Main Event Time:
>UFC 214 Main Card on PPV (10 p.m. ET):
Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones
>ON NEXT
(c)Tyron Woodley vs. Demian Maia
Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger — (c) Cyborg wins via TKO round 3
Donald Cerrone vs. Robbie Lawler — Robbie Lawler def. Donald Cerrone, unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir — Volkan Oezdemir def. Jimi Manuwa, knockout (Round 1, 0:42)
>UFC 214 Undercard on FXX (8 p.m. ET):
Jason Knight vs. Ricardo Lamas — Ricardo Lamas def. Jason Knight, TKO (Round 1, 4:34)
Renan Barao vs. Aljamain Sterling — Sterling def. Barao by unanimous decision (29-28, 29-27, 30-26)
Renato Moicano vs. Brian Ortega — Ortega def. Moicano by submission (guillotine choke) at 2:59 of Round Three
Andre Fili vs. Calvin Kattar — Kattar def. Fili by unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
>UFC 214 Undercard on Fight Pass (6:30 p.m. ET):
Alexandra Albu vs. Kailin Curran — Albu def. Curran by unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
Jarred Brooks vs. Eric Shelton — Brooks def. Shelton by split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Josh Burkman vs. Drew Dober — Dober def. Burkman by KO (punch) at 3:04 of Round One
first for bray wyatt
BASED TYRON
BORING
BORING
did maia have a plan?
First for blacks don't have functioning brains or sentience
zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzZZZZZZZZZ
Rogan freaking out on his DMT or whatever its called right now
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING
First for booing
KHABIB VS TYRON PLEASE
THANK GOD IT'S FINALLY OVER
Easy win for Tyron, what a display
what a shitty fight
why the fuck do they still raise hands at the end, like the crowd didnt shit on them whole fight, lmao
I enjoyed it
How the fuck does Tyrone have any fans at all? Are the people who post him here all the time just trolls trying to bait /pol/tards? I'm genuinely confused.
EASY MONEY
Now fuck off Woodley and dont bore me again
Tyron is the worst fucking "champ" holy shit
No one is EVER going to buy a PPV if he is the main event
>>77379985
Holy shit this fight was worse than Anderson vs Maia
>>77379947
Did they chant it during the Woodley vs Maia?
why did maia waste his life pretending to learn to fight?
>>77380005
No you didn't.
>>77380010
Pretty much.
TWENTY THREE(23) TAKEDOWNS STUFFED
TWENTY
H
R
E
E
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHITEBOIS HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>G-g-g-gsp
>>77380057
yes
>>77380010
>How the fuck does Tyron have any fans at all?
He doesn't.
>Are the people who post him here all the time just trolls trying to bait /pol/tards?
Yes.
ludicrous display
>>77380010
Hahaha how does Woodley piss you off losers this much? An elite martial artist who fights and trains his mind off and does nothing than piss mindless losers like you lmao
DANA IS SEEETHING
TIME TO BLAME RACISM FOR PEOPLE BOOING
Woodley is such a bitch
How is someone with 1 hit KO power and stellar takedown defense so fucking boring?
woodely?
more like, what a wooden match, amirite ...
these boos
>>77380116
butt blasted nigger gtfo out of here faget
>>77380010
idk why people hate him, hes the most active champ right now
>>77380083
What a boring fight that was . Even the undercard was more entertaining. Let's hope the main event doesn't disappoint.
Wtf is with his voice? Doesn't match him at all. Reminds me of pica from one piece
0/24
Oh no how dare Woodley not get backpacked like the 7 other losers before him? Boooooo I'm a manchild boooooooo booooooooo [the next great white hype] will save us this time.
BASED RAMSEY
>Joe announces least amount of strikes thrown in a championship fights
>gets more cheers than Woodley
>>77380162
Guy wants to sound like tyson
I want to fuck Chuck
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Tyron claims he's the greatest in the world
Nick, please come back. Someone needs to beat up this cuck.
