Manchester City vs Tottenham Hotspur gamethread

>>77366353
when does it start?

Tottehnam are shit also which silva you fucking idiot

>>77366371
50 minutes

Just got to my seats. Where my spurs bois at?

Friendly reminder I bought a season ticket just to watch spurs crash out of top 4 because no squad depth. I'm a literal retard for thinking they would push for the title through some decent signings.

>>77366379
Obviously David you spaz

>>77366353
The battle of the exposed ones

>>77366985
Did you really think they were gonna sign anyone? They always do this. wait till 2 days before window closes to hear some news on signings

Stream link anyone?

>>77367124
check rebbit

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where's those good streams bros?

https://soccerstreams.net

Good morning faggit

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I got 8 tins and no gf

Let's do this.

Is Poop really going to play a back 3 all season despite having 3 centre-backs in the team?

>silva's hair
fugg :D

Dat booing.

meme keeper

>>77367488
>ameriboos

>>77367405
i should probably be with my gf instead of watching a friendly that i don't really even care about

ehh

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Reminder that Pep is a fraud and a hack

>spuds playing their hearts out to please their joo masters

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die hard stream nonce kek

Is going on promotion tour in America plebtier? Isn't asia the future?

>>77367589
Fatties have more money.

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>>77366353
>10 minutes passed
>No goals yet
Lads I don't think this semen consuming sport is for me.

read the trip >>77367580

wtf that's david silva?

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>>77367613

Go eat a burger

>>77367613
apologize and kill yourself fat faggot

Jimmy Pebbles

>>77367613
What did he mean by this?

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>>77367589
For you, it is Allah

>>77367642

He went for the Pep look

>>77367667

meh

>missed the goal
>stones scored again
wut

Pretty damn sure Sterling is a faggot

>>77366379
Bernardo isn't on tour

>wondered why zabaleta was playing for city still
>it was silva

>>77367838
>everton gonna spend 50m squid on gylfi sigurdsson
>more for a single player than many city spent on any signle player
>that will b the third hiest fee of le window
>for an icelandic freekick taker


wew
e
w

>>77367895
Gylfi is much more than that.

>>77367895
m9...

>>77367895
bait.

Transfer fees are totally out of control and will kill football in the next few years if nothing happens.

>>77367939
>>77367943
>>77367952
no counterproofs

Has david silva gone full just?

>>77367984
>this guy
just like the china hard landing economy forecast every year since 1990

>>77367939
Yes, also penalties :^)

>watching kike stream
>thought they were speaking french or german

>>77368026

nice comparison ching chong

>>77368004
De Bruyne was around 60 mil

>>77368058
thank you
>>77368012
it's time for a man to accept reality.

>>77367895
Walker, Stones and Mendy was around 50 also

>>77368040
they're now randomly switching to american commentary
wtf

>>77368118
SHUT IT DOWN

>>77367549
>Vidal

But I believed that Vidal wasn't a Pep wanted player when they bringed them to Bayern?

>>77368012
Post screencap

>David Silva has cancer
>Pep still making him play

Jesus christ

This City is so good lads

>>77368209
which city m8?

>>77368180
He is celebrating his japanese heritage by shaving head like monk!

>>77368129
Yep, he didnt ask Gotze too

>>77368209
more like totnum is shit

this danilo guy is gud

Why would you shave your head if your hair hides your JUST? Literally couldn't tell at all Silva was balding.

>kane

>jesus

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Holy shit that Jesus miss

WOOF

this jesus guy isn't gud

>jesus

wtf im atheist now

what the fuck

>0% Jesus

>>77368380
Barbados with the bantz

>>77368380
rare

streaming:

streams.notahoneypot.me

it may continue on to to the other friendly, but i'm going to sleep in a few mins

why did silva shave all his hair off?

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Who will be more shit this year, Gabriel Jesus or John Stones

>>77368506
he has cancer >>77368180

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i lub /spuh

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>>77368522
>hes wearing heels too
kek

oh and half time slogs

>>77368570
lol those two slags went to my school

>>77368522
>lmao fucking midget
>check height
>same height as me

fug

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>Jesus

this kike stream is showing highlights from the local league to china, belgium and then brasileirão kek

Is this game worth watching?

