/heem/

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>>77340547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0BLP6hK6N8

rizin is live streaming a press conference thing right now.

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>>77340547
I would unironically let Alexa Grasso piss in my mouth

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best press conference outfit?

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>>77340559

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>>77340562

>>77340602
>>77340562
>>77340547
Her eyes are so beady.

>karen
>early thread
>wmma

so much failure

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>>77340595
Here is her opponent. It's going to be a fappable wrestlefuck

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>>77340613

Guys I have a weird feeling DC is going to win

anyone else getting that?

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>>77340623

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Horiguchi vs Tokoro
Aliakbari vs King
Garcia vs Gagloeva
Miura vs Tapa
Nasukawa vs Saiga

Rizin will startat 1am EST Saturday night/Sunday morning after UFC 214

>>77340623
idk, I'm more hyped for Gabi Garcia and rizin afterwards. Saturday is going to be an amazing MMA night.

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>>77340617
Miyuu is strong as hell, she could still make some noise if she learns how to keep her arm from getting snatched

>>77340623
Yeah

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Shinjuju is truly the Sticc Queen of HEEM

>>77340623
post slip

>>77340623
Chael picking Jones to win has me doubting

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>wmma

>>77340637
>>77340629
>>77340626
>>77340623

casualshits

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>US WANT SNU-SNU ANANN
>SNU-SNU! SNU-SNU! SNU-SNU
>yfw

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>>77340651
>he thinks jones will actually win

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What kind of league is this?

>>77340651
I've seen crazier shit happen

>>77340664
I know Jones will win m8

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Just watched the Fight Milk episode of IASIP.

I get Cerrone being in it since he's been doing a fair amount of movies and TV shows lately, but Paul Felder was pretty random. Was he just the only other fighter at the gym that day?

I'm guessing it was during a Fight Week as well since Dana, Cub, and Megan were in it too.

>>77340667
Regional super heavyweight. Surprised they didn't make those fat fucks wear a tank top

>be younger
>better in every mma aspect
>already have a victory over opponent
>LOSE

>>77340627
Can I see the full-size King Reina cutout?

OUR GIRL IS LIVE

GABI THE OLD JAP LADY DESTROYER

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Gabi's tits are pretty much out and they don't look bad

>>77340667
is that bearded guy fighting a woman?

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This is a 10 in Brazil.

>>77340697
I'd smash but her voice makes my dick try to turn itself inside out

>>77340621
qt

>>77340706
Does she have the same medical condition that Bigfoot Silva has?

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>>77340627
Horiguchi
Aliakbari
Oksana
Miura
Nasukawa

>>77340717
Yeah, she's from Brazil

Who are the the people tap dancing in these interviews?

>>77340731
ancient japanese rituals to appease freak show god. It's why they have these events.

>>77340639
Damn I want to fuck that skeleton

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>>77340727

they saw how bad Jones cardio was in OSP after all that weight training ... knowing Jones his cardio is probably insane now no wonder the cut is so easy

>>77340717
steroiditis?

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>>77340733
Makes sense

>>77340746
Some kind of pituitary gland thing

>>77340697
You mind if I ask what you're using for screen capture?

staring at Gabi's tits through the transparent is mesmerizing. Her entire body is so masculine but she has nice fat tits.

>>77340769
actually, I do care. fuck right off.

>>77340769
It's open broadcaster. The quality on YouTube was 480 so it should have looked better if it was on 720. I use webm for retards to convert

>>77340772
>DC_crying.webm

>>77340770
That ain't fat my guy. Thems is implants

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>>77340779
Thanks

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This is the bitch thats been calling out Gabi for a while

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Whoever this flag bets on, bet on the opposite.

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How can people not like Gabi. She's just a big goofball

>>77340718
I wonder how much it costs to hire her for a session on the """""""""""fitness""""""""" circuit?

>>77340803
I thought you got banned again spergy

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>>77340801

>>77340562
I would eat salsa out of her anus.

>>77340803
>get asked for underdogs
>give underdogs

I realise that Spanish is your native tongue, but you type well enough in English that you shouldn't be that illiterate.

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>>77340805
>ywn get bullied and groped by Gabi and Cyborg after a hard day at the gym

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>>77340623
It's a win-win for DC. Either he gets the succ or he gives it.