>>77380155
You're the one who is butt-blasted LMAO
6 more MONTHS of butthurt
I see you Gordon
IT WAS FUCKING RAW
>>77380183
Truth, I loved that fight. Insanely dominated Maia
Will anything happen in the GSP vs Woodley fight or will it be two lads circling and shadow feinting
Maia lost 2 title shots the same way.
>>77380191
So much so that you can't spell his name right.
>>77380183
It's okay. We know who was afraid of whom.
>>77380236
I enjoyed it as well although I picked Maia to win, absolutely based that Woodley didn't let himself get taken down even once.
>Wasting Gordon Ramsey's time
Anyone else here drunk trying to drown away the pain?
Gordon always looks so coked out
>>77380071
I did, I love one sided fights
>>77380236
Truth! So fucking based bro. He manhandled Maia yo. Shit was so cash
Is this consider cheating? Tyrone's muscles are too round and sweaty, he didn't give the white guy a fair chance
Can they do a do-over?
>>77380183
Maia lost, he isn't white anymore.
Just asked @GeorgesStPierre what he thought of that fight. His response:
"I want @bisping and Bisping wants me."
>>77380290
this
>>77380254
auehauehauehua
>maia
>white
no
JONES WILL SAVE US BOYS
>>77380317
Then you're in for a treat on August 26th
Fucking based PVZ.
What was Dana thinking here?
>>77380160
>active
>>77380309
stoned and there is no pain here, brother
Which round did Maia even win?
>>77380386
Fuck the corporate whore
God damn gsp Woodley sounds fucking terrible.
>>77380387
>>77380387
he was on twitter
IT'S TIME HOLY SHIT
Will GSP vs Woodley be the most boring title fight of all time?
Please Jones and DC let this be a goat fight. I dont even care who wins.
I predict Jones will KO DC inside 4 minutes.
>>77380391
normie scum.
>>77380013
Good luck man. How much do you stand to win?
Which banned substance will old man Jones test positive for this time?
>inb4 Jones DC is inexplicably boring as shit
>>77380406
Gladly.
anderson silva you absolutely suck!
Finally a fight
Reports are coming in that The Rock was leading the boos.
>>77380183
That was a boring ass fight you cant even deny that. Nobodys ever gonna get behind a champ that plays it so safe especially with the massive advantage he had on the feet with his insane tdd. Doesnt matter if hes white black brown or yellow thats bush league
Daniel! Drop the belt and put your hands in the air!
lads, this is gonna be great. Maia/Woodley sucked, but come on, I'm feeling it now.
POST UPDATED PICKS!
>>77380160
He's so active bro. He's so active he's hyperactive! Nigga needs ritalin he's so active. Based champion! Shit was so cash
>>77380387
>Can i cut a champion on a winning streak?
>>77380423
i swear i'll lose my shit
>Ali vs Frazier
What a shit comparison.
>>77380421
DMT
he met with Joe before the event
>>77380400
Round 1
Neither did anything meaningful but Maia was more active and aggressive
Why do Brits love boxing so much?
SAVE US JBJ AND DC
>>77380387
>"Yawn.....how much is Mc Gregor making me again?"
i cant keep my eyes open im so sleepy
fuck mma its too late
i hope DC knocks him off quick or submits him
i cant stand people winning due unfair reach
That fight was so boring USADA just gave Jon Jones a TUE to get coked up
>>77380352
When would that happen, a year from now?
Cormier is the definition of "literally shaking" and is going to get KO'd in round 2. Cormier will probably sudoku tonight after the fight....
G E T H Y P E
E
T
H
Y
P
E
>>77380421
Just like liddel, he's high on life
>>77379912
FOLLOW
THE BUZZARDS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
someone post sweaty pvz webm
Maia should've literally tried to run and jump on Woodleys back.
Just go full mad man, lounge at him.
>>77380075
>fucking racist still exists
succs
>>77380436
>he thinks this will be a fight
UFC is better than bo.....
daniel cormier you absolutely suck!
WHO HYPE AS FUCK HERE?!
LET'S GO
>>77380290
Fucking this.
