/trans/ - la finds a way edition

>Paris St-Germain remain confident of concluding a £198m deal to sign Barcelona's 25-year-old forward Neymar within the next 15 days. (L'Equipe - in French, subscription required)

Barcelona will try to sign Liverpool's Brazil forward Philippe Coutinho, 25, should they lose Neymar to PSG. (Talksport)

>A move by Real Madrid for France and Monaco striker Kylian Mbappe, 18, could see Real's Wales winger Gareth Bale, 28, join Manchester United. (Independent)

Midfielder Jack Wilshere, 25, wants to stay in England if he leaves Arsenal. (ESPN)

>Manchester United are still keen to sign Chelsea's 28-year-old midfielder Nemanja Matic, and believe they can persuade the Premier League champions to sell for a fee over £40m. (Independent)

Borussia Dortmund's Spanish midfielder Mikel Merino, 21, is close to signing for Newcastle. (Evening Chronicle)

>France centre-back Mamadou Sakho, 27, has not been included in Liverpool's 30-man squad for their three-match tour of Germany. (Liverpool Echo)

Chelsea want to borrow £500m to fund the building of their new stadium, rather than relying on the cash reserves of owner Roman Abramovich. (Times - subscription required)

>The Blues are in talks with interested parties over a naming rights deal for their new stadium, but the club insist the name Stamford Bridge will be preserved in some way. (Evening Standard)

Chelsea boss Antonio Conte says if he could buy any striker in the world, he would go for Tottenham's 23-year-old forward Harry Kane. (Daily Mail)

>Everton boss Ronald Koeman wants to sign three more players - a centre-back, a forward and Swansea's 27-year-old attacking midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson. (Mirror)

Everton will compete with Crystal Palace and Stoke for West Ham's 33-year-old centre-back James Collins. (Sun)

>Middlesbrough have made a £7m bid for West Ham's 21-year-old striker Ashley Fletcher. (Sun)

Birmingham are close to signing 33-year-old Middlesbrough winger Stewart Downing. (Mirror)

>France centre-back Mamadou Sakho, 27, has not been included in Liverpool's 30-man squad for their three-match tour of Germany. (Liverpool Echo)

Just

A manager falls in love with a centre back.

Unable to agree to a transfer fee, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the player’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he is interested in a transfer as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s transfer discussions to the player, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the player he called is not the same he tried to sign. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the player’s alternate universe counterpart, who has agreed to a transfer with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of the deal.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the anti-tapping rules of their other selves. While the two chase their respective desired ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to agree to a deal with each other instead and question the NATURE of TRANSFERS.

My flatmate's been having a shit for over an hour. I just want to brush my teeth and go to bed.

>>77323630
Sure he hasn't died? You can also faint from straining (which you should never do). So ask if he's OK.

>>77323474
Who are Liverpool's CB without him? Lovren?

>>77323769
He's out now, I could hear occasional fart noises so I knew he was ok (unless he was passed out and farting).

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>>77322794
>one nerman will cost half of man shitty's new stadium

LET

THAT

SINK

IN

>reading transfer shit
>Arsenal bidded for Bale but he turned them down cause they weren't in CL

Oh who the fuck is writing this shit? Jesus fucking CHRIST.

>city have like 20 wingers
>they're playing a 352 without any today and look better than usual
rip sterling

>anime OP
>bongs

>>77324921
OP was written by a septic tank, retard. It's also a photoshopped picture. I happened to add more rumours because OP is a fag.

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If Liverpool lose their match against lestah and I win against spurs, I win the league. Will it fookin slip la?

>>77325165
What game is that. Doesn't look like FM. It might be Champ Mang?

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>spent 150m for new players
>game plan still parking the bus and hoofball

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>>77325165
I don't think it's going to slip la
>>77325240
It is mate

>>77325287
So it's FM? Which one?

Ederson IS good.

>>77325323
No it is champ man

>mfw lestah pulls a crystal palace
>tfw a 2-2 the previous week against city is the main reason I'm in this predicament
>tfw my star striker got hurt for the third time this season
>tfw my backup star midfielder/striker was on red card
>tfw my 17 yo star attacking midfielder played his fucking ass off in that match and everyone else just decided they didn't feel like playing football

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>>77325371
Forgot pic

>>77325400
Shame you won't win.

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>>77325449
Happy Liverpool fans? In an alternate universe in 2023, you will win the league

>>77323489
I would unironically watch this anime

and I hate anime

>John Stones has a goal and an assist vs Real tonight

>>77325713
Do those mercs even realize it's not actually a real cup?

lads Pep will walk the league this time

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Last night I thought my 12 year old maltese I got from my grandma after she passed was going to die, this morning when I took him to the vet I didn't think he was coming home, thankfully he did. Love your friends, family and puppers everyday lads you never know if it could be their last

>>77326220
Good for you lad, I still miss my childhood dogos who died 12 years ago.

