First two quarter finals today
18:00 Netherlands - Sweden
20:45 Germany - Denmark
get in here
>tfw u want "the real national team" to lose just so feminists get butt blasted
also, first for Anouk Hoogendijk
Is our waifu in the starting lineup?
Why are Dutch women so perfect?
>>77360727
Rooting for the Netherlands today. Sorry, Sweden but Netherlands is Germany essentially.
>>77360836
lel no! Nogdyke will be playing Shittag again?
>>77360770
Fuck you i want the same thing
>>77360875
>germany = netherlands
wew lad
Anyone else think she looks like Graham Hansen's autistic little sister?
>>77360848
our goalkeeper is actually a MtF
>>77360890
It's true tho
>Sweden in blue
Kino
>>77360946
Google: Utopia
This Dutch team would be waifu tier if it weren't for the two niggers. Shame.
>>77360927
You mean the coach ?
>ypur cunt
>do you want to lose?
Sweden
Yes
>>77361031
>only one POC in the team
Why are we so racist?!
for me it's Aslani
>>77360892
she does talk and look a bit like the awkward girl
>>77361054
or maybe Jill
>>77360927
Oh, maybe then it isn't enough to just hoof it towards the upper half of the goal... Hope Pia made the ladies aware of that
>>77360962
Usually is a good sign for us desu
for me, it's van de donk
For me it's Magdalena Eriksson
Bonus: she's a lesbian
>>77361152
this girl is very good plus nice ass
>Van der Donk
>>77361173
Is that maartens?
Please win Sweden I cant take another article from some PC retard who doesnt even watch football talking about the wage gap in football between men and women.
Its time to STOP
>Lindahl
>want to watch Allsvenskan
>dad insists on this
>>77361188
yeah
>>77361210
NO
I'm not gonna take one more second fucking PC retards to talk about how Swedish women are better because they're ranked higher on the womens FIFA ranking then the men
HOP HOLLAND HOP
>>77361031
Nice "diversity" you got there
Aa pronounced å?
>>77361235
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_front_unrounded_vowel
>>77361230
JA SVERIGE JA SCÖR EN MÅL VOR MI
>>77361226
Wew
Why do they keep touching their hair
>>77361269
They're semi aware that people like us are watching
I hate De Vijverberg, the away stands are like a fish bowl. Cant see shit
>>77360890
Nothing personal. I like you, my [s]deutsch[/s] dutch friend.
Very germanic thread
>tfw you never be Stefanie van der Gragt's bf
Why even live?
Anyone ever dated a football player?
I havent but I did make out with Michel Preud'homme's daughter once
>women's football
I want martens to sit on my face
Who /DvdD/ here?
>>77361365
Tuurlijk vriend
>>77361031
Gib dis battle dyke on the left bottom pls
tfw you will never smell Martens farts.
>>77361409
Rehns daughter/gf?
>>77361423
why do you have to make it weird
>>77361409
>>77361365
I dated a football player but he wasn't a pro or anything
>>77361096
for me, it's #6
>dyke refereeing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Det riktiga landslaget
HELL SEGER
ERA PENAL
HUG AND SCISSOR
GET REKT
NOOOOO SWEDEN WHY
>tfw tthe waifu scores
Ahahaha that goalkeeper
>that dutch coach outfit
jesus christ
Based nederländerna
>hiding behind the wall
Women goalkeepers dont even get the basics do they?
GOAAAALLLL
Negerländerna :DDDDDD
>set up a wall to cover a corner
>stand in the centre leaning towards that corner leaving the uncovered corner open
>>77361513
Hey she's just as good as any male goalkeeper ok??? So shut up
>>77361501
too revealing?
U mad Swede cucks?
>>77361430
Jummy jummy jummy, I want Martens farts in my tummy.
>>77361543
>he supports his national team for women
No you're the cuck here mate
>>77361430
This. Did the jews bring this in? I've heard friends say about a girl "i'd eat her shit". Absolute degenerate society.
