Mets mariners game thread

Goodbye to duda once more. Good for him hitting a homer for his first game in a Tampa uniform

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mets to lose AGAIN!

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MARINERS!

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let the shitposting extravaganza begin!

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Anyone watch the cup before this game?

Always love the mariners uniforms, that glove is sweet too

Wow. Conforto struck out

Let's go Ms

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lets go m's

Can we trade cespedes back for some players?

i dunno who miranda is, is he as shit as montero? if so, this will be a circus tonight.

BRUUUUUUUUCE

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Bruuuuuuccceeeeeeee

Ffs

kys Miranda

>>77351541
He's a terrible pitcher who's been overperforming

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BBBRUCE FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!!!

topkek 2-0 right out of the gate

Erasmo has come full circle

Will montero be fucking shit tonight?

>>77351578
12 Ks

>>77351560
hoo boy dis gon' b gud

>>77351578
is he ever anything else but a dumpster fire?

Montero looking decent tonight

K

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Justin Dunn is a bust, right?

Montero doing it tonight?

Hey mets bros. I went to high school with Conforto. Too bad the Mariners drafted Alex fucking Jackson

>it's a 5+ ERA pitcher dominates the Mariners episode

>>77351625

maybe

>>77351627
Damn. Lucky you. What did conforto like?

KK

For some reason my captcha was "coats" and one of the coats pictured was a confederate flag coat. I want

Decided to go to a sports bar in Bellevue for this game.. they're blasting music loud as fuck and noone is paying attention to the game :c

wow, mariners are so bad that they make montero look good. it's also so, so, so very rare that we get to see these two teams play. it's like once every 2 years or something.

>>77351636
thanks sandy :^(

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>>77351634
I hate reruns

>>77351627
Did he have cute gfs?

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>>77351648
welp, make the most of it, go hit on some girls while you're there, sport bar girls are usually pretty chill.

daily reminder that mrs. met is a cheating whore and so are all the girls at sports bars.

>>77351627
That draft was pretty mediocre.

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>>77351648

that why I just stay home if I can't go to a game

>>77351637
Good christian boi. He was also the best football player so he was always doing sports
>>77351666
He had one gf the entirety of high school and she was an athletic qt

Nintendo doesn't own mariners anymore right?

>>77351702
Any funny stories?

>>77351702
Did he watch anything of note? Or was he just a full on religious person?

>>77351627
Very cool, did you play ball with him? I grew up playing with someone who is really coming onto the scene in the majors right now but was completely mediocre when I played with him.

>>77351683
Thanks for the advice maybe if I can find a cute girl I'll offer to buy her a drink
>>77351696
I went to a couple of the Yankees games last week it was dope, I usually stay home but it's Friday night, hopefully some of my friends show up..

>>77351709

they aren't the majority owners anymore if I recall correctly. they might still own a small share

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Fuck these geico commercials

>>77351470
>tfw my board plays tomorrow

>>77351709
no not anymore. they still have a stake in the franchise but its only 10%, they sold off the majority shares or whatever last year. but it explains all the nintendo switch spam on the backstop.

>>77351751
[s4s] lost to fucking /his/

>>77351751
>Mfw /jp/ lost on an own goal
>/gd/ plays tommorow against /g/


It's shaping up to be a fun one.

>>77351760
That sucked, but they aren't perfect. Switching eh? for fucking walruse was a mistake.

Apple and Ron gotta stop talking food though. It's making me hungry

>"Fried foods taste wonderful"

>>77351760
/his/ is an up and coming team, knew [s4s] was going to have a tough game.

>>77351773
That fucking own goal, lmao.

I hope my boys can beat /tg/

No-no still intact

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>>77351760
I don't see the problem

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>>77351805
/vp/ is one exciting team though. Fug and keku should be dominant. As for that own goal, I'm shocked at how the players didn't even move when the all moved so damn slowly

As for the other games, the /po/ /vr/ game was insane. [s4s] got fucked from such a poor start though

>>77351730
I didn't play with him but Conforto was always really fucking good. In middle school people always thought he was better at football but he didn't get much taller. Plus his HS baseball numbers were insane and our football team sucked dick

Montero looking pretty good tonight

Paid ump.

someone get the offense going, m's

>>77351889
Our new ace montero is on point today, you guys are fucked.

