77384162
I think Joe decided to do it because it may have been Cormiers last fight. Feel like he should have checked with his team first tho

>>77384854
nice argument straya

>>77384865
>DC won the first two rounds
get the fuck outa here and dont come back

>>77384846
It takes an absolutely salty casual wanker to be buttmad that Woodley was so elite he didn't let that back-pack man take him down even once.

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>>77384876
jones is more bald than dc is

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>PROOF GUSTAFSSON HAD IT

>>77384715
Not that it matters, but Jones would have lost to Sonnen if the fight was refereed correctly.

>>77384882
im glad he did cos dc ducked the post fight presser

wanted to hear what he had to say

>>77384860
wtf I love Dana now

>JBJ did all that fuck shit and sacrificed his reputation just to give DC a title run
S A I N T J O N
A
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J
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>>77384890
>burger media
doesnt even count my eyes tell my gus won and they dont lie

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>>77384853
It must be. If it isn't then that is even more infuckingcredible.

>>77384888
>only fight maia when he cant go to jersey to train wrestling like he does every camp

wow woodley really is I-N-T-E-L-L-I-G-E-N-T

>>77384848

Not at all, surprisingly.

>>77384705

Is there any way Jones could win this fight? Even if he bulked up to 235-240, Bork is gonna be 280 the night of the fight.

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>Don't let Cormier crying distract you from the fact Chael predicted a fight correctly

So is DC a worse fighter than CM Punk?

>>77384865
>DC won the first 2 rounds
>Maia has been heemed before
So what? Your level of casualness hurts me so much I wanna filter Germany as a whole.

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>>77384824
cheaper but not as fun

>>77384846
>le back against the cage man

>>77384883
If you couldn't see the argument during the first round of the fight, nothing I can say will make you understand what you saw

>>77384903
Sorry your back-pack man shot 24 times and was able to get exactly 0 takedowns.

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>>77384890
We can all at least agree that a 49-46 for Jones in that fight is just objectively wrong, right? Even if you think he won.

>>77384789
he'll never beat connor

0% chance

most overhyped fighter in history

>>77384905
If Jones focuses on keeping the fight standing he wins. If it goes to the ground, no amount of technique will beat Brock's size and power.

>>77384913
Go back to youtube comments section kiddo

>>77384922
brazilians cant wrestle at all

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>>77384916
I bet she's as tight as a mouse's ear.

I've been too high on memes and because DC lost I've snapped out of it. I'm scared Conor will lose now.

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>>77384896
>>77384896
DANA DESTROYING WOODLEY

https://streamable.com/ixdd5
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>>77384923
>objectively wrong
Nope it can be argued that Jones won round 3 as well but to keep Gus fans happy we can give that to him, which means it's still 2-2 going into round 5, and he definitely lost round 5. He almost got finished in round 4. But yeah for sure Gus beats Jones in the rematch despite being much older now lmao

>>77384916
that nasty unfeminine way she walks in heels looks like someone dressed up a pig

>>77384924
Khabib wouldn't just wrestlefuck McGregor, he would pick him up and fucking MANHANDLE him.
McGregor has never fought anyone that has anything close to Khabib's wrestling skills and raw strength

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i still like dc more, he did really well this time around and he didn't even try to wrestlefuck him. that was a good effort and i feel bad for him.

>>77383911
Now jones is back will AJ come back

Are succ memes dead?

Is spainsperg really gone?

Will DC retire?

>>77384955
habeebit can't strike

AT ALL

he'd get KOed in the first round

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>>77384942
>https://streamable.com/ixdd5

GSP BISPING CONFIRMED
WOODLEY ETERNALLY KEKED

>>77384942
Sloppy salty tomato-head, he has no real power in the UFC he just mouths off what he feels at the moment like a teenager.

>>77384967
>Will DC retire?
i dont see him fighting in lhw again, unless jbj snorts more coke and does something dumb

because he's definitely not winning the 3rd fight, this was his best hope

>>77384792
Struve gouged him in the eye when he beat him tho

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>>>/v/385599150
Lmao

>>77384967
Hopefully yes to all, especially the first two. I still want to see Daniel make a HW run.

>>77384957

DC tried.

you can't keep Jones down .. Hes too big and too quick and explosive

I hope Jones grows his beard back, or atleast some hair at all, I don't like his bald look.

He really did make DC look pathetic though, I hope he fights Gus, since their first fight was one of the better fights I've seen.

>>77384973
kek he literally just cucked woodley out of the gsp fight during the 5th round of tonight's fight

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Let's get this started:

>USADA
>Ring-rust
>OSP
>Steroids
>DC has improved

>>77384849
>You just said DC is a better fighter

I didn't.

>>77384849

>despite losing to him twice.

Shogun lost to Henderson twice. Who cares.

>>77384833

>fewer strikes landed

Leg taps don't count you faggot.

>never came close to heeming bones
almost got heemed

It's almost like that doesn't matter. MMA is scored by rounds, dumbass.

>>77384825

>the GOAT without question)

Oh fuck off.

Fedor and GSP didn't make a career out of fighting manlets. Fedor IS a manlet and beat actual HWs.

