Ufc 214 thread

>>77369567
first for monkey god

SPICY AS FUCK

FLYWEIGHTS BTFO BY WOMEN

>>77369567
FUCK OFF

NOT NUMBERED

>pulls guard

albu pls

Who's your favorite ______________?

>>77369615
Schaub is always #1

Bad thread. Also, I honestly hope you get hepatitis.

Albu fite IQ= 0

>>77369608
it's already better than the flyweight fight desu

>>77369567
copy/paste the card you fucking idiot

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>>77369618
>shitimbald

What's it like doing cocaine?

>>77369567
The world would be a better place if you died

>>77369618
Are there any where no one you know will find out you're on there?

already FOTN so far

will the fighters show pusy

>>77369618

5 out of 6 of those women exhibit facial features that suggest inbreeding

SPICY AF.

>>77369567
Wheres a live stream?

>>77369618
no, watch fights instead

>already fucking gassed in rd1

what's the point?

>>77369656
Of hepatitis.

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>nearly heem ur opponent on the feet
>pull guard

Why is wmma a thing again?

>women having a spicy bangers
Never thought I'd see the day

>>77369667
loser takes off bra & panties

>>77369655
lots of fun

sick fight, these skanks are going at it

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>women's MMA

>>77369655
A nice high with an awful comedown. Over-rated

>>77369685
what is up with those heights who's lying?

>>77369567
You are a loser and always will be one

>>77369655
So goooood

These Albu screams are a bit crazy lads

>>77369669

shitimbald is the only pure genetic treasure

>yfw this has been the best fight yet

>>77369675
buffstream my man

>>77369667
based pusyposter

>>77369685
>nearly heem your opponent on the feet
>take him down so he can recover

Tfw womens straw weight is a more exciting division than mens flyweight

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>when you try to skip the cringe but remember its a livestream

>tfw no cyka blyat qt to ERRRAHHH you into her guard

>>77369691
most strawweight fights are spicy. its bantamweight that is almost always boring

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Dober vs Burkman from earlier in the night

>Bayley to Belly suplex

>>77369681
Do people die from hepatitis?

>>77369708
Burkman getting heem'd was pretty good

That russkie cyka is spicy desu

literally what the fuck am I watching

did this bitch weigh in? was she tested?

>>77369701

>tfw never had a bad comedown

the only problem is not being able to sleep

>>77369655
You'll love the shit out of everything for a little while before having to top up again

what was that noise

Any streams?

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>>77369703
>>77369656
>>77369681
>>77369648
>>77369615
>>77369639
Scram you cheeto fingered dorks

>>77369737
they said she used to be a pro body builder

>>77369751
plenty

>>77369710
Cheers mate

>>77369701
The comedown is just being really fucking tired, not weird shit like with pills

>>77369730
I dunno. Probably depends on the strain. I know at least one of them can fuck up your liver.

Tfw people would rather kailan gross monkey than qt russian whoore with an ass u could bounce a quarter off

eyo wassup famalads

bundaspain here

reminder that if jason knight punks lamas tonight he will be dethroning max holloway by the beginning of 2018

cap this post and enjoy alexandra's supreme butt cheeks

>>77369726
Damnit, y didn't burkman stay retired? :(

>>77369751
Are you serious retard?

OO

dumb russian roid ape

>>77369727
>>>/asp/

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Joe is super high right now!

>>77369737
She's just got broad athletic shoulders is all.

The fuck is Joe talking about?

>>77369754
You scram, fish killer.

Will Albus tactic of stopping punches with her face work out?

SPICY

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>they're both gassed in the second round
I'm sorry for posting so much Kailin this week. This is trash. At least they're cute tho

HEEM UP KICKY

>>77369701

I didn't even like the high. Shit is trash.

Sex while on X was the only thing worth the crash and risk.

that's fucking illegal

>that ground escape
i love it

>illegally upkicked straight in the face
>gets mad at the ref for stopping the fight

I love this girl

Lmao this is way better than the last fight

>a very powerful woman who uses that power
Such insight.

