>become a soccer player >kick the ball at an opposing player's

0% past the age of 3, but it would be hilarious to watch someone try, so I say go for it

you've never seen players put their arms behind their back when they think there's a possibility they might get hit, like right before a cross or during a free-kick?

It would only work if you played for Real Madrid but to get there you'd have to be either an actual elite player or charismatic and extremely marketable.

Wouldn't work against Thierry Henry

>77383213
>become a leaf
>post awful threads on /sp/
>keep doing this until I get multiple (You)s
>instantly the most despicable country in the world

how feasible is this?

>>77383684
I understood this reference

kill yourself you retard

>>77383213
>when you've just finished watching Mean Machine

>>77383684
>this kills the Irishman

what if the opponent just fielded an all-armless team?

>>77383213
>what is the word "dive" in divegrass
you're missing the point here

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>>77383684

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>>77383840
what if you kept diving towards the goal?

sport careers are for turbo level brainlets.

>>77383213
That would be called ball to hand you fucking absolute spastic not hand ball.

>>77383708
Maybe a tactic like that might've helped you guys against germany

>>77383213
Suarez tried to get handballs in the box at Liverpool, worked a few times.

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>>77386895
You mean.. like this?

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>be fat
>think that im fat so i can be a good goalie and block the ball better

Kid logic is best logic