CLE:Trevor Bauer goes eight strong versus Halos
WAS:Harper homers twice as Nats pound Brewers
TOR:Royals making progress on trade for Liriano
CIN:Cozart (quad) remains sidelined on Thursday
MIA:Marlins 'now open to trading' SP Dan Straily
STL:Luke Weaver called up to start on Thursday
MIN:Twins 'fielding calls' on Santana and Garcia
DET:Astros 'most focused team' on Justin Wilson
OAK:OAK seemingly considering change at closer
PIT:Bucs promoting OF prospect Jordan Luplow
TB:Rays net lefty Dan Jennings from White Sox
WAS:Nationals place Strasburg (elbow) on the DL
Last inning: >>77325772
fuck the dodgers
How do we stop him?
>>77333903
Wait for October
jays will trade for stanton and win the eries
go yankees
>>77333875
Hawks gonna be gone soon anyways
>EE hits a walk-off grandslam for the Indians
>two days later, Steve Pearce days the same
Really makes you think
>>77333723
It's funny, because 2008 was a bit of an off-year for him. His .ISO was down, his BABIP was down, His triple slash was down, as well as his wOBA and wRC+. He hit more ground balls, and less fly balls, He pulled the ball less, and he made less hard contact that year. Even his fWAR and bWAR were down compared to the 3 years prior and two years after.
I'm not making the argument that he was some super adonis that could do no wrong, because clearly he had flaws as a player. He was borderline abhorrent as a fielder, he wasn't good on the basepaths, and as you said, he was a strikeout machine. But he was a good hitter, and an elite slugger during that stretch, being one of the biggest pieces on the best teams in the team's history. He was the best slugger on an offense built around slugging.
Nolan Arenado is a bad baseball player
>>77333998
t. Salty Doyers fan
>>77333972
THE STEVE PEARCE
>>77334005
But the Dodgers are guaranteed to get him because Arenado was a Dodgers fan and that means he'll sign at the league minimum
fuck the dodgers
>>77334005
Wrong, I am mets fan.
>>77334018
>mest
>>77334029
Please do not call the mets "mest," that is an offensive term
>>77333879
Martin might have let a few things slip in convo with the ump through at bats. That would accumulate, then punctuate with anything he said reacting to Stroman getting tossed. I don't recognize the ump, so it might just be a shitter from AAA on a power trip.
>>77334018
is this the coveted triple reverse false-flag
Sam Dyson in Texas: 16.2 IP, 10.80 ERA, 9.16 FIP, 4 BS, 0 SV
Sam Dyson in San Francisco: 19.1 IP, 2.33 ERA, 3.21 FIP, 0 BS, 6 SV
What did the >rags mean by this?
>>77333874
more like Won't Clark
/a/stros!
fuck the doyers
>>77334047
A triple falseflag is when a mets fan makes a post pretending to be DG. Thus one here: .>>75327556
.. ..But in that false DG post, the poster makes it seem as if DG is pretending to be a giants fan at an attempt to deflect from the humiliation being endured to somehow make this about DG. A trip which I have not used for 9 months.
It was explained here by me. >>75327901
It's fucking cerebral.
>>77334015
how assblasted can one virgin be? lmfao
>>77334050
After last night I think >Rags is a real force, and that's what got Dyson early this season.
fuck the dodgers
>>77334045
will little, some scrub that came up to the bigs in feb 2015 apparently
his only career highlight is being the first base ump when pooholes hit his 600th homer
he tossed gibby for barely anything either but I do suppose it's your right as an ump to remove retarded managers that are harassing you. when you watch the clip of stroman with no sound though, by body language it just looks like he gets tossed out of the blue while setting up for another pitch, and then martin gets tossed for expressing confusion
>>77334066
don't
Trade when?
How does it make yankees' fans feel to know that their team is the most hated franchise in all of sports?
>>77334050
how many playoff games do you think Dyson will close for the giants in 2017?
>>77334131
/a/stros!
>>77334134
What even is that first pitch, how did he do that
Nats
>>77334166
Google "Magnus effect"
>>77334145
The same amount he would have on the rags
>>77334134
hopefully by the time this series starts so we can watch the debacle that happens when Kate shows up in slightly different shades of navy blue and orange and >we are suddenly 2 Justins richer
tfw the Dodgers have the day off and can't get another win...
>>77334134
>still losing 2-1 to the indians
lel
>>77334185
you may as well have not replied at all, swallow the L like you swallow cock, quietly and away from the public. Post again in 7-10 years when the SanFUCKcisco Giants make the playoffs again
>>77334196
>Tied 3-3
>Astros takes the lead
>Ken Giles walks the bases loaded
>Sources: Justin Wilson to #Astros
>Strikes out the side
>>77334196
you're gonna take upton too?
>mfw the Dodgers losing Kershaw just meant the team went from 115 wins to 125 wins, just like that
>>77334257
>15-15 in the 12th inning
>Beltran and Aoki due up
>Verlander and Wilson b2b PH doubles
what a day it will be
>>77334271
the only upton we'll be taking is the one with b*g br**sts
Cubs back to #1 in the NL central.
feelsgoodman.jpg
are the Dodgers the greatest regular season team ever assembled???????
only reply if your team has 70 wins, dont even look at this post if your team has 60 wins. just walk away from the screen
>>77334318
This calls for a celebration!!
