>Bryant for 3

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

*doink*

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>>77341036
>bryant...for 3...YES

*swishes the shot*

pssh..... nothing personal suns.... hehe

>>77341036
>airballs three consecutive times to lose the game against the jazz

>Kobrick
>Scoring a 3
Wew

MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP

CLANK

"and it's off the front of the rim, rebound by Shaq and he throws it down with authority"

*in and out*

>Nowitzki
>turning..
>falling away..
>it's good!!

>>77341199
you are aware he held the record for most 3s in a game before meme curry broke it right?

>>77341370
*misses and ball goes to big shot rob ftw*

>>77341577
>Argue Kobe is good at 3s but then call Curry a meme because he can do it better

>>77341577
>Chuck 30 3's
>Score 10
>Le legend
Kobrick is the player that missed most shots in nba history for a reason

>>77341577
>Kobe made the most threes cause he was so good
>then Curry had to go and ruin it by being a shit player who made more threes

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*scores 3 with two people guarding him*
*misses open 2*

>aaaaaaand it's in! The black mamba now has 32 points on 10 of 34 shooting!

>>77341574
this desu

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>LeBron
>to the basket
>AND 1!

>>77343821
>*strokes his ego*

Kobe was a mediocre 3 pt shooter famalam.

Retarded slow two-motion release from the outside as well.

>Ariza with the Threeza!

basketball commentators are based

>Rudy Gay getting drained on

Grizzlies Fandom is suffering

>>77344039
No one ever said he was a good shooter, but he was the fucking best scorer

>>77345647
>but he was the fucking best scorer
lol

>>77345647

16 Seasons in which he didn't lead NBA in Scoring = fucking best

>>77345718
>Kobe at his 06-07 scoring peak
Most 50+pt games in a row since Wilt
Most 40+pt games in a row since Wilt
Most 40+pt games in a season since Jordan
Most 55+pt games in a season since Wilt
Most pts scored in a game since Wilt
>inb4 inefficient
Kobe shot 51% FG on average for these games

>>77341577
He also has the record for most missed shots lmfao

>not just yelling "kobe!" as he pulls up

>>77346014
>Kobe in his scoring peak misses playoffs

Lol

>>77341676
>>77341682
>>77346035
disrespectful little fucks

>>77346035
When you're a volume shooter that played 20 seasons+15 seasons of playoff basketball and was the #1 scoring option for about 14 seasons that shouldn't be a knock.

It's not like Kobe played 11 seasons and 5 playoff seasons and holds that record.

>>77346090
Ummm sweetie he's first in misses but 3rd in points, literally chucking lmfao

>>77346051
He made the playoffs in 06-07, he only missed the playoffs in 05 because he got injured and missed the last 2 weeks of the season, Lakers were a 7th seed before that happened.

>>77346102
>but 3rd in points
Yea and the 2 players that are ahead of him played 20 seasons just like Kobe, but unlike Kobe they didn't have to sacrifice their scoring numbers playing 8 seasons with Shaq.

Instead they played with Stockton and Magic that INCREASED their scoring numbers.

>>77346105
Losing 4-1 in the first round as the 7th seed is barely making the playoffs m8, not a big accomplishment

>>77346166
You can stop dickriding Kobrick at any time buddy, Kobe was lucky he had Shaq so he could win those 3 rings you dickriders jack off so much about.

>Kobe's best shooting % season would be MJ's second worst
>Kobe has never shot more than 50% in the playoffs/regular season
>won finals mvp shooting .400, the worst of any fmvp
>most misses of all time yet only third in points

>"h-he's not a chucker guys"

>>77346187
Stating objective facts isn't dickriding, you're just a blind hater that never saw Kobe pre 2010 play

>>77346212
>>"h-he's not a chucker guys
Nobody in this thread said he wasn't a chucker aka volume scorer, but to pretend Kobe never had great scoring games that were efficient is pure retarded/autistic

remember how no one wanted to play with kobe because he was a chucker lol

>>77346014
>Kobrick chucked so much that when he shot at 50% he scored 50 points
Lel. Kobrick is a huge meme

>>77346269
Yup, and he still went to 3 Finals in a row with only Pau and band of C tier players.

>>77346285
so ure admitting he needed gasol to win the finals just as he needed shaw years earlier? u admit he's a big man babby that needs someone to grab all his bricks

>If Durant chucked as much as Kobrick he would be scoring 80 points a game
How can anyone defend Kobrick? Shootimg contested memes doesn't make you a good player

>>77346317
only dickriders defend kobe. imagine lebron or KD or curry put up his attempts with their actually good fg%.

>>77346285
Those Lakers were deep af and Bynum was one of the nost dominant centers in the league back then. Pau had to carry Kobrick against none meme teams like the Celtics or the Rockets while Kobrick went 12/40 in every single game

>>77346311
What was Pau doing in the NBA before he put on Laker jersey?

And Name 1 player in history that's won a Finals w/o a All Star caliber player?

The closest examples of that is 1994 Hakeem and 2011 Dirk.

>>77346363
>What was Pau doing in the NBA before he put on Laker jersey?
He was an all star and putting the Grizzlies ahead of the Lakers with a shittier team.