>>77361513
>>77361526
LMAO she's 34 probably played since 6 years old
>>77361538
Eva is that you?
So who's winning this Mickey Mouse Cup?
>>77361562
Never thought I'd see an Australian in this thread. Are you okay?
>>77361315
Doesn't "de Vijverberg" mean something weird? Like, mountain of widows or something?
>>77361579
Deutschland
Dykes utterly btfo
>>77361589
Pond mountain
>>77361579
Germany
>>77361589
Literally pond mountain
tfw i think i played against Martens as a kid. I know her first club and they were a regular opponent
>>77361598
Womens football is just as important as the mens team!
>>77361392
>>77361600
>>77361613
>tfw we also have Pond mountain as lastname in Sweden
>>77361622
There was a girl in my youth team when I was young and she showered with us until we were like 12
>>77361622
Was she any good? Did she play with boys, or girls?
>>77361646
Did you kiss her penis?
>>77361622
London
>>77361576
http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/fotboll/a/JaA4j/atta-malvaktstavlor-i-em-gruppspelet
>I dont know if the keepers are younger or if they are just unlucky, because i think at the same time the goalkeepers have improved
>t. Hedvig Lindahl
>>77361650
boys, we also had girls playing with our teams. I'd say she was pretty good
>>77361669
Not London:^) Bergen
>>77361682
for me, it's #2
>>77361711
is there some israeli team playing in bergen-belsen?
>>77361682
regular: #7
kinky: #10
>>77361640
pls no
>>77361682
So sad
>>77361671
What does she mean by this? Goalkeepers are better but make more mistakes?
>Lindahl
Hides behind the wall and leaves her whole left side against a rightfooter.
Its as if she asks for a curved ball in the net.
Who is that chubby qt next to Hoogendijk?
>>77361827
>a girl asking for it
pls stop ur sexism right there!
reporting in.
>anouk hoogendijk will never have my children
I Hurt myself today
>>77361858
she seems so nervous when asked a question :3
for me it's Sarah Zandrazil (Austria).
>>77361847
Manon Melis?
>>77361877
*Zadrazil
>>77361556
>Implying i can't support both male and female national teams like a true patriot
Enjoy more Somali cock Sven
>first saw 3rd division on tv
>listened to 2nd /bundes/ on radio
>saw 3rd division highlights on tv
>saw 3rd division highlights again and also 2nd /bundes/ highlights on tv
>now watch swe - ned on tv
wtf am i even doing?
>>77361924
Constantly thinking about cuckporn isn't healthy my friend.
van der sanden can fuck off with her dyke haircut
>>77361950
this
>>77361950
So thats why half our team are so distracted
>>77361933
Enjoying a relaxing saturday, why don't you grab a beer as well?
>ned backwards is den
So Sweden = Germany
Denmark = Netherlands
Norway = Austria
>>77361970
basically you take it up the ass
>>77361970
>Swe-ger = reg-ews
¿¿¿
>>77361970
But Sweden would never lose against Den
Dekker looks sexy when she's pissed.
>>77361979
so youre bike fanatics with an animal fetisch that speaks an unintelligble language living in a land so flat you make irish people cum on demand
>>77361950
She is a Nigress. So who cares
>>77362008
embarrassing
BIG
>>77362025
BALLER
>>77362025
ROUND
So what are our tactic? Defend with long balls on Blackstenius while hoping for freekicks and corners?
should have been a goal desu
>not having a roided black tranny as a forward
Are you even trying swecucks?
>>77361587
What about me my tall friend?
>white cis male commentator
>saying a girl shouldn't do something
>saying she's not a good footballer
BOOOOO
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
I don't care at all.
MIEDEMA
I
E
D
E
M
A
I need Jill now
>pacey black winger
Heh nothin personnel kids...
Reminds me of the '04 Euros, can't help but assfuck Swedes.