Not sure what would be more hilarious, seeing old man jones get btfo or seeing the fatman still lose to him
Jones TKO in the 2nd screencap this
>has almost unbeatable TDD
>Maia hasn't stopped someone with strikes in 16 years
>gets the title of least amount of strikes thrown in a fight
Why is Woodley such a gigantic pussy?
cormier is getting heemed
HAPPENING
LADS I'M NOT FEELING THE HYPE PROPERLY WHAT'S HAPPENED
IT'S LIKE I DON'T REALISE WHAT IT'S ABOUT
weeeeeeew
ARE YOU READY FOR OBLIQUE KICKS SPINNING ELBOWS AND DIRTY BOXING!!!!!!!!!
Woodley or Mighty Manlet, who sells LESS ppv ?
THE CHAMP IS HERE
JBJ GETTING ME HYPE WOOOOOOOOOO
>>77380478
>random 20 something hottie with him
Livin the life
It's over
This is where Jon's legacy ends
GOAT
the chimp is here
conor would crush woodley
OH FUCK
IT'S HAPPENING
cormier is without a doubt our guy
WOOOOH
WOOOOOH
LET'S GO!!!!!!!
HERE
WE
GO
>>77380421
Yoel's cum. He will claim it was a tainted supplyment.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>succ meme era coming to an end
I'm going fullscreen lads
See you after the fight
>>77380497
yes i am hy as fuck
>>77380421
god i love asses
who is this demonic
> LETSSS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
He's shooked af
>>77380511
would you say you feel NUMB?
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
http://www.strawpoll.me/13572935
http://www.strawpoll.me/13572935
http://www.strawpoll.me/13572935
Pussy ass screaming.
Jones looks shook.
For me, DC in 3 rounds.
if jones doesn't get his belt back this entire card will be ruined for me. between that and woodleys africant style it will be spoiled
DC is literally about to get heemed
I don't know if hes just putting on a show or if deep down he knows it too
>>77380524
let's hope so senpai
JBJ gonna save UFC?
does /sp/ hate him?
>>77380507
Whitey's fault.
Jon "Can't Bone" Jones is going to win with ease.
needs more preggo in here desu
They should have put maia vs woodley on the first title shot.
Everyone knew it would be boring as fuck.
FIGHT ENDS IN A DQ
screencap this
>screencap this
>>screencap this
got the feeling dc is going to just rush him like lawler did and get a ko uppercut in (screenshot this)
LADS HELP ME GET HYPE
>>77380511
its super bright outside, killing my vibe
>>77380507
Why are jiujitsu guys such pussies?
>muh positioning
THIS IS IT LADS.
GO DC! BEAT THAT CRACKHEAD LOSER JON JONES.
>>77380478
wtf is gordon thinking with that hair
Did Joney get a haircut?
>>77380537
Cormier is reddit's guy
HARD WORK IS WHAT?
>cocaine
>>77380576
>>77380576
THE CHAMP IS HERE
card's pretty boring
WOOOO
Least strikes ever thrown is a championship match
Nice job, MMA is now slap dance
>>77380515
JJ looks best with clothes on
>>77380537
No he wouldn't, Woodley is too explosive
>JJ screaming
He's on snow again lads.
Why does DC never have visible abs?
Cant believe I stayed up till 6am to watch my boy DC get beat The fuck out
>>77380439
>That was a boring ass fight you cant even deny that
Oh wow really? you thought it was going to be an exciting fight? you thought it would be anything different? are you dumb or something? He should risk losing his belt just so haters like you(yes I know you hate him) would make fun of him for getting back-packed?
Get rekt
>24 takedowns and 0 landed
Not even once
>>77380577
I'm tired as fook
This better be good
This fight is going to end in a retarded way. You saw it here first
>>77380571
How do I get women pregnant
HOW MANY LINES DID JONES RAIL BEFORE WALKING OUT
Jon, I hope you've had an erection for more than 4 hours cause imma suck that dick.
does DC realize how triggered he gets around Bones?
oh based god bones looks fucking murderous right now
>>77380462
kek
whitebois on suicide watch
How many eye pokes will Jones get away with during this fight?
do i have future in UFC lads?
DC KNOCKS OUT JON IN THE 3RD ROUND
team dc
>>77380576
Tyron Wooslel didn't do it for you!?! He was ACTIVE brah! Shit was cash!