>>77351848
/vp/ has been my team since the beginning. I'm glad the managers now are better then my memeing ass.

/po/ pulling off the 2-4-4 was spicy, surprised it actually worked. They've been pretty good with the unexpected formations.

Conforto is a top 5 OF.

GETTING PRETTY CONFY IN HERE!!!

Ariel "the little meatball" Miranda

>>77351848
I haven't watched a cup since that big coaching controversy that robbed /sp/ of their second star. Has it gotten better or worse?

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>>77351909
/vp/ as a board is shit since I've been on it during the S/M hype and now it's furry trash.


Also, conforto blast!

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>>77351797
Eh? You've never seen a pair of prospects before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just a Dominican shortstop and overweight first baseman, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Metboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: their batting averages are super high right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

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>>77351902

fortunately there are still plenty on innings left

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>>77351942
Decent. /mlp/, /a/ and /pol/ are all in the fetus

>>77351955
Fuck that's a good pasta

That was a fucking awful pitch. Paid fucking ump.

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c'mon cespedes le glass legs man, big for nothing, hit something already.

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>>77351955
Fucking kek

AJ Ramos to the Mets???????

Please be a three team trade
If it's a buy it better be cecchini going to miami

>>77352041
No, he did amed for aj straight up. Fair trade I think.

TOP FUCKING KEK

>memeniers offense

>>77352050
No. No fucking way

>>77352050
If Sandy traded cecchini for ramos it's completely worth it. Cecchini has been subbed out of vegas's game

>>77352066
Goodbye cheech

>>77351955

very clever

>>77352065
You're right, the marlins are giving up a major league piece, some muslim minor leaguer won't cut it, probably have to sen Smith as well.

gavin cecchini was taken out of the lineup for the 51s

Anyone in this thread go to safeco at all? Is it worth going to or should I go to another stadium?

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4-0

thx based le crying man!

>>77352104
That has to be it

>>77352107


its highly recommended

Cecchini sucked anyway. Maybe Sandy will try and flip Ramos?

>mfw I was playing mario baseball when Wilmer was crying
>I thought that game was meaningless
>I didn't think the Mets would do it that year

>#Mets sent Merandy Gonazlez and Ricardo Cespedes to #Marlins for Ramos

FUCK. Merandy is our only healthy good pitching prospect

>>77352148
unlikely, we've had a real situation with lack of closers and good long men. i hope the fuck they dump out of robles for literally anyone else, i hate him so much. anyone to take robles' job is fine with me.

>>77352166
>Sandy is a retard
More news at 11.

seriously need a base hit, zunino

Well, that's the first hit for the mariners. Still a comfy lead though

>>77352148
I doubt it, Sandy does not like to give big contracts to relievers, so trading to get a good one for on year sounds like something he would do.

With that being said we still need to sign another arm, preferably just resign reed. Sewald/Ramos/Familia/Blevins isn't gonna cut it.

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We didn't trade bustcchini

>montero

and so it begins.

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Hey mets bros. I went to high school with Conforto. Too bad the Mariners drafted Alex fucking Jackson

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ZUNINO

>>77352166
Pls don't be true this is retarded if true.

>>77352192
really, i like blevins alot. reed is also alright generally. seaweed is meh, but edgin, smoker, and robles can just fuck right off.

>>77352220
It's particularly retarded when Szapucki just got Tommy John Surgery and Dunn had another completely shit start tonight for St. Lucie.

>let's trade a pitching prospect who's top 10 in our already thin system for a relief pitcher in a sell year

thanks sandy. I won't hold my breath ramos is any good for us. mariners fans should remember the jj putz trade

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>>77352233
Smoker and edgin are fucking shit. Might as well be those weebs who argue over rei and asuka

>>77352233
Reed is a top 5 reliever past two seasons considered together by any metric, he's more than "alright generally." Ramos is good but he's not that good, he doesn't replace Reed. Blevins is a loogy specialist who we've been overusing.

If we're not gonna sign a SP, we should just build an elite bullpen. Sign wade and addison.

>>77352251
cespedes is also only 19 and was tearing up a-ball. I liked him and merandy a lot, regardless of what the scouts say.

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>memeiners defense

jesus christ memes

>>77352276
Or holland if he isn't signed to a multi year contract. Reed has been good when not shaky, but familia needs to fucking go. Blew us the WS along with Duda and Murphy

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>>77352262
kek, you know it.

