/NRL/ SUPER SATURDAY

/rug/

Thread already stinks lads

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First for based me

God I can't even work up the courage to talk to people using text. I'm pathetic. This anxiety combined with the extreme depression that hit me really hard this year is destroying me. It makes my stomach constantly hurt, I have to constantly try to remove the negative thoughts out of my head but they just end up coming back 10 minutes later. At least it's helping me lose weight, since I've lost interest in everything, including eating.

Cooper Cronk is going to get a job as a rent boy in Sydney next year

>>77352360
Removing them never work, you have to confront them.

nearly rooted a 50 year old ex ice addict last night

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>>77352299

My drug dealer didn't let me pay for my ice with sex last night lads

really late on the "england is my city" meme lads

>>77352831
He probably has had enough of your tore-up loose boipucci

I want to live lads

I don't wanna die

Knights breaking into the top 4 today lads

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Footy is on my /nrl/ family.

Footy is on depressedGOD

lets go knights

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KNIGHTS ARE BACK LADS

its a try

Scoring a 2nd try WILL cost Poocastle this game.

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>mfw I had a huge multi for all games today and tomorrow starting with dragons by 13+

Knights
Rabbits
Cowboys

>>77353606
>not having the filename as "don't pee on my head and tell me it's raining"
fucking phone posters.

Sad thing is some knights fans haven't learned that they're just getting their hopes up

This time will be different! You just wait!

>Missed the first 20 minutes
>Knights up by 12

Oh, it's one of these episodes again

>>77353713
you mean up by 6

>>77353728
I'll mean down by 12 in 15 minutes

That's MY Peem!

Thats the Knights I know.

Life lessons from an 80 year old man

1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90% of all your happiness and misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for our convenience, not the caller’s.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.

>interfering with an offside player is a penalty
Bunker at it again.

>Bunker helping the Knights

What is this bizzaro world

26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read: No regrets.
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in the hospital; you only need to stay a few minutes.
36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, ‘Someone who thinks you’re terrific.’
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a notepad and pencil on your bedside table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someone’s day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
44. Become someone’s hero.
45. Marry only for love.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80% of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Don’t expect life to be fair.

>>77353854
>appeal to authority

fuck off you old cunt

Lesson

Zero: Walk every day

51. Do NOT support the Newcastle Knights

This is the lost rigged game I've ever seen

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>>77353864
>Marry only for love
But love is a meme?

>>77353879
You obviously don't watch many Broncos games

>>77353873
These are the 50 commandments of WalkGod

Oh god fucking damn it

Celebrating a premiership they were stripped after cheating the salary cap. Extraordinary. This is incredibly tone deaf.

old neighbour caught my flu lads. hes never spoken to me so its kinda justice

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Who here bought Rugby League Live 4?

If the Knights win I'll chop my dick off and mail it to Walkbro

>it's a Newcastle lose a big early lead in the dying seconds episode

GOATcastle dynasty starts NOW

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>lead by half time in 10 games
>win only 1
I knew Knights were much better this year, but wow that 2nd half record blows ass.

Easy cash in the 5:30 game - get on Goodwin for first try.

That is all.

>having Widdop
>captaining Widdop

>>77353962
please pay your goy tax to the NRL

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-nsw-strathfield-125700490

>3.5million dollars
>for that

is it a bargain?

>>77353966

KEK

>>77354028
>he will NOT get away with it this week
>he WILL exit the Top 8 this week
>he WILL miss the finals for the second consecutive year

Will he ever recover lads?

>>77353966
The shanty town of Gummi Bears RLC

51. Never listen to some cunt telling you how to live like he's an expert on existence

>>77354021
I do question some people. If you have 3.5mil lying around or like 2.7mil in pre-approval...why choose Strathfield?

>>77353966
>>77354028
>>77354039
>>77354047

Never knew this many people went back 2 back in SC?

>>77354056
closer to family probably

>>77354057
I guess with the back2back fuckups he balances off to average?

>>77354056
>>77354064
good schools, asian, very likely to continue appreciating so its a decent investment, close to the city

i think the appreication is the main thing, you can find good schools and close to the city anywhere, i think it's where the 'almost rich' go to become rich

move out of strathfield when your kids have all grown up and left the schools and move to the northern suburbs

thats basically what my parents did, bought in strathfield in 2000 for about 900k and sold recently for about 4m

sucked living in strathfield but i guess my kids will have a good life?

Don't know if I hate people who say ass or pee more

>dropping ball with line open

PATHETIC

Oh boy I can't wait to see how Newcastle will fuck this one up

>>77353937
Worried lads

Kek every fucking time

Preeetty sure that hit Frizell's forearm when it was thrown back lel

come on knights

The refball sweet jesus.

