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Meanwhile, the Reds remain unmoved in their stance that Brazil forward Philippe Coutinho, 25, is not for sale amid interest from Barcelona.(ESPN)

>Inter Milan boss Luciano Spalletti says he wants 28-year-old Croatia winger Ivan Perisic - a Manchester United target - to stay at the club, but that he "can't say for sure" what will happen. (ESPN)

Juventus have turned their attention to Paris St-Germain's France international Blaise Matuidi, 30, as they look to sign a defensive midfielder, further clearing Manchester United's path for Chelsea's Serbia midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28.(Independent)

>AC Milan chairman Marco Fassone has revealed the club have spoken to the agent of Chelsea and Spain striker Diego Costa, 28. (Sky Sports)

Striker Karim Benzema, 29, is expected to re-sign with Real Madrid for the upcoming season, regardless of whether the club sign his 18-year-old France team-mate Kylian Mbappe from Monaco.(Marca)

>Argentina forward Paulo Dybala, 23 - a target for Manchester United and Barcelona - has no plans to leave Juventus this summer.(Talksport)

Lucas Perez's agent has travelled to London to negotiate the 28-year-old Spanish striker's return to Deportivo La Coruna.(AS)

>Former Arsenal and Liverpool winger Jermaine Pennant, 34, is set to sign for Billericay Town despite interest from Scottish Premiership side Hibernian. (Sun)

Brighton are ready to break their transfer record again with an £8m move for Leicester forward Tom Lawrence, 23.(Mirror)

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hello

>>77344272
tfw he will replace his idol yaya next season

I love trans lads

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A dildo up Thatcher's dead arse

>>77344397
Thatcher's dead? What happened?

Any news about that Sakho to ? Situation?

>>77344221
>Bayern Munich have confirmed Chelsea manager Antonio Conte enquired about 19-year-old Portugal midfielder Renato Sanches
HAHAHAHA YASSSS PLEASEEE TAKE HIM

*dabs jewishly*

>>77344512
Conte will make GOAT RWB out of him.

>>77344471
She shat her pants and died alone, crying and not even knowing who she was

How are the Frenchies going to unshit their league up for Neymar's arrival?

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if neymar costs 222m, how much do you cost /trans/?

>>77344221
why do shit english players cost so much? is the EPL a money laundering paradise?

>>77344642

look at the owners and you tell me

Thoughts are with the Japanese anons, they will have been obliterated by Worst Korea before the new PL season starts.

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is there any doubt he will break the assist record this season?

>>77344625
0 probably

>>77344816
Want to see him score a few more this season. Doubt pep cares if he's lining up tap ins for Jesus and ageuro all day long though.

>>77344862
The amount of times he hit the post/bar last season was daft

>>77344880
Pogba and him could be reddit top midfield if they scored instead of hitting the bar

THIAGO SILVA asked about Neymar's transfer:

"The whole world will be talking about it very soon."

>>77344976
CANT THEY JUST ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY

>chelsea linked with barkshit and sanchshit and ox

NO

>>77344976
>downgrading to coutinho

embarrassing

>>77345035
Sanchshit --> Bayern's Sanchez? I'd take him on a two years loan as fourth choice desu

>>77345116
yeah.. renato

saw him live at the euros and have watched him since... he runs around like a headlesschicken and I'm not surewhat else hedoes, but it seems to benot much

>>77344397
Pat...

>>77345147
Hey, fourth choice cm on a free, you can't expect him to be good.

>>77345147
Apt description.
But he's 35, what do you expect?

>tfw threw 100€ on Naby to stay a ROTER BULLE just today @1.83

>>77345279
lol he's at red bull not roter bulle, you just threw away £100 you spastic

>>77345317
he is actually at RasenBallsport Leipzig you fucking moron

I fucking love trans lads.

is this new thred?

>>77345431
Yep, OP cleverly didn't link it in the old thread

>>77345445
nope

>>77345414
Well you've pushed them hard enough so...

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Repostan some
>In yet another twist, former Italy star Antonio Cassano could already be coming back out of retirement – merely days after hanging up his boots.

>According to Gianluca Di Marzio’s website, Cassano is thinking about playing again, although it certainly will not be at Verona, whom he left after just a fortnight.

>As it stands, Serie B side Virtus Entella – long-time admirers of the 35-year-old – could offer him a route back into football.

>The former Roma, Sampdoria and Milan attacker would also consider any proposals by himself, having cut ties with agent Tullio Tinti.

>Cassano retired and backtracked on the same day last week, before leaving Verona and then football altogether on Monday.

MADMAN

>Official | Ciprian Tatarusanu sold by Fiorentina to FC Nantes

>Fiorentina has confirmed that Ciprian Tatarusanu has completed his move to FC Nantes for €2m.

>The 31 year old Romanian goalkeeper initially joined Fiorentina in July 2014 on a free transfer from Steaua București. He was heavily involved in Fiorentina’s 2016/17 season having started 44 matches, including all their Europa League fixtures.

DISMANTLE

>>77345147
also.. I despise my spacebar

>>77345048
qtinho isn't nerman's replacement, amerifart

>>77345624
Iniesta's?

once messi and suarez are gone, will barcelona ever be relevant again?

>>77344397
there's nae need fer that son that's a fuckin woman yer talkin about

>>77345642
That's why neymar isn't going anywhere.

>>77345663

PSG terrorist oil money says otherwise

skipped class today lads

>>77345738
Nah it's a nuffin burger

>>77345754
>nerman posts on trans

>West ham struggling against Werder Bremen's C team

>>77345627
yep, qtinho is a midfielder, not a winger

>>77344625
about tree fiddy

If nerman goes to PSG Lukaku and his square feet will win a ballon d'or before him kek

https://www.wba.co.uk/news/2017/july/megson-returns-to-the-hawthorns/

>TONY Pulis has announced the appointment of a new Assistant Head Coach – and it’s a big ‘welcome back’ to former Albion boss Gary Megson.