Holy fucking shit women can do anything!
Fischer.. So slow!!
good counter attack 2bh
nice pass by #11
>>77362110
VAN LUNTEREN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWq-tGbnUjI
>crowd striking up seven nations army when the team scores
hwy are Hollanders so pleb?
>>77362112
>13 points
>10 points
>>77362127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyAZnfd4L38
>the keeper not coming to collect that heavy touch before the goal
Smdh
>#5 for Sweden
>>77362135
>>77362124
>>77362135
>>77362150
i approve. go on
>>77362136
Exceptional kek
imagine going to >doetinchem for >women's football and seeing your team lose
>>77362129
> Dutch FA anno 2017
It's a miracle we have that many, Abduulkadar.
Swedecucks getting rekt lmfao
>>77362175
Am I the only one who is at vijverberg?
>>77362129
>Men's football
lmao who even cares
>Dahlkvist
Has she even touched the ball?
Change back please
>>77362163
Why has Popp not been on the team so far? Is she having a Formtief?
>>77362206
>>77362187
Ja, waarom zou je betalen voor het kijken naar wijven.
>>77362221
I would popp her Formtief
>>77362230
:(
IT'S SO FUCKING BORING
all these beautiful european women.. shame in 50 years they will all be half white/half brown
>>77362233
I think I know what you mean ;^)
>>77362226
>>77362228
>dvw NPO wordt betaald met belastinggeld
>dvw we allemaal betalen voor deze troep
Thank you the Netherlands
For shutting the feminists the hell up
>>77362243
>le pol face xD
>>77362250
>>77362246
honestly i would prefer
>>77362226
>>77362206
>>77362150
>>77362135
>>77362124
>>77362110
excluding >>77362250 and >>77362267
since these pictures looks as if she got herpes
>>77362243
>tfw I was watching this as a warm-up for England-France
>tfw this match has 15 minutes to go, but the England match doesn't start for an hour
>tfw I am going to wind up watching 40 minutes of worthless filler
P-please keep posting here, sportsfriends ;_;
>offside
>>77362278
>he thinks england - france is today
who's gonna tell him?
>>77362221
She got injured about two days before the nomination went out.
;_;
Cant stop thinking about how good Asllani could have been without Sundhage as coach.
>>77362243
>Implying Middle-Eastern women are not qt3.14 as fuck
I am literally saging this thread; that's how dumb you are.
>>77362293
Who /remember Popp from the 2010 U20 Women's World Cup/ here?
She dominated that shit so hard
>>77362243
There is no such thing as half white/half brown unless you mean the upper half will have one colour and the bottom half another.
>>77362271
>>77362278
You're going to get drunk, fall asleep before the real match happens and wake up in the middle of the night with a hangover cursing all over the place because you've done it again.
I've done this so many times it's not even funny anymore.
I'm already drinking Rum right now. Might do it again because I'm retarded.
>>77362291
>>77362292
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>77362302
>be a girl
>don't know what offside means
>>77362306
t. Khalid Abdul Khan
>>77362320
You seem to not be able to stomach alcohol properly.
>>77362291
yes. Starting at 20.45
>>77362278
>>77362292
>>77362322
My sides
>female finishing
>>77362339
A-at least I got to read all your quality posts :3
>>77362260
>>77362335
The problem is that my tolerance is too high already. I don't even feel beer anymore, so I start where other people would finish it off with the hard shit and get falling down drunk in like 2 hours. I'd stop drinking and switch to weed if I had any contacts to dealers.
>>77362358
>The problem is that my tolerance is too high already.
Apparently it isn't if you fall asleep this easily, you just think it is.
>>77362320
>Real match
>Womyn's
The only real match today is Atlanta utd vs Orlando City. Wish I had some heroin to shoot up while waiting rather than watch this droll
>>77362355
>le typical no source pol "screenshot" post xD
>we wuz right all along xD
>>77362355
fake
>>77362378
>MLS
>Any better than women's football
FIGHT. AND. WIN.
