/HEEM/ Dietary Solutions

fav fem fighter?

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>>77344175
Thanks for asking

For me, it's Aspen Ladd

*chews obnoxiously loudly*

Does he live with his grandma? That is one awful looking house.

>>77344175
Rose

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Cormier won't make weight

Fav conor mgregor moments?

All you gladiator talkers gotta realize Most fights didn't end in death. It was really rare.
Gladiators had sponsorships, did promos for roman bread and were stars like in WWE

Weight ins when?

>>77344187
Thats what Demian Maia suggested after beating Gunnar Nelson. He said there needs to be a mathematical formula or something like that and not just one guys opinion that can be easily influenced by big stockholders and other powerful people.

I bet it would be relatevely easy to make some arlgorhythm that took in all the statistical data (that UFC just gathers for no good reason) and make out who is statistically the best fighter. It wouldn't be perfect and would need some work to make the algorhythm to reflect reality but I think it would be better than what we have now.

>>77344201
1 bong

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Who is the modern day Sakuraba? Someone who is a grappling artist? Or at least an exciting and unorthodox fighter.

I want to get back into MMA but everyone seems so boring compared to the good old days.

>>77344191
when he lost to diaz twice

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I unironically love turby's copy paste archive meme lol

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<----Gooby!

>>77344196
they did murder people and animals daily though, which could be a way for the UFC to boost viewership numbers

Fedor is a fat can crushing roider. Prove me wrong heem

>>77344216
The OP doesn't matter you idiot

>>77344213
Theres plenty of pure grapplers. But Tim Elliott is definitely an unorthodox one that goes at an unbelievable pace

His fight with Smolka was one of the best of the year

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<-- Gooby

>>77344223
They didn't sacrifice the stars unless their performance was abysmal but yes, plebs and animals were killed wholesale. The edgiest emperors grossed the public out by having criminals eaten by dogs and shit

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Is it just me who doesn't care about either of these nogs?

>>77344242
>Connor vs. Alvarez
> Woodley vs. Thompson
> Khabib vs. Johnson

What did /heem/ think about these fights ?

Also who should get the next LW title shot ? Khabib or Ferguson ?

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<------Gooobert

>>77344250
t. literal 205er

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>>77344216
It's funny to see your own post from months prior

>>77344257
>skinny jeans
Ha! Faggot

>>77344249
wasn't it FREE to attend? free as in funded by taxes

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gooby
<----

>>77344218
Just want you to know I watch that webm all the way through every time you post it.

>>77344226
He fought the best HWs at his prime. UFCs heavyweights back then were nobodies.
Before his loss to werdum he was king. There was noone better.

>>77344271
its a good watch

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We herd lol

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Do you guys agree at all with what Khabib is saying? He is talking about how Conor talked his way to a title shot and he is saying that this isn't a sport anymore. He is saying that the PR team at UFC just hyped Conor up because he is popular and he gets a title shot that way. I think Khabib is right whether or not Conor beats everybody. It just isn't right towards the other fighters. Not every fighter can talk like Conor and some of them have poor english. How is this a sport anymore when the rankings are based on how many followers you have on twitter and shit like that? Arent the bullshit rankings on UFC.com based on media hype? Demian Maia has also been talking about how the rankings are bullshit and should be based on something else than media numbers. How can a guy who lost so badly to Nate Diaz and then fought a very very close fight with him get a title shot? I think that is total bullshit. Conor should have had more fights in the lightweight division. How does Conor get the chance to fight for the title BEFORE Ferguson and Khabib if this is a legit sport? I'm not saying Conor isn't as good as ferguson or Khabib but I'm saying it isn't fair how he got the chance to even fight for the title. Yes, he deserves the title and he fought very well and he is a great fighter with good skills but you got to admit that the speed at how he got those great chances is fucking bullshit. Now he is saying he will wait like 9 months before he fights because he is having a baby. Keeping those belts hostage and just laughing his ass off. The UFC fucked up by giving Conor so much power over what goes on. They tried to put him in his place before but now that he has two belts Dana is just presenting his big white ass to him and begging Conor to fuck him every night. Fucking bullshit.