Fucking Christ.

if we get layman, the treble is ours

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>>77345922
Is he any good, bros

>>77346073

>agrees to play for Newcastle

how good can he be?

>>77346073
He is alright, a good signing for Newcastle and for him because he wasnt going to break into that Dortmund midfield but he is good enough to be a starter for a lower mid table team

>>77346178
you'll trigger the "poocastle lmao" poster with that

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>the 'you will trigger this anon with that post' poster is here

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hello where are the sanchez?

>>77346073

He's a very good signing for Newcastle

poocastle lmao

>Getting cucked by PSG
Are Farca finished lads?

poocastle lmao

>>77346546
>putting Johnson on the pack
does he get image rights?

>>77346256
Tbh that post was supposed to be half truth half bait

>>77346546
He just needs to pull a few more sickys like sterling jobs a good un

>>77346546
>michael johnson at the front
lel

>>77346578
wondering whether its a joke or City are such a small club they hold him in high esteem

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Newcastle have apparently bid €4m for Orestis Karnezis

>>77346620
im wet

>>77346602
It's because it's a goal compilation and he scored this beauty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VujQvQk21Wo

>>77346626
might wanna dry yourself off mate

>>77346567
dunno
>>77346578
was a pretty good goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VujQvQk21Wo

>>77346639
I remember

>>77346546
what stand?

>>77346670
The empty one

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>>77346639

>>77346670
the Bell End

>>77346696
kek

>>77346670
moved to east lower for this season
directly opposite the tunnel

Liverpool should sell Coutinho for £40m plus Suarez

>>77346820
I dont think 40m and Coutinho would be enough for Suarez desu

>>77346639
hadn't scored at home in ages then either
>RIP in pieces
have heard a couple of things about people seeing him. Back when he was still on >our books, friend of a friend siad he'd seen him on top of a lamppost, after climbing up there drunk as fuck

on a somewhat related note, friend of a friend was a schoolmate of Micah Richards and said he was a 'really sound guy'

>>77346845
Changing Richards from a RB into a CB still baffles me. He never showed any good restraint when spritning down the wing as a fullback, why would he be able to handle the mindgames with a striker? It's like some mong watched Mourinho do it with Ramos and wanted to copy the masterstroke.

>>77346868
I have no idea, it was obvious he never had the knack playing CB. Positioning or concentration or discipline, whatever it was. Loved him at right back though, never knew why he didn't charge down the line/through people regularly, cos whenever he did it, it worked

in fact I got an Enlgand Richards 2 top as soon as he got a cap. Memories

>>77346868
>>77346941
>29 years old
Fuck sake. I remember buying him for potential in FM.

>>77347072
I am also 29 years old. Have I cracked and am finally talking to myself?

>Mbappe is better than Dembele
Is there anyone who doesn't agree?

>>77347261
which dembele?

>>77347261
Course he is, only people that disagree are Barca customers since he's linked heavily with them.

>>77347311
the one whose cock you want to suck. oh wait, that's indiscriminate

>>77347261

Yes apart from Ousmane.

If he progresses like he did this season

>>77347261
Not the same kind of player. I prefer Dembele. And he's more proven than Mbappe.

Imagine getting one of your top players poached. Sad!

>>77347415
>Give up your 'no sponsor on the top' to become a good qatari fuck toy
>They still end up snagging your second star player
Wew lad.

>>77347436
third*

>>77347483
Nerman is much more of a star than Ratman, plenty of more years left in him too which Barca need.

Once Perisic and Matic snub Snubchester United who will they sign?

I reckon Downing and Cattermole.

What's the chance Bale goes Man u?

>state of all these moonspeak betting advert shirts

wtf happened lads

Any update on the suicide to anon situation

>>77347528
Done deal, just waiting on the third party ownership situation to be resolved

>>77347496
>Nerman is much more of a star than Ratman
and still not half the player

>>77347536

You didn't watch Barcelona last year huh?

>>77347261
performance on the pitch aside, mbappé is wayyyyy smarter than dembelé (assuming you're talking about ousmane) and that plays a big role in your ability to stay at the highest level for a long period of time. 100 million on dembélé is much more of a gamble than 180 million on mbappé.

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>>77347536
>Nerman's back to being shit now the move has traction again
I love you Spanish flag.

>>77344880
Yeah. Did it again in the Real Madrid game. He's very underrated imo

>25 and already retiring

must be nice

>>77347574
He was GOAT the season before Pep came, haven't watched much of City since he's took over.

>>77347497
Cheeky Parmo tonight lad geddin

>>77347547
after 4 seasons with nerman and 3 with suarez I can mention plenty of important suarez games and goals against top rivals. I have a hard time finding more than 3 by nerman

the season nerman was signed barcelona didn't win shit, the season suarez was signed barcelona won a treble

>>77347571
>Nerman's back to being shit
he's not shit, he's actually quite great, but inconsistent, not always professional and simply not worth the headaches and wages he earns

both david villa and pedro were better players for barcelona, and their egos were 1/100th of nerman's

>>77347648

He played a bit deeper, hopefully the fullbacks pushing up and into midfield allows him to get forwards a bit more this season

>>77347648
He's been just as good if not better.

I've watched 3 episodes of Haikyuu.

This is pretty fun.

>>77347663
>he's not shit
lol

>a bunch of football fans in Switzerland are planning to travel to an away match by boat
Sounds comfy as fuck

>>77348466
isn't switzerland landlocked?