Meet me in Boystown. DRINKS ON ME!!!!
bros....
>>77334242
imagine being this mad at an irrelevant team
>>77334334
>are the Dodgers the greatest regular season team ever assembled???????
They're certainly not the greatest postseason team ever assembled
we can't stop the Dodgers bros
>>77334348
Do you think they could go 162-0? I mean the Yankees won like 120 games that one season. I just dont think we've seen a team that dominate yet like the Pats or the GS Warriors that could actually go undefeated in the regular season.
amigos.................no se puede
>>77334378
>Dodgers go 162-0
>get swept in the first round
>>77334378
>I mean the Yankees won like 120 games that one season
No they didn't
What was Andy Pettitte's ERA going into last night, Mike?
>the dodgers will implode and lose anyday now
Do any of you lads play DraftKings?
>kershaw is going to win a ring this year and /mlb/ can no longer deny his greatness
>yu darvish will show off his ring to otani and bring him to the dodgers
>verlander will win a ring finally
>gray will take his ring to Tennessee and pawn it off for Hennessy and a trruuck
Why didn't the whos front office wait until after the crosstown series to trade all their good players? Are they just trying to purposely lose?
>another one traded today even
>>77334461
>2017
>Playing ScamKings
Dude....
Why on earth are The Cubs on Darvish's no trade list? Why does he hate Da Cubs so much?
>>77334477
Persian's hate bears.
>>77334471
You just call it ScamKings because you always lose!!
>>77334461
its a scam and that is rightfully banned in some states because some engineer showed casinos how the system works and then the fiasco involving employees using said system to win thousands
>>77334477
In 2012 the Cubs were fucking terrible.
>>77334466
>let's risk our players getting injured in a meaningless series instead of trading them when we believe we can get the best offer now
You would make a wonderful gm anon
>>77334477
Darvish hates flyover states
>>77334510
This is 2017!
>>77334499
They cleaned up their act lad.
>>77334523
His no-trade list was made in 2012, when he signed.
>>77334540
Do they never get updated? I always assumed players could update no-trade lists as they pleased.
>>77334485
How can I lose if I never play?
>>77334511
But what about the cup?
Post >yfw da Cubs trade 4 Yud Arvish
>>77334571
No one cares about the cup except retarded fans
>>77334568
You have played hundreds of hours of DraftKings ya goof.
>>77334566
Since it's part of a contract, no. You can't exactly change the terms of your contract whenever you want.Still, Darvish has the ability to waive his clause for any team he wants to; the clause just prevents the Rangers from trading him to one of those teams without his say.
>>77334481
Makes sense to me.
>>77334592
Wait, what do you mean by this?
>>77334597
Ok, that makes sense.
Thanks lad.
>>77334587
This. Thank god GMs don't listen to the meatballs.
>>77334609
I mean that despite your claims to the contrary you play DraftKings ALL DAY AND NIGHT and constantly lose because your lineups SUCK DICK.
>>77334627
And when you get done making your DraftKings lineups you go stink up Fanduel!!!
Face it, you suck at daily fantasy and your lineups are always colossal stonkers.
>>77334652
>ScamKings
>ScamDuel
You guys sicken me.
>>77334665
Don't lie, you play them constantly.
Any other 'contenders' wanna get smacked around a little for a few games? Rockies? Cubs? I'm looking at you.
>>77334674
*chokes in the division series*
>>77334560
he mad
stromad
>>77334673
I don't. I'm not stupid.
>>77334704
The only stupid thing is not playing DraftKings and winning Godzilla bankrolls worth of cash.
>>77334731
Let me see how much your bitch-ass has won, and then I'll consider. I know I am probably more baseball-wise than some scrub on /mlb/
>>77334674
When was the last time the nats won a playoff series?
>that white sox bullpen depth
Hanh, the fucking madman
>>77334743
If you know so much about baseball why don't you play DraftKings?
>>77334776
Let me see your winnings.
>>77334769
It's like a puddle of piss
>>77334674
No closer, no LF, fill-ins at SS and CF, down to 3 good SPs -- how do the Nats keep winning?
>>77334789
Lad I'm at no winnings
>>77334810
SO WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR MONEY?!?!?!?!??!
>>77334804
The rest of the division is worse
>>77334816
Because it's fun ya dumb buttfucker
>>77334804
Starting rotation, strong bench and best 3-4-5-6 hitters in baseball.
>>77334833
>buttfucker
>>77334794
>>77334769
imagine if we had this the whole year
is it possible for a team to go 0-162?
>>77334839
>best 3-4-5-6 hitters in baseball
>strong bench
so why dont you have the best record in the league?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/ct-hawk-harrelson-john-lackey-20170726-story.html
How long before Hawk gets the boot?
>>77334462
>the Dodgers have deluded themselves this fucking bad
>>77334879
He's already retiring lifelong
>>77334833
Whatever. My threads are doing Ironman numbers and I don't care anymore.
do the Rays even have prospects or
>>77334879
Hawk is the worst commentator in baseball by a wide margin. I'd be thrilled to see him get fired.
