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Bjpenn.com
Fights next weekend
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What went wrong?
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HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO HATERS BTFO
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>>77381760
nothing
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TOLD ALL YOU CUNTS HE'D FINISH THIS TIME
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>coral springs
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NEVER GIVE UP LADS
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>a model husband
Hmmmm
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>>77381760
expected it low, got it high.
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go get some fans Jon
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How big was the headbutt in the fight. DC is probably mad because of that
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NIGGA CRYIN LIKE A LIL BITCH
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DC DONT CRY ;_;
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Rizin stream where?
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>>77381760
Ducked toward the kick without keeping his hands up.
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>>77381694
>4 hits to the back of the head
>no dq
Great job BJC
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GG WP
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CRYING?!?!?
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Goddamn I feel bad for dc
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fucking hell DC crying

jesus christ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgHg24Ti9kQ
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man I've got the feels bad right now and I'm a Jon fan
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FUCK THIS SHIT D.C. WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN! I HATE THIS MANG. Hate seeing him cry. At least jones is giving him respect.
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keep crying bitch ass nigga
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DC IN TEARS

THIS IS FUCKING GLORIOUS
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>>77381858

It was minor.
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Aw :(

Good for JBJ

>>77381864
shut your whore mouth
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He won the first 2 rounds :_:
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Fuck all this. Just more proof that genetics rules in fighting. DC was controlling the fight well but because Jones is some freak of nature lanklet, he pulls it out of nowhere.
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Daniel Crying
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jones sociopath af and everyone falling for his bullshit again
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Bones is quite literally the greatest pound-for-pound fighter ever to live and anyone who disagrees is an unironic cuck

I dare anyone to prove me wrong
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>>77381760
He did surprising well before the heem, but in the end of the day, he was fighting the GOAT
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COME GET IT BORK
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>Cormier no joke crying his eyes out
Upsetting desu
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>when you dont get the succ
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>DC worked so many years of his life to finally defeat Jones and was winning easily until one kick
Fuck man, God damn it
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>joe "i will never interview a knocked out fighter again" rogan
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loool, this is super harsh to interview him
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>Calling out brock

What the shit
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU ALL
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Damn, DC looked so good in this fight.

Then, BOOM, one kick.
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why does DC gotta be such a baby. he fought a good fight
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these feels oh shit

CALLING OUT BORK
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Oh my god I fucking love you DC
Don't be sad
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Carlton got heemed.
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Jesus Christ, DC looks absolutely shattered
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B R U T A L

HOLY FUCK DC IS LITERALLY A BROKEN HUMAN BEING
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Why are you interviewing Daniel jesus christ
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They shouldn't interview him
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OH SHIT BORK
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>>77381739
"Jon Jones is P4P "
tall lanky coke-head Jones
>beating Nick Diaz ever
>beating pre-injury Cain Velasquez ever

laffin m8
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>>77381910
you're wrong
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>>77381891
>>77381895

LMAO. This house nigga is balling.
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>>77381869
He thought it was going to the body. Lol Jones calling out lesnar
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SHOULD DC RETIRE
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wtf is Joe Rogan's problem?
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE CALLED OUT BROCK!!!!!
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THE FUCKING MADMAN
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>if he wins both fights there is no rivalry
god lads i wasnt ready for these feels
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BROCK
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Like this if you cried
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BASED JONES THE GOAT WHAT A FUCKING GOD
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BROCK LESNAR VS JONES. GET HYPE BROCK LESNAR VS JONES. GET HYPE BROCK LESNAR VS JONES. GET HYPE BROCK LESNAR VS JONES. GET HYPE BROCK LESNAR VS JONES. GET HYPE BROCK LESNAR VS JONES. GET HYPE BROCK LESNAR VS JONES. GET HYPE BROCK LESNAR VS JONES. GET HYPE BROCK LESNAR VS JONES. GET HYPE BROCK LESNAR VS JONES. GET HYPE BROCK LESNAR VS JONES. GET HYPE
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holy fuck
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Is this WWE?
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HOLY SHIT!
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>>77381739
I actually feel bad for him ;_;
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Bones would destroy Bork. Bork can't take a hit.
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HEEEEEE'S A BITCH
HEEEEEE'S A BITCH ASS
HEEEEEE'S A BITCH ASS NIGGA
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THE KING IS BACK

THE EMPIRE IS RESTORED

he is the greatest isn't he?
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DC was doing so well too what a bummer
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Incredible card, i'm fucking shattered right now but I can enjoy it still
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Dman, crying like a bitch
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OH SHIT!!

BROCK VS JONES CONFIRMED!!!!
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dem tears

Fuck Jones
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>>77381971
He's right they shouldn't have interviewed him. Too sad.
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>>77381976
Not really Barack. Jones wins EASILY by R1 KO vs Lesnar.
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DC suicide soon
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>>77381986
S A V E D
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>>77381904

Nothing lucky about it you idiot. DC walked into a high kick like the dumb wrestler he is.
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>>77381976
Raaaare flaaag
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HOLY SHIT GODS GREATEST CARD OF THE YEAR JUST FOR THIS FIGHT AND MOMENT
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
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Brock can't even fight for another year tho
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Wow
I can only imagine the spicy new crying cormier faces
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Jones being gracious and humble and trying to make up with DC does so much more mental damage to DC than if he had been a cunt.

Literally the only thing DC had going for him was the good guy image and now Jon took that away from him too.
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webm of DC shoving away Big John like a bitch?
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>>77382016
dc didn't win a round
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Jon Jones just destroyed that man's soul
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BORK vs JONES
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DCfags on suicide watch
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>>77382067
He actually can fight in November
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>>77381986
yeh, that was a little much
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>>77382015
No, that's Nick Diaz.