I guess it just comes down to the fact that making money is more important than doing the right thing. This sport needs a cleansing. Khabib will do it if the UFC is not careful.

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<--- Gooby!

>>77344268
Are you a 40 year old living in 2005?

Skinny jeans are the most common and most popular way to cover your legs and have been all decade.

Let me guess you the kinda guy that still goes on about Justin Bieber.

>>77344284
Are you drunk or having a stroke?

>>77344285
>world wants to remove kebab
>Khabib wants to remove something
what a twist

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<----- CTE

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<---- Gooby

>>77344289
it's too hot to wear pants here i just wear shorts without underwear all the time lmao @ my life

what's your favourite ufc event of all time? who is your favourite fighter? mma. ufc. fighting. sports. is this on topic enough you fucking jackass mod?

>>77344299
I think he was just testing if there was anyone here who happens to be using the internet for the first time.

>>77344306
Wew, that's gonna knock a few years off his loife

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<---- Goobstapo

>>77344226
You're a dumb leaf UFC drone who doesn't know the history of this sport. Stop posting.

Heeminder that Goobert ducked Frankenstein Edgar

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We shall prevail

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<------- yes its Goob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSIH7N-7OOU

>arguably the best grappler who has competed in the mma

>>77344341

He is

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>>77344309
Literally no UFC events come close to even the weakest PRIDE event. I feel sorry for the bandwagoners who only got into MMA in the last 5 years.

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<--- Goobie

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>>77344155
>when pressed a can of Brazilian coffee..

>>77344352
Greatest of all time fighters aren't supposed to fear anyone

Someone actually tried to tell me that because Colby covington drunk wrestled jorge Masvidal that romero would mercilessly wrestlefuck whittaker

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>>77344175
>>77344175

When will we know results of the weigh-ins? Will DC's fat ass make weight?

>>77344285
I think he's right even though Khabib's own image aint great with all the time he's been taking off. Cant be a champ if you are on long holidays all the time

Conor just played the game and was keen when the time was right. But yea his loss to Nate killed any aura of invincibility the guy had. The mma hype fell flat after that and it was lame that he got no penalty from the defeat.

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post more pictures of


gooby
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>>77344306
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>>77344316
>>77344352

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>>77344367
Contender coming through can't wait for her and Gabi to fight

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<---- Goobs

>>77344377
Lmao look at goobert flexing, insecure little twink

>>77344269
Yep, nice system all in all

>>77344381
dat crop though

>>77344309
>you know you can go elsewhere to talk about other things?

>>77344377
If you could believe I don't have that many pics saved of him. Bulgaria is his biggest fan I think

how easy is it to find a good hd stream that won't go out? and where

>>77344404
ufc.tv

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he is so small imagine spooning him

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>>77344381
How will Rumblets ever recover ?

>>77344404

I just ask in here and always get a good link.

Helps if you post a THICC bunda while begging for a stream.

zuffa sold it off because they finally wanted a return on their investment

we're not even that far removed from an mma recession where the buy rates and interest slowed way down.

without conor WME and its investors will be waiting a long time to get back to the year-over-year success of 2015-2016

and it remains to be seen whether ronda is actually back. nunes beating her and conor fucking off to be a dad is a nightmare scenario for them

>>77344420
you just know.jpg

JJ showed some real good MT clinch that you don't see to often in the men's division. Real interesting how her as a striker used the clinch to rotate and move into knees, where as a majority of men will use a grappler's POV to the clinch, get a hook for a back take and RNC, or wrestler's ride.

Yea it was boing without any dynamic momentum changes but the match itself was note worthy and worth learning from just for the MT and the elbow and knee set ups that JJ used.

>>77344400
Fucking suck a dick you statist shill if you were in front of me right now I would murder you.

>>77344411
thanks pardner but i meant free

>>77344426
Stop this you fucking autist

>>77344285
Conor
>Never pulled out
>Always got the finish
>Took fights on short notice or accepted random opponents on short notice
All around capitalized on every opportunity

Khabib
>...Fought like once in 2 years? And layed on Micheal Johnson for 3 rounds
>Ramadan so I have to fast and can't compete, but when I come back I probably won't be able to make weight
Khabib definitely has a point here

STOP REPLYING TO SPAMMER COPY/PASTING OLD SHIT FROM ARCHIVES

>>77344434
With that it was a huge night for wrestlers' riding and wrestling base ground work.