>>77352276
thats all very true, i think we covered this the other night, where as blevins is a specialist and reed is more utility closer. i like them both, i'm not saying they suck at all. if anyone should stay in the bullpen it should be blevins and reed. but thats just my 2 cents; i've watched literally every game this season and that's my take from what i've seen.

>>77352276
>>77352308
Spamming a bunch of former closers together is not the way to build a great bullpen. Ramos is declining. Were we ever nervous when the Mets faced him in the 9th?

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>>77352295

its been inconsistent all year

>>77352317
Yes, because we're the Mets and constantly can't do shit against closers unless they're drew storen

>>77352311
Our 'pen needs help.

>>77352308
we still have familia for another year though, he's not going anywhere and he's still very good

>>77352362
>he's still very good

I know this is a cynical take but until we see him pitch again after this injury we don't know that. Doesn't sound like an injury that should affect him too much but who knows.

>>77352373
It wasn't a muscle-injury, it should have no effect.

That being said he should decline generally, he won't be as good as he was in 2015-2016

>>77352362
>Familia is still good
>Still good

https://youtu.be/T1hkrGU2pIg

https://youtu.be/eq5mJYkJH6U

Watch these and look at what went wrong. Look who created them as well. Familia was one of the reasons why we lost that World Series

>>77352406
>one of

He was literally the reason

>>77352406
Are you seriously trying to tell me a pitcher with sub-3.00 ERA and FIP for two seasons was bad because of a few games?

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>Mets trade AJ Ramos, Jerry Blevins, and Addison Reed to Washington Nationals for Victor Robles

post yfw

>>77352431
Murphy couldn't get that damn ball in the 8th in game 4, and Duda couldn't throw in game 5 in that oh so crucial 9th. Also, cespedes kicking the first pitch was terrible

>>77352439
Dude, he has been a shell of his former self. Either he's elite or a fucking cookie dispenser of a pitcher for hits

>>77352406
Delet this pls

>>77352483
I know that it sucks, but this just gives so many reasons what went wrong in that series.

>>77352477
He was still elite all through 2016 and was pretty good in the minimal time he pitched this year. Your argument that he's bad is that he gave up a home run two years ago. Do you even watch baseball?

>>77352477
Can't really be too mad at Murph since he carried us there, but yes you're right the other two were terrible

>>77352503
Murphy did carry us along with cespedes, but duda was dead weight in the run. I'm still suprised how Murphy is hitting in Washington

>>77352501
And that's the problem: it's the uncertainty of what familia we will get

>>77352528
There is no uncertainty. Dude has been absolutely dominant when he's on the field. There is no "other" familia

hello friends. my team stinks and it's 1:30pm and this is the only game i want to watch.

thanks for having me

>>77352406
this is truth. i've never felt he was solid, i just don't want everyone on my ass for going after him.

just got back from store, what'd i miss.

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>>77352583
welcome

>>77352528
Leave it to the mets to let a guy a walk to a division rival and watch him become one of the best hitters in the game

>>77352584
Montero pulling a montero

>>77352583
>my team

You mean your rugby team or whatever?

>>77352583
hey there straya. good to see ya.

>>77352599
i'm a tigers fan

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>Mest-memeiners game thread
>everyone spends entire game complaining

this seems about right

>>77352595
Leave it to us anyway to have someone become a batting champion to a rival, but still not fix his defensive play and does little to help their postseason drought series win end

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>>77352583

the more the better

>>77352608
What possible attachment could you have to the tigers?

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weather the storm, boys.

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>>77352597
i see.

>bases loaded no outs
>montero

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Did somebody say GIDP?

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>Montero now loads the bases up
>against fucking segura

Goodbye Mets lead

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Ah here we go

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The slippery slope begins...

>edgin ans robles warming up
>that pitch

for fucks sake can nothing be easy.

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can they make the push?

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Please don't blow it. For fucks sake montero

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>reloads the bases

>>77352627
my brother an i used to play nhl 99 on the ps1, the red wings were the best team so i played as them and subsequently started following them however i could (hard with no internet). i never watched baseball but in 2011 i was on a plane during that crazy game 162 so i started watching baseball and just decided that i'd stick with the same city. i went to that dodgers/diamondbacks meme series in 2014, a few games in the states later that year and went to a homestand last year. greatest sport on earth

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Come on, Robbie.

