/mlb/ general - BASE HITS AND CHILL edition

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More like, shit title edition. Should have had this as the OP.

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asstros

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MARINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>77339988
We were in a rush, some faggot's been fucking up all the OP's

Sam Dyson in Texas: 16.2 IP, 10.80 ERA, 9.16 FIP, 4 BS, 0 SV

Sam Dyson in San Francisco: 19.1 IP, 2.33 ERA, 3.21 FIP, 0 BS, 6 SV


>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags.......... >rags .... >rags ........... >rags .............................. >rags
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>……>rags....>rags >rags.................. >rags ......... >rags ..... >rags ................... >rags ............... >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags........ >rags ......... >rags ....... >rags ................. >rags .................... >rags
>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags

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Where's he going /mlb/?

>>77340034
That same barber shop as the meme dentist

Yankees need to not trade anyone for Grey, ignore Grey, he's a pile of shit.

Verlander or Darvish, anyone else wouldn't be worth it, even Verlander is pushing it

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Mets mariners!

>>77340055
>look Mom I posted it again!!

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>>77339991
REEEEEEEE
YOU CANT FUCKING STEAL DECAT
U FUCKING MEME THIEF

THIS SHIT IS FUCKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THAT FUCKING CAT IS LITERALLY ONLY FOR KC, OC DO NOT STEAL

FUCKING FAGGOT ASS FUCK

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH AND KNOW YOUR PLACE BITCH

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>>77340048
*blocks your path*

in before lifelong cusb-pissboi-rookies fans shitpost another general to death

>>77340067
Nice graph

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How do we stop the Dodgers bros

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tfw the Dodgers have the day off and can't get another win...

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Baseball season's underway
Well, you'd better get ready for a horrible day
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

They're singing
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

They're singing
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

They got no power
They got no speed
And are the worst in the American League

Well, this is the year
Where all the prospects dies
In the stadium where
the downward arrow flies

(We're crying, now)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

Baseball time is here again
You can suffer through it all on UPN
So put on brown bag and throw your up hands
Chicago White Sox have no fans

(Here I'm singing, now)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

(Don’t get shot now!)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

(Can’t even win)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today

Hey hey
Gonna kiss a man today
Kiss his dick the chicago way

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>meme stealing
disappointment

fangraphs' pitching WAR is total ass

>>77340289
Ppl worked really hard on that, who are u to judge

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>>77340246
They're singing
Blow, mo, Blow!
Blow, mo, Blow!
Hey, Chicago what do you say?
I'm gonna kiss some guys today

If the Dodgers signed Darvish, he'd be like the 4th or 5th starter.

Lmao.

>>77340303
he's a 4th or 5th starter anywhere

>>77340310
Brandon McCarthy is a better pitcher?

>>77340299
>tfw I was there for that thread
It was art

>>77340313
literally who

>>77340299
There is nothing fucking wrong with kissing boys you faggot. Jesus. It's like you assholes don't think Addy Russ-Russ has the cutest ass of any player right now and wouldn't suck Krizz Bry-Bry's dick if it were in front of you. Don't lie!

>>77340329
I thought you were an Astros fan now.

bajp is done forever. not only is he banned and can't post, but the cubs beat the cards and the sox in back to back series.

>>77340329
lmao, keep being obsessed with trying to be me. I own all your asses.

>>77340313
McCarthy is better in (current year).

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Dodgers win!

>>77340348
bajp came back a few days ago anon, he was shitposting in the game threads

James Shields should kill himself

>rags
>muh batting circle

>>77340361
>being this obsessed with male ass

Would you kiss Zack Hample for a free baseball?

>>77340650
Does Hample even have a favorite team? A childhood one?
Real question.

>>77340685
He's jsut a humble fan of all teams in baseball, like the Marlins man

lel brewers

>>77340711
are you an AWL

>>77340685
Mets I think. Maybe Yankees but he's from New York

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1stros
kek lel is back today

Start talking about Zack Hample and you summoned a faggot to wreck the thread
Way to go assholes

>>77340789
Interesting question to followup:

How many kids has Hample burgled, before he became a famous squirrely faggot?
You KNOW he has.

