/trans/ - But he is a winner edition

>barca spend the neymar money on greaseman

???????????

problem solved for half the fee

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kino > anime

>>77367167
>athletic co. selling anyone

>Moyes

Chelsea please sign backup wingbacks.

>>77367127
Do you think that the stereotype of conspiratards all being totally out-of-touch is a socially engineered subconscious response?

So things like 9/11 being fake, moon landings being fake etc are all ideas that everyone knows about but dismisses them as retard conspiracies and ignores them despite their possible validity.

>>77367167
Nerman >>>>> Greaseman

>>77367190
>Italian chelski customer
I've seen it all

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>>77367207
Welcome to trans senpai, first day here?

>>77367192
its difficult to trust people who are suggestible

>>77367192
To be fair, there's more evidence that 9/11 was staged than it wasn't.

I still wanna know why my alternator idea with hv cables wouldn't work. I'm interested

Just got home from work

Oh shit check PSG site

>>77367368
???

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Can someone explain this shit to me?

>>77367430
>Group that own PSG hand him the money, plus whatever taxes would need to be paid
>Since it's money given by the owner, it doesn't count as money from PSG, and thus doesn't count for their finances

>>77367430
shifty arabs

>>77367430
Abysmal pun for starters.

The answer is "the death of football".

>>77367430
Qatar pays Neymar 270 million pounds to be their 2022 WC ambassador.

Neymar uses that money to pay his own release clause therefore freeing him to sign a contract with any club he chooses.

Neymar signs with PSG as per agreement.
Or just screws the Qataris and moves to whichever club he chooses because basically they're trying to sidestep FFP. But there's a risk because Neymar might just pay Barcelona the money and pick and choose based on the highest bidder.

>>77367430
Now we just need to hope that the WC goes to the US.

>>77367430
Bit like what united done in the herrera deal
Gets around FFP and taxes as the player is paying thier own release clause. United did it with herrera

>>77367500
I'm guessing the agreement for the 'ambassador' work will involve him playing for their flagship team.

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Anyone selling shit players for £30m?

Fucking arabs are killing this great sport.

>>77367500
That's fucked up
And what happens if he decides to go somewhere else? They kill him?

What's stopping Neymar from just taking the money and remaining at Barça?

>>77367526
Doesn't really matter, you're free to pay someone any amount for whatever job it is they're likely doing.
Just make up some shit, like he gets paid 220 million to pose on a poster.

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Is sustainable happiness a myth from films, books etc.?

Obviously I've been happy for a couple of minutes after something good happens but I've never been "happy" without a direct immediate cause. But in films and stuff you see people who are just happy consistently, is this normal?

Sorry for the nighttime feels lads.

>>77367421
Faggot

>>77367539
No idea, hasn't happened before.

>>77367511
How the fuck is it still going ahead? The FIFA president being suspended indefinitely under corruption charges wasn't enough?

>>77367576
why are romanians so fucking rude

>>77367579
Contracts are already signed. Qatar would sue FIFA for every dime they've spent plus any and all lost revenue they stood to gain from hosting the event.

>>77367430

Jesus fuck christ almighty. This is probably bullshit, but it reminds that Qatar is STILL hosting the 2022 WC. How the fuck that shit has not been withdrawn and given to the US instead is beyond me.

>>77367539
Jej

>>77367556
I feel the same but I don't think it's normal.

>>77367522

FUCK OFF!

Everything at United is done 'above board' with earned money.

>>77367620
The US are genuinely what will kill football, not the arabs.

I move that the Community Shield be renamed to The David >Moyes Memorial Shield, as this will forever commemorate the only trophy he ever won/wins.

>...but he is a winner!

>Arsenine Wonga = Super >Moyes

>>77367533

Stoke has already sold all theirs.

>>77367556
Lately I cant experience happiness at all. Im involved all the time in activities that should make me happy but while Im doing them I can only think: Why Do I feel nothing?

>>77367556
Yes, sustainable happiness isn't possible, it's human nature. Eventually whatever's making you happy just becomes the norm, and doesn't make you happy anymore.

>>77367647
fuck OFF luigi.

>>77367688
I don't mean in the super long term. I mean happiness as mood, instead of a temporary feeling.

>>77367649
Is that really all he's won kek? I remember him being a widely respected manager at Everton. Poor >Moyes

>>77367647

Not saying the Arabs are killing football (though they are contributing). But it's the shitshow behind it:

>Qatar is one of two main exporters of Wahhabism, aka the ISIS ideology
>obvious terrorist sponsors
>country has no sports history
>over a thousand people has literally died under slave-like conditions to build stadiums
>everything fun is illegal
>they obviously bribed their way to the votes

Paired with the fact this was by far the worst choice of all.