>>77348491
There are lakes. Lakes with ships going up and down them. There are worse ways to spend a summer afternoon than getting a lunch boat from Zurich down to Rapperswil and drinking some local beer.

>>77348491
>Britbong discovers the concept of rivers

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>>77348502
>lunch boat

>>77348491
>the swiss navy band is larger than the swiss navy

>>77345471
Ayyy, at least with Tatarusanu out it gives Dragowski a chance but it seems Fiorentina is imploding anyway
Will Parma ever come back?

>>77348520
There are floating restaurants on the Thames. Same concept really.

my uncle moved to Switzerland to create the EU fishing laws

literally none of that sentence makes sense but I assure you, it's true

>>77348562
Your uncle seems like a proper asshole.

>>77348578
yeah what a cunt stopping the world's fish supply being fucked, because we all know all resources are completely unlimited le le le

>>77348578
>proper asshole.
Mmmm

>>77348600
Yeah. That's what he did, surely.
Your uncle is a true hero of the west, just like everyone making EU laws.

wow, a boat magically floating on the river. it's like jesus when he walked upon water, right? total miracle.

much impress, swissterland

>>77348600
fish supply is unlimited, just don't eat them all at once

Is nerman trying to leave before el taxman gets him?

>>77348641
please can you name some that have inconvenienced you?

>>77348641
why are you such a cunt friedrich

>>77348689
probably the head of porsche's le mans team

>>77348600
Fish supply is fine, EU fishing regualtions is just a racket. Anyway you can easily buy cod from iceland whose outside pigshit retarded eu laws

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beep beep out of my way austria!

>>77348689
The law of bananas having to have a certain bend and size comes to mind. :3

Just got back from watching Baby Driver on my own. I spotted a couple of grills in there on their own too, one even followed me to my bus stop but sadly she carried on walking. If she'd stopped there I probably would have sparked up a conversation or something, and then we would have gotten married and had a wonderful life together

As it is though, just another day of solitude

something javi martinez something something

>>77348689
>inconvenienced you
The point is that it's an unelected body making the decision. Plus the further away from the people a government is, the less it serves them.

>>77348641
he enforced new regulations regarding declaration of catches and gap sizes within nets

>>77348803
so none of them?
>>77348790
>Baby Driver
muzzy izzet any good

>>77348812
That's good for him. Except he can't enforce jack shit if it's only a EU law, and in any case, such laws are to be made country-level, not EU level.
So your uncle is essentially stealing money making up laws, which is admirable in it's own right.

>>77348790
Good

>>77348812
>more regulations mean a better world
Do you have German heritage?

>>77348832
It's dripping with style but I haven't decided if I like what's underneath. I can't stand Jon Hamm in general, he just looks like a cunt IRL so that dragged me a little out of it
I wish they had kept that guy from Walking Dead in there a bit longer
>>77348855
thanks

>>77348832
ending's pretty shit, but a solid movie altogether.

>>77348812
They both sound incredibly petty. I doubt the EU can even regulate gap sizes in nets over 27 countries without just jewing everyone with fines and threats

>>77348895
you can't register your fish as produce unless you can prove the nets you used are within a certain size, or something along those lines

>capoo arguing with silva
>troy deeney no longer captain
>the hornets nest of watfraud

>>77348864
>>77348871
ah cool, looked like a bit of mindless fun anyway

>>77348863
one great grandmother spanish, one great great grandmother Russian, rest born here as far as I know

>>77348921
I don't know a single thing about any of my grandparents. They all died before I was born or before I could walk. Never really occurred to me to inquire about them

>>77348918
it is for the most part. watch it if you're into that kind of thing

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>the absolute state of this

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LIVERPOOL ARE NOT A SELLING CLUB!!!111*
*except the time they sold Owen, Torres, Suarez, Mascherano. Alonso and any player worth a shit

>>77348958
Is that Jermaine Beckford? I once served him when I worked at a shop in a service station and the Leicester team bus came through. Him, Paul Konchesky and Darius Vassell. That's my claim to fame

>>77348941
we had this foreign looking woman in a family photo and we never knew what she was, was in like a headscarf (not a muzzie type, more a poverty type) so my aunt did a dna test and she had part Russian

>>77348969
>reeeeeeeeee sell us VVD and keita

>North Korea has a missile working now that can hit Alaska and Canada, as well as Japan and Guam. Experts estimate the next new missile Norks create will be able to hit the East coast of the USA (though they say it'll take 10 years to do so)
>The Brazilian armed forces have begun deploying 10,000 troops in the state of Rio de Janeiro to help the fight against organised crime.

So RIPIP Huezilians and Nips and Leafs.

>>77348969
Liverpool are a selling club. Why do Livercucks always start talking about muh Net Spend? They are Spurs are selling clubs. Unless you have a negative net spend, you're a selling club; end of. Doesn't matter what you want, you're a selling club. You're just a selling club that wins stuff.

>>77348978
>Vassell
An underrated player.

>>77348969
all this time they've invested into trying to convince everyone is world class, what a waste

>>77348958
oh that is bad

every part of it is bad, wow

>>77348969
what teams in the premier league are selling clubs, so to speak? Tottenham and Southampton come to mind right off the bat

>>77348998
>awful colour choice
>woeful shirt pattern
>rubbish typeface
I bet they'll sell a grand total of 0.

>>77349002
Any team that has a positive net spend.

>>77348921
That sounds just like the kind of fucked up family that'd get an EU job.
Not on merit, but on heritage alone.

>>77348958
that looks like a school teams kit except one of the kids designed it while listening to linkin park

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What's /trans/ drinking?

