How many assists is he going to give in Russia next year?

du dummer mongo

>>77364999
checked

Tom Miller, Super Bowl MVP presented by Pepsi.

>>77365035
thanks for the screenshots. looks comfortable

>>77365096
yes

Why germans womans games was cancelled?

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>>77364937
this has potential
good job op

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>>77365163

>>77365163
to much rain

>>77365195
hello kyouko

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>>77365163

>>77365201
*too
ugh

>>77365096
Yes, it's hyggeligt

>>77365195
that grass is clearly sexist

women deserve equal surface treating as men, it's 2017 ffs!!! #resist

next up: Amok - He Was a Quiet Man-KinoX to 1858 -bySGexx.avi

danish pus'y

>>77365372
hmmmm...

>>77365035
theres an annoying ass road work on the autobahn near that raststätte for like at least 1-2 years now. theres also a funfair right next to it

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>>77365195

>>77365188
MEI OHRLÄPPLE AUA DES PIEKT

They also have a woman reporter who does a few pre-taped trips per episode. This time she was in Rothenburg ob der Tauber and a huge brothel in Stuttgart.

>>77365536
now i feel like vacation

>>77365659
why? you going anywhere this year?

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Thread song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gChOifUJZMc

>>77365720
Oh no, I posted the "The Mix" version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11h73WhqK4

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>>77365743

>>77365743
based

>>77365720

Overrated, boring band

This is the thread song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zndpi8tNZyQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siw-MAiKVtA

prost /grandes/

>>77365819
NEU! is great. But I don't think that they're overrated or boring. To each his own I guess.

>>77365819
Neu! is tight. check this tho if you dont know already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhtxqvAlIpo

>>77365893
*But I don't think that Kraftwerk

>>77365195
how can grass be THIS wet.
>inb4 someone got something this wet in her (male) pants for me

>>77366245
ask yer mum

>>77366311
well?

>>77366311
do you think she's a gardener?

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Can is objectively the best krautrock

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>>77366430
idk. doesnt look that kraut to me, even tho he technically is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F35yL5xrPlg

>>77365717
yes

>>77367509
Where

>>77367603
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1tHN7aQ_UA

keita staying at leipzig confirmed by based bunnyhutl

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>>77367644
okay

>>77367746
>ukrainian sportpalast

>>77367803
>cooled the beer too much
>became malty

what

>>77367824
should have wrote ,,tastes"

>>77367860
what brand

>>77367922
hmm maybe a bad bottle? I remember buying some beer from REWE which tasted like someone filled it halfway with soap

>>77367644
So you haven't decided yet

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Update: having the second beer. Is better than the first
/vlog

Now, let's get to brass tacks, who will be the surprise top 4 team this year and why will it be vizekûssen lead by a resurgent kiessling

Hey guys im posting in a German thread

Am I Fascist now?

>>77369100
yes, you're a Fasching now

>>77368962
I really hope hoffe and freiburg will do good next season

>>77365195
>THIS WILL NOT SLIP

slips

>>77369371
would be cool to see, yes. however, I can't see Hoppenheim doing it. Europe + loss of Suele and Rudy will hurt, and Toljan could go too...

>>77368962
>Now, let's get to brass tacks, who will be the surprise top 4 team this year
Stuttgart could be the dark horse. They don't play intenational, Wolf seems to be a competent coach and they already put a decent amount money into the squad

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>>77370441
we've already been through this, you can't loan league positions

>>77370441
hope they wont transform into buttgart

>>77369590
yeah fear the same for both. on the other hand the overall quality of bundes clubs apart from the top 4 is mostly between average and shit. so it should still be a doable task

>>77370617
hmmm....

>>77370638
>hope they wont transform into buttgart
true. You never know with this club.

>the overall quality of bundes clubs apart from the top 4 is mostly between average and shit. so it should still be a doable task
Hoffenheim is one of the most interesting clubs for the next season. The good thing about them is that, on a tactical level they are a pretty "complete" team, which is what distinguishes them from almost every other bundes club in their weightclass. But yes, loosing Süle and Rudy is a huge loss for them.

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Based Poldi spreading the cologne spirit worldwide <3

>>77371129
and Hoppenheim's play style should fare better than leipzig in relation to playing in Europe

>>77371306
yes

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>tfw watching carlitos way and drinking the beer

>>77371815
watching """""""el clasico"""""
not a huge pachino fan desu, only really liked dog day afternoon
and IIRC i thought the acting in carlitos way was awful

>>77372187
havent watched it before for some reason, so decided to catch up. last pacino I watched was serpico two weeks ago

just watching madrid/barca realizing bundesclubs wont stand a chance

>>77373125
don't need to watch some pre-season friendlies to know that.

