Thoughts on this team?

>Paul Goldshit

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Jake Lamb (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Patrick Corbin (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Nick Ahmed (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the NLDS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>Grégor Blanco(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasmany Tomás (top 10 hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Fernando Rodney (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Ildemaro Vargas(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Zack Greinke(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

R.I.P. in peace Robbie Ray

>>77353231
Until they change their colors back, they will never come close to the World Series

>>77353231
might meme their way to a NLCS sweep but that's about it

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>>77353231
>>77353453
I was at the game last night, i saw Robbie get JFK'ed, then we showed him famous Midwestern hospitality. THE BOY GON' BE FINE. The Imos and toasted ravioli's he eats while he's got his feet up at the hotel will do more damage to his health than that ball did.

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>>77353231
JD come home. I miss you already.

>>77353231
More legit than not. One of those teams I kept expecting to break out for 2-3 years then broke out once I gave up on them.

>>77353234
flash in the pan. offense is too inconsistent and pitching is nothing special