If PSG buy Neymar with 222million euro and Barcelona buy Coutinho with 140 million, who will Liverpool buy to replace him ?

>the CONCACAF Gold Cup final was played midweek
That doesn't sound right.

>>77326379
Janssen

lucas lima

>>77326220
Is there a nigger behind your dog

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>>77326460
That's my 4 month old aussiedoodle puppy but yes he is a fucking nigger sometimes

>>77325001
>retard
How's high school? Though I will admit, I was wrong in saying >bongs.

Need a fantasy team name la'

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is he flop

>american flag
>weaboo shite
awful OP desu, but never the less is it no surprise United lost not playing Darmian at LB in a "big match"?

>>77326595
preseason and hes 22. If he can be as good as Jones but injury free he wont be a flop imo

Would you rather have coutinho + possibly dybala/dembele or just neymar?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/five-liverpool-supporters-four-manchester-10879571

>The worst of the violence then came from United supporters Anthony Garner, Jonathan Silverwood, Daniel Ginocchio and Christopher Bullock, who handed themselves in after a police appeal.

>The court heard that, having secured last-minute seats in the Upper East tier reserved for home fans, the Liverpool group ‘sat quietly’ for the first 85 minutes.

They then rose from their seats, chanting ‘provocatively’ and ‘revelling’ in the attention of Liverpool fans in the stand below, before unfurling the banner and appealing for fellow fans below to take their pictures.

>Faced with their team’s defeat and their jeering rivals, some United supporters surged forward. Stewards suffered bruising in the violence that ensued.

>Defending the Liverpool fans, one barrister said their part in the violence had been ‘in defence’ and one was left ‘crying in fear’.

Daily reminder that scousers are still one tier behind Man Utd Customers in all regards.

>>77325371
>2017
>playing champ manager

wtf is this shit?

>>77326700
just neymar and it's not even close

>>77326700
i don't really rate nerman 2bh, he's the worst of their front 3 anyway

that said I don't rate coutinho either

>>77322794
Really shit OP in all honesty

>BANTonio
>Levy absolutely BTFO
>‘What are Tottenham’s expectations? If they don’t win the title it’s not a tragedy. If they don’t arrive in the Champions League it’s not a tragedy. If they go out in the first round of the Champions League it’s not a tragedy. If they go out in the Europa League against Gent, it’s not a tragedy.

>‘Maybe for Chelsea, Arsenal, City and United and, I don’t know, Liverpool, it is a tragedy. You must understand the status of the team. If Barcelona does not compete for the title it’s a tragedy. The same for Real Madrid. If Sevilla does not compete for the title it’s not a tragedy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77326700
Coutinho for random blooter

>>77326828
Literally the Barcelona tactic of choice for many times last season.

>'Madrid fans would sell Bale' leads today's cover after online survey revealed 72% of over 40,000 respondents agreed to a move to Man Utd

>"I think it would be very bad for us to leave the US without a defeat," said Mourinho. "Playing against teams like Real Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester City - it would be very bad to go home with just victories."
He'd say anything wouldn't he?

>>77326842
Madrid fans are the fucking worst

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>>77326825
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

SMALL TIME SPURS BTFO

>>77324893

He scored mate.

>>77326700
whichever decision ruins the lives of scousers

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>>77322794
>Guardiola: "We've come a long way but in order to get to the level of Barcelona and Real Madrid we just need time."

yes goy just pay me loads of shekels 10 more years I promise we'll be gud by then

>buys another 100 gorillion fullback

>>77326933
why didnt he just buy barcelona and madrid players if he wants to be at their level?

Kendrick Lamar to Arsenal confirmed?

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>>77326938
he got yaya and danilo

judging by the match with madrid this will be the starting lineup

>>77326942
do people actually pay to see Arsenal play?

what do they get out of it?

>>77326971
>none of the colours picked

>>77326979
They watch a football game

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>"The aim of football is not to win titles but to watch your team put pressure on the opponent from week to week"

>>77326700
Just dembele

Who made the op?

Very, very good.

>>77327101
I think it was this guy >>77322794
not 100% sure though can someone confirm?

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>>77327059
>"The aim of football is not to win titles but to maximising profits for ENIC Group and its diverse group of partners"

>Nerman transfer to be announced tomorrow (football.fr)
But knowing there is a last ICC match against RM the 29th of july, it's probable that Nerman will announce a move when coming back in Spain

>>77327153
Unconfirmed at this point but sky sports sources suggest theres a good chance that that is true

>>77327161
OP has already had a opening post confirmed here >>77322794 but are planning to return with an improved image, Sky sources understand.