>>77384844

>If the fight happened today, Jones would actually KO him

DC is literally the first person Jon Jones has ever KO'd in his entire career.

>>77384719

>Jones already beat that bum

Why do you talk like a McGoober tard?

>Irishmanlet already beat that bum (Max Holloway) who had a broken foot and was 20 years old in a split decision so that means he can avoid him for the rest of his life.

I also can't believe the fact that you cocksuckers don't understand the concept of "rematches". PROTIP: it USUALLY involves fighting someone you already beat. Idiot.

>>77384989
He'd get killed in HW now my guy. How do you honestly think you would go against Ngannou?

>>77384878

He wasn't heemed silly, it was a TKO you cuck. His chin was just fine against DC (who he took to a super-close split decision) and he completely outclassed Glover, a dangerous striker that Jones himself could only take to decision.

Jones' striking defense is trash now, he was getting tagged by a 5'10 light heavyweight who gave up a full foot of reach.

>>77384967

I don't think DC can keep making the weight hes looked like death the past few cuts and its harder the older you get

If Cain is gone I could see him making a HW run

>>77384989
If DC lost some fat and cut down to middleweight, he'd be fucking unstoppable

>>77385009
i have a better chance of beating jon jones than dc has of making 185

his body is fucking ravashed from weight cutting for wrestling his whole life

Gus is the only guy who ever beat Jones. we need that rematch. but Jones will duck it for as long as possible.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13573726

>>77384997
>I hope he fights Gus, since their first fight was one of the better fights I've seen.
guarantee the 2nd wouldn't be, jbj will merk him in no time

lhw is the worst division now by far, cos everyone is too shit compared to jon, its literally the same as flyweight that no one gives a shit about but its 205lb

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>>77385002
>Fedor IS a manlet and beat actual cans

Jones is the undeniable GOAT, how can you even disagree? Are you trolling? Fucking Fedor??

Fucking GSP? Hendricks retired GSP.

>>77385002
idk if it's you or some other retard who I was telling that Jones was going to finish DC and you brought up the same retardation about Chael Sonnen in 2013 as if that actually was relevant right now.

>>77385005
You're so dumb you should just stop posting now, especially when you start doing MMA-math.

>>77384693
>Jones fucked up DC in all 5 rounds the first fight.

>GOATs
Jones
Silva
Mcgoober

One of the reasons I post my opinions on /heem/ is to trigger Jonesturds into saying pants on head retarded shit like this and annihilate their credibility.

>>77385005
lol he was on his knees head bobbing he was HEEMED SILLY

>>77384464
Rather see volkan vs gus for king of europe title.
Jones vs either aj lesner or miocic

Hey pussy are you still there?

Give me one legit reason why Jon Jones couldn't beat Brock? The guy was out wrestled by Kurt "Manlet" Angle and he was like 220.

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>>77385068

>Shogun
>Rashad
>Rampage
>TRTor
>Glover
>Machida
>Gus
>DCx2

all before age 30, but there's a retarded German in here trying to write these all off.

Damn, I feel drained after that card. So much hype and buildup.

Cyborg was underwhelming, Tyron failed to impress for the third time in a row, the main event delivered but my heart broke for DC because he was absolutely winning until he got caught.

The rest of the year is gonna feel like a fucking drought.

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>>77385081
it's always revisionist history on Shogun

he had just cracked the case of Machida TWICE at a time when Lyoto was considered invincible.

then jon destroys him and it's like "total bum"

he did have a lot of mileage on him but no one thought jon would steamroll him

>>77385101
>DC because he was absolutely winning until he got caught.
no he wasn't, he was well on his was to another decision loss

>people unironically think Gus beat Jones
I don't know if I find this funny or sad

>>77385081
He already admitted he's b8ing lmao give it a rest

>>77385101
i really wanted dc to win and he was doing so well until that headkick

>>77384831
>>77384498
Jones barly trained till he met him. Since then despite ring rust jones is dangerous an only gettibg better
Gus is. Always collectin injury an appears the same level.
Dc beat gus an jonez tooled him
Gus vs volkan for king of europe winner gets jones.
Tbh kebab volkans got this

>>77385081
>Gus
Gus won but that was back when ufc was rigged.

>>77385104
this_kills_the_hue.webm

Gus would get heem'd in 30 seconds by that crazy Volkan guy.

>>77385119
This isn't WWE manchild. UFC 192 was a split decision but everyone knows DC won that fight, forever falling short to African Americans and quitting when it matters. He's like Cerrone.

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>>77385081
Your list seems to be missing someone

Rizin thread for anyone watching and to avoid Jon jones post fight spam
>>77385121
>>77385121
>>77385121

Rizin thread for anyone watching
>>77385121
>>77385121
>>77385121

When I was younger all I wanted to do was be a pro mma fighter, now I can't even watch it. I get too attached to fighters and when they lose it ruins my day, I do stupid bets and lose money. Im mad after every ufc event. Also go on ufc or dcs instagram right now and see the comments, how can people be that disrespectful I don't get it? The fan base pisses me off so much

Do you think if I took a break from it for a while I might be able to like it again?