Women's Euros 2017 - final Group D Games - Joint Match Thread

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first for BEST GIRL

i was gonna start a thread but you beat me to it

Portugal Sluts

12 Sousa Barros Morais
9 Marques Borges
4 García Rebelo
15 da Silva Costa
14 Jácome Silva
23 Antunes
11 Ferreira Pinto
20 Lira Pires
18 Trindade Coruche Mendes
7 Pires Neto
16 Abreu Sousa Silva


England Whores

13 Chamberlain
22 Scott
15 Bassett
16 Bright
20 Greenwood
10 Williams
6 Potter
14 Carney
19 Duggan
8 Christiansen
17 Parris

Is there a definitive best girl of the tournament yet?

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Scotland Haggis Munchers

1 Fay
17 Brown
4 Dieke
14 Corsie
23 Arthur
10 Crichton
11 Evans
6 Love
9 Weir
8 Cuthbert
5 Ross

Spain "Women"

13 Paños García-Villamil
3 Torrejón Moya
5 Pereira Cejudo
4 Paredes Hernández
21 Ouahabi
8 Sampedro Bustos
15 Meseguer Bellido
14 Losada Gómez
22 Caldentey Oliver
10 Hermoso Fuentes
11 Putellas Segura

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>>77331343
for me it's Sarah

>>77331355
>Arthur

YASSS

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>>77331252

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>>77331343
yes

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>tfw no scottish gf

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>>77331373

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>>77331343

for me its Switzerlands Based Vulva Calligaris

TIME FOR MY WAIFU KIRBY

>>77331762
Fuck she's not playing


I guess duggan then

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>>77331810
>those 2 are 10/10's in England

Holy shit at Englands formation. That's FM tier memeage. Is he resting players or rotating? He has no real reason to try too hard for a win, a win would mean facing France (and probably going out) and a loss would mean facing Switzerland. But I guess resting and form building is good.

England better get another clean sheet to break that record.

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I'm ready for QTS

>dat close up of Chloe

I'll never get used to seeing players that are almost the same size as the mascots

>that giant butch lesbian kid on the end for Portugal

Man why are girls from this country so fucking ugly. Allowing the vote was a mistake

fucking ugly women you have there portugal

strange looking kitchen there lmao

>Sampson says he wants to win the match
>makes 10 fucking changes
>literally fucked up England mens and Spain u21's doing this

M E N T A L. Also Jodie Taylor needs to bag more goals desu. She only has 4.

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>>77332002

lel who's saying

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Start posting qt's, i'll start:

Suzane Pires :3

why do they make them play with full sized goals
it's ludicrous

>>77331824
FranK irby is a 10 everywhere

Hi any lewds hehe

LEL

BASED DUGGAN

>women's football
I'm out

Whoops

1-0
our year la

MEME GOAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>GK
>MOORTUGAL (no bully Oldest Ally)

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>female goalkeeping

*turn on tv* see state of slag goalkeeping *turn off tv*

gg ez

>>77332164
>>77332175

Good, unpatriotic people don't belong in sport.

decent shot though tßh

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>>77332182

>>77332195
fuck you im millwall

well thats the por V eng game done.
better start drinking cos nothing gonna happen now.

>>77332002
pretty girls don't play sports here

>>77332199
how do you do that meme b

>change to the other match
>immediately miss a goal
fuck this

>>77332170
>female defending

>>77332221
>ß
>b
wew lad

>>77332221

you have to sneeze while typing it
pc picks up on this and makes the b look wobbly

>>77332002
>having standards
>whilst he posts on /sp/
>whilst he posts on 4chan

Wew laddy boy the pipes, the pipes are calling.

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where the fuck is Jodi Taylor?

>>77332170
>>77332230
>female positioning

>>77332258
having a rest

>>77332263

Names pls

>>77332263
no no yes

>>77332195
Hey at least you have a chance to win this cup, there are no dentists playing

is this what it's like for women watching men's football

>>77332221
with my keyboard.

