No hope for the Sox Edition.
Salazar vs Holland. First pitch 7:10PM CST.
got tickets behind home for tomorrow. 15+ strikeouts right? kluber takes the no hitter into the 7th?
Beast mode Saladczar please show up
ooof a day after a demoralizing crosstown series loss we now have to watch Derek "Dutch Tank" Holland
Like just
sheesh this is cruel
>>77349706
>shelling 300$ for scout seats for a one sided slaughter
wew
>Holland
I mean the can't hit lefties meme is dead but up to now >we don't have any answer for him. As long as >we win the series.
Please be good Danny
>>77349754
what if he's an indians fan?
>>77349754
behind home, not RIGHT behind home. s130
>>77349781
It might as well be right behind home when its 6-1 in the fourth and no one is there so you can move up and the ushers won't say shit.
>>77349803
They really don't? I was under the impression that the area was guarded pretty hard whenever I'm there.
>>77349781
Hope you have a good time regardless of the outcome. I was actually looking to get tickets to an Astros game in two weeks.
Please don't be a dead offense again
Right on cue Francisco!
No GIDPs pls
SMOOTH~
Get Frankie home please
Welp holland already being shit
>tfw Rbo beat me to a thread because I was waiting for confirmation on unis
rack'em
>gidp after I asked not to
gg sox
>GIDP
>>77349949
bullpen will blow it
Good Danny pls
>>77349932
If you want to make them for Saturday and Sunday, be my guest. I didn't see a thread when there was 10-15 minutes to gametime, so I made it.
>>77349949
>>77349961
holland still """pitching""""
How do Soxbros feel now that Frazier is gone?
>>77350012
He was shit
garbage time homer statpadding doesn't excuse poor avg and poor RISP
I guess he D was alright
but at any rate he was useless when we were trying to win and now certainly even more useless so good riddance
>>77350012
Relieved
>>77350012
a void of nothingness.
So about the same since May.
>>77350012
feels good that we managed to dump him onto someone along with a couple of actual good players
too bad they dumped one on us too though
>>77349976
No, it's cool. I'd like to get my threads up earlier, but I prefer to get the uniforms exactly right, and sometimes that means waiting until first pitch.
>>77350012
If Danny can actually be good and healthy for the whole year + postseason behind Klubot and Cookie...
>christmas in july night
But Holland's """"pitching"""" so its more like halloween in July
>>77350012
>you now remember Tribe fans were mad at the FO for not making a play on Frazier.
BABYFACE
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Yeeeep
fuck you holland
fucking die kill self etc etc
Oh my, just look at the time.
The greatest
GOAT GOAT GOAT
ALL PRAISE THE HOSEY BALL
I just want august to come already so lopez comes up
fuck you holland
Ajax is batting .327 on the season. He must be .4something since coming back from DL
>>77350112
We really shouldn't have needed to wait until August for Lopez to come up
this is some fucking BS
wow dutchshit actually picked someone off
You had a couple good games Gomes, don't get quiet now
Guyer you shiiiiit
Less than 3 days left until the deadline. Who else is moved by Hahn?
>>77350164
Melkman
Ricky hinted to it on the pregame show
Gonna miss him, he made some games fun in this horrible godawful painful season
so do you think the sox will actually pony up the cash for guys like Sale, Altuve and Harper or will they keep going after shitters
I can already see the """big""" free agent acquisitions in 2020 of forty year olds Felix Hernandez and Matt Kemp desu senpaitachi, all I can really hope for is that Jerry sells the team
Come on Moncada, need you to get well, hitting as we all expected you too.
>moncada
>twinkie
whoever suggested that nickname is a fucking fatass
>roylels winning
well uh he's on base...
his official nickname is going to be bustcada soon enough, just like bustham
>>77350210
As long as Kenny breathes, Sale isn't coming back.
Gomes wtf
Fuck, we always pay for errors
>>77350241
>muh busts
nice job tribe
>>77350241
>>77350223
It's Yoyo
and I still want to believe
too much dour, somethings got to give
WHAT THE FUCK that was a ball too...
So his speed is absent too
jesus christ come on Moncada...