I observed 3 major fights where the winning fighter had over 4 mins of ride time to launch ground and pound or at least change the momentum

Khabib and his entire gnp was all from an insanely tight wrestling ride and loved how he used his opponent's wrist as a tight waist grip.


Franke Edgar used the wrestling ride a lot in rd 2

Romero used the 2nd round and demoralized Weidman with a hard wrestling ride.

all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug conner will make up his own promotion and he will make more money than the ufc and and wee pu together in the
whole world fuck off

How many hours until succ?

why the FUCK is everybody typing an essay

>>77344451
this

>tfw want to do some amateur MMA but am a literal alcoholic.

>>77344450
insightful, do continue

>>77344454
See here>>77344448

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>>77344448
how do we know the difference when it isnt obvious

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JON JONES

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO BOY, I'M SUCCING

good threradd

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>imageboard
>posting walls of text

guys pls

>>77344464
It's obvious if you read the post dummy

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>>77344458
start smoking weed

What if /sp/ introduce the r9kbot?

>>77344478

>>77344426
^ could be legit

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<--------- reddit is that way kid

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>>77344426
>post yf when Rizin becomes the premier MMA organisation and UFC fades into obscurity.

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>>77344475
take the cutie fem fighter

>>77344448
its all good, seen worse on /asp/

anyway the original thread was moving so fast, is there anyone like the aus anons that could make some webms, there's a lot to unpack from Edgar, Romero and Khabib's win

Hell i'd settle for the low blow punch Edgar did, surprise they didn' replay that, UFC is usually on top of replaying people getting nut shot.

Edgar was fighting rather dirty in that even while he was winning, during his rd 2 wrestling ride he was sneaking in some fish hooks and eye gouges into the cross face he hit stephens with

>>77344432
>Fucking suck a dick you statist shill if you were in front of me right now I would murder you.
DUDE calm down. You have a serious problem if that's how you react to a comment on the internet. Not only is that way too aggressive a reply for something so mundane, you also seem suffer from some kind of schizophrenia type illness. I mean statist shill? First of all I'm a libertarian so I have no idea where you get the statist idea from, but also shill? What I'm shilling exactly I have no idea. Do you by any chance have high concentration of melanin in your skin? That's a factor in aggressive behaviour, that's science, I actually read it somewhere.

>>77344482
I can't, it gives me the willies. Get paranoid as fuck.

american heem posters


lmao best ones by far

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gooby

>>77344491
>siver fans

literally don't exist

i feel bad for the guy...

Dennis Siver > BJ Penn, BJ Penn > Matt Hughes, Matt Hughes > GSP, GSP > Nick Diaz, Nick Diaz > Robbie Lawler, Robbie Lawler > Josh Koscheck, Josh Koscheck > Anthony Johnson, Anthony Johnson > Andrei Arlovski, Andrei Arlovski > Travis Browne, Travis Browne > Stefan Struve, Stefan Struve > Stipe Miocic.

I dont even know who's trolling who at this point, thats enough heem for today

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<--goober

>>77344216
>>77344505
Shut the fuck up you keep encouraging the spammer you useless fucking poster, ban Canada literally worst poster on heem

>>77344503
you have to build up a tolerance to it, its like that for everyone when they first smoke

>people actually think Jones has a chance when he barely won against OSP
L M A O
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>>77344503
Look, every "star power" person commands more $$ into the sport, gets more options. It's why it was cool seeing Kabib get angry and shit talk thousands of irish fans about Conor. MMA had Sonan before Conor, there's always been "bad boys". The Diaz brothers both get that tag etc. etc. It's arguing that somehow Ali was only famous because he was a good boxer, that's not true. Ali did it the best though, for sure.

>>77344501
relax i'm just pretending, lol yeah i'm going to murder you because of that post jeez settle down

>>77344499
where do you find these? i want to join in on the mma analysis

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mZcQ30Dn30

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>>77344527
I just don't think weed is for some people

>>77344527
>>77344522

You're both right

Conor is just playing the game, good for him, it's his bogtrotting pikey fans that UFC is appeasing by turning the UFC into a popularity contest

ONE MORE SLEEP!