>>77367620
>Qatar is STILL hosting the 2022 WC. How the fuck that shit has not been withdrawn and given to the US instead is beyond me.

Stop hating anon! It's perfectly reasonable that most of the football leagues across the world have to radically alter their schedule so they can try to do this during the European winter! This is the *world* cup you know!

Besides, Donald Trump is president so the world's going to end by 2022; by the time you get to 2022 you'll even wish that they still played MLS games!

>>77367637
Eh, Herrera paid his own release clause. Bilbao were holding out for a higher amount and refused to sell even after United met their release clause. Basically stalling for a few extra million Euro which was due to happen that month.

Herrera paid his own release clause with United's money and stopped their shitty stalling and potentially scuppering the move.

>>77367722
And I am saying the less we involve the americans the better it is.

Based stones

>>77367734
Bilbao are renowned for that shit. Technically players in Spain do have to pay the release clause for it to be official, but most clubs aren't that petty.

>Celtic wouldn't survive in England
>smash an only recently relegated PL side with a B/C team

lmao

>>77367637
>Furthermore, according to the Spanish regulations, the money for the buy-out clause has to be paid to the Spanish football federation by Ander Herrera himself, rather than Manchester United. The player must buy out his own contract in order to leave the club.

So instead of going through the club they go through the Federation. The player is allowed to pay ino the Federation and the club is obligated to release the player. Thereby sidestepping any heel dragging by the club.

>>77367762
Sunderland will get smashed in the Championship too.

>>77367758
There is a hitch to it though britbong.
When the money is transferred to the player, It counts as taxable income, the player would be left with quite a hefty tax bill to the spanish government.

>yank spurs fans booing walker
lol

>>77367805
Well in Neymars case about 47 percent of 200 million kek

>>77367805
Yeah, it's something like 50% on top. Like I said, most clubs will just accept the amount of the release clause from the buying club, or they'll agree for a few million above the actual release clause, so the selling club can save a bit of face.

>>77367809
>you now remember paddies booing Sterling in the Ireland-England match

>>77367762
At least it's a bit heartwarming too see the bottom half of the prem stay at its current shitty level despite the massive new money
Guess the market adjusted to the revenue

>>77367762
>Score 5 goals without a striker
>Keep a clean sheet with reserve keeper and a defence of kids
>2 are academy players, one is a squad player and one isn't a CB

This is the state of English football

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non league til i die

>jocks resorting to taking pre season friendlies seriously

>>77367833
There is a way around it though,
The club could 'loan' the player the money for the transfer fee then it wouldn't count as income.

>>77367762
>>77367849
Blunderland are fucking dead.

Back to back relegations imminent.

They've not been in the third tier since 1987.

>>77367878
to be fair it's the most competitive game they'll play for a year

>>77367878
Doesn't their season start next Friday? Imagine getting pumped by the B/C team from a """""pub league""""" less than a week before the league starts.

>>77367616
>bribers suing the bribees
we've come full circle

>>77367907
>English fodder teams talking shit about a club going into champions league

Tbf they proved Man City are around their level so no wonder they demolished Sunderland

>>77367833
>United can avoid the extra payment to the Spanish revenue should they complete the move before the end of the month. However, in that case Herrera would have to live at least half the year in England and have to declare his earnings to the English authorities, rather than the Spanish.

Yeah so basically he has to be a tax resident of England or pay fucking tax on about 36 million euros kek.

>>77367915
I watched you get massively outplayed at home to Rosenborg and scrap a 0-0 draw in your CL qualifier. I'd say that's a bit more concerning.

>>77367948
Yeah by drawing to them twice and then going out of the group whilst city went through!

>>77368001
>Massively outplayed

If you watched it then you will have seen in the first half several opportunities that a genuine striker would have scored thus completely changing the mood of the game. There is nothing to worry about.

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Will the trophy train ever stop?

>>77367556
Me too

Sudoku might be our only option

>>77367835
Ireland is pretty much a part of liverpool tbf

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>>77368098
>SPL

>>77368098
>They're literally making trophies for him to win since he can't stop winning the existing ones

What a guy

>>77368142
Photoshop paddy Roberts into that with a sad brendan and you've got a steller meme

>>77368098
Liverool are missing Brenny.

>last thread having cool conversations and debates about astrophysics and energy efficiency
>new thread
>all of a sudden people care about football again
Explain this shit. I really enjoyed the last thread

>>77368142
What's her name?

>>77368272
Australia is too smart and bullied everyone.

>>77368300
>>77368182
>replying to him
Well done you fucks, you all ignored him last thread.

>>77368272
you fail to understand what was once so fundamentally brilliant aout 4chan

>>77368272
>>>/sci/

>>77368303
I tried to keep the conversation going though.
>tfw too smart to discuss astrophysics with /sp/

>>77368432
are you the guy that didnt know about amps?