>>77349124
>Shitzen being ABU as usual
W E W

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>>77349124
What vintage?

>>77349142
i prefer casiller del diablo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6MkmonoaSw

>>77349164
>that guy with the big watch stopping mid-clap
lel

Barcelona and Brazil forward Neymar, 25, has agreed a five-year contract with Paris St-Germain and could complete a £197m move to the French side next week. (RMC, via Metro)

>PSG will offer former Manchester United winger Angel di Maria, 29, as part of the deal to reduce the taxes they will have to pay by triggering Neymar's buyout clause. (AS)

If Neymar leaves, Barcelona will choose from a trio of Premier League attacking midfielders - Liverpool's Philippe Coutinho, 25, Chelsea's Eden Hazard, 26, and 21-year-old Tottenham player Dele Alli - to replace him. (Mirror)

>But Barcelona fear Liverpool will price them out of a deal for Coutinho. (AS)

Monaco are adamant they will not sell Thomas Lemar, despite Arsenal making their third bid - of about £45m - for the 21-year-old France midfielder. (Telegraph)

>Manchester City will offer Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, a deal worth £320,000 a week to join them this summer. (Mail)

Sanchez can expect to be welcomed with "open arms" if he joins City, says Chile team-mate Claudio Bravo. (24 Horas, via Metro)

>Southampton are determined to keep centre back Virgil van Dijk, 26, and reintegrate him into the first-team squad despite the Dutchman being left out of a training camp in France this week. (Telegraph)

West Ham will reject any bid from Liverpool to sign 24-year-old attacking midfielder Manuel Lanzini. (Evening Standard)

>Swansea are facing competition from Championship side Leeds to sign 31-year-old Valencia striker Alvaro Negredo, who spent last season on loan at Middlesbrough. (Mirror)

Manchester United have opened contract talks with Spain midfielder Ander Herrera, 27, to fend off interest from Barcelona. (Express)

>Liverpool have ended their pursuit of RB Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita, 22, but may return next summer, when it is believed Keita can move for £48m. (Liverpool Echo)

Etienne Capoue's future at Watford is in doubt after the 29-year-old French midfielder was involved in row with boss Marco Silva following a pre-season friendly defeat by Rangers. (Mail)

>Striker Troy Deeney could follow Capoue in leaving the Hornets after Silva refused to confirm the 29-year-old will continue as captain. (Sun)

Arsenal are interested in signing 21-year-old midfielder Jakub Jankto from Udinese, according to the Czech international's agent. (Sportitalia, via Express)

>Manchester United have resumed their interest in Inter Milan and Croatia winger Ivan Perisic, 28, but are worried time spent pursuing Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale, also 28, may have cost them. (Independent)

Inter manager Luciano Spalletti considers a deal for Perisic off after a lack of discussions between the two clubs in recent weeks. (Premium Sport, via Star)

>Everton will look to sign 26-year-old Nice midfielder Jean Seri, believed to be a target for Arsenal, if the Toffees cannot agree a fee for Swansea midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27.(L'Equipe, via Sun)

Newcastle United have been linked with a move for Udinese goalkeeper Orestis Karnezis, 32. (Tutto Udinese, via Chronicle)

>Brazilian Gabriel Martinelli, 16, is on trial at Manchester United as he looks to seal a permanent move from Ituano. (Manchester Evening News)

>>77349237
>another day, another load of fucking bullshit about Neymar, Coutinho, Sanchez and Van Dick. With a side order of more bullshit never gonna happen transfers to Arsenal

Also, I want Stoke or Swansea to sign Cassano.

Renato Sanches to Utd when?

>>77349302

NEVER !!!


FUCK OFF!!!!!!

>>77349267
the reason he quit helllas was it was to far from his family in genoa (3h car ride) so stoke or swans is never ever going to happen

>>77349320
Then move! REEEEE!

>>77349332
his wife plays vollyball there she can't

>>77349314
Bit hostile lad. Everything alright with you?

>>77349314
Ja Maican a bad post

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>>77349314

>>77349314
t. Sanches

trans

trans

Combo breaker.

>>77349510
trans

https://twitter.com/LeftIsEvil3/status/890446775018041345

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40757119

>>77349337
Then what's the nearest club he can go too? There must be something. He can't live without football.

Night lads! Maybe Tonight I will finally die in my sleep :)

Will report back in the morning, depending on how things go.

>>77349599

good luck

>>77349582
Genoa

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You now remember...

I think its our year la
>unbeaten in first five (5) matches in league play
>won first two games of a group stage of the CL
>in a group containing Dortmund, Valencia, and Ajax
>beat Dortmund 6-2
>spend entire transfer budget on 2 defenders who are performing well
>finally get a youth midfielder who can back up my star CM when my striker inevitably gets hurt again for a month
>yfw I win the treble with fucking gateshead

Wish me luck lads

in 10 years everyone will stop referencing 1992 to when the PL started as a milestone of where clubs have progressed

Everyone will be referencing 2016/17 when PL became it's own thing, away from major sponsor (Barclays) and when majority of clubs actually had money due to massive TV deal

Old clubs like Man U may have historical success, but thats only because they were one of the few clubs that actually had money to spend. 2016/17 TV deal without argument inflated the market, but I would rather mid table teams have the capacity to compete in the transfer market than to be poor and be forever 10th place fodder

The only people that will disagree with all this will be big club plastics that wish the prem went back to the stone age so """""their"""""" club can go back to walking the league every year (while flopping in europe lol)

SPL wouldnt be such a fucking joke if Celtic werent the only team that could afford/attract decent players. Surely no one here wants EPL to go back to SPL status, or even Buyernliga status

>>77349889
I managed League Cup as Oxford United in debut season. That's when I quit and did 100% win rate in league as Barca, where Suarez and Messi got like 40 goals each. Only draw in the entire season was 2-2 with Spurs in CL. I then beat them 8-3 or something in QF two legs.