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>american city fans
>white kids dabbing

>>77368724
spurs were getting battered because they won't memepress in friendlies

>>77368724
a noice warm up for clasico

>>77368758
I'll stick around, I like to watch both of those teams losing. Maybe seeing one of them winning won't bother me that much.

Danilo not passing to Jesus lol

>>77368936
should have

stupid nigger

Someone should tell Danilo that players are going to get suspended for diving in the PL.

>commentator saying kdb should be off
>watches dier elbow him in the face on the replay
>"nah it was a bit 50/50 there"
lol

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>Obesicans

What's their motivation?

right about now
the funk soul brother
chimping out now

>e/sp/n really trying to build up this barca match as if it is an actual 'clasico' and not a meaningless friendly
lmao dude!!

does pep know he has more than 3 subs in friendlies?

>>77369045
Wants to have a look at the first team today

>>77369060
well i sure hope that doesn't include kompany
he's finished, and he wasn't even that good to begin with

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>tfw too smart to stay healthy

Is Kompany's goal to injure someone?

>people trying to hurt each other in friendlies
me gusta

spicee friendly

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http://goatdee.net/186182/watch-espn

>>77369091
he's going to take over for lineker on match of the day

is everyone going to play the back 3 meme next season then

>nasri is still alive, and in fact is even still at city

woah

>>77369153

That would not be the worst thing to happen

>>77369155
Poop was playing this in germany tbf and this is to cover for only having one leftback

>>77368979
after that miss, you can't blame him

>>77369141
delet this

>>77369153
Yes please, Vinny is the GOAT pundit

Is Ronaldo too good for America?

>>77369265
hes gonna be playing for NYCFC in two years time

How has my boi danilo done so far?

>>77369287
He's shit

>>77369265
Too much of a faggot for 'merica

jesus christ how fucking hard it is to score

are all players on the pitch 'avin a giggle? the fuck is this shit

>no you shoot
>no you shoot
>no you shoot
>no you shoot
>ok I shoot

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Sperms getting heemed

city trying their hardest not to score

>>77369330
how is vietnam these days uncle ho

>>77369356
it's just a passing exercise

Spuds claiming there will be transfers, who will be this year's panic buy? It would be hard to surpass Sissoko.

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>>77369153
Fuck I can see it.

hahahaha shitty

>you now realise why poop wants Sanchez

Amount of points city dropped last season due to missed opportunities was retarded

>>77369376
barkley

HAHHAHA

>>77369359
Well, you have to try really hard to be unemployed here.
>city's conversion rate

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID CUNTS REEEEEEE

what the fuck is going on

>>77369414
can I get a qt gf there

>>77369401
Chelsea wants him so he will be off sooner than 31st August.

>that goal kick
based

>>77369401
he's gash. has all the physical tools necessary but no brain at all. also lacks a workrate which poch requires
that said, they will get him on the cheap ~20mill and can sell him to bournemouth for 30m this time next year

>>77369414

t. neet

>>77369447
that miss tho

>>77369447
Did ederson try his meme assist?

Janssen will score, he's exactly what Tottenham needs, a player that knows how to hold the ball instead of losing it like Kane does.

>>77369456
>what is sunday
>>77369434
not likely

City need the simplest of tap in babbies and they would walk the league

>>77369470
Yeah aguero was a mile ahead of the last defender and then still hit the post

>>77369506
costa

>>77369492

t. neet

"easy goals misses", the match.

RAHEEMD

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>>77369492
sunday is the lord's day in vietnam?

>>77369520
Can see that catching a few teams out this season

>>77369414
Do you have any barbaric shit going on? Like lifetime inprisonment for drugs or something? Wouldn't mind living in SE Asia for year or two.

>>77369533
was about time

>>77369546
not with aguero and jesus tbqh

>sterling is the one to score a 1v1
meme game

finally

too fucking easy though

>>77369541

Was this a terror attack?