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>>77368377
You fucked up.

your a nonce

>>77368098
>Those fingerprints
disgusting

>>77368272
physics is for nerds tbqh.

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>>77368510
>you might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

>>77368591
>"No Goyim, don't learn the sciences, leave that to the nerds (Jews)."

lads haha XD lads
hey lads
lads lol
i cant log into the world meme database so my posting is a bit off 2nite xd hahaha lads XD
i cant post like a normal person
i can only communicate with dank (stale) memes
lads

haha

>>77368510
>that beard
>that grey skin on his face

>>77368502
Yeah. I'm still waiting on an explanation

>>77368633
I'm not saying that. Just physics. It's stupid boring nerd shit. Chemistry, Biology(science lol), Math, Computers and others are fine.

Physics is for gay nerds.

>>77368663
underrated post

>>77368749
It's just something I like reading about when I'm bored mate. It's cool thinking about the fact that we're so utterly insignificant when it comes to our known universe. And there's an Infinite anount of things we still don't know and may never know.

>>77368749
>physics is for nerds
>chemistry is fine
>biology is not a science
You study chemistry, don't you?

>>77368796
>muh infinite things

there are literally more cells in your body than there are atoms in the known universe. wake up famalam.

fucking nerd bitch.

>>77368802
No, chemistry is even more boring than physics. Physicists are smelly cunts though.

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Who /wolves/ here?

>>77368859
Okay. You're retarded. That's all I needed to know.

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>>77368859
By the way, you should know how completely wrong that statement is.

>>77368888
quads confirm

>>77368888
quads confirm

>>77368888
Our year la
Quads confirm

I shouldn't have been reading creepy pasta on /x/ when it's 1 am.

what does sex feel like? I'm pretty sure I'm going to die a virgin by now

>>77369074
overrated t b h

>>77369074
See >>77369105
Jerking off usually does more for me to be honest mate
And I deflowered a virgin.

>>77367905
still have to pay fees when transferring the money to the club

>>77369074
getting pegged while being locked in chastity is better

>>77369179
didn't expected that from Australia.

>>77369262
australia is full of faggots m8

Is a masters even worth doing?

>>77369497

Depends what it's in, you should probably do it for the sake of employability at all if you have a really general/broad degree like business or something / any dumb arts degree

For STEM subjects I'd just work for a while and then get cozy with some company that'll pay for your masters m8

>>77368982
There are only 6.022x10^23 atoms you moron

>>77369497
yes because you get to delay having to grow up and get a proper job for another year

>>77369497
Depends on what you're doing. My masters is seeing me getting graduate jobs at about a minimum of £50k but I know a lot of masters are useless and every second I do it is hell. It's so much harder/more work than undergrad and I'm constantly tortured by photos of people with jobs who have free weekends and money.

>>77367133
Moyes to Rangers for the meme manager derby when?

>>77369860
>photos of people with jobs who have free weekends and money.
Wouldn't be a problem for me, feel like i'm just applying for places because the uni I went to wasn't great and I had an bad work placement

>>77369633
Hey anon. Do that math real quick. Better yet, I'll do it.

602,200,000,000,000,000,000,000
vs
37,200,000,000,000

Cells are made up of atoms too retard.

Spurs looked really really bad with pretty much their first team out there

Probably just the heat and adult sized pitch but maybe walker was more important to their defending than they realised

>>77370086
This isn't going anywhere. Let's just agree to disagree.

>>77370086
>american trillion

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JUST

>neymar faking injury so he can be subbed right away
Kek!

>>77370439
City fan favourite player has to be bald

It's an eternal rule

>>77370393
>biologyfags

>>77370461
I'd like to see a bald Sane.

>>77370471
shut up nerd.

>>77370515
>Being this mad about being proven wrong

Arsenal and Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, is ready to submit a transfer request to force through a move to Manchester City. (Sunday Mirror)

>Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic's £50m move to Manchester United is being held up by disputes over potential bonus payments to the Premier League champions as part of a deal for the 28-year-old Serbia international. (Sun on Sunday)

Barcelona will report Paris St-Germain for a breach of Uefa's financial fair play rules if the French side meet Neymar's 220m euros (£197m) buyout clause. (ESPN)

>If Brazil forward Neymar, 25, does leave to join PSG, Barcelona could target Atletico Madrid and France striker Antoine Griezmann, 26, as his replacement. (Marca)

Once a deal is done for Neymar, PSG will then lodge a £35m bid to sign Sanchez from Arsenal. (Sunday Express)

>Philippe Coutinho will plead with Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp to let him join Barcelona. If the 25-year-old Brazil attacking midfielder does leave, Klopp will target 18-year-old Borussia Dortmund winger Christian Pulisic. (Sunday Mirror)

