/heem/ - Black Kratos Edition

Who is your favorite women fighter?

>>77348639
Thanks OP

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Thicc Wife edition

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Thanks man

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Im going to use this thread
Albu tomorrow

What if jones chokes out DC and refuses to let go then starts making sexual motions with his unconscious body?

>>77348662
>Anaheim succ job

>>77348662
Jon wins the decision. DC wins the fight

>>77348642
Even McDonalds don't wanna hire you eh?

>>77348639
how is this haircut called?

>>77348679
Eddie is rationalizing stupid shit to himself. How on earth, honestly, could somebody tell themselves that Conor McGregor is desperate because his trash talk was too personal and too offensive?

McGregor says the most offensive shit he can fucking think of. Eddie says bringing up his family is too far? McGregor always goes too far, that's literally his fuckin shtick.

To imply that it means he is not in the right mindset is fucking stupid imo Eddie is the one who is desperate, looking for weakness and creating a scenario that does not exist.

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Just tried the leg kick burger at Famous Burger

AMA

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post your face when your boy DC wins tomorrow

>>77348698
I agree with him though. Conor's prefight trashtalk is usually epic and at least entertaining even if you aren't a fan of his. This time around though, and especially that phonecall, it has been weak as fuck and he has just come across as angry and buttfrustrated.

Not going to use the word "shook" in case Spain has a seizure, but he definitely isn't even remotely close to being "in eddies head".

>>77348701
I dont call POC, "boy"

The obese spammer loser is gonna be here for the rest of the night trolling through archives cause mommy took away his scat laptop. Can you think of a much more pathetic existence?

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>>77348701

>>77348715
You just satisfy his exhibitionist fetish when you recognize him

>>77348716
Cain was also compromised going into the first fight, Aldo wasn't, and JDS wasn't seen practising the exact sequence that knocked out cain in the locker room two hours before.

>janny deleted my thread

very rude!

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>>77348701

Lads

There was a moment in the Ferguson vs Dos Anjos fight where Fergo went for a straight, followed by a spinning back elbow. He misses the elbow and RDA shakes his head as if to say "nuh-uh!"... then Tony immediately throws the exact same combo again and lands the elbow. He then laughs and nods his head at RDA

Did anybody webbum this? If not, are any of you bro enough to make one?

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Crackhead thread

>>77348662
Yeah his stand up needs a lot of work. Although he did get the knock out on the feet last time out, he still gets tagged too often. His ground game is solid but how much of that is due to the fact that he is fighting European guys who don't tend to have the highest level grappling? The fight with Erosa should answer some of the questions since Erosa is probably at a lower UFC level.

>>77348721
It's a severe mental illness

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>>77348701

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I called up a prostitute today and asked if she was cool with getting sandblasted and she hung up on me, wtf?

>there are """people""" in this thread RIGHT NOW who thought that RDA would actually defeat based Fergo

embarrassing tbqh

>>77348698
looks like Chandella's pussy

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>>77348715
talking about it is just throwing fuel on the fire
and posts like these are basically spam

>>77348763
I was about to shit and needed something to think about while on the can. Thanks

watching alexa was a new experience never before have i seen someone with 20 years of boxing training throw with their head completely dead center the entire time

>>77348662
then bjm will pull him off ya retard

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I'll come out and say it outright. I believe Demian Maia is going to end the Woodley meme tomorrow, but I want you to know I've had a lot of fun for the past 13 months triggering you chalkskin haters.

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If maia wins, how many seconds will it take for Perry to heem him back to brazil?

>>77348798
I thought that was a perry not bb

>>77348785
Its really outstanding. Heather Hardy, Aldana, and Holly are the exact same.

Even Joanna, GDR, and Valentina arent there much in head movement. Same with Nunes who trained boxing before anything

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>>77348794
sellout

>>77348794
this is an imposter

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>>77348810
My boy always has trouble with grapplers and he's going up against the best one in the UFC. I don't like his chances but I'm glad he's not losing the belt to that square Stephen Thompson.

