MAIN EVENT
(+230)Cormier vs Jones(-270)
(-205)Woodley vs Maia(+175)
(-1250)Cyborg vs Evinger(+825)
(-145)Lawler vs Cerrone(+125)
(-175)Manuwa vs Oezdemir(+150)
TV PRELIMS
(-103)Lamas vs Knight(-117)
(-115)Sterlng vs Barao(-105)
(-169)Moicana vs Ortega(+149)
(-365)Filli vs Kattar(+300)
FIGHT PASS PRELIMS
(+133)Curran vs Albu(-153)
(+125)Shelton vs Brooks(-145)
(+250)Burkman vs Dober(-300)
Make your picks for all or some of the fights.
Bonus points for listing in order of your most sure of bets.
>>77361493
Cyborg
Jones
Lawler
Manuwa
Woodley
Filli
Knight
Sterling
Ortega
Dober
Albu
Brooks
>>77361555
PRAISE KEK
I don't watch UFC very much and I don't know anything about any of the fighters (except Cormier/Jones).
I bet $1,000 dollars on a three fight parley taking Woodley, Lawler and Cyborg. If I win I get like another $1,700. I bet that because of a post on Reddit where a guy seemed confident on Lawler/Woodley. I through in Cyborg because it's like an extra $300 why not?
I didn't bet on Jones/DC because I have no idea who will win. Interesting in finding out.
I'm probably gonna lose my money but I hope I win money.
Is he white?
>>77362102
no.
Are fighters that weak physically they just stay in bed all day during a weight cut?
>>77361493
Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones
Jones
>>77362194
>>77362161
yes, bbc did a good documentary on a low level pro and his weight cut. would reccomend as it's fairly well made and only 30 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_FO7MzAnzM
>>77361493
Jones
Maia
Cryborg
Cerrone
Manuwa
>>77362083
You're probably going to win anon. The only question is will Lawler be able to swarm and finish Cerrone early or is he finally shot? If old Lawler shows up he'll bootyblast Cerrone easily but you never know.
Woodley and Cyborg are safe, easy wins. Maia would have a chance at a UD or SD in a 3 rounder but he won't have the ability to grind out 3/5.
in how many hours does the main card start
>>77362083
Good bet.
The only one to worry about is Maia/Woodley IMO
I'm not sure on it, Maia could submit him a bunch of different ways, but Woodley is sharp, a smart defensive fighter, has great wrestling to neutralize his BJJ and is very dangerous on the feet. So since Woodley has more ways to win, I pick him, but won't be surprised if he gets taps.
Does Jones still have it?
>>77370184
By "it" do you mean Cialis? Why, you looking to borrow some???
I hope cyborg gets her ass beat. She looks like a half dead ice addict that fighting for a half pound of shard. Does anyone else think that?
I want Albu to punch me in the balls as i fap.
tonights the night manlets take their rightful place as the most powerful race in combat sports
>>77371070
top 3 pound for pound fighters average 5'5" lmao
Any cunt got a steam we can view?
>>77371600
This
poor faG HERE..
links to live steam???
>>77362083
Man, too risky bet for too little money,. never do parlays bets.
Why not just bet in individual fights? You would get almost the same..
Well good luck
>>77371600
>>77371711
are you cunts for real?
is this your first time here? not even memeing
>>77361493
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa
>>77372188
>manuwa
kek
>>77361493
good op op
is woodley ready to have a new backpack
roidy robbie retires right now
>>77362083
cyborg is free money, woodley is likely but lawler cerrone is 50/50 pretty much for me
could this be FOTN?
Loser for Lawler vs Cerrone gets CTE
>>77372154
we need to stop spoonfeeding them, link has been posted like 20 times today
Is Tim Kennedy the most based guy to ever fight in the UFC?
This fight is too good
Cowboy isn't even a small WW, fucking ridiculous that he used to cut down to 155
friendly reminder this card was originally meant to have a sage fight and also a choi fight on the undercard too
>>77375582
How often army men use their knifes?
man this card is insane
>>77372188
>Manuwa
no I'm comin?
>>77375623
Probably everyday desu
why the fuck is there empty seats
>>77375582
>m-muh guns
>m-muh killing people
More like the biggest cuck. Huge inferiority complex.
>>77375582
tim aesthetic as fuck
>>77375665
im jelly of his muscle insertions
>>77375623
Tim's murdered people with jiu jitsu
stream pls
round 3 Robbie is a beast
>>77375659
Well he's a ranger what the fuck did you expect?
>>77375665
Fucking American hero right there.
>>77362102
Maia is half russian on his mother side so are Russians white?
Let's go my boy DC!
Fuck em' up!
Git'er done!
>>77375721
r/MMAstreams
wtf is lalwer doing hahahahah
how many more fights until Jones-Cormier?