Or Cain Velasquez before his ridiculous and avoidable over-training injuries.
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BASED JONES SAVING THIS CARD
BASED JONES SHITTING ON CARLTON CORMIER
BASED JONES MAKING BORK SUPERFIGHT

THE GOOD TIMES ON /HEEM/ ARE BACK BOYS
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>not a good night to be a short guy
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
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Sucks man, Jones doesn't even deserve to be in the UFC, pretty low moment, I hoped DC could do something but really knew what would happen, they don't even look like they should be in the same weight class, sad.
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>>77382010
can you shut the fuck up, jesus
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>>77382075
You're awarded some wiggle room when your brain and brain fluid smash against your inner skull
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>ALL THE REACTION IMAGES TO COME FROM THIS

GOAT FIGHT
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Volkan better not get fucked out of that bonus
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>>77382038
I honestly agree. Lesnar has shit striking. The only question about that fight is if Lesnar can RoidWrestle Jon. But if DC couldn't, I doubt Bork can.
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>not calling out Feder

Jones vs Fedor would be the last mma fight we'd ever need
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DC COMPLETELY BROKEN

JONES IS THE TRUE CHAMP OMFG OMFG OMFG
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still my boy!
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the blacker man always wins

thats what happens when you daddy sleepy with a white woman
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>>77382074
...It's almost like the whole ''beef'' is just for show
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dc is literally on suicide watch
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>>77382063
fuuuck dc is ruined
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Why doesnt jones just fight stipe?
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>>77382074
He literally took everything from DC

jesus

>>77382100
high as a kite
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>calling out Brook instead of Gus
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Brock would take Jones to the ground and do the same he did to Mark hunt, Lesnar is just too strong. Will enjoy watching Brock maul Jones
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>>77382074
no one is buying it though, its easy to be magnanimous in victory
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>>77381909
>i love everyone, even the haters, i go to church, im a good boy

*smokes crack and runs over pregnant lady
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DC should retire desu
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RIZIN THREAD MORE MMA TONIGHT
>>77382112
>>77382112
>>77382112

MIGRATE FOR RIZIN
>>77382112
>>77382112
>>77382112

JAPAN MMA
>>77382112
>>77382112
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>>77382113
C R Y M O R E
R
Y

M
O
R
E
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VOLKAN IS MY BOY NOW! HE IS GONNA FUCK JONES UP.
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>>77382063
OH NO NO NO NO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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will DC commit suicide?
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Congrats to the winners m8s. Don't forget that Rizin is up now
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>>77382158
fuck off retard
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DC is literally going to kill himself screencap this post
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>>77382104
>BASED JONES SHITTING ON CARLTON CORMIER
Where? He was genuinely respectful now that he no longer needs to sell any fight with him
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man that DC feels

that dumb nigga really got invested on this
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https://twitter.com/CubSwanson/status/891513937149124608
Only Woodley can cause this
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>>77381760

DC seems like a good guy and all but on paper this was always a horrible fight for him. I'm surprised it didn't happen last time desu.
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DC crying is a symptom of a massive concussion.

Remember when that Panthers linebacker Kueckly or however you spell it, got 3 concussions in one and left the field on a cart crying like a bitch, and then every pundit thought he was crying because his knee was shredded?

DC got his brain scrambled like a tossed salad and eggs.
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>>77382158
dude rizin hasn't even started yet you goof
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>>77382096
His suspension doesn't start until he reenters the usada testing pool
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JONES VS GUS II NEXT
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>>77381986
Goddamn obliterated me.
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I DON'T LIKE INTERVIEWING FIGHTERS AFTER THEY'VE BEEN HEEMED...

...BUT I DID IT ANYWAY LOL
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Rogan already doing damage control over that interview.
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>>77382158
>Rizin game threads
'no'
we normally stay in heem
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Usually the shorter guy has more muscle mass and can take the opponent down and wrestle, but cormier is fucking fat so Jones was probably stronger. This was stupid.
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>>77382127
no, anyone with a big cock knows, its only little dick cunts who get mad, big cock people have no animosity
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Joe thought DC would retire and wanted to give him the chance
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>>77382148

Lol Jones would knock his out on the shoot, dont even joke about that playa
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chad genetics win vs hard work
daily reminder if you are a chad you can do nothing wrong
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Like him or love him, he's always right.
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>>77381760
:(
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>>77382161
There are a lot more things to be sad about, like Cerrone getting robbed.
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Daily reminder. Nick Diaz could beat Jon Jones
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>>77382161
Not crying, stating my opinion, what I believe to be facts.
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we need to start drug testing the commentators
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>>77382109
Leans right into it.
Cormier fucked up and it's basically cost him his carrier.
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why the fuck joe rogan interview DC after that KO.
joe really fucked up and he knows that the internet will rip DC apart with memes. And DC is a softie at heart, he wont be able to handle the internet backlash
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>>77382225
Yup, I was genuinely pissed. Scored every round for cerrone.
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>>77382173
The head kick, the GnP, take your pick. Not much point insulting a person you've permanently brain damaged
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>>77382219

>jon jones doesnt work hard

Kill yourself. Bones is the black Bruce Lee.
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Brock would storm through Jones.
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>fight event ends
>dumb amerifats fill up /sp/ with APOLOGIZE threads

every time
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Anyone got a rizin stream
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>>77382249
>77382249
maybe we should go easy on him guys

halt the memes for now.
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>>77382247

His phone carrier?
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>>77382219

What does genetics have to do with being a bum with no striking, just relying on your athleticism, and ducking head first into a high kick?
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>>77382221
Brendan is in that upper echelon of MMA analysts for sure my guy
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>>77381868
Weebcrew.moe
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>>77382208
Any idea how bigger and stronger Lesnar is than DC? Lmao EASY WORK
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>>77381739
Jon Jones and DC areally literally the two greatest humans in the history of unarmed combat.

Look at the Resumes.