>>77334905
They have 6 in the top 100
>>77334932
nice
I don't think Duda will fetch a top 100 guy though, not unless he's packaged or the Rays GM is an idiot
oh, it's a done deal now
STEVE FUCKING PEARCE
Goodbye Duda. May your throwing be better in Tampa during crucial games
>>77335011
>all they got was a future reliever
>fangraphs don't even mention him in their rays prospects article
>mlb.com says his ceiling is a future setup man.
jesus christ no one could top that?
>>77335130
He's the Rays 30th best prospect, but apparntly other teams were asing about him. Hits 98, close to MLB-ready, and the Mets have a terrible bullpen. Duda really just isn't worth that much in a walk year
have fun in tampa lucas
hit some big clutch dongs for us
>>77335130
>all they got was a future reliever
we need future relievers
we have no relief depth in our minor league system
have to start somewhere and I think Duda's value for two months is not that much
once you get outside the top ~5-10 for one team the team's prospect rankings don't mean anything, they're just numbers
105 - 115 - 125
what is the numbers or wins the dodgers will finish by game 162?
what are the chances of the rangers going on to have cubs level of not winning
it's already been 45 years and we need to blow up the team if we want to be relevant at all in the next 10 years cause lastros are so good
one strike away...
>>77334757
2012, but i had to leave for my job on a oilrig for the next 3 weeks with no tv, internet, or signal in the 7th inning of game 5. i know they didn't win the WS or anything, but they at least made the nlcs right? they were up by like 7
>>77335130
He wasn't in the Rays top prospects article because he started the season in the Tigers system. He was sent to the Rays at the end of April as the PTBNL in the Mikie Mahtook trade.
>>77335246
That said, he wasn't in the Tigers top prospects article either.
>>77334900
Holy fuck I forgot about this meme
https://youtu.be/WFQK5eF_puo
>>77335130
>get rays 10th best prospect for jennings
>>77335276
>drops to 40 and becomes a bust with the down arrows
>>77335294
Is someone upset?
>>77334674
*sends Werth*
>>77334674
>implying the Chubs won't break Harper again
Someone redpill me on all these trades. For what whoever there was when the player can be with that? Heretofore, the Mets have to that go on to join us at all?
>>77335344
yes
>>77335344
>For what whoever there was when the player can be with that? Heretofore, the Mets have to that go on to join us at all?
I find it hilarious that Dominic Smith is going to get called up first over Amed Rosario
>>77335369
They're both getting called up on August 1st.
>>77335344
>For what whoever there was when the player can be with that? Heretofore, the Mets have to that go on to join us at all?
Someone redpill me on the chicago red down arrows. Why is their logo a big red down arrow?
>For what whoever there was when the player can be with that? Heretofore, the Mets have to that go on to join us at all?
>>77335344
>That last sentence
>>77335344
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>77335344
No, I don't think so.
105 - 115 - 125
what is the numbers of wins the dodgers will finish by game 162?
MARINERS!
>>77335446
Theyre last in the AL
what more do you need to know?
>>77335502
thats just stupid as fuck
105 - 115 - 125
chose one
>>77335516
Gonna go with 97
bro's the dodgers are making fun of us again............
For me, it's the Marlins.
>>77335545
You're the only one then lmao
>>77335556
Theres nothing wrong with the marlins
FUCK THE DOYERS
>>77335556
>lying this badly
but whu
>>77335556
S-shut up
I like the Dodgers.
>>77335629
Are you falseflagging or are you actually a Dodgers fan?
FINAL: #Phillies 12, Braves 10
Lidge stayed perfect with his 24th save.
>Add the #Indians to the list of teams with interest in Justin Wilson. They've reached out to the #Tigers about the coveted lefty reliever.
>>77335645
I wonder what the 2007 NL East Standings were at this time. How big of a lead did the Mets have?
New yankees fan here, what are the essential games i should watch ?
>>77335675
Anything but 2004. It didn't happen, okay....trust me....heh heh
>>77334869
Because they're on their 3rd string CF and SS. Their LF is a 1B. Their #4 SP shit the bed, they have no closer and the bullpen is the worst in the league.
How exactly did the Brewers get good?
Hint: the answer is steroids
>>77335667
Mets had a 4 game lead
>>77335667
Took you awhile to get that second ring, didn't it? Big deal famalam.
>>77334462
>>77334885
That's some mest level delusion right there.
>>77333988
>Played every day
>Led the team to the World Series
>Had almost as many RBIs as hits
Honestly that retard can kill himself, and I'm saying this as a Mets fan
>>77335667
>The Yankees are Pedro's daddy
>Start Pedro in game 6 with the Yankees up 3-2
>The Yankees make Pedro their bitch yet again
What did the Philthies mean by this?
Clayton Kershaw comes back for game 7 of the Eries and pitches a perfect game. Who could right a better script?
>>77335690
>Brewers
>good
Lmao how is that time machine you're using, because you must be from the past
Hunter fucking Renfroe. I rest my case.
>>77335695
>Had a historic collapse after choking in the NLCS the year before
>Then collapsed again the next year
Feels good knowing the Mets haven't won a title in the lifetime of 99% of 4chan's posterbase, but the Phillies won during /sp/ 2.0's first year
>>77335715
>Starting a pitcher after a 100 game layoff in Game 7 of the World Series
Astros would shell him in 3 innings max
>>77335713
Pedro was on the Red Sox you fucking dumbass. He started game 7 of the ALCS, not game 6 of the World Series. I'm not even a fucking yaks fan and I know this. I'm fucking tired of people "lol pretending to be retarded" on here.