>>77348829
yucky

>>77348829
She looks kind of like Bruno Mars here

>>77348761
>still dining out on a decision win back in November

Fergusson is a meme fighter

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>>77348857
Yeah but what about her sister

>>77348829
jesus

>>77348829
why dont lesbians know how to dress themselves?

>>77348885
Tiramisu

>>77348829
Dr Usada, I am Brazew

>>77348886
I bet Amanda and her sister have fooled around before which is very common in Brazil.

If Evinger HEEMs cyborg, they are just gonna have to close the 145 division. None of UFC's draws would have worked out.

>>77348916
Tonya is gonna sandblast Olivi backstage and become a star believe you me

DC is looking good. He seems motivated as fuck.

>>77348910
Hopefully not Lena Dunham levels

>>77348934
he's still 100 years old on borrowed time. if he doesnt sandblast jon by the end of round 2 he's done

>>77348934
dc looks like fucking shit

emaciated face, skinny arms and big belly

>>77348934
I hope its a good fight at least. I really enjoyed the first one which was a lot more competitive and fun than most remember

>>77348934
DC looks like it hurts to live, Jones will put him out of his misery.

>>77348946
dc had a lot of success in round 2 and 3, but jon hit him with so many knees and strikes to the body early (even if it meant eating uppercuts to do it) that the long game paid off

>>77348910
Stop watching porn

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>>77348950
what you mean

>>77348950
Explain Junior Albini then

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>People don't realize it's all the same person making all the multiple threads including this one

DC is going to heeeeeeeeeeem Jones so bad screencap this

>>77348966
Nope I made this thread, the mentally ill spammer made the other 3

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>>77348976
Not true

>>77348976
i made one of the other threads

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>be human freight train
>only loss is to probably the greatest fighter on earth
>work your way back to another shot
>injuries, drug tests etc. keep you from your goal
>by the time you get your rematch you're older and not the human freight train you once were

it's not fair, prime DC steamrolls Jones, it's just not fair.

do you think rumble quit because he just wants to do drugs all of the time? or do you think he was having holy shit moments of head trauma from mma and football?

>>77348989
DC vs Jones @ HW back in 2012 who wins?

>>77348752

Me on the right

>>77348999
Probably realized he will never be champ and it isn't worth the punishment. I bet he will get fat as fuck.

>>77348989
for sure DC before 2 years was too young and now he's too old, his prime was exactly 1 year ago my guy

>>77349014
It's a little weird to me that he would quit when he was putting away top 10 guys in a minute or less, seems like easy six figure paydays compared to most fighters

I'll miss DC when gets heemed tomorrow and retires in the cage

DC is in love with professional wrestling and the Baby Face and Heel thing he and Jones do is the best

Its a real shame Popeyes is so good

>>77349017
>his prime was exactly 1 year ago my guy
how did you come to this conclusion?

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DC bless

>>77348999
Contract dispute. He wanted to go to HW instead of rematching DC and now he's outside the title picture in a division filled with cans. I think he'll be back before too long

Don't you doubt DC boi

Don't you dare doubting DC won't win against Jones tomorrow night.

DC WILL WIN

boi

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>>77348999

Wow he's so dumb man

>take brutal physical punishment at the expense of your health and mental acuity so that others think you're stronk and tuff
>smoke pot all day stay healthy and still be stronk and tuff and not give a fuck what cheetofingers think

Really makes you think

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#andstilldrugfreechampion

>>77348999

He definitely had an Oh Shit moment he quit before he even got in the cage with DC at 210

I don't blame him one bit I'd be terrified of CTE especially after like a decade of doing that shit

>>77349047
yeah he's just waiting for DC to lose again so he can try to get the next contender shot

tough sell coming off a loss but a lot of people still prefer that fight over the other options

gus rematch is pretty much in who gives a fuck territory at this point

>>77349047

BS he called out DC after beating Glover

no one wants daniel cuckier as champion he's such a phony i hope he loses brutally and cries again