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>>77373125
thomas could have saved the bundes

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>>77373288
yeah but still. even in a friendly the quality is worlds apart

>>77373381
big fox of tactics got BESCHISSEN desu

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>>77373381
based Taktik Autist

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>>77373578
>>77373575
F
;_________;

>>77373575
That comes naturally when you have a midfield consisting of Kroos, James, Isco vs. a midfield consisting of Holtby, Ekdal and Hunt.

Is this /bundes/

>>77365195
Wasted

Good night

>>77373987
yes

>>77374671
sleep tight

>>77374671
good night hun xoxo

>>77367603
i figured i will do some spontaneous small trips like to my parents place, an old friends place in bavaria, another friends place near holland and the rest i will decide then

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

>>77384356
morning

tyskland - dänemark in an hour

>>77365035
what is it

>>77385888
live coverage from german autobahn stations

>>77385888
checked

by-derbyen today: Bröndby vs Lyngby

today:


>3rd bundes
würzburg - bremen II (14:00 cest)


>2nd bundes
nürnberg - lautern (13:30 cest)
kiel - sandhausen
heidenheim - wismut aue
dresden - duisburg
(15:30 cest)

>>77386303
*derbyet

>>77365138
Süle looks so out of place, like he picked the wrong sport for his body type

>>77366430
8/10 taste
10/10 for an american

>>77386390
>>77386390

Germany vs Denmark

>>77365268
En hyggelig dag

>>77386531
Yes

>>77386595
Gjor folk liker dere regnet i danmark?

>>77386674
Do we like rain?
I don't think so

>>77371221
>the cologne spirit
being groped by muslims?

>>77386764
boy's kissing

>visit Konstanz
>get shot by an Iraqi

GERMANY
YES

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>>77387037
>mfw

>>77386764
>>77386953
yes

>>77371221
How come Asians can read Latin letters but non-Asians can't read Asian characters?

>>77386764
>>77387037
>t. Sören Benn

>>77387111
your memeing is off la

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So the Neymar deal seems to be pretty likely. Does that mean that PSG is going to sell some of their more valuable players (Draxler)?

>>77387037
he was a crazy man and it was a Beziehungstat™, nothing to see here people.

>>77387160
yes

>>77387168
this what lack of knutschis does to you

>>77387160
>So the Neymar deal seems to be pretty likely.
costanza.jpg

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>>77387160
Kalle, call the Finanzvorstand, we need 13.5m€ from the Festgeldkonto.

>>77387037
that's what you get for visiting Konstanz

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>>77386912
>77387037
>Fishing that desperately for (Yous)
get help

>>77387206
hello brown friend
please don't shoot

>>77387184
both clubs basically confirmed that they're in negotiations.

>>77387188
lel

>>77387221
>both clubs basically confirmed that they're in negotiations.
costanza_pixelated.gif

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>>77387218
outstanding reply

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>>77387218
yes, ananastisch post

>>77387228
stop doubting my post
thank you

>>77387228
your uploads are fucked

>>77387284
Is she autistic?

>Leon Goretzka hat sich im Poker um seine Zukunft zu Wort gemeldet und kann sich offenbar auch einen Wechsel ins Ausland vorstellen. „Es ist nicht so, dass ich das kategorische ausschließe“, sagte der 22-Jährige im Trainingslager von Schalke 04 im österreichischen Mittersill. Englische Medien hatten den Nationalspieler zuletzt mit einem Wechsel zum FC Liverpool von Trainer Jürgen Klopp in Verbindung gebracht. Goretzka erklärte jedoch, dass es bisher keinerlei Kontakt mit dem früheren BVB-Coach gegeben habe.

>>77387353
Schlelke falling A P A R T

>>77387218
*kills you*
nothin personnel, christcuck

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>tfw Schlacke falling apart
>tfw Vizekusen falling apart
>tfw Buyern falling apart
>tfw /energy/ didnt sell Keita for 80 mil
>tfw Auba and Dembele are staying

>>77387418
*teleports behind u*
hehe, jokes on you i am already dead inside
meet your maker, kiddo *stabs you in the back*

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>>77387338
No

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>>77387463

>>77387447
tbf clubs were ready to spend 80m on Keita but nobody wanted Auba

>>77387447
a pile of shit can't fall apart

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>>77387476
2/10 asymmetric hairline
wouldn't bang

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>>77387447
>hires bosz

>>77387493
this, he only wastes chances anyway

I can't wait for the
>t-this would have panned with Tuchel too
posting

>>77387517
all Bundesliga top clubs have shit managers
won't make a difference

>>77387610
*happened
me dumb mango, pls be patient

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>>77387622
>all Bundesliga top clubs have shit managers

What the fuck, we're winning?