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reminder

>>77340697
how tf is this real lmao

>>77340697
imagine dozens of little japanese hands groping her

it's like a renaissance painting

Don't lie heem Gabi has better arms than you

>>77340801
Can I get the original fampai?

>>77340840
bigger dong too

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Don't get mad, Bogan.

>>77340841
That is the original

>>77340627
>>77340689
You DO have it, don't you?

>>77340856
guys a fuckin retard, how is he still able to walk

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>>77340856

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>>77340856

>>77340836
Would unironically hang up as a centerpiece in my living room

>>77340687
>better in every MMA aspect

KYS

>>77340864
He's going to end up with exploding knees like cain.
What's the over/under for how long Spain lasts until he spergs out again and gets hit with another ban?

It's pretty obvious that jones will win but this australian saying its impossible for him to lose is giving me second thoughts

>>77340718
Sauce on this slag

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>you think i'm just gonna sit here and not eat pancakes, DC?

>>77340915
he will lose dc will tko him my man

All the signs are there

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>>77340928

>>77340915
It's not impossible for Jones to lose. He could snap a toe in the first again, and we know that he won't finish DC that quickly.

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>>77340930
That dome

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>>77340942
DC was hitting him with some decent strikes in the first 2 rounds so if anythign thats where he'll win even though its a longshot the signs are there

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>>77340801
She's a world champion kickboxer, but like Gabi, there aren't a ton of people her size, so she probably only beat a few to get the belt.

The girl Gabi is supposed to fight next is a world champion boxer. She seems to have better hands than Gabi (not that it's hard) while Gabi has the much better ground game. For some reason though, I have a gut feeling Gabi is going to get sheemed.

>>77340805
>be a foot taller and almost 100 pounds heavier than opponent
>still cheat

>>77340957
what is going on in that picture?

>>77340974
why don't you tell me

>>77340965
>The girl Gabi is supposed to fight next is a world champion boxer.

I can't find her on boxrec. Do you have a link to her boxing history?

>>77340977
ok well looks like he has red wine in a jar with lemon and he's pissed himself in the bath?

typical russian behaviour

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>>77340983
astute observations

>>77340990
are you gunna dump your whole /int/ folder

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>>77340995
nyat

>>77340930
jon doing bad juju stuff all fight week desu

not a fan of it

>>77340930
He's gonna regret this when he gets heemed

>>77341020
This tb h

He is cursed bet the house on dc by tko. We all know your chin goes to shit after you stop roiding

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>>77341020
>heemed
>by DC

>>77341042
he didn't roid though, dcs words not mine

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SPICY. Adesanya is a top kickboxer who is 9-0 in MMA.

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>>77340930
careful not to get joanna'd

>>77340979
Not him, but I looked as well. This is a pretty decent place to check for amateur records which are infamously hard to track down:

http://www.boxing-scoop.com/list_boxers.php

Nothing there either. If she has any real experience beyond hitting the heavy bag there's no evidence of it.

>>77341053
when does it start

https://youtu.be/hAkHr_8b6Uw

>>77341061
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM

>>77341059
I think in about 3 hours and 29 bings. Although I think its only on online PPV at fite.tv, unless there is a stream somewhere.

>>77341001
why do russians have mummy coffins

>>77341061
If he wins after all the jinx he's been doing this week, the curse is officially over

>>77341078
DC has also done the haircut jinx though, more so since he did it at a barber shop.

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>>77340979
I don't actually. I was just skimming an article I saw on her and saw "champion boxer" and assumed it meant world champion. She's allegedly won some championships in Russia and Greece, but who knows if it's accurate.

>>77341006
Speaking of bad juju, who is this Shinju chick? She's cute and all, but seems like a random signing. Were she not (half?) Japanese, I'd think she'd just be someone they'd feed to Rena.

>>77340801
fucking MANLET bahahahahaha

26 minute Ariel Helwani interview with DC,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NKg4KBj2ws

>>77340805
she stopped being my boy after she went apeshit on that geriatric mamasan

>>77341099
She probably has a title from some microscopic piece of shit organisation that nobody cares about.

I think Gabi takes her down and fucks her up.

