/hoc/

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gentlemen

this is a good thread, friend. can't wait to see it kick off.

Finland rules. USA drools.

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If I think Finns are OK/great posters can I join?

>>77343591
sure

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Is he Cell key material?

Team europe (russia included) vs Team NA.

Which one would win? I'm going with team europe. Swedish defence and russian forwards would dominate easily.

With finns you never win

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>goat

>>77343444

>rags

Just found out about Markov

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reminder

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>Finns only

Im canadian (chinese) do I count?

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Finnish people are fucking idiots

Markov going back to Putinistan.

That kinda sucks I guess.

>>77344468
The 9-Balls?

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>>77343885
kids look miserable. patty fucked me up senpai
>>77343444
binlan is cool I'm joining

>>77344543

He was only 10 games away from 1000 games played as a Canadien. It hasn't happened since Gainey way back in the 80s. He was "replaced" by Alzner and Streit. Bergevin has no idea how to run a hockey team. This is the first time I feel betrayed by my team

>>77343476
WOW rude

all fucking finns must fucking hang

>>77344555
https://youtu.be/esKoM_K2UwA

>>77344641
Cant believe youre such a retarded nigger. Markov wanted to play in the KHL all along. Asking for an unreasonable deal allowed him to save face and make habs management look like assholes.

>>77344756

Nobody knows anything about the negotiations, it's all rumors. Even if he did ask for 2 years/$6M per (and this is the absolute worst case scenario), it's still reasonable for a top 2 d-man who spent his entire fucking career here. What makes the whole thing even worse is the terrible contract they gave Alzner and the fact that there is still $9M available. About the KHL thing, we'll never know but I think you're wrong

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>>77343476
Still haven't recovered from this tbqh. Probably never will.

>>77343885
reported for posting child abuse.

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>>77343885
I miss him already

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Reminder that Shattenkirk is an elite defenseman

>>77345145
>rags
>elite

>>77345145
lol no

>>77345145
not an elite hairline

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>>77344711
Are you going to do something about that or are you just going to spam the same thing over and over again.

I'm beginning to think you are the chiraqi reddit sperg.

>being rude to the greatest country on earth (Finland)
why would anyone do this?

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>>77345348
optimized for JUSTing out of the playoffs

>>77345145
Has he, unironically, lost most of his hair during this season? He's balding fast, lol

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>>77343808

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>>77345145

REMINDER THAT RANGERS NOW HAVE AN ELITE DEFENSE

finnophobia in /hoc/ needs end RIGHT NOW

>>77345682

Agreed, only trips deserve to be bullied and never admired

>>77345682
Wow this post is an EYE OPENER

>>77345839
don't ever talk to me again

>>77345839

don't ever take to my finnish wife's son ever again

>not watching comfy KHL hokkei right now
what the FUCK is wrong with you people smdh

>>77345961

Too lazy to look for it

>>77345961
stream?

>>77346006
laola1.tv is always showing a few live games for free but think it's region locked

Is cricket on today lads?

huh. didn't realize KHL is doing this 3o3 shit too

>>77346006
stream2watch or cricfree always has streams m8

Who here watching the /4CC/?

>>77346161

Where is it? Haven't watched since twitch

>>77346179
Smashcast. Just go to implyingrigged and watch on smashcast. /u/ is up 2-0 to /h/ right now and /an/ beat /fit/ 3-0 earlier today

>>77346233

When is the /sp/ match

>watching other people play video games
how reddit can you be?

>>77346265
>reddit
howgnu?

>>77346265
They don't play it's a simulated meme duel

>>77346251
Tommorow, and at 1 PM eastern time. They play /lgbt/ and we should have gotten bonaqua as a player rather then dog shit

>>77346275
its a meme you dip. newfags need to fuck off

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>weeb goal horns

>>77345145
You're as bad as that writer for The Hockey News who called Tyson Barrie a stud.

How good is Mikko Rantanen? As a rookie, after being described as one of the most NHL-ready players in the draft, he couldn't even make the Avs roster and could barely get on the ice at the WC. This season he's the Avs best scorer and scores 10 pts in 10 games at the WC.

What does he project as in 2-3 years? Is 20 goals his ceiling, or is he a legit top line forward?

>>77346466

he will be the best player in avs within few years but that doesn't really say much tbf

>>77346466
Think Jakub Voracek.

>>77346466
He will be a solid 60 points scorer.

>>77346466
Better than Nylander

>>77346485
Better than MacKinnon? Seems like a stretch.