>people still doubt my boy
>
I am telling you Whittaker's striking is overrated. Yoel's standup is a nightmare for Whittaker's standup. Arms too low, swings too wild. He has a good left hook, but Yoel is a southpaw and he is quick to go in and out and not stand and wsit in one spot.

>Listen guys. Yoel AGAIN will be the betting underdog. He's going for like a 6th time in a row to be an under because you don't listen. He will defeat Whittaker. Yoel is my boy and he will get that belt.

People actually thought this

>>77344545
>khabib saying he was careful with the kimura because he didn't want to injure MJ
even he is being careful

>>77344537
Any relationship to previously made posts is purely coincidental.

>>77344522
I'm sorry you don't get to watch UFC with your dad bud but you have to stop blaming me for it

>>77344527
I smoked for years when I was younger and either had an awful time or a great time.

Now it's 90% guaranteed I'll have an awful time. I just don't think my brain is wired right for the herb.

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>>77344545
Rooting for Conor but I still like Floyd

>>77344570
have you tried taking like half of a puff and that's it and seeing what happens

>>77344573
Have you ever tried to stop posting and see what happens

>>77344570
True, but hearing from your opponent can't be nice. I don't know, to me it seems like the sort of thing that could easily be taken the wrong way.

Fair enough if it was late in the 3rd but every round starts standing where Johnson has quite a chance. Khabib did well there later on though, after he tired Johnson out


As for the actual LW title picture now, I personally think it's pretty much a lock that Ferguson and Khabib will fight for the interim, Conor might fight for WW or defend FW or just take time off.

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>spending your precious time on this planet manually spamming archived posts

>>77344573
Stop encouraging drug use.

>>77344579
who hurt you

>>77344584
Dude why do you keep replying to me. You've got the wrong guy.

>>77344591
>literally shills coffee
hypocrite

>>77344601
Dude why do you keep replying to me. You've got the wrong guy.

>>77344597
It's spammer posting pasta from archives

what if khabib vs ferguson for interim and then when conor gets the bullshit with mayweather over he defends the belt

neither ferguson or khabib have been fully tested so putting them up against each other is a good start

>>77344597
Yeah that's the thing though. His team could drill into him all camp to not try standing and banging, but I feel like he'd go out there and do it anyway because he feels his standup is pretty good
It's not dog shit, but I don't think it's on the level of the more accomplished strikers. Johnson was getting the better of him until he took him down and wore him out

I use to fear weed then I turned 12 and tried it.

can you imagine being such a manbaby that you're still anti-weed at 25+ ?

unbelievably sad the positives are too great

>>77344610
>begging for Yous with a non-argument

last one

>>77344629
Well I meant give the hardcore fans what they want rather than the casuals. Maybe I should've been more specific.

What sports orgs do isn't really giving fans what they want, it's building around a small handful of stars with crossover potential so they can constantly cater to people outside their normal fanbase. The QB protection rules in the NFL is still a great comparison, though. Even if you've never watched a game of football in your life you probably still know who Peyton Manning is from those commercials with that greasy douchebag that owns Papa John's, and the new rules keep crossover guys like that on the field even though they objectively suck and 99% of real football fans hate them. This is not so different than feeding Ronda a steady diet of cans or allowing McGregor to bogart the FW title for ages. I still think the biggest issue is catering to casuals and I sure as shit hope the UFC takes better care of their product than the NFL has.

>>77344613
Ferguson isn't worthy, he's dining out on a decision win from last November ffs and Khabib? if you were a fighter, would you commit to fighting a guy with less than 50% chance of actually showing up?

>>77344637
it's not dana anymore, he's just another employee who has already cashed out if shit goes south

the new owners are shitting their pants at the prospect of conor staying on the sidelines. no one really knows if ronda is back because if she loses again her crossover appeal is crushed.

they would be fucked in the short term without conor. the business will carry on eventually but they didnt buy the company to take 10 steps back in PPV appeal

*revs up sperg*

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>>77344618

>>77344618
I don't fear the weed, or any drug for that matter. I've tried pretty much all of them.