>wmma

lmao Albu gonna heem this coconut niggeress

https://streamable.com/08kc9

oh boy im laffin

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>>77369737
Not even the most muscular in the division

bruh

Albu almost got Jacare'd

>>77369800
No physically strong fighters have technique

BASKETBALL COURT MMA WITH SOCCER KICKS

>it's a Joe goes on a second autistic rant about rules on the same night

cruz always quick to remind jo he's a spectator and not a fighter

>Dom and Rogan bonding over their love of Pride rules

Commentating criisis averted.

>>77369833
>Gets upkicked
>Doesn't give a shit
Yeah boi

>>77369855
and it's just the prelims

>Albu gets upkicked
>complains about the ref stopping it
>continues fighting again straight away
NEW GIRL

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What's your excuse for not rooting for Jones?

-Loves doing drugs
-Obvious steroid use
-Zero empathy
-Does complete nigger things like a literal hit and run

I love this guy

>spinning back fist
lol know your power level bitch

20-18 Albu

MIESHA NOSE
I
E
S
H
A

INC

I fucking hate the monster logo in the octagon
ruins my experience every fucking fight

albu vs andrade would be spice

>>77369844
Which fight are you watching inbred?

lmfao based dom the autist

YOU WANNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE?

>>77369855
>not enjoying Joe burying the rules committee at every turn

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>>77369856
>that's easy for you to say
>very easy, I just said it, didn't even break a sweat
>then what is that on your forehead
>im bald
Why is Cruz so based?

>evenly matched fight

'no'

hip tosses you

I want to kiss Kailin Curran!

>>77369814
I've been posting albu dont apologize

Albus been my girl forever

>>77369855
based cruz went along with joe this time, as it's only >wmma

20-18 albu

FOTN so far

>>77369775
Yea, cocaine isn't addictive at all & the worst part is falling asleep. Jesus Christ

19-19

>>77369876
Andrade would beat her in under a minute.

wmma fighters are so weirdly unathletic despite being pro fighters

>>77369870
Nigger detected

Albu 20-18
What the hell she ate that upkick like shit all. She didn't even think anything was wrong.
Weird fighter, just charges using strength

Albu has no fight iq

>You wanna change your life?
Just parillo my shit up

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PICKSGUY, WHERE YOU AT HOMIE

DC
MAIA
CYBORG
LAWLER
MANUWA

HEEM WOBBLY

>>77369874
glad its not just me, dont mind the outer ones but a massive vibrant green fucking m bang in the middle of the octogan is ridiculous

ACESTREAM LINK FAGGOTS
>ACESTREAM LINK FAGGOTS

acestream://09dc14dea98d34261bac35cb0c6d0de1c6d9be03

ACESTREAM LINK FAGGOTS
>ACESTREAM LINK FAGGOTS

acestream://09dc14dea98d34261bac35cb0c6d0de1c6d9be03

ACESTREAM LINK FAGGOTS
>ACESTREAM LINK FAGGOTS

acestream://09dc14dea98d34261bac35cb0c6d0de1c6d9be03

ACESTREAM LINK FAGGOTS
>ACESTREAM LINK FAGGOTS

acestream://09dc14dea98d34261bac35cb0c6d0de1c6d9be03

>>77369907
That's most women's sports

HAD MOOMENT

>>77369904
>Andrade would beat her in under a minute.
>WMMA finished in a minute
Nah. It would be Hill vs Andrade again, just a banger

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>>77369922
Go albu

Why doesn't she block the punches?

Albu in full JUST BLEED mode.

>>77369917
Almost as if she only has 6 pro fights

>>77369903
You dont know what else they cut it with

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Just a reminder that Cormier has like a 10-20% chance of winning and Jon is going to get his belt back tonight.

Rematch with Gustafsson when?

>>77369938
BT sport isn't showing prelims my guy

Albu has no chance against a better opponent. Anyone with any technique would drop her.