>>77346485
>>77346509
>>77346525
>>77346549

>samefinning this hard

>>77346625
>implying there isn't only one Finn on /hoc/

>>77343444
did rinks back then have lighting?
every old hockey picture always looks like they're playing in some dungeon

>>77346643

What do you think his name is?

>>77346669
Ukko-Pekka

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>>77346625
fag

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GIVE ME HOCKEY!!!

GIVE ME HOCKEY NOW!!!

Johansen re-signed

>>77347033
What happened to him?

>>77347080
Prank show.

Wish it happened to a Finn to scare them.

>>77346466
Big frame good skater decent sense. If developed properly he'll be a solid nhler

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Now I know what it must have felt like for Habs fans who liked Subban

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the state of finald

>>77347270
this whole thing is odd, they aren't going to do anything with that cap space

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>>77347278
who is he?

>>77347315
first king of finland

>>77347323
>ancient sweden looks just like new Sweden
Huh, funny

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>>77347323
>First Khan of Finlangolia
>not Mongol

hard to believe

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>>77347323
finland has never had any kings
that is a nigger pretending to be a finnish general/sixth president

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>>77347299

If by odd you mean retarded, agreed

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gold never ever

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>>77347374
Please don't be racist. That man is a human being just like us.

>>77347437
>cucknadia
Expected.

>>77347080
>firemen were called in to rescue Mr Vergara, who was taken to hospital with injuries to his head and legs
He lived after it slammed into the roof of a skyscraper

>>77347459
>t.ahmed

>>77347430
Next year

>be american
>get nuked

>>77347693
>be canadian
>you guys are alright desu

>be binn from binland
>be full of garbage

>>77343885
Mar low never learned to smile

>>77344449
>Canadian (Chinese)
Not unless you give up all of the young women in your family to white men can you be considered a Canadian.
This is the tradeoff for absolutely raping our housing market.

>>77347808
>Be kiwi
>Fuck sheep

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I understand they have their own inferior websites but why don't they post here?

>>77347963
Too much banter here. Swedes enjoy it and finns/burgers are too dumb to be triggered

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>>77347966
But what if you're already there?

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>>77347787
>mfw chicago get nuked out of existence by the gooks instantly killing the hawks and all the dindus

>>77347998
sure is reddit in here

>>77347966
>invading a dead thread

for what purpose

>>77348034
most of the players are probably still on vacation, maybe they'd give the team to Houston though

>>77348062
>Houston
I believe you mean O M A H A

>>77348037
>uninspired 'le leddit' reply
up your game you fucking kike

>>77348098
Where the fuck is that? Wyoming?

>>77348062
>hou /hoc/

The last time the Cup went to a city that far south, the hockey gods punished everyone by taking the NHL away for over a year.

Learn from your mistakes.

>>77348116
>cucknadian """"""education""""""

>>77348116
The back of Peyton Manning's throat.

>>77345145
I haven't heard of many career second line dmen that were considered elite

>>77348128
Don't even be mad, how many Canadian cities can YOU name?

>>77348207
trick question, there are no towns in canada large enough to be called a city

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>>77347437
>us
sure

>>77348265
Touché, except the same can be said about Nebraska.

>Daily shootings
>Mass chimpouts
>White minority
>President literally advocating for extrajudicial killings of blacks
>Baltimore, Detroit et al 3rd world tier
>Other half of the country bible thumping inbreds
>US of A

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>>77348522

t. Jabril Hassad al-Leaf

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>>77347037

To a joke of a contract
>score 71pts one year
>score 30+ goals once in a different year
>Here's 8mil/yr for 8rys

>>77348034
if I played in Chicago I'd 100% not be in Chicago during the offseason

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>>77347033

These kind of accidents would not happen if they had used Finnish-made elevators.

>>77348795

Isn't that the African child warlord dude

Swedebros, I have a quick question. I just went on a vacation to Stockholm for a week. Wonderful city but clearly warmer than usual. But I have a question: one of our tour guides said you're all obsessed with Donald Duck. Is that true?

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really activates my almonds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT4d1LQy4es

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>>77348932

They like this shit more. Bamse aka strongest fucking bear in the world.