>>77340870
Every single ball after the first one should have gone to a kid, so thousands of em

>>77340062
ebin

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cubs will win da world series again chekkkem

yu darvish will be traded to mariners and they will win the world series, digits confirms

http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-cubs/willson-contreras-reunion-fan-down-syndrome-will-hit-you-right-feels
>When a meme is this mainstream and newfags still use them on 4chan.
I want these redditors who post wojack to leave.

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Bros.....

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We can't stop the Dodgers bros

>>>77341213
Back to your containment website of reddit with your old and busted memes.

>>77341237
michael wacha 2013 nlcs
matt adams 2014 nlds
daniel murphy 2015 nlds
jon lester 2016 nlcs

>>77341237

lol the dodgers calendar only has nine months on it

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The Dodgers are laughing at us bros

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How do we stop the Dodgers bros

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>>77341296

oh, don't worry about that. they'll take care of it themselves

>>77340063
It's understandable from the Yankees standpoint. They don't want to part with Torres, and they have already promoted Frazier. BRuth was traded. They just need pitching.

Verlander to the Dodgers makes no sense. He seems like the least impactful of the 3 starters and they would be stuck with him for more than this season. Dodgers already have pitching depth and their pitching staff apart from Kershaw has been great. They need an impactful starter for this season alone because this is the year Dodgers feel like its their best chance to win.

>>77340026
some loser even failed to link his new thread in the old one a couple threads back

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>>77340319
>mfw I'm in there

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For me it's the Cleveland WWWWWWWindians

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Prepare your anus Boors, we're going to finish what the NEETs started.

>>77340299
>>77340319
>>77341945
I am 74970433. I'm also the one that got him to admit to making out with dudes. That was a wonderful thread.

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BECAUSE

ITS

THE

CUP

>>77342166
You can paint 1000 pictures and not be an artist, but if you suck one cock and you'll always be a cocksucker.

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...

I think the dodgers are going to keep playing st this absurd pace until the playoffs, when they will drop off and fail before the NLCS

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Where's madman Hahn sending him off too?

>>77342985
If they play the Nationals they'll get to the NLCS then choke. If they play any other team they won't make it past the NLDS.

>>77343362
How many entries will Kersh have his postseason?

mo'Lester did nothing wrong lmao.

>>77343543
t. Molester

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>>77342017
This desu

someone take cozart pls

he'll help you in october, i promise

>judge now has a chipped tooth in addition to otherwise being a goofy giant

How many times has Vasgersian sucked off the entire Cubs roster and staff?

New theory: Vasgersian is kiss'Lester

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/a/stros!

So Windians are guaranteed the next 3, I believe they'll sweep Boston in 3 games (again) and then sweep the Northeastern Judges in 4. 17 Ws here we come

>>77343787

and living in nyc, he'll drag more 10s in one week than us normies will ever even sniff

>>77344108
my ex was a 10 though

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>>77344126

nice

>David Price will be placed on disabled list due to an elbow issue, source confirms. @MLB @MLBNetwork
>David Price will be placed on disabled list due to an elbow issue, source confirms. @MLB @MLBNetwork
>David Price will be placed on disabled list due to an elbow issue, source confirms. @MLB @MLBNetwork

>David Price has a sore arm and a sore asshole

>>77344300
When would his next start have been?

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>>77344300

>>77344126
>my ex
Maybe she's your ex now because you're an ugly motherfucker. You can only date down for so long.

>>77344356
Tonight

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>>77344374

> tfw my last two relationships were polar opposite examples of this paragidm

>>77344300
>5 ACES

>>77344427
A Cincinnati 10 is like a 5 on the unadjusted scale. I don't even want to know what a Cincinnati 1 looks like.

>>77344452

the good one wasn't from cincinnati, but you're not wrong. the real trouble is in NKY

>>77344300
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How long until the tigers are good again?

>>77344394
I think he's afraid of the AL Central. This start against KC and his next against the streaking Windians

>>77344611
A decade at best

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Going to be going to the game Saturday. Seeing how we're now 1-11 since the all star break I imagine that being one of the only 100 fans in the park, I'll immediately get scout seats for the whole game. At least I'll get to see Moncada up close.