>>77369938
>ACESTREAM
ie. 2 minutes behind the actual broadcast

SWANGIN AND BANGIN

>>77369960
more like 25%-35%

This is some walking dead type shit

I wish there was a no commentary option. I don't want to mute it and miss out on the crowd noises and fight noises, I just don't want to hear the terrible commentary.

>>77369944
You're a moron dude, Albu is sloppy and Andrade would have subbed her by now. I know this is the first time you're watching her fight, but get some perspective, she's literally struggling against Curran.

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You guys think this salsa is still good?

>>77369952
because is JUST BLEED bro

Incredible display of fight technique as usual in wmma

>>77369964
good acestreams are usually the closest to the actual broadcast

is joe casting all the cards tonight?

>>77369952
just breed

>>77369903
it's moreish because it's good with no other real drawbacks

it depends what you're doing that night I guess

>>77369980
why is there a bunch of chewed up bubble gum in it?

>>77369980

DELET THIS

>>77369961
Yeah they are you fuckin casual

>>77369977
If you play around with the sound settings on your TV you can achieve that

best WMMA of all time

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>Complain when a woman's fight is spicy
>Complain when a woman's fight ends in a minute
>Complain when a woman's fight goes the distance

Maybe you losers just have a problem with women cause of your own personal failings in life

>>77369960
after Bork heems Bones back to the ghetto

>>77369964
You don't say! you utterly retarded faggot, go watch some 360p flash stream 20 seconds earlier.

DC and Woodley are winning by KO screencap this

29-28 albu

What time is the Jones fight?

You guys hype for Joe to explain why knee to the head while opponent has both hands down should be legal in the first prelim fight?

>>77369980
ur desk is such a mess anon how about you clean it up once this fight is over

I was thinking about taking a nap for few hours before main card, but fights seem to be too spicy.
Should I get high meanwhile?

>>77370007
I hate women and women accessories.

>>77370011
ruh roh

>>77370010
Do you get paid for shilling that here?

>>77369980
Looks like a homemade fleshlight that's past its usable life. Should still be edible

>>77370007
women are gross though

Curran 29-28

Albu just took, like, every shot

>>77370022
They have weed in Russia? Also yes

>>77370000
good digits

>>77369883

the one where Albu is down 2 rounds

HEEM DECISIONY

>>77369980
>he has Newport fags
Niggas
Either
Winnin
Pimpin
Or
Runnin
Thangs

>>77370015
Main events usually start between 9:30-10:00 pst

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300-27 Kailin

>>77370022
Don't wanna miss knight vs lamas

29-28 albu

What is sex with Albu like?

/heem/ btfo did you enjoy curran's last fight in the ufc? :^)

29-28 Albu.

Curran only won the last round.

>>77370022
Always get high if someone isn't harvesting your urine.

29-28 albu

50 Gs baby

29-28 albu

fucking great fight

wtf i love wmma now

Womyn MMA is so bad.
Shit technique. No power.
Why does it even exist.

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>>77370007

Use this webm next time.

>Commiefornia cheering for women

>>77370054
You break her hymen and she tells you to go harder.

Albu should have gone for a headkick at the the end when she caught Curran's leg, vannata style.

>>77370048

BJ vs Max for UFC Hawaii

>>77370048
Lol that guy's shoes are broke

Albu's a fucking beast.

Is the fox prelims going to be shown on acestream?

>>77370056
I enjoyed JERKING OFF to it :)

Who is taking DC vs Bones?
Who is taking Cowboy vs Lawler?

Place your bets now.

29-28 Curran is the objective correct score

Split decision incoming

FUCKING BASED KAITLIN

scrappy the cholo

>>77370054
powerful

would not be mad if this was scored as a draw desu

have albu winning it 29-28 but can see the 28-28

Draw

>>77370054
i want to fuck a bjj girl in her naked closed guard

>smiling while eating shots coz they don't hurt at all

>>77370028
Yeah, because you can make a profit off direct acestream links, mongoloid juanito, go back to central america.

