UFC 214 Thread #13

>touching gloves

Weak

boiiii

Fuck roman

LET'S FUCKING GO!

>Jones playing the face

fuck off

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jon

HEEEEEEEEEEEMM OH SHIT

damn no getting to know each other

hey pussy are you still there?

SUCCCCCCC

first for Rico Strong

big dick jones

Hello, time travel anon here. Reminder that in the first round, Daniel Cormier knocks out Jones with an uppercut.

someone pls link

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I want to see Jones win.

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dc is a roman reigns fan

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>>77380952

>84 inch reach

nigger is trying to single handedly beat out the cotton gin

octagon probably smells like jim crow lel

Didn't Jones specifically request to not have Big John ref?

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>>77381009
>>77381009

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DC is /ourguy/

still there pussy?

Link stream please

Cormier is already gassed lmao

when will we learn

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>>77380952
>Small cut on danniel cormier

WATCH THE FINGER POKE REF

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>>77381009
i..i'm here

STOP HARDFORKING THE THREAD WHERE ARE THE REPLIES

Cromier looks like a fucking bum

DC needs to throw back more often. He can't keep taking leg kicks and body shots or he'll get outpointed.

the fucking knee kicks are ugly

RELIABLE YOUTUBE STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8suDqpIh780

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8suDqpIh780

>MANLETS

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

DC 1-0

Will the midget get knocked the fuck out?

>>77381071
casual plz go

10-6 Cormier

10-9 jones

ROUND ONE FOR DC

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

caught him

Split decision Jones.

10-8 round DC??

>DC landing

panic

LETS GOOO DC
HARDWORK VS GENETICS

guys i saw a knocked out jon jones in a dream months ago

11-8 Mark Joh39j

WHO WON THAT ROUND

SO CLOSE

10-9 Jones

It's over for DC, Jones just ate his best shot

DC IS FUCKING ON POINT

Jones is shook

Jones is really only getting by due to his height and reach. DC would stalk him down easily if they were the same size.

10-9 DC

>>77380952
that round was a fuckin draw. dc's power shots at the end made up for the rest of the round

TAKE HIS FUCKIN HEAD OFF DC

10-9 DC

>>77381073
love you

cant...........loook............away......

T A U N T S

THE MANLETS ARE LEARNING!?!?!?!?

10-9 DC

WHO WON ROUND 1?

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HE'S DOING IT LADS
HE'S DOING IT

\o/

DC LOOKING GOOD

10-9 Jones
Excellent start, maybe too busy tho

everyone on heem knew dc would win right

DC

DC IS THICC

T
H
I
C
C

Jones got clipped and went for the clinch out of desperation

>>77381084

I had it 20-6 to DC.

now this is a FIGHT

DC CHANNELING DIAZ

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Jones gets hit a lot by DC, but it doesn't seem to do anything

exact same thing as Round 1 of their first fight

If he tried this shit against Stipe he would be literally ded

10-9 Cormier

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GO DC!!!!!!!

Jon has underestimated DC big time.

10-9 Jones

succ

reminder that DC was scared to strike with a 42 years old Anderson SIlva on 2 days notice and Silva was beating him on every exchange

>>77381125
my sweet fuck

>>77381130
who the fuck knows

Jones cranked DC's arm. It's over lads.

>>77381108
lol no, jones is shookt

DC WIN BY KNOCKOUT IN 3RD ROUND

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>DC not looking like a battered house wife

>>77380952
Im here wishing jones would have had his unsportsmanike knees blown away by a 50 caliber howitzer like 10 years ago not because of cormier blah blah but because shitty behavior deserves shitty payback and a great fighting sport needs to stand for great sportsmanship unfortunately the ufc is a shit for dogshitting great worthy ideals like sportsmanlike conduct

10-9 DC

good start

I'm going to go drive drunk after this match.

>literally shaking right now
PLS WIN D.C. PLS WIN

DC can't fucking reach...

And he looks like he's gassing already.

I want him to win, but it's not looking good.

>>77381111
his fault for being small and fat and in the same weight class then

LETS FUCKING GO DC

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>>77380952

Which one of you degenerate gamblers will cry if DC BTFOs Jones?

JJ Kongo

10-9 Cormier

DC on it here.
JJ not creative enough.

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Dare I say ring rust?

10-10

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>not being to watch the fight because I'm just getting out
I want to believe DC is doing work

10-9 Jones,

>>77381130

DC 20-6. Bonus points for knocking out the mouth piece.

>>77381184
gonna take the last three rounds no matter what

DC was too emotionally invested in the takedown last time

He's doing good standing up

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>>77381125
n-name ?

this is what I expected from Cormier in the first fight

GO DC

GO DC

GO DC

Fuck Jon Jones

Jon Jones loses the first round

when was last dc 5 round fight? jones?

Jbj via oblique kick

anyone got a stream?

DQ

NO CONTEST

Is Jon Jones related to Alex Jones?

>>77381197

stream died as 2nd round started FFFFFFFFFFF

HEAD BUTT JONES

>headbutt
That was totally DC's fault

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was that intentional?