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Are Kyle Walker and Kyle Walker-Peters related?

>>77369565
Couldn't tell if the finish was cheeky or scuffed 2bh

>>77369565
shitty finish tho

sane will score

I think Nasri's staying if they don't get sanchez

He's trying way harder than last preseason

If poop don't win the league with this squad he should retire immediately

>all these blacks

Fucking hell

>>77369559
Would be the perfect tactic for Ian Nacho

1. Arsenal
2. Man City
3. Chelsea
4. Liverpool
5. Man Utd
6. Tottenham

desu

>>77369591
planning never got anything done

>>77369612
white genocide

>>77369547
just don't do heavy shits like fentanyl or meth or heroin
>>77369541
>current year

I fucking want Sane to fail so hard

where is lamela?

>>77369612
stop looking out your window

>janssen

Otamendi trying to murder people

>>77369660
he wont. very good player. happy!

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Qt :3

janssen is worse than soldado ever was

>>77369660
why?

>>77369660
Fuck off Hans, Sarnie is the real deal

>>77369684
and gorgeous too. those eyes, damn

>>77369660
He blacked your sister back in Gelsenkirchen?

>>77369718
girl??

Brahim IN Raheem OUT
BASED PEP

>>77369738
tranny bb

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>>77369706
>>77369697

Because he's a fucking idiot and not even remotely likeable

>Getting a tattoo of yourself on your back

yaya is out of control

>City is now one of the youngest teams in the league

thanks based poop

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>>77369755
>lips

>>77369755
>that lips
AYY YO HOL UP tier

Trippier was a bit shit today wasn't he?

>>77369755
would fuck him so hard
damn i want to destroy his vagina

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>>77369755
>that face

>>77369755
wow just wow

>>77369789
based brasil

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>>77369541
best part is the amerifat tripping alone at second 6

american """"""""sportsmen"""""""

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>>77369769
Remember when he picked lallana up and shook him like a rag doll in the league cup final? Angry yaya is hilarious

>>77369849
no. gib me link

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Just fuck my shit up

>>77369849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eYyEklurCU
kek

>>77369891
would do him all night and day

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>spurs are now the whitest team in the top half of the PL

>>77369891
he might regret it in 5 years time

>>77369891
hmm doesn't look german to me

>>77369924

no surprise

>>77369939
He probably did regret it the following day.

where is lamela?

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For me, it's Pockettino.

>>77369891
It was a city shirt before from the Monaco home game, think he changed it to a Germany shirt after people pointed out he has only been at city one year and that it was a bit foolish to get the shirt tattooed on that soon

kane was a 3 season wonder

>>77369939

He's too dumb to regret anything

>>77369956
ikr, he looks american to me.

FUKKEN JANSSEN

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>>77369978
.

who is number 81 for city he is fucking shit

>>77369999
Quads confirmed, Kane downfall incoming

>>77370004
can we agree the face on his back looks more abo

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>waddup dawgs

>>77370040
random youth fullback

Maffeo who is the actual prospect there is being loaned out to girona

DIAZ
I
A
Z

>>77370058
why would we need to agree to that?

did he just TSUUUUUUed?

>Diaz's mini tsu celebration
yay

>>77370082

Funny how he pussied out of going full TSU

>>77370063
>pieces of trash like this are professional footballers
>you aren't

fuck this gay earth

>>77370063
>those lips
damn i wonder how is his lips down there

>Spuds

>>77370100
more like t-tsu

>9 72 90
NOICE FENGSHUI DIGITS

tfw >we have the genuine Messi regen

>>77370134

You need to be a special kind of idiot to be a footballer.

>>77369399
>>77369506
This was the reason they didn't win the league last season
All the missed sitters by "world class" aguero and the rest of the shitters was truly astonishing

>>77370205
shitters miss sitters

>>77370150
who?

>>77368257
test

>>77370305
Brahim Diaz

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>>77370364
lolno

>>77370126
>>77370100
do you think he posts here?

>>77370458
hes young enough. would explain why so many british posts are so shit.