>>77375582
He is. I follow him on IG. A fucking Green Beret....
Sucks he is kind of old for cagefighting
Crumbled that can
The Spice Gods are looking upon this main card
Who has working streams??
>>77362083
Gz, Lawler correct.
Sweating my balls off!!!
Two more matches and I get 1.7k!
Damn Lawler has no power left, Cowboy isn't tough lmao, he got a glass chin
>>77375974
Except the final 2 fights are confirmed 5 round decisions
>>77376591
Yeah neither of them looked themselves. Sad, this would have been a 5 round war for the ages a couple years ago
>>77376551
Good luck, Faggot. THat would be pretty dope.
i do have Maia though.
Does Evinger have a chance?
this card is solid as fuck lets thank dana lads
this fight then maia and his shitty meme ground game getting knocked out
then dc retaining what is his
>>77376968
nah
Only one match away from 1.7k!
I would fuck the shit out of Evinger, holy milf
Also, no hard feelings if Mail takes it, I had fun :^)
MAIA FUCKED
Maia just deepthroating Woodley there
>>77378954
SUCCCCC
maia been in there with anderson, he'll be alright
maias eye is fucked
Reminder that Woodley shouldn't even be champ right now.
how the literal fuck did rory of all people manhandle tyron, he's not even a big or strong WW
DID WOODLEY GOUGE HIS EYES!?
give those links boys
>>77378954
>not going full homo to scare them into submission
>>77378969
why not
>>77375582
>dumb faggot willing to die for nothing
Nah. UFC fighters give themselves brain damage, but at least they're paid half decently
why are blacks so fucking boring
MY EYE
HAS BECOME SWOLLEN SHUT
I CANT SEE YOU NOW
>>77378980
Hopefully. I hope Woodley kills this annoying BR.
>>77378977
rory is a fucking huge ww bro
he doesnt look jacked like woodley because he's so much taller and longer
>>77378993
kek
Maia is fucked isn't he
Side note anik Dom and Joe are the best commentary team
>>77378995
P R E G G E R S
R
E
G
G
E
R
S
MAIA CANT DO SHIT
WOODLEY IS TOO BLACKSPLOSIVE
>>77378995
>tfw can't stop looking at preggers blonde
Holy shit.
BLACKSPRAWLSION
>>77379007
fuck off
>>77379002
fuck you talking about rory is an average size WW, he's 6ft with an average build, borderline lanky. he's like cowboy's size. maia is bigger, maia is a former middleweight.
shucking and jiving into a boring ass round
baka
How do you get a physique like Woodley?
>>77378989
our guy won
Looks like we got another high quality BLACKED video here.
>>77379034
Roids
[e snore
>>77379031
rory walks around 200lbs i bet
>>77379034
eat spiders
>>77379034
black
>>77379034
selective breeding from slave days.. slave genetics
seriously
Fukken casuals are the worst. That was a solid first round.
>casual don't know how 5 round fights start
really fumes me up lads
who will gas quicker?
>>77379038
>the kid just standing there
I wasn't ready to feel
Do it for her, Tyrone.
>le back against the fence and never strike champ
>>77379038
But he didn't
I'm so tensed up lads, I'm worried about Maia
>>77379040
you would know what those looks like faggot
10-9 Maia
>>77379010
Mauro, Bas, Rampage
No homo
Whos more a e s t h e t i c
Romero or Woodely?
honestly "jui jitsu" needs to be banned from UFC, it in no way remembles fighting.
>one dimensional fighters thinking they can win
>especially a jiu jitsu who has to take down a wrestler and a brawler
What a joke
10-9 Maia
>>77379066
was he an autist?
christ hes the most boring champ there is, cant wait for gsp to wrestlefuck him into oblivion
How long until fight, don't want to see literal who's fight
>>77379077
There's a joke here to make, but i'm too tired to make it.
>eye already fucked up
>too tired for a takedown
J U S T
U
S
T
This shit is so fucking boring
WHAT THE FUCK BRO
This is why the Colosseum had lions and shit
>>77379071
STILL
MY
DINDU
>>77379086
Romero is a flawless specimen yes homo
>>77379086
Romero. His traps are beautiful.
Both are godly physiques though.
>>77379077
>not liking BLACKED, Tushy, and Vixen
Name more high quality porn Sven. Pro tip, you fucking can't.
https://twitter.com/RamseyNijem
>>77379029
>current year
>only having one way to win
>>77379029
fuck off
>>77379034
Risk enlarging your heart with roids
is damian maya white?
>people actually thought Maia could take Woodley down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77379100
The blame is on Maia who is content to get layed on for 5 minutes while he prays for a meme sweep or submission.
how long until the real fight?
first ufc event here
>>77379113
UFC has ring girls
>>77379126
>watching pro porn
>>77378995
id get her pregnant too
>>77379127
Ramsey talks a lot of shit, but he's dead right here.