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i always forget that i made this shit

>>77349048

Jon Jones is going to embarrass DC

DC will retire in the cage in disgrace

Luke and or Cain might try to fight Jon as he carries on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_t0NgGcfqc

>Jon Jones Vs Daniel Cormier ● Staredown Analysis
>Jon Jones Vs Daniel Cormier ● Staredown Analysis
>Jon Jones Vs Daniel Cormier ● Staredown Analysis

>>77348985
>that image
I hope you're not the loser responsible for it

>>77349092

Jon vs Cain at HW after Jon beats DC would be a hell of a fight

>>77349085
>>77349092
it could get pretty awkward if jones actually heem sleepys or heem tappys him

wouldnt be surprised at all if DC retires on the spot and fucks off to analyst land

>>77349094
jon looks prison ready

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>>77349048
You literally picked OSP to beat Jones

That's how deep your hatred runs

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JJ on Saturday

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>>77349103
>tfw jon starts methodically destroying AKA like prime Cruz vs AlphaFail

>>77349074
A lot of the promos are basically scripted. He was asked about fighting DC in interviews and was clearly not happy, I'll see if I can find one

I just figured out that DC fans are mandrama watchers lol

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>>77348660
It's like someone used the pinch tool on her face and deleted her tits.

damn everybody's made weight, minimal chance for fuckups now unless someone wants to be a puss like Nunes

i am amped for this fight. hate him all you want but this is like getting to see MJ in his prime

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What did he mean by this

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JON JONES, YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I SUCC FOR MOTHERFUCKER

IMMA SUCC YOUR ASS

>>77349126
>Jon Jones arrested

CONAR NO!

What's the best way DC/Jones 2 could end for you heem?

I think submission

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>>77348950
Pre-fight shooks

>>77349094
>he's mocking DC's fat
kek

>>77349148
jones choking him out would be fucking ruthless

what if he got him in a heel hook or some shit and just ended DC's career for him?

I think RDA would beat Ferguson if eye pokes weren't allowed.

Also, why do they keep going to Mexico City? Fighters either have to invest in a full training camp at altitude or the card suffers.

>>77349148


For me personally? Both DC and JBJ die in a plane crash so we can necro LHW it's one of the weakest divisions atm cause the other scrubs can't compete with these 2 so fuck em both

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tmz.com/2017/07/28/jonadmitscormiercanwin

>>77348778
What do you mean "and look what happened"? Conor got beat the fuck up on the ground. Im not gonna say any shit like if Chad was in fighting shape or anything he wouldve ended it but he was more gassed than Conor at that point.

Eddie is bigger and there are no doubts about his endurance, to think he wont be able to take him down or Conor will be able to defend himself off his back is crazy. Now if Eddie tries to strike a little too much he can lose but if he fights smart he will wear Conor down easily.

>>77349148
DC repeatedly slamming him. Pressing him against the cage with vicious uppercuts, walking away as Jones bloodied corpse slumps to the floor as Mario Yamasaki slides in making a heart shape with his hands.

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>>77349148
Double DQ after both fighters simultaneously shit their pants in round 5

http://www.strawpoll.me/13562603

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>REMINDER OF WHAT STARTED THE ENTIRE JON JONES AND DC FEUD

DC's version:
>The first time him and I ever interacted, he looked down on me and started to make derogatory comments.

Jon's version:
>I said hey what's up man, I hear you're a wrestler. I was like, you know what - I bet you I could take you down. Ever since then he's had this personal vendetta against me

Jon Jones is going to blow out DCs knee with some vicious leg kicks

this is going to be painful... its going to make Weidman v Silva II look tame and the whole time DC is screaming in a quiet arena Jones will be carrying on in the ring

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>>77349203
Even in Jon's version of events he comes across as an asshole.