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>>77341117
That's the safe option. She could easily take down and sub all her opponents. It just seems like she's made a concentrated effort to to try to finish with strikes on the feet and that could bite her in the ass when she's not fighting undersized grandmas.

If Jones loses, he'll probably an heroes

>>77341166
he will miss weight win the fight but DC retains the belt

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Reddit's best analysis of Jones/DC 2

>>77341173
>miss weight
He walks around at 220 or so, I can't see a world where he fucks up THIS badly

>>77341180
stfu

Gabi vs Artem

>>77341186
see >>77341061 >>77340930

How come Gabi hasn't face an actual opponent yet? There has to be at least 20 bitches worldwide matching her size and "skill"

>>77340983
is that not kvass with lemon slice?

>>77341205
cause selling tickets to go see her in japan is like selling tickets to the circus

>>77341205
$

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For me, it's Tank Abbott.

>>77341099
Her mother is apparently a famous comedian in Japan, so she's not just a random chick

>>77341117
Junior titles would be my guess. The word junior pretty much always means bogus, you gotta be careful because a lot of the tournaments and titles share their name with their legit counterparts. Aaron Pico's credentials were in the juniors, as was Schaub's totally unverifiable Golden Gloves championship

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>>77341205
On Tapology, I found a total of 5 female LHW, 2 HW, and 1 SHW (Gabi).

There's NOBODY on /heem/ that can take my overhand right. If I touch you with it you're going to sleep.

>>77341250
I'll take your overhand right, b*tch.

>>77341263

Sign the contract, big boy.

come on guys, get real. I thought you were memeing but it looks like some lads are really buying in.
Jones vs DC ain't fucking happening.

>>77341277
Only if you accept the USADA testing.

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What's your favourite powerade flavor?

Berry ice master race here

>>77341308
mystic mountain blue berry, i look forward to the release

There's NOBODY on /heem/ that can take my uppercut. If I touch you with it you're going to sleep.

>>77341316
Youll do nuttin fatty

>>77341308
Monster Zero Ultra

>>77341308

Blue flavour

all others are for plebs

>>77340930
I wish he would fuck my wife. He is the perfect bull.

>>77341316

pop in me guard m8

>>77341362
this tbqh

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>every other card for a long time now will feel like a subpar shitty card after 214

mixed feels

>>77340805
>she

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>>77340547
>best fight of the midlle-weight

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>>77341250
You're easy work, my man

>>77341308
mountain dew

>>77341386
MacMay in August tho

Why are you all such awful posters
All you faggots do is repost the same garbage memes over and over again
This general used to be a decent place to talk about MMA, but you braindead children ruined it

>>77341412
wmma shit is pretty bad and the whole succ thing really succed the life out of this general

>>77341386
>all fights that are good on paper will be good when they actually happen

This isn't the case
They could be complete fucking garbage as well
Remember how awful both Woodley vs Wonderboy fights were

Lawler wants nothing to do with Cerrone's friendship lol

>>77341419
how do you figure that?

>>77341418
>counter striker v counter striker

I honestly don't know why anyone really thought that would be good. Or why anyone thinks Hall v Anderson would be good.

>>77341412
heem u with 1 punch

>>77341422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NujNmpgwPF4

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>>77341422

>>77341430
lol flippin his eyes when cerrone is trying to crack a joke

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Low key FOTN

>>77341430
Why's GDR in the back?

can't wait for ceronne to get destroyed, faggot packing his lip days before hes about to fight robbie lawler, deserve to get heemed

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>>77341449

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Is he the worst analyst? He always rambles and goes on tangents desperately trying to appear smart. He is peak psuedointellectualism imho and it's really no suprise why UFC won't give him a job.

https://twitter.com/Denis26rt/status/890854043307978752
>Alexander Emelianenko will debut in WFC Akmat against Geronimo dos Santos at WCFA 42 in Moscow (September 27)

LADS, /OUR BOY/ IS GETTING HIS LIFE BACK TOGETHER

>>77341476
BASED

>>77341476
Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

>>77341430
>>77341419
To be fair, Lawler seems a bit thrown off since Hughes is still in the hospital.

>>77341476
On the bright side GDS might already have Hep C

>>77341409
who cares, 1 fight

when's fake weigh ins?