>>77362372
I can easily drink a bottle of 54% Rum in 1-2 hours. That's the problem here. Pic related.
I don't think that I should go for even more.
>Blacksteinus
>>77362380
>lalalala I can't hear anything lalalala
#RefugeesWelcome #BarmbekWasAnInsidejob
>>77362367
she wants to help you studying biology. nice girl :)
>>77362398
>77362355
this
>>77362409
>rum
are u a gril?
>>77362409
You should stop drinking friend
Fuck, where's my snuff?
>>77362409
No, you should go back to beer or wine, so you won't flip over in 2 hours.
/onsek/ lads
who can stop us?
>>77362422
What's a manlier drink? The usual Vodka is only 37.5%
>>77362423
I know..
>a literal Nigress
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77362446
>we
no more swedish qt soon ;_;
>>77362453
whisky
>>77362455
>(you)
>>77362457
>>77362453
Whisky.
Stroh 80.
>Lose to Italy
>Lose to Netherlands
Our women's team is literally this trash
hahahhaha
just shut it down
>>77362438
Beer and wine just make me feel kinda shitty and not drunk at all, no matter how much I drink.
I'll stop shitting up the thread with my drinking habits now. We've got footy to discuss.
>>77362493
>Beer and wine just make me feel kinda shitty and not drunk at all, no matter how much I drink.
Keep telling yourself that. Spoilers: It's not true.
kek swedecucks your coach looks like John Kerry
>>77362493
Don't drink anymore anon
>>77362493
If you become a full-blown alcoholic and then stop at some point you can never enjoy a "normal" drink again
>>77362377
she cute
Rivkah <3
>>77362493
Yeah. "footy".
MVP
>>77360727
lol, didn't know this existed
why are women so pathetic?
>>77362504
It sounds like all forms of drinking make you feel shitty, though. I can't help with alcoholism because if I don't want to drink, I just don't drink, but next time you want to drink, only drink half as much. It won't solve everything, but it's the first step.
>>77362551
I liek her
>Celia Sasic is now a retired player acting as a TV commentator
Fuck I feel old now. I remember when she was the hot new shit.
>>77362551
goat
>>77362575
>only drink half as much
fuck that m8 cold turkey or nothing
Shit. >>77362575 was meant for >>77362493.
>>77362267
Jesus Christ she's fucking perfect. Why the fuck did the coach sub in the nigger instead of her??
>>77362306
t. Abdul bin-Muhhamed or rëddit cück. Kys my man
>>77362577
because of reasons like >>77360770
they think they're more relevant than they actually are when a fucking man U-18 team would destroy each and every women team on this tournament
>>77362446
That tranny nigger, for one
Your team is literally perfect if it weren't for her
>>77362551
>Those thicc thighs
Hnnnnng
>>77362648
More of roord please
>>77362631
>šašic, Künzer
They always give the job to the african immigrant
KEMME OR RIOT
>>77362669
calm down now it's GER/DEN time
>>77362703
>t. frauke petry
I wanna tongue Leonie Maier's anus, if you know what I mean. (very cryptic. might be too deep for you)
more like kimme
>>77362785
Me on the left
>>77362684
You coul'd ask the same with gay's.
Why are some of them attracted to twinks?
R A I N
A
I
N
pls let them play in white
>>77362648
AM DENNY =D
>>77362808
God damn anon
>>77362763
Honestly, I hope Kemme is going to take off her shoes again.
>>77362764
don't know what you mean can you be more precise
Tfw you will never lick Anouk Hoogendijk armpit.
>the shorts in which Kemme plays
>the shorts in which lesbians play
>det riktiga landslaget
kek
KEK
sweden yes
>>77363016
>mfw moa svan hasn't updated her instagram yet
she's literally crying somewhere right now
hahaha
>>77363016
ahahahahhahahahahahaha
Well, gotta admit that Holland was much better, and that damn Martens was twice as good as anyone else on the pitch.