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Finally an /out/ for montero

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>"montero has turned the corner"

okay gary

>>77352680
I too, hope robbie ray survives

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>the bases are still loaded

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>4-3 Mets now
>Could have been avoided


The fuck montero

Wew lad

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We have a game!

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>The state of the captcha
>The delay of posting for this

Wow, I can't believe the bases are reloaded and edgin will pitch!

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>literally reloading the bases 3x

FUCK YOU MONTERO YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>77352733
You haven't seen our bullpen yet. It won't be close for long.

WEW
E
W

(Go M's)

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>>77352734
>not using Legacy CAPTCHA

>>77352738

the m's bullpen isn't that amazing either

>>77352734
yeah i'm fighting the captcha and the cooldown also. when i'm on pc like i am now i tend to solve a puzzle ahead of time in case something happens so i can post fast, but it still sucks. and if you're on phone/pad/etc it's a nightmare to stay ahead.

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BASED SEAGER

>edgin

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Fuck edgin

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HOLY COW, SEAGER

Is Segura back to full speed?
I thought he was Dyson for a second

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>>77352752
look, its an old Rodney meme: >>77352711


But we're stepping our bulpen game up, we got Phelps, andwhat'd you all think of the Shitsack / ErASSmo trade?


GO SEAG!!!

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Best Seager

>comes in, gives up 2 runs
>leaves

thx edgin you fucking scrub.

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I wouldn't mind if the memeiners swept us. The memeiners need this series, we don't.

>>77352758
The worse are the capchas with the street signs and you get all of them and it keeps refreshing. Then it goes to the street signs/store front/cars and the loading takes forever

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go Ms

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>>77352804

I still have it saved for some reason

>>77352813
that's true, i don't remember a time when m's weren't dead last in their division.

>>77352816
yeah, i've had the endless loop of 'click all of x whatever' and it doesn't end. also they've recently started putting girly shit like jewlery and dresses in the mix, which i find strange, considering the whole point is to help google be a better street view tool. why are we identifying products now exactly? very odd.

Fuck you Danny V

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>>77352818

Hey Pizza Bro. Where have you been?

>>77352827
Kek that's pretty good

>>77352843
Do you do legacy captcha? That helps a lot of time

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>>77352849
work, vacation, and no time. sadly i haven't been able to catch many games.

>>77352843
I haven't had those jewelry/dresses/belts in a while, and all the captchas are fucking tedious

Also, nice story from gelbs about Bruce calling the kingdoms to speak to griffey

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we posting outdated Mariners memes now?

>>77352892
>Ackley

Wasn't he supposed to be some messiah?

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you now remember jj putz

>>77352883
love ya pb

>>77352892
>Smoak

Fucking faggot

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>>77352902
Yes. He was supposed to be a can't miss super prospect. I literally remember one guy comparing him to Cano.

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>>77352909
y-you too

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>>77352887
>>77352843
>>77352816
>>77352758
Why don't you guys go to settings and change to legacy captcha?

https://youtu.be/3NS3rPdgjAY

I'd rather watch this then see edgin or fucking smoker pitch in the 'pen again. Also, grasshoppers and cap these threads

one of the games i saw last year included logan verrett broke nick castellanos' hand. remember logan verrett? fuck logan verrett

oh gary

I love keith

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>>77352856

fortunately it isn't used much these days

>>77352892

why not

>>77352943
I remember the game where Felix broke A-Rod's hand.

One of his finest pitches.

>>77352943
Fuck Logan verrett and bobby parnell

>May
>Mest fans are shitposting about being the best team in New York

>July
>Team is missing the playoffs again

Go Mariners, from a fellow AL fanbase
Mets are for gay and liberal New Yorkers

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welp, i've never had them but they sound like something to try.

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>>77352892
got any Erasmo ones?

Seriously, what do you all think of the Cischek / Ramirez trade?

I kept a soft spot for him for his quality closes last year when we needed him, but Cischek just made me too nervous lately, I think Trader Jerry gave us a -slight- improvement again. Thing is, we need a MAJOR improbvement

>>77352861
>>77352937
i hated having to do those even more. i know it's only required to do half the puzzle but it's annoying as fuck, especially when you're drunk and can't type for shit. clicking on cars is easier for me.