>>77335715
>Kershaw
>postseason
>perfect
sounds like a fantasy film
>>77335715
>right
I wouldn't want you to write anything for me.
>>77335723
A minor slump doesn't mean they're not good. Cubs aren't suddenly amazing now either, the season is 162 games and only one team from northern Milwaukee will end up on top.
>>77335713
I wasn't happy about it then.
>>77335715
Who wrote that movie where Brenden Fraser played a mexican baseball phenom?
>>77335735
How long have you been a Phillies fan?
>>77335667
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE SOX HAD A BIGGER COLLAPSE THE METS COLLAPSES ARE ERASED FUCKING DELET THIS
Sale's pitch counts will catch up to him by October. I say that as a Yankees fan too .
>>77335729
Feels good knowing the Phillies unironically passed on Nick Senzel and drafted Mickey Mouse #1 overall
>>77335747
>implying he's me
It's very incumbent on the phillies to go and to the for the sake of the for prospects because with not that for them to win in the next few years.
>>77335774
I struggle to have anything but hope for guys who still can't legally rent cars
>>77335774
>drafted Mickey Mouse #1 overall
>>77335798
You can't do that until 25, right?
>>77335819
Yeah
>>77335799
I-Its's Mickey Mantle okay!
>>77335729
>mfw the Nats took 5 out of 6 from the Mets in the last 2 weeks of the season to knock them out of 1st in the NL East
>>77335838
You're not allowed to join this conversation until you win a playoff series
>>77335789
What the fuck are you smoking? And where can I get it?
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE TAKE BACK THE CUP.
Baseball season's underway
Well, you'd better get ready for a horrible day
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
They're singing
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
They're singing
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
They got no power
They got no speed
And are the worst in the American League
Well, this is the year
Where all the prospects dies
In the stadium where
the downward arrow flies
(We're crying, now)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
Baseball time is here again
You can suffer through it all on UPN
So put on brown bag and throw your up hands
Chicago White Sox have no fans
(Here I'm singing, now)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
(Don’t get shot now!)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
(Can’t even win)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
>>77335838
*bops contenplatively*
>>77335864
Good lord
>>77335864
neither team cares about the comcast cup sperglord
>There is some sentiment in the market that Tigers SS Jose Iglesias will be moved before the deadline.
Fulmer put these fuck boys all on alert because he's untouchable hahaahah
>>77335864
This entire post really just makes me feel bad for cubs fans who have been watching the team since before 2015, having to be associated with...this
>>77335344
>>77335896
t. who fag who's about to lose the cup
>>77335896
>Not wanting to beat your crosstown rivals
You dumb as hell my man
Hahaha
/mlb/ can breathe a sigh of relief cause the dodgers don't play today.
>>77335896
You do know when the Cubs made the Worlds Eries last year, sales for Indian Apparel spiked on the south side of Chicago because they would rather see one of their arch rivals in the Central Division win over the Cubs.
That's like Cubs fans cheering for the Cardinals, it will never happen even if it's Cardinals verses Congressional Republicans lead by Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.
>>77335798
>>77335819
I rented a car the other day and I'm 22
>>77335939
>>77335942
>>77335983
Neither team cares about that shit cup
>the meatball lifelong fans on the other hand
>>77335983
>“That's always going to happen. It happens when both teams, when the Sox were in it, we were selling Angels hats and Houston hats,” co-owner Stephanie Ganal said.
http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/213658822-story
yeah
>>77335344
Nigga what? Nigga who? Nigga Huh?
Sabathia better not suck tonight, he is on my DraftKings team!
>>77336103
>>77336103
>>77336103
CUBS VS SOX
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!
GET IN HERE
>>77335344
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like
>>77336056
You're an idiot
>>77336147
Why my man?
>>77336162
>Scamkings
>>77335715
>implying there is an arcade league team out there that can beat these dodgers
Nah kershaw comes out of the bullpen to close the last 2 innings of game 4
>>77336195
I will nut soooo hard when this happens.
>>77336182
Lol, you butthurt as fuck
>>77336221
>darvish and verlander both to LA
>JV and his salary going to LA for bottom tier prospects
>both Yu and JV will be champions
>>77336293
Why would they need both of them? Don't be silly
>>77334462
Dodgers, Astros, Rays, Yankees, Brewers, Red Sox, Indians, Nationals
>>77334519
Twins and Brewers are on the Yes list so this opinion is discarded
>>77336221
Fuck you for bringing cucks to my thread
>>77336376
His no t list?
>>77335500
do the mets have a cute anime girl rep
new to /sp/ nigga just wanted to see what you all thought of duda being traded for a RELIEF PITCHING PROSPECT and shit
im a faggot but advice me
12 man keeper league h2h
pitching categories: QS, L, K, S, HLD, K/9, ERA, Whip, OBA, HR
relievers are fairly valuable.
verlander and giolito
for
greg holland
>>77335983
I can attest to this. If the Cardinals were playing the Yankees I still wouldnt cheer for them. Even tho I hate NY more.