They're still going to fuck this up

Knights look so happy.

Poocastle dynasty starts NOW

Fucking finally. I love this team so much, no matter how shit they are.

>What are the odds: Not even the big price available for the Knights has convinced Sportsbet punters to back them. The money is running five-to-one in favour of the Dragons and St George Illawarra 13-plus is the overwhelming favourite in winning margin.

Fucking RIP gambling addicts

GOATcastle dynasty: IT BEGINS

Cut your dick off anon

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>broncgods lose their match
>knights win their match

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>>77354264
>>77354262

TYBJ

>>77354272
fug

>secured my spot in the SC finals
>Knights finally get up

What a fucking day m8s.

Knights missed 63 tackles (compared to 293 successful tackles) and still won

Dragons on future Knights watch

Ben hunt will save the dragons

"Dib could not be contacted yesterday as The Saturday Telegraph was told he had lost his phone after returning from a recent overseas trip"

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the knights just won

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>>77354383
>the knights just won

>this cowboys v roosters promo
man I'm so hype for this match lads

>your parents have never dusted the house
kinda very embarrassing desu

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>the knights just won

Why is /cric/ so superior to nrl and rug?

>>77354417
Aren't you supposed to be depressed?

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>the knights just won

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Knights on year end resurgence and avoidance of spoon watch

>>77354420
No?

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>>77354443
>leave des haslers career to me

>and me

I would to start (and by start i mean copy) le invisible man meme with woods. Who is with me?

#justicefoElijah

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>when the fat retard who gets paid the same as you for gibbering starts gibbering

>>77354467
is that some abo kid or what

Reminder that you CAN replace a bike...but you CANNOT replace a life!
Let us steal your bikes NOW

Just had my bike stolen lads

>>77354471
just chased after some kid lads

Going bald lads

>>77354491
receding hairline or top of your head mate

>>77354495
Receding hairline/thinning at the front.

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>ywn be your 85 year old grandpa who falls for these things and lost a bit of money paying scams

i wonder how much he lost, fuck

>>77354500
Gone to the doc? Hairline can be slowed or stopped for a while at least

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What a career lads

>>77354495
proper bald spot on the top thinning on the front and receding
Gonna buzz it soon I think, no use fighting it

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*claps*
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*claps*

>>77354522

Only 11 teams left for Oldfield to play for.

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based

I reckon being bald would be good after you get used to it.

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reminder bra boys are faggots

>>77354582
Spotted the Bronte Boy lads

>ball handling could be difficult
Based Hannah Hollis making me hard

>>77354582
thats john sutton btw

Karmichael Hunt having a shocker lads

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Fuck off

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giv penalty

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>>77354636

Fuck off giv poster you fucking faggot

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/afl/ here

KEK

LADS LADS LADS LADS

THE ORIGINAL AND BEST BFT IS AT THIS GAME

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>tipped broncos
>tipped dragons
>tipped souths

WalkGOD

1 in 5000 Amish has autism
1 in 68 Americans has autism

1 in every 1 /nrl/ poster has autism.

I'm so fat and autistic that I actually count as two people.

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YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN SOUFS ARE LOOSING

children who receive thimerosal-containing vaccinations are 27 times more likely to develop autism than children who do not.

>ball goes backward
>knock on
wut

reminder that this is a poo game and everybody is just waiting for the next match
reminder that I'm getting two $5 rippa deals from red rooster for dinner

>>77354921
>2 $5 dollar rippa deals
How much does that cost you?

Cleverman is an Australian television drama program based on an original concept by Ryan Griffen. The series premiered on 1 June 2016 on SundanceTV in the United States and on ABC in Australia the following day.[1]
The six-part drama series reimagines several stories of the Aboriginal Dreamtime in a modern, superheroic context, and reflects on racism, asylum seekers and border protection.[2] Its central story revolves around two estranged Gumbaynggirr brothers who are forced together to fight for their own survival when one of them is passed the mantle of the "Cleverman". Creatures from the Dreaming also feature in the series' real world dystopian landscape.[3]
The series was renewed for a second season on 2 June 2016,[4] set six months later,[5] and has received A$450,000 in funding from Screen NSW.[5]

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>I wrote "two"
>he quotes me saying "2"

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2 and two are LITERALLY the SAME thing

2 is a digit while two is a word, they are LITERALLY NOT the same thing

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They mean the same thing

>yfw i win it all and become the new king of /nrl/

Are you all ready for my dynasty to begin?