>>77349948
Fucking hell, did you play a 1-1-8 formation?

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>>77349948
I had probably the toughest schedule out of any team in the PL, aside from Norwich. Idk what the fuck happened there

>>77350018
I started 4-3-3. Eventually switched to 3-1-2-3.

Messi: RW
Suarez: ST
Neymar: LW
Rakitic: AMC/CM
Iniesta: CM
Rafiniha: CM
Biscuits: DM
Pique: CB
Umtiti: CB
Mascherano: CB
Ter Stegen: GK

But I switched around. Barca can't buy any good defenders due to transfer limitation. In my 2nd season I signed fuck loads of wonderkids. I then got bored and wanted to test out how they progress, so I made them all 20 Professional and 20 Determination, but kept everything else random, then set them to the same Current Ability to see how quickly t hey get to their PA.

Some did go faster. They're not first team, they're only like 125 CA and they're just raping the Youth league. My first team is the same as last year.

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>>77350105
>he didn't sell neymar to psg for 222m

>>77350237
Nobody has that kind of money in FM17 in season one. Besides, there really aren't that many good CB's out there, especially when Umtiti will eventually be as good as them. Mascherano is the only one worth replacing and he's still good. You need £80M or so to get like Hummels or something.

Hey /trans/, I drank too much this afternoon and woke up in my room with a girl, some girl's underwear (the girl said it was not her's, and I have no gf) and a car rim (I don't own a car neither). The girl left, but the panties and the rim are still here. Wat do?

>>77350284
I know mate. Im just jerking your willy.
Just banter.

>mfw just beat Chelsea 3-0 and now have sole control over first place in the PL.
>still unbeaten in 8 league matches
>still just the one draw against Norwich
Are you lads ready for the invincibles?

>>77350357
It's brazil. She may have a willy. Did you check lad?

>>77349926
Hi PL Sales Rep, nice of you to post here, I really like the purple and green colour scheme this year

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I think I can comfortably say now, that it is indeed, our year la

>>77350357
What's happening in Rio, bro?

Are there difficulty levels on FM or CM?

>>77350625
Yes, it's called taking meme clubs to the top division. There is no Easy, Normal, Hard. But you taking over City and winning CL and stuff is easy mode.

i'm in trans lads

>>77350412
Brazilian dickgirls are too ugly to be confused, this one actually looked like a girl so I'm fine.

>>77350603
Hue government are apparently trying to do something about the crazy, CRAZY, levels of violence and criminality there. You have to understand that the whole Rio situation, with all those favelas, crime factions and little monkeys riding around with huge guns is as strange to the rest of Brazil as it is to you euros. And the police in there are either in tandem with the gangbangers or formed their own militias (which are actually just criminal factions, but formed by corrupt policemen instead of criminals). So they sent the army and the special forces out there to see if they can do something about it.

>>77350668
What the fuck happened to BOPE? I know Brazil it's illegal, full stop, to have a gun. But how the hell did BOPE let it get this bad? You need to do a proper Judge Dredd style clear out and then have so on.

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>>77344221
>Bayern Munich have confirmed Chelsea manager Antonio Conte enquired about 19-year-old Portugal midfielder Renato Sanches when the two sides met in Singapore this week. (Gazzetta dello Sport via Evening Standard)

Milan about to double his price.

>>77350643
So if I took a league south team to the CL and are currently winning the PL, does that mean I'm playing hard mode?
>tfw 2nd place in the PL
>transfer budget £18m
I set the currency to pounds to make it more realistic

>>77345754
More like Blass am I rite

>>77350775
Yeah. I need to do it with my local town again.

>>77350682
BOPE is just a small police squad (think like a swat team, or the british equivalent to it). They were created way after the whole favela and gang situation started, back in the 80s. And even BOPE, being as badasses as they are, can't erradicate crime in a slum, only the army can, I guess (the army did a few very succesfull operations a few years ago in there).

>>77350781
>keep spending all my coaching money on youth player training
>stadium capacity still under 10k
Who needs money?

>>77350643
That's good, I'm so tempted to buy it but I know I'd get nothing else done. I used to get FM migraines from playing it too long

>>77350790
Should just firebomb the fucking place. Rebuild it. Make it less urban. I mean in a way it sounds fucking cool and it's very dystopian, in the UK we have flatblock gangs. Which is just gangs between levels and between physical buildings.

>>77350871
I'd wait, FM18 will come out. Though you do get money off.

>>77350871
>CM
thats the problem, its addictive. tweak tweak tweak

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>>77349820
That's easy mode.

>>77351114
>CM
Champ Manager doesn't exist. FM won the war. I miss Football Manager Live. It was a FM MMO.

>>77351182
Didn't you get banned last night?

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>>77351199
(?)

>>77351502
Saw one of your posts deleted.

>>77351187
I meant to say FM

>>77351742
Fair enough. Sometimes I get really into it and do well then resent losing. So I end up save scumming. Bit sad really.

>>77351742
>>77351187
Champ man is a very successful mobile game and I personally think, superior to fm mobile because you don't have to fucking pay

>>77351764
> save scumming
whats that?

>>77351796
Where if you save before a match and if you lose it, reload and try again. I've done it loads of times, there is a pre-set result. I've even done it when I've won. Played Man City in Final of League Cup as my home team Oxford United, I won 5-1. I reloaded and won it again 4-2 the next game. Then reloaded again and won 5-1 again. All because the coding doesn't let AI teams put full strength sides in League Cup against lower league opposition. So I won easily against U21 team, essentially.