>thinking Gomes would give you two bases
Why?
>>77350289
Just drink the bleach already
herp
It's only a week in it's only a week in It's only a week in it's only a week in It's only a week in it's only a week in It's only a week in it's only a week in It's only a week in it's only a week in It's only a week in it's only a week in It's only a week in it's only a week in It's only a week in it's only a week in
I love that people still try to steal on Gomes like he's just a pretender
GoGio wants on this roster desu
>want to watch Q pitch
>don't want to watch the Cubs win
>don't want to watch Q lose
anyone else know this feel?
>both teams ITT have been cucked by the Cubs
Damn it
Q got his first hit lads
>>77350381
Go suck some boystown specials
>>77350464
good for him
>anderbust
>andershit
>is that Jon Garland
>bunt
what the fuck
jesus christ
>>77350589
bunting for a hit is fine though if you know how to bunt, which means it's not fine since no one on the sox knows how to bunt
>>77350471
>asspain
Love coming to these threads just to see you losers get upset. Move out of that minority shithole of a southside you live in and get a life.
>>77350606
precisely
I feel like it's still too early to say Danny is "back" but please God let this be the case
>some cuck with a cubes hat in the stands
Thank you Engel
>Blunderwood
engle with the angle
>>77350617
No.
>>77350620
this is why rick is doing this though, eventually they have to learn right, surely they can't be so incompetent that they can't even learn how to bunt haha. even national league pitchers know how to bunt
>>77350617
There's that hidden liberal racism, how many free beers did you engorge?
>>77350649
Yeah that's a pretty good point. Never a better time to do it than now.
>>77350652
The northside has a better everything than you. And you're mad about it whoscuck.
Hmm he actually had the strike there
>>77350661
>a bunt at every at bat
just imagine.
Jeez its a miracle he caught that
Hanson is not an outfielder...
pls Gomes
fuck you dutchshit
ELITE
L.....L
I......I
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ELITE
This is just too painful to watch
>a-at least the phillies are winning
>>77350767
That is so sad that that is the only thing we have to be remotely positive about...
Moncada fucking please
For the love of god please
FOR FUCK SAKE FUCKING FUCK
B U S T
>>77350803
Just kill yourself already
>it's his first week it's his first week it's his first week it's his first week it's his first week it's his first week it's his first week it's his first week it's his first week it's his first week ;_;
who /daiquiri/ here?
>>77350810
Only if holland does first
nice
Keep it going Dr
And there goes the DP
>>77350825
bleach
Brantley stop that
>loading for José José José José José
>>77350870
I bought mint for mojitos but the mint is moldy (fucking jewel) so I'm making do
Fucking kill your self holland
>mfw BTFOing first half memes
Ajax let's go m8
>loading the bases to face JRam
>>77350908
Remember the Sox want to tank, Injuns want to win, it's best for both teams desu
gg indians
God this is painful
I think Holland might actually be worse than Shields, amazing
>>77350973
We are witnessing history...
In comes human white flag
tank rolls on
Cleveland may never pay full price for pizza again
rackem i guess...
can anyone get a hit please?
Is the Yanimal loose?? Is it finally happening?!?
>>77351032
If it's Papa Johns, save yourself the misery and get something else.
Reminder
I think it's highly offensive to pitchers to be calling our garbage fucks "pitchers"
>>77351062
10/51
>>77351076
They should all give us something to cheer for and kill themselves
or at least give us some of those millions that they don't fucking deserve 1 bit
AYYY FINALLY A HIT
THANK YOU NARV... again
>>77351032
>commercial jokes
Cleveland may never pay for home renovation projects again either
man, we're turbo bad, but still 4 games behind philly. what the fuck are they doing better than us?
holy fuck, a hit
>>77351100
Stay classy cusbfags.
>>77351100
oh shit still time to buy
>royals still winning
>>77351109
You know that is a very good question. Probably the unlikely good month of April we had.
GJ Hanson
Come on Andershit do something
>anderbusts last home runs in coors
jesus
>>77351119
There's a home renovation company that's offering a free services to anyone that buys in July if the Indians win 15 in a row this season
Danny stop
>andershit
You fucking suck so much I unironically miss che
dangit engel
but at least no nono
>Engel
Sox need someone named Mark
Salamander!
