OFFICIAL KANSAS CITY ROYALS @ BOSTON RED SOX GAME THREAD

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R O Y A L S

how many runs will e-9od give up tonite

>royals fan at baseball in between innings pondering:
>'me bored. me need more beer and hot dogs'

>red sox fan (smart) at baseball in between innings pondering:
>'the platonic ideal as a concept has been misunderstood by philosophers and academics...'

hi i think im unbanned now

>>77368637
huge oversight, someone better tell them

red sox fags, where did angry pepe man go?

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>>77368546
Sox fans: “shit I don’t see no niggers so it looks like it’s going to be a good game”

Or

“Everybody clap for this guy so people don’t think we think he’s a nigger”

>>77368676
never existed, countersubversive actor from unlettered, secret agency , motives and mission unclear

>>77368701
please watch you language in my thread

>>77368741
i don't get it

ugh btfo already thanks for nothing e rod , i'm out of here

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>>77368720
It’s not my fault you Sox fans are still mad your slaves got taken away.

>>77368786
speak respectfully or not at all

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>>77368741
I see no Boston team kneeling before the Moorish Royal.

>>77368797
I hope the better team wins.

just pull him already save me the pain

RUNNERS AT FIRST AND SECOND

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>>77368822

why don't they put computer runners on base to eliminate human error

i am putting together a class on how to teach your gf to watch baseball, does anyone need any tips for their gfs

Red sox are gonna lose

>>77369117
To be fair, they'd need to have computer infielders.

>>77369231
why,

he was safe

>>77369211
http://www.bonappetit.com/test-kitchen/ingredients/article/the-ultimate-italian-hero

wow is our new pablo ELITE?

>>77369336
what makes you ask

>>77369245
To eliminate human error.

>>77369362
but fielding errors are part of the stats

>>77369351
because he gets on the white diamond things a lot

>>77369380
oh wow really that's so great he gets on the white daimond and hmmm wait, tell me, exactly HOW many points is that for getting on the white diamond thing? ? exacty how many points was that hit? ?? maybe you can TELL me, since youre' the one thingking it's such a big deal

wow jonny gomes btfo by DOB ... incel virgin loser called out... killl himself

>>77369411
sorry

>>77369505
apology accepted for now

fuck off e shit

>dob: baseball plyaers are good
>gomes: no, i am good

this exchange word for word

pedo brother should replace dave in the box

it would be funny because guerrin would have to say "back to you pedo"

Time for a grand slam

hi raper

>>77369625
That true Red Sox spirit.

>>77369842
hi draper

>>77369822
did anybody read this post

>>77370097
Hey pal

>every time i've walked around this guy is drenched in sweat

hote

XANDER WHAT THE HELL

COMPUTER BASERUNNERS NOW

wow zanman great job MORON

i like 'zanman' did you make that

>>77370119
lol

>>77370233
thanks

i was in the thread for that jonny you can ask me anything about it

computer baserunners gvie two runs for that

hmmmm if xander didnt act like an idiot we wouldve gotten another run

xander has -1 runs this game
hmmmmm

>>77370343
fair scoring

i was thinking a lot about evolution lately

all clowns are the minotaur
all cloens,are the monotaur we may never score another run again

>>77370419
what's it mean

>>77370382
didnt happen

>>77370419
O__O

>>77370453
that's what i mean i think it's impossible

give me that call

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GFS ALERT

THEYRE ALL MY GFS

>>77370557
is the dyed hair one a gf (male)

STOP TALKIGN ABOUT 2013 FOR NO REASON

>>77370593
no its my gf (fe(male))

can you grow a beard

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THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF BEARDLETS

MAKE THEM STOP

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Fuck Price.

>>77370659
ha, i didn't think so

>>77370679
handsome man

>>77370681
I can grow a beard it just comes in red for some reason so it looks really bad and thin in sunlight

dont make fun of it

wait, it didn't even go in, put him on second

>>77370725
ginger beard

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Eck and the wife at the Hall of Fame (these are just coming in on Twitter.)

>>77370762
keep us updated

>>77370762
beautiful couple

>>77370762
I'd do that.

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Eck with the fans.

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went to walmart today to look for batting gloves and other things

I saw a old tranny and a guy on a fatmobile that was almost as wide as the isles

they didnt have any batting gloves big enough for me tho

>>77370848
dont' care about walmart

can alex spear get a job instead of coming into the booth everyday

>>77370864
wtf???