>>77351785
Maybe so, but FM is still the winner. Shame they refuse to get additional league licenses. They just let people mod it.

>The former Caen man is said to want to complete his move before Monaco face Paris-Saint Germain in Morocco tomorrow in the Trophee des champions.

And yet he hasn't signed, what a surprise. Lemar isn't signing for Arsenal. Sell Sanchez to City for £60M then give £55M for Lemar on a 5 year deal.

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>>77351853
Here is proof I won. I didn't finish the season as I didn't wanna play in Europa. I was basically confirmed to win the League 1 Title by this point.

>>77351796
Cheating. A very Jewish trait born from cowardice.

>>77351853
okay i do that all the time to the point its shameful

>>77351937
Meh. FM is escapism anyway. I usually do a day 1 season until Jan Update. Then I restart. Do it again until about May/June. Then I save scum and edit fun until new version is out. It's enjoyable. Some games are super easy to do well in though.

>>77351945
I honestly have no problem with it. It's a singleplayer game that does nothing. The REAL skill comes from playing against friends... Which I used to do.

So you know he browses /sp/ too, right?

https://youtu.be/_Ys8ZQACy-E?t=2m13s

GOOD morning /trans/

hope you all have a good day

>>77352777
Someone needs to introduce him to /sp/

>>77351994
how do you play against friends?

>spurs want to turn Barkley into a defensive mid

What the fuck

>>77354065
tbf, he might finally improve if he trues something new

>>77354065
>Spurs wanting him in the first place

How is he still so hyped, turns 24 this season and has done nothing

>>77354065
Yeah, m8. He's tall so he's better far back. Could be a good replacement for Dembele. Also, he's not that good at ten.

Where did you think he would play, btw? In Dele Alli's position?

>>77354308
he can't tackle nor defend in general

>>77354320
Can't he? Seems like he'd have a good physique to do so. Alongside Wanyama it wouldn't be so bad. Wanyama would provide most of the defensive ability but Barkley would still be better (in a defensive sense) than someone like Fabregas or Cazorla.

>>77354335
just because he's tall doesn't mean he can play there, I mean the best DM in the league is 5'6. holding midfielders need extreme discipline which barkley lacks. he's a creative player

undoubtedly has the ability but nobody seems to know how to make the most of it

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>English rappers

>>77347261
Dembele needs to improve his crosses

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>you now remember when Newcastle had Shearer and Kluivert up top and still lost every week

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>>77351182
>when West Ham had to wear a patch over the shirt sponsor because the sponsor went bust
that was top lel

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>>77354989
and to make it even more top lel, it's happened twice

>gollivan in charge of suitable shirt sponsors

>>77354970
Newcastle Shearer was never the monster he was at Blackburn tbf.

>>77354970
>two nines

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>>77354970
Beat this.

>>77355080
>arsenal suker
>good

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I'm halfway through my second season with Liverpool and as am yet unbeaten

Turns out all you have to do is pay a shit load of money for the very best players available to you, while selling all yours for high prices, and then just play attacking at home and counter away
>mostly funded thanks to PSG buying Coutinho for £120m

>>77355102
It's not about how good they're, it's about how these superstars so out of place.

>>77355080
More surprising that Arsenal finished 4th with pretty much the same squad that went a season unbeaten.

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>>77355134
Oh. I thought you were referring to the original post of
>when Newcastle had Shearer and Kluivert up top and still lost every week

On that front: most of Bolton's players in the early 2000s.

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6 days

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in honour of /trans/ here is the scouse version of hanging out your stolen car window

>>77355185

Go back to your containment thread please.

>>77355188
rude

>>77355134
>out of place

u wot. 2000s arsenal had henry, vieira, bergkamp, pires etc.

>>77355185
That second season is absolute filth. But also >>77355188

>>77348736
>austria
Fuck Trianon desu

>>77355185

>Those selling prices in the 2nd season

You must have cheated, no game could be this retarded.

>>77355241
>cheated
>getting PSG to pay a lot of money for an overrated brazilian
somebody hasn't been taking much notice of real life these past few days

>>77355280
How is NeyNey overrated?

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atleticos new stadium

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>>77355316

>>77348958
absolutely abysmal
>sack the board

>>77348958
Is that a Training top?

>>77355241
It does look that way, just because the AI very rarely bids round numbers.

>>77348958
Enough to justify a transfer request desu

>>77355291
while he's obviously a quality player, he's also a victim of the whole "Brazilian football must have a star player" meme. There will always be one of the Brazilian national team who is hyped up as better than the rest, mostly for commercial purposes, and it just so happens that Neymar is currently the best Brazilian player, so he's being vaunted as one of the top three in the world

Don't you remember the years where it was too barren for them to pull it off well, but they still did it anyway? There's always one Brazilian they try and make the new brand

In reality Neymar is a very good player, but not on the same level as the very toptoptoptop players, although if his development continued (and he kept on actually pushing himself) he could reach the levels

>>77355346
It's almost like I demand a non-negotiable fee if I know the club has a lot of money and I don't particularly want to lose the player
>crazy shit right, who'd have thought

>>77355399
>I don't particularly want to lose the player
>Andre Wisdom

>>77355386
>In reality Neymar is a very good player, but not on the same level as the very toptoptoptop players, although if his development continued (and he kept on actually pushing himself) he could reach the levels
The nigga is easily top 3.

>>77355386
>victim
I really feel sorry for the guy

>>77355316
>>77355327
Cool. Do you know when the opening game is?