A-at least Burger is killing it
I imagine a promotion for him and Eloy within this year
>>77351119
>Universal Windows Direct offers ridiculous promo
>15 game win streak and your project's free
What did you think I meant?
>beck """"""""""""pitching""""""""""""""""""""""
SLAM
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Should be 10-0.
>>77351246
There's still time...
>>77351246
It will be soon once the parade of pitchers who are somehow even worst than beck come
>>77351255
my bad
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pitchers"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""*
Royals just finished up against the Red Sox 4-2.
>win 7 games in a row
>only increase lead by half a game
KC stop
>>77351282
Not really worried desu
Thank you Engel
Swarzak about to make his brew crew debut, let's see if he fucks it up like Jennings did last night
>yolmeme
Phillies won, we're going to be 3 back.
>>77351376
Hol' up
>jennings gives up the runs
>cubs tie or take the lead
>Quintana gets another ND
>even when he isn't playing for the sox or against them, they still find ways to get him NDs
The white sox are so bad. I feel horrible for them.
>beck still """"""""""""""""""pitching"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>77351453
fuck meant swarzak, derp
>tfw ajax was starting figuring it out with us last year and then got horribly injured
>now he's fine and got it figured out
>>77351455
Our only hope is that this badness can maybe lead somewhere
as opposed to before where the badness lead to nowhere
In Hahn we trust...
>>77351416
>implying the first pick matters
There's no slam dunk number one guy, doesn't really matter, the guy each team wants will probably be someone different anyway.
Also it would suck worse if the first pick turns out to be a bust than the 2nd or 3rd pick, I guess
>Swarzak blowing it
Damn it
>swarzak already gave up a homer
the nd is imminent
>>77351479
and Mr. Sombrero dingers off of him. Now he gets to have fun in the NL.
>>77351537
Yeah it doesn't. But we're going to end up getting it regardless.
This team can't hit and it most certainly can't pitch either.
Can't blame hanson for that, he's not an outfielder
This is actually the norm
only losing by giving up 6-7 runs with some attempt at offense of our own was our playing the best against the Cubs
Why did we take Tyler Clippard?
>>77351619
shit for shit
#Indians have shown interest in #STLCards outfielders Grichuk and Pham, as @dgoold reported. @MLB @MLBNetwork
yaaay walkcada...
Would Soxbros mind terribly if >we swept?
>>77351659
One w-win would be nice
>>77351659
Hell yes we would
but its going to happen anyways
tomorrow is going to be extremely sad cause I'll be going to that game
OH SHIT DINGERSON!!!!
NO SHUTOUT!
>>77351659
You've got to be the biggest tool to openly wear a rosary around your neck
>>77351489
Indians have a lot of luck recently getting vets that actually work
Weew Danny gj though
>>77351282
If it's any consolation, with the Rays, Twins, and Mariners spinning their wheels it's assured the Indians a wild card outside of some unforseen meltdown
>>77351659
Do whatever. I'm tempted to dump lewds so I'm forced to stay away from 4chan for a few days.
Can these fuckers score with anything other than dingers?
>>77351677
You okay?
Moncada
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Turn your streams ahead just hit a dinger
>>77351700
Didn't narv get an rbi double the other day?
>>77351699
So you can wallow in misery by yourself instead of along with us?
>>77351659
KIPNISBALL!!!
>>77351717
I already do that when I'm not shitposting or working, so why not.
>>77351717
White Sox Baseball 2017: At least we suffer together
>>77351736
Cookieball!
Zmac stop you're good now remember
>tribe trying to find a way to lose this game
no
>>77351763
>lose
>against the sox
wat
>>77351761
Sliderball!
>>77351776
Sorry lads I fucked up the format :(
Smoothball!
dangit hanson
>andershit
>>77351715
That wasn't Moncada
But Davidson dinger is good as well
He could very well be our 3B until Burger gets up here... ideally
Remember April and May when we were in 1st place and were contending?