>>77332295

ayy lmao would WOULD

>>77332302
Dentists? What you on about?

honestly i would have sex with everyone on the england team

maybe not the goalkeeper but probably

>>77332306
>wow this is boring the goalkeeper just kicks the ball all the way down the pitch every time

>>77332325
iceland dude

>>77332302
delet this

>>77332347
What about Iceland?

>>77332212
kek

>english defending

Ball was out

>conceding

Fucking hell, well done throwing away a record, England, you utter shite.

>"let's all stop to call for a free kick" I thought women were good at multitasking

Portugal are cuties! Go portugal

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are these girls part time dentists? they seem too ugly to study teeth

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>>77332286

>Moortugal can't come up with any good bants so keeps saying dentists for some reason

Baffling.

>>77332394
I think she's ugly

>A 15-year-old girl who flagged down a car for help after she was raped in Birmingham was raped again by the driver who pulled over.

>A double manhunt is now under way to find the attackers, both described as Asian men in their early 20s.

Fucking hell.

>>77332416

Source

>>77332416
what does this have to do with the women's euros?

fuck off /pol/

>>77332410
At least try to pretend you're not mad

>>77332410
>make 10 changes for no reason
>concede
>don't get the clean sheet record
>start playing like shit

Typical England.

>>77332416
Meh it's not as bad as that 8 year old who got raped 5 times in one day, including gang rapes. Funny shit.

>>77332442
Not him but The Sun.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4115013/teenage-girl-raped-twice-birmingham-witton-station-villa-park/

>>77332450
Says you who keeps going on about dentists like a fucking schizo, then when asked to explain just keeps quiet because you're too busy typing out dentists again like a mong. Don't reply, filtered.

friendly reminder this is our lasses' first major tournament and
>we don't care

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Reminder, Englel and Moortugal, that we've already won this tournament because of Chloe. All of your gals are inferior.

fuck lads i almost forgot, just turned it on
any goal webms?

Who scored poortugals goal?

>>77332442
Sky news.

>>77332485
A. persono

>>77332472
>literally seething
Lmaooo

>>77332451

How's this not causing a national outrage? Are you used to these kind of things?

>>77332485
the lass that scored the first goal against scotlel

don't remember her name

kind of unexpected that the portugese are the most mad about not progressing

when our slags beat scotland and spain everything was chill

>>77332416
>described as an """"""""asian"""""""" man

>>77332446
Fuck off lad, casual discussion about news and personal shit always takes place in football match threads. It would be sexist not do the same in a thread for a women's match. Don't ever reply to me again.

>>77332479
But that's not a French player anon

>>77332505
The story was posted 20 minutes ago you dense fuck

>>77332484
First goal (England) was GOAT. Shame the one they conceded was typical England teams not playing to the whistle. When I played rugby, football, basketball and field hockey, I was told to always play to the whistle. Don't stop until you hear the whistle. These lasses just stopped.

>>77332505
not him but it happens in every country multiple times a day, what outrage is there suppose to be? You can't stop people raping people, you can't stop people killing people. You can only punish those that did it when caught.

ERA

>>77332541
the response is "muslims are subhuman scum, vote ukip and send them all back!"

>>77332502
>>77332506
Just give me a pic of the cutie ffs

>>77332553
Wy cant dey lern demselfs the langwich like wot I speak

lets take a moment to appreciate the fact the shitty trumpets that accompany england men's games aren't present here

>>77332541
>First goal (England) was GOAT.
What the hell
It was literally given away by our GK

>>77332534

Didn't see that sorry.

>>77332541

Back-to-back rape is something I've never heard of before of all evil things happening in our countries.

>>77332536
fuck i'd love to get between those thighs and ejaculate inside of her fanny if you dont mind me saying so

what the fuck is up with silva's neck?

