TAMPA BAY RAYS @ NEW YORK YANKEES

TAMPA BAY

1. Mallex Smith (L) CF
2. Corey Dickerson (L) LF
3. Evan Longoria (R) 3B
4. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
5. Steven Souza Jr. (R) RF
6. Brad Miller (L) DH
7. Wilson Ramos (R) C
8. Tim Beckham (R) 2B
9. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) SS

NEW YORK

1. Brett Gardner (L) CF
2. Clint Frazier (R) LF
3. Aaron Judge (R) RF
4. Gary Sanchez (R) C
5. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
6. Matt Holliday (R) DH
7. Chase Headley (S) 1B
8. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
9. Ronald Torreyes (R) 2B

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>>77349069

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How we doing tonight, lads?

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>>77349120
Here's a Press for your dead computer

>>77349120
tanaka is pitching... so not well

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>>77349140
Whoa, new Press

Is Grit our most clutch guy?

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tanaka is not our ace anymore, pauly. that belongs to sevy

Meredith is just plain fat now. Any way we can get some hotter bimbo up there

You think Judge will get his fucking teeth fixed overall now?

>>77349212
will the yankees retire her number

>>77349212
The city is crawling with 10's, and this is what we have to put up with?!?!?!

>>77349219
I bet Meredith is like 230 at least

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>>77349235
Where did it go so wrong?

Did they get Duda for a ham and cheese sandwich?

>>77349247
She turned 25

>>77349255
Unless you workout and/or have God-Tier genetics, that is when white girls go bad

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>yfw you realize gardner would be traded before ellsbury
>yfw cashman is gonna go for grey because grey is injury prone and inconsistent
>yfw he'll give the A's fraizer for grey so he can avoid the awkward situation of sending him down when Hicks gets back

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>Todd Frazier, who calls Clint Frazier his son....

>>77349277
cash said we're not giving up our top tier prospects.. but if he does.. fuck that motherfucker forever

Why does Evan Longoria look like he is battling cancer now?

post yfw Tanaka pitches a perfect game, striking out all 27

GODNER

GARDY

Y A R D Y

HE GOES BACK

TO

B A C K

GRITT HOLY SHITT

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BASED GRTINER

How many times has a player hit a walkoff homerun and then a leadoff homerun in the next game. GET ME THE INSTANCE RIGHT NOW!!!

Why would you bring a sign to the game? Like the player is actually going to read the fucking thing. This is even sadder if it's a grown man doing it.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s05WzTu4IlnE

>>77349436
>he doesn't go to wrestling matches with a John 3:16 sign

What was the sign?

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>>77349476

how do we fix holliday

>>77349526
It was that virus. It fucked with him

So if Tanaka keeps pitching like this the rest of the year, what are the odds of opt out?

>>77349526

Do we really need to fix Holiday? He was great for the first part of the season but he's an old guy and was going to hit the wall sooner or later.
Once Hicks gets better Holiday's playing time should be reduced greatly. Too many good bats in this line up now, not enough room for everyone.

>>77349565
He was just pretending to be bad this whole season.

oh shit Tanaka is tapping into his Japanese autism powers

>>77349585
im loving his walking off the mound conversations with himself

>42 pitches
>just to get through 3 innings

DFA ALL ORIENTALS NAO!!!!

>>77349605
That's only 14 pitches per inning you idiot

>>77349603
He's probably saying "Fuck these round eyes, I'll show em I can still pitch. I've dishonored my family for too long"

I knew the Yankees made the right call not signing Price

>>77349642
David Price looks like something off of Five Nights at Freddys'

>>77349642
he's a total meme pitcher, fastball dominant with a weak fastball

Where's Tampa Gay Pearce?

Guys.... I think Tanaka need contacts.

>>77349633
no no no hes obviously saying "ching chong ping pong pearl harbor!!!!"

>>77349694
waiting for whenever the gays score or lead on the yanks.. trust me that faggot will show up if they lead.. I know he's reading this

>>77349716
It's Friday. He might have a life outside of this place, you know?

JUDGED

JUDGED

CASE CLOSED

#JUDGED

lol what a wall scraper, dfa rn

>>77349642

As a Yankees fan this story has been absolutely delicious.

He is going to shut himself down to get TJ surgery and stay off the field for the rest of this season and then next season. All because he is butthurt. This is like the biggest case of butthurt in sports history. It's amazing watching it all unfold. Between this and their fans showing themselves to be classless trash, throwing fucking peanuts at the captain of Team USA for fuck's sake, it's been a great season as a Yankees fan. Couldn't have happened to a nicer team.