>>77351803
>april and may baseball standings
>having any significance ever
>>77351803
That was fake but fun
Maybe someday we'll experience that again...
Well I have to go now, urgent call, I have no doubt that this """""bullpen"""" will give back those 2 runs immediately
GG Indians, cya tomorrow
Ladies and gentlemen, the Coreyball
>>77351826
it does when your team is as bad as ours. try to understand
>>77351832
Gg soxbro
>>77351846
I'm so glad they went from the double piping on the wordmark to single. Looks so much cleaner now.
>>77351832
>you're free from this hell
lucky bastard
why couldnt da land just win one more game?
What are we going to do about the Royals guys? No one can beat them.
>>77351890
Simple: WE beat them.
>>77351846
Kek
I laughed harder than I should've.
>>77351878
That was embarassing, I'm still disappointed in leaveland for that
DOCTOR DOCTOR
>>77351832
>I have no doubt that this """""bullpen"""" will give back those 2 runs immediately
Are you a wizard?
Between you guys and KC, definitely rooting for you guys. Fuck KC, though I don't hate them as much since Yordano drilled his car into a tree at the same speed he was throwing at guy's heads.
>>77351864
Agreed famalam
>>77351906
name the last time a team with 2 starters won the eries against """"pilates"""
>>77351941
Please tell me that's not shopped, and I will post it in every thread from this point on.
>>77351981
No that's real
>>77351941
appreciated desu
Gotta win one for da Land and da Central
>>77351961
If you guys would have had curasco or salazar you probably would have won it. Their batters got to see Kluber 3 times in 10 days or something like that?
>>77351981
pretty sure it's legit
>>77352027
Well we lost the whole thing by one run and shut them out twice so yeah Carrasco would've shut them down. Oh well, >we'll just have to do it this year and take back the rings when >we do it
>Mfw Tito bullies Maddon into handing it over
>>77351981
About as real as this pic of francona with Michael Jordan
>>77352078
Tito looks /fit/ af.
>all those popsicles
>>77352078
WTF
That's it. I need everyone's Tito memes ASAP.
>goody
>>77352145
You got it.
>warning track power
BUST
GOHAN RBI
>>77352132
SEVENTEEN
Bullpen is shit lately
Goody gives up the dinger cap it
Better to get these shaky bullpen games out of the way, I suppose.
>>77352214
You're in the kitchen and this guy eats your popsicles. What do?
>>77352237
implying this isn't the mainstay
Grand Slam on the way
For as good as the team has been there's always something wrong
>>77352241
>>77352241
Tell him about his heart condition and tell him we need him to win one for the Land :(
>>77352248
Nope.
Got out of it just fine.
>sox
No matter how bad the Sox might be... they don't have 108 years
AJAX
and thete
Lol chiraq chimping out
>>77352292
*and there's Guyer, officially back
>leaving auto-reply on
>>77352302
nah just a wild pitch + Brandon "pitch magnet" Guyer
Post yfw infield homerun happens
>>77352344
Who was the retard that designed Cleveland Indian's logo?
77352372
>
Brewers are winning the division lmfao
Give us the rest of the the cup you fagets. We know you're hiding it. And fix this hole you drilled into it too.
Why does the office think Armstrong is a MLB caliber pitcher?
>>77352256
>>77352179
Appreciate it. You're a good dood.
>white sox
>wears black sox
What did they mean by this?
>>77352404
Didn't the cubs just lose to the broors
>>77352423
Never mind Armstrong gives up the dinger probably a slam
>>77352404
>implying you won't use the hole as a glory hole
lol that was a ball
I want him to give up the HR maybe we'll send him back down forever
>armstrong
>arm isn't strong
Please kill Armstrong
please just get this out so i can go to bed
>bailed out """"""Armstrong""""""
gg Sox
Cusb go enjoy your AIDS
>>77352490
Continuing Sox traditions
No thanks
Magic number: 60
>>77352540
Don't work Curry fuckers, you and the Who have something great in common.
The Cubs needed to win 3 straight when you both needed just one. more. win. to take the series. AND YOU BOTH LOST.
>>77352603
>AND YOU BOTH LOST.
Just like the cubs did today