>>77375665
did he natural?
>>77379126
Facial abuse you cuckold faggot
fuck off
>>77379127
He thinks he's Anderson Silva in round 2
>>77379127
>literal who TUFbabby
kek @ this fags life
>>77379127
#facts tho
this fight is a snoozefest
woodley doesnt trane bjj?
he is afraid of maia's jj
>110 rounds of this
whew lads
>>77379139
didn't Doran Yates dispel that notion on Joe Rogan?
>>77379089
They just need to allow all strikes on the ground. When this faggot goes for desperation takedowns they should be able to knee him in the head regardless of how many of his limbs are on the mat.
Rory save us
>>77378993
Low IQ
>>77379113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJtH2CCCUY
This would be the most popular sport in like 5 years if someone set it up in the US
maia can't do shit
Seriously, this ain't the early days of the UFC
You can't be champion by only having submissions in your arsenal
>>77379148
about 30 minutes or so
Post the streams
>>77379149
All of them are mediocre plastic surgery addicted whores
Fuck that, you just have low standards
>>77378995
me under the red dress.
>15 more minutes
Round 5 submission by Maia
>>77379179
he's being handled like a bitch
>tyrone is shucking
>>77379173
would be smart for rory to really call him out in the media like ufc ww champ is fake i beat his ass
question: how can white men even compete?
>>77379148
the "real fight" is going to be 1.5 rounds of activity and 3.5 rounds of manhugging
>>77379164
I'm starting to feel really shitty about blowing off my friends for a fight like this.
*shoots for a single*
maia fucking sucks, you weaboo losers convinced me he was goat
bjj purist BTFO
>tfw no soccer kicks
This fight would've been so much more interesting.
>>77379136
>>77379132
cry more
>>77379029
http://101sportz.com/hd2.html'
http://ripple.is/mma/542-ufc-214-cormier-vs-jones-2
>>77379194
they cant!
whens the main event? im so very sleepy. maybe we should go to sleep...
>>77379170
Cool, then dominate wrestlers can headbutt these Jiu-Jitsu pussies to death and spare us 3-5 rounds of lay and pray.
Maia knows better than to shoot naked ffs
>>77379188
>>77379200
He's got 15 more minutes to get a lucky back take. Woodley should have finished him.
Maia with no striking to setup his takedowns will never beat a good wrestler
Honestly what's his plan
>>77379158
Lol I dig it. Nacho Vital
20-18
tyrone
>>77379194
Conor would murder Woodley
>>77379200
He is goat at wasting everyone's time
Woodley is such a fucking pussy.
maia is more 1 dimensional than arjen robben
This commentary sucks
Did anything even happen this round
>>77379188
have another drink, Nigel
they get better when you're wasted
woodley too INTELLIGENT to go for the finish
why do most blacks have great take down defense?
>>77379193
why would he do that when there's no opportunity for them to even fight? rory is in bellator, he gives no fucks about the ufc right now.
Another Woodley Borefest
fuck I hate this negro and that fucking one trick pony hue, I hate them both and I hope a double KO
19-19
HEEM incoming
>>77379215
"You're pretty"
>getting outboxed by fucking F tier Maia
nice champion you got there
>>77379233
No.
maia just recharging, battery full now dindu gettin choked
This is fucking boring.
I BECOME SOOOOONUUUMMMBBB
>tfw finally measured
>i'm 5'9
time to end it lads
19-19
if this ends in a draw we riot
Come on Maia, you can do better
>>77379232
>caring
>LE FEINT THE ENTIRE ROUND MEME
NICE """""SPORT""""""
Who else is enjoying the team of rogan and cruz
>le sweaty slippery muscle manlet
the ultimate defense
So did I make the correct choice to watch Father Brown over tonight's event?
maia a little bitch
>>77379236
>tfw TOO WOKE to finish the fight
>>77379214
And what can he do? It's the same as the silva fight, he's horrified of getting heemed so he doesn't want to exchange at all
For a guy with so much power, Woodley sure fights like a bitch. I mean against Wonderboy I can understand but he's fighting Maia, why isn't he pressing?
>>77379232
it's better in Portuguese
just as brainless as the last two rounds
this is so fucking boring
>>77379240
They're tired of the white man holding them down
Is this how people feel about Mayweather's fighting style?
this is basically what connor vs mayweather is going to be
>>77379236
>tfw too intelligent to fight
>>77379240
Because they're all strikers who do best standing up
20-18 woodley
>crowd booing after every round
Maia's face is fucking busted, did he break his nose?