>>77349615

>this guy is saying good players are bad!
>what did he mean by this?!

>>77349708
What is that navy battle where the Allied forces thought they were fighting Japs, but the city they were bombing was a ghost town and they were actually just fighting each other?

>>77349800
>Price, according to the report, stood in front of Eckersley as the former pitcher boarded the plane and shouted, "Here he is -- the greatest pitcher who ever lived! This game is easy for him!"

MENTAL MIDGET

>>77349800
it does make me wonder

Bullpen= advantage yankees, they only need to get one of betances or chapman back to their old selves for the yanks to have by far the better bullpen

lineup= advantage yankees lineup has had a lot of injuries but even still it has a lot more
power

rotation=advantage red sox? Sale is definitely better than anyone on the yanks but outside of that their rotation wasn't as good as advertised.

Am I delusional to think we can definitely win the division?

>>77349835
you can toss that all in the can because baseball is a game about luck not skill

you can go on a 10 game winning street then get blown out and swept by the phillies

>>77349864
That's why so many games are played so it evens out and the betters teams show

i say the no hitter ends this inning

tanaka is starting to miss too many pitches inside

pls tanaka

>>77349864
ehh

obviously in small sample sizes baseball has a huge luck factor but two months to play really isnt a small sample size.

like there was no chance in hell the phillies would ever have a better record than the dodgers this season.

Did Daisuke teach Tanaka the gyroball?
Was the gyroball just a meme?

kay said the word.. tanaka bound to give up a 3 run homerun next inning

>>77349967
I hate him so much

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NANI?

Rays always get perfected

>>77349989
>>77349967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuUTqSKNAH0

>kay compares not mentioning a no hitter to slavery and the holocaust

>>77349835

All the Red Sox have in their rotation is Sale. The rest is garbage and their second best pitcher is going to take himself out for the season because Boston has been giving him so many anxiety attacks.
I will take our starting rotation any day. Tanaka has outdueled Sale earlier this very season. Severino is turning into a legit ace. Sabathia is fighting like a madman and earning every win he has this year. Montgomery has been great, and Chad Green has better numbers than any of those guys and they might make him the fifth starter.

If I were Cashman, I'd offer Sabathia a 1 year deal for like 5 million.

>>77350023
Green doesn't have the stuff to start. He's founds his niche as a reliever

>>77350014
What a fucking idiot. He also lied about beating Mikey in the ratings.

>>77349832

What a trashbag. "REEEEEE stop mentioning that time i should have covered the bag! I know you only said it once but don't say it you dumb Hall of Famer! Reeeeeee!!!"

I'm just saying, a pitcher who is 1-9 over his career in the playoffs should shut his mouth and listen to any advice any good pitchers want to give him.

Tampa Bros, was Price this awful when he was with you?

mooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>77350069
I don't remember him being like with Tampa. It was a small market crappy team. There was never pressure on him.

>>77349933
The gyroball was a meme, yes.

>>77350045

Who do you think becomes our fifth?

>>77350106
shut up stupid, tanaka has obviously harnessed the secret Japanese pitch art which he will now unleash on baseball for a streak of 1000 consecutive perfect innings

>walk like an egyptian

>>77350133
I'd like to Adams get a chance. Or maybe Sonny Gray as long as they give up Mateo and some other pieces

>>77350141

JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!

LEGENDARY FUCKING BAT SPEED!!!!

>>77350141
is that pitch called a splitter, by chance?

>THE UTTER SPEED OF CLINT FRAZIERS BAT IS TRULY LEGENDARY

WOW
That batspeed was legendary

L E G E N D A R Y

>DOCTOR CRANE!

L B S
B
S

TAMPA BAY STEVE BTFO

do you think clint frazier likes hitting homeruns? if i was a betting man i'd say he likes hitting them

LEGENDARY

Clint hit that ball 455 feet jesus

>455
are there any funny nicknames for clint frazier I can use? he needs one

hes ginger, theres gotta be something

>>77350215
Carrot Pop? I feel like the Ginger Ninja is overused but works p well

>>77350215
Red thunder

>>77350215
Ginger Jesus or Red Thunder

get a hit already

Clint "Oh No He Di'nt" Frazier

:)

So which relief pitcher will surrender the perfect game in the 9th?

