UFC 214 Thread #9

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first for based big dog

not a sport

/a/

hue

Schaub bless

GIVE EVINGER YOUR EYE POKES

bold strategy

in b4 Evinger subs Cyborg

Mark it bros

Really? A eye poke?

Cyborg you can murder this muffin top just end this slaughter. Stop playing with your food.

>>77377323
Angry cyborg incoming

TU ENTIENDES

WTF CYBORG LOOKS LIKE SHIT LMAO

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UPSET

>>77377396
BBDWTS

manborg shouldn't fight women

Dat mombod is sexy. I'm gettin a chub on.

>>77377396
BBDWTS

What happened?

Did she poke Cyborgs cock?

RIP Tonya rip

bookies about to blow the fuck out of /heem/

>entiendes?

you can call timeouts?

>>77377396
BBDWTS

Somehow even a cyborg fight is boring

THE FUCKING STATE OF WMMA

early thread

>>77377396
Fuck Roman.

>can you see?
Fucking amazing work there doctor

evinger seems like secretly crazy trailer trash

FIGHT OF THE NIGHT!! what a good matchup!!!!

cyborg hasn't fucked her up yet whats going on

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>POSSIBLY FIVE ROUNDS OF THIS

>>77377440
Travis Browne made it vogue

>>77377460
>secretly

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MY EYES

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>>77377396
spicy

>>77377421
kek brazilians dont speak espanol

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> wmma

F

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Its only round one of five and I want this to be over.

>>77377443
BRING HONDA BACK

>>77377460
Secretly?

what happened to bundabro

>>77377450

bump limit retard

Tonya looks like a redneck housewife. The belly is living its own life

Wmma was a mistake

Cyborg winning the fight, but Evinger winning the decision

cant fight a lick but shes tough old broad

Evinger is like a female roy nelson

This is like someone with a low level character trying to solo a raid boss.

>>77377443
cyborg is playing with her

My stream died, can anyone spot me another one please?

Just put 5 hundo on blue

That tranny can't finish her and is gonna gas out

holy fuck what an ass beating

>>77377467
No way Evinger can take 4 more rounds

>>77377467
>>77377486
i'll kill myself before this goes to five

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Reminder that the only sport where females are worth watching is archery.

>evinger
>largely unphased

ARE U KIDDING ME m8

Fuck WMMA. This is shit shouldn't be on a fucking ppv.

Anyone else fucking hate women?

TITO
I
T
O

>>77377509
kek

wayward attempt

>>77377477
>>77377492
afaik she hasn't said anything too retarded, but she has the look 100%

someone get cyborg her jungle juice

Based Dad-bod Dyke!

Thunder

>>77377502
Wut

This actually went to the 2nd fucking round.

If cyborg gasses and evinger wins I would be so happy

who let this mom into the cage?

is evinger pregnant?

Cyborg making this long on purpose so people see her more.....

I wonder if evinger's house is parked outside the arena

That was an H-Bomb she just ate

>>77377521
not beach volley

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They picked up a bag lady from the streets and made her fight a man from Brazil.

this seems like a work. cyborg seems like shes fighting at 10%

>>77377509
Shut the fuck up nerd

Evinger can win if she gets a takedown she has better bjj and that wins fights against superior strikers proven

Evinger got that white trash take punches from the husband chin

She can take the beating

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>>77377521

wtf i thought that was round 2

Evinger made it to round 2!
Now it's Tonya Time!

How can they do this to their own fucking company?

>>77377516
thats like the worst bet ever

You would have did better betting on michael phelps vs a shark

roidborg

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>the state of tonya evinger's torso

>le running away and looking at the clock chubby dyke

Who sanctions this domestic violence

>>77377519
>>77377467
>>77377518
wtf it's actually a decent fight.

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>>77377396
based big dog working the fight fans

NEED A STREAM

MINE HEEM'D ITSELF

This is a joke.

The soccer mom lasted 3 rounds already

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>>77377554

>>77377514
Vipbox.nu

>>77377550
yes i was thinking the same, is just to say wmma 145 division is strong

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>5 rounds

Beltran needs to end this fight and start grinding up Cyborg's smoking hot body immediately.

>>77377422

Cyborg always looks like shit.

She's got the rudimentary Chute Boxe striking style that would have gotten any man not competing against women only KO'd a long time ago.

>>77377525
Broken skull!

>this is what a professional athlete looks like

>>77377549
not anymore

>>77377587
09dc14dea98d34261bac35cb0c6d0de1c6d9be03

i'm distracted by her fat jiggles

>>77377521
What a slut
Accentuating that one tit

10-8 Boxing fans

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A FIVE ROUND FIGHT?