Sad reality is tho Jon Jones literally is so far ahead of DC. DC would have been a supreme champion had jones not existed.
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>>77382259
This lol Jones trained 4 times a day for this fight. Jon coasted through training camp once and almost lost.
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>>77382167
Manuwa fucked both of my picks.
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>DC landing bombs
>Jones smiling at him
>Jones brutally heems him and you are reminded this is real life and not anime
>Jones takes over the mic and shows what a real champ is while DC cries broken

holy shit guys this is some next level shit, it's like WWE but hard hitting and dramatic.
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LEDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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>>77382259
But doesn't he admittedly not train much
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>>77382249
nah his words here heartbreaking, nobody will h8
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Can you imagine if Jones got popped for illegal substances after this fight ?
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>>77382246
Commentators should be on more drugs
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>letting DC give a post-fight interview just so he could embarrass himself
He didn't deserve this.
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>>77382278
Carreer*

Now I fucked up.
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>>77382221
dc didn't win either round, maybe and i doubt it, round 2
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>>77382173
jones was the first and only to defeat him, now he's the first and only to knock him out. instead of being a cunt, he praised him. master stroke low-key trolling.
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>>77382260
kek will you wastes of skin e v e r learn?
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I feel sad, I wouldn't have minded cormier losing by decision but this just feels bad even though I was rooting for jones.
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214 proves that 80% of /heem/ shouldn't be allowed to make predictions. At least learn the sport before you start shitposting.
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lol Dana had to regulate on DC like a parent controls a child having a tantrum.
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>>77382286
Thanks
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>>77382309
I think Cormier would murder-suicide if that happened
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>>77381739
>Cruz and Rogan shilling Gus for a title shot with 2 wins
>fucking Anik was the only one talking about Volkan who just heemed 3 people in a row
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press conference when
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>>77382219
Jones' brain is why he's so good.
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>>77382167
I won the picks but at what cost
F
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>>77382315
Joe is a fucking idiot, i don't think anyone told him to do it, he did it of his won sick will.
What an imbecile.
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>tfw you will never fist bump cruz and joe after watching two of the goats go at it
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>>77382109
This is what sucks about UFC. The fight was pretty evenly-matched, and then one good kick and the whole things over 5 seconds later. There's no other sport that punishes a mistake that harshly. It's just not entertaining.
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Jones saved 4 years of extreme violence just for that moment
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>>77381986
Still my boy, eternally. Wasn't ready for that. Not one bit.

Fuck that PED cokehead. DC permaboy.
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>>77382309
He's on NFL-protocol PEDs. He's never getting popped.
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>>77382114
CHARIGGERED!
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dc retirement when
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How long until Jon Jones does something dumb?
I'm setting the over/under at 3 months
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>>77382303
>and you are reminded this is real life and not anime
Every time. In my head there was a small ray of hope that said Maia could win.
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>>77382328
I got 4/5 Voltron killed my picks
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>>77382255
>every round
You are blind. Cerrone did no damage and didnt even threaten subs in round 1
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>>77382345
please go away
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BASED BPNES
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>>77381971
Its not up to him. He has to interview both fighters of Main Events unless the fighter chooses to leave (Rhonda). DC has incredible heart for staying in the ring after getting devastated like that.
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>>77382167
Based Big Lenny brought me luck, shame about DC though.
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I'd just leave. Just go home, take that money, heal your head and... man. Find peace somewhere, somehow. Read Tolstoy and just recluse.
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>>77382360
he still has to keep his T levels in check, but yes he can still dope.
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>>77382365
He'll probably start a month long bender at the party later tonight.
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>>77382304
Lmaao! Shit brah! Nothing can compare to how active that dank may is brah! ACTICVE!! Shit wuz so CASH
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>DC was winning until he lost
He was outlanded significantly you excitable goofs
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>>77382328
You sound like an absolute newfag & tryhard
The beauty of this sport is crazy unpredictable shit happens
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>>77382374
Bpnes is a great fighter desu
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KOing DC indeed cements you as GOAT.

I will spit in your face if you think surpassing Andersons record with a win over Ray Borg puts you in the class of Jones.
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I hope someone brings Jones down eventually.
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>>77382145
me high?

jones has no fucking ground game

questionable conditioning

and lazy defense

nick diaz murks him
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Presser soon?
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>>77382275

This. I hereby declare temporary embargo on all Cormy memes
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>>77382365
he said he's going to mexico to get fuckd up after he wins
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>>77382360
whats the nfl protocol for peds? I thought they are strict
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>>77382325
same boat

i was hype as fuck when Jones was taking DC out but seeing DC crying that hard felt pretty bad
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>>77382255
Ehhhh. You score the first round for Robbie cause of 'muh aggression' though. Cerrone won 2nd no doubt and the third who the fuck knows. wasnt expecting a unanimous but you really cant complain.

Cowboy on the way out was heard saying "that was fun" so he cant feel that hard done by it
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>>77382404
when? do i have time to take a shower?
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>>77382374
>Bpnes
>B pnes
>B penis
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I was surprised to see Jon like that, when someone's fake is very easy to see right through him, this time I found his words to DC as legit as they get. Impossible not to respect someone that works as hard and does as many sacrifices as you, for the same dream.
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SURPRISE SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
THE
KING
IS
BACK
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>>77382358
I like DC, damn shame for him Jon Jones exists. At least he had the strap for awhile
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Guys DC is completely broken that heem was fucking brutal and he made an ass out of himself while Jon stood there as a strong champion

>I WANNA MAKE YOU CRY AGAIN

the heem gods giveth and taketh
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>>77382109
That leg kick was perfectly time, it's damn impressive he wasn't knocked down right there
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>>77382402
You're anything but high kiddo lol

When will they learn?
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>>77382345
Jones used leg kicks the entire fight to bait Cormier into doing that though. He avoided high kicks entirely for an opportunity like that and it paid off.
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brock vs jones would be fun for the memes, also who is staying up for rizin
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>>77382401
time will like it does everyone
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>>77382373
i will. I don't think I'll watch UFC again, and if the ratings are any indicator then a lot of people are doing the same
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>>77382033
B R U T A L
R
U
T
A
L

A normal person would die.
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>>77382374
Jones will probably DX chop in his direction backstage or some shit, he's kind of known for doing this sort of shit.
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i don't hate DC and genuinely feel for him. but after all the shit talking and calling out jones after every fight and calling jones a shitty person and generally getting triggered by jon at every opportunity, this was the most entertaining option possible.
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>>77382414

Why would Cerrone even care? As long as he puts on good fights he's guaranteed to have a job until he starts getting knocked out by bums.
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what did he mean by this?
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Woodley vs Mia and Jones vs DC is up on youtube

https://youtu.be/UCmzEMLEOyc
https://youtu.be/UCmzEMLEOyc
https://youtu.be/UCmzEMLEOyc
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>>77382411

Literally everyone in the NFL is on steroids.
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>>77382411
NFL testing is a joke bro, out of over a thousand players how many get popped each season ? Less than a dozen and they get 4 game suspension at most
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>>77382240
FINISH HIM!!!!
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>>77382325
This, that interview really hurt
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>>77382411
In a nutshell, microdosing a ton of different stuff and timing HGH so that there's a 0% chance you can get caught.
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Who got bonus?
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So everyone saw DC at the end of the fight? That right there is the empty husk of a man. He wont kill himself right?
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>>77382473
how??
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>>77382461
It doesn't even look like these dudes belong in the same weight class
Bones is just a freak, not cormier's fault, he fought like a true champ
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>>77382472
>watching a woodley fight ever again.