I nominate Rusty to coach Souths next year lads

I nominate Rusty to play prop next year lads

if globalists didnt allow open borders i wouldnt get the flu every year

why are humans allowed to migrate across the world all the time and bring disgusting diseases with them

fucking bullshit world

>20 million dollar lotto tonight
>Twenty million dollar lotto tonight
Gotta be in it to win it.

Anyone know what the lotto is tonight? Might sneak in there

Was just checking the match report and noticed the second ref in the Knights game is named Ziggy Przeklasa-Adamski

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What does it mean

>>77355099
It's 二千万ドル lad

>>77355099
2000萬美元

>there isn't a camera behind the goal posts to check out bft's elite arse

>>77355170
/rug/ here
STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING PLAYERS YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD

Got three (yous) from kiwis lads, I need a shower and a toilet brush to get the stench off me.

>>77355254

Most of them were me.

>games with close odds go with the favourites
>games with disparate odds go against the favourites
What did the betting supported NRL mean by this?

The fixes are in.

>imagine paying to see your peem get shat on
kek

KEG

K E M

>>77355320
dis·pa·rate
Essentially different in kind; not allowing comparison.

I don't think i understand the whole republican push by shorten 2bhh

>>77355409
stop watching abc news

>>77355409
cause youre a pleb mate

forces turncuck to comment

turncuck says hes for a republic too

pisses off the liberals, abbott gets loud and says fuck this cunt im a monarchist ay

causes infighting within the liberal party

doesnt do anything to the labor party cause noone cares

eating some trailmix lads

woolies nuts and fruit

probably came from brazil and put aussies out of work

based female touchie don't even need to go to the bunker

>>77355476
Everyone knows turnbull is a republican. He literally led the movement during the last referendum

>>77355517
and what has he done since becoming PM regarding it? 0.00

now he has to either join in or say nah im done with the republic #imwithher now

wont be the latter

>good run robbie farah
>runs straight over the sideline

>10c for every aluminium can

gonna be rich with the amount of VB i drink lads

He unironically drinks VB lads

so do i m8

>>77355588
Thats not how it works dumbass

Explain how it isn't you fucking retard

Based Alex Johnston going full Merritt by being the top tryscorer despite playing on a shit team

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*Saves the white race*

>cowwies rightside defence

Because you need to buy the fucking beer first. So even if you get the 10c youre still at a net loss.

yeah, with money that the government gives me. They pay the first time for my beer, then pay again

kek
furgo trying to do a vunivalu

C O E N
H
E
S
S

>poosters

Don't think that is a try lads
Inb4 insufficient evidence.

Every single club on exposed watch

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it's a nice night up here in townsvile lads

it's a nice night up here in Rockhampton lads

>The city of Sydney

Where were you when you realized cowboys were on premiership watch /nrl family/ ?

What jobs are there even in nqld besides nrl player, tourism operator and gas/mining

cowcucks*

>>77356202
bananas

But the big banana is in coffs harbour which is in NSW

>>77356202
sandwich artist at subway xD

Sugar cane is in NQLD, everyone hates the smell of the mills but I love it hey

>>77356202
couldn't tell you i'm a NEET

>>77356202
adf at townsville

>>77356245
oh yeah ofc, army chads at Lavarack and the airforce base

How much is the Maccas chicken dinner box lads?

sydney and north queensland are about as different culturally as new york and florida but we talk pretty similar

Watching deadwood lads

>>77356202
farming

>terror raids in lakemba

religion of peace gonna peace

Feeling a bit sad lads

>>77356363
Australia is due a big attack just like the BroncGODS are due a premiership.

>>77356337
I daresay that's a fucking top quality show.

Anyone else idly playing with their penis while watching sports here?

>>77356387
i idley play with my dick all the time. it helps me focus when im studying or working or doing nothing.

i hate being at work and being unable to play with my dick while im sitted for hours on end

>pooboys

>>77356374
I hope so because then we won't get one for a few decades

Just put on a pair of socks as it's getting a bit chilly lads

Been wanking in some losers socks lads

are the cowboys, dare I say it, gassed?

My room mate is walking around and his socks are crunching and smell really bad lads

>>77356483
it's an avocado

>>77356496
>gassed
We say PETROL here in AUSTRALIA you fucking UNAUSTRALIAN CUNT. I BET YOU SAY BUDDY INSTEAD OF MATE AND TRUCK INSTEAD OF UTE OR 4WD. FUCKING GET OUT.

lets go ROOSTERS

Cowcucks confirmed petroled

FUCKING SYDNEY FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKIBG N fGIFGERS FUCK NIGGERS

fuck of fuckfkifucfl fuck off fuck off FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Kek

>how much gas?
>gas
FUCKING UNAUSTRALIAN
I HATE AMERICANS REEEE

Get ready for a CowGODS comeback

Put your house on it

>inb4 implying any of you faggots have a house

Taking the two will cost the poosters the game.