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Anyone worried that DC is going to collapse at the weigh ins today?

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>mfw I could succ every in here

>>77341551
i'd be fine with this

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>>77341537
fake weigh ins are tonight, real weigh ins are in like 5 bongs

>>77341399
kike

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>>77341593
>tfw unsuccable

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>tfw i could front kick him in the face! every here

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>tfw maia and dc lose

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>>77340627
Horiguchi
King
Gagloeva
King Rena
Saiga

Manuwa is overweight, might miss it.

>>77341675
Weigh ins have started?

>>77341684
no just a tweet from his camp

>>77341675
source?

>tfw Manuwa misses weight, one out of DC/Jones pulls out and Oezdemir wins the title

>>77341692
ya know I don't really like you Italy, so I'm not gonna answer your question

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>>77341475
I absolutely love him.
Robin Black, Firas Zahaby and Dan Hardy are the best, I would say.

when is jones vs dc happening UK time?

>>77341721
its not

>>77341711
Robin Black, failed emo musician
Firas, head of Tristar a premier MMA gym
Hardy, former title challenger

one of these is not like the others

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>mfw could heem every in this thread

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>Listening to your voice reversed in windows recorder and then trying to repeat it so it sounds normal once reversed again

>>77341070
here's hoping there is like to see israel meme on guillard

Rogan said on the latest podcast that he won't be able to watch MayMac live

>>77341751
Yeah, Firas is the only one who never fought.

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"These guys are definitely gonna have some brain trauma induced headaches after Saturday night."

>>77341779
Firas would tap Robin ever time

>>77341806
tell him to sign the contract then bitch

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39 and a half bongs till succ time jon

>>77341817
are you Robin Black's manager?

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>>77341830
his secretary

Imagine Frankie vs Max

>>77341880
is there any other fight to make at 145? cub doesn't deserve a title shot yet plus max absolutely obliterated him already

>>77341904
Frankie has had like a BILLION title shots at FW, it's time for Cub to get one.

>plus max absolutely obliterated him already
Didn't stop Frankie from getting a second shot against Aldo.

>>77341926
you're not wrong but frankie has never fought max and cub actually struggled with artem

>>77341941
Artem is the unheralded GOAT of the manlet weight classes, beating him means far more than beating literally who and meme-kicks. Frankie doesn't deserve a god damn thing.

>>77341955
regardless, Frankie beat the living piss out of the Yair meme and will be getting the next shot.

>>77341880
I can't wait for the new max meme line
>do the damn thing
>#ufc hawaii
>get me some Acai with powdered milk
>it is what it is
>kings go to other kings cities
>conor is gone
>blessed era

bound to be another. he's like a videogame character who doesn't have enough dialogue options

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>>77341963
As long as we all agree that Cub is getting fucking robbed.

>>77341980
I wouldn't say robbed but yeah he deserves a shot before he ages out.

>>77341820
too many bongs bongcounterman

the hype is eating me alive arsehole fist

>>77342000
Totally Titillating Trips!

Who's you're favourite fighter, and what's your mental IQ?

>>77342043
gus and my fight IQ is wandy tier

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>Rumble was closer to beating DC in both fights than DC was to beating Jon Jones last time

>>77340623
ITS ALL ABOUT
DAT SUCC
BOUT
DAT SUCC
AND
LICKIN

ALL ABOUT
DAT SUCC
BOUT
DAT SUCC
AND
LICKIN

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>>77342043
chris and my IQ is mayweather tier

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this guy cuts the line at McDonalds in front of you

what do you do?

Is there a fight on tmrw or something

>>77342088

He's a good guy, he would never cut in line.

>>77341974
He has <90 IQ from all the CTE

>>77342088
lovingly caress his neck fat

>>77342043
Demian Maia
126

>>77342100
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/46527-australian-fc-20

Melvin Guillard is fighting for a MW title.

>>77342088
Hit and run a pregnant lady

I'm so hyped for RIZIN. So far it's been just what MMA needs.

UFC is so dull in comparison; no personality and ONLY REEBOK ALLOWED bullshit. Why do people still watch it?

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>>77342043
Kazushi Sakuraba
150+

Heeminder that if DC beats Jon it will be a much bigger upset than when Nate tapped Conor.