Manchester City are back on Uefa's financial fair play watch list after a £220m spending spree this summer. (Sunday Telegraph)

>Everton and England midfielder Ross Barkley, 23, is wanted by six clubs, with Tottenham and Manchester City leading the race. (Daily Star Sunday)

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho will wait until next season to make a £90m move for 28-year-old Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale. (Sunday Express)

>Tottenham's Belgian defender Toby Alderweireld says 'zero progress' has been made regarding a new deal at the club. The 28-year-old has a contract that runs until 2019. (Sky Sports)

I thought jews were supposed to be clever

>>77370439
A E R O D Y N A M I C
E
R
O

Newcastle want to sign Arsenal's Lucas Perez to be their main striker, despite the 28-year-old Spaniard's desire to rejoin former club Deportivo La Coruna. (Sun on Sunday)

>Antonio Conte will make a fresh plea for new signings next week after saying he fears being sacked as Chelsea boss. The Italian has spent £130m this summer. (Sunday Telegraph)

Hull City are planning a permanent move for 29-year-old Bournemouth and Republic of Ireland defender Marc Wilson, who spent the second half of last season on loan at West Brom. (Mail on Sunday)

>Liverpool target and Guinean midfielder Naby Keita, 22, will '100%' stay at RB Leipzig, according to the German side's coach. (Observer)

Marouane Fellaini has agreed a deal to join Turkish side Galatasaray. The Belgian midfielder, 29, has less than a year left on his contract at Manchester United. (Ajansspor, via Daily Star Sunday)

>Aston Villa have rejected a £1.5m bid from Reading for 25-year-old Curacao midfielder Leandro Bacuna. (Sky Sports)

Birmingham City boss Harry Redknapp says he is interested in Bristol City's 28-year-old centre-back Aden Flint. (Birmingham Mail)

>Sunderland have rejected a bid - believe to be from Turkish side Besiktas - for 29-year-old midfielder Jeremain Lens, but the Dutch international could still leave the Stadium of Light this week. (Chronicle)

Elsewhere, the Black Cats are stepping up their pursuit of 29-year-old Bournemouth and Ivory Coast winger Max Gradel. (Mail on Sunday)

>After it was reported by Raphael Honigstein last week, Leon Goretzka has denied that there is any agreement between himself and Bayern Munich over a potential move in 2018.

Jose Sosa’s agent denies receiving a call from Boca Juniors and reiterates “the intention is to stay at Milan, but you never know what could happen.”

>>77370550
I'm not wrong you're wrong. I'm going to sleep, cba to argue with these silly americans.

Who /brasileirao/ here

>>77370602
Just like Sanchez was in Paris to sign for PSG when he was literally in Chile? If Sanchez wanted to do a transfer request, he would have done it by now. He has nothing to lose by staying on a final year. If he stays, he can go "I'm not a mercenary as I honoured my contract" and not have to pay any shit AND collect a loyalty bonus AND sort out a house in Manchester AND get his dogs up there.

I'm fed up hearing about him. Sell him please, just end this already. Nobody cares.

>>77370758
what are his wage demands? do you know? IIRC it was something like £400k

>>77370758
If he hands in a transfer request, he loses all bonuses and sell-on clauses he could be entitled to, which he might understandably be not interested in doing. And he is already 28, I don't think he'd be willing to waste another year without titles, especially having such a winning mentality.

>>77370649
Okay mate.

>>77370658
lifelong /sp/fc la

>>77370833
Far as I know he wants £400k from City (though media keeps saying he'll take less) and £500k from non-City clubs. City have offered £305k a week or £350k a week, I forget.

>>77370906
You mean league titles, he has 3 winner medals with Arsenal (2 FA Cups and 1 Community Shield.. Or is it two?). But if he wants League Titles, City might not be the best bet either. Also I did say he has more to gain by staying.

>>77370906
Then why would he join City? City won 0 (ZERO) things last year. So why would he join City if he wants titles? Arsenal won something, Poop couldn't even win the League Cup. Sanchez says he wants to play in CL, that's it. Nothing more. City haven't won the CL. Neither have Arse. So if he was CL, he better join Chelsea, Pool or United or go to another foreign club. if you mean league titles, go to Spurs, Chelsea or Liverpool since they're more likely to win it than City are.

>>77371042
£500k is fucking outrageous. That's way past the point of greedy

>>77371042
hello ITK, where did you get TK from?

>>77371204
Rumours.

>>77371201
I think he just loves Pep.

>>77371192
>Liverpoop Fans

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@77371192
>if you mean league titles, go to Spurs or Liverpool since they're more likely to win it than City are

my uncle works as a youth coach at crystal palace AMA

>>77371201
No transfer fee though and for a player of his quality.