>>77327157
>Ligue un transfers
Who literally cares, only relevent ones are 'teenagers' to arsenal and lester

Any updates on the MBappe to Madrid situation?

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>Suddenly become good at football at the age of 31
All hope is not lost for Wayne Rooney

>>77327197
I care.

>>77327214
halal are not allowed MBacon or MSausage, so they are looking to sign MChips in the next few days before confirming

>>77327223
completely forgot roonback happened 2bh
wtf i love wain now

>>77327239
>british 'humour'

why are americans so big headed and overly loud

>>77327263
that's a paki m8 check the flag

>>77327269
>big headed
They're big everythinged

>thinking Rooney is back
he functions on contracts. He knew he had no more contract renewals at United and the only place that would have him was his old club because muh nostalgia once a blue la. Because he signed a contract and shown he can score a couple it is giving Everton fans hope that he can become good. When he looks unbelievably shit, like he does most of the time, the Everton fans will be "well he'll get better he has looked brilliant before just time la".
Believe me Ive been there thinking he will get back to his best. He wont. He will do just enough to get a fresh renewal contract next year at some point and then rinse the club until they force him to retire

everton have a qualifier today

>>77327303
>against Ružomberok
hope it ends 0-0

how do we stop americans ruining football lads? the second they get into it football matches will have water breaks, timeouts, and time stop during offsides/throw ins just so they can put advertising in. they will demand everyone call it soccer and as soon as they have one decent player will market him as the best ever. how do we stop this impending destruction of the beautiful game?

>>77327197
It's Ligue 1 Conforama
And you'll care when PSG is UEFA Champions League World Champ next year

>>77327324
That sounds like the bad guy in a Tolkein book

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>>77326825
>This is coming from the man who inflated the market price of wing back.
Mmh... spicy.

>>77327370
>time stop during offsides/ throw-ins
but this is a good idea

Neymar clearly isn't going to PSG lads, they'll end up buying Sanchez instead.

>>77327279
he functions on chips. let him eat chips.

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What was he thinking?

>>77327433
I'm happy with that

>>77327461
Psg also back to Psgwinslol next season as monaco have been raided :)

>>77327456
Nothing, he doesn't think about about anything that isn't football. So he walked into a tattoo parlor and couldn't think, he looked at a mirror and pointed at it and then sat down in the tattoo chair.

>>77327456
>What was he thinking?
The postal code of Bochum-Wattenscheid: 44866

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>>77327456

>>77322794
>A move by Real Madrid for France and Monaco striker Kylian Mbappe, 18, could see Real's Wales winger Gareth Bale, 28, join Manchester United. (Independent)

He hates frog eating cunts that much?

>>77327505
Madrid are cash poor asset rich and they need to shift one of Bale and Benzema to give mbappe a place

He won't move if he doesn't start

>>77327505
Don't we all?

>>77327505
Mbrap won't go anywhere when Nerman comes to PSG, as obviously he'll want to measure himself against the Brazilian

>>77327433
m8 its happening

everything is agreed

literally the ONLY reason this hasnt happened yet is FFP, they are looking for a way to work around it.

i imagine as soon as barca are back in spain (after this weekends classico) it will happen

>>77327538
No, no, no m8, did you not see how happy Neymar was at the match last night? Messi won't allow him to leave even if he wanted to

Premier League at 25: the big quiz
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jul/27/premier-league-25-seasons-big-quiz

I got 17 correct

>>77323769
Lovren, Klavan, maybe Joe Gomez

>>77326765
>i don't rate coutinho

>>77327214
done deal la

>>77327583
I got 6 / 25 lel

>>77327370
yanks won't ever accept football on a large scale because you can be any height, their main sports focus on physical stature e.g. basketball and american football

>>77327456
>not even dabbing

>>77327646
Also they're really fat, gay and stupid.

>>77327583
10/25

did Pep have the best transfer window after all

>>77327683
City won the transfer window before it opened desu

I am really tired of all these retards implying Cunte invented 3atb
Pep was doing it at the beginning of the season and stopped because he realised his backline is rubbish
Other managers have done it before as well, it is nothing new or revolutionary
Fuck off plastic cunts

>>77327752
sure smartass

>>77327752
>tf
>tp

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what did he mean by this

>>77327752
I remember van laal doing it a lot in his last season

>>77326825
>>‘Maybe for Chelsea, Arsenal, City and United and, I don’t know, Liverpool, it is a tragedy.
liverpool bantered off in passing

>>77327752
>people think Conte invented 3atb
No one's this dumb, surely?

>>77327583
9/25 but I started watching the EPL in 06

>>77327583
5/25. I can barely remember what happened last season let alone 20+ years ago.