>>77348932
Public tv shows what is knows as Donald Ducks Christmas on Christmas Eve. It's probably that the tour guide was talking about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_All_of_Us_to_All_of_You

We also have have this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalle_Anka_%26_C:o

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>>77348980
actually i'm the strongest bear in the world

>>77349004
what is known*

@77349019

Confirmed you're a big hairy fag

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>>77348980
>>77349004

So it's true? Wow. But Stockholm is based af and so is Helsinki, I pity you guys during the winter though ... but it seems to produce some elite hockey talent so I'm all for the darkness

>>77349063
Well, the winters in the southern parts like Stockholm and downwards isn't that harsh. Some years, but most of them it's mostly snow slush. Up north on the other hand is where you have the most snow, cold and darkness during winter. When I was working 6 nights a week from September to Mars, I barely saw the sun. But during the summer the sun never goes down so, it's 50/50.

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>>77345655
and elite offesne too

Two chickens got killed by the dog while I was there. Good trip overall.

>>77349451

Perro is rude

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GIVE ME THE FUCKING HOCKEY NOW!!!

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Canes

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>>77349499
shorks

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The jets are elite b o i s now

>>77349563
Shorks are alright

so, remember how I said the NHL ended their license with mitchell and ness? they've actually canceled every non-adidas license

No one gives a shit lad. You'll look back on this once you've grown up and be embarrassed for yourself. Personally I feel sorry for you. At least you've made this mistake anonymously online so it won't have any consequences for you. I just hope you realise how dumb this is some day and take it back.

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>LUNDPADS

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>>77349964
Why is "Lundpads" an insult?
LOL HE HAS PADS

>>77350035
newfag out

>>77350056
filtered

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>>77350035
>binland

MatthGOD and AnderGOD ready to tear it up next season
1st or 2nd in Atlantic

>>77350292
lol

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>>77350292
Forgot the beautiful pic

>>77350317
nice bandana
true beaner style

>>77350367
It fuels him with an unimaginative scoring ability

>>77350404
.. unimaginative = incomprehensible
.. It's late

>>77343885
He made them something worse than a Leaf. He made them--may Allah forgive me for uttering this word--bandwagoners.

>>77350404
>>77350443
So who is the best unimaginative scorer in the NHL?

Prolly Ovechkin

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>>77345145

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Pidän suomesta

>>77350833
Boone Jenner.

I know no one else knows.. but I know.. and it's great.

>8 million a year for Johansen
Jesus Christ Preds what is wrong with your GM?

>>77350833
Current? Idk Wayne Simmonds maybe

>>77351900
boone jenner is shit

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>>77352134
vedä käteen munaa finn

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>>77350035
because i first started the meme when the NHL announced they were making goaltender equipment smaller and lundqvist was a goalie who had to have a 2 inch reduction in pad width/length on each pad

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>>77352134
Posting BinnishQTs

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>>77352313
Just admit youve made zero contribution to this community in over 80,000 (eighty-thousand) posts aside from posting your ass

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>>77352325
I like my finn qts thicc

>>77352380
search the smuk_frok meme

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>>77352389
How accepted are blacks in Finland? I kinda wanna move there.

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>>77352416
There are some racist assholes, but most people won't mind you if you don't cause any problems

>>77352416
You should move to the UP so no one will ever hear from you again because no internet.

Who else marathoning yuri on ice on twitch?

>>77352653
omg so thick. Holy shit an asian with ass. Im in love

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>>77352653
nice

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>>77352653
>>77352736
>still falling for obvious shoops
i hate it when niggers change what was a perfectly fine ass in the first place

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>>77351966
Oh fugggggggg. Poile has lost his touch due to senility.

>>77351966
What a bunch of assholes. Now every mediocre center in the league is going to have his agent point to that contract as to why they deserve more.

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>>77343444

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>still over 2 months till Hokkei

Shut up nerds Lol

>>77353115
#SHOTSFIRED

>>77353115
wow rude af 2bh

>>77353091
Fake. Everybody knows the world was black and white back then.

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>>77353153
seeing old things in colours feels so wrong

>>77353115
>hoc
>nerds
we are the alphas of /sp/

>>77353169
The same way it feels wrong seeing Trudeau being the leader of a country.

>>77353200
>t.muhammad
but yes you're right

>>77352653
>>77352985
why doesnt kippers have an ass like that?

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I'm here for discussion about Minnesota and things related to Minnesota, yes

>>77353225
Because he's actually some fucking lonely loser dude with nothing in his life and this whole "le Azn girl" meme needs to die to stop giving that faggot attention

Holy shit, did the goalies actually play without any sort of face protection? When were they introduced? That's fucking hardcore. Football goalies probably started using gloves before these crazy cunts thought helmets might be a good idea.

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>>77353200
>Sweden
>hating Trudeau

but how?