>>77336427
Duda doesn't rly have any value. Still seems shitty tho
Who stops them?
How many fucking prospects do the Dodgers think they have?
>>77336443
October
>>77336443
October
>you lived long enough to witness /los-angeles/ win 131 games
wowzers
>>77336434
ty for posting that, where'd you find this goddamn
i like to think that at any moment duda could just go on a tear like his late 2015 rampage where he hit 8 homers in 7 games
he will probably go onto hit 500 home runs with the fucking rays, its the mets curse. i bet if they get rid of harvey he turns into a cy young winner for whatever team he goes to as well
>>77336466
NLCS will outplay the Doyers every year
>>77336466
>>77336477
Checked. They'll lose it all in October confirmed.
>>77336479
Is that a gimp cage? Wowzers indeed
>>77336492
Oh sh-t! capped
>>77336479
>>77336508
This is one of those cunts that only owns a doggo so she can show it off in public. Once she's home in the cage it goes. Since its not in its cage I can assume she has it locked outside on her balcony to annoy the neighbors.
>>77336483
It's from a calendar
He's a streaky motherfucker, but I know what you mean. Pretty annoying to see Turner and Murphy lead the batting title every year. At least if Duda does that shit it'll be in the AL
>the teams that will stop the dodgers are the psychologically defeated and weekly exposed CULOrado COCKies, the psychologically devastated NaSHITtals, and the save blowing diamonbacks
yeah okay fellas, you know best
>this is the man that will stop the dodgers
is this the face of a Cy Young?
the face of a champion?
>>77336555
>>77336574
>>77336584
Seek help my dude
this is what a champion looks like.
>>77335667
Man, that was our year and it was blown. Fuck the fish man
>>77336593
reply to this
>>77336619
Funny, he doesn't seem to have any championships
>>77336641
Now do postseason
>>77336483
Duda had almost no value
Stop complaining
>>77336619
Is that his reaction when he remembers his record in Pennant games?
>>77335715
This would never happen
>>77335715
>Who could right a better script?
Saturday Night Live
>>77334462
Otani isn't headed to MLB this season or else he'd potentially be giving up hundreds of millions of dollars.
And even if he did, I can't imagine he'd go anywhere but the Rangers who seem to be far ahead of the field as favorites to sign him if money isn't a factor.
>>77335735
Phillies had Pedro for 2009....
>>77336664
get the stick out your ass nigga
i'm trying to discuss shit on an imageboard, i'm not complaining, it's not like duda was going to get us into the playoffs with the way the mets are rn anyway
>>77335838
Win a playoff series before you can talk shit
>>77336680
>And even if he did, I can't imagine he'd go anywhere but the Rangers who seem to be far ahead of the field as favorites to sign him if money isn't a factor.
>clayton kershaw is my favorite player ever
>it would have been an honor to pitch against Kershaw in the championship round in Los Angeles if it gets to that
yeah the rangers are soooo far ahead of landing otani and otani definitely isnt coming over to the MLB until he's 25 despite him saying he doesnt give two fucks about money and just wants to play now.
>>77336427
Nobody except for some calander girl. I'd honestly call for suu as our girl though
>>77336584
>>77336574
>>77336555
dude
look at yourself
>>77336691
>>77336483
>>77336427
You type like an idiot
Stop saying nigga
>>77336769
>>77336664
sorry that one word and lowercase letters offend you
but you can honestly suck my dick for trying to start shit for 0 reason
get laid nigga lmao
>>77336790
It doesnt offend me, it makes you sound stupid
Do what you want though
this is the NL MVP at this point right???
>>77336821
i'll get my masters degree and come back to you, maybe then you'll be proud big boy
who gives a fuck
>>77336718
He says he wants to compete against Kershaw and Harper. Not be on their the same team.
>>77336856
corny ass nigga, will never win a ring
>>77336832
Bravo Nolan will get it
>>77336832
corny ass nigga, will never win a ring
>>77336868
HEY! FUCK YOU!
>>77335344
Did you have a stroke
>>77335864
is this the team that will stop the dodgers???????????????????????????????????????
>Los Doyers have a good record
>Get cocky
>Think they'll win it all
>Get BTFO in the playoffs
Why does this happen every single year? Why do they never learn?
>>77337020
But Dodger fans will tell you that this is the first year they truly believe, and post solid 7s as well
>>77337020
>>77337043
>DG
>white
>>77337039
>Countless Doyers girls posted
>Not a single one as good as Giants Win girl
>THE ASSBLASTED AND REFUTELESS STATE OF /MLB/
>>77336555
>CULO jajajajaja xD
You're a fucking disgrace to all of the Caribbean ballplayers in the MLB. NOBODY likes Mexishits, not here, not anywhere. Other Latinos disdain you. Why don't you go watch a sport you understand, something like kicking a ball into a net you savage? Kill yourself.
Bros.....
>>77337043
Christ, imagine being seated next to this guy. I'd just retreat to the standing room section.
imagine being so assblasted over 4chan banter
wowzers
>>77336718
Sorry to burst your bubble but Ohtani is really struggling right now. He has absolutely no need to jump the gun so soon.
PUT THE PROSPECTS IN THE BAG
bros...