>>77327778
He's saying he has a tiny cock

>>77327778
Who would win, 20 Ibras, 10 Brock Lesnars or 1 silverback gorilla?

https://www.sporcle.com/games/czb2388/most-expensive-footballers
How much does /trans/ know about /trans/?

/ourgirl/ is back, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPRy1B4t5YA

>>77327583
13.
better than the shit stains here. Not follow footy much lads?

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>>77327875
wrong

>>77327875
Gay tbqh

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>>77327875
Why is Lukaku in there?

>>77327783
First season. Brendan Rodgers played it at lot in 14/15 too.

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>>77327896

>>77327919
which one did you get wrong?

>>77327752
I questioned the presence of those girls in a video called boys, but then I realized I was assuming their gender.

>>77327941
For >>77327875

>>77327752
Bruce did it with hull, the difference is that Cunte has made it a stable, winning system in england unlike the other renditions of it

>>77327938
Tottenham conceding the most goals, thought it was aston villa but looking at it I should've realized Villa have been relegated for 2 seasons now

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go

https://www.sporcle.com/games/JakePFC/footballclubs

>>77327874
got 43/50

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Liverpool have placed a £133m price tag on attacking midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25, to scare off Barcelona. (Mirror)

>Chelsea failed in a late bid to buy Kyle Walker, 27, from Tottenham. The England right-back moved to Manchester City for an initial £45m. (Evening Standard)

Huddersfield Town head coach David Wagner says the club will listen to offers for 27-year-old Bermuda striker Nahki Wells. (Huddersfield Daily Examiner)

>Swansea City are tracking Leeds United striker Chris Wood, but face competition from two other Premier League clubs for the 25-year-old New Zealand international. (Wales Online)

Watford striker Obbi Oulare, 21, is set for a loan move to Belgian club Royal Antwerp. (Watford Observer)

>Burnley boss Sean Dyche says his business in the transfer window is not yet done, after signing Stoke City's 32-year-old defender Phil Bardsley. (Burnley Express)

Cardiff City manager Neil Warnock says "a couple" of clubs have shown interest in winger Craig Noone, 29, this summer, but there has been no contact for any of his other players. (Wales Online)

>Birmingham boss Harry Redknapp had his picture taken with potential signing Emmanuel Agyemang-Badu, 26, in a pre-season friendly match between Huddersfield Town and Italian side Udinese. (Birmingham Mail)

Juventus forward Paulo Dybala assures he won’t be joining Barcelona this summer - “I’m happy here”.

>Napoli are reportedly offering to take Geronimo Rulli on loan, with a buyout clause linked to appearances

The head of UEFA’s Financial Fair Play commission warns “Milan will not be an exception” to the rules.

>Roma are reportedly ready to make an offer very close to Leicester’s €40m asking price for Riyad Mahrez.

>>77327976
Got 159

Apparently Bristol has another team called Rovers in the conference or something

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Monaco vice-president Vadim Vasilyev has confirmed the club has received ‘very big enquiries’ for Kylian Mbappe but have not agreed any deal.

>New Sevilla forward Nolito is happy to have left Manchester’s rainy weather behind and insisted he ‘needed a change’ after his stint at Man City.

Highly-rated Senegalese winger Ismaila Sarr has revealed he turned down Barcelona this summer to join Ligue 1 club Stade Rennais.

>Newly-promoted Girona have signed Algerian midfielder Farid Boulaya from French club Bastia on a three-year deal.

Newcastle United have agreed a fee with Borussia Dortmund for the transfer of highly-rated midfielder Mikel Merino

>Getafe have completed a loan deal with Atletico Madrid for defender Emiliano Velazquez which includes an option to purchase.

Middlesbrough playmaker Gaston Ramirez has rejected a contract offered by Real Betis but a move has not been ruled out

>Real Betis are lining up a move for Real Sociedad forward Carlos Vela, who has only one year left of his contract at the Anoeta

Malaga have completed the signing of Argentine midfielder Emanuel Cecchini from Banfield on a five-year contract.

>Atletico Madrid are hopeful of swiftly concluding the sale of out-of-favour full-back Guilherme Siqueira, who spent last season on loan at Valencia.

Juventus have joined Valencia in the race for midfielder Grzegorz Krychowiak, who looks set to leave Paris Saint-Germain this summer

>Ruben Castro, who last month was loaned from Real Betis to Chinese Super League club Guizhou Hengfeng, has been acquitted of domestic abuse charges.

>>77328014
they sound shit, imagine supporting them lmao

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Goalkeeper Pau Lopez has ruled out a return to Tottenham Hotspur and is excited to be involved with Espanyol ahead of the coming campaign.

>Barcelona have made renewed contact for Kylian Mbappé, as PSG become more & more confident of landing Neymar, according to Le Parisien.