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>>77352962
>Yankees
>Not collapsing with Robertson as closer

Also, skrillex for mariners is bad

>>77352964
They're not bad. Pretty spicy, but you get used to it.

>>77352986
>Mets respond by shitposting Anime
I rest my case, your team is for gay New Yorkers

>>77352962
No one likes you guys

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>>77352994
>Gay
>Anime

Typical yaks fan

>>77352989
ooh i like spicy. can you order them? if not, they should. do they have nathan's hot dogs out there? they should.

IT DIDN'T HIT HIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>The whole thing is a ruse


This commentary tonight is great

BUSTED

>>77352973
Sadly, No.

I actually love this trade. I always liked Erasmo when he was with us. Cishek has just been shit for a majority of his Mariners tenure. He just doesn't have the control needed for high pressure moments. Erasmo can be a bullpen guy or a Starter. very flexible.

Does anyone want to cap these threads for the next three days just to remember this meme series?

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and the oscar for best faked injury..

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>>77353043
goes to JEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNN

It's happening Maribro's

>Tfw taking a bike ride earlier today
>Fell on a pothole and busted my hip and elbows


Did the mets bad luck transfer over to me?

>>77353054
hard to get excited over getting to .500
just means a guaranteed loss tomorrow

>>77353043
...the guy who JUST GOT A HIT OFF YOU
- Jean 3:16

>>77353013
There's a restaurant that sells the grasshoppers in the gay part of Seattle, Poquitos. No Nathans, they sell Fletcher dogs for the 40th year. I hope they go back to Cloverdale though.

>>77353067
Yes, stop rooting for Satan's New York baseball team

>>77353054

feels great

>>77353069
Very true. We are cursed to never get above .500

>>77353073
>In the gay part of Seattle


Fuck no. Even if the grasshoppers are delicious, I'm not going there

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Did I miss anything

>>77353090
you dont have to suck a dick just for being there

>>77353090
lol yeah. Fuck Capital Hill

>>77353067
dude i had a terrible slip and fall about a month ago. i'm not a clumsy person, i was on my own 10 day DL from it. i think it's true. i was wearing my mets hoody at the time.

what is this curse!?

>>77353092

quite a bit actually

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>>77353082
satans baseball team? but why is the m's old logo a devil pitchfork? i know you can say it's a poseidon trident, but it looks suspiciously like satan's staff to me, good sir.

>>77353073
Seattle's pretty gay in general but are you talking about Capitol Hill where some of the roads are painted rainbow colors like the last course of mariokart.

>>77353092
a pretty decent game

>>77353090
Afraid you'll be tempted?

You sound like one of those fags you can spot a mile off because they're insisting so loudly how gay they're not

Also, Broadway Dick's is best Dick's so you need to go there for that, goddamn I miss those greasy limp fries with too much salt

>>77352962
worst part is the yanks are back to being good again. Such is life in mestworld

>>77353120
Just remember that you will always be second to the Yankees in this city, and no shitposting about how great your new meme starters are will bring back Keith Hernandez ever

>>77353122
Yeah

>>77353106
I wasn't wearing anything Mets related, but I had an isles hat on, which is even worse because they have been utter shit for years...until now.

>>77353100
I'd still have to wade through that crap to eat

>>77353120
Well I'd go on the assumption that it's a trident since mariners water hur/durr and it looks like an M. Let's not overcomplicate it.

>>77353124
I've honestly never had Dick's before

Does it really taste that good

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>>77353129
you just wait till thor is back in one piece. yanks are overpaid and aging, only reason they're even doing this well at all this year is because they started going young. can't wait for the subway series next month.

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>>77353152
It's incredible. better than in-n-out.

>>77353140
what crap?
does walking past a gay bar fill you with rage and make you lose your appetite?

>>77353152
It's not that great but they treat their employees better than any other fast food restaurant. So I'd rather support them.

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>>77353152
>I've honestly never had Dick's before

>woman proposing to the man

Well, it was a Yankee fan doing the proposing

>marrying a yankee fan

>>77353161
Yankees also haven't had their entire pitching staff decimated by injurys as well. They'll fall apart come september

>being a yankee fan

>>77353142
but but, devil trident and a pentacle star in old M's thing. HMMM. i know i know, its a nautical star and aquaman stick whatever. i dont see the connection between mets and any kind of satanic logo.