>>77370890
never cared about walmrt, actually hating walmart right now, because qt wants to go shoping on tuesday night and she will make me go

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me and my gf at the game rn

>>77370930
looks like brother and sister

>>77370918
gross

>>77370930
gross

NEW PABLO

>>77370944
no??? it's my gf...

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THEY SAID HE WASN'T A POWER BAT

THEY LIED

>>77370974
ya your'e dated your sister, pathetic

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Jonny Gomes' wife.

>>77371008
says the LOSER without a gf

>sliding pitchers
We're in for a ride

>>77371040
you 're saying this now but i'm the one with a big tuesday walmart date comeing up

its been a week since hte walk off right?

i can talk the truth about helmet now right???

>>77371083
no, he will just mke you apologize and grovel embarassingly again

>>77371104
its been 10 days

HANLEY SUCKS GJ THERE WITH THAT AT BAT HANLEY FUCKING LOSAH

>>77371147
long enouh to forget your shame apparently, knees still scraped from grovel, no one looks you in eyes still, but for you it's long enough

>hanley ramirez
>1 stolen base
>3 caught stealing

would manlet have made this

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HOLY FUCK THAT WAS DEVERS?

THIS KID IS THE NEXT TOM BRADY

wow, mookie is fucking cold as hell, did you see him not even check on the new guy

nice injuryed yourself, retard

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mookie not even checking on nunez

hes cold blooded evil man

Mookie doesn't even look at him. "Who are you again?"

>>77371282
yeah i already said this >>77371253
right here

nice throw

>>77371294
YEAH I ALREADY SADI THIS >>77371253
>>77371253
>>77371253
>>77371253
YOU DONT NEED TO START A NEW SUBTHREAD YOU CAN RESPOND IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SAME SUBHECT

>>77371304
ya but u didnt post a picture

>>77371321
because i can't find the post picture button on my on screen keyboard

wHIT

REMOVE E SHIT

fun fact out of 14 DHs in the AL, Hanley is ranked 7th in every important category

>>77371304
You did. I saw it! You said it first. You're the fastest and the smartest. Here's a (You)

>>77371364
thank you for finally recognizing

>>77371364
thanks

>>77371393
you're welcome

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i cant wait to see how we LOSE this game tonight lmao

like we always do

>>77371467
>we

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fun fact the red soxs are BAD since we lost guerin austin to alcoholism

>>77371496
i am losing myself to alcoholism i think lol

>>77371496
T H I C C

>>77371516
ill miss u but not as bad as I miss our girl

>>77371547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CIqSOPvop8

KEK

the meme park strikes again

wtf they didn't let him catch it

One pitch too many. What a surprise.

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meme pole giveth

meme pole taketh away

oh actually he just kind of put his glove at the wrong spot

>302 ft

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>>77371662

haha that homerun. wow. nice ballpark boston

>>77371566
She can cuff me...with those thundies.

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told u we were going to lose like always lmao

Just got home, how does the sox pitcher already have 105 pitches but would still be winning if it wasn't for the fact that Fenway is a meme park?

>>77371687
umm it pretty much all happens just the way you think

>>77371676
thanks

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>>77371687
Meme magic. I haven't even achieved my final form.

>>77371737
>meme magic
>red sox are on a 2-34 stretch

wow xanders first hit of the month gj buddy

if pedo brother had a band it would be called the pedo boys

if pedo brother had a pc company it would be called pedotronics

if pedo brother was president he would be called the pedoident

if pedo brother was an astronaut he would be called the flying pedo

kek

KEK

K-E-K

Let's ALL do the slide into first meme.

>>77371800
For all the good it did.

Blowgaerts

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wow great job xander

really impressive giving you -1.5 runs at least now

that freakin bullet by salvi wow

>>77371766
You underestimate my power.

kid's name is xander what did you expect

>>77371821
I'm still waiting to see his sister's softball butt.

>>77371904
what did this post add to the thread

>>77371921
no that's another guy

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WTF THEY ARE THROWING AT VAZ

WE BETTER FUCKING RETALIATE IMMEDIATELY OR CHARGE THE MOUND IF THEY DO IT AGAIN

>>77371926
at least 1 run

is vazquez good now

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THATS LITERALLY -2 RUNS XANDER

YOU PIECE OF SHIT WE'D BE WINNING RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU XANDER

>>77371989
Got a sweet fade.