A representative of the Qatari Football Association has told @RomainCG75 that Neymar will join PSG. (YS)

>St Étienne have tabled a loan offer for Zenit St Petersburg midfielder Hernani Júnior, according to France Football.

Marko Arnautovic says he has joined a "bigger and more ambitious club" by leaving Stoke for West Ham.

>West Brom head coach Tony Pulis admits it's unlikely he'll be able to sign defender Ben Gibson from Middlesbrough.

RB Leipzig's sporting director Ralf Rangnick has suggested Liverpool target Naby Keita is being influenced by too many people.

>Hull are close to signing Chelsea defender Michael Hector on a season-long loan, according to Sky sources.

Ashley Fletcher has left the West Ham training camp in Germany this morning for talks about a move to Middlesbrough.

>French newspaper L'Equipe are reporting that Paris St-Germain have reached an agreement with Neymar for his transfer from Barcelona.

Watford goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes, 36, has signed a new two-year deal until June 2019.

>Fiorentina are in talks with Liverpool over signing winger Lazar Markovic. It is thought Liverpool’s asking price is in the region of £16m.

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They might have sold Marko Arnautovic to West Ham for £25m, but Stoke manager Mark Hughes has ruled out any big money signings, adding the transfer market has become a "challenge".

>Highly-rated youngster Lewis Gibson has left Newcastle to sign a three-year deal with Everton.

The agent of Valencia defender Aymen Abdennour has confirmed talks are ongoing with Watford.

>Besiktas president Fikret Orman confirmed that the club are in talks with Valencia to sing transfer-listed Alvaro Negredo on loan. The Turkish giants are ready to pay Negredo's £6.25m-per-year salary, but the La Liga side also want to include a mandatory purchase clause to be met at the end of the season. (Marca)

Leon Goretzka is said to have finalised a move to Bayern Munich. The 22-year-old, a Liverpool transfer target, is moving to Bavaria in the summer of 2018 according to German football expert Raphael Honigstein, who described the deal as "done" on his Twitter account. (Kicker)

>Juventus are making move to sign Kostas Manolas from rivals Roma just 12 months after convincing Miralem Pjanic to swap Rome for Turin. They view him as an ideal replacement for Leonardo Bonucci. (Calciomercato)

Blaise Matuidi, an Everton transfer target, has decided to join Juventus. The Serie A side and PSG, Matuidi's current employers, are now negotiating a deal. The Turin giants had been in the market for a midfielder after missing out on Corentin Tolisso. (Calciomercato)

>Tomas Kalas has rejoined Fulham on a season-long loan from Chelsea after he helped the Whites to the Sky Bet Championship play-off semi-finals last term.

Zinedine Zidane hopes Cristiano Ronaldo, Gareth Bale and Karim Benzema stay at Real Madrid, but has acknowledged "anything can happen" before the transfer window closes.

>>77327803
You joking? Even pundits and Southgate are treating him like he's done messiah

>>77327946
It's a 5atb pretending to be 3atb, it relies on hazard. Cunte is receiving too much credit

>>77327773
Fuck off. Think I'm going to marry this yank and stay tbf

>The High Court has issued a 'blocking order' that will shut off the internet of people who are illegally streaming Premier League football matches.

>Dubbed the 'biggest ever crackdown' on illegal streaming, the block will be in place for the entire 2017 - 2018 Premier League season.

>The order will help the league intensify its crackdown on the illicit use of pre-loaded Kodi boxes and other illegal devices.


/sp/ BTFO

>>77328028
top myself to be desu

>>77328056
How many people actually use a kodi box?

>>77328056
lmao bet they don't know about reddit soccerstreams

>>77328061
Ony normies do desu, the ones that don't even know stuff like that is illegal

Bayern Munich director Karl-Heinz Rummenigge says Milan target Renato Sanches can only leave on loan.

>Caen have agreed a deal with Bordeaux to sign Frédéric Guilbert on a permanent basis, according to L’Equipe.

After being released by Bordeaux at the end of the recent campaign, ‘keeper Cédric Carrasso is in talks with Sporting Lisbon over a move, according to L’Equipe.

>>77328056
But I pay for my viewing so I'm fine.

>>77328080
this, i'm not poor or a criminal

>>77328085
if you're in the uk you don't have much of a choice desu

>>77328085

>Not a criminal
>Australian Flag

>>77328056
lmao feels good they still show the matches for free here

>>77328056
There's another reason to stay here, fuck sake the absolute state of the UK

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>>77327976
>avg score: 52%
What absolute bullshit

>>77328120
impressed that you managed truro city bit missed tons of obvious ones

>>77328056
This just affects people selling kodi boxes and people actually hosting streams (and nobody sensible does this with a UK ip address)

and they can't stop kodi boxes since most kodi users just install it on their amazon sticks

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>>77328120
Yep. I gave up. I was just naming towns in england after a bit.

