/Heem/ - Natty GOAT edition

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>>77346027
There's only one natty goat

>>77346027
He has literally never worn shorts.

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the hype is starting to kick in

>>77346027
>Champ vs Champ main event
Sort of but not really. The cool thing about champ vs champ beforehand was that it was two monsters who have cleared their divisions fighting to see who is the best. You can't even make a case for Conor being the best 145er anymore so he's the champ in name only at the moment.

>>77346040
Yeah that's the truth of it. He's also shitscared of losing the belt since it's the one thing that anchors him at the moment despite being 1-1 against Diaz with a razor close decision as the victory. Casuals don't know that Diaz really isn't an elite fighter though.

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Horiguchi vs Tokoro
Aliakbari vs King
Garcia vs Gagloeva
Miura vs Tapa
Nasukawa vs Saiga

Rizin will startat 1am EST Saturday night/Sunday morning after UFC 214

>>77346061
Exactly, he's scared of losing the FW title and not being considered a champion in the eyes of casual fans. This is why he's only taken meme fights and refused to face contenders. The average faggot would say that he's taking harder fights by fighting up weight classes, and it might be true, but this way he's got an excuse whenever he loses. Have you heard him talking like Nate is a 6'4 middleweight who decided to cut down to WW and Conor vanquished the beast in a clear cut fight?

Does DC have a BBC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH8Lh-jyfBo

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>>77346061
Gucchi
Alisnackbari
Garcia
Miura
Nasukawa

any1 got ortega guida ko?

Is Anderson still fighting? He should have stopped when he was on top. What is his current "status"?

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Does Khabib deserve a title shot?

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>>77346027
>>77346037
both confirmed roiders

>>77346091
Nothing worse than running out of gas in a fight

Sweat everywhere, stomach feels tight and nauseous, muscles feel restless and ready to give in, your punches aren't quite as effective even though your giving it 110%

Absolutely nothing worse

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>>77346091

He roided after he was the GOAT. Does this look like a roider to you?

>>77346089
Not before Ferguson (unless they fight and Khabib beats him).

>>77346099
>black

yes

>>77346061
I've made picks for Rizin already but where's 214?

>>77346085

Current-year Anderson is clearly over the hill and only fighting for a paycheck. He's maybe the 9th or 10th best middleweight in the UFC at the moment, and desu would probably lose to a lot of young hungry guys who aren't generally considered to be top 10.

Everybody is roided in UFC, retards, Diaz already said that.

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>>77346061
Tokoro
King
Gagloeva
Miura
Nasukawa

>>77346110
I'll be taking them after the weigh ins this evening. I don't have anything else going on in my life but I need to handle this logically.

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>>77346061
Horiguchi
King
Gabi
Reina
Nasukawa

>>77346116
don't think so man. maybe if karolina keeps her down the whole fight she might lose to a decision. but claudia tried that and it didnt work out so well. also karolina is more of a striker it seems so it's going to be a brawl.

i dont see it ending well for karlolina

>>77345857 #
He's fighting Muhammad Ali for the HFC Heavyweight belt next weekend, Evan Tanner and Ryan Gracie are gonna duke it for the Light Heavyweight. I'm gonna get tickets next week when I finally hang myself

You're hired as the replacement for Bruce Buffer. What would your catchphrase be?

>>77346152
HEEM SLEEPY

>>77346152

FUCK THAT NIGGA UP!

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Cormier vs Jones
Woodley vs Maia
Cyborg vs Evinger
Lawler vs Cerrone
Manuwa vs Oezdemir

>>77346152
THATS THE FUCKIN SEED, YOU FUCKS

>>77346076
your dick shrinks during the weight cut so who knows. probably not though.