Why are both teams playing like they're trying to tank right now?

https://streamable.com/bykgg

good boy devers

you are now shortstop

xander: go down

>>77372065
me on top of mound

DEVERS

YOU MAGNIFICENT FUCKING CHILD

I LOVE YOU

MOOKIE CALLING HIS SHOT

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>>77371566

was this commercial really banned

also omfg

How many runs lost due to bustagarts shitty baserunning?

>>77372103
two, we already said

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could he become a legend

>>77372108
>we

>>77372126
backstory

>>77372108
Wow sorry for doing other things with the game on and not reading the whole thread

>>77372405
what other things

My Dad did not want me to be a switch hitter.

sixty nine miiles per hour

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>>77371566
That one where Guerin blows the guitar player backstage to get his guitar pick

https://youtu.be/5jLEXUm131o

>>77372536
me the guitar player

>>77372536
inaccurate summary

can you guys keep a secret?

>>77372616
yes, tell

NEW PANDA

IS

GOOD

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WOW,

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omfg

well at least hes better than travis wood

>>77372604
You saying she wasn't pick worthy?

A MOONY FROM NUNY

>>77372709
eeaaaa

>>77372660
tonight is the first night in over 20 years that im not sleeping with my childhood blankey

omfg devers on suicide watch

>>77372737

can I have it?

>>77372737
can i have blankey

>>77372604
You're the one doing an inacurate summary. That cheesy commercial strongly suggests that she broke up with her boyfriend and used her un-attached status to go to a concert, get good seats using TicketExpress, so she could make contact with the band and suck their dicks backstage resulting in her now being in possession of a guitar pick which she proudly displays.

>>77372761
>>77372792
no never

>>77372839
give me blankey

imagine nunez and his new boy devers in the shower after game tonite

>>77372839
It will never be your birthday again.

>>77372901
omg

>>77372853
literally no ive never had a blanket as comfortable except for maybe today ill find out when i got ot sleep

>>77372901
i can only wish i hate birthdays

dad getting warmed up to cuck hanley hater again

>>77372913
can I have that blanket?

>>77372945
i never had any blanket only thing i had from childhood that was ever taken away from me is happy family and home life

>>77372737
OMG. GIBS BLANKEY!!

>>77372957
female poster making fun of you

>>77372957

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X4Fy8YqysY

can i have the blanket?

Gomes an absolute basket case. Better than Timlin at least

>>77373034
give me eck

can i have that blanket?

>>77373034
keep the nitroglycerine handy.

lets see if xander can cost us 3 runs in a game world record never done before

how will xander get thrown out this time

>>77373097
>>77373102
picked off at first

loool thanks goodness they didn't trade for that guy instead got the guy with two hrs

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>>77372761
>>77372792
>>77372853
>>77372945
>>77372957
>>77373032
>>77373068
>>77373086
LEAVE MY BLANKEY ALONE YOU PIECES OF GARBAGE

>>77373175
next time you leave house i sneak in and cut up blankey

>>77373218
its already pretty ripped up desu from over 20 years of daily use

E6 E6 E6 E6 E6 E6

did you ever cum on blankey

Gomes too dumb to finish a scorecard

fucking DFA that rookie FUCK

>>77373295
no except maybe when I had sex but I dont think so i dont ejaculate in my bed and especially not on blanket

they losed the game due to retard kid , get him helmet in the field, he's retarded

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>>77373218
Brutal

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devers felt really bad about that i hope that he forgives imself its ok i forgive him

>>77373442
i don't forgive

>>77373442
E4

>Easy out becomes an error
>walk
>pitcher is named a bad

What did they mean by this?

Why's Abad on the team still?

>>77373551
>>77373548
>abad walks 1 guy
>suddenly that makes him abad

STOP

can i have that blanket?

>>77373580
dude has been consistently terrible since we got him i don't want anyone pitching who isnt WHITE

>>77373580
Sorry m8, just memeing

>>77373616
ur stupid and wrong

wHIT wHIT wHIT wHIT

REMOVE

DEVERS

>>77373617
1st rule of meme magic:Do not apologize for memeing

alright forgiven REVOKED

>>77373617
You're not wrong. Before this outing, this month: .074 batting average against, 1 run, 10 Ks (4 BBs) in 8 1/3 innings.

Not too a bad.

left side of infield: -3 runs
right side of infield : like a hundred runs

interesting

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Hello?

Has meme magic gone to far?