I'm just mature enough to know now which ones work for me and which ones don't, and unfortunately weed is one that just doesn't click with me.

How do fighters get their nicknames? Self-appointed?

Is Canada being impersonated by proxy right now? I never thought he was this autistic

Are fighters finally starting to realize it's usually better to make the opponent stand up rather than swarm them after a knockdown?

So many times in big fights strikers dive into a wrestler or grapple's guard looking for a finish, letting the guy go on autopilot and recover

shit is maddening

>>77344663

lmao you are pathetic bud

guess what, I'm gonna take a long lunch and let the office staff go home early when I get back

hope you have fun bein all revved up

>>you literally can't have a normal conversation about mma

>You're the one who is having a hard time staying on track and making meaningless comments.

>First you refuse to acknowledge that Mousasi and Rockhold are more well-rounded, and then you just said that Mousasi would beat Jacare if they fought tomorrow, as if Jacare didn't already beat him and his loss to him was from a lucky up-kick.

>Whittaker isn't a threat to him on the feet cause he's not a better striker than any of Jacare's opponents.

>Remember when I told you Dan Kelly was gonna win and you called me an idiot? Why do you even bother posting here when you know nothing about MMA? Just stick to your trolling persona and making horrible OPs. That's all you're good for.

Lol this is gold and certainly the spammer >>77344663

Am I the biggest lying pussy you’ve ever met? Am I the biggest pussy you have ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?

>>77344155
>tfw no more horse steaks

And also that I’m forever going to be your pussy. Okay, we’ll see. I like it, Jon, but I like it, but I want you to actually be honest with these people like you are with me. That’s all I want.

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https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/7/27/16052796/chael-sonnen-backs-jon-jones-to-win-ufc-214-rematch-vs-daniel-cormier-mma-news

Uh-oh.

Bet everything on DC.

>>77344637
conor had the easiest fucking belt in UFC history against alvarez. pick even pettis would be a good fight

for a guy who just won a fight, albeit a non-competitive one, and a guy with a baby on the way, Goobs was very downbeat last night at the presser.

He wants equity and obviously won't get it, but he doesn't seem to know that yet, so WHY WAS HE SO BUMMED?

He reminded me of GSP when he walked. Conor knows he's never going to get PAID, and realizes there's nowhere for him to go. He can either keep fighting manlets and win, or fight competitively and take his chances.

As I said last night, he's got a decent amount of money, so if he avoids living in NYC or Vancouver or Hong Kong and goes, say, back to Ireland he could live the rest of his life without worrying about money again.

Is that his next move?
Have we seen the last of Conor, barring a third leg of the Diaz trilogy, most likely in February or Jan?
Was that shit fight against Sloppy Eddie his last legit fight?

>>77344701
Mother of God.

>>77344677
Are we pretending again, Adan?

>>77344677
>let the office staff go home early when I get back

BIG SHOT

>>77344509
>Josh Koscheck > Anthony Johnson
That's crazy to imagine now. Hard to believe AJ could ever make welterweight.

>>77344719
That koscheck win was bullshit he poked Johnson in the eye about a hunned times

I thought that Canadian poster went on a shooting spree after one of his low key boys lost?

>>77344745
There is more than one Canadian you fucking mong. Shut the fuck up.

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>>77344470
lol

>>77344750
Dude relax, the OP doesn't matter! You can make the next one

>>77344745
Yep, fucking leaf is whats wrong with this thread right now, not burgers spamming posts from archive

>>77344750
All canadians are the same

Where is picks for 214?!?