>>77371042
>>77371192
If (at least on his mind) Arsenal had so much more chances of winning titles and had more of a winning mentality than City, we wouldn't even be having this conversation, anons. And I'm not talking just about titles (like you pointed, Arsenal did won titles with him there), but the overall mentality, the same reason that loads of supporters complain about Wenger and the reason players like RVP, Nasri and Fabregas left the club in the recent history. Unless Arsenal change something there those things will keep happening.

>>77371354
is he being investigated for kiddy fiddling?

>>77371354
Any future goats you wanna tell us about.
t. not a scout

>>77367556
It's not, sustained happiness leads to boredom, which in turn leads to unease and loss of happiness

See Paradise Syndrome

>>77371703
>>77371448
not sure i've never actually spoke to him

>>77371798
what can you tell us then. Except
>my uncle works as a youth coach at crystal palace

>>77371192
>convincing Alexis Pep doesn't want to win titles
shig

>tfw I bought a defender for a club record price and he's sitting on my bench because he's shit
That was my mistake. I mistook value for actually being good

>Barcelona will trigger Paulinho's €40m release clause

lol

>>77371999
dunno i made it up for (you)'s to be honest

>>77367533
They just need a proper striker and/or winger. Sandro should be starting in any case.

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would buying alli coutinho and hazard make barca a better team than if they just had neymar?

>>77374379
Yes

test

>>77367133
https://instagram.com/p/BW_X9guBk9x/

Enjoy and r8 your favorite

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>>77368888
Unironically our year though

>>77367192
You have to be pretty deluded to believe 9/11 wasn't an inside job.
There's been plenty of evidence it was staged.

>>77367735
Correctamundo

>>77380266
Ever notice how when something bad happens to the Yanks it was actually an elaborate conspiracy that they staged themselves just to further prove how all powerful they are?

Weird right.

>>77367533
I'm sure you could take Sissoko from Spurs

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>free agent player qt gf just signed a new contract to me FC but the coach doesn't think she adds that much value to the team and will probably bench her for most of the upcoming season.

>>77367868
The Championship and Leagues 1/2 aren't non-league, anon

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>>77374379
3>1 so yes

someone check my math

>>77383477
Are all italians from reddit?

>>77384060
why would you think that?

Trippier has been shit preseason. Spurs fans in mass suicide lol

Just heard an advert for Man City begging people to buy premier league tickets

How pathetic can one club be?

>>77384602
Why are you listening to talksport at 8am on a Sunday morning.

>>77384616

Forgot to turn my radio alarm off

>>77384602
If you live near the ground you get leaflets through your door advertising ticket offers.

>>77384666

How pathetic

I live within walking distance of St Mary's and even Southampton don't resort to that

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>>77385015

>>77385015
Reminder that City have one of the poorest fanbases in the country

>>77384060
Shut up wog

>>77368098
brenny got given the D

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>>77370602
>replacing Coutinho with Pulisic

>>77385102
I want a season ticket for that single chair by the pole at the back

>If Brazil forward Neymar, 25, does leave to join PSG, Barcelona could target Atletico Madrid and France striker Antoine Griezmann, 26, as his replacement. (Marca)
Really, really high quality journalism there

>>77367543
lel, he would get deaded real bad.

>>77367543
As hilarious as that would be, there's probably some sort of legal shit put in place for the transaction between PSG and Neymar

>>77368098
Holy shit, my man's jacked.

>>77368098
Based Brenny

I'm getting worried Arsenal might actually waste money on Memerez

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Only 9 day till we win the Superc Up

Still don't understand how MMA's so popular on here.

>>77386273
lmao, Madrid will wreck >us

>>77386365
I think it's wrestling fans who grew up

Anyone else physically disgusted when they see weeb shit like >>77386273?

>>77386455
Yep

Has /trans/ apologised to Pep, Stones and Danilo yet?

Matic to United looks to be very close

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Who /excited/ here?

>>77386636
>idol group
no

>>77374379
Yes. Is it possible to buy those players? No

>>77386641
>Shoegaze
Yes

>>77383675
I am a professional mathematician, and I can indeed confirm that 3 is a larger number than 1

>>77386620
Really want Stones to do well. I've got the comedic value out of him and Everton got 50m. Hope he has a good season next to an uninjured Kompany. Better city win the league than Man U or Chelsea.

>>77386688
I would rather see Man U win the league so we get to see Pep spend another gorillion pounds

BREAKING: @manutd close to signing midfielder Nemanja Matic from @ChelseaFC - Sky sources

A Pogba, Herrera and Matic midfield looks good. On paper that is.

>>77386683
How would you prove it?