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>>77387622
I rate Nagelsmann, Bunnyshedl and possibly Tedesco

>>77387664
>Bunnyshedl
good one, but why not Nailsman

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>tfw the only thing stopping us this year is /energy/

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>>77387664
you forgot Stöger :^)

>>77387702
but it will stop you :(

>>77387649
>knockoff peter stöger
>not shit

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>I rate the man from the club with the goat

at this point I can't tell anymore whether the Austrian is actually this delusional or just fishing for (you)'s

Hehehe

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>>77387778
I don't rate the man from the club with the goat

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>Für seine Premiere wählte Podolski Schuhe mit dem japanischen Manga-Helden Captain Tsubasa aus, für die Fans gab es im gut gefüllten WM-Stadion von 2002 nach den Treffern gleich die Podolski-Faust. Zudem waren im Publikum immer wieder Deutschland- und Köln-Fahnen zu sehen. Unterstützung ist dem „Kölsche Jung“ also auch im Land des Lächelns gewiss. Und die japanische Presse feierte den „Retter“ der Mannschaft, den „Weltmeister-Warrior“.
based

My favourite player even scored for Denmark. Feels good.

nice goalkeeping from Klautern

>>77387967
they should kick that traitorous failure out of their squad

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>>77387920
>ywn casually kick a ball around against manlets who get BTFO by milk and become a superstar

autosage?

>>77388137
yes, testbumping the backup thread

other thread is still fine

>>77387338
tßh all the best girlfriends are

>>77387920
Gregor >> Tsubasa

>>77387920
Gregor >> Tsubasa

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>>77387920
Kevin >> Hyuga

watching f1 now

>>77388695
So am I

now that this thread is on autosage anyway:
last night I dreamed that I was captured by a small woman, maybe 1.50m, who said that she was a witch and that I could join her gang if I allowed her to take out one of my back teeth. I asked with anaesthesia? she said no. then I said no. then she pissed on my face through her pink sweat pants. I was laying in a beach chair for some reason but in a huge old brick building, probably near a port or something.

thank you for your attention

My dream last night:
I was watching tranny porn and some female walked in (don't think I ever saw the face). In the moment she walked in Christian was sucking the feminine penis and I tried to explain that I usually skip that part and that I'm not gay. The girl was having none of it and somehow (I'm not clear on the details) she ended up using a chess metaphor. It was some kind of endgame in which white was one pawn up. The metaphor stopped making sense and the girl became John Bartholomew. I asked him if he also played chess and he said yes. Then I woke up

>>77389295
>I was watching tranny porn and
see >>77387111

>>77386459
>all those Denmarks

>>77387920
Thats so punkrock.

>>77389440
there was also a punk band in my dream that tried to free a fat mexican man that was captured as well and who was trapped in some sort of huge metal container. then the blonde frontman from the punkband inspected the TÜV date on the container, it was from 2013 which apparently was too old so he told the witch that they'll take the mexican with them and the witch was fine with that.

>K'lautern

>>77389500
>Germans dream about TÜV

Shocker

>>77389943
it was a bit steteotypical yes. the punk dude even had a clipboard. he also noticed that the fire extinguishers are too old so his band took them off the wall and started to play with them. it was a fucking long dream and I remember almost everything. I ate a lot of junkfood before bed, I think that was the reason.

>>77388654
How did they 30 years ago already know that Kevin is the Asi name?

>>77390391
pretty sure the first Kevin Assis are 30 by now.

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>TÜV
>tranny porn
>get pissed on

what is wrong with you?

>>77390460
sounds like the average German to me

>>77390460
I would let a cute female TÜV inspector piss on me. I'm not into dicks though.

>>77390567
you don't leave the house much?

how can you call a drawing of a fictional japanese girl a waifu if you wouldn't even let her pee on you?

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>bremen scoring

being spicyburger fan is suffering

>>77390076
Damn son. You should keep a dream journal.

>Kiel

Heiko Westermann's team (Austria Wien) is currently on the last place

>>77392478
Based sturm

>Rummenigge
>honeB
>hopfner
¿Why it seems like Bayern run like mib?

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>>77392692
>implying this is fair

cheatmark desu

>>77392896
>flood the pitch to get the game cancelled
>still use rocket shoes in the game afterwards

Disgusting display of criminal energy in danish football

>>77392896
Good one

Lamo
>>77392007

fuck off cuckmark

schmid scored for graz btw

Brondby 1 - 1 Lyngby after four minutes.
Missed penalty by Pukki, but Kliment scores on the "rebound"

>>77393931
>shitby