>>77355432
Stoke came in with a season long loan offer for Andre Wisdom, I set the 'mandatory fee after 20(?) league games' to £20m to see if they'd negotiate and they just accepted. That one was just ridiculous

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>>77346546
illegal streams to season ticket deal finally over the line
details are still few and far between however following reports across the vietnamese cartoon based discussion forum 4chan it looks to be a one year loan deal with the option to purchase on a permanent basis if pep is found not to be a fraud

Any updates about the recent rumours of Misery exiting Anon's life this transfer window?

>>77355437
Suarez > Nerman

Great player but certainly overrated. Only need to go as far back as Ronaldinho for superior BR superstars

>>77355628
2016-17 and 14-15 alexis sanchez > nerman and suarez in 16-17

>Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola says the club "will try" to sign a central defender this summer.

>Eliaquim Mangala is expected to depart, which would leave City with Vincent Kompany, John Stones and Nicolas Otamendi as established centre-backs.

>"We don't have too much more to spend but we are going to see," said Guardiola, speaking before Saturday's friendly against Tottenham (23:00 BST).

If they get the CB position sorted, surely the league is theirs? Can't see anyone over-taking that stacked squad

>>77355611
the recently signed long-term contract with no release clause should put any rumors regarding that to a halt

Barcelona and Brazil forward Neymar, 25, has agreed a five-year contract with Paris St-Germain and could complete a 220m euros (£197m) move to the French side next week. (RMC, via Metro)

PSG will offer former Manchester United winger Angel di Maria, 29, as part of the deal to reduce the taxes they will have to pay by triggering Neymar's buyout clause. (AS)

If Neymar leaves, Barcelona will choose from a trio of Premier League attacking midfielders - Liverpool's Philippe Coutinho, 25, Chelsea's Eden Hazard, 26, and 21-year-old Tottenham player Dele Alli - to replace him. (Mirror)

But Barcelona fear Liverpool will price them out of a deal for Coutinho. (AS)

Barcelona midfielder Andres Iniesta, 33, says only Neymar can clarify his future and added "I do not think 200-300 million [euros] will be more beneficial for Barcelona than having Neymar". (Marca)

Monaco are adamant they will not sell Thomas Lemar, despite Arsenal making their third bid - of about £45m - for the 21-year-old France midfielder. (Telegraph)

Manchester City will offer Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, a deal worth £320,000 a week to join them this summer. (Mail)

Sanchez can expect to be welcomed with "open arms" if he joins City, says Chile team-mate and Manchester City keeper Claudio Bravo. (24 Horas, via Metro)

>>77355741
Southampton are determined to keep centre-back Virgil van Dijk, 26, and reintegrate him into the first-team squad, despite the Dutchman being left out of a training camp in France this week. (Telegraph)

West Ham will reject any bid from Liverpool to sign 24-year-old attacking midfielder Manuel Lanzini. (Evening Standard)

Swansea are facing competition from Championship side Leeds to sign 31-year-old Valencia striker Alvaro Negredo, who spent last season on loan at Middlesbrough. (Mirror)

Manchester United have opened contract talks with Spain midfielder Ander Herrera, 27, to fend off interest from Barcelona.(Express)

Liverpool have ended their pursuit of RB Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita, 22, but may return next summer, when it is believed Keita can move for £48m.(Liverpool Echo)

Etienne Capoue's future at Watford is in doubt after the 29-year-old French midfielder was involved in a row with boss Marco Silva following a pre-season friendly defeat by Rangers. (Mail)

Striker Troy Deeney could follow Capoue in leaving the Hornets after Silva refused to confirm the 29-year-old will continue as captain. (Sun)

Arsenal are interested in signing 21-year-old midfielder Jakub Jankto from Udinese, according to the Czech international's agent. (Sportitalia, via Express)

Manchester United have resumed their interest in Inter Milan and Croatia winger Ivan Perisic, 28, but are worried time spent pursuing Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale, also 28, may have cost them. (Independent)

Chelsea would have to offer about £17.9m if they want to sign Inter Milan midfielder Antonio Candreva, 30, in a move which could allow the Italian club keep hold of Perisic. (Daily Star)

Wales international Bale will resist any attempts by Real Madrid to sell him to Manchester United as he has no plans to leave the Spanish club. (Times - subscription required)

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>>77355750

Inter manager Luciano Spalletti considers a deal for Perisic to be off after a lack of discussions between Man Utd and Inter in recent weeks. (Premium Sport, via Star)

Everton will look to sign 26-year-old Nice midfielder Jean Seri, believed to be a target for Arsenal, if the Toffees cannot agree a fee for Swansea midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27. (L'Equipe, via Sun)

Newcastle United have been linked with a move for Udinese goalkeeper Orestis Karnezis, 32. (Tutto Udinese, via Chronicle)

Brazilian Gabriel Martinelli, 16, is on trial at Manchester United as he looks to seal a permanent move from Ituano. (Manchester Evening News)

>£200 million for a slightly more consistent Nani

Wew. What's wrong with the world? The guy hasn't even proven himself in the PL.

Also, doesn't he realise this is career suicide? Nobody will hear about anything he does until the later stages of the CL (if PSG even make it that far).

Seriously, who follows the French league? Couldn't even tell you how the likes of di Maria are getting on. If they've flopped or if they're walking it. No idea. No clue. Nobody does.

>>77355789
the french league is more similar to la liga than you think

the top 3 is very, very competitive even if the rest of the league is shit

it's not hard to finish 4th but it takes a lot of money and resources to jump 1 spot higher

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>>77355706
>We don't have too much more to spend

>>77355706
Pretty sure everyone said the same last year. And the year before that.