>>77356639
THATS PETROL IN IS VAPOR FORM REEE UNAUSTRALIAN

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>hit the gas
FUCK THESE UNAUSTRALIAN COMMANTATORS
I'M LITERRALLY SEETHING

>>77356651
>liquefied natural gas
>vapor form
>spelling "vapour" as "vapor"
The absolute state of you

>HUUURRR DUURRR I WEAR A SCIENTEST COAT TO WORK IM SOOOO SMRT
Fuck yourself

My scientist coat is in the wash because I got tomato sauce on it while I was having my sausage roll for lunch

Have to wash my faggoty little son's scientist coat because he got cum stains on it and then poured tomato sauce on it to try cover it up ldas

C O W C U C K S
kekekekkekekekek

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A FUCKING (you)

I want to die

Reply to this post if your team got completely exposed this weekend

Nope not giving either of you a (you)

Knights lads

Utterly abhorrent thread. I really feel bad for you cunts. I'll pray for you

>>77356945
How multicultural round going

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>>77356945

Thanks for the (you)'s

cuckolds

>>77357094
t. Can't handle the banter

>>77357094
>>77357094
>>77357094
>>77357094
>>77357094

a cuckold just gave me a (you) lads

A poo peelander is here guys. Who has the spray?

Here m8

*pisses on you*

>He's enough of a faggot to think people "know" him and appreciate his time on this board that he has a self designated trip code

Might actually kill myself soon lads. Every ounce of self-respect I once had was gone. I am 15kg overweight, hairlines receding rapidly, hate my job, have no friends, spent all my spare time playing CSGO but still suck at it and Manly lost last week and are going to lose again tomorrow. Don't think things are going to get better for me anytime soon.

>people don't know him and appreciate his time

>>77357199
We should welcome our New Zealand friends by playing the New Zealand national anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWNLVogchpU

>>77357268
> I am 15kg overweight
diet and exercise
>hairlines receding rapidly
work out
>hate my job
at least you have one
>spent all my spare time playing CSGO
get a new hobby that involves the outdoors
>Manly lost last week and are going to lose again tomorrow
Manly will win tomorrow

>>77357268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rCyll5AeY

Somebody post lifeline link pls

Didn't win lotto lads

Just won the lotto lads

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Are you excited to see what this young (white) fullback can do fellas?

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my cowies

>>77357547
>>77357331

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>>77357612

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSx5BLaK10o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

>>77357691
:)

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giv broncgods premiership

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>>77357845
Coming right up

>>77352360
autism

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I'M SO PATHETIC. NOBODY LIKES ME. GOSH I'M SUCH A LOSER.

>>77358098
>>77357331

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NO I WON'T LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID SONG YOUR BLOODY WEEB

chudders pls m8.

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I DON'T CARE THAT THE WINDOWS ARE OPEN ANON YOU CAN'T SHUT ME UP
WHO CARES IF THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR?

>anon is reliving his parents fights
*eats popcorn*

>dragons are premiership contenders
>this is the dragons' year

This is my funeral parlous year when they bury me

The pinnacle of Rugby League is viewed as the concussion Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of concussions that can be attempted within 80 minutes. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport. Rugby Union is OK but I can't deal with all that running and passing. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single HIA? Can you imagine? I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a team bashes it up the middle five times, followed by a punt downfield, in rugby union. If union wants to compete they need far more of it. Also, there's far too much variety in rugby union. They set up too many different plays and go far too long without slowing the game down with high tackles and aimless kicks What rugby union need to do is make crash balls and concussions worth more, so more time is spent standing around watching one guy get carried off on a stretcher Did you guys see the latest Brisbane Broncos vs Parramatta Eels game? Six concussions to five! The Eels had no answer to the Broncos tactics of one out runners then punting the ball. Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in rugby union, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score tries against each other. Yawn.

Broncucks fan spotted itt

>>77358972
Hello

Knights customer reporting in

FUCK ME, I JUST SENT HER A DRUNKEN 4AM TEXT APOLOGISING AND SHIT AND TELLING HER HOW I FEEL

FUCK MY LIFE, I REALLY WISH I DIDN'T DO THAT. THERE WAS INSTANT REGRET AFTER I HIT SEND

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

TIME TO KILL MYSELF

Pretty cringe when 1/10th abo players as white as you or I do the meme kangaroo celebration where they do the stupid fucking animal imitation tbqh lads

Some faggot msged me while I was getting pounded by Tyrone at 4am lads

Just pounded some ugly slut lads

>>77363477
lol. We've all been there. You might want to turn off your phone for a month or so because everyone you know WILL find out about this and be laugh about it for a while

DCE WILL get three (3) try assists today.