Give me ideas of what sign I should make and hold up the entire time? inb4 BIG RED DOWN ARROW

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Thanks for Cishek Ms.

It's been a good month.

>>77344668

> i sure wish i was in chicago right now

>>77344668
big red up arrow

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>>77344668

>>77344374
actually i'm a beautiful loser but you're right essentially

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>>77344300

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Discuss.

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>>77344300
Miss us, David? You need more popcorn for that DL stint? Still saving those playoff wins, right?

>>77344882

fuck both of them

>>77344882
social media wars

the clubhouse should be interesting

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>mfw the Jays go undefeated in August while the Red Sacks go into freefall

Oh man that would be so sweet

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>>77344938
>mfw we trade for stanton 2 minutes before the deadline and win the division

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>>77344300

>>77344938
How can they go into freefall with Sale?

Did Tiki kill himself? He hasn't posted ever since the Rangers died.

>>77344882
1. Matheny spoke out of turn
2. Yadi has the same thin skin as Bengie

>>77344971
Turns out the Red Sox are the same as the White Sox, only different colors. Someone should have informed Sale about this.

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>mfw Sale starts cutting up jerseys in a fit of arts and crafts as the rest of the rotation implodes

>>77345012
>a first place team well over .500 is the same as the dead last place team in the AL 20 that is games under .500

A

>>77345033
RED

>>77345041
FUCKING LEAF

>>77345041
SACK

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Red Sox are going to choke in the postseason(if they even make it) and there is nothing stinky smelly amerisharts can do about it :)

>>77345044
>>77345041

leaf btfo

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as many as 75 percent of MLB players are cocaine users. At least one player has seen his career decline amid longstanding concern from his team about his use of the drug.

cocaine is a powerful frug

explain yourselves

>>77345106

coke rules. there, explained

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>>77344444
>5 aces
>quints
What did he mean by this?

>>77344300

get the fuck outta here !

>>77345106
And it killed Tommy Hanson.

How is Scherzer higher in bWAR than Sale but so far behind him in fWAR??

To the neutral observer it seems pretty clear that Sale has been more dominant this year

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>>77340034
Mets, after this season. When Harvey and Matz recover and pitch amazingly again, They will form the greatest pitching rotation of all time and dominate baseball for years to come.

>>77345493
br effectively uses runs allowed but park adjusted, fangraphs uses FIP

Scherzer has been better at run prevention, but Sale has had a much better FIP. Sale is undoubtedly a more talented pitcher, but which has added more value depends on which factors you value more.

To add another stat to the mix, according to baseball prospectus they have both been effectively equal, Sale with a 1.94 DRA and 6.0 WARP and Scherzer with a 1.98 DRA and 5.8 WARP. They're both the best pitchers in their leagues by far according to that metric as well.

>>77344611
2-3 years, especially if they pawn off Verlander

>>77343771
Cozart has been vastly overperforming and will regress heavily the rest of the season. Although I'm sure someone will want a defensively skilled SS

>>77345533
I feel like i have heard this before

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Guerrero Jr and Bo Bichette MVP 2020-21-22-23

>>77345106
that explains alot. coke and other stimulants really do increase performance

>>77345716
It will really happen. Harvey's command was off since he came off of two surgeries, but pitching this season with weak stuff and butterfingers has made him a smarter and more resilient pitcher. Next season when his command recovers he will be a truly fearsome force. Matz is just in a slump right now, his stuff doesn't even look weak, he's just being too predictable. He will recover before the end of the season and return to the ace pitching level that he has been at before.

Darvish will just be replacing Wheeler, who was the weakest member of our rotation anyway. But pitching depth of Wheeler, Gsellman, Lugo, and Flexen will be amazing to have as well, we can probably move some of those guys to the bullpen, namely Flexen.

>>77345701

he's gone through his regression dip already, he's back on the upswing

>>77345106
I doubt that, especially when you can very easily get adderall prescribed and that's much better for performance.

YOU WANT MVPEARCE????

GIBE

PROSPECTS

>>77344611
decade

When you get those shit prospects for JD Martinez you know your GM is a dumbass.