>>77337043
Even then nu male hates that fat fuck
>>77337136
>Sorry to burst your bubble but Ohtani is really struggling right now
ohtani isnt that good, period, muh 100mph, muh homers. dude is injured all the time, hes good, but his stock is going down and will never ever be as high as darvish or tanaka when they first jumped over (ohtani also isnt as good as either of them), he'll settle for a 3M contract and take his 3AB's in the NL every 5 days and he'll like it,
>Alex Verdugo not in OKC lineup tonight and Yadier Alvarez not listed as Fri. starter for Tulsa. Both LAD prospects rumored trade pieces.
>>77337162
both going to texas papi, you're getting calhoun and some other scrub fuck.
>Dodgers have traded Alex Verdugo and Yadier Alvarez to the San Fransisco Giants for Johnny Cueto
Well lads, CC Sabathia blew out my DraftKings picks.
Better luck tomorrow I guess.
>>77337159
Who needs Ootani when you can have Andrew "0.00 ERA" Romine?
>>77337188
>Trading for CUETO CUETO CUETO for two busts
This is the worst deal ever. Can't wait for verdugo to kill the doyers in a few years even if he's a bust
>>77337215
>this post
>>77337215
>This is the worst deal ever
>Can't wait for verdugo to kill the doyers in a few years
its real you imbecile piece of shit lmfaooooooo ajakajsjakakjkajkhajhkhjkajhakhakahakjahkajhaj
>>77337188
Fuck off LARPfaggot
any mets fans in astoria wanna grab a slice of 'za?
>getting shut out by Mike Pelfrey
>this thread
Fuck kill yourself Dodgers fans
>>77337259
come get ramen with me in st.marks :)
>>77337259
Is this ironic?
>>77337291
Are you, perchance, of the female persuasion? ;)
>>77337259
>Not going to williamsburg for some Peter lugers
>>77337302
le i've only been to new york once in my life man
>>77337300
nope
i just like ramen
might go to crifs with a friend tho
>>77336641
why cant baseball players ever take half decent pictures
mest-dads
>>77337345
>>77337345
>>77337345
>>77337283
jinx
>>77337324
ah i feel ya. honestly not a big fan, would rather get a falafel on 6th or just some cheap indian food
>>77334050
Just proves the NL is worse than the AL
>>77337370
i love talking new york with people from 4chan
there's a Halal Guys restaurant near me in the upper west side, shits cash, my go-to 1am stoner-food joint
>>77337162
>Verdugo and Alvarez
I'm okay with this. Depends on for who, though.
Don't look now, but Dickerson is slowly catching up to Judge's home run tally. The Rays lead the AL in HRs overall, by a fair margin.
>>77337423
But how many of those are legitimate homeruns?
>Source: Nationals closing in on a deal with SF for Samardzija
Is Duda a good clubhouse guy?
>>77337558
Duder is a good guy, ughkay
That J.D. move was great for snek
I'd love a D-bag Windian Eries. Indians are my team and most of my family not in Ohio is in or is from Arizona
>activated off 60-day DL
>same player is designated for assignment
name a more cerebral transaction
i'll wait
>>77337471
>all those long-haired Gnats
what do they mean by this?
>Rays manage to not be shit for a little bit
>tbs starts posting again
Interesting
CAN THE INDIANS STOP WINNING WHEN WE DO
CAN THE INDIANS STOP WINNING WHEN WE DO
CAN THE INDIANS STOP WINNING WHEN WE DO
>>77337958
Never again. 107-45
>>77337958
You guys are still re building, r-right?
Also have fun getting swept by the Red Sox.
Who was that one korean dude (position player) that had like a 15 year career over there and was the GOAT but decided to test his hand over here?
Was he the same guy that went back to korea in the offseason and got busted drunk driving 50 times in 5 days and so they wouldn't let him back out of the country?
Fuck yes. gg yaks.
He hit another one
>>77338155
And thanks in part to Hosmer, the Royals have now scored 59 runs in their last seven games.
>>77338328
The royals have averaged 8.4 runs per game in the last 7 games :^ )
>carlos zambrano will be doing a cubs spanish broadcast
>ozzie guillen will be doing a white sox spanish broadcast
>>77338363
They need to go back
>>77338362
The royals will have a 10 consecutive win streak
:^)
>>77338362
Hi guys.
Have u heard.
About the royals?
>>77338386
>kershaw
>darvish/verlander
>wood
>ryu
>maeda
name a better rotation
Kauffman stadium once had a bee problem.
>>77338447
>1. D. Duffy
>2. I. Kennedy
>3. J. Hammel
>4. J. Vargas
>5. T. Cahill
>>77338463
>4+ FIP
>>77338502
>4 of the Royals starters have World Series rings
>0 Dodgers starters have a World Series ring
Hmm, makes u think
>Rasy
>the state of tampa devil rays
>>77338447
>syndergaard
>Harvey
>degrom
>matz
>wheeler
******when healthy.
>>77338585
and not babby raging after getting cucked by julian edelman
>>77337958
Hey Royals... Hey
Thats a nice win streak...
Too bad....
We have a sneaky win streak going too
>>77338567
>the shanty town of Tampa Bay
>>77338596
What did edelman do to them?