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silencerco
UFC Welterweight Champion, @twooodley is fighting to maintain his honorable title. Fight the Noise, Tyron... and the championship. #mma #ufc
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXJBblEjrb2/

> best female fighter ever
> can't put away a random soccer mom that hasn't seen a gym in years
> the absolute pathetic state of woman's MMA

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>>77377524

Soccer mom is going down soon.

>>77377323
Why does this division exist?

cyborg could beat up frankie edgar

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>MMA

Get me out, when does F1 start?

>literally watching my mum get beaten up by a brazilian lad

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Name a fighter who would be a less marketable champ than Tanya Evinger

>everyone hyped up Cyborg at 145
>she doesn't look good or overpowering at all
She will win but it should be more one sided

Tonya 'Grapes of Wrath' Evinger has seen harder times than this

>>77377633
So Cybrog doesn't have to cut the steroids.

What joke putting this as co main over Lawler cowboy

>>77377558
I'll shut your mum up, m8!

>>77377641
Mighty Mouse

>>77377622
her belly and ass extend the same amount from her torso

>>77377629
>Casual doesn't even see that cyborg is barely trying

>Ultimate
what did the ufc mean by this?

>>77377641
Mighty Mouse

>>77377633
For Cyborg

Evingers got some heart I think anyone else would have quit by now

>>77377626
I think it's a championship fight. These two women are like the only two in the featherweight division

>>77377641
Demien Maia.

Pick one

You have to live in the body of Cyborg for 3 years or marry Evinger for 5 years and have sex with her every week.

>>77377629
>random soccer mom
shes dominates the trailer park bro

>>77377641
cyborg

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>>77377623

Not a very nice comment about someone who could end you from another zip code.

Was there a titty?

Longer this goes i can see Lady Evinger beating this dude.

>inb4 cyborg gets gassed, cant finish this hick, and we get 25 minutes of it

They should just make a unisex progressive division where they let in trannies and the disabled and landwhales and shit.

>5 rounds

please end this now

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Imagine paying for this.
haha fucking pay fags

>>77377666
oh yeah derp you're right. forgot about the new division

I don't think Evinger even knows how to fight

She keeps TURNING away from punches, not even flinching, but straight up turning around

She advances without even looking at Cyborg and makes it look like she wants to punch empty air

Damn

>>77377668
lel

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poor anon here...

can i get a link from you broooothers?

>>77377667
I really really like this post mind if I use it for myself

>>77377684
Don't you get the show for free?

>>77377666
Tonga's going down to wbw if she loses. CYBORG STANDS ALONE!

Cyborg is Wanderlai Silva in drag

Is Evinger really the Invicta champ? How TF is she gassed after 1 round?

>>77377668
Plow that hot soccer mom brah

Not even hard
>unless we're talking about my dick

This needs to end SOON

Evinger is too tough for her own good. She's just surviving.

#BRINGBACKWANDYCYBORG

SHE CAN'T EVEN FINISH HER WTF FFF this almost into the 3 round

Is it just me or is cyborg fighting like a braided Sagat? Just her stance and movement. Half expecting a TIGERRR

>>77377681
Nick Newell was pretty good

imagine dana if evinger wins

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>>77377521
>not posting the Queen

>>77377673
Anyone could with a gun. Because this cunt chooses antique weaponry does not impress me..

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>>77377641
GDR, unless we can confirm ayy lmao's watch ufc

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>MFW Tanya Dan Hendersons Cyborg and knocks her out.

>this difference in athleticism

this is like jon jones vs a decent high school wrestler

>>77377667
>not seeing the market potential of Reebok official Demian Maia UFC backpacks

>>77377664
Ronda would have armbarred her in the first

Fuck off and finish this shit Cyborg, I don't want to see three more rounds of this.

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How much money would you have to be paid to spend an entire night in a 1988 Winnebago with Tonya Evinger, sex is required and you must ejaculate at least 3 times.

I guess Cyborg really is off roids if she can't sheem this fat lez.

>>77377692
you can come to my house and watch it on my tv

little does the crowd know that Evinger is actually Rousey after a year off and binging on twinkies

>>77377684
imagine being too poor to afford paying for this. poor fags btfo

>>77377668
Fuck evinger

Heem incoming

>C-section scars
>sport
pick 1

If this fight goes on much longer Evinger is gonna get cut

small country getting btfo

>>77377695
Save it, my friend! It's all yours!

evinger a veteran of trailer park spousal abuse, this is nothing for her

God I want her to eat a kick to the mouth when she ducks her head like that

>>77377668
Cyborg. She probably has a bigger dick than me anyway. Win-fucking-win.