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>>77346177
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

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>>77346177
DC
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77346177
DC
Woodley
Cyborg(lmao)
Cerrone
Oezdemir

>>77346076
what the fuck why did they show DCs dick

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>>77346177
succ
tyrone lanket
cyborg
robbery
poster boy

>>77346177
fuck off, I've already gave you my prediction twice

>>77346177
>>77346207
>>77346215
>>77346243
He doesn't even have the trip you dumb fucks

>>77346207
>>77346215
>>77346243
He's the fake picks guy you idiots

>>77346260
>>77346263
lol so easy to get (You)s off triggered limpdicks like you

>>77346270
I too would be angry sperg if I were a 5'4 manlet dockworker

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I wonder if this guy has soul

>>77346280
DONT MAKE ME POST MY FUCKIN TIMECARD MAN I SWEAR TO GOD ILL FUCKIN POST IT AND IF I POST MY TIMECARD YOU WILL BE CRYING FOR DAYS GOT IT GOOD YOU DONT WANT ME POSTING MY TIMECARD UNDERSTAND

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>>77346300
He has now

>>77346308
If I wanted to see low-income wages I'd ask the sperg to post it, nothing to be impressed by tbqh. It all adds up his "earnings" are what help him cope with being an autistic dockworker

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Is he Conor's kryptonite?
>1 inch taller
>heavier
>trains with GOAT boxer
>cucks his reach by 3 inches
>blacksplosion

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>>77346177

Jonny Coke
Maia
Cybork
Cerrone
Oedzemir

>>77346340
Conor knows better than to mess with low-key Lee

>>77346340
Every one of those 190+ lbs "lightweights" are Conor's kryptonite

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>>77346117
>cormier pre-fight warm up
i am awful at paint.

>>77346340
>>77346340
His belly button is disgusting

Is Greg Jackson a sport killer?

>>77346355
>>77346368
>KO'ed by Manlet Floyd
>threat to Conor

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Who's fighting Bisping next since Whittaker is out

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>>77346177
DC
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

>>77346397
>btfo by skinny-fat cholo on vacation

>>77346280
You're a triggered low income sperg that gets upset about fake picks. Your life seems wonderful

Bitch!

>>77346340
he literally has a glass chin

a ghust of wind and he does the chicken dance

>>77346417
My life is great. I make more easy money than a sweaty manlet dockworker, doing customer support!

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>>77346414
>BTFO
>didn't KO'ed
>won the first round of the first fight before gassing
>demolished him in the rematch

>>77346440
>winning until he lost
If he didn't go for the takedown Nate would have heem'd him

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>>77346439
Your life is so fantastic youre here throwing a complete tantrum about fake picks talking about your """""life""""

>>77346452
Does spamming and submitting fake picks make you a better human, seek help loser

>>77346439
DockGOD makes six figures plus his investments. No one in customer support breaks 40Gs outside of management

>>77346465
what if he wants to be a bad human

>>77346465
No. But not being a complete turbo aspie spering out about them sure does

>>77346471
>No one in customer support breaks 40Gs outside of management
Maybe if you're in India lmao

>>77346481
Literally no where does dude

>>77346480
>Spammer
>calling anyone a turbo aspie
>>77346487
I wouldn't expect a dockworker to know any better

>two years since my last time on heem and people are still autistically fighting for the spot to take picks

How long has this been going on now? When was the last time you had sex?

Imagine actually trying to convince people you make a decent living in customer support

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How much clothing should you remove for a tattoo?

>>77346492
Do you want (You)s? Just say so.

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Jon Jones vs Conner Mcgragor, no rules. Who wins?

>>77346506
If I was autistic enough to care about (you)s I'd spam and submit fake picks. I just so happen to be a healthy person without mental issues

>>77346504
patiently awaiting the counterposter

How quickly will Jones KO DC?

>>77346440

Nate is such a freak, he took an Aldo hook on his Jaw and didn't drop during that sequence

>>77346518
Obviously debatable since you're having a complete big turd breakdown from someone submitting fake picks

I think you should lay down and take a deep breath, bud. No one here is trying to hurt you. Heem is not an enemy simulator

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>>77346520
Whats a good counter post to this?

>>77346177
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

>>77346532
>someone submitting fake picks
Lol now this loser doesn't want to take credit for being the autist he is, don't you have reports to spam?

>>77346504
>>77346541
It's obvious they aren't together anymore. Why else wouldn't he marry her after knocking her up.

>>77346559
she lives in her parents basement while he goes out and gets stoned with his friends during child birth

Why is everyone here betting on D.C.? He doesn't have a chance.

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New embedded is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0lUT1Bkce4

>>77346547
I want you to take deep breaths from the diaphragm. Not the chest. Deep and easy. In the nose. Out the mouth.