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reminder never once

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>>77344765
right here

jon jones vs faniel cormiere
tyrone lanket vs damian maia
cris cyborg vs tonya dvinger
robbier lawler vs donald cerrone
jumi manuwa vs volkan ozdemier

lol that fat fuck DC just weighed in naked again, he had a month to time it right with required check ins and he still cut it that close lol

>>77344780
fake news

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>>77344780
dc
tyrone
cyborg
Lawler
jimi

>>77344789
nice trip faggot

>>77344767
my question is how did nate diaz test positive for intravenous marijuanas THREE times

>>77344780
no
eat
my
dick
faggot

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>>77344792
Thanks man

DC just got into an altercation with one of Jon's brothers

Probably Arthur

ARTHUR HAD TWO CHAIRS

>>77344798
at the buffet llllllllllllllllooooooooooooolllllllllll

>>77344784
He literally said he was going to go to the towel regardless

>>77344184

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=mPRy1B4t5YA


thread theme

>>77344809
He's LITERALLY a fat fucking zilch who murdered his child.

>>77344809
i think he said he'd bring the towel just in case

>>77344817
STOP BULLYING DC

>>77344817
And what are you? A lonely raging aspie on 4chan? Beat it, dweeb

>>77344795
this. fucking tired of these prediction fags nobody cares

>>77344817
Lmao I knew it was you docksperg, gets jones's dick out your mouth loser

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Smackoff Today. Basically autists call into radio show and talk shit at each other to see who comes out on top. Cash prize for the winner. Chael Sonnen has confirmed he will be one of those autists.

http://player.radio.com/listen/station/cbs-sports-radio

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>>77344469
you just know he brought it home with him afterwards

>>77344839
I remember when smack offs got their own threads.

wtf Ariel, your stream is lagging

>>77344817
>>77344820
>>77344830
>>77344837
Get a job.

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>>77344856
I spread the Lord's word everyday. I think that's good enough!

>>77344850
where do you see this?

HAHA jon is literally going to kill him

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So Cormier made weight. Good fat boy.

>>77344869
jones was up there having fun that old fat fuck waddled his way onto the scale half dead, fucking corny uncle tom faggot

>Maia By Black previlege.

Actually lol'd at this.

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>come to /heem/ to discuss the philosophical and intellectual side of modern day Pankration.
>it's just bandwagoners, terrible memes, spammers and other bullshit

Why is there literally nowhere on the internet to discuss MMA in a civilised and informed manner?

>>77344878
r u ok?

>>77344888
fuck off to reddit

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>>77344859

where did the jon/dc beef start in the first place?

Imagine being a 5'4 manlet dockworker with a scatfetish. Lmao so hard

>>77344888
>dumb people beating each other up for money
what is there to discuss beyond the actual fights?

>>77344888
Unironically use reddit.

Although MMA definitely has the most retarded fanbase so nowhere is really good.

Is it me or are these open workouts a bit silly?

A bit of cringe watching someone exercise/shadowbox and have 100 people with their fucking phone just recording him.

>>77344900
I think cos jones said he could take him down.

>>77344903
Does Reddit have that "no fighter bashing waaaahh" thing going on like pretty much every other site?

>>77344900
because dc is a sensitive bitch

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>>77344908

Ye, it's retarded.

>>77344897
i need that ass on my face

>>77344903
I've literally never used reddit in my life, what are some good subreddits for MMA?

Do they have old school MMA sub reddits and JMMA subreddits? I need to get away from these UFC plebs.

>>77344903
reddit is an awful place to discuss, good for news though

heem is fine for discussion during comfy hours

>>77344917
They talk shit about jones but for the most part they try to remain positive about things.

>>77344888
>>77344903
Reddit is terrible for actual discussion. They just talk about how much a good role model DC is. Plus it's hard to actually talk because of the way comments are threaded-- you either have to respond to someone directly or your comment is essentially invisible.

>>77344931
I think the only active one is /r/mma

>>77344933
Agreed, smaller events like fight night cards are usually good here.

>>77344939
and your comment gets hidden if you have an unpopular opinion even if you have proper reasoning

rather deal with the aspies on here

>>77344934
Well yeah but do people get banned for fighter bashing? I got banned from sherdog back in the day for pissing off the bj Penn nuthugger they had as a mod

>>77344900
It all started when DC met Jon and Jon said something like "Olympics, huh? I bet I could take you down, haha" and DC, not recognizing the friendly jab that it was, went full butthurt and threw a bitch fit about it.

Thats really it.

https://www.mmamania.com/2017/7/28/16047478/ufc-214-early-weigh-in-results-live-video-updates-cormier-vs-jones-2-anaheim-mma

DC and Jones both made weight!