>>77328140
Autist in fm a couple years ago played as them

>everyone forgetting swindon
w-w-w-we were in the prem lads

>>77328045
>Cunte is receiving too much credit
plus one-game-per-week isn't getting enough credit

>>77328056

So only the EPL?

>>77328168
desu if you aren't starting out as obscure conference north/south teams you might as well not bother

>>77328187
>not starting out in the swiss fifth tier with a lichtenstein side

>ronaldo leaving for milan
>bale to united
>only shitzema manages to survive

How the fuck.

>>77328187
I did try, but it's simply more of the same, and the hard part is always starting more than keeping the machine run. Once you go down to the third division it's enough imho desu senpai, anything lower is masochism.

>>77328197
>not starting out with FC Vallorbe-Ballaigues so you can have Djemba Djemba

190kg here today or is thursday his playground camera day?

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>drunk at 11:36am

Only the Irish

Just cleaned my bathroom lads. What do you think about that?

>>77327456
>sane
>thinking

>>77327875
>you will never be thinking about boys

;_;

>>77328235

Good job shinji

>>77328230
>We are going to give Wicklow and Ireland something to be proud of where there will be an academy to rival the best in the world. Our vision and ,rest assured ,we will execute the delivery of our vision is a world class football academy to rival the best in the world.

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>>77328222
kek
need someone to insert his face in pic

>>77322794
Amazing OP lad. 10/10

>>77328235
walk on

good afternoon /trans/lads

>>77328072
>Caen have agreed a deal with Bordeaux to sign Frédéric Guilbert on a permanent basis, according to L’Equipe.
our team is getting pretty strong 2bh. I only hope our retarded manager doesn't make play the guys who put us in the relegation zone

>Merino to Newcastle
>joins Atsu, Lejeune, Murphy, Manquillo

Are Newcastle quietly winning the transfer window?

>>77328414
you can't win the transfer window if you only sign shit players

>>77328056
If my internet gets cut off while streaming then I'm changing providers the same day.

>>77328421
Atsu is world class lad, he's a black Damien Duff

>>77323489
Unironically would watch

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You are now aware of the Fiorentina dismantle
Violas are trying to out JUST JJ

>>77328033
>Barcelona have made renewed contact for Kylian Mbappé, as PSG become more & more confident of landing Neymar, according to Le Parisien.

Mbappe, Dybala, Verratti, Coutinho, Isco, Seri, Paulinho, Jorginho, Dembele

who should Barca sign

>>77328481
ousman dembele and veratti

>>77328481
Nathan Redmond

>>77328479
>32m spent
>nothing but shit

so psg can either
>use qatar to sponsor and pay nerman's clause
and be sanctioned for ffp fraud
>use psg to pay nerman's clause as 'advanced wages'
and pay an additional +100m in french taxes

so now they want to negotiate with barcelona lmao

>>77328529
Few years ago PSG would have got away with it, I am assuming the arabs are losing the political battle in football.

>>77328529
I think they'll just get a 'sponsorship' and grease a few palms at UEFA. That's got to be the cheapest way.

Do real madrid have the worst global fanbase?

>>77328562
That's obviously Manchester United. Partying like it's 99.

>>77328562
Man U for sure

>>77328562
Yes.

1. Real Madrid
POWER GAP
2. Barcelona
POWER GAP
3.Liverpool
4.Man City

The rest are equally bad or not worth mentioning.

>>77328174
Swindon is the worst place on earth, fuck Swindon

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Great movie.

Just built my fantasy team around Costa like I do every year without thinking. How fucked am I?

>>77328569
>>77328570
I'd say they are about evens

>>77328574
leisure centre's nice desu

>>77328576
breh

>>77328479
>£34m for Bernardeschi
They got a good deal outta that, he's the italian stewart downing
Anyway Fiore have a stelathy habit of turning 'shit' players into £20m+ ones

>>77328574
but its got the based magic roundabout

>>77328576
The animation on the tit bounce is refreshingly not exaggerated.

>>77328259

Thanks. It took a long time so my fingers went all wrinkly. They are back to normal now though.