;)

>>77346569
Do you have a house?

>>77346569
lol no one here has put money on DC. DC fans dont have jobs.

>>77346569
Literally LITERALLY no one is

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>>77346559
What about her previous son?

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>>77346177
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77346440
>demolished him in the rematch

Oh for sure, McGregor really majority decisioned the complete shit out of Diaz.

>>77346580
Is that how you prepare before you get pegged?

>>77346601
yes im your mother

AMA

>>77346600
>2 for Conor
>1 for a draw
>0 for Diaz

>>77346061
If you're the real picksguy then let's see some of your cutouts

>>77346569
It's not about them wanting DC to win.

/heem/ simply has a selected number of people who really want to see Jon lose.

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jj v dc
tw v dm
cc v te
rl v dc
jm v vo

get ya picks in!!

>>77346630
Everything will be alright

>>77346637
This is fake

i just want to get my 10 picks in for 214

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>>77346177
Cormier
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77346637

>lewis vs Hunt

>>77346650
Thanks i was about to submit my 20 picks for it thanks man

>>77346653
Spammer got calendarni**er banned

>>77346668
>spammer got himself banned

Hmmm

>>77346635
Poor guys are in for a disappointment.

I don't understand why there's such hate for Jon, though. He's no more of a trainwreck than any other professional athlete and less of a dick than many other big MMA names.

>>77346570
DC's wife is a hog.

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiichaaaaaellllll BBBIIIISSSSPIIIIING

>>77346668
>>77346665
>>77346637
>>77346628
>>77346580
>>77346547
>>77346674
wow good posts, not really though get the fuck off my board you retarded faggot autists

>>77346621
Explain this pendejo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfw2vijrRP4

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>>77346177
DC
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

easiest picks of my life

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Michael Dukakis

>>77346685
Forgot to remove the trip, lmao idiot

>>77346692
>1 min vid centered over a 25 min fight

>>77346177
Why are you morons responding to this moron?

>>77346709
>Literally running away for half the fight
>Oh for sure I got my revenge my guy I majority decisioned him 100%

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>>77346570
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0lUT1Bkce4
How does Cuckmier's tooth work ? In the elevator he has it missing, on the stage he has it in

>>77346177
How many times do I have to give my fucking pics?

>>77346690
great american posts strikes again

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>>77346690
>>77346708

Scat man boo dop boo!

>>77346177
Cormier
Jones
Cyborg
Woodley
Evinger

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>>77346721
One more time bro

Stipe Muocic vs JDS
Joasnna vs Andrade
Maia vs masvidal
Frwonkie vs yair
Jothobvs branch

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Cormier made weight. Is it over for Jones?

Dumbass Dockie has outed himself as the spammer, surely one person can't be this stupid?

>>77346769
did you pick him just because it's funny?

>>77346769
Almost as stupid as the anon who obsesses over it

>>77346769
Oh wow congrats on finally figuring it out after all these months.

>>77346775
Yeah, that one guy is almost as dumb as the Canadian that encourages the spammer

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>>77346177
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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How often do you think she gets filled up when Brendan is on the road?

>>77346781
Post picture of dock

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>>77346177
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

>>77346569
could be same jon that showed up for OSP

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Rip my boy

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>>77346570
based dc

>>77346811
He dominated that fight you dummy

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>>77346177
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

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>>77346745
I quit

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>>77346569
I am

>>77346819
not to the same degree as previously

>>77346826
Don't see how you can do better than a 50-45 against a short notice opponent.

didn't OSP have a broken arm for most of the fight as well

>>77346812
haha damn its ortega for sure

>>77346812
which one dizz

>>77346839
Jones is such a bum, he broke guys arm in a fight lol

>>77346861
Lol Jon is the uber GOAT!!! He decisioned a one armed power puncher!

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>>77346177
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77346814
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

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my-kuhl doo-kah-kihs

Fucking zilches!!!!!!!!