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>>77381174
Hey man driving drunk is really cool.

>JONES ALREADY CHEATING

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77381196
Austyn Monroe instagram

>>77381211
Twins.

how long till jon jones goes for the dick?

>>77381206
Gus.

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INVENTING NEW CHEATING METHODS

Junkie headbutt move of the fight so far

>>77381211
They're half-brothers

FUCK JONES

>>77381208
wwe.com/wwenetwork

jones has no power

>>77381206
Rumble twice and Gus.

come on DC take this cocky fuck out

jones passive af. he's going for a juicy heem in the later rounds

>Jones running away
Is he shook?

wow some of you fuckign niggers are like 1 minute behind
KYS

Jones looks like shit again

Like the OSP fight

Good fight I guess so far desu. Just a casual but for some reason Im interested in Jones. Hes so good but fake at the same time. Kinda funny desu.

Daniel Cormier is gonna dominate.

DC BY BULLRUSH

Jones is like the tall skinny kid

Cormier is legitimately BEEFY

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>>77381211
anyone got the basic gestalt on how they're related. interesting.

nice trip by dc

DC is controlling this fight

>>77381208
http://buffstream.com/watch/mma.php
lazy nigga

jones starting to get comfy

>DC grabbing his dick
sure sign that a black man is confident

>non stop knee hyper extenders
>headbutt
>groin kick
FUCK JON JONES

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>>77381225
doing god's work anon

DC IS TAKING OVER

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HERE WE GO BOYZ

>>77381250
He did this first DC fight...lets DC gas out and then crushes him in rounds 4 & 5.

OH FUG

>no coke
>no prostitutes
>no eye pokes

How is Jon gonna win this?

Already more strikes than Woodley right?

>>77381283
At least ten times as many

Mandingo fightin!!!!

accidentally put a girl in a headlock while moshing the other night and I still feel bad about it

One of these dudes better get knocked out this is hilarious

20-14 DC

Jones making him waste all his energy

20-18 DC

jon looks tired

2 rounds for DC WHAT is going on

19-19

DC ROUND 2

>>77381275
Yeah, he's gonna just get out pointed otherwise from jones' reach.

jones should go for a head kick

also greg jackson so corny

>>77381290
lol

>>77381275

Now I need to jerk and shit.

Jackson is a cunt.

Big John needs to sort his positioning out

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DC DC DC

>>77381281
>no sandblasters

Jones looks pretty impotent tonight

stream heem'd

pls help

UBER DC

20-18 dc

20-18

WHITE FOLK ARE DOIN IT

>>77381275

Who's that weiner cleaner?

>>77381298
DC lost R1, got token down and out striked

Definitely DC's round, don't know who got round 1.

>>77381267

>"I've been working on a whole load of new stuff"

sure jon

a slight edge to jones in that round. 20-19 jones

jones has a fucking chin. holy shit

20-18

DC

guys this fight is so good

>>77381311
Kek

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>mfw DC wins

DC= naruto
Jones= sasuke

>>77381295
> burger cuck says increasingly nervous for the 4th time

sheeeit DC's picking apart cokenose, lads

THICC V STICC

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THEY ARE LEARNING

27-1 dc

I love how greg jackson talks to his fighters like theyre children.

19-19

2-0 DC

>>77381300
jones conserving energy for later rounds

Holy shit that round could go either way.

Not sure how to score.

20-18 JBJ

Jonesy running scared for the beefcake

20-18 DC

>>77381309
sauce pls

2-0 DC

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19-19

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

20-18
Jon's outstriking him badly.

these fights fucking suck

fuck this fight is good

>>77381281
>dc doesn't seem very far in his pregnancy

can't hit and run that one either

Please don't gas, DC. Please.

is it just me, or does it seem like it's 20-18 for DC?

DC SUCCING JON DRY

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DC DC DC!!!!!!!!!

DC DON'T KILL HIM

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DC +2 my man

Cormier will run out of gas and die like a bitch just like he ALWAYS HAS HIS ENTIRE LIFE. Watch Jon drop him this round.

20-18 for DC
Jones lookin shook and maybe gassed

>>77381330
did you not see the last fight?

Anyone scoring the 1st round for DC is a moron

All DC so far, Jones looks nervous and hesitant.

>>77381337
fighters literally are children!!!

>LET'S DOOOOOOOOOO SOME BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BREASTS
what

>>77381290

Pussy. I punched a bitch in the pit and kicked off a riot.

19-19 imo

09dc14dea98d34261bac35cb0c6d0de1c6d9be03

ACESTREAM

Jones has lost it. So mucbn ptential lost

dc got first 2

jon didnt raise hands after that round either. doubt setting in

THIS IS GONNA END IN ANOTHER ROBBERY JUST LIKE GUSTAFFSON

WHY IS DC SO SMUG

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DC needs to stop talking shit and win the fucking fight

>>77381349
kill yourself honestly

can i get a stream please?

