/wp/-water polo world finals

prepare for refball croatbros. No way we are letting you win @home. Good thing it is played in a pool and we won't go in dry

>>77360308
we have beaten Serbia after seven long years. No stopping us now!

>>We wuz olimpians and shit

>>77360276
Choosing who you like more in this game feels like choosing if you prefer aids or cancer

Why is water polo only popular in a few countries?

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>>77360466
cancer, atlest I was not a faggot

Why hate water polo anon? You got used to hardcore football games, so this is too pussy for you?

>>77360495
Cause only Italians, Croats, Serbs, Hungarians and Montenegros are good at it.

Because of the strong physical constitution those nations have.

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>>77360495
because steroids don't really help you play better so countries with otherwise strong team sport traditions that rely on their superior gear to beat opponents like America, Russia, Germany, China can't compete against the naturally alpha balkanshitters

>>77360672
Was a sport journalist for a few months, was writting about Rudić.

When he was leading the USA they just bitched how hard his training methods are. A few of the players left the national team, because it was too hard for them.

In general, Rudić, as the most successful water polo coach ever heavily favored the slow style, which suits stronger teams.

So he kind of ruined water polo for the other nations. His ideas are dominant now.

>>77360499
I don't hate the game I hate the player's :^)

>>77360787
Is water polo actually fun? It sounds like its just brutal. Like handball but with torturous training and people kicking your balls and trying to drown you, and slower and less ball skills and throwing and catching, and having to swim laps in between actual gameplay. Why would anyone want to do that?

who /gay/ here

>>77360914
>Why would anyone want to do that?

Your alcoholic dad signs you up because he doesn't want you to be a beta fag who gets bullied in school, but of course then you get bullied and molested (it's just locker room horseplay though, no homo) by your sociopath coach and teammates. Eventually you develop stockholm syndrome while simultaneously realizing how much more attractive a well maintained male body is than the repulsive skinnyfat blobs that are females, so you keep going to practice even after your dad leaves your family for a 19 year old Ukranian chick or dies in a car accident that he caused.

>>77361101
kek

This anon gets it.

I played water polo for 6 years, then switched to Rugby

>>77360495
It used to be one of the most popular sports in the world until the 1950s. It is just that everybody stoped playing it except this few countries.

>>77361324
Anon, you watching the game somewhere outside or at home?

>>77361371
With my cousiins in their home. I am just about to move.

I hope we lose I'm already feeling the onset of diarrhea from the usual media overhype

>>77360276
Hope we didnt spend billions just to get cucked by balkan niggers at home.
At least they are not the serbs.

>>77360276
i thought niggers couldnt swim

I can't belive we didn't win this

Cro with great game and Serbia with shit game score as 11:10

JUST

>>77360276
is it true that waterpolo players finger each other's butthole?

Rape lol

This game is so 1848 :^)

stream?

>>77363459
Try hrt1.

>>77363425
The ironic thing is that Jelacic here is remembered as a coward who got BTFO.

lmao croats thought they can win against whites

Lmao

>>77363588
Jelacic got btfo? Lol when. He took both budapest and vienna like a proper mf

>>77363763
Nigga your most common surname is horvath

You're one of us

Garcia HRVATINO!!

Literally who gives a fuck

is the croat who nearly played for croatia in 2012 itt?

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>>77363889
How can I be one of you if I'm literally older than your entire country?

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>>77363994
Keep crying baby boi

>>77363994
you didn't exist before the 7th century you faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cxN625G4c4

>>77363889
Except its not

Lmao at ur life

ywn have a croatian center defender squeezing your balls

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>>77364063
Im dyign

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>>77363889
>your most common surname is horvath

>its a "irrelevant 3rd world shitholes argue about who is more irrelevant" episode
yuros are fucking retarted

>>77363955
White people

Link stream Pls

T. Ex water polo gk

>>77364035
>posts a map of croats entering hungary, getting btfo and then running away

okay then

>>77364035
>fighting for habsburg cucks

good goy

>>77364119
7:4

>>77364137
stats?

>>77364142
>btfos you and rapes your ((country)) in half
>take budapest
>take all the magjar yellow pussi
>"y-you got btfo cuz u went back when everytging was over!!1"

Tip Top kekmao

>>77364168
7:5 for croatia

>>77364168
Eh?

>>77364119
>200 thousand people

wow thats like a whole 5% of the country who once may had a croat ancestor

>>77364187
"May"

>>77364186
height, weight

>>77360672
fat floats but some of these guys are carrying bit of muscle no homo

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>tfw we'll never be good at football again so I'll have to pretend I care about these fucking semen slurping "sports"

this is almost as bad as having to watch fucking kayaking during the olympics and then shitpost about medals per capita before crying myself to sleep at night while all the other real countries are discussing the start of their world class football leagues

>>77364042
>>77364035

here we go with the WE WUZ KANGZ'N'SHIT
Hungarians owned Croatia for almost a millennium since your stronk royal family killed each other like barbarians.

face it, Croatia has been nothing but a vassal state since always

>>77364182
Are you illiterate or blind? The map you posted shows exactly what the other guy said. Jelacic attacked, got harrased to shit by peasent rebels, lost at Pákozd and ran all the way back to Vienna

>>77364228
What are you talking about
We are good at football too

>>77364233
Good memes

>>77364233
Now the vassals are beating their masters once again

>>77364220
6ft2 188lbs

NOT OVER YET!

>>77364042
>7th century
WE WUZ ILLYRIANS N SHIET

>>77364228
Modern football is for low test faggots friend

>>77364218
Surnames dont tell shit. If I was named Horváth, that means maybe my grand grand grand whatever was Croatian.