Frankly as an Albuquerque resident I don't like Jones. But I don't like Cormier either. So fuck it all.
Jones losing this. Looks and sounds like an old man overnight after quitting steroids and hgh. He looks emaciated and emotional.
>INB4 JON'S TAINTED DICKPILLS SHOW UP IN POST-FIGHT DRUG TEST AND IT'S DEEMED A NO-CONTEST
>>77380571
Noice
>>77380571
Did he buy his mom those tits?
jon loses a point due to eye gouging
>>77380598
we're already in here
>>77380590
Not really desu
>>77380483
I was hoping Maia would imanari roll
knew this card was overrated t/b/h
211 was better
AND NOW
>>77380571
JUGGERNAUTED
>>77380590
Thanks for spicing this thread up a bit.
>>77380590
WHO
WE MADE IT
>>77380590
whos the semen demon
Come on DC
>>77380507
cause he wanted gsp
Coke aside, he'll dominate this fight.
Do people really think DC can win by anything ovther than decision?
>>77380580
I think not being able to beat a pussy over 25 minutes makes you an even bigger pussy
>>77380571
ellenberger sure is a shit fighter but he found a good one and locker her in didnt he
GET READY FOR THE SUCC JON
BONES LOOKS GREAT
>>77380600
I'm just glad Dana will fuck over Tyron at every opportunity. He'll never get a bonus. He'll never be the main event of any card.
DC is espresso coffee
JBJ is Monster Zero Ultra
BONEZ
>>77380618
Are you a eunoch?
>>77380420
870 cuckbucks. Can you not math?
So Jones is going to win this, right?
Jon's new look is odd
>>77380590
name?
>>77380576
Imagine JJ balldeep in your wife.
DC 2PAC LOOOOOL
>>77380571
>tyrone's mom is a milf with epic tits
wtf
>>77380606
JAAAAAANICE
What do you do if you are DC and you have been just knocked out in the third round by Jon Jones?
Do you pull a Dominic Cruz and give an inspirational and philosophical speech about losing?
Or do you run away and hide your face, never to be seen again?
>Reminder that Big John is cucking Jon by reffing this fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/jon-jones-explains-problem-with-big-john-mccarthy-says-we-dont-have-the-best-energy
>>77380618
As an octagon girl maybe
>>77380507
Beats better guy
I'd laugh so hard if jones broke his leg doing that cartwheel
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77380642
>>77380639
Mandy Muse - Step Siblings Secret
>>77380655
>le spam takedowns backpack man
NOT EVEN ONCE!
>>77380324
How much money you lose chump?
>>77380655
Main event the prelims.
it's funny you'd think two tired guys would end up on the ground, but it's the opposite - it takes too much energy to preform takedowns lol
>>77380667
But Joana doesn't have balls
does he
god damn let jones beat cormier, so sick of cormiers shit tier faggot attitude. every time he opens his mouth it's a shit sandwich of negativity. FUCK OFF CORMIER you popeyes munching piece of shit.
Why boo dc he's a nice guy
>>77380643
50 quid in the gutter m9
DC going to gas running in!
RIGHT ABOVE IT NIGGERS
>>77380653
I AIN'T NO SIZE TWO
I'VE WAITED 2 YEARS FOR THIS SUCC
This fight is actually happening. REFUSED to get hyped until I saw Jon in the octagon and now that he is, I'm hyped lol.
jones going to fuck this fatty up
fucking gay ass """sport"""
It is almost the same beat ffs.
>>77380075
>couldn't knock out a guy with no boxing
kek. What happed to manuwa again?
wasting energy by running to the cage
>>77380666
He looks old. Usada fucked him
I hate both fighters what do i do
>not coming out to DMX
Ya blew it
>>77380590
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!1ONZE1
BEAT THIS FUCKING JUNKIE DC!!!
D C
C
BUT IT WAS CORMIER'S TURN!
Just getting ready for when he gets heemed. Holy fuck he's pooping his pants on the walkout...Jones has a condo complex in his head.
jones going to get USADA'd in the cage that bitch with the glasses will be waiting with is violation papers
>Casuals think Jon "coke" Jones will actually win this
Kek my boy D.C. Is about to wrestlefuck him just like he did Anderson.