>>77344951
No you will get banned if you bash DC, Dom Cruz, or any other reddit fighter. You can bash Jones and Tim Kennedy all day, because those guys are true alpha males that make reddit twerps insecure.

>>77344952
But wasn't Jon a champ at the time? You don't tell an up and commer that you don't even know something like that

>>77344943
They could lower the price on PPVs and capture a wider market and they have their own streaming platform

Focus more on long term investments like rankings and meritocracy

Conors/GSP/Rondas will come you need to build a feeder system for them

They should try realizing Fight Pass only PPVs with a lower price point or contingent on longer term subscriptions

make the PPV continuous through Prelims to Main Card

kill Reebok and let fighters promote themselves more... you won't have to pay them as much if they can make it themselves

>>77344951
I remember PositiveBalance, I wanted to see his reaction to how bj has been doing lately.

I think you're more likely to get down voted than banned, depends if the fighter is liked there or not.

>>77344952
Hard to say if Jones was joking or provoking.

He puts on this good boi image, but when does it stop? When he's at a party letting loose, or when the cameras stop rolling?

Did DC make weight yet?

>>77344978
>>77344960

>>77344978
he missed by 5 pounds

>>77344960
So the weigh in was at 8am and the fight is at 9pm tonight?

That is terrible timing for a fight. If you're awake by 7am surely 9pm is not the optimal time to be fighting?

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>>77344978
>DC
>making weight

>>77344968
Given how badly he sperged out when bj lost to Frankie the second time he's probably killed himself

>>77344960
Now we just need to see if one of them has a sore benis tomorrow or if they can fight.

>>77344989
yes

>>77344989
tomorrow

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>>77344960
>>77344978

DC looks great.

>>77344989
fight is tomorrow you mong

>>77344989
The fight is in approximately 32 bongs.

>>77344989
Fights tomorrow brah

>>77345000
Holy shit, did he look 60 years old for the rumble weigh in?

>>77344965
Damn you're really stupid and socially unaware. You're like DC. You cant tell when people are joking and when theyre being serious.

>>77344989
Really makes you think

>>77345000
This is why we weight until AFTER WEIGH INS to do picks. DC will die in the cage.

>>77345000
JUST

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>>77345014
no I think he shaved for that

>>77345015
even if he was being serious DC is a sensitive bitch for holding a fucking grudge over it

>>77344960
>>77344960
>facebook in charge of live streaming

>>77345018
He doesn't even look that bad

>>77345018
He looks like shit but otherwise he's fine. Weighed in instantly

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>>77345000
His eyes know ...they're in for the poking of a lifetime.

>>77344998
>>77345003
>>77345004
Still that is a shitty time to waking up someone. They're probably getting into a particular routine for maximum sleep efficiency and you go fuck it up with an early start.

bring back Carlos condit desu

>>77345038
He's not a fucking neet, he doesn't sleep until noon everyday

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>>77344903
good for news but they're SO biased towards DC that it's not worth trying to discuss anything regarding 214

>>77345038
They're not fucking NEETs like you, waking up in the afternoon to watch Trisha.

>>77344961
Who are the reddit fighters? I know cruz, mighty manlet, and dc for sure are

DC looks better than in the Rumble weigh in

Jones doesn't look as solid and tight anymore, he is around 211 hydrated if we judge by the embedded, so slimmer than in the past.

>>77345038
this fucking guy

>>77345052
I think everyone wants DC to win but no one thinks he's gonna.

>>77345049
>>77345053
lmao fucking rekt

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>>77344933

>>77345000
I have better abs than a professional fighter.

AMA.

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>>77345049
>>77345053
if you wake up at 7am your best performance would be at around 5pm

if you're fighting at 10-11pm (which is when their fight is scheduled) you SHOULD be waking up midday to offset your circadian cycle

>>77345076
you mean everyone on Leddit?

Yo! Form Voltron!

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>>77345018

>>77345087
What time should I sleep if I have an exam in the morning?

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LITERALLY FUCK EVERYTHING

>>77345087
You can take melatonin pills and have a nap

>>77345091
Yeah most of em.

