International Champions Cup

literally
no
one
gives
a
flying
fuck

my nigga ronaldo needs to come back already ffs

i'll watch famalam

bravinho when

My girl left me

I remember Real Madrid vs Man City in the CL being one of the most fun ties I ever saw

Now look at this shit, boring as fuck

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Where's Ronaldo? My god USA v jamaica was better than this.

>>77324643
Are you comparing semis to a friendly match?

this matches are so fucking late that no one can watch them, only the chinks i guess

>wake up at dumb O'Clock
>City vs Real

it doesn't feel so bad now

Lukka is based. One of /us/

>benzeshit

How have the new Fullbacks been for city?
Surely an improvement to the 30 years + that all left.

Also seems Ederson can actually save a shot

Just give us the PL already!

>>77324643
>Real Madrid vs Man City in the CL being one of the most fun ties I ever saw
are you fucking serious

De Bryne is a class

>gabriel divesus

REF!!!

clearly hasnt mastered jumping into people to get fouls as well as dybala

>>77324643
Really? City gave up on the second game and they were only one goal down. Real was not threatened once.

>>77325078
Danilo got skinned once but other than that they've been good

Walker being fast enough to track back is such an upgrade on last year

>>77325167
Who?

>>77325205
gabriel jesus

>fly emirates vs etihad airways

mmmmmm...

>>77325195

Every time City got some momentum the ref would blow for something stupid.
Its hard to keep going under that bullshit.

Great first half. Most intense match of the tournament so far.

Also, is good to see Navas doing good after the incredible performance of De Gea today.

>>77325204
>>77325204
Am I crazy, or is danilo playing as a LB?

>>77325317
He is, City are using him as backup to both positions since they didn't get alves on a free and can't get their backup LB targets without blowing up the budget

>>77325317
You're not crazy. You just don't understamd the genius of Pep

So the 2nd teams play next half?

What a sleeper game family, and to think some of these spics paid their life savings of $250 a ticket is hilarious.

Could Llorente play well in Casemiro position?

>>77325364
The game is being great.

>mexico RM fan with a wenger out sign
lol

wish I capped it

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>That Wenger out sign

>wet girls screeching like they're in a justin bieber concert

muricans are weird

EXIT LIGHT

ENTER NIGHT

ederson, da browna, and yaya looked like they were about to cry when they came out of the tunnel
what did poop do to them?

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who /high/ here?

>>77325510
kevin always looks like he's about to cry

>>77325510
Told them mangala is coming on

Lol wtf was that?

Literally MLS level play

>>77325524
dude weed lmao

>>77324434
Man Hala are kinda shit without tsunaldo

Is poop even at this game?

Good header by England's Brave John Stones to set that up

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>>77325541
good

I'm not alone then
>did City just score a little blooter?

t-tsu?

>>77325589
>in LA
>tsu
>playing football

He's mincing around your many gay bars mate.

>>77325596
>>77325604
confed cup players are on holiday for a month longer than everyone else

>zidane

E
X
P
O
S
E
D

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>>77325604
You have more gay bars in London twon, m88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

lmao imagine being shat on by sterling

ZIDANE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WTF

dat de bruyne assist tho bretty gud

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>>77325630
imagine being british

LMAO ecksdee

>>77325647
don't have to imagine lad :)

>>77325663
Why are you even awake right now

I think that now it's safe to say that the PL is way harder than the CL.

>>77325647
imagine sperging out like autists over tea

TEA

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>>77325663


i can see the fucking flag, you walnut

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>>77325663
>he replied back

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Based Pep

Zidane exposed as Tsu-Kroos-Ramos babby

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>>77325672
lol

>>77325669
>not setting your alarm for 4am to make sure you watch every friendlty

EXPOSED

>Imagine;
a british man working at the Lipton Iced Tea company
moving palettes of luke warm of cold tea
all over America
:^)

>E X P 0 S 3 D

J O H N Y P E B B L E S
O
H
N
Y

P
E
B
B
L
E
S

>ZIDANE GETTING EXPOSED


NOOOOOO, IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>i rate Zidane

>>77325711
*or

Look at that City hunger. They're going to steamroll top teams this season. Consistency and injury free are key though.

>Ederson

Jesus fuck, comon MADrid he's trying to gift you a goal

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>>77325700

why even sleep?

>all these real Madrid customers at the match expected a blowout victory
>But they paid $500 just to get exposed instead

Los Angeles is such a shit hole

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>>77325738

its the only place i feel happy..

>>77325132
>>77325195
I'm talking about 2012 group stages

>>77325751
stadium's gone super quiet now lol

>>77325760
>>77325751
> They now remember Joseph 'Pep' Guardiola

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>>77325754
ohgawd please don't feel!

I'm sorry
I'm sorry for every bad thing I've ever said about the English

I'll aven apologize to Tea
I'm sorry, Tea
we did you wrong, and we should pay you more respect -_-

>>77325766
>joseph
>not josep

fuck off customer

>>77325777
Based correction tips of truth. My bad mate, I'll pull me ead in alright?

>>77325760
I've been to a bunch of sellout football games at the coliseum and I can tell you it's very very very fucking hard to make that stadium quiet.
Quite impressive that these customers are achieving just that tonight

>>77325776
;_;7

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>>77325766
>>77325777
these figures tell my Straya banter is relevant

>>77325790
is this the USC field?
>god I miss college handegg

>>77325812
Yes

wew, stop this is raep

based twink

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HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH

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>>77325795
>>77325795
I'm finished I tell you
I won't make fun of tea any longer

plus, I can always make fun of future silly things that the English people do @<|:^)

The absolute state of madrid

>RE4L M4DRID

>>77325858
>>77325858

HOW EMBARESSING

Is zidane finished?

>empty seats
>leaving a fucking friendly early

Embarrassing

>>77325870

Oh hi, this is LA
traffic can literally murder you here

>>77325856

its ok bro, tea obsession is kinda silly anyway. you can make fun of us praying to Allah as a future silly thing

The absolute state of halal madrid without referee help lmao

> AguerGOAT & Jesus of Nazzereth didn't score this match
I am dissapoint.

>lose to united
>4 a 0 in Real
is it possible?

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>Real mad fans angry because of city's POSSESION

> Yank refs hate black people
What's next he gets arrested on field and his dog shot?

DENIED
TROLLPOST

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>>77325907
very well then

let us break bread

holy shit that goal

Cracker of a goal

who is the gk?

Da fuck was that goal

>>77325954
just the under 18's keeper

>>77325954

err, wasn't paying attention but if its not the first 2 then probably Gunn.

>>77325954
Grimshaw

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STUNNED

>>77325974
Gunn's at norwich

>>77325982

Ah, never mind>>77325974 then.

Hate the way Madrid and Barca write the super common first names of their stars on the shirts:

>its not Ramos, its Sergio
>its not Fabregas, call him Cesc
>that literal who defender dude is called Nacho (like a million other spanish are too)

Would be hilarious, though, if they did that consistenly (or other clubs in PL did it too) so that monkeyboy would actually have GARETH on the back of his shirt. Pebbles could just be JOHN, De Bruyne, nah, its KEVIN.

>>77326028
>Busquets shirt is Sergio
triggered indeed

Who can stop us? We absolutely destroyed them

>>77325909
conclusions on a pre season match?
Madrid haters will never learn

>>77327414
Not to mention its the second game and they scored vs real madrid b

ABRM is a mental ilness.

>>77324640
Because you're poor.

>>77327414
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HERNÁNDEZ HERNÁNDEZ SAVE M-