>m-muh Mangala
>best defense in the world!!!
2 years later they've replaced every single one of them.

Also, Walker is overrated. Not even as good as Shaw as a fullback and Shaw isn't anything special.
Mendy is an absolute unknown, could be good, could be horrific.
Stones is a disaster. I don't think there's anyone who will dispute this. Absolute liability. Seeing his name in the starting line-up puts smiles on the faces of opposition fans.
A new goalkeeper, in the Premier league, we all know how well that went last time for Pep....

Oh and a decent midfielder who performed solidly for a third-rate, third-world club in a mickey mouse league. I'd be surprised if he was a regular starter to be honest, but you never know...

I'd say there's a solid chance City won't finish in the top 4. Their front 4 has the potential to be great but they are a disaster in every other area of the pitch.

>>77355830
>the top 3 is very, very competitive even if the rest of the league is shit
Monaco last year and who? They were the only team to properly challenge P$G since they became relevant. Lyon maybe that one year but they never stood a chance

Also the overall quality of players is pretty shit

>>77355280
you was tootham AI

>>77355830
The teams around the bottom of the league are Motherwell, Inverness, Dundee tier.

Nowhere close to La Liga m8. English League 1 standard.

>>77355851
>I'd say there's a solid chance City won't finish in the top 4
I agree with all your earlier posts, anon. But to claim that a far stronger City side this year won't make top 4 seems very unlikely, bar a spectacular disaster.

All of their signings are a huge improvements on what they had (Kolarov, Jesus Navas, Clichy etc). It's true that maybe their signings won't all perform as well as their worth, but their attacking ability is as good, if not better, than anyone else's. So I can't see anything other than a top 2/3 finish

>>77355789
Marseille, Lille and Lyon have got their hands on both cash and good players, Monaco might go through this transfer window with a good part of their last season's roster and Nice is doing à good job.

I'd say Ligue 1 will be better than Eplel within two to three years

>>77355887
maybe so, but I was more talking in terms of the top positions, you can't easily win the french league even if you can easily finish top 4

>>77355789
>Little Englander the post

neymar has told his teammates hes leaving

tueday is the announcement day

>>77355998
di meme or verrat going the other way?

>>77356021
no

>>77355966
PSG and Monaco would struggle to finish in the top 6 in England.

It's one thing having an adrenaline-fueled European adventure. It's another altogether to deal with the consistent grind of playing Swansea, Everton, and West Ham once or twice every single week for months and months.

They aren't comparable to Real Madrid and Barcelona in anyway. Or even Atletico Madrid who are streets ahead.

The top French league has more in common with the SPL than it does La Liga.

>>77356045
Ignorant and Arrogant

>>77353211
>>77353211
dying of cringe lads

>>77356053
fuck off pierre

>>77356110
Good argument

>>77356053
'no'

Face facts. It's a very low quality league, with very little exposure/worldwide interest. Players go there for an easy ride and to get paid loads of money.

I'm confident players like Zlatan regretted moving there and wasting so many of their best years there.

Don't see how it's any different to moving to China or LA Galaxy.

For Neymar, a player just getting into his peak and still early on in his career it seems like a fucking retarded move. I can't imagine what they must be paying him to go there. Must be £1 million + per week.

It's a shame for the sport. I want to see the best players playing in the best competitions in the best leagues and for the biggest clubs.

I don't want to see the likes of Neymar and Messi playing for Dubai FC, Shanghai or PSG.

some mornings i wake up laughing at how liverpool has been involved in two separate fatal stadium collapses

>>77355961
>Marseille, Lille and Lyon
I haven't heard anything about this. Surely they don't have enough to make them real players.

>>77356127
Face facts, when Tottenham and City were drawn against Monaco they expected this was an easy ride into the next stage of the CL. Only to be humiliated home and away.

Face facts, throughout the history of English football we have lost because of our arrogance, every 2-4 years we go into International tournaments thinking we are the only ones that can play football there because of the PL Myth / Hype

At this stage the PL is behind Spain, France and Germany

>>77353776
There used to be a MP option where you host a game and have other people join.

The only way to know whose league has the best team is the europeans cup. And English performed pretty poorly.
Sure, the EPL is the most competitive league in the world but that doesn't mean they have the best team in Europe.
Players now want to win the Champions league and they can't do that in an english team

Neymars entire game revolves around him drawing fouls for free kicks.
What a joke of a sport if some inbred arabs are going to burn 100+m on him in a 1 team league.

The EPL is even worse, the top 6-8 clubs spending billions to keep the Championship tier clubs down below them.

Feck this lads. Why do >we follow this ''sport''.

who hyped for seeing Spuds getting humiliated?

>>77356180
Think you need to re-read the part about the European adventures.

Anyone can beat anyone in game, two games or even 4 or 5 games.

What counts is 50 games over 9 months.

>>77356180
>every 2-4 years we go into International tournaments thinking we are the only ones that can play football there because of the PL Myth / Hype
Lol. No, we don't.

>when Tottenham and City were drawn against Monaco they expected this was an easy ride into the next stage of the CL.
Monaco have lost Mendy and Bakayoko already this summer and might lose Mbappe and Lemar. They could easily disappear into irrelevance very soon. Of course, they could manage to stay at the level of Dortmund. Who knows?

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>>77356180
>At this stage the PL is behind Spain, France and Germany

Also, no idea what you're going on about the international team for. Absolutely 0 (ZERO) relevance in this discussion.

I fucking hate the international team and I hope they continue to fall short in every tournament that they enter.
>People actually can bring themselves to cheer on John Terry and Steven Gerrard and actually hope they do well

>>77356205
>1 team league
That's not Bundesliga or Serie A.