DC is too emotional, he's gonna gas
Jones looks so bad
off the gas, he's getting heemed by DC
ONLY HEAVEN RIGHT ABOVE IT YA DIIIIIIG
why did jon jones get such a pop.
he is literal shitty human being.
>>77380590
This is a worksafe board. I'm at my job at the corporate offices of Bank of America in Houston, TX and I'm going to get fired because of this gif.
>>77380699
same here, bro.
hype as a mother fucker
DC running OMG!!! Hes already gassed, GG mates jones got this in the bag.
>Jon Jones walkout song not Clapton's "Cocaine"
why even drugs
>>77380680
Thanks anon
H-ha!
>>77380701
Go watch wwe you loser
FUCK LADS ITS HYPE NOW
DC already looking too emotional
Passion the fall of the hero
Jones has an injury.
Calling it now.
LET GO DC
DC is gonna get destroyed unfortunately
>>77380387
lmao jesus please tell me you edited it and he wasn't legit that red
dc lookin shook af
LET'S GOOOOOOO
>>77380696
BUT I CAN WRESTLE GOOD
>>77380281
This fight had much less dancing. And Woodley probably didn't say
>Where's your jiu-jitsu, playboy?
>>77380661
Take a look at my flag
>>77380707
His haircut makes him look awful
>>77380723
boo hoo
JON JONES IS SHOOKED
I REPEAT
JON JONES IS SHOOKED
DC IS GOING TO END HIS LIFE
JON JONES BY SUICIDE BY MIDNIGHT
DC confirmed for watching Ballers
>>77380681
Oh for sure Dana didn't want Maia to win, that's why he fucked him on the camp. But after that performance he'll be trying to help literally anyone else take Tyron out.
please win jon so we can have jones vs gus 2
Argh my bladder's feeling full
What do I DO
>>77380719
I feel sorry for you my friend.
Go fat boy
>>77380708
>hating the class act family man with the crack head degenerate nigger
Might as well hang yourself
Is this fight going to be good?
>>77380674
Herb Dean is the worst ref in this sport do Jones needs to stfu
>>77380736
DC's been a nervous wreck all weak desu and Jones has been calm
ITS FINALLY HABBENING AGAIN
I need DC to win so the succ doesn't end
Is DC white?
if DC wins im 5/5 and will have the confidence to start betting on fights
pls DC
I need to take a shit.
>>77380643
GL fellow brit.
>>77380685
Lmao?! Lost? LOST?? My money is active brah! Like Qooaley brah! That nigga is ACTIVE! WOOOOOOO champ ion SUPREME
>>77380719
nah, he is too little to hold him down
>tfw Woodley's shite performance soured my mood so hard I can't get as hyped for the main any more
Man fuck that cunt.
Why are these things on so fucking late
>that scream
>>77380743
what happened here?
IMMA EAT THAT DICK LIKE POPEYES, BOY
>>77380755
Use your piss bottle, dummy.
FIRST EYE POKE WHEN?
>>77380667
Jon's dick doesn't work though.
DC fighting for whitebois worldwide tonight.
>dc is motivated
nigga is almost 40
>>77380744
AND I CAN THROW YOU
FUCK DC
FUCK AKA
WAR BONES
why are these threads filled with fucking fags?
Whats DCs song?
What did Jones walk out to? Was it hype?
I unirinically fucking love DC, based af
LAST CALL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13572935
http://www.strawpoll.me/13572935
http://www.strawpoll.me/13572935
Pls win DC.
>>77380755
piss your pants, bitch.
>>77380762
>who is mazzagatti
>>77380770
yes
>>77380755
Run during announcement
THEY LITERALLY MADE IT INTO THE CAGE AAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHH
Woodley will never be a main event ever.
DC is the white guy
>>77380780
word
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
TWELVE
W
E
L
V
E
INCHES
>>77380782
Jones threw him around down at the bell
>>77380753
That's why he's getting a big money fight against GSP next!