>>77353239
Mexican hockey league when?

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>>77353230
why are things like this aloud

>>77353260
That's my daily train station la.

>>77353260
ever since BLM was a thing

>>77353260
Because cops and criminals are fucking memes

>>77353270
did you see the sign? i've been to minnesota before, very weird people

they act really nice but they're actually not

>>77353290
Find some real friends. 4chan shouldn't take that place in life

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>tfw Forsberg, Arvidsson, Josi, Ellis, and Ekholm combined are all cheaper than Toews and Kane
>sign young studs to 7 and 8 year deals
>still have over $5 million left in cap space

The Preds skullfucked this offseason

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>>77353311
HE SHOULD'VE BEEN OURS!!!

Been to St. Paul once for a New Years Eve weekend. Everybody there was a little off.

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Should I order burger or pizza?

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>>77353311
redditcucks eternally BTFO

>>77353331
I've been to Xcel for a game and the couple in front of me were jacking each other off.

>>77353352
Peeza

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I really hope Chicago and Pittsburgh enjoyed their respective runs

>Poile has his entire top line and his three best defensemen locked up for the next three seasons at a minimum. That’s incredible stability. That’s the groundwork that dynasties are built on, such as they are in the salary cap era.

>>77353330
disgusting

>>77353387
Why didn't they have a better regular season?

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SIGN HORVAT!!!

>>77353404
Dude, put that thing away. there are like, children here

>>77353404
Get up, come on get down with the thiccness

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>>77353330
Johansen
Forsberg
Arvidsson
Fiala
Bonino
Subban
Josi
Hartnell
Rinne

It's gonna be a Pongs-Perds rematch

>>77353408
Subban had trouble fitting into the system and the top line is still developing and finding consistency. It took both elements a long time to start clicking.

>>77353433
t. dumbass unoriginal fag with no hot takes

>>77353404
how about I help you take them off

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>>77353387
>finnish goaltending

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>>77353408
after sweeping the top-seeded Blackhawks and taking the Penguins six games I don't think anyone really cares about the regular season

>>77353491
>our young backup is also Finnish
what did Poile mean by this

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>>77353511
>ass dimple

>>77353503
It was a genuine question. I don't catch many Western Conference games desu

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>>77353511
what does those chinese words say, my chinese friend?

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>>77353468
The reason that this take is unoriginal is because most "hockey experts" are picking the Preds to make Stan Lee's again. Because they're stacked

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>>77353514
>JUUS(T)E
A manlet Finn at that. Poile doubled down.

>>77347437
>throw bottle
Wait, what is the context of this tweet.

>>77353671
http://www.kiro7.com/news/local/dicks-stabbing-suspect-f-whitey-take-me-to-jail/542942864

> A 2-liter plastic bottled rolled near one of Pimentel’s friends who responded by telling Caril “That’s a good way to get your ass kicked.”
>Caril came across the street yelling “I’ll show you ass kicked!” and stabbed Pimentel in the chest three times with a roughly 9-inch double-edged bowie knife, police said.

In American culture, rolling a bottle/throwing a bottle is seen as an act of aggression. Kinda like how in Japan bowing your head is a sign of respect.

Also, Japan is going to be a hockey power in the future because of Aito Iguchi.

>>77353671
An offtopic shitpost from a loser tripcuck that sits here 2-4 hours a day and posts dumb pictures trying to get people to interact with him

>>77347938
What luck, Asian females are white dick hungry thots

How come thicc pics get deleted but loser tripcuck bait pics stays up?

>>77353831
Because /hoc/ is a living hell and there's no joy here. Only tripcucks.

>>77353311
>8 mil per
>for a 60 point player

>>77353859
It would disgrace their families

Where's a good place to get cheap jerseys? I wanna buy one but this shit's fucking expensive.

>>77353945
chinese replicas

>>77353957
Go find actual friends. This isn't a social life

Do need feed "it" (You)'s

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>>77353995
>giving a (You) a (You) when it tells (You) not to feed (You)s

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>>77354020

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>>77353995

>>77353957

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Sexually attractive hockey females

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Posting images of cartoon frogs

I fucking hate this place.

>>77354147
Kys

I fucking love this place.

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>>77354153

man offseason /hoc/ is pretty strange

I fucking hate Finland.

>>77354283
best post in the history of /hoc/

>>77354298
>>77354283
samfefag

Shit thread desu

I fucking hate United States

Burgerphobia needs to stop.