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Cormier vs Jones
Woodley vs Maia
Cyborg vs Evinger
Lawler vs Cerrone
Manuwa vs Oezdemir

>>77346812
why can't they just have the weigh in before the fight
people would actually fight at the correct weight

>>77346919
Now you're just being a nigger

>>77346925
need an image to take your picks

anybody knows if there gonna be a bookie beat down/ pat mayo hour for UFC 214?
For the last card there was nothing...did the fuckers cancelled it?
This nerdy guy was usually pretty spot on

>>77346934
Take a picture of your monkey mother dropping out another one of your sibling cousins from behind a bush

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hahaha arent us mma fans just wild and crazy! aint nobody like us! damn nigga i hate mma fans! Mma fans be sumtin else! caposa! dr wyman! zane simon! we be out dere!!

>>77346924
I brought this up here once and people called me dumb

>>77346940
They've been cancelled for over 6 months now.

>>77346944
link it faggot

Do you think Jon will have some cage rust ?

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how the FUCK is nate diaz good? makes no sense. he's skinnyfat and throws punches with zero power but still fights a mean fight and even fucking Andre Ward, an undefeated boxer, said his skills are amazing.

>>77346955
Because fighters would cut still and die in the cage and you'd have flyweights gassing out in the first 3 seconds

>>77346924
goofs would be still cutting weight then fighting dehydrated

>>77346959
bookie beatdown was cancelled. But one of them continued prediciting the fights in the pat mayo hour up until the last card...

>>77346964
>zero power
what are you basing this on? He made mcgregor quit with one jab

>>77346924
fighters would die

>>77346964
He. Is. Not. A. Manlet.

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>>77346965
>>77346966
so what? people doing that wouldn't get far if it affected their performance

>>77346964

Diaz bros are meme fighters. Never did anything meaningful, never won any belts despite being "the best".

Most of their fans are LMAO SMOKE WEED faggots.

>>77346962
I didn't even watch it. I just think the whole "lol us mma fans are so terrible" is the most trite shit ever. Usually said by some of the most pretentious asshats in the sport pretending like idiot fans are exclusive to mma or something

>>77346981

I guess that might be it. he stands six feet tall and just has a bigger body. not more muscular, just a naturally bigger guy. so manlets cant hurt him with their flashy speed. fuck just got inspired by him. I have the same lanky fucking physique.

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>>77346980
from dehydration?

What did jones fan say or do to cormier

>>77346989
they would be more likely to die

>>77346989
Please cut weight once in your life and see how it affects you, a toddler could beat a massively dehydrated fighter.

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>>77346655
I am very fucking disappointed because I finally found that chick and fapped to her but she has a big ass mole right under her nose. A mole the size of Delaware. Luckily she uploads a bunch of pics of her twat on twitter. A real traditional native hoe.

>>77347006
from absorbing strikes to the head whilst dehydrated.

>>77347000
I watched it. It was just some guy mocking DC about his weight. He wasn't even yelling or anything.

>>77346964
GGG said that Ronda has good boxing.

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>>77346177
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

>>77347014
not if they didn't cut down like a retard

>>77347031
>fighters won't cut like retards
Get a load of this goof

>>77347016
that is the point, they couldn't cut weight like crazy and still perform adequately
this would mean that people would actually fight at the weight they say they are at

>>77347031
lmao

>>77346998
t.196er

>>77347031
just go to bed Teemu

>>77347024
Yeah I thought it would be something like that. I remember seeing some 70 year old flip off Kevin Durant or something and media people just thought it was cute. Fan heckling is universal. I guess heckling a professional fighter is a different beast

>>77347042
if they do, it will affect their performance negatively as you said
cutting down that much would be counterproductive

>>77347045
You'd still have to put a limit on how much they could cut because fighters would still try to make their normal cuts at first. No different than all these guys getting sick trying to cut more weight with the new safety regulations

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>>77346099
Does this?

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>>77346812
Fake news

Dickz = wgaf

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>>77346655
>>77347019
pic related for those who are intrested

>>77347073
Before that you'd have hundreds of deaths before people make a change, fighters don't care to peform they want the win. How many lay and pray fights did you watch in your lifetime? You cannot expect fighters to not be slow retards, it's what they are

>>77346998
>never won any belts

>>77346998
>never won any belts
you are such a goof

>>77347100
Itd especially be an issue at regional and amateur scene

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>>77347096

>>77347096
holy fuck no

a dermatologist could remove thisn shit asap

holy fucking shit i can't wait to see the absolute fucking meltdown on /heem/ after DC destroys jones

gonna be so fucking glorious

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<-- Goober

>>77347100
dying in the octagon is not a good way to win
or being so dehydrated you can hardly walk

>>77347135
When has DC ever destroyed anyone?