>>77349210
>expect very malicious and violent things to happen

what did he mean by this?

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>>77349094
Seems pretty accurate

>>77349203

Legit reminds me of the Janitor in Scrubs hating JD the entire series on the most petty level because of a joke he made when they first met

cm punk can knock brendon "the iron chin" schaub out cold

>>77349211
he tells it like he was just messing with him with though, and it instantly ruffled DC's feather

when I heard Rogan mention it years ago I was like wow DC is really fucking thin skinned to get so butthurt about it

>>77348639
good op

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>>77349239
hey pussy are you still there?

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>>77349245
not gabi and cyborg

Who is ref for Jones/Cormier?

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>>77349148
Jon Jones landing vicious elbows from full mount with blood gushing from DC's forehead until Big John steps in and then Jon getting up with his hands raised as the crowd goes completely nuts before climbing onto the octagon and letting out a primal scream that arouses every beige woman in the arena before climbing down and the camera pans to DC's lifeless body on the canvas getting woken up and attended by medics before zooming in onto Luke and Cain's concerned faces, then a quick pan back to Jones who is celebrating with Greg Jackson and Izzy Martinez before we see Dana White walking into the octagon with his cheap suit and unbuttoned shit with the belt in his hand. "Bruce Buffer with the decision..." is what Jon Anik says with the camera zooming in on DC's battered and bruised face and the crowd goes completely NUTS as Bruce bellows out "AAAAAANDDDDD NEWWWWWW" and Jon once again lets out a primal scream as the belt is magically wrapped around his waist, back where it belongs to its rightful owner. Wow what a scene that would be, I can picture all this in my head and it's surreal I had to wait a year to witness it again.

>>77349276
Kimbo Slice

when are the fake weigh ins

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>>77349264
yes im here

>>77349284
>Jon Jones landing vicious elbows from full mount with blood gushing from DC's forehead
pretty much this, I was gunna say TKO (cut)

>>77349276
me

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>>77349266
Their combined piss could bring down 100 world trade towers

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>>77349276
Mini Brock

>>77349310
DC HAD A CHICKEN BONE UP HIS ASS

>>77349310
Fighters finna test positive after the fight when this guy reffing fo real

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GOAT mma interview

>you know if you succ'd me i would absolutely kill you

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Conor will lose. Dana said so himself. Will keep reposting till the 26th of August.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501220971330.webm

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>>77349330
this is good, I would want my wife to have this level of thiccness

>>77349310
You think he'll warn jones about eyepokes like bigg man McCarthy?

>>77349229

A gust of wind can knock out Brandon if he forgets to wear his special helmet and it hits him on his soft spot

>>77348794

>chalkskin
>not semenskin

Also, Woodley vs. Maia is basically going to be Woodley vs. Galvao all over again.

https://youtu.be/u-bmw-hG_E8?t=23s

>>77349306
It was against decent competition ffs but not the hardest. He makes it sound like his first fight was against Khabib, then Ferguson and everyone but the champ. It was LITERALLY 2 WINS.
He lost to Cerrone, Melendez you can have but eh, he's not top tier and went on a drop by that point. Pettis was a boring win that he split decisioned and that's someone who's not even in the division anymore

RDA is his best win, but he can't complain about being given the hardest opponent when he's fighting for the title ffs. Even then, he just caught him

>inb4 hurr durr Conor nuthugger
No, this isn't about him at all. This is about Alvarez.

>>77349355
When's the baby due, bud?

>>77349370
gimme a rundown on why you keep talking about eddie while quoting replies that have nothing to do with it

>>77349378
He's autistic spammer

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>>77349354
wait so it's gay-chee and alvarez coaching tuf next?

poirier got screwed hard if true

>>77349385
At least he's not the cp spammer.

>>77349399
The spice tho.