Hey /mlb/, the Dodgers are winning the World Eries this year. Book it.

>>77345904
mvpearce is a key part of the ws run tho

>>77346162
Stop samefagging

>>77346195
All Canadians are the same people. You're a fucking newfag if you didn't know this. Cunt.

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oh hey maybe the indians will finally start losi-

oh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vycm7buYEjA
>For the the Rays, the shift...hits the fan
Why is mlb so terrible about making puns?

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>Traded Cishek to get Erasmo back

this is my favorite move of the season so far.

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>>77346344
*ends your win streak*

>>77346344
Then >we go play in Boston. 13 W going back home to play the Bankees

>>77346445
beat them both up good so my jays can complete the miracle comeback

>>77346540
>my jays
Stopped reading there

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>>77345106
flashback to the '70s/80s
will we see an amphetamine renaissance too?

also coke is huge in the NHL

>>77346592
yeah he's wrong, they're MY jays

>>77346609
>>77346540
windsor get out

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>>77345106
>as many as 75 percent of MLB players are cocaine users.

>>77346676
Yeah, it's bullshit. I've never used cocaine, and neither do any of the people I hang out with

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>>77345533
>blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

poor Kershaw's a choke addict

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>>77345787
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>>77346700
Trevor Bauer?

>>77346806
I won't reveal my name because I don't want it to be revealed that I go on this shitty fucking website with a shitty fucking userbase.

>>77346822
Mike Trout?

>>77346822
>22
fuck you too Clayton

>>77346822
You suck. Your team sucks. You'll never win a ring and your agent is stealing from you.

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I laugh at any dingus that would rather have Sonny Gray than Yu Darvish.

Darvish plays in a dingers ballpark and has been pitching to contact more this year to go further in games, but he still has a filthy fucking arsenal that he can bust out whenever he wants if he isn't worried about pitch count. He is a legit ace.

Gray is a MORP at best.

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Pick 1.

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>>77346798
yes?

>>77346916
you act as if jew York has the first wc locked up

>>77347022
yeah they have the division locked up instead

>>77346916
Look at the Royals on this chart.

They're fucking amazing.
Season after season they go to the lowest fucking odds to having the best advantage.

>>77346822
At least give us some sign that you're actually in the league.

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>>77344300
Remember that time the Red Sox thought paying Lester 190 million was to much and let him go to the Cubs. But paying 210 million to David Price was just fine?

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>>77346822
Saladino we know it's you

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>>77347076
>mfw fancucks

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>>77346806
Maybe he should have

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>>77347175

I'll never forgive the Indians, Dodgers, and Giants.

>>77347137
dat mustache
dat weebness

it has to be him

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>>77347222
>forgetting his tattoo

Funny that both /mlb/ and /nfl/ are currently having conversations about players who are weebs.

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>>77347222
>>77347233
digits confirm

Hi Saladman!!!

>>77347264

yeah, but at least they've had a few confirmed. it would thrill my spergo sensibilities to know a player at a ballgame i'm attending would be shitposting along with us

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>>77347264

more of a /co/ guy myself but goddamn their script for SB LI as an anime was hilarious

>>77347390
This strip could be construed as extremely racist.

There's no way that the Nats/Rox game doesn't get postponed tonight.

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>>77347435

Sanu is the racist. You should have heard him making fun of Brady trying to run. Making fun of white people trying to run is a hurtful and negative stereotype bro. Totally NOT cool.

>>77347516

don't you talk about my boy mo that way. really wish we had kept that dude around

>>77340347
>There is nothing wrong with kissing boys you faggot
Kek

Who is the Angels gonna get? Plus get Dee Gordon.

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>>77346406

>>77347646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQsHVnEFVZA

Is Aaron Judge on the DL with that chipped tooth?

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>The White Sox had a hole put in the bottom of the crosstown cup two years ago so that their players couldn't drink beer out of it

How can one franchise be soo shit?

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>>77347894
>hating on drinking beer from cups
What kind of Chicago fan are you?

>>77347894
>White Sox
>Shit
What’s new?