>>77346966
>>77346980
you guys are forgetting you are responding to someone responding to a fighter getting pulled by usada for dehydration

they wouldn't be able to fight

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>>77346998
What makes someone a "meme fighter"?

>>77347135
This

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>>77346177
cormier
woodley
cyborg
lawler
manuwa

>>77347159
>What makes someone a "meme fighter"?
well for starters its the memes

>>77347150
Hendo, Mir, Bigfoot, Big Country, Barnett

>>77347096
Twatter plx

>>77347152
Yeah I guess the usada has some way to test how dehydrated somebody is and then disqualify them if they cut too much
shouldn't be too hard? just draw some blood and check the salt content

>>77347150
>he's so new he didn't even see dc v rumble 2

smdh

>>77347169
Idiot

>>77347177
So DC is a meme fighter?

>>77347140
They don't understand physical consequences only paychecks and win bonuses, what do you not understand about fighters being retarded they don't understand logic just paychecks and potential money.
>>77347135
Meme picks aside, DC won't win this unless Jones got worse somehow he will get smashed by jones. It's sad because then we all realise what a shit weightclass lhw really is and hope Woodley keeps up the regular defenses so we can see at least 1 fight every 6 months.

>>77347103
>>77347104
Strikeforce belts are fake news. Diaz was protected from facing wrestlers like the current welterweight champ.

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>>77347189
will be posting this after i watch the card the morning after it airs (fuck staying up) with a VERY smug frog or british game show host laughing

>>77347195
he is, if you believe

>>77347179
>Mir
>Big Country
Yeah kid no, he's not a terrifying fighter just a wrestler who loves to hold people down and it's been established he can't do that to Jones. He has a puncher's chance.

HEEM ME INSIDE

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>>77347195

if a guy misses weight
>take 50% of his purse
>ban him from the weight class

>>77347204
>
They don't understand physical consequences only paychecks and win bonuses, what do you not understand about fighters being retarded they don't understand logic just paychecks and potential money.

just have a physical checkup with the weigh in, if someone is too dehydrated they won't be allowed to fight

>>77347204
jones didn't like 100% against OSP and that was after the first year out, it's been another year out now so there's no way he'll have improved

i would have backed jones to beat DC if he'd taken a tune up fight against someone like manuwa but just don't see him winning this one

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>>77347220
kek
I still hope DC wins though

>>77347209
Stop submitting picks to the spammer you idiot

>>77347185
we are making progress

now

should the rules be changed to allow small joint manipulation

>>77347223
Post that on twitter and get called a goof by dana

>>77347240
t. jacaroid

>>77347231
>so there's no way he'll have improved
This is seriously the dumbest thing I've ever read in regards to this fight

>>77347244
no

>>77347251
>le ring rust doesn't exist!

hmm yes, very insightful comment

>>77347231
Jones got caught drunk and blasted out of his mind last weekend picking fights in a bar, he's back to his old form

>>77347248
nice argument m8
dana obviously wants the fighters to be as big as possible which means bigger hits, more blood etc.

>>77347250
jacarrhea

>>77347267
if they want more blood they could just get rid of gloves

>>77347265
Okay casual, name 5 instances where ring rust affected someone as talented as Jones significantly.

>>77347267
Yes he has no problem with cards getting cancelled because his animals are retarded.

>>77346978
>>77346940
Pat got married, no pat mayo hour for a couple weeks

>>77347250
you will always be an idiot

>>77347283
>educate me on the history of combat sports so i don't look like I don't know what the fuck i'm on about

nope, you've already been given the exceptionally relevant case of jones last fight vs OSP where he didn't look anywhere near his best LOL

>>77347283
There really arent that many similar examples either way, i mean there's really no one as talented as Jones. Cruz is the only situation i can think of thats relatively similar but i feel like that dude is an anomaly

>>77347007
Heres the footage

https://youtu.be/vxh7PoxZb0U

>>77346177
Just now noticing the flags are way off.