Oh yeah. What was Sterlings call for Todd?

>>77350266
D I L L A N

T H E

V I L L A N

>>77350269
The ToddFather. In Todd we Trust

>derek jeter chant

i love the yanks but fuck these normalfans. tanaka deserves the lose the nono because of that

fuggggg :-( cmon didi

>>77350306
What was Didi supposed to do about that? He couldn't get to it.

It was because Kay said it was perfect so far

>Can't even pitch a fucking perfect game

Looks like it's back to the rice paddies for you, Chang!

>>77350316
I'm calling that bitch on Monday

>>77350316
He had to. It would be like Slavery and the holocaust if he didn't

>>77350316
Fuken this

>>77350331
Hey Panama bro! Howe are you?

THIS RETARDED COMMENTATOR KEEPS BLOWING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NO-NO OR PERFECT GAME

he haaad to mention it

>>77350330
>Slavery and the holocaust
There's a killer duo.

>>77350331
Holy shit, where have you been?

>>77350335
They need to fire Kay. The voice of the Yankees needs to be someone with a thick, Brooklyn accent.

hey, this looks like a cgso at the very least

he did this exact same thing an went on a goddamn rant about how it's not his fault and you HAVE to mention it as a commentator

>>77350349
Some Italian guy named Sal would be great

>>77350334
>>77350348
Havent been watching much, work has got me like a bitch.

But it feels nice to spend a friday watching beisbol w/ yankee bros.

How are yall faring?

>tfw back in first after tonight

>>77350387
>yall

He is from North Carolina

>>77350349
Fuck off retard
Brooklyn is full of Mettards

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>>77350371
This guy would be great.

>>77350387
How is the pager business?

>>77350387
drug trade pretty tough these days I guess with the crackdown on immigration

>>77350396
They did one of those stupid-ass facebook polls. South Brooklyn is dominated by Yankee fans

>>77350349
The Yankees are classy
They don't need muh blue collar vernacular commentators

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>>77350415
AYYY

>>77350432
Nah son. I want a brash as fuck Italian dude from Bay Ridge in his mid-40's calling the games.

seriously though, what Yankee alum should replace Kay?
We need a new Rizzuto

>>77350447
he'd talk about wanting to fuck Meredith like 60% of the time

>>77350455
Have Arod and Jeter call the game together

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>>77350396

>>77350462
They're both above that

>>77350462
Did you see that CNBC interview with the both of them?

Those day/night splits for Tanaka are ridiculous.

Tanaka is gonna pitch a complete game

>>77350548

He's at 90 pitches. No way. He needs to finish Duda NOW if he wants Joe to even send him out for the eighth.

I say keep him in there

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>>77350548

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED KAY
THIS IS WHAT YOU DID
FUCK YOU KAY

Where did that Navy faggot get that LED Yankees hat? That is lit af

>>77350609
"I joined the Navy for two things, cock and LED hats"

>>77350641
How much free beer do you think the Navy guys get?

>>77350609
https://www.amazon.com/York-Yankees-Light-Up-Logo-Adjustable/dp/B001L1EK44

>>77350654
depends, how many cocks can they fit in their asshole?

>>77350660
Have you ever tried anal with a chick? My dick is only 5 inches around, and I can't get it in.

>>77350670
That's what lube is for. Did you think sex is like porn?

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>>77350679
Yeah, actually I did....

>>77350670
haven't you seen goatse?
you can really stretch those things out

>>77350715
I've been frequenting this site since 2009. What do you think?

Is Tanaka, dare I say it, back?

I'm still amazed Tanaka can shit out these absolute gems out of nowhere once a month and then be dog shit the rest of the year

>>77350769
There has to be some kind of pattern. We must harness our autism to find it out, and inform the binder ASAP

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uhhh tampa bay steve-san ain shit desu

considering tanaka is an ace pitcher if he gets 1 extra day of rest should the yankees try to get a 6 man rotation

Plunk Morrison tomorrow

are sanchez/judge the new berra/mantle?

>some asshole yesterday said didi isn't elite BUT he's simply "lucky"

nowhere to be seen tonight though

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Interesting

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YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES.WIN!

gg see ya tomm lads

>>77350396
i live in brooklyn and have never seen a mets hat in my entire life here

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and the Yankees are now in first place
>the Price is wrong, bitch

LEXPLORER GOT PAROLE
will he ever be back here?

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Only the best can stay on stop.