Guess who Chelsea's longest serving player is currently in the senior squad

>>77386700
Would people rate Matic as highly if he wasn't left footed?

>>77386734
Got to be Vicky Moses

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>>77386727
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/terrence-howards-number-theory-craziest-quotes-from-rolling-stone-2015149

1x1=2

Its time for tottenham to sell the entire team except for Son Heung Min and Wanyama.

Its better to cash in on the hype and get rid of these clueless cunts

>>77386734
Cahill?

>>77386734
Matej Delac

>>77386727
Pick up 3 stones and arrange them in a pile, then pick up 1 stone and put that in a separate pile. The biggest pile wins

>>77386738
People rate Matic?

>>77386693
a meme team beating them to first on the last day would mean pep and mou both spend several african countries' GDP on dabbing and non-dabbing half-season wonders

>>77386757
Correct

>>77386758
what if the 1 stone was a really big stone?
im not convinced

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>>77386774
My plan is foiled

>>77386757
>7 years
>0 appearances for Chelsea
>10 loan spells with 9 clubs

>[Gerard Romero, RAC1] Barcelona will trigger Paulinho's €40m release clause
Ayyyyyyyy lmao

>>77386759
That's my point, he's like a left footed Jan Kirchhoff

>>77386816
I wonder what's the point of all those loans where he played 1 or 0 games. Just an excuse for Chelsea to not pay his wages?

>>77386837
He was the backup keeper for most of those loans, no way these literal who teams were fully paying his inflated wages

>Alejandro Moreno

>>77369074
bags of sand

>>77370630
>Antonio Conte will make a fresh plea for new signings next week after saying he fears being sacked as Chelsea boss.

Wasn't he given an improved contract like a week or two ago? journos chat shit

>>77387062
Desu Conte complains a lot, sometimes to the point of looking ridiculous. At Juve he was even worse, and was made look like a fool when Allegri reached the final of the cl despite what Conte said ("you can't eat at a 100 euros restaurant with only 10 euros" or something like that).

>>77387097
So it's likely we're gonna see him bitch out over here?

>>77387062
One that didn't extend his contract.
>You gonna get sacked.jpg

>>77387148
If he doesn't get the players he want, I expect him to, yeah. The problem is, he's actually awful at knowing what players he needs.

Take Cuadrado, Juve not buying him was (apparently) the main reason why he left. He comes at Chelsea, Cuadrado is shipped out because Conte realized that he was not good enough.

Besides Kane, who are Spurs' 1st team regulars that graduated from their academy?

>>77387187
>Cuadrado is shipped out because Conte realized that he was not good enough.

Conte publicly said he wanted to keep him, which makes aense because he always knew it was likely he would change the team at one point to a 3 man defence and would need someone to play RWB. Cuadrado wanted to go to Juve and Juve wanted him. Simple as that

>>77387213
The black left back. Think that's it

>Matic incoming
aww yeah

>>77387213
Alli

>>77387256
He's from plastic fc

>>77387256
He's from McDons

>>77387213
Trippier, Rose, Alli and Dier.

>>77387280
>

>>77387280
I thought Trippier played for Burnley?

>>77387290
>:)

>>77387213
The other 'arry

>>77387280
Burnley, Leeds United, MK Dons, Sporting Lisbon

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>spuds

>>77387351
>tfw used to be the autist who spiked his hair up

18. West Ham
19. Swansea
20. Huddersfield

Newcastle cancer is staying up sadly

>>77387374
>Watford staying up above West Ham

>>77387372

Nobody is pathetic as the inbetweeners but I came pretty close

>>77375501

>that annoying gen z "music"

>>77387374
>Newcastle
>cancer

>>77387187
lol

Mourinho panic bought him then told him to fuck off to Italy like 3 week later

Did anyone catch the Macedonian U8's youth cup quarter final yesterday?

>>77367620
US literally had it in 1994, England last had it in 1966, and we invented football

>>77387374
You should love Newcastle, roach, they had Emre play for them.

>>77387663

Emre is the most hated player in Turkey

Man United unironically have a CL winning team

>>77387915
Not in a good way tho, if we win it, we won't be beating teams by 2 or 3, it will be quick counters with a solid backline

>>77387915
>Manure Fans

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Thanks for Matic chelseabros!

>>77387915
Maybe if they buy Sanchez

>>77387915
Nah, >we don't.

>Juve have turned they're interest to Steven Nzonzi

Literally Cucked

'ello lads

>>77388182
hey, how ya doing

>>77367725
>not allowing a country the opportunity to host the World Cup because it's too hot there a certain time of year

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>>77388182
This is a british thread

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I hate summer

>>77367203
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>77388202
bretty gud
>>77388238
Howdy

>>77387949
>Not in a good way tho
And?

