>getting divorced JUST

>marrying while being rich
J U S T
U
S
T

Good. I want to be his next wife. (I'm a girl btw)

>>77329166
That's a trap, right?

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>>77329200
you tell me

>>77329212
she's more manly than him

>>77329212
isnt she ospinas sister?

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is it the chin?

>>77329222
colombia's dressing room is gonna be aawkwaard

>>77329212
That's a man, baby.

>>77329137
>Unhappy with your job situation
>Wife happy
>Happy with your job situation
>She divorces you

Can't catch a break

>>77329212
>losing half of your money and children to a tranny

JUSTx2

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>>77329137
I saw it coming a mile away

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>>77329194
No you are not

Divegrass is such soap opera/mandrama

this is zinade's fault
calvo hdp

>>77329137
>for better for worse
>till death do we part
>divorced after 5 years

cringe

DEJA QUE TE LA META JAMES TRANNY HIJAEPUTA

>>77329280
didn't read l m a o

>marrying just to getting divorce after
What these guys have in their minds...

>>77329356
She played him like a damn fiddle.

>>77329356
>be under 25
>be rich
>get married
Why do they keep falling for this? It's a JUST waiting to happen

I-I just want to play guys ;_;

>>77329356
>>77329364
If he was broke would she still have married him or would she claim to want to wait until they're financially stable?
I'm assuming she really loved him

>>77329166
>>77329212
well, he should be happy about this
that thing is hideous

>>77329281
esto
calvo hijueputa aconseje matrimonialmente a james!

>>77329470
He was way out of her league
No homo, of course

>>77329166
>>77329212
God damn it, James you dumbass.

>>77329233
and the shoulders

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Is he Punished James now?

>>77329212

At least tell me she's a professional athlete?

>>77329613
What in the absolute fuck?

>>77329166
>>77329212
good for him. that "woman" looks repulsively male

surely he had her sign a prenup, right?

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>>77329613
>anime

>>77329212

>Muhames and his man

>>77329166
>>77329212
Someone should make mehmet my son meme

Watch out, german twinks, Hamez is on the loose!

>>77329364
>she

She played volleyball for Madrid right? She probably got pissed about the move to Bayern so dumped him thinking she could make a career out of slagball.

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>>77329137
>2017
>still falling for the vagina jew

>>77329253
>having children with mtf tranny
whoa

>finally gets to play
>Proceeds to get exposed
Mmmmmmm...
No she wonder she left him.

>getting married

Biggest scam ever.

>>77331883
t. Jake the virgin

>>77331384
ftmtf you mean

At least he's had sex ever

>>77332670

sex is overrated

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>>77329212
LEL

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Good, she is ugly as fuck. Maybe he can get a qt german waifu.

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What went wrong?

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>>77334783
We all know what a Colombian man wants.

>>77336783
He discovered the penis

>>77336855
His teammates told him women don't have a penis and that's when it hit him.

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>>77336829

>Implying

Pic related is the correct answer. Meanwhile you're stuck with 70% fatties

>>77336783
>When you find out she has a non feminine penis

Are Bavarian women really that hot?

>>77339196
If you like squares

>>77329233

Chin, shoulders, and conspicuously fake looking tits

>>77336783
fuuuuck
It all makes sense now
I'd split that ass

>>77337075
>that flag
>you're
You have to go back Pablo

Do athletes sign prenup agreements? Imagine giving some slag half your wealth and then she leaves you

>>77339360
lol
These guys come from low class families. They don't even know that shit exists.

>>77339360
ummm no sweetie we don't talk like this over here ok x

>>77329233
fucking hell it's the crimson chin

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>implying you wouldn't

>>77343656
even her ass looks a little manly, it's too long

>>77329640
She plays pro volleyball, has a really nice ass

He's a handsome superstar footballer from fucking Colombia and he settled for that?

I've fucked better looking whores from his country

>>77337546
her hands are really big.

>>77329166
>>77329212
I've banged hotter and more feminine trannies....
wew lad

>>77349375
Salcido pls go. You have to train for tomorrow's game

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>>77336783
just realized that he looks like pedro

She looks JUST like Ospina

>>77336783
nice ass tho

>>77349801
No, he doesn't

yikes

>get to experience the sexual taboo of fucking a tranny without the actual gayness

pretty nice 2bh