Also 5% is nothing lol.

>>77364302
Nope
The dutchy of Croatia

>>77364247
Are you in this much denial? Kek! After pakozd hungarian commander asked a cease fire and jelacic left to liberate viena cucks

>>77364297
good eggbeater ? ever save any with your face

it's the worst position to play

>>77364309
True
Slovakian most common surname Is horvat too

30 SECONDS BITCHES

CRO CRO CRO

EASY VICTORY BOIS

>>77364294
whatever, you guys have lost so much that you might as well win one

>>77364322
Nope. Vienna revolted because of the Hungarian victory at Pákozd. Jelacic left because he was afraid of getting surrounded in a hostile country.

Jelacic did later return but under the command of Windisch-Grätz. But despite taking Buda and scoring defeats against the revolters, during 1849 spring the Hungarian armies defeated the Austrians, and thats was when Franz Joseph asked the tsar to intervene.

Tatarshits raped as always

#1848
#Jelacic
#trianon

AJMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77364322
LOL

He got btfo and ran to vienna to suck some habsburg cock

>Countries without sea
>winning in waterpolo

LMAO

>>77364442
Haha be mad Ante Horvat

Hungarians playin home,can't win shit

gj crofags

CRY MORE FAGGITS

HAHAHAAA

ALE ALEEEE

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croatians are good catholic lads

when i asked old croat guy how to pay for the zagreb tram he said that 'you are our guest why would you pay'

BASED croats

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>>77364461
well hey, at least we're allowed to travel to other european countries bordering seas

>>77364461
LOL

Hahaa madarske pickice mislile da mogu protiv rvatina

ZDS

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>>77364347
I'm a lifelong soccer player and our pool was shit and had 4ft ends so I could stand up Kek

One of the slowest swimmers ever and barely any upper body strength so playing out in the actual pool was fucking shit, even at peak condition I couldn't last a whole quarter whereas my sister is and was captain of all her teams and routinely played the entire game scoring and assisting on everything, she could be an Olympian if she went to a better school I don't doubt it

Also even after playing for 2 years I still didn't know any of the rules, a goalie is a goalie is a goalie though

I had good reactions, pic related is me

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>>77364512
Hungarians are whi-

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Also me, drowning some manlet cuck who kept kicking me

>>77364478
why would I be mad if my team has 11 titles and Olympic medals Mr. Prekrsten Jovanovic

Get fucked, Orbanfags
Budapest is really nice btw

>>77364532
why did you stop playing? you weren't a swimmer so no 50m time?

>>77364585
>plays a water polo game at their capital
>loses
LMAO

>>77364507
Nobode pays for the fkn tram lmao

>>77364562
Balkanniggers are so white they refuse to have functioning economies

>>77364623
i wanted to be a good boi

>>77364621
learn how to read mountain dweller, I'm not a fascist Hun

>>77364612
I tested out of high school a year early and got a job coaching soccer 8 hours a day

Not trying to play a sport where you get your balls tussled, you get held underwater and can't breathe, and angry women try to punch others in the face

No thx Tim

>>77364644
your economy is as shit as ours baby and we were in a war 20 years ago
LOL

>>77364585
You serb cucks got even more rekt 2 days ago kek

>>77364651
lmao
why are you even here, we btfo'd you 2 days ago

>>77364666
i play as a center forward but it's a meme sport in this country, used to play as a GK in football though kind of ironic

>>77364668
You live off of tourism lmao and we're still richer lmao

>>77364717
Richer in suicides maybi am i r8 hahaxd lol

>>77364688
for the banter, why else does someone browse /sp/? Enjoy the title, I'll buy you a beer once you get 9 more.

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>>77364717
pls take me back Attila

>>77364754
>weak minded people off themselves from the gene pool
>bad thing

lmao son what

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>>77364717
go kys lmao
your country is ugly as shit

>>77364766
>for the banter
More like cuz u serblets are obsessed w/ us. Specially now when its summer and all your wymuns are getting fucked on our coast now piss off m8

>>77364791
Yea w/e now go kill yorself or smthng this is a Victory celebration thread now

hungary > croatia

>>77364841
We won though
BTFO IVAN HORVAT

>>77361165
wanna swap countries

>>77364870
Sealocked is as bad as landlocked

>>77364870
never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucG1msQaldE

>>77364834
Celebrate faggot

Make sure not to disturb the tourists or they wont come back next year

>>77364890
>>77364902

pls i just want a comfy med life playing water polo i'm bored of pakistan

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>>77364945
lmao
they will always come to this beautiful country
they have a good reason to come

>>77364987
Would be more beautiful without the people lmao kid

>>77365101
Okay, dont forget to spend more money next summer when you visit us ;)

>>77365129
I'll go to slovenia instead

Lmao

>>77365146
Ok, see you next summer Horvat

CRO CRO CRO CRO CRO

GOD IS A CROAT

JESUS LIVES IN VIROVITICA

FUCK WHOLE WORLD

CRO CRO CRO CRO

BALKAN IS LIFE
BALKAN IS LOVE
BALKAN IS PAIN

CRO CRO CRO CRO

ZA DOM

>>77365349
SPREMNI

It's been a pretty great few days for Croatian sport if I say so myself lads.

>>77365294

>BALKAN IS LIFE
5%
>BALKAN IS LOVE
5%
>BALKAN IS PAIN
90%

amazing shit, too bad it's a meme sport no one cares for :(

What happened to Serbia?
No final and Djokovic is kill. Are they done?

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Greece stronk,4th in the polo world

>>77360495
niggers can't swim for shit

JUST