What else do you expect from Mourinho? Plus, it's hard to win the CL by playing well. Teams are so good that they punish you easily. Best to just keep things tight.

>>77388286
Difficult finish there

>>77388286
Martial to replace Neymar?

>>77388331
Aye I would still celebrate it wildly, I think United may go the furthest of the British teams because of this Stoicism

>>77388375
>I think United may go the furthest of the British teams
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If Man U got bale would they win the league?

>>77387949
Pep's obsession with playing """beautiful""" football is what got City knocked out by Monaco

>>77388455
Nah Mourinho would run him into the ground and injure him forever

>>77388480
>they led 5-3 and manage to lose the tie

>>77388480
>beautiful
Except he's said repeatedly that the reason he sets his teams up the way he does is because he believes it's the most effective strategy.

>>77388455
is he any good anymore? I seriously thought he wasn't playing yesterday

>>77387300
Trippier's a man city graduate

>>77388426
Other teams:
>Chelsea
Conte is rubbish in Europe.
>Spurs
They were terrible last season. That might just have been good practice though.
>Man City
Are they good enough to play that way?
>Liverpool
Have a really great record against the top teams in England, perhaps that could translate.

Man Utd have a pretty crap team/squad but could still do better those aforementioned clubs, save perhaps Liverpool. Boy, English teams really suck in the CL.

>>77388691
>kult kloppo
>cup tournaments

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Sorry for the low quality rumours lads but there's only shit out there

Sampdoria are reportedly on the verge of completing a swoop for Torino defender Luca Rossettini for €2m.

>New Inter CEO Alessandro Antonello said the club has been “reassured” there will be no block on finances coming from China.

Roma hope Riyad Mahrez can force his move from Leicester City, but another alternative is Juventus winger Juan Guillermo Cuadrado.

>With Neymar increasingly likely to join Paris Saint-Germain for €222m, Barcelona target Juventus talent Paulo Dybala as his replacement. According to Diario Sport, La Joya would be available for around €150m (£134m), which would represent a massive profit considering Juve paid €40m to sign him from Palermo two years ago.

Barcelona will join La Liga in reporting Paris Saint-Germain to UEFA if they pay Neymar’s €222m release clause, it is claimed.

>Milan are still hoping to coax both Milan Badelj and Nikola Kalinic from Fiorentina in a double deal.

Valencia are not prepared to accept less than €25m for wing-back Joao Cancelo, a transfer target for Juventus and Inter.

>Hellas Verona are showing interest in Arsenal defender Carl Jenkinson, according to the Corriere dello Sport.

While Manchester United reportedly raise their offer to £48m (€53m), Ivan Perisic refuses to comment on his Inter future.

>Inter midfielder Joao Mario reveals he advised fellow Portugal international Renato Sanches to join Milan. “It’s a great club and I’d have another friend.”

Chelsea left-back Marcos Alonso is not surprised by the fire-sale at Fiorentina. “Even when I was there, nobody knew what was going on.”

>Fenerbahce have confirmed that Sevilla are in talks to sign Simon Kjaer but insist “nothing has been concluded.”

>>77388718
he'll get to the final and lose

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Cristiano Ronaldo has returned to Madrid, where his trial for alleged tax fraud will begin on Monday.

>Manchester United could complete the signing of Nemanja Matic from Chelsea by the end of next week, according to the Daily Mail. Manchester United are close to signing Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic, according to Sky sources.

Paul Clement has told Sky Sports News he wants a "quick resolution" on Gylfi Sigurdsson's future at Swansea.

>RB Leipzig manager Ralph Hasenhuttl insists it is "100 per cent clear" sought-after midfielder Naby Keita will remain at the German club.

Barcelona are to offer Rafinha to Liverpool in an attempt to lure Philippe Coutinho to the Nou Camp, according to Mundo Deportivo.

>Paris St Germain full-back Dani Alves has urged his fellow Brazilian Neymar to "be brave" when it comes to considering a potential world-record transfer to the Ligue 1 giants from Barcelona.

Aston Villa manager Steve Bruce says the club need to sell more players if they are to continue being active in the transfer market before deadline day.

>Mauricio Pochettino admits Tottenham are ‘a bit behind’ in pre-season and in the transfer market this summer following their 3-0 defeat by Man City.

Pep Guardiola has paid tribute to Manchester City midfielder Samir Nasri but says his future at the club is up to him and his representatives.

>Everton are weighing up a £9million move for West Ham defender Winston Reid, according to the Mail on Sunday.

Harry Kane says Antonio Conte's words about him were kind, but he is fully focused on Tottenham.

>Pep Guardiola has confirmed that striker Kelechi Iheanacho will most likely join Leicester this summer, and says Man City will not look to replace the Nigerian with another forward player.