>Chapman is good again
Who knew? Guy is only good when there's no stakes
>>77338669
>No stakes
>Tie game in the top of the 10th
>>77338650
http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/02/julian-edelman-adriana-lima-met-gala/
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2708873-matt-harvey-reportedly-a-wreck-after-seeing-adriana-lima-with-julian-edelman
https://www.maxim.com/sports/matt-harvey-upset-about-adriana-lima-julian-edelman-2017-5
>>77338676
I meant no save to blow, phrased that poorly
Suffering
THE CUP IS >OURS
>>77338791
Are whos fans on suicise watch? I mean for real. They sound really depressed in the thread.
>>77338791
You mean the piss cup?
>>77338806
Yes. The cup was literally the only thing they had. And now they have nothing. I'm surprised they don't just switch to rooting for the Cubs.
>T-t-t-the cup is meaningless!
>N-n-n-n-no one on either teams care about the cup
Tell that to the Hero of Game 2, Wilson Contreras.
They're singing
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
hey we got a meaningless trophy to go along with our meaningful one
>>77338917
>#FlyTheW
I miss the old days when every day wasnt so sad.
>the shitty of tampa
What are we watching now
>>77338888
QUADS CONFIRM MEME MAGIC
>>77338980
>inside the infield home run
First of all, no samefagging. Second, it would at most be a double and two errors or something
Welp now we wait to see if Hahn can get anything for Melkman...
>>77338980
Didn't even call quads. No one cares
>>77339025
FAIRWEATHER FANS BTFO
>>77338973
>>77338973
>>77339019
>>77339019
one step closer to montreal
>Hey Mike, how is it going? You know, I've been on this anime message board talking sports for a very long time now (about 8 years). Do you think it's possible that DG has a trip for every team? Thanks, and I'll hang up and listen to your response.
>>77339025
Hope LoMo gets some MVP votes my man. Always been following the guy for some reason and I think he should get rewarded accordingly. Maybe Based Dicky will win it. #SummerOfLex meme magic on your side tho senpai
>who da hell is DG?
>the tampa bay gays can't win when their "ace" pitches
interesting
Brett Gardner is Captain Clutch and the grittiest player in baseball, prove me wrong.
pro tip: [spoiler] you cant [/spoiler]
>>77339023
what teams would actually want him?
>>77339101
A meme team
Post yfw Royals-Rays ALCS
>>77339127
>>77339127
Manfred would kill himself
That wade kid looked so fucking flustered. Bet he gets sent down to the minors immediately. Almost had a golden sombrero
>>77339127
the rays aren't even gonna make the playoffs stay playing
>>77339158
>not buying into #SummerOfLex
Figured out?
>>77339170
>>77339173
He always had a strikeout problem in the minors he'll be fine
>>77339178
BIZARRO
>>77339127
I was making a pretty long post thinking this said DS. You're just out of your mind
>>77339180
GREETINGS, CREATONS!!
GIVE US THE DESTRO BEAM OR THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE
BIZZARO!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever happened to whos fans being happy they lost catching up to the phillies and tanking and stuff?
>>77339190
WE DON'T HAVE ANY BEANS
How do we stop him, /mlb/?
>>77339213
>a whole bag
get the epi shot
>>77339190
SOMEONE GET THEM THE DAMN LASER.... OR.... DIAMOND BEAN
>>77339222
lock him in a maze where every turn either has a solid wall he will run into or papelbon
>>77339222
With your and my digits
>half of the NL playoff teams are guaranteed to choke
Boring
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, WENDY!
>>77339317
>>77339321
>Sealab 2021 had 52 episodes. Sealab 2020 only had 15
I'm worried about the whos fans. They're not anime or tank posting.
They gained half a game on the Phillies and Giants today. Whatever happened to #tankforbeer?
>>77339283
Good thing the only team that matters will not require the Heimlich maneuver.
>his team does not have 70 wins on the year
what's your excuse, /sp/ ?
>>77339368
they did have Ann Jillian
>>77339437
>only team that matters
How is the "only team that matters" not going to make the playoffs?
>>77339451
Pitchers recovering from both injury and WS and a offense that had to wake up instead of falling asleep in October
Do you guys actually think winning the World Series is bad for pitchers?
>>77339433
Oh, that's because we found their emergency bunker of Animu and raided it tonight when we took the cross town cup.
Lot of weird shit that can't be posted on a SFW board. Like this thing.
>>77337144
dubs verify
>>77339486
Oh, childe, you in trouble hahahahahahahaaa uhum..
>>77338852
HOLD THE FUCK ON.
That's not the real Crosstown Cup, the real one looks like this. FUCKING SOX PAWNED OFF A COUNTERFEIT CUP TO THE CUBS.
>>77339515
the base comes off the cup, walnut -_-
>>77339478
The longer you play the more your body gets worn out and the less time you have to rest before the next season. I don't know if I'd say bad but it can definitely be disadvantageous for the coming season
>>77339478
>>77339523
ask Curt Shilling
>>77339521
>Not giving the whole thing to Cubs.
Did you pawn it off for your heroin habit?
>>77339515
>still giving a hoot about the cup
>https://www.mlb.com/video/sanchezs-game-tying-single/c-1658269483
Can anyone please fill me in on what emotions the Rays' defense was trying to convey here?