If this isn't the real guy, why is he taking so long to get picks?

>>77347282
that would mean people dying so frequently the amount of money would actually be lower
would probably be illegal as well

>>77347287
huh?
people miss weigh ins now
how would be any different with the weigh ins being on the day of the fight (with added physical checkup for dehydration)?

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>>77346177
jones
woodley
cyborg
lawler
manuwa

>>77347307
So you can't name even one

>>77347221
imo do what japan does. If the overweight fighter wins the fight is ruled a no contest

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>>77347184
India Ayara
she is a hooker somewhere in the 3rd world

>>77347319
what? without gloves there would be less long term injuries and brain trauma. there would be more superficial cuts and blood but they don't lead to death

gloves are mostly to stop cuts and protect the hands, not reduce the chances of death/brain injuries

>>77347325
>>can't name even one
>LITERALLY named one in my post

wow you really are a retard aren't you

>>77347212
He ran through both of them which is what you asked in who he's beaten down

>just a wrestler who loves to hold people down

Yeah he sure wrestlefucked Gus right?

>>77346826
>this meme

Osp is jones size, with comparable standup. Last time jon fought someone even remotely like that, albeit much better, Gus gave him hell. Just the fact that he dominated him for 25 minutes says a lot

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>>77347344
>>77347096
looks like an ugly laure boulleau

>>77347319
Stricter guidelines would mean more fighters drop out, right now the guidelines are ok because people can do it. Do you not remember all those fighters getting dropped once USADA came into the ufc? He got rid of all the guys who couldn't cut it and now we're left with a handful of fighters, what would another steeper cut into the roster look like? The diaz brother and Gastelum?

>>77347308
>There really arent that many similar examples either way
That's because it doesn't matter that much. Brock hadn't fought for 4 years and people were bringing up ring rust as if Mark Hunt was ever going to be good enough to stop his takedowns.

Another example, Anderson Silva breaking his leg then coming back to 50-45 Nick Diaz. Nate Diaz being away for 1 year then beating Michael Johnson on his return.

When Chad Mendes returns from his suspension next year he'll still be a top 5 FW. Morons who bring up "ring rust" in regards to this sport are idiotic casuals, it really doesn't affect fighters as much as people are saying it does.

>>77347349
really? wouldn't the strikes be much harder
less long term injuries because people get knocked out right away or what?

>>77347394
The gloves give you insane punching power

>>77347349
> the exceptionally relevant case of jones last fight vs OSP where he didn't look anywhere near his best
He won the fight 50-45 and one judge had it 50-44, exactly how dumb are you?

>Lithcuck picked OSP
>Lithcuck is picking D.C.
Huh

>>77347402
Why do you casual retards keep bringing up the scorecard as if it was indicative of his usual level? He decisioned one armed OSP in a level that wasn't remotely his usual level

>>77347394
You can't punch the same way without gloves on because you can break your hand much more easily

less long time injuries as a combination of this and the fact that fights can get stopped due to large cuts/open wounds that won't actually cause much lasting damage

>>77347402
it's pretty universally accepted that jones didn't look as good as he has in the past but i guess because you didn't actually watch the fight you wouldn't know

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>>77346177
Cormier
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77347419
>one armed OSP
He was the one who broke his arm, if anything it's casual 189ers who were expecting something extra-ordinary from Jones and were disappointed the fight didn't end in 13 seconds.

>that wasn't remotely his usual level
Oh yeah dominating and not taking any damage for sure wasn't his level.

>>77347445
>He was the one who broke his arm

So fucking what? It happened in Round 1 and Jon couldn't finish him from there and looked horrific compared to his usual level

>dominating and not taking damage

So he managed to coast to a decision against one armed OSP. Brilliant stunning performance!

>>77347444
Lad, you realise that's the spammer?

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Should be a new special coming out on Fight a network featuring /ourguy/ BPS.

>>77347478
Shut up already you autist. Do you really need to post this every single time?

>>77347494
Lmao you're so shook

>>77347498
>y-youre mad!!

L

>>77347505
>L
Back to YouTube comments section

>>77347477
>It happened in Round 1
Now you're really showing your true colors you dumb casual. It didn't happen in round 1, it happened at the end of round 2.