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>smiling at eachother

they are gay lovers aren't they

I WARNED YOU JON

KEEP THAT DICK AWAY FROM ME OR ILL SUCK IT

DC in that full king gorilla mode now. DC gettin dat old fat king of the jungle vibe rn, he's a killer with that chi belly

DC will ko him soon

LET'S DO SOME BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BREATHS

>>77381349
wtf are you watching jesus christ, just because they arent swinging wildly and there hasnt been a ko by now doesnt mean its a shit fight

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>77381355
THIS

This is going similarly to the first fight but DC looks more in control, it all fell apart in round 4 the first time

>>77381322
>giving that round to jones
>giving a 10-10 round
fucking casual

>jon starting to kick
it's over

Why doesn't DC just shoot a power double and elbow this lanky cunt in to Bolivia?

it's 19-19. you guys need to stop riding dick and be objective

>>77381309
WHO IS THIS FUCK

>>77381385
was that joe rogan who said that?

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>>77381345
gemma tokyo

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>>77381383

god damn this fight's satisfying so far

DC cant keep walking through all the potshots

DC landing harder and pushing forward but Jones is landing more. Going to be interesting on the cards

Holy Fuck my boy DC is doing it

Even got the crowd behind him ;_;

LMAO

TALKING TO HIM LIKE HE'S GOT DOWN SYNDROME

>people think DC is winning

KEK

>>77381311
USADA won't let him take his dick pills anymore.

>>77381398
DC doing everything so far but hes going to gas

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What's the non meme score?

>>77381322
>20-19

>>77381373
yeah but she wasn't in the pit I thought someone pushed me and I tried to pull them in as a joke. I thought it was the dude who pushed me but it turned out to be a girl who was just passively standing on the edge and I grabbed her by the neck and pulled her in

JONES IS SHIT KEK

USADA

>>77381309
Sauce for petes sake

chill DC damn

29-28 jones

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

>>77381424

1 round each.

HEEEEEM AROPPY

THE ULTIMATE SUCCCCC

>>77381424
20-18 jones

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Jon Jones is stealing this round

Jon Jones is stealing this fight

why does DC have a rat hanging out the back of his pants

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>tfw DC gets DECISION'D

HEEM SLEEPY

Jones doesn't look like his usual self right?

BASED GOAT

>>77381424
97-4 DC

Fuck my life.

HEEEEEEEEM

OH SHIT JONES IS KILLING HIM

Jon Jones is great, fuck the plebs

>>77381349
Jones burns himself in the first 1.5 minutes of every round then nothing.

DED

JONES wins

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how many times has JBJ cheated on his wife?

MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

>>77381428
it's in the title you idiot. also, there goes the fight kek

>>77381362
No, please. Do kill that faggot, DC.

GOAT

THE KING IS BACK

>>77381440
DC!!!

HEEEEEEM

Is Chris Brown and Soulja Boy on this card?

>>77381305
>>77381305
>>77381305


I CALLED IT

DC retired.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM BOW DOWN TO THE GOAT

fluke

TOO FAT TOO OLD TOO SHIT

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

OOOOOOH SHIT

depressing

STILL THERE PUSSY

THEY WILL NEVER LEARN

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM

wow

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manlets btfo

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>77381424
DC 2 rounds so far

oh nooooo

jesus fuck

ITS OVER


HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM

FUCK NOOOO

JON BONES JONES

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

BLACKED

HOLY SHIT

IT IS ALL OVER

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>people expecting judges to call this correctly

STREAM LAGGED GG

DC has that old man brute strength

The only tools Jones has are avoiding the clinch and speedy combos

Which are nullified by Cormier's relentless pressure, stamina, timing and solid defense

HEEEM
DC BTFO

HEEM SLEEPY

Jesus christ

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APOLOGIZE

THE

END

IS

NIGH

THE

END

IS

NIGH

I unironically like Jones

Jones is shit kek

Gets dominated for two rounds and lands a lucky strike

'no'

AHAHAHAHAHHA

HEEEM DREAMS DESTROYED

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>B-B-B-B-BUT MUH STORYLINE
>B-B-B-B-BUT MUH GOOD GUY

INB4 THE FAT FUCK STARTS CRYING

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
CTE

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

IM UPSET

lol what the fuck just happened
I need a few different slow mo angles

ffs no, no no no n o NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DCCCCCCCCCCC

GOAT

GOAT

LIGHTS OUT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS I FUCKING TOLD YOU DHU(EI#FHUEIF

That was brutal damn!!!

Fucking Hell

holy shit

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77381440
Welp

>>77381434
you're dreaming

god damnit

everyday we stray further from god's light

>DKEKS

DC literally ate that kick top lel

STREAM DIED fuck what happened

aw shit

MIDGETS BTFO!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT WAS FUCKING VIOLENT

DAMN

HOLY SHIT FUCKING MURKED

JONNY BONES JONES

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

BONES

FUCK YES!!!

HAAHAH REDDIT BTFO

JONES /OURGUY/ BONES WINS AGAIN

RIP the stream