>>77332553
And then they're arrested and charged for inciting racial hatred and nobody else speaks up. Good idea mate. Nothing wll change. Nothing will get better. Just hope you're dead before it's all gone.

>>77332499
>that dude

>>77332587
>outside the area
>had to turn
>being closed down
>managed to put enough height on it and curl it into the top corner
>a woman
>huerp der derpppp e-z ecks dee

>>77332596
then you don't look hard enough, the Colonge Rapes in new years eve had back to back rapes.

you guys are aware they're literally all gay right?

imagine if one of the girls started producing breast milk in the middle of the match and had to continue playing with milky wet patches across her breasts haha

>>77332612
Alright m8

>>77332507
not mad, we're winning 1-1

>>77332553
>>77332581
Are these posts unironic?

Wait so it's gonna be England v France in the quarters? How does that happen? Why is France constantly getting tough draws, I just want them to win SOMETHING damnit.

>>77332624
Oh honey those brows

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>>77332647
Oh stop it, you

>>77332647
France came 2nd in their group when they were expected to easily win it. So England will play them if they draw or win. A loss will put them against Switzerland. So there is no real reason for England to win this, hence the 10 changes. It would mean that England would play, most likely, Germany in Semi's if they play and beat Switzerland. If they win their group, they play France then I forget.

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thick Rihanna best Rihanna

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parri's bum

>>77332596
>Back-to-back rape is something I've never heard of before of all evil things happening in our countries.
There are so many things you/we don't know. Ignorance is bliss, mein Freund.

>>77332689
>liking ugly niggers

>>77332624
cute brows

>>77332689
>ywn win the Champions League and then fuck THICC Rihanna whilst she wears your winners medal

Why even live?

centre back is the biggest lesbian position in my opinion

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>>77332720

>tfw she had a threesome with Klose and Poldi

>>77332688
Just disappointed with France all desu, Louisa Necib should of came back for this tournament :(

>>77332753
>klose
>ever betraying his wife and kids
>with an ugly nigger

NO

>>77332762
>of

>women's goalkeeping

state of that goal

>that Scotland goal

W E W

>>77332776

>he really believes this

>>77332815

lmao wtf was taht

>Iberian goalkeepers

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OUR GIRLS

IT'S HAPPENING

>>77332689
Looks like a black Elaine Benes.

>>77332416
we call them 'Südländer' here

>>77332837
Not unless England win, no.

if scotland progress it will be farcical

whoever gets to play them in the next round will be screeching

>>77332887
Scotland needs a win, Portugal loss, and beat both Spain and Portugal on goal differential starting the day at -7? Singles and it does not happen.

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>tfw we lured the english slags into a false sense of security and managed to secure a half time draw

invoking the windsor treaty now

>you now remember Jermaine Jenas getting all pissy after Chelsea beat Tottenham in the FA cup semi final with Shearer winding him up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-kV35dsZU

>3 goalkeeping howlers and 2 refereeing howlers in 2 halves of football
just another day in women's football

The pundit women are so tiny :3c

>Claire Balding pretending to know anything about football

HOWLING

>>77332958
Assuming we reached amicable terms, we'd still need for Spain to lose.

>>77332887
England aren't going to win. They're playing dogshit. Portugal are the worst team in the comp and we're being schooled. As for Scotland, they need to win 2-0 or 3-0 I think.

>to go back to the original formation..

Shut the fuck up Balding, seriously. Channel 4 couldn't get Gabby Logan to do this?

mark sampson is pretty based to be honest

>>77333051
balding is awful haha

way out of her depth

>>77332788
HAVE

>>77332953
no, if two or more teams have the same number of total points, the points and the goal difference in the head-to-head matches of these teams are considered. So scotland needs only a win with two goal more than spain.
dubs and it will happen

>>77333052
>win and face france
>lose and face austria

might as well rest your starters

>>77333022
can't see how Scotland is beating Spain at half time when they couldn't even beat our girls, but fuck it, I WANT TO BELIEVE

>captcha: snowden keep out

who else flicking between port V eng and everton V rozum when play stops in either game?