>>77349401
They're the same person idiot

>>77349354
Lol wow this goof

>>77349401
Same loser

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>>77349405
it's pretty sick that MJ punched Gaethje's hand out of the way here

>>77349354
Post it on /box/ because nobody here gives a shit my guy

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post your face when Jonny "Sexual Chocolate" Jones comes back stronger and faster than ever in the (You)-SADA era.

>>77349440
An illegal head kick while Barboza was on the ground left Barboza (in my perception) fighting dazed and probably taking more damage than he would have otherwise quite likely contributing to him being finished.

Last night, a thumb to the eye left Dos Anjos seeing double for most of the fight.

Regardless of intent, both these incidents influenced the outcome of the fight and create doubt as to whether the better fighter truly won.

Khabib has won cleanly every time that I have seen. If he beats Michael Johnson without poking him in the eye, head butting him, kicking him in the balls, or kicking him in the head while he’s on the ground; Khabib deserves the next shot.

>>77349440
>(You)-SADA
>Not Rigging Events

https://www.rt.com/sport/387028-frank-mir-usada-interview/

>>77349438
Ferguson has already lost to johnson, khabib is doing what every combat athlete fantasizes about: having an undefeated streak.

Anyone who thinks Jon Jones has a chance in hell of winning tomorrow just doesn't know MMA. Period.

jon jones used the fucking mckenzeetein to kill lyoto right?

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>>77349460
Post slip

>>77349441
>>77349459
Is this spammer v3.0?

>>77349462
Front choke from a chancery hold.

>>77349464
smart bet on size distance alone

>>77349466
Si, dale sopa de macaco, irmao

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would this hurt?

>>77349148
Jon choking DC out, then tell him to have fun commentating his career as champion for the next decade.

>>77349276
Big Jonathan McCartney

>>77349471
>size distance
Huh? Also are you saying there isn't a significant size advantage in the fight tomorrow?

>>77349482
actually just noticed DC's shoulder takes the edge off the impact before it gets to the head

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>>77349284

>>77349482
not at all

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when is joanna fighting?

>>77349501

Who is even left for her to fight at this point?

>>77349518
unironically mighty mouse

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>>77349454
>Mir
>fighter who has popped for PEDs in the past
>married a stripper
>CTE confirmed
>hangs out with Muslim warlord

Yeah he's a great source.

How is Conor considered a champion?
JJ, GSP, Anderson Silva --- defended around 10 times each.
Conor does nothing but novelty fights and waste time.

Conor - 3 legit fights in 2 years

Bisping - 4 legit fights in 2 years
Johny Hendricks - 4 legit fights in ONE year
Mark Hunt - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Overeem - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Poirier - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Maia - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Belfort - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Gastelum - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Anderson Silva - 6 legit fights in 2 years
Yair Rodríguez - 6 legit fights in 2 years

>>77349518
Rose Namajunas clearly

>>77349518
Rose? maybe Tecia could fight Cynthia for a shot

>>77349524
he's a champion because he beat the champion

anything else you want to know?

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MFW Americans took over MMA

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Why is he doing this?

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>>77349501
Late October/November/early December, you rude bastard

cyborg and jon jones will lose

bet all your money

>>77349549
He's mirin that natty physique

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>>77349549
I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Lost Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Protein bars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Hello /heem/ can you please tell me what this figther's name is? I keep forgetting.

>>77349523

Not just any Muslim warlord, either. He's a Muslim warlord who stabbed Fedor's daughter.

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>>77349567
>bet all your money

>>77349549
looking for roids

>>77349595
DC will win. Jones will not being able to use his technique of holding his hands in front of the fighters face to maintain distance anymore because of the rule changes.

DC was struggling with distance in the last fight, his time he wouldn't.

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>>77349577
Barnaby Santana

Who the fuck is DC's coach?

Honestly what are they feeding him?

Jon Jones has the reach/speed advantage, DC could potentially overpower Jones, so you'd think he should focus on attempting to leverage his strength...