>>77353173
Hey

>>77353165
I don't want to get aids anon

For once, vinshit wasn't shit

>>77353194
But anon, the pools already closed

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>>77353191
desu, I like the Pilots uni's and cap better than the M's. fuck Bud Selig. the "Pilot" style cap is genius.

the Mariners still have top tier uniforms in every era they've play in tho.

AYYYYYYY

>>77353161
>>77353181
Yankees have sustained some pitching injuries, the team isn't aging though, but nobody looks at the farm systems of other teams so you wouldn't know that, but all these great players who have come up for the Yankees are only the beginning for the team. The quiet power the Yankees have been building up is from a really fundamentally sound minor league system, which has been reconstituting itself from an organizational standpoint for nearly a decade, and now that successful farm-first philosophy is culminating in a new generation of elite Yankees players. Remember, the first dynasty was built around Yankees home-grown players.

stream keeps giving me trouble now

>>77353305
is this a thesis paper i'm reading? but you're right, i don't pay attention to other teams' farm systems. either way, i don't think the yanks will take it this year. i think the astros are gonna stomp the entire AL.

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of course this game will end in extras

Outta here! We're tied at 5!

CONFY TYING IT UP!!!!

oh man this game is great. this thread is great. good shit guys.

CONFYYYYYY

fuck fuck fuck fuck

gawdamnit scabble

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crap

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>non stop pitching changes

hay M's, do you have ice cream in a hat?

>>77353380
yes, we do

and it's overpriced as fuck

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ha ha time to lose

>>77353388
ya but it's all about getting the little batting helmets, that's what you're paying for. i keep em and use em for side dishes, like sour cream blob to dip quesadillas in and what not.

>>77353388
How much? Like 10 buck fucks?

>>77353337
The Astros are going to win the AL Pennant, and their fanbase really doesn't deserve it. They didn't have anyone rooting for them when they were losing.

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also, wondering where misuta metto is.

>>77353431
they're something around $5 bucks. it's just a swirl of soft serve but the hats are cool to have.

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NEIL WALKER

WELCOME BACK WALKER

Typical M's
Later

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welp

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>phlelps

FUCKING YES!! TOO MUCH HAPPENING I CANT KEEP UP!!!! BAHAHAHHAA

>literally 8 panels of captchsas wtf

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Here comes the Mets with magical scoring because phelps is ass lol

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>tfw the mets actually bring in base runners

THIS IS WHO WE TRADED A TOP PROSPECT FOR

even Trader Jerry may not be able to stop the Ms trade curse

>>77353447

the astro fans were pretty active when they were down on /sp/. but I can't say how the fan base is in real life

>>77353497
one paxton for daddison pls

serious question, why havent the mets traded yoenis yet

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>>77353497
>Tyler O'Neill will appear in a playoff game before Felix does

>>77353504
Because we're trying to compete in 2018
We will go firesale mode if we are in this position next july

>>77353497
>>77353510

they traded a top prospect for Gonzales
Phelps was 3 or four minor league pitchers

>>77353515
I know, I'm still venting over the O'Neill trade

>>77353504
Because we still think that he's great. Plus that green armband and the bird

>>77353497
Jesus, why would you guys even think he's good?

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>>77353510

life is cruel

>>77353537
the mariners are really into trading prospects for mediocre players

>>77353515
oh yeah, my bad

like its even possible to keep up with all the trades...

Anyone think we're going to get Gray from the A's? Ken Rosenthal wrote were trying, and he's got hella good sources (y'all should follow him on FB, hes basically writing articles there since fox went video only)

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the ride never ends

>>77353553
You can take reed honestly. Maybe that can be a better bullpen piece then fucking phelps

tfw gf openly lusts for Valencia when we watch games

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i'm just going to post this early cause i know better.

bwa haahha!

>>77353554
its probably gonna take lewis, neidert and whatever other two guys the As want

>>77353585
You guys won't have a farm system left

Hold our beer M's bullpen

shit, the memes are too powerful. . . shouldn't have posted that yet.

>seaweed

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I BELIEVE I REALLY REALLY DO


pls pls please ZUNI BOMB

>>77353594
Lewis is basically it at this point
The Ms need a full rebuild soon

This entire series needs one huge ass screencap

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m's ballgirl

please jean please

>>77353635
i would let her touch my penis desu

>>77353635
She's sucking some large air dick

>>77353635
oh, we know
we know

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seaweed gets it done.

m's pls