>>77333051
What was the actual truth of the matter? Also those two actors for that car is fucking odd. Jessica Stevenson is OK, she was in Spaced. But the other one is a retard.

Princess Diane was not hot or beautiful. She looked like a 5/10 you find falling out of any pub on Saturday night.

>>77333150

never got the fuss over her

>>77333106
I see, so if England wins, the other three teams are on three points, and only the results between them are considered.

So if both Scotland and England score at least one more goal in each of their games, Scotland is through to face Austria.

>>77333128
Is the Everton game on TV?

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>finally no england band
>some portugese cunt brings a drum

>>77333193

itv4

>>77333181
Yep bang on.

INGURRRRRRRRLAND

CUP STATUS: COMING HOME

>>77333171
>>77333150

She was pretty

>>77333150
>Diane

Fuck off phoneposter.

Also what a goal.

>4chanx post cooldown keeps stopping on 1

HAHAAHAHA TEAM GB IS GOING TO LOSE 100% CONFIRMED

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77333200
FEEL THE BASS

Is this the first blackie to score this ec?

>>77333204
Thanks.

>>77333150
Wanna know why her favourite shampoo was head and shoulders?

>>77333206
So now (assuming England holds on for the win), if Scotland wins by at least 2 goals, they are in.

>>77333237
>rashweden

>>77333246

tell me

>>77333227

my opinion and yours do not meet on this point.

HAHHAAHA BRITS ARE GETTING THEIR ASS KICKED BY IBERIANS. WIN TO SPAIN AND PORTUGAL 100%

>>77333251
Yep and it'll be England vs France and Scotland vs Austria

>>77333241
No, Marozsan scored a penulty against russia

>>77333255
Guess, cousin

Women play football like kids in primary school

ENGLAND AND SCOTLAND ARE A BUNCH OF DRUG CHEATS FACT AND THEY WILL LOSE 100% FACT

reminder to not to fall for obvious shitposting

fugg, english qt's won't let their guard down anymore

>>77333304

I don't know

>>77333333

>>77333328
edgy

>>77333353

england make it 3-1 and get comfortable i can see them >accidently letting in a goal to fuck over scotland

HAHAHA FELLOW ANGLOS THE DRUG PROGRAM IS WORKING. LET US SHOW THE IBERIANS WHOS RULES THE WAVES

PORTUGAL AND SPAIN ARE GOING TO WIN 100% GUARANTEED FACT.

>it's a retarded Swede doesn't know the difference between teams made up of one country and teams made up of 4 different countries

So retarded.

HAHAHAHAB UGLY ENGLISH HORSES DON'T KNOW HOW TO SCORE. PORTUGAL WILL WIN 100%

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how could womens football attract englands traditional away support?

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Is he the father?

>hoofs ball
>injured

> tfw no British gf to bully you about Gibraltar
IT'S NOT FAIR

JODER

LA PUTA DE TROLLPOST

>>77333534
>tfw no Spanish gf to bully about Gibraltar

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>>77333539

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>no nina burger on tv tonight
why did i even turn it on

>>77333534
Most British girls wouldn't even know Gibraltar exists, let alone who owns it. Or how it was gained. Hell, even point to it on a map.

>>77333464

>a german anon went missing on the 27th july and has not been heard from since
>the man who neighbours described as "a bit of a loner" was known to police as a browser of various underground internet boards
>the only clues to his disappearance are tea leaves dound in the german mans poorly cleaned rental flat and a yellow tooth, possibly knocked out in a scuffle
>police refused to comment on rumours the mans disappearance is due to internet coments posted on websites regarding the heritage of a member of the british royal family

>>77333464
I can see a resemblance. But I also see a resemblance between Charles and Harry. It is weird that Harry is a ginger though.