Conor would destroy Woodley
>tfw no david attenborough to commentate sleepy fight while you enjoy being /comfy/
Falling asleep lads
>>77379100
LOL. Gsp is fucking done dude. Hes off the gear and just needs a paycheque tyron will knock gsps block off so fast
IN THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Woodley giving Benson a run for shittiest title reign champ
HOLY SHIT DOM'S AUTISM TONIGHT
>>77379263
Me too man they have a great dynamic
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
Fight of the Year
I really hope DC V Jones blows my mind because I didn't fuck up my sleep schedule for this snooze fest
casuals exposing themselves once again itt
maia 2deep4u
After this whole awesome card, this is pathetic.
https://twitter.com/AngieOverkill/status/891509310479417344
>>77379247
>>77379259
You guys are legit retarded. I don't like Tyron at all, but he's murdering Maia right now. 20-18 easy.
>>77379126
pro porn feels lifeless, i prefer looking for amateur stuff
20-18
w o o d l e y
woodley wonders why hes hated and thinks its because race and personality but its because hes a fucking boring fighter
most people dont give a fuck about tactics they want to see you use your fucking ko power
Fuck I miss the GSP days, Woodley is by far the most boring WW in the history of the UFC.
>>77379272
take down defense is hard bro, you have to anticipate the shot
20-16 maia
>le grab the leg and smell crotch man
Woodley is the worst champion in history.
dana knew this fight was gonna suck and is probably pissed right now and wants to cut both of these guys if he could
>>77379208
thanks m8, mind coming over later and wiping my ass too?
If Maia catches Woodley and heems him /heem/ will implode and so will my sides.
I feel like I can take a nap right now.
>>77379126
I don't like any of that shit. It all seems so sterile and bland. I like gonzo shit, much more raw and dirty.
>>77379240
They have more sweat glands so they're slippy all the time
>they didnt give him any tools to get closer
Here Demien, magic potiont hat makes you 10 years younger and more athletic
>>77379272
he's sacred of his jewjitsu
>>77379194
They can't. Weak white boys just want to lay on people and pray for a decision.
>>77379226
> Conor
> Irish
> white
Counter striker vs a man that never strike
Doctor Stoppage will save us
>>77379127
Having a few drinks and acting tough now. Not even in the ufc lmao what a faggot
>>77379318
*smartest
Hes not a dumb fuck like cowboy, lawler or gaethje
ITT goofs
maia got his title shot too late. everybody knows his set ups now
>people actually thought Maia would be able to drag Woodley down
GOOFS
ALL OF YOU
GOOOOOOFS
I think Joe Rogan has had a disagreement with the other commentator. Odd things he's been saying
I just noticed, seems weird as fuck, almost like aggressive with other guy
Fuck this fight
dunno what I expected lol
At least Jones Cormier 2 will be good
>>77379332
>https://twitter.com/AngieOverkill/status/891509310479417344
>maia white
woodley has a shit gas tank, maia will get the takedown in the championship rounds and submit him
Woodley is whooping on him. I don't understand what's so boring.
this is what Cain wanted to do to Werdum
>>77379295
I know right I enjoy Goldie. But I really appreciate this match up not as many akward lols but just a really smooth team.
>>77379332
>Maia
>Brazilian
>White
>/pol/'s guy getting btfo
>b-but woodley's boring, he's not fighting how I want
Casuals getting exposed itt
woodley is the worst champion in mma today
Streams? youtube got taken down. shit was smooth as butta too
best stream?
>>77379332
The guy in the pic was her brother you massive faggot
Don't believe everything you find on r9k retard
How do we feel about cucking?
>>77379350
maybe like 20 strikes landed over 3 rounds
>>77379360
>not gooby
all them defenses
>>77379366
>>77379364
http://theblackmamba.comlu.com/MMA
>people booing
>>77379364
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/comments/6qd92o/ufc_214_cormier_vs_jones/
>>77379344
If you weren't a casual who skipped the early prelims you'd know that Dom literally told him to stop talking when he started going on a rant about 12-6 elbows.
>1HKO power
>extremely high TDD
Yet Tyron Woodley is one of the most boring champs in the UFC
>>77379366
>>77379364
look up acestream newtards
>paying for this fight
eat shit wagecucks
Maia can't read Woodley's wind ups, literally finished
t wood gets the worst match ups
for the love of god will somebody please tell cruz that it's "reckless abandon" not "abandonment" he uses that butchered phrase so much
>>77379350
hes not taking any risk and not trying to finish the job
>>77379360
him and Bisping are just cancer
>>77379360
Mighty mouse is the worst champion today. Beetlejuice drew more dimes than that chocolate midget.
WHITE PEOPLE ARE FINISHED
>>77379337
And yet GSP got fucking booed for this same technique
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
ARE YOU BOOING ME!?