>>77345095
hailing from auschwitz

>>77345110
oh yeah definitely, i wasn't sure if you meant on here

>>77345104
go to bed

>>77345107
you can? i take melatonin and wake up 8-10 hours later and feel groggy as hell

>>77345052
Please stay there you losers literally only post here to be whiny bitches complaining about there

>>77345104
omg i cant believe it, again? aaaahhhhhh im so mad right now im froathing at the mouth holy shit grrrrrrrr

>>77345120
dont give him (You)'s thats all he wants

>>77345121
melatonin is out of your system in about 40 minutes.

Demian Maia looks like my m8 if he was retarded.

>>77345087
you are such a massive faggot. If you are baiting though, good job you got me!

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>>77345122
lel it's called having a discussion you fat fuck

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>>77345128
or what mate ill fookin give (You)'s to anyone I want to

so here's yours

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Dana I want this Fight Pass offer

>>77345134
cool

>>77345083
strange thing to have saved

r/mma is literally a luke thomas fan site

>>77345121
Melatonin helps set your circadian rhythm. I'm sure they've got some method figured out this isn't their first go at this

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>>77345104

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Everyone here is team Chosen One. Reddit is team whyte boi Maia

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>>77345104

>>77345128
this is a friendly boarder, friendo, dont deprive a man of his (you)s
have one yourself :^)

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if you arent dickbutt traning 5 times a day you're doing it wrong

>>77345160
lmao

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>>77345159
>that flag

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USADA'd

>>77345159
no one here unironically likes woodley, dumbass 202er

apple getting bodied on the weigh in stream lmao

>>77345159
I'm rooting for Maia though. Tyron "the sjw one" Woodley is not my champion

>>77345159
why is no one ever saying this nigga is roiding? Would it be racist?

>>77345169
He looks like one of those Ethiopian marathon runners.

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>>77345159
kneegrow please

>>77345175
How is Woodley a sjw? Might have to change boys.

>>77345159
i wouldnt say im team chosen one, i would just rather not see lame manspooning fights for the belt

>>77345180
negroes have good genetics

>>77345099
in multiples in 90 minutes and wake up at 8am

>>77345107
enjoy feeling disorientated and tired for the rest of the day

>>77345136
nice argument. got me there.

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Amazing how I exposed all the insecure racists on this board.

#AndStill
#ChosenOne
#GSPLetsGetThisMoney

>>77345200

what will you do when your masta taps tomorrow? who will you cuck for next?

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>>77344299
2017, not knowing copypasta

>>77345193
Do anything and everything it takes to be the best at what you do. No matter what,except for sucking dick or taking it in the ass.None of that faggot shit. Chad is successful. Has a lovely wife,nice home and great friends. A big bank account is great too. He did whatever it took to get those things. That is what separates the winners from the losers. Dana White drives a Ferrari. A Testarossa in fact. I don't care about what he did to get it. Bribes,faking medicals,lying,cheating,stealing it doesn't matter. He has a Ferrari and I don't. I want one and if you do too you will do what you need to. Bigger by the day,doing what it takes, all day everyday. Peace

>>77344839
Rome has been trash since Travis Rodgers left eons ago

>>77345188
Blm, if you don't like him you're racist

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>>77344978
>>77344991
My boy getting his succ on

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(You) ready lads?

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>>77345208

Uh, no Sweetie #TheChosenOne has never been submitted before, okay 205'er?

>>77345208
>never paid for a ppv event
I don't have 8-9 friends but have gotten 4-5 not including me to watch a couple of cards. If you haven't I bet you're one of these fuckbois who watches the Fight Companions while watching a Fight Night and because you have no friends or pretend Schaub,Callen and Rogaine are your friends. Just kidding. No one would do that.

>>77345224
me on the right

>>77345224
How come they all look disappointed?

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>>77345224
>the succer becomes the succee

cyborgs penis just flopped out

Demain Leghumper is getting WHOOPED and SLEPT

>>77345227
I can order ppvs, subscribe to fight pass, go to live events and still preserve more money than you. We already know youre poor based on youre flag anyway. We know youre not paying for fight pass and going to events.