>>77342043
charley kookoo stallion bennett
172

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>>77342043
Coby Colvington

280+

>>77342043

coner mcgregger

3

weidman unironically has the best ground game in the division by a country mile lads

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UFC insider here. Word on the street is that Daniel Cormier may not be able to make the weight. This is what I have been hearing from his camp.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but I would not put my hopes up on the fight going forward. Dana is on the edge and is furious. Let's hope a miracle occurs guys!!

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>>77342088
I would stare right into his soul and make him shiver with fear and apologize to me.

Melvin Guillard use to be a lw is now fighting for the mw title

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>>77342390

>>77342412
How did you find this picture of me

>>77342390
>checks flag
oh you

>>77342425
Truly Melvin is the Rumble of 2017

>>77342438
I'm a big fan of him, he is a really nice guy but for some reason people think he is not. I hope I can find a stream

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BXEp1Y1hldh/

Simply epic

>>77342498
salty milk and coins

>>77342498
travis vs robin when?

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>>77342559
Black Beass vs sneaker expert when ? That would be heem for the ages

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>>77342573

>imblyign durk lewis can get around angles my man

angles are a beast and borple sneep's got em

>>77342498
WTF I hate Robin Black now.

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>>77342594
Jabs are a waste of time, shieeet swangin n bangin

>>77341904
Jason Knight

>>77342615
sure if he can get past Lamas which he won't

>>77342615
Knight's about to get subbed by Lamas.

I wish they would let me next door so I could spit in your fucking face

>>77342623
>>77342627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3qmFFi_4LM

you now remember Conrad McGillicutty

>>77342498
i imagine a huge raging clitoris and muscular meatflaps

>>77340727
Kek

>>77340856
Why the fuck do people do this. Those balls aren't meant for that. I've seen guys pop them before doing stupid shit like this.
>>77340869
Holy fuck why would anyone ever lift like this. That machine is so bad for your knees and now he's doing it like a compete jackass. Rip knees

>>77340869
cain ruining his career.webm

mornin boys, hope you've got your dark roasts

tony is on the cutting edge of something
https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/890790643508813826

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>>77342345
then how come he got full mounted by Rockhold for two minutes and didn't try to escape even once?

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>>77342784
I only drink coffee when I go to work on morning shift and on fight nights

>>77342784
Dark roast is pleb af. Drink light roast. It has more caffeine

>>77342813
well most people go to work on morning shifts dude

sorry about fight night hours being super lame for you because of us

>>77342820
Yeah you're right about the caffeine, but dark roast tastes infinitely better. I've never sipped a light roast black and went "mmm mmmm that is tasty!"

Just drink more of it if you want more caffeine bud lol

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Morning guys, how is it going?

>>77342838
Can't coffee is very acidic and fucks with my stomach if I drink alot. I can have 1 cup of black which is how I like it or I have to be a vagina and put cream in it to dilute the ph if I have any more. Plus it stains your teeth.

>>77342841
looks wet

>>77342841
Is life so bad in Argentina you guys have to eat weeds you pulled from a field?

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>>77342784

That's pretty much the only kind of coffee drank over here.

>>77342871
It's perfect to smoke tb hwuf

>>77342796
why the fuck wouldn't he just squat with a bar like a normal person, its the exact same

>>77342892
if you got a torch I guess

>>77342880
Yeah, we eat potatoes

>>77342796
>not eating tiramisu and pulling out of the fights
Lmaoing at his ""life""

>>77342868
you know I've heard of people saying it bothers their stomach or that it's acidic but I'm pretty damn sure it actually isn't. black coffee definitely shouldn't fuck with your stomach, but it is a diuretic. and yeah it stains your teeth you gotta brush em dude come on

>>77342888
fresh ground dark roast is the way to be my man. what the fuck is that pic, warming it up on a stove? yesterdays coffee warmed up on a stove? lol

>>77342895
Mms fighters typically buy into all the meme shit. They're the same people like Joe Rogan who use think all those were pseudo medicines work. They're all weird like that. So you could imagine when someone tells them to reinvent the wheel and do meme squats standing on top of a dumb bell because it works your front quad a little more they will try it.

>>77342259
le wrasslin man

DC's not gonna fail losing the remaining weight, is he?