I went out last night and ended up spending $855.30

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I fucking did it lads. Not only has my shitty OC made it to into OPs for /nrl/ this year, BUT some burger has used a pic i created 3 years ago to start their soccer thread.

And here I was thinking noone saved it

>>77369688
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>>77373005
>>77363477
1. Never betray your integrity for any reason

2. Always maintain your self-respect, even if it means walking away from something or someone you think you want REALLY bad at that moment, later you will thank you.

3. Don't rush relationships to an end. Focus on spending time with people, having fun and connecting. If something comes from it, awesome, if not walk away and don't look back. If a woman doesn't want you (not just eh you're here, but if she doesn't crave for you), no matter how perfect she is in every other aspect, it's a dealbreaker.

4. At this age, securing financial stability and finding your place in the world should be your top priority. Let nothing distract you from this.

5. Don't shack up with a woman. This is enmeshing your life with someone else's and will make it much harder for you if the relationship ends or your life situation changes too much (likely to happen at this stage of your life). Also being around someone 24/7 without a lifelong commitment is a recipe for wasted years and heartbreak.

6. SAVE SAVE SAVE. Don't waste your money going out all the time, don't waste your money buying unnecessary gadgets and shit you'll still be paying for when you've grown tired of it. Get your money right before you even think about luxuries.

7. Reputation is important. Deal with people kindly, justly and with integrity and build a network of people you can call on (and who can call on you). Keep a small circle of vetted and trusted people close to you.

8. Don't dream, don't talk about what you're going to do when X. If you have a goal or an interest you'd like to pursue get to it quickly.

9. Always use protection. A few minutes of pleasure can give you a lifetime of responsibility and change the course of your life. That girl you're so in love with looks a lot different as a nagging baby's mother with her hand out 5, 10, 15 years down the road.

My down syndrome son just rushed into my bedroom and started yelling something about "BSAs" and "repost OC" and he had a little piss stain on his trackpants lads

>>77373572
Isn't he a literal queer? He's gay. He's homosexual. He's a poof, he's a poofter, he's a ponce. He's a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. He's bent. He's that arsebandit. He lifts those shirts. He's a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. He dines at the downstairs restaurant, He dances at the other end of the ballroom. He's Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. He fucks and He's fucked. He suck and He's sucked. He rims them and wanks them, and every single man’s had the fucking time of his life. And He's not a pervert.

actually still in my jim jams m8

My sister has an AVO for attacking my brother ama

Remember to filter all trippies lads.

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walkie on Mr Australia watch

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STOP IT FILTERFAGS I'M HUMAN TOO

>>77374959
he looks related to Cooper Cronk, any relation?

Going bald lads

Going grey lads

Going greld lads

>>77375869
I am unironically going bald on top and grey on the sides despite being in my 20s.

PNG Hunters WILL win the ISP cup lads

>>77376045
PNG will also win the worldc up m8

Fuzzy Wuzzys will NOT win.

305th for Manly.

306th for DCE

Bit hungry lads

Slob my knob walkdaddy

Im not strictly going bald just got that middle aged style widows peak going on. I think i can counter act its ugliness by staying fit and earning good money (80k a year)

>taking the poo

Its all over. Melbourne will win

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giv manly win

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>350 game man

>>77379876
tfw my hair is going to look like that in a couple of years

Is there a player in the league more hateable than Smith

>>77380080
All the coconuts

>>77380105
Haha le fug le black people :DDD

Found the black fella lads

when is a charge down a charge down?

Games over manlys lost

When it's a charge down

Just ate a packet of sour squirms in one sitting lads

fucking refball

Manly is fucked boys. Did not expect this late season fade out

>>77380453
leg came out m80

>>77380453
He stuck his leg out no question.

loving all this melbourne refball lads

loving all these tears from manly customers lads

Melbourne now taking the poo. Manly will score before halftime

>>77380589
Our resident 28 yr old virgin has a better chance of scoring before Manly does.

watching shawshank redemption lads

>using a divegrass meme as an insult in /nrl/

loving every mao

kek DCE wants Cronk off for HIA. Just get some bench warmer to knock him in the head again.

>>77380657
noice

can you all please stop user our vintage /afl/ memes

>>77380657
Kek DCELITE

What should i get from kfc lads? What would walkie get?

>>77380683

Lewis Brown should do it.

What a pass from our guy

>>77380766
that was based tommy turbojet