But instead the they've turned him into a 20% body fat lardass. He has zero chance with all that fat on him, he's probably got the same muscle mass as Jones and therefore zero advantage now.

So fucking sad that they've wasted his talent.

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>>77349577
Boruto Shubumaki

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>>77349577
brodie scholl

>>77349624
There isn't a coach in the world who could get DC to maintain a proper diet.

>>77349577
Bob Sponge

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Who is this man?

>>77349577
the iron chin

>>77349624

AKA is known for both incredibly shitty coaches(outside of actual striking/grappling training)

This is Cain with his strength and conditioning coach for example.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWj_OevZY2k

Godamnit all of my fucking anti-boys are on win streaks recently. If you want to make sure your favorite fighter does well, just convince me to hate them. They'll be champ in 6 months

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>>77349648
dumb shithead "Joe Rogan" i literally suck cocks

>>77349648

He's the guy who main the alt-right mainstream.

>>77349648
freddie mercury

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>>77348883
i think she looks like a young bob hope

DC first black WWE champ

>>77349624
I dont think you know what youre talking about

>>77349670
Donald trump did that sweetie, joe just has autistic e celebs on his shitcast every once in a while

>>77349666
>Satan
>rooting for losers
Checkmate, atheists.

>>77349669
>lightning cooks meat

woah...

>>77349670
>Joe
>not a closet libcuck

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>>77349577
Bolsonaro Souza

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>>77349675
No, this is Freddie Mercury

what do you think gabi's feet smell like

>>77349631
Schaumburg would be flattered at the thought of all his h8ers spending all that time editing pics of him

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What did Canada mean by this?

>>77349698

>libcuck
>publicly takes up for Richard Spencer on multiple occasions

Pick one.

>>77349581
She didn't get stabbed she got kicked I think.

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>@ArielHelwani

>BREAKING: Jon Jones slipped on a stairway backstage and hurt his knee. He is visibly limping.

>>77349727
Lmao gooby lol bud!

>pls buy this ppv

3 shitty and predictable title fights and 1 decent fight

the prelims are better than this overrated ppv

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>>are Aspen Ladd's mom's tits real?

>>77349753
>richard spencer boogyman
quit crying you zilch

>>77349783
aspen got some big ass feet

featured in tarantino movie when?

@77349758
not fooling anyone

>>77349727
pretty sure that nigger is in town tonight, maybe i should find him and kick his ass

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>>77349758
Here's what actually happened

>>77349753
weekly reminder that joe is literally raising a black man's child as his own

>>77349809
teeheehee so edgy bro

all my (You)s

>>77349809
That's more than 140 characters.

>>77349783
just going by that pic fake
is that her brother he looks like he eats crayons

Thoughts?

>>77349809
>zilches
I think this tweet might be fake

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>>77349836

>korean super boy and korean zombie were supposed to be on this card.

SPICY

WEIGH INS ARE LITERALLY HAPPENING FOR 214 WE'VE MADE IT

5 ring girls this is a big event

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>tfw no qt kailin gf

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T CITY ALL DAY

>>77349855
inb4 usada calls dana tomorrow morning

>>77349808
Brendan or the person who commented?

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>>77349704
>tfw you will never see Hug sign a ufc contract w/ a 0-1 mma record

why live

Luciana is best ring girl

lmao Barao with the banter leeeeel

>>77349883
the black chick is

>>77349865
she's perfect. too bad she's getting cut tomorrow

>>77349865
>le point to no one meme

>>77349895
her face tho

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>>77349883

Whoever the second from the right is makes my dick diamonds.

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>>77349865
>>77349844

>tfw armpit fetish

These weigh-ins are fucking torture.

>>77349895
"no"

>>77349819

so thats what passes for edgy humour in the midwest huh

>>77349879
If he had come around just a little later he could have been the king of Pride

PUSSY U STILL THERE?