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>>77333596
>me on the left

falta clara, sua puta ucraniana

>>77333626

dna and recessive/dominant traits
my gf gave birth to a child whos a lot darker than both of us and she said it happens occasionally because we are all evolved from african apes

>>77333598
Is it heee-yuuuh?

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>>77333601

lel not bad

Alex Scott is soooo cute, she's my favorite.

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>>77333626

Red hair aside, just look at their noses

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>>77333699

>>77333598
in that case,
> tfw no functionally illiterate British gf

>>77333598

or even how to point

>>77333714
Yeah but Harry has eyebrows and a mouth similar to Charles. He doesn't match either of them for ears.

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>listening to local radio's Sports hour earlier, normally a professional radio host and a local joirnalist/fanzine writer/blogger
>Football teams, county cricket scores, Rugby League
>they mention England women are on tonight, host keeps pressing other bloke on it
>tries not to piss himself laughing whilst reading from a script about how it's a "different, technical" game and is "inspirational"

imagine a sweaty and tired tony duggan sat on your face

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>>77333715

what's in her mouth?

>>77333816

>tony duggan
>tony

Did you do this on purpose? If, keklmao, u r gay

>>77333852
i did not :s

>>77333464
I actually see a lot more resemblance with Charles, especially the nose and eyes regions. I'd even say Harry looks more like Charles than William does.

You guys should be watching the end of the Scotland-Spain game.

>>77332625
I think they do something to footballers to suppress their sexuality during matches. I have never seen a male player running about with an erection, even though that would be the ultimate bants and the player would be a legend forever.

>>77332416
>asian

>>77333928
why? Scotland should have scored by now disgusting desu, shameful.

>>77333943
>I have never seen a male player running about with an erection,

Ronaldo is 90min hard lad

>>77333943

>I think they do something to footballers to suppress their sexuality during matches

Don't get out much do you, mate?

Careful or you'll be getting put on a list

>>77333943
gareth bale had a semi in THAT performance v inter milan for tottenham

If Portugal scores, they are in regardless of the result in the other game

If Scotland scores, they are in only if Portugal loses

Otherwise, England and Spain are in, in that order

>>77333052
I agree, but I always wonder: how would he do managing a men's team? Is he based because he's a good manager, or is he based because he manages one of the only professional teams in the competition?

Guys why do women's teams always have men managers? Men always telling women what to do

>>77334001

glad you finally wrapped your widdle head around it :3

>>77333943
The sympathetic nervous system actually suppresses the function of the sexual organs, which is why you don't get a boner while running.

THE FUCKING BITCH!!!

the two best teams went through

Portugal died on the beach.

>>77334012
more than likely the latter

>>77333975

It's a shame his body has given up. Prime Bale was a force of nature

england france is gonna be fucking mental lads
be there or be square

>crying girls

Diamonds, lads.

d'aww, that portugal keeper

>>77334020
Shut up, you stupid sand nigger

>>77333668
Underrated post <3

i want to comfort Patrícia

>>77334067
when is it?

>>77334089
got him, deyshawn

>portuguese commentators praising the camera work when Patrícia asks the portuguese coach to go into England's box in that last minute effort
who would have thought waifuwars are KINO

>>77334132
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

>>77334114
Me too. P-perhaps we could comfort her together...

>>77334246

c-can i join p-please

>>77334114
>>77334246
>>77334262

>3 overweight, smelly mouthbreathers slowly move towards Patrícia

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If Fran doesn't start against France I will NOT be happy

>quarter finals weekend waifu wars

maximum

comfy

>>77334377
Is that a boy

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>>77334439
no its fran

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>all these uggos ITT

>>77334439
It's that guy from One Direction who signed for Doncaster Rovers.

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>>77334456
aka boy

>>77334487
why did you contribute with another uggo?

>>77334487
Good example friendski