>>77347914
MY CUP RUNETH OVER
LIKE BLOOD FROM A STONE

>>77347859
Shitpost
>>77347859
Here
>>77347859

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>>77344668
Go Zeon, or go home.

>>77347977
Shoo

Go away

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>>77347894
They also broke off the bottom part of the cup and didn't give it to the Cubs.

This is how it should look. This is what it looks like now. >>77340220
How petty can an organization be?

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>>77348126

>>77348126
Give me a quick rundown on this please

>>77348231
>Best guess for this image: Gravity
OUR SOULS CONTINUE TO BE WEIGHED DOWN!

Saving all my wins for the NPB

>>77345106
Not sure of how big of a problem it actually is, but I've only personally seen 2 players do it in the clubhouse before a game.

>>77348432
Was it Sale and Eaton?

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Nats

>>77348440
No. Think NL Central.... BP time :)

>>77348537

datdude? wouldn't shock me, he had a reputation when he was playing here

Which game should I watch tonight?

>>77348635
sǝǝʞuɐY @ sʎɐɹ

>>77348651
>Y

>Reporter: Who is your biggest competition on the other team
>Aaron Judge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tlxSNu0lQM

>>77348690
Kershaw wow. Well good to see pne of the best players in the game acknowlegde the best player.

>>77339980
COL @ WSH rained out; will be made up Sunday as part of a double header.

>MIA: Martin Prado weighing season-ending surgery
Good news for the Nats if he does. Doesn't matter who he plays for; they can't get him out.

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>Leave David Price to me

>>77348281
Do you love freedom? Support Zeon.

>>77348635
Cubs vs Brewers
Top two teams in the division only 1.5 games apart. The winner of the series gets to be division head.

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>>77349179
>gets to be division head
>division head

>>77349179
>winner of the series gets to be division head
No, Brewers have to sweep to get the lead. If they only take 2 out of 3 the Cubs will be half ahead of them still.

is... is anyone else watching >de beisbol berds take on the Angels?

My poor friend needs a stream for the Royals and Red Sox game, can anyone help?

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>>77349270
i am

wew Happ

>>77349282
google.com

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which game is best to watch?

also how the fuck is angel hernandez behind the plate after yesterdays debacle

>>77349201
Stop ruining everything with your stupid facts.

>>77349307
i have that hat it's a good one :3

Is Brett Gardner elite?

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>>77342017
>>77343634

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>>77349382
>>77349382
>>77349382

Angels @ Jays gamethread

>>77349323
I thought you were a Yankee fan?

Cubs vs Boors
>>77349604
>>77349604
>>77349604

I know some of you cheese fuckers are alive.

>>77349687
>>77349687
Comedy Central Slaughterhouse

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Keuchel not looking good so far

Where's the /a/stros game thread

>>77347977
>/nfl/ actually let mauer finish an nflball template for them instead of shutting him up and telling him to get lost like i did
beta-ass pussy nigras

>keuchel back
>no game thread
where are all the astros lifelongers at?

>>77349744
The Yankees game started an hour ago and that thread only has 50 posts. Good luck.

I wish Matt Kemp wasn’t a giant sack of shit

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Lets go TEX

>>77349700
>>77349744
it's against the tigers so it doesn't matter

can someone explain how topps having the exclusive license for mlb cards isn't a monopoly?

>>77349947
I think they only have licensing rights to show the team logos.

>>77349947

i believe the legal term is "because nobody gives a shit"

>>77349960
>nobody gives a shit
don't tell that to upper deck

>Tanaka has a perfect game going

what parallel universe am I in?

>>77349988
>He's facing the Rays
It's pretty much a given now.

>>77349985
i already did, in a certified letter sent by registered mail

trips and tanaka blows it in 9th, dubs and he gets the perfect game

damn, 9 Ks already?

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>Beltre still not in the circle

>>77350007
Do you watch this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4Q1GIpKhs

>>77350063
kek what the fuck

>>77350063
>That box of cardboard cost $89.99

>>77350063

thank you for posting that, i actually feel much better about myself by comparison

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Is Zack Hample a first ballot hall of famer?