Gave hiom the benefit of the doubt on Wonderboy 1, Wonderboy 2 was like surely he is memeing and now this shit.

GTFO
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>>77382167
I bet we woulda had 30 winners if Manuwa had won
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>>77382437
>he made an ass out of himself

Where does Cormier even go from here? He can't really try to work his way back up for a rematch now. How can you try to get a rematch against a guy that's beat you twice and had you balling your fucking eyes out in public. He's going to retire.
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>>77382474
Is she fucking Schaub right now?
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I'm trully sorry for DC. He's a great fighter and person.

Andy is my idol, but Jon is the fucking best of all time. Period.
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>>77382303

The most annoying thing is that like whether he meant it or not I don't know but like having that victory makes it so fucking easy to say good things. They're calling him mature and shit but anyone can be humble after a victory like that.

Still props for doing it but really was 0 effort to do so.
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>>77381739
Dominick Cruz was dick riding DC so hard every time he did something good he made a big deal to point it out. When Jones did something he said nothing.

The only question I have is this. Jones finishing DC tonight. Was that because he was super focused and trained legitimately this time? Or DC got old. Or both?

Jones didn't look as relaxed in their as usual. But maybe it was just a ploy to bait DC and then get that Kick on his head cause he jumped on him like The JJ who murked Shogun
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d.c. is literally going to kill hhimself

>'if he won both times there is no rivalry'

>this is a sad timeline
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So Conor has basically ruined MMA with this money fight shit?
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>>77382490
He has a strong support system back home, or at least he acts like he does. I don't expect to see him fighting anytime soon though
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>>77382472

Thanks mate, was having a hard time getting to sleep. Woodley will clear that right up.
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>DC was winning the fight

Fox needs to get real
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I almost cried while they were interviewing D.C. ;_;
pls make it stop hurting
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>>77382307
When he was doing coke and sandblasting prostitutes he was less focused but, he was still training analyzing fights and doing conditioning.
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Bones doesn't even have to do anything to Brock besides keep up sparring pace and Bork's heart will explode
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Really want DC to go home and commit suicide.
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bisking and ugly jewrat shitcunt saying dc had first 2 rounds

wtf were they watching
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>>77382450
I've found myself caring less and less as it became more of a circus/popularity contest

>Jones gets a title shot while being a coke head with a hit and run felony on his record
>McGregor with 0 title defenses doing whatever the fuck he wants
>fights like Woodley vs Maia
>half the divisions have no challengers or the champs keep ducking people saying they're injured ect

I find myself hating the sport I once loved, doesn't help that it looks like a reebok commercial and they've got so many fighters on the roster it's hard to keep track of the 5th HUE named Santos you've seen that year.
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>>77382491

The NFL protocol is a joke compared to every other major sport besides soccer. Any decent strength and conditioning coach, read roid supplier, can easily get their guy to piss clean unless they're dumb niggers who smoke weed everyday.
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>>77382511
schaub is such an alpha he cucks his girlfriend
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>>77382525
He won R2 and was doing well until the headkick in R3
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Are people actually saying DC was

>winning until he lost

?

He wasn't doing bad but he probably lost every round leading up to being TKO'd
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pretty br00tal
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>>77382191
Wrong
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>>77382490
Eh who cares. He's not very relevant anymore. The only fights he even looked exciting in were against Jones. Used his fat and towel tricks to win against everyone else.
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>>77382506
Move up to heavyweight once Cain gets injured again?

>>77382518
All the Fox analysts guys seem to stick together. Kenflo and Bisping both picked Cormier to win.
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>>77382506
Can't see him doing anything other than retiring. I think this fight mentally broke him, I'm not sure he even wants to fight jon again. I guess he could try heavyweight again but jones will just follow him there lel
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>>77382500
Jimi fucked my picks. I went 4/5 cant beleive i fell for the meme i thought oez just got lucky koing cirkunov like that
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Next step for DC is returning to heavyweight. If not that he should probably retire
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>>77382545
I gave Cormier the 2nd. Still doesn't matter because he was slowing down in the 3rd and the outcome was inevitable. He never hurt Jones.
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>>77382545
Yeah wtf ima stop watching
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>>77382561
It was definitely 19-19 after two m8
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>>77382513
>I'm trully sorry for DC. He's a great fighter and person.
He was acting like a little bitch after getting beat, arguing with the ref and dana and trying to run out of the cage. He was chimping out like the nignog trash he is.
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>DC was winning all 3 rounds

t. bisbong
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Would Jones still be as good as he is if he didn't have that freakish reach
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How does one sleep now?
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>>77382562
have an aneurysm when you're 50 tier brutal my guy
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>>77382562
>Liddell with the coke gestures
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>Post YFW Jon Jones just saved MMA
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>>77382468
Jones /is/ a shitty human bean tho
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>>77382472
you couldn't pay me to watch woodley/maia ever again
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>>77382549
>finish a champ who had never been ko'd never lost to anyone else
>dont deserve title shot
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>>77382525
DC was probably up 20-18
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>>77382443
I'm not saying Jones didn't deserve the win, nor did he just get lucky. He trapped Cormier and got the knockout. The problem is the entire strategy revolves around setting up the one big hit that will end the fight. There's not really any build up or momentum like in most sports, but just a sudden attack and finish. It's just not that exciting to me.
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>>77382606
Name one bad thing Boney Jones has done
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>>77382549
>quitting on UFC because your boy got heem'd
p a t h e t i c
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>Maia lost
>DC lost horribly and is probably broken
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Now we can all forget about that stupid fatfuck nigger.