>>77388691
>Are they good enough to play that way?
Yes, they've been going further than most other english teams almost ever year for a while now

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Liverpool will step up their bid to sign Borussia Dortmund forward Christian Pulisic if Philippe Coutinho leaves for Barcelona, according to The Sun on Sunday.

>Manchester United will have to pay up to £31m if they want to tempt Anderlecht to sell Leander Dendoncker, according to the Daily Star on Sunday.

Liverpool defender Mamadou Sakho could be on his way to Italy with Roma if the Serie A club come up with £30m, say the Sun on Sunday.

>Paris Saint-Germain target Neymar has told his Barcelona team-mates that he will leave for the French giants this summer, according to Mundo Deportivo.

Should Neymar leave for Paris Saint-Germain, Barcelona will target Atletico Madrid’s Antoine Griezmann to replace him on the left of their front three, according to Marca.

>We understand the fee for Nemanja Matic's move to Manchester United will be around £40m.

Watford boss Marco Silva expects Valon Behrami to leave the club before the summer transfer window closes.

>Ross Barkley is at the centre of a six-team battle for his signature with Tottenham and Manchester City leading the race to sign the Everton midfielder, according to the Daily Star on Sunday.

>>77388731
>Barcelona will join La Liga in reporting Paris Saint-Germain to UEFA if they pay Neymar’s €222m release clause, it is claimed.
Lol. UEFA already confirmed there's no problem with Neymar to PSG deal weeks ago.

Dortmund needs a quality GK. Bürki isn't good enough. Any possible ones on the market?

if anyone could make me a webm of kondongbias own goal I'd appreciate it.

http://www.marca.com/en/football/international-football/2017/07/29/597ce55722601db8208b45a2.html

>>77388909
if that were true it would be done already and they wouldnt want to negotiate

>>77387915
>Lindeloff-Bailly best CB partnership
>Darmian/Blind LB
>Fellaini
>no good wingers except pacy niggers

>>77388971
>>77359019

>>77388972
It's not an FFP issue, it's a saving £100m in tax issue

>>77389005
spasiba

>>77388909
>UEFA already confirmed there's no problem with Neymar to PSG deal weeks ago
false, uefa said they can't know if a deal is fradulent until it's done and they investigate after, and that psg would have to sell like 110m in players to be able to sign nerman, and that they trust clubs to do the right thing, blablabla...

>>77389082
Sounds like. It depends on if PSG can bribe us and make it look like they somewhat passed FFP

>>77388691
If Spurs escape the group they'll be a tough draw for whoever faces them - but I can see them being held to draws by shit tier teams too often to do that

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meanwhile, in bizarro /trans/...

Why the fuck does Janssen look like he literally can't play football

>>77389300
If it quacks like a duck

ICC is a good idea but it has a bad implementation. I don't know who won the tournament, nor do I give a shit.

>>77389362
Barca won because they won 2 drew 1, city came 2nd.

Spurs, PSG and Real all finished below the Italian teams who played a game less than them

>>77389362
Isn't that just a fancy name for friendlies? I wasn't aware there was a tournament you could win.

>>77367133
>>Neymar shit again
>More neymar shit
At this moment I hope PSG is just rusing in a "we can't win on the pitch so we'll destroy you via money shenanigans".

Reminder that the CSL is the greatest league on Earth

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>>77389447
Can't Roma be crowned champions?

If they beat Juve by a big enough margin they'll go above Barca.

>the state of the ICC

>>77389627
ofc they pay the highest salaries so that means the best players must play there right

>>77389256
>1-7

>>77389656
United 'won' on penalties

>>77389656
>consecutive CL winners at the bottom
Testament to how worthless pre-season friendly results are

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>>77388238
765 is lame. CG is where it's at.

>>77389082
>UEFA assume PSG won’t break FFP rules over Neymar despite Barcelona statements

>The head of UEFA’s club licensing committee and financial fair play Andrea Traverso has told Italian newspaper Gazzetta dello Sport that, to their knowledge, PSG have been following all the required protocol.

(http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/833830/Neymar-Barcelona-PSG-Financial-Fair-Play-rules-UEFA-latest-transfer-news)

huehuehue

>>77389656
That table is out of date. Barca won all their games (2-1 v Juve, 1-0 v United, 3-2 v Madrid) so they have 9 points. They've won it.

>>77389709
They beat City 2-0, beat Real on penalties and lost to Barca

>>77389709
They need to stop that American crap. American football fans don't even want it: they wouldn't be there if they didn't like football for itself so don't want the rules changed.

>>77367539
>receive money for nothing
>stay at barca
>???
>PROFIT

>>77389362
I don't get it either. Especially the thing with teams playing in different places, and different amount of matches.

>>77390047
>out of date
It's not out of date - it's completely wrong.