>>77328569
>>77328570
>Being scouse

>>77328574
stoke is much much worse

>>77328569
>>77328570
>not having any windows

>>77328615
this
not been to swindon but can't imagine it could be worse

>>77328574
worse than halifax m8?

swindon just seems like an average english town to be honest

>its a weaboo /trans/ thread
Im off

>>77328613
>being blind

>>77328678
bye x

>>77328651
>>77328615
The absolute worst town in England. And I'm from Rotherham

>>77328687
tell us what happened lad

Is Rochdale not a seedy little shithole

>>77328529
if they negotiate a fee with barca above the release clause, they can pay in installments so its not one lump sum to avoid any FFP shit

neymar clearly wants to leave, so im pretty sure this will happen

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gf's contract has run out and she is refusing to negotiate a renewal. she seems to be taking offers elsewhere

>>77328687
>>77328704

at least you can get out into the countryside with these two towns

>>77328723
I bet offers isn't all she is taking, if you know what I mean

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>>77328724
>He can't drive

who /neet/ here

5 months reporting in

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>>77328732
>implying i'm a bus rider

>>77328734
12 here

>>77328734
3 months, applications are such a ball ache

lads how do I catfish dudes for btc?

>>77328723
Ask the FA to take action, somebody is tapping up her ass.

>>77328613
>>77328624
I am not a smelly bin dipping twat, but thanks for confirming what I said to everyone

>BREAKING: @NFFC sign Greek midfielder Andreas Bouchalakis on three-year deal following trial.

Who would have thought that Marinakis bought Forest as a way to offload Olympiakos players while funding the team.

imagine replacing neymar with Coutinho


COUTINHO

LMAO

>>77328820
t. nu-male

>>77327583
I got 18, massive punt on that last one though

>>77328529
Offer to do £50M lump sums over 5 years.

>>77328056
>>77328450
Pretty sure it's for hosters and kodi boxers. If you're a viewer, you're viewing streams from all over the world and some of them are legal. Like that lady streaming Greek versions of PL matches.

And 'cut off the internet', like what? The amount of legal work that requires and the shit is just insane.

>Arsene Wenger confirms Alexis Sanchez will return to training with Arsenal on Sunday.

hes not going ANYWHERE

suck it HATERS

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>>77328820
coutinho is better than neymar

>>77329068
Didn't he wanna stay in London? Dunno why he wants to go up to Manchester every day.

>>77329068
Looking forward to Chelsea getting him on a free next year

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>>77329090
>Chelshit

>Ralf Rangnick has dug himself into a deeper hole over his Keita "Guinea village" comments

>"Many players with an African backround, and I've met a lot of them, there is a clan and sometimes a whole village that feeds with the help of a player. And that there are people who demand that he has to change, that is so." "Believe me, my knowledge of geography is sufficient to distinguish Guinea from Africa."

Just stop talking you crazy nazis

>>77329163
Ralf "Make Leipzig Great Again" Rangnick

>>77329163
>"Many players with an African backround, and I've met a lot of them, there is a clan and sometimes a whole village that feeds with the help of a player.
Ok, makes sense.

>And that there are people who demand that he has to change, that is so."
I don't understand this phrase.

>"Believe me, my knowledge of geography is sufficient to distinguish Guinea from Africa."
What did he mean by this

>>77329163
He's from a fucking city

>>77329188
England?

>>77329163
Didn't he have a breakdown at Hoffenheim and leave there too

>>77329163
Great English there Ralf..

>>77322794
die choking on your morning burger

>Keita is investigating the possibility of terminating his contract with Leipzig due to the public comments made about him by the club heirachy, acc to art. 626,Abs.1,BGB German law

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Somebody get in touch with reddit and Tumblr. I'm ready to join in a faux outrage shitstorm to force the transfer through desu

>>77329268
Bit rich from fans of a club that wore shirts to defend a racist

>>77329274
Nobody really cares if some Nazi is racist or not. Just give us keita

>>77329279
Lol most Liverpool post ever

>club values la
>96 la
>never walk alone la
>love loyal players la
>fuck players we love who leave us la
>player we want should not be loyal to his club la
>he should be loyal to us la
>ah hes shit la
>sell him la

>>77329254
>Source: Pulled out of my arse

>>77329320
Cry some more Itie faggot

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A Rangers twitter page set up a crowdfunding page to strip Rangers of their titles, and Leltic fans donated over £2000 to it

>>96

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what will be the biggest upset?

>>77329268

hmm Liverpool are scum, what a surprise

>Rennes spent £15m on a player
wut

>>77329445

i can't see Liverpoo defeating Watford

>>77329362
Welcome to /trans/, mein Freund

>>77329445
brighton 5 man city 3

>>77329545
>5 past EderGOAT

lets not get carried away m8

>>77329498
They beat Arsenal on the first day last season which later went on to be the most important game of the season

>>77329445
>not a single game kicking off at 3pm on a Saturday

Has Sky gone too far?

>>77329574
>what are timezones
Nice anglocentrism pal

>>77329528
And a happy Sieg Heil to you, too.

>>77326379
Just slot in Connor Randall not really a big issue Liverpool can afford to lose Coutinho

>all these spanish teams getting btfo

Is the PL back la?