Daniel Who?
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>>77382595
can I get an enlarged version of this pic?
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Jon Jones
>deep inside... i still love you.
DC
>...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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>>77382589
He'd still be a force because he's technical and skilled and a great athlete but he likely wouldn't be GOAT if his reach were 78" instead of 84". It just makes landing on him so fucking hard especially with his volume.
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>>77382600
ahahaha
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>>77382623
Poked every single one of his opponents in the eye.
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>>77382571
Yup, same deal with me. On the bright side Cirkunov is still a legit prospect in a thin diviion
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>tfw jones will never kiss you on the head after he brutally KO's you
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/pol/ here

Jon Jones is a filthy subhuman nigger that should be lynched
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>>77382613
>here, you keep fucking up and making a mess of your life
>have a title shot

Use some logic you stupid inbred islander.

>>77382626
My boys are Lawler, Gastelum, Whittaker and Stipe, fuck the rest of the ufc roster.
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>>77382589
> freakish reach

He's just not a manlet.
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>>77382575
dc maybe won 2nd maybe but even that is favourable jon cos jon definitely won first, and who's gunna keep on keeping on? the fighter eating all the shots and pressing or the fighter backing up
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>>77382549

Except for McGregor those things are the opposite of a popularity contest. In a sport based on merit, giving a title shot to Jones and Maia because they're the most deserving regardless of whether or not they're bad people outside of the cage or boring fighters is what you would do.
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>>77382584
DC is whiter than you will ever be my man
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>>77382622
That's what makes it entertaining to me, anything can happen, nothing is set in stone, just two people putting it all on the line.
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>>77382601
norwegians are some weirdoes
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>>77382584
Kill yourself, scum of the Earth. You don't deserve to live on the same planet as the rest of us do. If you have a guy who's been called racist for a decade and a half calling YOU a racist piece of shit, imagine how much you're fucking up.

I'd say get help, but I doubt there's anyone alive who, even with 40 years of experience on the field, can do anything to bring you back from that autistic, mentally ill state of mind you are in perpetually. Hang yourself, scum.
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Certain people from certain online circles are claiming that Big John let a couple of eye pokes and nut shots go, also he was laughing at DC's emotional state at the end

Legit?
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>>77382622

DC is so stupid he literally had to throw himself off balance to headbutt Joneses shin. That's not luck it's just knowing that your opponent is a literal retard who will knock himself out.
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POST-FIGHT PRESS CONFERENCE

GOING LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYPUe-ovjT4

not a fan of the new format desu
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>tfw no suck
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>>77382496
I can't feel too bad for DC because he talked so much shit about Rumble in the second fight.

And so much shit to Jones in both fights.

I do feel bad for him getting embarrassed and crying tho.
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Horiguchi vs Tokoro
Aliakbari vs King
Garcia vs Gagloeva
Miura vs Tapa
Nasukawa vs Saiga

Fights aren't over for tonight after 214. If you're gonna be staying up, Rizin will start soon
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is eugene s robinson in the woodpile
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>>77382668
what the fuck has that got to do with his fighting ability, NOTHING

youre the cunt that needs to use ya head
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>>77382668
It's called the ultimate fighting championship and he's the best fighter. It's not ultimate living championship. Maybe Cormier could win that.
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>>77382622
stick to watching replays from SportsCenter then if you hate watching everything live
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>>77382374
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>>77382684
What do you think?

>>77382600
kek
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lol DC made a deal with the devil that if he beat Jon the devil would bring DC's daughter back to life.
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>>77382584
You're judging him based on a moment of weakness.
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>>77382664
Nobody asked /pol/
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presser is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYPUe-ovjT4
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>>77382684
>certain online circles
Please go back to them
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>>77381739
>tfw I put $50 on Jones
>tfw got mocked for it
A P O L O G I Z E

Never doubt Australian MMA knowledge
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why is everyone spamming /sp/ with shitty threads..
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>>77382717
I think they can eat shit but I wanna make sure
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>>77382240
That the Rock watching the murder?
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>>77382672
Giving PR nightmares who can't pass piss tests title shots is the opposite of what you do.

I can't wait for Jones to fall off the rails again and wake up to a headline of "UFC champion Jon Jones implicated in a fatal car crash in new Mexico".

Watch Dana try and justify why they gave that nigger a 3rd chance will be funny as fuck.
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>>77382498
And he thinks he's getting gsp next...
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>>77382724
How come every other fighter can stand there and be respectful?
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THIS IS ALL I CAN FIND FOR RIZIN

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1ynJOVnwMLvGR
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>>77382679
Based Spainbro.

I am in agony right now.
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That's one head kick too many for DC :^)
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>>77382562
will dana whites head survive 2017 without exploding?
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>>77382702
Based Rizin

Real card about to start
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>>77382702
I don't know these people except that japenese bitch with the lollipop
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>>77382709
>>77382711
>the state of Jones cucks

He's not going to come and fuck your mothers, he's already got kids of his own he needs to pay child support for.
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>>77382734
I put 50 on DC
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>>77382741
>b-b-b-b-but he's a meanie!
Kys whiny pussbag
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>>77382670
brah he's got a +8.5" ape index that's absurd

he's got some of the longest reach in ufc history
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>>77382767
nigger he just won, thats literally the definition of deserving a title shot
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>>77382668
>keep fucking up and making a mess of your life

He's a world champion not some peasant. He should get a pass for the occasional hit and run and some drug charges.