Seriously bro, I can't wait to keep reading about all the ways GSP is gonna beat him. I'm amped! And then after that you can start wanking over the next guy lmao.
>two wins over rumble
let's be real, rumble didn't even half ass their second fight, he was already out the door
>>77380780
what time is it in bongistan?
i'm sure prayer is any minute now, no?
you still there, pussy?
>>77380678
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is DC so fat?
>>77380749
Usada screwed Jones. Dc sees that and is why he got a confidence boost.
Just put some mac n cheese in the microwave
Gonna enjoy this one
>>77380777
same
plus all the stream and network problems I had during that fight
if it happens again I might lose it.
Cormier looks obese. Fat fucking snitch faggot.
>>77380790
I've got some bad news for you about what race DC is, my man.
WHO DC HERE LADS
>>77380790
I remember taking this picture during date night. This is my gf. Nah jk I have no life
>>77380116
bitch he fights are boring as fuck, and the nigger plays it super safe just to win. Noone like a bitch scared champ, who avoids action at every corner on purpose - FUCK HIM SCARED BITCH FIGHTS LIKE A FAG
Top 20 meme providers
1. Schaub
2. DC
3. McGregor
4. Joanna
5. Anderson
6. Cody
7. Paige
8. Karolina
9. TJ
10. Rose
11. Ronda
12. Diaz Bros
13. Chael
14. Khabib
15. Bisping
16. Platinum Perry
17. Cro Cop
18. Overreem
19. Mousasi
20. Rory
Why are you rooting for Jon Jones?
Does anyone here seriously think DC will win? he's gonna get fucking finished... it's gonna be horrible.
*blocks your poke*
>Big John McCarthy
>>77380793
I'VE GOT THAT BOOM-BOOM THAT ALL THE FIGHTER'S WANT
>Has a whole foot reach advantage
kek
>>77380795
anon, 4chan is a gay website.
>>77380798
DC GOT THIS
Is it me or Jones looked bigger? Especially back and shoulders.
HERE WE GO
Cormier needs to win this one. I need my money back.
jon jones moved further into his prime and dc further out of his prime, it's already over
anyone have a decent low quality stream that won't lag for me :(
>>77380837
DC is a fat whiny cunt.
>>77380799
DC wins via the Weidman special. Jones will break his chicken legs when DC checks a kick.
>dcc
>goat anything
THISISSSSSSA
>12'' reach advantage
muh dick
It wasn't woodleys fault, it was just a boring matchup.
how does DC look so fat?
Does he even do cardio?
>>77380837
He's a good Christian unlike Daniel "God isn't real lol" Cormier
>"Jon I am going to suck that big black dick until you cum like a baby gorilla and there's nothing you can do about it you piece of sub-human garbage"
Jesus DC really hates Jon
>>77380797
The champ is here
>>77380549
elizabeth zaks
LEGGOOOOOOOO
>>77380836
>DC
>above mcgregor
DC fans are so cringeworthy
>>77380585
FORM VOLTRON
>>77380845
can confirm, am gay
HOW READY ARE YOUR BODIES
>T W E L V E INCH REACH ADVANTAGE
THIS
FIGHT
IS
O G R E
I AM TOO HYPED
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
Jones is pure swag
He's in Fatmier's head
>>77380842
ALL THE RIGHT PUNCHES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES
>>77380837
i've been a fan since his ufc debut. also, dc's a fat, hypocritical, sanctimonious FAG.
>>77380834
>Justin Long posting on /sp/
not all that surprised desu
>lookseedo
i like both guys
imagine that
LET'S FUCKING GO BOYS!!!
I'm a Bones fan but I'm thinking DC wins this. He looks focused af.
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>>77380818
Dana just did that because he needs to get GSP back in to fight somebody and Bisping is an even shittier champ than Woodley, so he's not getting it.
I doubt GSP will beat him, but I certainly hope he does.
Easy jones win, dc fags delusional
Man DC looks fat.....
>you will never be black
ITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77380796
got u senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHZtMNbrmWE
GO DC!!!!!!
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77380856
He got ran out of the heavyweight division because Cain always tapped that ass in sparring.