"BOOOOOO"
>>77379379
casuals watching a casual sport, surprising huh
Y'all remember wat d Red KING did to Woodley dont you
ufc needs weapons to make the fights more exciting
guns with bean bag rounds
>>77379337
*most boring
>>77379382
nothing there working moron
Can we go back to watching Cyborg vs Evinger?
Tyrone "UFC is racist they should push me even though I'm the most boring fighter ever" Woodley
>>77379364
Disgusting poor fag
This has been a really good card support the economy
>>77379383
I watched you leaf faggot
suck a cock
>>77375582
He's definitely a fucking deranged serial killer in another life
wow two more rounds of this boring as nigger run back, nigger throw one punch, nigger run back again...
>>77379393
He's winning the fight.
Why are blacks so genetically gifted? It's not fair to whites
>post yfw woodley's next matchup is GSP and you get a boring clinchfest against the cage for 5 rounds
>>77379415
Then why are you confused by the fact that Rogan has been seething about that ever since?
>>77379396
b-but muh p4p
>>77379423
hundreds of years of selective breeding
All you have to do is rush Woodley, he holds all his punches looking for one big bomb
lol Woodley using the Anderson Silva gameplan against Maia.
>people was hyped for this fight
lel
tyrone is a piece of shit
ARE YOU SAYING "BOO", OR "TSUU"?
YAWN
masvidal would have picked woodley apart
>>77379411
This.
Another sleepy woodley low iq shit
>>77379411
>tyrone "the only one who can defeat me is on bellator" woodley
ARE YOU BOOING ME?
We need Joey Diaz to give some special commentary for fights like this.
>this crowd
kek
Masvidal would made a better match up
APOLOGIZE
tyrone runing like the nigga he is fuck this negro
my boy platinum woulda finished damien in the first
>>77379425
>GSP
>boring
kys you retarded casual
Maia you poor basterd :((
>>77379417
>>77378990
>>77375792
>>77375665
>>77375659
>>77375623
>>77375582
Tim "by the way i was in the army" Kennedy
>>77379446
Woodley would have pounded out masvidal
29-28 Woodley
The fight people expected. Also isnt' it crazy Woodley's gameplan recently is literally just "sit back and wait for one big power punch"? And it's actually worked. Dude has a lot of power and a strong base
maia landing more straight lefts than people are realizing
>>77379409
I guess I'm just imagining watching the fights the last few hours, huh?
stop complaining, you guys wanted this. Maia has never had an exciting fight
>>77379404
>77379404
You now remember those Hawaiian faggots who filmed that stick fighting promo.
>>77379421
Look at Maia's face it is working
>>77379446
much more interesting match up
29-28 Woodley
>people mad at Woodley when Maia is doing literally nothing
>>77379450
>tyrone "close my eyes while throwing punches" woodley
>>77379450
excuse me?
this is awful
30-25 maia
I guess old man maia tires before woodley's manlet muscles
>Joe Rogan literally triggered by the boos
He shills so hard, but you talk shit about the fans and wonder why UFC is dying.
>slow this fight down
Does Woodley have a single fan? How could anyone like a fighter this boring? Dana should relegate this bum to FS1 cards.
"im going to steal the show"
"im the best welterweight in history, its about time i started showing it"
*throws about 5 punches a round and backs off constantly*
>>77379454
I PRAY TO GOD THAT YOU AIN'T BOOING
JUST KEEP SPAMMING FUCKING TAKE DOWNS IS THIS MAN FUCKING RETARDED
someone wake me up when this fights over
GSP is ducking Woodley
try to prove me wrong
>>77379471
not enough senpai
And this everyone is why Maia should never ever get a title shot
his fight with anderson was TERRIBLE and this fight with woodley is TERRIBBLEEEE
>>77379422
you don't get it. entertainment has nothing to do with the result.
how are you gonna fight a 40 year old jiu jitsu specialist the same boring ass way you fought a karate dude? if tyron had any inclination towards being exciting he would have KOd Demian in the second round.
>>77379468
He's an active ranger tbqh famalam
Real talk, what WW beats Tyron?
>>77379427
I am casual, is there sauce?
https://twitter.com/IndiaGomesMMA/status/891510718067093504
>>77379478
Kill yourself
This fucking fight should've been before Cyborg, how the fuck does a heem machine like Tyron turn into a boring faggot like he is now?
>fight so boring i thought this was the fifth round
oh boy, the longest 10 minutes of mma up now
nice "sport" fagets lmao
>>77379368
>best bff
>brother
totally my man
>>77379385
I don't blame somebody for doing what is going to win
A lot of fighters, professional fucking MMA fighters, if they tried to do something "exciting" against wonderboy would get fucking heemed
I literally hate woodlel but now they can schedule the Robbery rematch, and that will be a good fight
How the fuck do you take this nigga down
>rogan shilling for this snooze fest
booo more 7eleven adds please
this fucking br monkey is awful
>>77379482
the man doing nothing is pushing the pace
>>77379502
Greatness is never very entertaining.
you faggots wanted this shit fight
>>77379430
Only Rogaine and other homosexuals take P4P rankings seriously.