Wtf robbie looks so bored

Cerrone is getting deleted and you know it

LMAO DE RANDAMIE UTTERLY BTFO

>Robbie "lethargic" Lawler

>>77349966
Roidless Robbie 2bh

De Randamie fucking buried in the promo LMAO

Cyborg actually seems like a nice person

>>77349978
this desu

What did Volkan have in his hands? Didn't see it

>>77349965
>>77349975
what was it?

>>77349987
Chocolate.

>>77349993
goof

Not fair for manborg to fight women

>>77349978
i hope she gets her shit kicked in

wtf just happened to rogan

>>77349993
During Rogan's preview of the fight he (UFC brass) basically said that GDR would rather vacate the 145 title than fight Cyborg

>>77350009
Cyborg vs. Fallon Fox when?

joe is high

as per usual

Any fights tonight?

Casual heard Woodley's name and said "I know him"
I asked how and he said "he's the guy who had to give Conor his belt"

Kek

This card is fookin STACKED bro

>Cyborg
>Vitor
>Hell, even Big Foot was lauded by fans for knocking out "Overroid" even though Silva has tested positive for drugs and Alistair has not

Why do fans love roided Brazilians, bros?

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Jon Jones BTFO

>>77350009
manborg was beat by a woman in muay thai like 2 years ago

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*takes your back*

>>77348735
Round min?

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Jon "GOAT" Jones is going to destroy another opponent. Many such cases. Sad!

>tyron woodley gets better in every fight

you forget those last two wonderbread fights rogan?

>>77349996
Seriously?

pls buy this ppv

>>77350046
Brazilians have no sense of honour and are born cheaters who support other cheats and liars.

Been a thing since "400-0" rickson.

I hope Maia beats Tyroid just to laugh at the WME jews as they panic cause their champion is a backpack grappler who barely speaks english.

Jonny is literally gonna put em in a body bag

T W O O D
W
O
O
D

>>77350067
Swiss chocolate as a present from Switzerland, it is what he does in every weigh-ins.

>>77350075
same

lol manlets

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>there are people ITT who don't think Woodley is on PEDs

>>77350038
Oh and he also said Conor would beat Woodley because he's training boxing now so obviously he's just so much better

Kek

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>>77350053
Can't take my back if my back's against the cage.

>>77350109
He probably would beat him. Woodley is a timid bitch.

>I'm the greatest Welterweight of all time

Why does he still keep on saying this? Just because you're the champion currently in one division makes you the best of all time so far in that division.

>>77350109
this is true though, conor's striking will be on another level compared to these bums

>>77350075

kek

>>77350092
Thanks Russia

>>77350116
>pulls guard
>sweeps
>takes back

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>p-please put me on the poster Mr. Dana, I'll be explosive this time I promise

>DC crying
kek

>>77350053
*gets slowly dragged into an abyss of despair*

>>77350103
All these motherfuckers are on steroids, sellin you all wolf tickets

except Mike Bisping who is the natty goat

>>77350119
Mate 170 is a different ball park. Even if Woodley didn't knock him cold, he could just wrestle him to death.
We already hear Nate suddenly being a 200lb monster

>>77349114
Fuck aka they fucked so much good fights last year luke robert khabib tony

Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem the snake

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>>77350053
*heems you from bottom*

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>>77350128
You really think you can pull guard on an explosive mother fucker like me? I'll be all the way backed up to the opposite side of the cage before you know what happened.

>>77350053

*defends repetitive RNC attempts for the rest of the round while taking no damage*

jones being all chummy with shayna after talking mad shit on him

>>77350151
>muh back
Cody is ducking TJ

>>77350154

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

DC wants the succ so bad he cant take his eyes off him

>>77350053
His stand up game is underrated

>socks with sandals

jones looks like such an evil madman with the bald head

>>77350123
Where did the casuals come from tonight kek

Also I reckon Jones and DC will touch gloves tomorrow

Who is boooing who?