It's like Matthew Broderick. Ferris Bueller's Day Off alone gets him a couple "get outta jail cards" for drunken hit and runs.
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>the state of AKA
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If Dana was 20 years younger, he would've been shit posting here and he wouldn't have succeeded at life
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>>77382770
some did worse
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>>77382770
>BRITISH MMA KNOWLEDGE
>doubting the goat
kek
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>>77382549
I know that feeling; my interest in the UFC in general is at an all time low as well. Not sure why exactly though, maybe just fatigue. Main reason I still watch live is because I want to make shitty webms, even that isn't enough motivation sometimes. Been following since GSP vs Hardy (lol)
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>>77382672
>giving a title shot to Jones and Maia because they're the most deserving regardless of whether or not they're bad people outside of the cage or boring fighters is what you would do.
Except Maia was intentionally given almost no time to recover from his last fight and prepare for this one.
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>>77382702
Gucci
Allah
Gabby
Miura
Tenshin
>>
The dude with the better genetics won, what a surprise

And Cowboy was robbed

Fuck this sport
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>>77382772
People like you are the reason this sport is a circus, sterilize yourself so you don't bring anymore retarded cunts into the world.
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>>77382374
Does no one see that jones is a sociopath just telling people what they want to hear? This is the same type of shit he was saying before he ever got in trouble
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>>77382684
No. Watch the fight. He stopped the fight from a Jones headbutt and gave Cormier the proper time. Cormier touched his nuts after a shot from Jones but then was advancing quickly towards Jones so McCarthy didn't step in. There was a short separation in round 1 when Jones had to put his mouthpiece back in.

After the fight and Cormier was out of sorts McCarthy was joking with Jones not to worry about it he's just sleepy from being heemed. That doesn't equal laughing "at his emotional state".
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>>77382767
I think this guy is crying more than Cormier did inside the ring.
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>>77382734
>being mocked for picking Jones

how?
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>>77382791
Ouch.
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WHy do people say Jon should go up to Heavyweight? He'd have to put on like 50 pounds to be at top weight.
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>>77382791
BOOKIES LOVE HIM
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>>77382694
There has been a ban on Cormier memes for the next 48 hours

Consider this a warning
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Jones vs. Rockhold after Lesnar?
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>>77382702
when exactly is this starting, and how can I watch this?
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Getting (You)s in the other thread because I said Conor would kill Jones kek How retarded are Americans
>>
FORM VOLKAN
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>>77382800
Cowboy wasn't robbed of shit, he lost rounds 1 and 3.
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>>77382800
>he's STILL bitching
If you're quitting mma, quit shitposting about it
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>>77382566
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/7/19/16001688/ufc-exec-brock-lesnar-has-not-re-entered-usada-drug-testing-pool-suspension-still-frozen
>>
lads it finally happened. Jones came back and saved us from the DC timeline.
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>>77382670
>>77382779
His reach is tied with Stefan Struve and that's fucking crazy considering that Struve is like eight inches taller than him
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Please demote Woodley to prelims.

I never wanna see that again.
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>>77382827
frank is such a fag
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>>77382821
because he cleaned out the division
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>>77382827
r e d d i t b t f o
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Is anyone actually concerned about DC's brain? I've seen people die from much less
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>>77382790
thatishilarious
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>>77382827
Never did pull that horseshoe out
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>>77382838
>>77382838
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>>77382837
with that flag you should know better
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>>77382827
Basically DC realized he had been jerking his dick in JJ's cumsock. I would cry to..
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>>77382750
Don't think I've ever been this gutted for any fighter, ever.

DC didn't deserve this. He really didn't. I was ready for him to lose a decision, but not like this. And fuck Joe Rogan so much.

I'm done with this terrible, semen slurping sport. I'm off /heem/ for a long time. I may lurk for the McGregor fight, but other than that I'm done at the very least for a couple months.
>>
>I fought like a pussy
Based woman fighter. Took a poop break during their fight I should watch it.
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Does anybody actually want to see Jones vs Lesnar over rematching gustafsson?
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>>77382827
Frank was on TRT,had the shit beat out of him by DC and got busted for roids. I hope he has another motorcycle accident.
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DC was never champ
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>>77382734
who mocked you for picking the favorite besides people whose opinions shouldn't be taken seriously
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>>77382852
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>>77382807
Who the fuck cares what he says or does? If you follow anything other than what happens in the ring you might as well go watch wrestling.
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>>77382689
> the soccer mom looks like a lesbian wigger
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>>77382827
>Frank ''i got pulverized by a mandrama fighter and heemed by fucking current Arlovski'' Mir
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>>77382864
big john should have stopped the fight sooner than he did imo, allow a fighter to get brain damage or have shit cunts call you out for stopping too soon, should have gone with b
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>>77382852

You know there are people who will call him out if he doesn't put that cuck Gustafasson in his place.
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>>77382842
>do more work
>land more strikes
>be the better fighter
>lose the round

Hmm
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>>77382702
Horiguchi
Allahakbar
Gabi
Reina
Nasukawa
>>
>>77382821
He has said he would fight at 230lbs in heavyweight and pick his opponent carefully.
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>>77382827
>Frank still bitter he couldn't beat DC
>Frank still bitter that he got turned into hamburger by Lesnar

I'm glad that roiding saggy titted fucker is gone.
>>
>>77382827
What the fuck is up with Mir? He was a shit champion for a split second in a wayy easier timeframe in MMA.
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>>77382762
da joker baybee is cuter tbqh
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>>77382886
Wish she'd punch me in the sack
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>>77381867
tigerbelly ayy
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>>77382889
he didn't get heemed by Arlovski though
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>>77382876
casuals and thats all that matters, and its what jon wants, boost his ppv numbers, then fight gus
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>>77382878
what a dork
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>>77382872
*inhales*
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>77382474
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>>77382872
lol you guys notice how all dcfags are emotionally weak whiny bitches? Thats what makes this so fun.
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https://twitter.com/thefrankmir/status/891532137853091841
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>>77382872
Who cares? This isn't your blog my man.
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Jon Jones vs cuban ninja turtle?
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>>77382479
Lane Johnson got a 10 game suspension last year. NFL also doesn't have an exemption for tainted supplements. Players sued the NFL over a legitimately tainted supplement (Starcaps) and lost, though the courts put up an injunction that delayed it for a few years so some retired before it hit them.
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>>77382872
Well, do what you gotta do, man. Gutted is the right word to describe my state as well.
>DC didn't deserve this. He really didn't. I was ready for him to lose a decision, but not like this.
This so much.
>And fuck Joe Rogan so much.
Based Dom for BTFOing him all night.
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>>77382743
He's just to competitive, emotional, and a little bit childsh. But he's a motherfucking warrior, one of the best fighters of all time, and a hell of a person. I respect DC so much, and from today on I respect Jones a fucking lot.
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>>77382878
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IT'S JUST NOT FAIR BROS
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>>77382909