It must eat Woodley inside hearing the boos. He clearly wants to be loved by the people
>>77379482
Woodley is the one with the potential to end this fight at any moment, not Maia
As a black man I hate Tyron's play it safe style and say fuck this nigga
>>77379476
it's boring you dumb fucking bitch! I already know how this fight is going to end
>>77379482
That's the point. If your opponent is doing nothing, what excuse do you have for not ending it.
>>77379505
Brazilian Cowboy
Man why are people hating? This is nothing like Tyron vs Wonderboy
Tyron is dominanting, insane tdd and picking him apart
does no one mind that woodley is roided to the gills?
>95% career takedown defense
>14 attempted takedowns
>0 landed
>>77379492
and then start crying about "MUH RACISM" fuckin bitch
I feel bad for Maia. He isn't even putting up a fight
maia got himself a title fight, what's the next step of his master plan
>>77379499
I can't, Per. It's true.
>>77379512
He's scared to lose that champion money now.
>>77379498
(can't wake up)
Dana's head has gotten progressively redder over the fight.
>>77379519
you fail the first 20 attempts. then you just keep trying all fight long.
Literally grabbed it again didn't he
YOU GOOFS WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW A GOOD FIGHT WHEN YA SAW ONE
YOU'RE ALL GOOFS
Holy fuck maia fucking sucks ass
This fight gave me colon cancer.
cool fence grab
>>77379530
fuck both of these niggas
>>77379492
just look at the faces of wonderboy and maia when fighting him, he is dismantelig them
woodly not ko'ing this non threat of a dude just goes to show how woodley is not really a knockout artist.
esse narrador bosta do combate quer ser o Galvão Bueno que retardado
conor please come back and kill woodly, if maya con box with woodly then conor will kill him.
>tfw out of beer
"ONE TOUCH KO POWER"
>last 2 fights have been 5 round snooze fests
>>77379512
hes trying to actually win now
Maia is fucking shit
>>77379526
yeah it is you autistic shit
>>77379529
>He clearly wants to be loved by the people
If that was the case, he would actually cater to the people and be more exciting.
>>77379539
Almost as bad as a 7-1 defeat?
>>77379526
Fuck you Rerb Jean!!!
40-36 woodley
>Grabs fence
>The ref literally lets it slide after warning him not to do it
Lmao holy shit the state of UFC wrassling
BOOOOOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOOORING!!!
>>77379519
You jab the fuck outta him for 12 minutes, then shoot.
t. Rory
>>77379507
Was during the fly weight fight on the fightpass prelims. It wasnt much, Cruz is always condescending towards Rogan.
Tyrone "4 decisions in the last 5" Woodley
https://twitter.com/KeithJardine205/status/891509819990982657
>people don't watch my fights
>it's cuz they racis not cuz i'm boring as fuck and a pussy
what did tyronE mean by this?
>>77379529
>It must eat Woodley inside hearing the boos. He clearly wants to be loved by the people
He could change that at any point by not being a fucking bitch.
>>77379487
lol
this bumblebee eye faggot sucksss
woodley just back him up against the cage and knock him out
>its a tyron woodly is the most boring champion in the ufc episode
This show needs new writers.
>rogan defending manlets
This is why I quit watching the UFC.
> useless standing up
> can't take him down
do brazilians literally not bother training anything but ground game?
So does this confirm BJJ is shit?
>>77379519
be rory macdonald
>>77379561
Ninguém te percebe aqui, filho.
this fight just screams boxing >> mma
based woodley working me into a sleep
Why isn't this crowd booing the fuck out of this sleeping pill of a fight?
>mfw people try to shill jew jitz after this fight
THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING BORING
THEY COULD PICK TWO BUMS OFF THE STREET AND IT WOULD BE MORE ENTERTAINING
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK IS THIS SHIT
>>77379531
Waa was I want my fighters to go out and throw randumb punches
>>77379564
>tfw already hangover
there you have it BJJ nerds, enjoy your fucking fight and say it, say that you're enjoying your BJJ meme
what is it with the huezillians being completely exposed lately? maia is one shot from getting sent to the netherrealm and having his chin deleted like the rest of his ufc countrymen.
Hahahahaha how the fuck is Brazilian jiu jitsu real like just walk away from the takedown nigga like just standup nigga
>there's still a round after this
Just fucking kill me.
I was pretty sure Maia wasn't gonna be able to do shit, but I'm really surprised Tyron hasn't heem'd him. He's basically not landing shit. I really don't understand what the fuck I'm watching here.