>>77380798
>loves DC
>posts bones
Dc will use leg kicks this fight and kill jones
>>77380845
guiltyyy hehe
>>77380780
5:40
lol those facial expressions. DC is such a faggot.,
DC is white. Prove me wrong
>It's-a-Cormier-performs-gay-sex-on-the-mat-for-25-minutes match
Yes/No?
MY HEART SAYS DC
BUT MY MIND SAYS JON
DC is fat! FAT! but he bout to do it
BOTH OF THESE COWARDS SHOULD BE HEAVYWEIGHT.
IF YOU ARE AT LEAST 5'4" YOU SHOULD BE A HEAVYWEIGHT, NO EXCUSES.
I truly can see how can Cromier win this fight, if Cromier wins, Jones confirmed PEDs abuser
>tfw not even shemales can distract me
so so nervous for DC
Just woke up from my Woodley induced nap. I miss anything?
Is this the ultimate White man vs black man fight?
Oh shit! Is Big John reffing?
this lighting making it look like a movie.
>>77380827
you get it
JON JONES BY COKE + VIAGRA OD BY MIDNIGHT
>>77380882
same here. but someone's gotta lose, baby.
He's so annoying
>>77380890
Why would you do jumping jacks like that? You would tire yourself out before it even starts.
HERE WE GO
I'M HYPED AF
>tfw I report the illegal youtube streams and they get taken down straight away
Is it just me that isn't the least bit moved by these two niggers fighting?
>>77380890
You'll never be white either
Jones looks so fucking weird without the beard
>inb4 DC pulls a Weidman on Jones and snaps his chicken legs in half
>>77380872
>brazil
that goes without saying
>>77380893
nice gif bro.
u been saving it for this moment?
2sweetme
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*deducts a point*
>>77380905
With the way tonight has been going? Likely.
Jon jones looks like a bigger, more roided Anderson Silva
>tfw you remember fedor emelianegro coming out of nowhere to fill in as a sub for the strikeforce gp
DC BABY!
HOLY FUCK MY INTERNET WENT OUT BEFORE WALKINS AND I SPENT 5 MINUTES WITH MY ASSHOLE IN MY SHOES TRYING TO GET MY INTERNET TO WORK AGAIN
ITS FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
>Dc's nickname is literally his initials
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>77380862
DC is a human chode
Did he just say woopsie-doo style fighter?
gloves have touched
WHY DO THEY FUCK AROUND FOREVER. Entrances. Announcements. Introductions. JUST FUCKING FIGHT
HOLY FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY HERE
THE SUCCENING IS HAPPENING
JON JONES FINALLY GOT HIS DICK TOGETHER
How bad would Jones btfo Conor McGoober?
>tfw ate all my snacks
Why do people boo DC?
hey pussy you still there?
>fatmier
>"light" heavyweight
>2nd place at the NCAA championship, losing to Cael Sanderson
>lost at the Olympics to eventual gold medalist
>lost to Jon Jones
Cormier is not meant to ever be a REAL champion.
>>77380387
>YO! FORM ELECTRODE!
>>77380936
HYPE BOIS
ITS FINALLY TIIIIME
TriHard Cx
>>77380942
>>77380895
Thanks pham
>le angry face
>>77380928
Good work m8!
ITTTTTTTT'S TIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEEE
Jones is a genetically altered superior athlete who will KO DC inside 2 rounds.
HAHA TIME FOR SUCC
>"h-hey p-p-p-pussy, are you s-still there?"
>>77380926
A few jumping jacks doesn't tire out an athlete like it does you, Anon.
DC = Rico Strong
>>77380909
>not holding up pigg rigg
come on senpai
BIG JOHN IS SHOOK
WHY ARE THEY TOUCHING GLOVES!!!!
I'm from 10 minutes in the future. In the first round, Daniel Cormier knocks out Jones with an uppercut.
JONES TAKEDOWN
>ONLY MOMENTS AWAY FROM GETTING THAT SUCC
HEEEM SLEEEPYYYYY!
>>77380960
>forever #2
>>77380956
Because they don't like fat snitch manlet faggots.