>>77329586
Imagine taking that shit bait

What about that Sakho situation? I thought he was kinda like a fan favourite and a decent CB.

>>77329445
>Arse 2 - 1 Leicester (arsenal win controversial last min pen after having an awful game)
>Watford 1 - 1 - Liverpoo (Salah hits the post 40 times)
>Chelsea 3 - 0 Burnley (Morata scores his last 2 goals of the season)
CP 0 - 1 Uddersfield (fucking boring MOTD wouldn't even show it if it wasn't a promoted club beats Prem team episode)
Everton 3 - 1 Stoke (ROOONNNNNEEEYYYY)
>Soton 2 - 0 Swansea (straight forward easy win)
>WBA 0 - 1 Bournemouth (Defore winner gets a yellow for Bradley t shirt under his shirt)
Brighton 2 - 2 City (Pep's meltdown begins, Mendy sent off)
Toon 0 - 3 Spurs (yiddos get hyped)
Manure 1 - 1 Wet Spam (Joe Hart has the game of his life and Lukapu squanders chance after chance)

>>77329607
klopp hates black people
dunno why people think keita will go there

>>77329618
Mendy won't play opening day

>>77329607
he upset jurgen 'kloppo' klopp so he decided to freeze him out and replace him with some literal who lithuanian
>>77329621
this also had something to do with it i think

>>77328781
It's me, I'll get away with it though because I'm a far bigger club

friendly reminder THIS IS THE TIME to bandwagon PSG

neymar will be a psg player this time next week, sanchez after that

>>77329445
My life.

>>77328704
Dogdale is fucking horrible

>>77329662
Sanchez only wants to go to City, his wage demands for anyone else is 500k a week

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>yet another job rejection

>anon has been told he is free to leave the club by manager mom after the negotiations for a raise in GBP broke down
>it is reported anon went back to training and refuses to leave the ground

More on that breaking news story when we hear from sources close to the club

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>>77329744
I feel you

Reminder Mendy and Bakayoko are NOT world class players.
The only important player Monaco lost is Bernardo Silva and they have already tons of great youngsters to replace him.
If they keep Lemar, Fabinho and Mbappe they are going to rekt shit next season.
Cant wait to see Tielemans with those guys

>>77329797
Whatever happened to El Generico?

>>77329445
newcastle 5-1 spurs

maximum keks

>>77329858
>if they keep lemar, mbappe

Both of who appear to be confirmed to be leaving

>>77329884
I'd enjoy seeing who Levy panic buys and if he kills himself for spending money afterwards

>>77329892
nah lemar is staying for sure we'll see about mbappe

>>77329876
Retired to look after orphans full time

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>>77327583
get fucked the lot of ya

>>77329618
Is Pookaku not godly against West Ham? Like Suarez vs Norwich good

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Blackman is a Blade.

>>77329858
I thought Tielemann is a meme?

>>77326525
>not using retard in his daily language

SJW detected

>>77329969
Not at all. Who the fuck told you that?

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....Heh.... Thanks for Matic, Kid

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CL round 3 qualifiers leg 1 finished yesterday

>>77329445
Newcastle beating Spurs 3-0
Brighton scoring first against City

>>77326825
We'll be the ones laughing when we win the title this season. ;)

>>77330024
Suprised at the BATE Borisov result
Also
>3 good teams out of 30
>2 of them get drawn against each other
Typical (((UEFA))). That's a part of European Football that I haven't missed

>>77329961
Nick Blackman is back?

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>>77330094
J A M A L
A
M
A
L

>>77329757
Update on this, allegedly mom asked to insert a clause restricting anon from wearing her underwear when she goes out. Anon is reportedly devastated at this betrayal.

>>77322794
>The Blues are in talks with interested parties over a naming rights deal for their new stadium, but the club insist the name Stamford Bridge will be preserved in some way. (Evening Standard)

Gazprom Stamford Bridge

Or Gazprom at Stamford Bridge

who is gonna be the young english meme player of next season?

>>77330154
Lofus-Cheek of course. And whoever Congte decides to bring on at 85" for the last 6 games

>>77330115
Oh shit ok how long is Moore fucked for la? Is Blackman any good or just Chelsea loanee #4337640

I was thinking get jags resigned and start him in net.

>>77330154

Phil Foden

AKA the manc Messi

>>77330154
Macrus Rashford

>>77330245
like he will get a match. Pep will buy another 2 players in his position for £50m each

>>77330245
you mean the stockport iniesta

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>still no INS
Sigh

>>77330260

>doubting the greater Manchester Garrincha

Lad...

>Rooney is spending his time before KO liking people's tweets and watching the outcome as they freak out seeing Rooney liked their tweet