>>77350150

one of my favorite things about my LA trip was talking with some drunk bros on the shuttle who also wanted to beat the shit out of him

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>>77350063
>>77350088
>>77350104
>>77350136
This is fucking absurd. Look at the prices of some of these products.

>a lefty goes to pitch
>throws to first
How is this not a balk?

>>77349324
affirmative action, hoping he'll drop his lawsuit

>>77350167
He charges little kids $500 to watch a baseball game with him.

>>77350174

suddenly i don't feel so bad for losing money gambling

>>77350193
does he force them to do it?
why the fuck does it matter what he chooses to charge?

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>>77350150
>>77350167
>>77350193
>>77350212

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>>77350212

> actually defending this miserable scumfuck

>>77350212
Hello Zack

>the Indians catchers are throwing out almost half of attempting stealers
Who can stop the Yanimal and Robo?

TANAKA ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Asian pitchers

Robbie Ray is kill

>>77349755
I wish Nick Markakis wasn’t even worse

>>77350063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_gbiEAcVf8

>2017
>not collecting limited edition celebrity trading cards

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>>77350459
Actually......

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a few of the best eyes in baseball so far in 2017

this is based on league indices. did not expect to see cozart or mccutchen up there

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>7-run inning

What steroid stack do you think Judge is on?

>>77350459

jesus god

>>77350511
Horse semen

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>Happ goes 6 innings even after a bases loaded walk 42-pitch 2nd inning, taking only 6 pitches to retire his last inning
>even looks at his dugout to try and spark some offense
>gogo flyout
>autista groundout
>russmart single
>donaldshit K looking

>rangers reportedly want buelher or verdugo plus tip for rental Yu
They're fucking crazy
Gray or verlander

Verlander is cheap prospect wise and gray a little more hefty but more control and possibly more potential still left

>>77350459
i have seen some incredibly sad things in my twenty-two years of browsing the internet. this...this may take the cake

>>77350543
I'd rather have Verlander. Since he's due a lot of money, might be able to get him for not that much. Plus, this team needs another SP with postseason experience.

>>77350598
Kershaw?

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>>77350607
na bruh I know who he means

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>not wanting based Marco in your postseason rotation

he always brings his best in october so gibe prospects

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>that steal

>tillman

>durr mody

Are homers down the Fenway left field line legitimate?

>>77350786
Fuck, right field

>>77350786
That park needs torn the fuck down.

can the whorioles make these innings any shorter lmao

Does anyone care that Robbie Ray nearly just died on live tv

>>77350233
>>77350218
>>77350217
if people are actually willing to pay $500, then why should he charge less just because a kid is part of the group?

>>77350832
who?

>>77350832
is lazytown ok?

>>77350837
tell us more about supply-side economics, zack. advocate for your libertarian sensibilities, we're all delighted to hear

>>77350832
I do, probably just lost 5 dollars because of that injury

>>77350854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

>>77350786
No home run at Fenway is legitimate. Giant meme wall 300 feet out with 3 foot wall everywhere else, fucking stupid. Tear down that piece of shit.

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Anyone have a player they want injured?

I am currently cursed in fantasy, I have had constant injuries on my teams, Robbie Ray being the newest member

Other members include:

Alex Meyer
Cameron Maybin
Mike Trout
Bryce Harper
Dexter Fowler
Adam Wainwright
Yasmany Tomas
Clayton Kershaw
Brandon McCarthy
Jerrod Dyson
Justin Bour
Brad Ziegler
Niel Walker
Chris Heisey
Stephen Strasburg
Austin Hedges
Daniel Nava
Zack Cozart
Miguel Sano
Starlin Castro

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Sure would be a bad thing if someone was to catch up to, and maybe pass, Aaron Judge in home runs(legitimate or otherwise).

>>77350880
My list is probably just as long. Everyone's players get injured.

>>77350880
Dude delete your account before you get someone killed

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/a/stros!

>>77350905
Just report it to the police yourself and tell them it was a joke. That's never backfired for anyone before.

>>77350898
That's just the prominent ones I can remember + the current injuries

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>>77350930

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Now what was meant by this?

Holland deserves this shellacking for being a whiny bitch