This probably isn't the first time in Evinger's life she's gotten beat up by a man

>>77377702
It's part of her plan. 4D

Evinger trying to use telepathy to get her corner to throw the towel

>>77377641
Germain De Rondamie

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>Cyborg off peds can't finish
>people surprised

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>>77377716
>compound

lmao pleb

>>77377718
>anyone could

false

>>77377740
>>77377740
She's on a 7 fight win streak and stepped up no way they do that

Mickey Rourke vs a Brazilian man

>>77377728
Thanks anon!!! address please!

>>77377684

I bought this fully expecting this and the Woodley fight to be boring

how was this fight even commissioned

is cyborg a dyke too?

Can the ref call a fight because its shit?

Does Evinger have a tattoo on her belly ?

are you guys dumb? its obvious that Cyborg isnt finishing it on purpose, Dana probably told her to make it last the whole 5 rounds

>>77377668
I'll talk her into fighting at 125

WMMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Based USADA

>>77377738
.

is evinger /ourgirl/?

i bet a lot of people lost money getting greedy on Cyborg inside the 1st or 2nd round

>>77377764
She finished her last two fights in the UFC.

>>77377716
As hot as she is, I pretty sure that's impressive to stay in that stance for so long.

7s coming

>>77377772
yeah actually

>>77377723
FUCK how could I have been so blind

>>77377719
didn't know malcom gladwell got into MMA

I want to marry Evinger so I can wife beat her.

>>77377726
$10

>>77377731
>damage control
>"Womens mma is good guys, glad I bought it"

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these slo-mo's are fucking comedy gold

be honest could you beat cyborg in a fight?

>>77377777
based sevens of divine wisdom

I see cyborg gassing and evinger getting a 5th round sub

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>mfw have 1 dollar on Evinger winning with a Gogoplata in the 5th round
>mfw gonna win 1 million dollars

cyborg is just making this fhgt long so people can see she can fight more then 1 round without gassing

>>77377771
No she has a boyfriend and the dude isnt bad looking either

>>77377604
they keep talking her up like she's fucking mike tyson in his prime or some shit

amanda nunes looks way better than this juicehead

>both coachs just yelling over each other

this is so white trash ahhahahaha

i'll buy fightpass sub for 3 years if this dogshit fight goes to decision

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>>77377777
wasted quints why the fuck would he do that? This fight is shit

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what emotion is she conveying

ROUND 4 LETS GO!!

Holy shit how is Evinger still there

Cyborg is literally going to kill this chick

>>77377777
Exactly. Too many casuals in this thread desu.

Cyborg would fucking kill this dumb soccer-mom chick in 20 seconds if she wanted

>>77377777
Quints confirm Dana sent Evinger to get murdered.

Someone post the titty grab

Evinger fights like Homer Simpson. Take all the punishment until Cyborg gasses.

>>77377825
Focus

evinger will win by lucky heem

mark my words

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GDR at home seething

Tonya's face isn't even messed up !?

womens wrestling was a mistake

>the city of GDR

>>77377777
Checked my hue hue friend

>>77377777
Checked

>>77377731
Imagine paying for this shit.

>>77377777
based anderson letting us know whats up

Evinger is actually still in this.

>>77377726
like $100.

I have to be able to hose her down before though.

>>77377692
i also need

HAHAHA TONYA THINKS ITS 3 ROUNDS
>Cruz and Rogan Roasting GDR

>>77377785
evinger's face is frozen in the "oh fuck" expression. also based joe shitting on GDR again.

>>77377723
That's actually incredible.>>77377725

>>77377785
if you watched Invicta she's been your girl for a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaKDPsBgy9Y

Like female Rocky

>>77377726
Does she reimburse you after?

>>77377788

on peds

HEEM SHEEMY

Cyborg ask you to join a threesome with Jessica Lange in her prime. What do you say?

Jessica Lange in her prime: https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx3bi1QIeS1qizmg7o1_400.jpg

STOP THIS FIGHT. ITS A MASSACRE

>>77377825
she has heart!

Cruz going in on GDR haha

>bitch used to be a construction worker

wew lad

>the principality of GDR

Each strike she absorbs with her head is another month off of her life just fucking throw the towel

>>77377825
channeling her inner trailer park

It's orger

Waste of timee

>>77377806
Pump me full of all the steroids he's taking and we'll see

>four fucking knees to the face

boring

>former construction worker

Anik, we can fucking see that.