Anyone else completely bored of baseball right now? I think the season should be shortened to 81 games. Who's with me?
How do we stop them bros....
>>77339575
No and I think you mean 82 like Basketball you cuck
>>77339576
Postseason will
>>77339575
No. Just no.
>>77339537
>W-w-w-w-we didn't even want it anyways...
Give us the rest of the trophy if it means nothing to you.
We can't stop them bros.....
Can he be stopped? Will he get the #1 pick at all costs?
Worst record in the league last 30 games
>>77339625
Fruit is not a hot dog topping and tomato soup is not a pizza.
how2stop doja
The Dodgers are laughing at us bros
operation: stop dodjir
>Blocks your path
>>77339625
But at what cost?
>>77339575
>3 to 4 games per week
Who was wrong?
>>77339668
Give me a quick rundown on this.
Dickerson/Longoria/Morrison/Souza/ Duda (as DH)/Ramos. Can't get much deeper than that.
How to stop this?
>>77339676
Enjoy duda. Streaky hitter but he can do extremely well hitting the ball
>>77334180
I'm watching this inning right now on MASN. Legendary inning
>>77339433
I think they actually committed suicide this time.
>>77335274
Uuhhh Story?
>>77339668
Such a petty rule to enforce, especially in an absolute blowout.
Exactly how close was Beltre? Because I've seen guys standing practically behind the batter to the point where you can see them on camera while the pitch is being delivered.
rags have the most female fanbase in baseball
>>77339614
>stuttering
You might want to get that checked out
Also
>us
>>77339706
What's the lowest ranked team? Which mlb fanbase is the biggest sausage fest?
>>77339706
I'm a girl
>>77339719
cubs
>>77339706
Who the fuck are you? I've been an RAGS season ticket holder for 15 years. Longer than you've been alive, kid. Too bad my season tickets are worth about 6 jar of pickles because the RAGS fucking blow it every year. I know your type. You're a DALLAStonian who just oh so loves baseball season, right? You go to the game, probably with your bf, snap some pictures, take some selfies, eat a hot dog, and just LOVE watching the RAGS lose. Guess what, I FUCKING DON'T. Take your fake ass back to The COPPELL bitch. I speak nothing but the truth. This team is filled with perennial failures, GOOKS, white trash with disgusting beards, and worst of all, TGI FRIDAYS WAITERS and CRACKHEADS who held LE RAGS OWNERMAN at knifepoint and demanded jerseys and are now hoodwinking an entire city.
>>77339659
dat N64 hairline
>>77335274
I really wanna know the context behind this.
I heard him mention Soulseek, I didn't think many people took the message board part of that so seriously let alone browse it lmao.
Hmmm
>>77339735
Weird. You'd think with that studs Bryant on the team, there would be more female followers
>>77339706
>ywn have a rags gf to tease when her team chokes
Why even live?
>>77339781
>no KW
Disregarded
>>77339781
How obsessed with art do you have to be to make that?
>>77339803
im just memeing, boystown etc
i dont know for real
>>77339781
>mondada
what the fuck?
>>77339706
>no team is over half
And all is still right
>>77339706
>rockies making the top 10
Brehs, what is Based Theo's next meme move? Acquire Liriano and turn him into a dominant lefty reliever?
>>77339839
seems to be a rockies grill lurking here, actually
Why did the whos completely dismantle their team before the crosstown cup series? Why didn't they wait until after so that they could have a chance? The Cubs basically got gifted the cup by playing a AA team.
>>77339848
I thought she openly said at one point that she was a Rockies fan.
>>77339839
dafuq
>>77339781
>Cubs in there 6 times
DARE WE HOPE
>>77339721
U WOT M8
>>77339433
I'm a whosposter and I ain't leaving my friends.
I'm not autistic about baseball like literally all of the other fags that I post with in those threads. There's a reason I'm not a tripfag and it's because I don't want to identify with those anime /r9k/ tier betas. Pic related is amazing. I like watching baseball for individual players. This is too much of a memesport to only care about winning and losing.
>>77339886
>protesting too much
You're here, so you're autistic.
>>77339678
Wait.
>>77339871
>all these Doyers posts
Finally a Stros Bro
>>77339853
You already asked this>>77334466 and you were given the answer
How'd your team do today, anon?
>>77339935
>>77339935
>Natinals
What's the best on tomorrow, lads?
Anyone here?
>>77339961
Whatever team you're bandwagoning.
GET THIS FUCKING COCKSUCKER OUT OF OUR GODDAMN ORGANIZATION. FUCK I'M TIRED OF HIM MAKING ALL OF US LOOK LIKE CHILDREN. SENIAL SORE LOSER.
NEW in a few more shitposts
>>77339980
>>77339980
>>77339980
>>77339980
>>77339975
I hear ya, bro. I don't much care for Wells Fargo, either.
For me, it's the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
For nobody, it's the Cleveland Indians.
>>77339999
>Quads + double dubs
WHAT A WASTE
>>77340002
That is true.
NEW DAMN YOU
>>77339980
>>77339980
>>77339980
>>77339980
>>77339975
Reminder that Hawk Harrelson was once GM of the White Sox
>>77334674
>Brewers
>Contenders
>>77339935
C U P
U
P
/deadthread