>>77370065
this, so boring

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>get kicked in the head
>doesnt even faze you

WMMA

>>77370084

KEKED

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>>77369781
My fucking boy

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>>77370022

won't the cossacks whip you for that type of degenerate behavior?

>>77370043
What? Do you even know English?

Lmao curranfags btfo

HAHAHAHAHA WAIFUFAGS BTFO

GO ALBU, she was so confused lmao

>>77369980
Yes, snail salsa doesn't go bad, enjoy

>crowd booing

lmao based anaslime

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>>77370075
If you wanna see blowjob die in a cage maybe

>>77370065
>no power
This. There would have been more then like 20 fucking knockouts with some of the strikes landed if they were men.

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>albu

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Who here /bigdickbandit/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2o5Txu5MjA

>>77370039
>>77370059
Okay then.
>>77370052
Barao vs. Sterling seems great as well.

>>77369993
>>77369958
I'll stick to weed, enjoy your heart attacks at 40

Curran is pissed, Albu went to shake her hand and she walked away

Mother Russia wins!

who /EBI/ here?

get your shit together Kalin, you cant fookin beat anybody

>>77370083
Could you be more wrong?

>wmma BTFO
>4-5

Cut Kailin, she's absolute shit and anyone that disagrees is nothing but a pathetic white knight nothing.

>>77370109
Science has gone too far.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEEM BTFO

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is there bigger faggot than brian ortega?

Wanted Curran to have that fight but honestly scored Round 1 and 2 for Alibu.
She's lacking serious technique though and had her face lit up

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>mfw UFC acquired Polaris

>>77370107
Ahahaha fucking retarded faggot

EZ WIN for Albu

>>77370139

this

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>>77370110
>tfw all the curranposters heem themselves

>>77370022
i thought russian do krokodil instead of weed

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what's edgy brah trying to do with this guys

>>77370109
enjoy ban kiddo

I honestly don't see how Albu won

Maybe I'm blind

>booing that decision
Crowd is retarded

>>77370138
Albu by day, Albu by night. All day.

where was that dude saying to bet the house on Curran?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVH5wXngjJN/?taken-by=stitchalbu

>nice

>>77369961
>>77369961
>prelims

Paste this on VLC https://live78.vkuserlive.com/637612/live/g5LTsk9Af1M/playlist.m3u8

>>77370095
Stop shilling

>>77370131
Salty. Albu definantly won the first 2 rounds wtf was she thinking

ROBBERY

>>77370146
donald "brokeback mountain" cerronay

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>>77370146
SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

MY NEW GIRL GETTING CREDIT FOR HER JUST BLEED ATTITUDE

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>>77370067
Elite Rizin camera work

>>77370138
>tfw a 5'2' girl has better arms than u

>>77370154
Inbred viking loser

Does Albu have a muscular vagina?

>>77370160
His BJJ rules are legit not bad

>>77370163
by beating the shit out of the other girl for two rounds maybe?

Alright now I can watch fights on TV like a civilized person.

Watching sports on a computer is for low income trash.

ROBBERY

That's what you get for having a chest tattoo

fight night is oveR?

kek she didnt even know she won until they raised her hand.

>black
>single mother
>one of six kid
ffs

Albu has the strength but her cardio and technique need work, Curran had technique and cardio but no accuracy to Albu's open chin

>>77370138
All that power-lifting and went life and death with Kailin lol

>>77370169
has anyone ever found sauce on the girl? dem tiddies tho

>FXX
tfw UFC dies and we get Bork v Ubereem 2 on Lellator. d-do steroids also work on the chin lads??

My stream went down who has one?

>>77370216
You'd shut up if you knew what was good for you

>>77370191

was gonna write Cailin, switched to Albu forgetting to change up/down, anyway, get shrekt ameriburger

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>>77370201
>>77370163
SEETHING

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>>77370160
look into it, man

>>77370216
She looks about 13

>>77370163
She didn't win. Curran won 1 and 3. But it doesn't matter.