>>77380955
Uh oh. Better wait till the fight is over anon.
HOLD ME LADS
OH SHIT BOIIIIIIIIIIIII
inb4 that one weirdo cuck anon finds an excuse to call jon jones "the perfect bull"
HOLY shit jon bones is in DC's head you can see it
damn
Odds Jones loses a point for eye pokes?
HEEEEEEEMED
IT'S ALL OVER
>>77380951
can you say that in your sexy new zealand accent?
>>77380965
>ice kids
Mitch made him.
JUST
LIKE
THAT
>>77380964
I want DC to win because of all the shit he's taken, being called a fake champion
>>77380928
>being this mad that you paid for this shit card
>>77381000
self fulfilling prophecy la
Now this is a fucking fight
THIS IS THE FIGHT
Coumier is lit tonight
DC getting bodied again hahahaha
WORLD STAR
>>77381033
still a chode
DC looking like Muggsy Bogues
Jones looks rusty desu
jones is lightning fast good lord
>CSPC
qué
jones is looking good
>SUPERMAN PUNCH
>NOT A GOOD GUY
>NOT A BAD GUY
>HE'S THE GUY
how the fuck does bones make lhw?
inb4 his little chicken legs
>>77381048
Underrated my Irish friendo
Why is a baby fighting a grown man?
>>77381062
doesn't eat popeye
DCucks let's hear about that ring-rust now
>>77381060
Based Big Bones Working The Smarks
rogan calling out his co commentator
Havent seen a size disadvantage this big since Mcgregor diaz
spicy fight so far
DC looks sharp
>>77381060
dc marks SEETHING
jones is shook
>>77381074
(you) me next time pussy
cormi is 38 years old btw
DC is fucking hilarious. This fight is hilarious
NEW THREAD
>>77381103
>>77381103
>>77381103
NEW THREAD
DC took that round
NOT SO GOOD WITHOUT YOUR ROIDS ARE YOU YOU FUCKING JUICEHEAD JUNKIE
KILL THIS NOG DC
Jones' round, what a round too as well
10-9 JBJ
cormier doing it for the manlets. cormier doing for the whites
how is this now your guy again?
Almost makes up for that last one
>>77379837
someone make thread 16
>>77381089
you mean since mcgregor vs aldo
Good round. DC is looking good
DC IS THE FUCKING MAN
>>77381128
LEL
jones finally learned how to close his fingers eh
>>77381145
the main event is on lad
HEADBUTT
THIS FIGHT HAS IT ALL
>>77381188
had to with the new rules
HEAD BUMP
anyone have a non-shit stream dear christ
>>77381201
Eye-pokes when?
>>77381219
fuck off
10-9 jones
>>77381219
Get ace stream maple nigger
>>77381224
Soon
>>77381219
Look at the image name.
DC gassed
>>77381219
WWE Network $9.99
dc needs to grab the neck and feed him uppercuts, it's been his main success in both the jones and gus fights
callin it right now. Jones is getting shadowrealmed tonight.
>>77380928
man I was watching that :C
I just want to fucking cast this to my TV but Google are jews and only allow the Pixel to cast to Chromecast
I'm so fucking done with this phone
>>77381241
>>77381261
>>77381251
>>77381269
get fucks fags
here bro>>77381219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8suDqpIh780
JONES FUCKED UP
HE FUELED THE FIRE AND CREATED A MONSTER IN DC
for alpha males both dc and jones are dorks
>>77379837
Reading the autistic interpretations of this fight makes me doubt that anyone in /heem/ knows what the fuck they're talking about. Are we even watching the same fight?
OH SHIT
FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMM
DC KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HELL YEAH, FUCK YOU DC YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!
DC LEAVING THE OCTAGON
This referee wanted to see DC diying.
There is something off with Jones. He seems like a shell with nothing inside. Can not connect with that guy at all
daniel boohoo cormier
JON JONES WINS BY MORAL VICTORY TOO
BROCK LESNAR GOT CALLED OUT
fuck guys Im so bummed out. Nearly cried during the post fight...never has a sporting event brought so much emotions out in me
>>77381884
ironically he seems really high on himself