Imagine if Maia won this on a shitty judges decision kek
>>77379574
Who is the guy second from the left
>>77379505
Nick Diaz
Oh God, imagine if Maia wins the decision.
>wait 3 years for a title shot
>fuck, my takedowns aren't working
>i'll try some more takedowns
>wow how did i lose
What if they rob Tyron?
>>77379314
Amen, I thought it was just me but he is so fucking boring to watch.
>>77379573
Fucking cage grabber!
yawn
Dana taking some time to tweet during this fight
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/891509743017050113
>>77379577
god tyrone is fucking boring bring my favorite nigga bones
>>77379596
Yeah mayweather really takes it to the opponent and just just dance around fighting defensively like this wooley fellow
>>77379582
He said that?
>>77379608
>>77379592
BJJ is strong enough that they are scared to finish you, so maybe it isn't shit, only incomplete.
just waiting for woodley to get confident enough to heem maia at this point
ZZzzZzzzZzzZZZZz
this fight is fixing my insomnia cause im about to pass out
maia should try more takedowns
>>77379610
You're watching Tyron being a pussy. Maia can't do shit with the takedowns, but Tyron still won't take a single risk. Bitch ass nigger.
>>77379626
YOU JUST KNOW
>tyrone "PPV" woodley
>people think Woodley would pose problems for Conor
>>77379614
Shit should have happened in strike force desu
khabib would fuck up maia desu
>>77379505
Rory
>>77379626
kek
Tyron going full WSHH mode
jesus fucking christ these fighters suck
>>77379569
He's constantly talking about being the next martyr like Muhammad Ali and being a WW legend but he's too boring for that
>>77379583
tru
>>77379608
Cute girl.
https://twitter.com/RdosAnjosMMA
>people paid for this
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Why does Dana let boring negroes fight
>>77379608
i want to stick my willy in his ass no homo
based woodley pulling a mayweather
Woodley is fucking BEEFY
The only way he loses to anybody is if Nick Diaz comes back for that young belt.
Otherwise, Woodley either retires undefeated or loses his first fight in a respectable showing getting outworked in a close decision by a younger lion. Then immediately retires afterward.
Woodley's going to set a record for number of successful title defenses.
Screenshot this post.
god i hope tyron loses as a wake up call to stop being so fucking boring
at this rate Woodley will be defending his title on fight pass prelims
This fight is isn't the best.
To a more important topic; I'm going to have sex with my gf soon but she's a virgin (as I am) and I can't even use two fingers without hurting her. What do??? Will it be fine? Will she stretch easily or will she tear and bleed? Because it'll be hard to control myself and thrust very slowly.
Any help is appreciated. We are over 20yo btw.
49-46
just call it
JONES PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS
lol the crowd is gonna boo woodley so hard during the post fight interview
>>77379626
my sides
Maia should try faking the jab, then shooting for a single leg
>your schtick is being a grappler
>can't even get a takedown
this is mind numbingly boring
>>77379640
Exactly. Besides cage grabbing, dat is
>>77379575
tyrone grabbed the fence a 2nd time in the 1st rd too.
memories of kovalev-ward 2.
nogs gon nog
>>77379570
Worse
7-1 was entertaining, this isn't
>>77379626
kek! dana is sending woodley to a ufc card
>>77379640
Why would Woodley let Maia put him into some meme pussy guard.
>>77379638
He's too tired from the previous takedowns
>>77379640
Sounds about right.
This fight makes Cerrone/Lawler seem like a spicy banger.
>>77379663
imo he's losing so not really, floyd actually scores
>>77379505
Colby 'the nigger grave digger' Covington
Wake me up for the bones fight
>CARD OF THE YEAR
Woodley has done more offence in this fight alone than the 2 Wonderboy fights combined
3-1 Woodley
Fight is pretty much what was expected so I won't say it's boring.
Woodley keeps grabbing the fence though, not really fair when that's where Maia does his best work. Herb do you not see shit? You said yuo'd take a point
>>77379618
>be an one trick pony
>do one trick
>wow somehow people are suprised
>>77379619
the look on his face last time when they thought he was gettin robbed
ill allow it
>Duke Rufus still hasn't taught Tyron how to through a left hook.
Seriously, he should have more weapons that the right hand.
>>77379667
No worries, your dick is smaller than two fingers
>>77379667
just go balls deep and bury the body
>watching two men wave their hands at each other for 25 minutes
This is my life.