He got lucky that Herb Dean is a stupid coon or Lesnar would have shadow realms him the first time.
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>>77382872
thank u for your service, you will not be missed.
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le money fight!!!111

Fuck Conor McGregor for destroying the integrity of mma.
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>>77382872
fucking faggot
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>>77382942
I never had any respect for dc and I never will.
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great

the best fighter in the world is the king of the shittiest weight class in the ufc
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>>77382524
>
>Thanks mate, was having a hard time getting to sleep. Woodley will clear that right up.
Kek
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Wait you guys actually liked DC? I thought that was a reddit thing
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>>77382872

Why were you so emotionally invested into DC spainbro?
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>>77382961
why?
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So what's next for Jones? DUI? Armed Robbery? Back Alley Abortion Raid? Gus?
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>>77382917
Shit, all i remember from that fight was that a former heavyweight champ lost to current Arlovski and it just equalized to him getting heemed in my mind.
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>>77382872
I guess DC losing wasn't so bad
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>>77382827
Gotta keep in mind DC beat Frankie.

So course Frankies going to pour salt on DC.

Bet you'll see Mir talk shit about Lesnar when Jones fucks him up too.
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>>77382807
Sociopaths make the world more fun. Life without them would be boring.
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>>77382872
>Spainsperg is gone

pretty based desu
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77382872
wtf Spain I thought you were based
how can you be this assblasted
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>>77382640
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Lost money tonight boiiis

Also it's shame no events for the next month

Also shame DC lost

And Maia

...

bois?
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>>77382977
I'm gonna go with shoplifting
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>>77382827
frank always ran his mouth a lot. he said recently he wants lesnar again. lesnar fucked him before his chin was gone, what does he think is going to happen now?
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Was I the only one touched by Jones never give up speech after the fight?

One of the best moments in the history of the sport imo.
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>>77383003
UFC Mexico next week lad
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>>77382970
why hate dc?

this is as a jon fan
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Cyborg is up now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYPUe-ovjT4
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>>77382518
DC fought Jones, Rumble, Gus, Silva, Rumble, Jones. He absorbed a lot of damage from the 4 legit LHW fights, and even Silva hurt him a bit. Age + damage will usually catch up to chins.
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Rumble LITERALLY quit MMA to deal drugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udxh88TQ3do
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Why are they intervewing these boring tortilleras
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>>77382978
Arlovski went on a streak before getting pounced by stipe and dealt with.
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Khabib: BTFO
Rockhold: BTFO
Cain: BTFO
DC: BTFO

That """""""team"""""""" is in absolute shambles.
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>>77382702
Horiguchi
Aliakbari
Gabi
Miura
Nasukawa
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>>77382872
pls don't go spainsperg there's still rory, i need someone to back me up with roryposting
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>>77382872
Jones is definitely my boy now
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did any reddit fighter win today?
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>>77383023
typical.....
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>>77382977

Soliciting transexual prostitutes like all the great blacks in history.
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>>77383023
is part of the negro culture
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>everyone defending this fat sack of shit who cheated to make weight in his last fight

Fuck off retards.
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People are actually sad for DC?
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>>77383009
lol no cause the dude is fake as fuck
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>>77383033
Was it USADA?
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>>77383057
People on r/mma are saying theyre literally crying.
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>>77382977
Jones gonna hit up that prime 16 year old puss but then get fucked over by (insert state here)'s laws about statutory rape.
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Natty Jones is a beast
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>>77382872
hahahahhahahahaha
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>>77383009
At least he acknowledged that he was the one that let people down, and not his usual weird fantasies of being just a good boy who had bad luck.
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>>77383065
thinking they're far better than they are for 2, laziness and ducking for 1 and injury for last
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>>77382952
That was Mazzagatti you nonce
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Really want DC to commit suicide :)
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>>77383056
Jones cheated so many times people stopped counting

kys you inbred cyst
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>>77383093
I feel the same way about you :)
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>>77383023
>sell weed
>smoke weed
>get to play with puppers all day too
>get to eat McMuffins everyday now
>chill all day

Living the dream desu.
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>>77382872
low test beta gallego detected
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So DC was #2 on the p4p rankings, will jones be #1 now? Because I'm getting pretty sick of having to pretend like a literal midget is the greatest fighter on the planet.
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>tfw DC will never succ
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> these Brazilian monkeys

Holy shit. How does this country even have running water?
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>>77383087

The point still stands you queer.
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>>77383070
Get some screencaps for me lad
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DC was so hypergay about Jon Jones. I actually think this will be healthy for him in the long run.
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Pay your respects to the GOAT
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>>77383023
Still better than that Bellator guy who quit to sell milk.
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>>77382570
>>77382506
Why not do a weight loss course and go down to welterweight or something?

>he's old

Yeah, but still. Might as well
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>>77382474
Is she not aware that the heart isn't in that location?
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>>77383103
oh wait no he was #3

still think jones should be #1 now though
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>>77383103
Mighty Mouse is a pussy. He was completely btfo by cruz and he would be absolutely dismantled by TJ which is why he avoided fighting him
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Can someone give me a legitimate reason not to like Dc over a sociopathic roiding dick pill popPing drug addicti like JJ besides puting up a good fight?
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>>77383103
No need to pretend, pretty sure nobody outside of r/mma ranks MM as the goat. I pray his PPV tanks in numbers and the flyweight division gets deleted.
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>>77383030
>decision'd Mike ''literally who'' Kyle
>beat some bum without a fucking wiki page
>robbed fucking Schaub of all people
>heemed an USADA'd Bigfoot
>was the first guy to get to Browne after his whore wife JUSTed him and still almost got heemed by one fucking blind hook
Stipe was just the first actually relevant guy to get to him. Shame on Mir.
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>Ari pronouncing Megan as ME-gan to throw off cyborg
what a fuck
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>>77383065
Tbh Rockhold is still the most likely candidate to reclaim the belt if he was given another shot.