T-tell me the fight is gonna happen bros.

>>77342926
It's got a ph of 5. The worst part is it only started messing with me this pat year. I'm 22. I read somewhere the composition and sensitivty of your stomach can drastically change after 20. I've drank 4 cups of coffee a day for like 5 years now. JUST

>>77342951
even if he does the fight will go on, dont worry

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how many bongs til the early weigh-in?

>>77342952
I had a couple stomach ulcers when I was in my early 20's and didn't know about it for a while. you think you might have one?

>>77342926
>warming it up on a stove?

No, that's how Turkish coffee is made. It's what's drank all through the Balkan region.

>put a pot of water to boil
>remove from stove and add ground coffee when it starts boiling
>stir and add some cold water
>put back on the stove until it bubbles/foams up

It's much stronger than what yanks drink.

>>77342970
I'm actually going to my GI doc soon but I only experience stomach discomfort with coffee. I don't feel any pain tho so i don't think so.

>>77342977
well son of a bitch

maybe tomorrow I'll try grinding up some fresh beans and boiling it on the stove then lol

what's the safest way of watching UFC the morning after?

i.e. no spoilers what so ever

>>77342991
strange my dude. mine did hurt so maybe it isn't. weird that it's only coffee though, not even more acidic shit like orange juice?

>>77343015
>dont go on heem
>be 100% safe
???

>>77343026
nah man even if you type anything related to ufc into google the news comes up right at the top

nowhere is safe

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Where will the UFC be in 10 years?

>>77343015
>wants to avoid the inevitable snape kills dumbledore situation

good luck

>>77343038
Don't do that then.

>>77343053
what do you suggest then?

buy ppv = get it spoiled on ufc site
watch replay on tv = get it spoiled by sports channel
find a download online = get it spoiled by comments on download

>>77343040
depends on if Conor beats Floyd.
reminder MMA dies with Conor.

>>77343071
MMA versus has relatively spoiler free site

>>77343071
you dont have to click on the torrent thread to download a torrent from anysite derp boy

>>77343015
Easy, don't go to any type of social media 4chan included since you can get spoiled by /tv/, /b/, /asp/ and /sp/, no youtube if you're subscribed to mma channels or watch mma videos. also no reading the comments of the torrents and that's pretty much it

>>77343040
man sam harris cracks me up.

>>77343040

WME have recklessly financed an industry that is supported by a dying revenue model in PPV


There will be a reckoning in the next 5 years or so

>>77343071
how can you watch a replay of a PPV on TV?

if you PVR the PPV itself, there won't be any sports channel that you have to watch. what da fook my guy

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>>77340627
Horiguchi
Aliakbari
Gagloeva
KING REINA
Nasukawa

>>77343078
>>77343079
alright i'll try that but i usually have to read the comments because of the number of times i've downloaded ufc fights only to end up with video game footage and other bullshit. like how do people keep seeding this crap.

>>77343071
going to sleep

I was at a bar watching a football game when Ronda was heemed and they broke from the game to fucking show a screen that said "Ronda Rousey KO'd by Holly Holm" with no pictures or video.

Fuck.

>>77342623
>>77342627

no

>>77343087
you save the programming on your tv box man do they not have this technology in canada?

>>77343123
whats your email, i'll just send you the link

>>77343094
I clicked 4chan due to habit and got spoiled by the front page pictures

I never got to expiereince the full unspoiled glory of that moment

>>77343096
>yair-fwonkie all over again

oh for sure lamas is washed up

>>77343015

main cards are usually up by about 11am, so i download it as soon as possible, stay off all websites that could spoil it for me (normiebook, 4chan, etc)

>>77343084
How can they realistically change their business model?

>>77343123
did you read the second line of my post or only the first one

>>77343134
if you trick me and send me a spoiler i will not not be happy

[email protected]

>>77343157
They can easily get a TV deal and just show their PPV on Cable TV if they wanted

>>77343153

Knight is way more well rounded than le no ground game kicky man

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>>77343196
The fuck does that have to do with anything? Lamas is far better on the ground and this will end up there 100%.

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When are the commission weigh ins?

>>77343193
So something like a permanent move to fox? Is that a 4 billion dollar deal?