>>77379647
Well seems like the only ones that like to actually scrap are the diaz bros just pay them and let them smoke they will fight anybody
FINAL ROUND LET'S GO
he's tagging him, why doesn't he push for a finish? fucking faggot lands 1-2 clean shots and retreats
>>77379581
Fuck brian stale
Based Woodley working the obese whitebois into an absolute shoot
15 takedowns and all of them stuffed
#Backpack
You actually do just hate on Tyron because he's Tyron
If this was Conor picking someone apart you wouldn't shut up about how great his takedown defence is and his handspeed and countering and what not
>>77379640
This. Maia has absolutely horrendous striking and this nignog still won't throw any punches.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>77379505
CALLING IT NOW, MCGREGOR BEEFS UP TO 170 AND KO'S WOODLEY
MAIA is a fucking bum
>>77379505
GSP
>>77379721
It's just under 3 fingers wide, but obviously more height than fingers.
0 for 17??
>>77379559
Yeah he dismantled them, but it's all reactionary.
Woodley is completely afraid to commit to any kind of attack that isn't a follow up to countering his opponent.
Knew I couldnt trust the black GSP for a KO
>>77379736
No people would still shit on the fight. Not everything is a race issue.
>>77379748
who here /massiveerection/
>>77379613
Charles barkley
maia should spin while he jumps
people chanting BORING !!!
Aussies how nice is it watching on a Sunday morning? M'jel
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>>77379736
People were wanking over Conor not getting taken down by Nate of all people.
>>77379742
Welcome to your first UFC event you retard.
ZZZZZZZ Woodley wonders why he has no fans.
what fucking idiot made this fight?
Imagine the shit talk Nick would spout about Tyron in the cage. Gotta say Dana better bend over and do all he can to get some excitement out of that black champ by getting Nick to fight him. It's the only way
>>77379776
It is for some people on this site
>>77379667
Just put her on top of you and let her go at her own pace. You'll have plenty of chances to pound her silly once she knows it's not going to hurt.
T W E N T Y A T T E M P T S
Tyron 'The Big Black Pussy' Woodley
Even the commentators are shitting on this boring ass fight.
>>77379810
Nick beats Woodley by round 4 or 5 tko.
screenshot this post
IT"S BRAY WYATT
>>77379667
Go slow, finger her a lot first, maybe get her a toy to use a bit beforehand, take her time, make sure she's relaxed and nice and wet, and use lots of lube.
Don't just pump away, you got time. Get her to blow you first if you just gotta have a nut and don't think you'll be able to control yourself.
nigger throws one punch and then nigger runs straight back..... ok
How'd they all sync up like that?
They should both be fired for this performance.
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>"Knockout artist"
>Too much of a pussy to throw a punch at one of the worst strikers in the entire UFC
MY FUCKING SIDES
>ITT people who thought a guy defending his belt would be exciting.
you know better
tfw TYRONE STARTS A RACE WAR. GET THE TORCHES MEN
shouldve gotten drunk before watching tonights matches desu
FOLLOW
THE BUZZARDS
BORING
BORING
BORING
>>77379817
Thanks mate.
I have said for her to go on top but she's said no she wants me to, and that she'll be fine and will endure the pain.
I think if she's not handling it easy then again I'll tell her to go on top.
Looking forward to the next fight bois.
>>77379872
casual polturd watches fight and doesnt understand whats going...polturd speaks his mind
think id rather masturbate with a belt sander than sit through another one of this moon crickets fights
>why do people dislike me? t. t. woodley
Maia couldn't even get 1 takedown
>>77379936
lol ahahhah
>nigger detected
ahhahahah
stfu monkey
is firstrowsports taking a shit for anyone else?
>>77379748
McGregor is going to get KO'd by Mayweather then retire from combat sports with that huge paycheck he received.
>>77379505
>bell rings
>Woodley puts his hands up in victory
Congrats on making your slippery stats, but how does this score?
Boxing fan here. I thought UFC was exciting. Turning this shit off.
Woodley is literally the Mayweather of MMA, except he sometimes finishes fights
>focus on completely shutting down opponent and laying on the cage
>occasionally blacksplode
And he wonders why no one likes his fights.
>>77379995
can imagine conor mcgregor fighting either of these?
nate diaz is absolutely shit i don't know why he thought had a chance in welterweight
>>77380058
watch the next fight
Could Ben Askren take Woodley down?
This fight to go to decision was +260 for some unknown reason. I hope I'm not the only one here who got on that.
>5 round boring as fuck GSP fight next
Woodley is going down as one of the shittiest champs ever
Is Woodley the new GSP?
dead af @ joe lowkey throwin shade
>>77380158
he needs to put away GSP to redeem himself
>>77379612
That would be a great thing.
>>77380017
I hope you call people like jon jones nigger in real life.
You wait you don't you coward fag
>>77380877
HAHAHAHAHH
STFU MONKEY
>>77380915
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
CORMIER BY BULLRUSH
Uncle Dana yelling at DC in the background.
DC has no idea what is going on.
Hey guys
I made my 1.7k :)
Then I took my winings, bet $659 on Jones and won $200 :)