Here's hoping we can learn to play football once we get our new coach.
Where is the american flag who always perved on Sylvia Neid. Did he leave when he found out that she's a lesbian?
>>77363180
Why are they standing barefeet?
>>77363180
Please tell me that's roord
> tfw Barbara Barends somehow keeps clawing her way on tv
I hope her dumbass dad dies soon so we can finally chuck this bitch into the irrelevance bin
>>77363203
The fact that she's lesbian makes her a more patrician waifu tßh
>>77363215
why not?
>>77363241
this, the less chance of you actually getting together with your waifu the better
While we wait, post your best heavy rain soccer content!
>>77363306
>>77363294
its weird desu
>>77363348
for you.
>>77363215
They're danish. You tell me.
Article on Denmark's Nadia Nadim
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/womens-euros-2017-european-championship-spain-vs-denmark-nadia-nadim-taliban-a7866206.html
>>77363435
>me talking to danish ladies
stop bullying anon
match postponed ?
>>77363306
poor guy cant get out of his seat
>>77363430
i like it no homo
wet girl's
>that guy hopelessly bucketing water out of the bench
>>77363480
good frogposter
This is what happens when your country is flat. The water has nowhere to go. Get it together Holland.
>>77363528
kek'd
look at that dug-out
top jej
>brushing the water TOWARDS the dug outs and not the other side
BRAVO ladies.
>Rain
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anyone got the pic of the danish girl standing ankle deep in water?
>>77363563
still shit whisky
Holland läuft voll
Why don't the girls wear those low cut top football shirts that some women buy?
webm of the chubby kid slipping while trying to kick the ball!
This just didn't slip did it?
KEK
BTFO
>>77363659
NO
>slip
This does not fucking slip now.
>>77363653
because womens football is a serious sport!
DID HE JUST MISGENDER HER?
>>77363674
That was a young lesbo. Hardly a kid
How the fuck can they possibly play this. It's fucked. Absolutely no way this is played tonight.
>>77363435
>>77363435
They didn't want to have wet shoes and socks. Pretty funny that their feet is being showed that much
>>77363239
She is a kike. She will get her fellow beings to keep her on tv.
TOPKEK! german commentator called it a boy!
that's so retarded.
my life's great.
>>77363762
As if this would make any difference
>>77363762
lel the ball stops after like 5 ft
>>77363765
Nothing funny about it. It's basically the only porn you can openly show without feminazis having an outsperg.
I want to watch football lads
>Gegengerade
>Tor-Raum
FUCKING SHIT FEMALE COMMENTATOR I HATE HER REEEEEEEEEE
>managers and coaching staff using buckets to clear out flooded dugouts
So THIS ... is the power of top level women's football.
>>77363856
kek, footfags strikes again
kanker it already
>>77363883
and here i thought we dutchies were good at controlling the elements
>if we sweep away the water from the flanks of the pitch then this game will surely go ahead
The middle of the pitch is still drenched.
>it's an Jackie Groenen gives an iterview in german episode
Nice
>Balding to Jenas
>"how was your preparation for the big games"
Ignorant or piss taker?
they won't be able to postpone a match like this
snorkels incoming
I need to fuck Lieke Martens.
>>77363910
Free tv?
>>77363996
A CUTE!
>Europees kampioenschap
Why is the dutch language so retarded?
A minute of silence for the fallen BEST GIRL of the tournament.
>>77364039
nee meisterschaft klinkt lekker, halve tamme
>>77363996
tfw she goes to my uni and faculty. Time to ask her to be my gf lads
>>77364039
How well can Germans understand the Dutch language and vice versa?
>>77363883
One would think that a country under sealevel would know where to install drains
>>77363996
>that cute accent
>nervously touching her face all the time
CUTE
>>77364108
good luck bro.