>Jon couldn't finish
Jon hasn't finished a fight since 2013 you idiot. Way to prove me right about how dumb casuals only think that KOs count as good performances, you surely can't look dominant against a short notice opponent if you win by decision. What an idiot my goodness.

>>77347515
>that lame insult

Lmao go back to /r/mma you fat twerp

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Why do black Americans wear chains? You'd think they had enough of that.

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>>77347530

>>77347530
>that lame insult
Because typing out "L" left me in shambles, I'll never recover lmao. Go take a jog

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>>77346177
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

>>77347526
Oh so he decisioned a one armed OSP for 3+ rounds. Amazing!

>Jon hasnt finished a fight
I dont care. He wasn't fighting a one armed OSP in those fights and looked as terrible as that. I never said anything about finished in general

Boy you are really really stupid

>>77347542
>go take a jog

I suppose thats an insult for a fat fuck like you lol

wow Evinger is legit fat at 145

>>77347553
>Jones looked awful against OSP xD
>Actually he dominated the fight from start to finish
>hurr durr it dudnt matter cause he didn't get the finish xD

Meanwhile you're the type of casual moron to nut-ride Conor's performance at UFC 202

>>77347556
Maybe you should follow suit and lose some weight instead of samefagging picks like a loser all day

>>77347550
Be careful some really smelly obese fuck is about to sperg out on you

>>77347539
Why do you like to think of black men so much?

>>77346177
what's this meme of using the wrong flag for everyone but DC

Just one more day of sperg before the fights thank jeebus

>>77347588
those are fake picks idiot

>>77347570
I said he looked shit compared to usual, especially against one armed OSP

Are you tearing up or something? I cant imagine why this is so hard for you to understand and why you keep creating these strawmans? Jon looked better against Rashad, DC, Glover, and Gus by miles than he did against OSP

>>77347594
Cringe

>>77347595
Where's the real picks guy at I saw him post the rizin ones last night

>>77347570
you really fucking love being a contrarian don't you?

even jones said it was his worst performance lmao. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5GoVizHjck

>>77347610
Spammer baited him into ban

>>77347620
He is the spammer idiot

>>77347620
So no real picks for 214 then?

>>77347610
He said he's doing it after the weigh ins tonight

>>77347624
Stay angry docksperg calendarni**er is /ourguy/
>>77347631
Depends on how long ban is

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Give your picks and I'll remember them in my head i promise

Lol fatfuck from customer support

Get a real job you obese fuck

>>77347631
he took picks two days ago, probably again tonight since weigh in finished

>>77347653
Literally seething, seek help!

>tfw did picks before weigh ins

I fucked up.

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Whose next?

>>77347658
This is the spammer

>>77347600
Cause it was a short notice fight you idiot. It's like this basic fact escapes you.
>>77347618
He literally says it was a good performance moron.

>>77347665
Both of you dorks are spamming shut the fuck up already

>>77347660
they all made weight though

>>77347681
>muh short notice

Ryan Bader and Glover choked out OSP

Volkan beat OSP on two weeks notice

Nobody cares. Jon was shit. It has nothing to do with now but he was shit. Get over it

>>77347681
>He literally says it was a good performance moron.

here's what he actually says
>"I believe it was a good performance, but it was still my worst performance"

LOL, why did you even bother trying to pretend he didn't say the second bit when we both obviously watched the video... bizarre

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If Cyborg wins will the UFC actually make an effort to build that empty division instead of having her fight invicta bums every so often? (sorry evinger sperg but you know exactly what i mean)

If Evinger wins will they even bother? The Cyborg meme will be over

also who here /cormier'swife/

she's a top butterface, would smesh

>>77347635
I've only made one post in this thread and that's the Rizin picks. There's at least 2 people pretending to be me. I barely post any more outside of picks and posting webms so I'm thinking I should leave the trip on to avoid confusion. Also, I'll probably do picks tonight in about 6 hours

If Floyd could KO Kevin Lee (who is bigger and younger than Conor) then how does Conor even stand a chance?

>>77347694
whoever wins megan anderson gets the next title shot

>>77347697
Leave the trip on for picks only. Let the idiots and autists at their own devices