>>77346347
>Those Lakers were deep af and Bynum was one of the nost dominant centers in the league back then.
Wrong. 2009-10 Lakers are literally the least talented teams to win back to back since 94/95 Rockets. Bynum was injured most of the 08/09 seasons and when you look at his numbers they aren't even better than Bosh during his Heat years.

The only players that stayed relevant in NBA post 2013 from those 2009-10 Lakers were Kobe, Pau and Ariza.

>>77346425
>kobe
>relevant past 2013

lol

>>77346389
Pau only led Memphis to the playoffs once in 06 and got swept, Kobe dragged a less talented team to 7 games in 06 playoffs.

>>77346425
Bynum was key in the playoffs and became a meme due injuries.That era is the least talented in history by far as well so the point is moot.The Magic made it to the finals and the closest competition were a meme like the ROckets and an even bigger meme in the "big 3" in Boston.Kobrick was awful in the playoffs and those Lakers just won due sheer paint dominance.Go back and watch those series.
>>77346453
>Kobe dragged a less talented team
lol.Kobe's solo run is one of the most pathetic in history

>>77346442
He was relevant, he was still making All Star teams.

>>77346478
>All Star teams
Due chink customers.The same way that Yao Ming made always the All star

>>77346478
he literally made the all-star team playing 6 games, how do you defend that

>>77346462
>Kobrick was awful in the playoffs and those Lakers just won due sheer paint dominance.Go back and watch those series.
Kobe 2009 Finals: 32ppg/7ast/5reb/1stl/1blk
Kobe 2010 Finals:
28ppg/8reb/4ast/2stl

Great job exposing you don't know shit about basketball. And those meme Magic and Celtics teams were good enough to send LeBeta running to D-Alpha in south beach.

>>77346557
Scoring 32 points at 43% from the field is literallly garbage.Durant put that % against the Warriors in game 5 and 6 and people call it a choke.

>>77346557
>And those meme Magic and Celtics teams were good enough to send LeBeta running to D-Alpha in south beach
Those Cavs were garbage as well.Any top 4 team would sweep any team from that era

>>77346557
>conveniently leaves out the fg%

lol

>>77346505
what a 6 games there were tho

>>77346725
So tru....

>13 points, 6 assists, 4 rebounds, 1 steal on .425 shooting and .188 3s

Literally god level stats

>>77346462
>Kobrick was awful in the playoffs
The Finals #s were already posted but
Kobe 2008 WCF:
29ppg/5reb/4ast/1st 53%Fg
Kobe 2009 WCF:
34ppg/6ast/6reb 48%Fg
Kobe 2010 WCF:
33ppg/8ast/7reb/1blk 52%Fg

Yeah, Kobe was real trash in the playoffs and rode a stacked teams' coattails.

>>77346283
kek btfo>>77346014

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>perro caca for 2

>>77346066
Hey Kobe!

When people call Kobe the GOAT lmao
1. Has NBA record most missed shots in the regular season.
2. Has NBA record most missed game winners.
3. Has NBA record most missed buzzer beaters.
4. Has NBA record worst shot attempt to assist ratio.
5. Has NBA record as the only Finals MVP to not shoot above 50% in a single Finals game (he did it in 2009 and 2010).
6. Has NBA record worst shooting performance by any Finals MVP in history (40% shooting).
7. Of the top 10 scorers of all time Kobe has the lowest shooting percentage.
8. There are only 13 games in history where someone shot below 50% to reach 50 points. Kobe is responsible for 7 of those 13 games.
9. Has NBA record most missed shots in a playoff series (all time leader in missed shots in the playoffs).
10. Has NBA record most missed shots in a Finals (all time leader in missed shots in the NBA Finals).
11. Shoots 7/28 (25%) in the last 24 seconds in his postseason career to tie or take the lead.
12. Shoots 5/22 (23%) in the last 10 seconds in his postseason career to tie or take the lead.
13. Shot a combined 22/74 (30%) in the fourth quarters of the 2009 and 2010 NBA Finals.
14. Has 69 playoff games shooting less than 40% from the field.
15. Has 16 playoff games shooting less than 30% from the field.
16. Has only 1 regular season MVP playing in a total of 20 seasons.
17. Has never shot 50% or above from the field in the regular season or playoffs in his entire career.

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*CLANG*

>>77350479
but he is the GOAT

>>77345635
I know that feel bro

>>77350479
The only thing I know about Kobe Bryant is that he raped someone.

>>77341838
Lmao thats not even possible

>>77351334
>what are freethrows

>>77341036
>And it's good! The Lakers take a 21 point lead over the Cavaliers.

>>77341134
People talk about Celshits being delusional but the best free agent Lelkers have gotten since their chip was Dwight fucking Howard and yet they think every wants to go there.

>>77346066
go 2 bed kobrape

>>77350479
My favorite kobrick stat will forever be setting the record for all time misses while still almost 10k off most points

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>>77350479
>15. Has 16 playoff games shooting less than 30% from the field.

...realizing how many FGAs he probably had in those game