He would beat Jacare and Weidman, Bisping again if not easier.

Could beat Yoel, Whittaker, Gastelum. He'd be the favorite.

Mousasi was the only one in a kickboxing match I see winning.
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>>77383125
He quit to sell milk futures, not just regular milk - there's a difference!
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heeem tappy
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>>77382872
Whats wrong with joe? He was doing his job which is interviewing fighters. Unfortunately DC's tear ducts got loosened by that head kick and 20 punches to the face
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>>77383103
midget division is too weak for mm to ever be considered p4p
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>>77381739
who the fuck does this nigga think he is?
Schaub is obviously the p4p goat. fuck this loser
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CAREER ENDING PREGNANCY
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>>77383123
Who?
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>>77383103
If DJ had Jones's physical atrributes he would be better than him hence why he is so high in the pound-for-pound lists

You know nothing about skill and technique you filthy casual
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>>77382978
Arlovski is a former champ too. More recently than Murr....
>>
Rizin stream where? I can't get the fucking free code to work
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>>77383156
lol ariel not ari
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Meanwhile over at B/R
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>>77382374

>SKYEEEUP SAMA
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Chris... is BACK
Bones... is BACK
Who's... NEXT?
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>>77383177
>If
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>>77382772
lmao, Jones fans salty even in victory.

Here's the thing, Jones can be a cunt all he wants. He's talented and successful. You aren't. I guarantee you'll continue to live a miserable, disappointing life until you realize that you simply aren't cut out to be the successful scumbag that Jones is.
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>>77383134
She's very aware, she's a nurse.
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>That fucking voice
I can't believe I ever doubted Cyborg being a guy
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>>77383187
who is mj?
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>>77383187
NOOO PLS
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>>77383094
If anything he put himself at a disadvantage by doing a bunch of coke and being drunk most of the time.
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>>77383215
Michael Jordan...
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>>77383187
Pieces of shit.

NEW THREAD

>>77382112

>>77382112

>>77382112

NEW THREAD
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>>77383177
>hurr only true patricians like me can appreciate watching child-sized """men""" fight
you can take that faux-patrician pseud shit back to plebbit my guy, midgetweight is an absolute joke
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>>77383197
>replying to a 15 minute old post
the salt is (You)
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>>77383193
Rampage
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>>77383215
michael jackson
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>>77383172
It's better than UFC's current LHW.
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At least Manuwa was heemed so Gus can get the next title shot and not some overrated cockney nigger. Gus/Jones will be hype as fuck.
As sad as I am for DC, the division is more exciting with Jones as champ.
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>>77383176
The GOAT - Conor McGregor the guy who never disappoints and always puts on a show, the guy who is the first ever two weight world champion, the guy who heem'd Jose Aldo in 13 seconds and the guy who is about to knockout one of the greatest boxers of all time and become a living legend on August 26
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>>77383229
Sorry i dont follow nigger sports
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>>77382843
Do I know you boy?
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>>77383193
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>>77383252
Um, anon.. your in one
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>>77383177
I know this is bat, but that argument is pure autism. The only reason he can move so fast and do all of that bullshit is because he's a fucking uber manlet. Jon is a fucking light heavyweight and he can keep up with him in technique and acrobatics.
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>>77383236
all divisions welterweight and under are midget divisions

might as well stop watching mma, my guy it's clear you think like a woman and don't have the intelligence to enjoy this sport
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>>77383139
Why do you care about their personalities?
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>>77383139
he has no class. even before tonight, he'd never shut up about jones and his problems. always seems like a jealous self-righteous twat.
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>>77383179
I know, but he's been deleted for a long time.
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>>77383285
Because he thinks like a woman
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new

>>77382112
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>>77383282
>defends midgets in an attempt to posture as a martial arts aficionado
>whines about women
>doesn't even train
can literally smell your virginity from here my dude, just embarrassing stuff
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>>77381760
well now hes dethroned will AJ come back
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>>77382392

Sure, there's acknowledging the rouge element to MMA, but to deny Jones' talent and trash-talk him for weeks before the fight doesn't show your superior knowledge of the sport, you retarded leaf.

I guarantee I've been following the sport longer than you, and apparently it shows...
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>>77383157
Rockhold might not beat Weidman
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>>77383418
I don't know about that.

When Rockhold and Weidman were having a kickboxing match Rockhold was chewing him up with that left kick he no real level changes from chris.

Weidman needs to do what he did against gastelum and strike and wrestle.

But even then Rockhold has amazing jiu jitsu and power so who knows.
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>>77383481
Weidman realized that and started winning until he did that meme shit
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>>77383481
If I were coaching any future opponent of Rockhold, I'd have them prepare to double up on quick body kicks the way Weidman was having success with in their fight before he went and memed. Rockhold didn't seem to take them well or have any good way of answering. It could be one of those things where Rockhold likes to use body kicks because he doesn't deal with them well himself.
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>>77382811
Bro I hated that stoppage when DC faked an eye poke. Fucking fighters need to stop faking shit to stop a fight. If the ref sees something to need to stop the fight he will. If u get an accidental butt too fucking bad you can't call timeout.
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>>77383561
An easier way of knocking out Rockhold is doing great what busting tried.

Run at him and try to sneak a left hook over his should in his blind date spot and knock him down and finish.

Bisping tried to do it in the first fight go watch if you don't believe me. But he couldn't do it and got dealt with.

But in the second fight he stuck to original gameplan and Rockhold didn't catch on and underestimated Bisping.

That's why Bispings Coach was yelling I told you it would work when he got the title.

Rockholds weird MMA Philly Shell guard gives him plenty of room to fire Jabs and perfect left round kicks and minimizes his torso to body shots.

But a decent boxer can time a left hook and get him
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>>77383020
So we are just going to ignore that this is a man?

Can anybody explain this notion to me? How is this fair?

Curious. Please, educate me.
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>>77382872
I always knew spain was a twink, he fell for Big Bear DC
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