>>77370217
5'5 "man" here, would destroy

>>77370217
what the h*ck

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https://twitter.com/AngieOverkill/status/891448975840038912

>>77370209
>m-muh t-t-traditions!

just kys like the other 20 something white males you cancerous piece of shit

Feely time

Where is Goldie?

F I L I
I
L
I

Is there a Fight Companion tonight?

>>77370160
It's worth watching straight up

>>77370067
>>77370189
i seriously love japan mma events since pride their shows have been amazing

I can't be the only one here that wants to beat up a woman

I hope this Fili faggot gets violently heem'd.

Songname

>>77370253
coking

>Fili next

>>77370216
*shoots for a takedown and chokes her out*

>>77370244
Honestly albu and Curran should do what Angie did and go to Invicta for some experience

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HEYYYYYYYY BABY

>>77370244
what is scar tissue for $20 alex

>>77370260
rogan is literally commentating

>>77370189
nothing about this isn't funny

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Terrible decision.
Albu lost and is a horrible fighter.

>touchy Fili coming out to mac dre
War Andre

>Commentator team thought Cailin was winning

fuckin amerikeks

>tfw heading out to a decent sports bar to watch the main card with some friends in a social atmosphere

What food should I order? What beer should I get?

I'm thinking wings and a PBR but this is one of those craft beer pub places so maybe i'll get a burger and some kind of fancy beer desu

>>77370244
thirsty

>>77370244
This dumb nigger made me racist

>>77370244
dumb bish

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>>77370217
WOULD

>>77370269
Only people you can beat up cause you're a limp-writsted trailer park white trash huh?

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>>77370065
open workouts

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>>77370222
ufc,tv :^)

>>77370248
Someone's mad he grew up without a father.

>>77370189
This is what prime breeding material looks like

FILI is a dead man.

>>77370216
sounds good i want to get touchie feelie with you anyway, can torrent that shit later.

>>77370228
Are you dumb? You type like someone with serious brain damage

>>77370286
Sorry I have it on mute. Watching Politicon on another tab.

>>77370312
DANCE FOR ME BOY

>>77370244
Based Angie. Alpoo btfo yet again

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>>77370269
i feel like fucking up GDR. stupid face, won the belt cheaply, wouldn't fight cyborg. cunt.

artem should have stepped up and took this fight against fili. I'd love to see one of the russian hammers land on fili's jaw

>>77370259
/myboy/

>>77370300
No she didn't, your own low IQ and personal shortcomings made you a racist.

>>77370244
Angela mad the white girl won. Fuck off

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most obvious 29-28

>>77370290
What was the name of that great MMA champion from Norway again?

That was the only fight worth watching on this card. Have a good night everyone.

Wtf Kattar was in my senior class, wow.

>>77370314
i like Fili. fun to watch.

>>77370349
Artem is a scrub, ducked because he knew he'd lose

>>77370352
both high and low IQ make people racist, the true redpill

>>77370217
would take a Banzai drop from

>>77370244
can this dumb niggress shut her ugly, edgy face for once

>>77370217
post the other pics faggot. I wanna see more of this monstrosity

>>77370240
She did win, unanimous decision kid. Not even split no room for debate

>>77370378
>artem
>ducking anyone

lol casual

>All these Chalkskins think the little weak pussy whiteboi Maia can actually win

you're all nasty crackers

>>77370352
If you have a problem with low IQs you should really hate black people (average IQ: 85).

fili looks fragile

>>77370296
Get anything from Brooklyn. They do awesome beer. Or a Texan bock.

>>77370392
Curran won the first and last rounds but like I said it literally doesn't matter lol

>>77370189
hhhnnnggg

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R u gelatin?

>>77370398
there is no nip there

>>77370403
your own low IQ and personal shortcomings made you a racist.

>>77370414
albu won first round you dumb biased amerikunt

Kattar looks like a decent prospect

>>77370430
delivery?