Still /r/ing a webm of the tomboy slipping
>>77364039
Krijg toch lekker de tering, kanker mof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drFsXLChrWc
>>77364134
more or less good when written, when spoken it may become complicated. it is utterly neccessary that one has to speak the lower german language, if not it's not intelligible.
Just call it off you stupid fucks. The referee should have done it an hour ago. The ball doesn't roll. Has she never been in this situation before?
>>77364108
Lel she doesn't even know you exist
>>77364134
There are many similarities and it's quite easy to learn. Many dutch people speak german very well, better than germans speak durch in my opinion. Arrogance of the big.
>>77364039
Halt die klappe Jan, Deutsch ist auch scheisse
>players warming up again
Why are we still pretending like this will go ahead?
>>77364295
sh shut up. i was just meming. never saw her once
Just play the fucking match. matches with way more water on the pitch has been played
Still at the game in the stadium. At least the atmosphere is nice. This is pretty hilarious.
>>77364295
Absolutely rude.
tßh Dutch is a better, easier understandable german dialect than Bavarian.
>>77364383
What is the guy with the pitchfork supposed to do again?
Why not just play. Its not like the quality can any worse.
It'd actually be farcical if they went ahead with this. It would be a huge admission that women's football is a joke.
>>77364458
Like englands national squad losing to some townies?
>raining again
>>77364484
I'm not English. Awful attempt at banter by the way, lad.
>>77364434
i think they stick in the ground, so the water can get drained
>"Danmark"
>misspelling your own country's name and printing it on your tracksuits
Embarrassing.
Its stupid because sparta removed their fake pitch for a real one only for this tournament l. After the tournament they go back to the fake one.
>>77364529
Americans are OBSESSED with England. I feel sorry for the English because of it tbqh.
What are these women trying to prove? The ball isnt even rolling just STOP but on the other side would love to see them all wet
This is our big chance. That kind of breakdown of regular order is so confusing to a German. If the game is played tonight, we will demolish them.
>>77364568
Pfffffffffffffffft
>>77364606
All Germans are autistic?
>>77364568
>>77364568
beautiful
Please please play the game. It will be hilarious.
The ball seems to be moving ok just play the fucking match.
Just to fuck with that nicker coach please play.
>>77364568
RIP in peace phone
>>77364568
Ty
Anyone got link to stream between Germany and Denmark?
>>77364805
http://livetv.sx/dex/eventinfo/550591_germany_denmark/
>>77364805
DR1 hvis du har et tv tæt på.
Hvis ikke, så værsgo http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/soccer/germany-w-vs-denmark-w-live-stream
Kim Little is a qt patootie
>Junge
he did it again. kek
fucking postponed.
>>77364855
>>77364865
Just heard it's postponed
thank you for participating
>>77364805
Game is now OFF
women can't even handle a little rain
lmao
fucking bitches.
>postponed
Blunder of the century.
>ywn see the whole qt11 in white shirts playing in heavy rain
:(
Pansies.
CANCELLED
11am tomorrow morning instead
give them cotton shirts!
Well that was a blast. Thanks uefa.
>>77365128
#rekt
>>77361453
Ze is geen pot
>women's football
>>77361096
Van de Donk is a cutey.
>>77364134
It is piss easy to read German as a Dutch person. I did fuck all during it but I can read Thomas Mann and Stefan Zweig without much problems,often you can literally translate the word and then you intuitively get it by the power of sheer similarity
>1-0 vs norway
>1-0 vs denmark
>2-0 vs sweden
the city of scandinavia. which snownigger country can literally stop us?
>>77361096
Prinz Pilsken, lol.
>>77365615
Thank you for shutting the feminister football crowd up :3
Womens euro 2017 Denmark Germany game canceled due to soaked pitch which is what happens when you let lesbians see other other lesbians running around in shorts.
>>77366614
you must have thought very well about this joke considering the fact you wrote it down nearly 90 minutes after that game was cancelled.
>>77366823
been busy banging ya mum