>>77354413
:(

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Dont mind me

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>top4 all finnish drivers in rally wc
why are finns the best drivers in the world? Why can't north-americans into manual?

*Happy Gilmore voice*

"Somebody got a contract."
https://www.nhl.com/news/nashville-predators-sign-ryan-johansen-to-contract/c-290185014?tid=281072352

>>77354680
>8/8
absolutely disgusting. The guy scored 14 goals.

>>77354719
thats what happens in a buyers market offseason. i bet other teams were more than willing to throw cash on him too

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vedä käteen munaa

Hokkei

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>>77354930

Sweater fags need to be gassed

Do you guys think Finland will ever produce a good hockey player?

>>77355177
>who is jesse puljujärvi
plebs out please

>>77354719
He's an over covered opportunist. I'm excited to see what he does with his ego on full retard now.

>he's gonna get bowled by Chara or Dubinsky or some shit though. I hope he lives through it.

>>77354672
Because there's nothing else to do in Finland than to drive cars and drink alcohol. Usually combined.

>>77355177
no

>>77355177
yes

>>77356203
so swedes only drink then?

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How do you go from this....

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... to this

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This is a meme team. Say something nice about them.

>>77357180
They're not the redditmonton pantsoilers

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>>77357209
Lmao look at this fucking monkey

t. Eddy from Edmonton

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That's not a monkey.

THIS is a monkey.

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>>77353387
Nashville isn't going to win it this year, but they have about 3 years of pekka left. Rinne played fantastic for 3 rounds then fell apart from the pens. I think everyone should be fearing the islanders and josh ho sang for next season though

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*wins the cup*

>>77353491
>rinne played fantastic for 3 other series
>One slipup against the pens makes him shit

He still played great for the preds and made them go to the finals.

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>>77356203
What's theres to do in Sweden then?

>>77353867
>10.5 mil per
>never hit 70 points

What team are you rooting for to win the cup?

Going for sens as they have the most underrated prospects pool with guys like Thomas Chabot and Filip Chlapík. Also Karlsson

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>>77359878
Me too

>>77351966
Johansen is the only time the team has ever had a 1c. Also they had extra money to spend from all the really good contracts he signed the rest of his core to

>>77353387
Rinne is the only thing holding this team back from winning a cup. Hes not going to keep doing what he did this post season if you look at his past postseason performances.

>>77353408
The d corp was litered with injured and had matt irwin play top 4 minutes.

>>77357856
He also was absolute hot garbage for three months of the regular season which probably costed them home ice through out the playoffs. Which the Preds only lost twice this past SCP. I hope to god Saros is the answer cause i dont see the Preds winning a cup under Rinne

>>77361343
You still made the finals with him. Even if home ice was a thing that could have happened, you made it to the finals. If you didn't suck ass in Pittsburgh then maybe you'd be seeing a cup raised in Nashville

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>tfw turkish pizza and beer

How's your Saturday going /hoc/?

>>77361698
Austrian Underdog phoneposting

I switch sports for a day and watch austrian bowl (austrian handegg final) with some m8s
UBER comfy mode
Good beer, nice food, funny mates and qt. cheerleaders shaking their butts

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>>77361698
Designated driver because nothing interesting is happening. I want to go fishing but the lake near my summer cottage doesn't seem to have any fish left.

>you will never go pilking with big buff

>>77361698
Waiting for 4cc to start and I'm cleaning my house for a friend who's coming to visit.

>>77361811
shut the fuck up

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>>77361908
>Tfw I'll miss the /mu/ versus /n/ hipster bowl
>But witness /sp/ get fucked by /lgbt/ because we have a literal dog shitting as a player

It's been a good cup so far

>>77361995
Why so mad?
No friends to have fun with :^)

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What does Lärvinen mean? Is it a Swedish word??

>>77356203
stop DUIshaming please
It's inappropriate

>>77362185

it's a finnish hoki blogger's name/pseudonym

lärvi means face in finnish, lärvit means drunk, -nen is a common way to end surnames so there might be some wordplay in it or he might just be unlucky

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>tfw still have to wait over two months to shitpost in the first vegas game thread

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Any good finns in the next few drafts I should be watching for?

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who /lifelong/ here?

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picked up a bottle at the chinese takeout. howd i do lads

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I finally got around to finishing my TyJo PhotoShop

>>77362888
Next year is shit but in 2019 Mikko Kokkonen could be pretty good.

>tfw no cricket
is hokkei on yet?

>>77353433
Ducks will take the west this year if not the cup