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>>77373749
hey

Whit Merrifield is 4 for 4 this game.

Holy fuck Whit is gr8

>>77373752
>meme magic
the red sox being literal shit isn't a meme

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>>77373749
hai

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>>77373752
maybe

wished they dind't lose again tonight but i guess tha'ts how it goes

we'd be winning 8-6 if marrero was playing SS instead of xander right now

>>77373768
Wait what the fuck

I literally thought it was the 9th and that was Kimbrel

100% serious

>>77373704
It seems apologizing has worked :^)

>>77373802
they always lose so get used to it kid

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hey guys my snake got into my meme magic jar should I take it to the vet?

inb4 cain strikes out on a breaking ball down and away

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>6-6 in the 6th inning

fucking satan

any oldfags remember when we were in first place

>>77373853
don't tell me what to do

Johnny Pesky was a bum. Cost the Red Sox the '46 World Series.

Which team is trying to tank harder here? And why are either of them tanking in the first place?

remember when joe kelly was really good and struck out 70 in a row

then his career ended for no reason and we never saw him again

Time for a grand slam

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>>77373910
Yeah

>>77373951
red sox are rebuilding this year desu

>>77373959
yes

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KEEP THE LINE MOVIN BOYS

KEEP THE MEMETRAIN A’CHUGGIN’

>>77373910
no this is my first baseball game

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>>77373752
nope

>>77374013
I miss those days

>>77374041
he just now posted it right now

>>77373972
is he okay is he still playing?

>>77374053
i miss these days

jej

wew laddie

this is a very, very good collapse

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-3 RUNS XANDER

YOU DID IT

WORLD RECORD

What the actual fuck?

Guys, I've been edging this for a fucking week, Clevelands looking like they might lose to the White Sox, who are bases loaded, and the win streaks looking real nice to come

drippage occurring

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>>77374170

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just give up the grand slam so i cna go to sleep alrdy

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Have my power Salvy

>>77374197
close enough, i sleep

>>77374205
what happeend to her nose

>>77374170
>dripping and dingers
My body's can't handle the current royals

i'm smelling a legitimate home run

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Let’s go Moose

>>77374212
nite nite. Got a blankey?

>>77374224
Broke it with my dick when I missed her mouth.

>>77374263
is ur weiner bigger htan hers?

xander tyring to see if he could shatter the record with -4 runs there almost did it but moreland didnt allow it +1 run for moreland

can i have that blanket?

>>77374391
limited edition rare blankey one of a kind

come to the thread tomorrow for the big giveaway

>feliz

not feeling good about this lads

>>77374289
The answer is here

https://csgoani.me/vhgyemp

>>77374409
reddit tier post

>>77374409
Not going there.

>>77374406

ok i hope i win the blanket

i really really like devers

get that man a contract

Who /k-city/ here?

>>77374482
no

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>jints

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>>77374482

>>77374482
who /beat-city/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E32c92PJDGA

pls no dingerino

Whether your team wins or loses, I think we should all flood the Indians board if they lose their game. You know, camaraderie and fuck the tribe.

alright im going to bed without my blankey wish me luck buds

>>77373175
i hope your blankey will always remain protected :)

>>77374197
handsome lad

When is Farrel getting fired?

devers looks like he's skipping out on his high school algebra class

>>77374834
it's summer

PLEASE score

anyone watching

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>>77375599
Nah

why not

So, what do you fellow KCians think about the whole "san" "deigo" pitchers

-3.5 runs

i take back what i said about Gomes he's actually a pretty good announcer

is nintendo a certified bust

>>77375841
When gomes/eck dreamteam

>>77375805
good post

Are you guys ok?

gunned th ehell down maybe

nice taint tag

>>77376110
these pink hats are busy playing some pokemon or something

C A U G H T

Should have challenged. Its the top of the damn 8th Yost.

>>77376220
die idiot

>>77376227
dont worry we will

>>77375780
They gave us what we needed and that was depth

>8-8 in the eighth
Second trips of the game

i thought it was home run lol , but no

DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT DRIPPING????

>>77375897
when Price stops being a faggot and/or gets traded

>>77376492
I can't tell if this game is filled with 2nd placers meme magic or pure incompetence

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Indians just won their 9th in a row

>kandyass shitty

>>77376672
wow how many wins is that

>>77376707
About a hundred

Designated stealer is a black guy wtf kc?

hes safe lol

>>77376778
wow amazeing

LOL can't run for shit