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Women are biologically programmed to give birth and rear children.

This is a farce and should not be supported.

boooo

CYBORG LOOKING FRESH MY MAN

SHEEEEEEM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8suDqpIh780&feature=player_embedded

here u go boy perfect stream
2sweetmebros

thank fuck its over

yikes those knees were brutal

Alright boys fuck this fight, who else hype for twood to come out to song of OJ?

>>77377875
finished this one too

Well, that wasn't competitive at all.

She might be the least athletic-looking human being on planet earth.

Is this what ugly woman on ugly woman rape is like

>>77377878
Nope

Evinger did construction explain the trailer trash stink

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SUPERMAN PUNCH

sHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>77377855
>Doubting Christopher Cyborg.

>>77377728
yea I'd come, I'm in GA current

WMMA needs to be kill

Fucking noise off that knee

OUCH

>SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

That Dyke can take a punch though, I'll give her that

Cyborg literally just beat her up for what, 3 rounds straight.

Bloody hell. What was Evinger's game plan? Survive?

gg wp

this division ded

>that knee sound

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Thought she was going to troll me

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

SHEEM SLEEPY

GG WP CLOSE

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>yfw realizing Woodley vs Maia may be even more boring that this

This was like a light sparing for cyborg she is not even sweating

>>77377910
>song of OJ

fucking kek, dana would veto that in a heartbeat

Blue girl gave up that round

So boring

>>77377898
Is UFC ruined by feminism?

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>>77377904

>>77377898
hmmm

>tfw no one will fight cyborg

Is she p4p best if people are literally retiring not to fight her?

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Only 2 goofs fell for the Tonya meme

WMMA should be max 3 rounds, just like it's female counterpart in Tennis where it is max 3 sets

I fucking hate manborg. Literally not fair that this roidmonkey cunt is fighting women.

thank god that's over

what the fuck were hey thinking?

so when does she fight Ronda?

poor mama

>>77377935
unironically yes

BADDEST MAN IN THE WORLD

Didn't see that result coming.

Congrats cyborg you roided up goof you beat an out of shape 135er for the belt. Absolute joke that was to watch. No woman in the world sans gabi garcia is willing to roid up to cyborgs level so she will never lose she isnt even a woman at this point

would have been a better fight if it was just cyborg against a literal tomato can

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>>77377912

n-no bully pls oldest ally

Thank god that's over. Woman's MMA is just pathetic freak show nonsense.

holy FUCK Evinger has sideburns

I don't think all the 4chan neckbeards here would last even 2 minutes against Cyborg

Tonya doesnt have a mark on her

>ref with a beard that could easily impede his ability to do his job

why is this allowed

Why can't this bitch compete in the bantamweight division?

JUST

and now theyve got a champ that no one will fight

>>77377961
Contrarians

THIS IS CYBORGS YARD NOW

>cruz shilling so hard for this shit nothing of a division

sure thing mr dominick i'd love to get instant CTE fighting cyborg at a weight i dont fight at

Jesus. Evingers fat rolls make me so hard!

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Thank god its over so I can watc-

>Twood vs Maia guaranteed wrestle fuck for 5 rounds

God damnit.

time for some backpacking brehs

fuuuck, finally

>>77377961
those were multiple picks fags hedging their bets obviously

LIVESTREAM WHERE????

did not enjoy watching that lads

i want to see Cyborg x Schevchenko

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A role model for women everywhere

>>77377961

RIP my wrist highlighting all those cyborg picks so I can count up the stats.

>>77377968
She doesn't. Cyborg isn't leaving 145 and Ronda might as well just be retired.

Wow! Heck of a fight by the women tonight! Great to see the highest level of WMMA in the UFC.

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Ref:
>TANYA?
>TANYA ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

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>>77377752

>>77377961
/heem/ is huge what the fuck happened?

>>77377964
>implying they'd have a shot even if they roided too
casual

>woman with a full back tattoo
christ

Brazil champion again LMAO, are ameritards even trying???

>struggling that hard to knock out a jobber
wmma is a joke

was that the rock

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Honda is gonna heem cyborg. Mark my verbs.

a lot of casuals on tonight.
Seems like ufc 214 will be doing god number

How many men could cyborg beat up?

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Maia strangles Woodley in honor of Chester

Holy shit that manly beardstyle from the ref

Im a fan, looks like a huge dwarf

Well that's one fight we know no one was goofed on.

What a beatdown

Cyborg nation