Game thread 2 5-0 cubs. Sox getting no hit edition
THANK YOU NARV
FINALLY A HIT
>>77322136
GROSS.
Pigs, disgusting.
>Sox getting no hit edition
lol nice going OP
>>77322136
You jinxed it faggot
>>77322136
what a jinx
>OP
NOW GET THEM IN
DON'T LIE DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT
COME ON HANSON
get a fucking hit you scrawny little negro. atone for yesterday.
>runners on second and third
>no outs
I've seen this episode before. Yesterday even.
I'm sorry bros
>>77322239
Wrong guy
unless youre somehow in the future past hansons AB
>>77322253
It's 1 out you dumb lifelong
wew la
ON THE BOARD
NO SHUTOUT
AND MONCADA FINALLY SCORES HIS FIRST RUN!
Now redeem yourself timmay
>>77322259
i don't even bother learning their names anymore. i just saw a skinny black guy and assumed it was anderson.
Hurray, the Sox aren't shutout!
>>77322297
How can you not bother with a name like Hanson?
Damn it timmay, weak ass shit
Letting to Who score is a good thing, takes pressure off the Cubs to play perfect which means they're much less likely to make a huge blunder and allows the Who to now have a glimmer of hope that will be crushed in spectacular fashion when the Cubs get that run back next inning.
>>77322326
ahaha, my comment applied anyway.
I am not impressed even a little with tim anderson why did they pay this guy?
>shields didn't give up a home run
>nor holmrunberg
>and we're not no hit or shut out
Chalk that up as a rebuilding season victory.
and now for the bullpen to give back the run and then some
Hello who's fans, I was wondering if you could provide me a guide for when I visit Gauranteed Rape Field™ and watch my beloved Chicago White Sox play?
I am looking specifically for a way to ensure I expereince the nastiest rape possible. You know, the dirty sanchez on your face rape, KO'd with my arms tied to a urinal in the bowels of Gauranteed Rape Field™. I would prefer it be done by two squat, chubby Mexicans and one BBC stud named Jamal.
Thanks a lot bros.
Reminder don't respond to asshole classless cubs fans.
Take the high road.
>>77322405
What is this post in response to, Jose?
Fucking kill yourself shields.
>>77322413
It's a general PSA
>4 straight ball walk
Fuck sake infante don't fucking give the run back this quickly
>>77322442
Kek not even the most heartfelt libations will stop Infante from practicing his wrath
>>77322474
and by practicing his wrath, basically means, pitching normally and getting shelled
I called it. So fucking easy to call too
fuck you shields
>>77319696
>>77319696
>>77319696
>>77322394
Is this your pathetic attempt to counteract the "Lifelong" pasta?
wew
>abroo
FUCKING TIMMAY ANOTHER GODDAMN ERROR
GO TO CHARLOTTE ALREADY
>>77322488
He works in mysterious ways.
>abreu
>>77322550
nothing wrong with the throw
>lifelong
>THE DEFENSIVE PROWESS OF ABROO BROO
fucking hell abroo, and it's not the first time either
>Cuban fielding
>>77322550
Guess it was on abroo. My b
jesus christ this infield
>no burst faceman
get fukt sux!
>>77322571
We're only good at hitting and swimming.
>>77322585
95% of cubans cant hit breaking balls
Hits?
who needs them
I wonder how hectic it is in the booth behind the scenes with Len trying to control JD's autism every game
>this game
fuck you shields
fuck you holmberg
fuck you infante
and fuck this infield D too
>Cubs don't even need to get a hit to score on the Who
Got that run back
>>77322606
fuck this game
pure fucking trash
fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck grsujkghklsfghjksdfjklgjelkgasjkfdhs,gfdsgbfsddfsgfg
>>77322606
Is that a Jon Jay's Wacky Trip reference?
fuck this fucking game fuck
fuck sake
>>77322652
>>77322606
The only thing good about this show was the OP.
But then it was shitty because they didn't give the characters nipples.
>>77322676
No that's how I literally am when I'm watching this fucking garbage ass fucking team
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
why are white sox fans so autistic?
>>77322717
Because we have to watch fucking garbage on the field masquerading as a baseball team
>Cusb will never have 1908 style alternates
JUST
>>77322609
Breaking balls are just anglo cheats, real men throw fastballs
fuck you shields
fucking kill yourself
fuck you holmberg
fucking kill yourself
This game pisses me off that we have to trot this fucking garbage trash fucking joke of players in a crosstown game and then predictably lose horribly.
It's like when the bears have to put their just as trash shit ass fucking team against the packers and just let them have their way with us.
I fucking HATE IT.
>Audible 'Let's go Cubbies' from the crowd
>Attempts to counter with 'Let's go White Sox' get drowned out.
When you lose chanting wars in your own stadium.
>>77322754
soler would have been bonds tier in that mlb
>>77322821
No one has any energy to chant for this shit team that is attempting to play """""""""""Baseball"""""""""" right now
>>77322876
Rounders. Children play it.
God fucking damn it
>>77322876
>No energy
I think you mean no dignity
I love this version of arrieta.
another fucking pathetic inning
FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKERS AT LEAST TRY TO FIGHT BACK FUAFJACJJCDJKAFKJADJFKSJKFHASJKGFSAKLHGKLSAGOIHSNLKGASDFGSDAFGSAG
>>77322931
gamlin a shit
>>77322821
The Cubs have always been the more popular team though. It's not like White Sox fans don't care, they're just vastly outnumbered.
>Arrita rolls along
There's only one tank in this game. And it's named 'Pilate Power'
FUCK THIS SO MUCH
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO TROT OUT THIS FUCKING GARBAGE TO PLAY THIS SERIES
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID
FUCK
>goldberg now
JESUS FUCKING CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
>bigger better wetter
What did they mean by this?
Fuck you shields
fuck you holmberg
Fuck you shields
fuck you infante
Fuck you shields
fuck you goldberg
>>77322999
I'm just as pissed off with the Sox just as much as you, but this is getting excessive now.
>>77322999
Are all Sox sniffers such a bunch of crybabies?
>11th birthday
>family friends say they got me something from my 'favourite baseball team'
>open the box
>it's a Who's hat
>my mom just told them 'Chicago' without specifying the team
They returned it
>>77323030
It's my only way to vent
or else I'm punching another hole in my wall
right next to the patched up remains of the "Bulls hole"
>>77323036
Fuck you. You don't have to root for this fucking garbage.
JD and Len should go to where ever Hawk is broadcasting and crash the Sox announcing.
>>77323059
>108 years, since before electricity
>>77323036
Just 1-2 autistic screechers
fucking kill yourself shields
Retard here
Why do people call them the Who's?
yoosa leads reggaenation onenil
>>77323100
Why do people call them the Cubes?
>>77323073
>108 ago they didn't have electricity
South sider education everyone
nice belly on that guy
This game is autisticly
Fucking goldberg you fucking suck too
The worst fucking part is I fully knew that Shields would suck and this game would turn out like this.
And I still want to punch my wall.
Fuck.
>>77323079
Every sox fan post is an epithet.
>>77323079
fuck you goldberg
you had him fucking 0-2
A cheeky bloop by Russel.
>"Geoffreye O'Neal Addison Robert Watts Jr III".[4]
What the fuck is this autism
>>77323127
Wisconsin family. Town didn't get electrified until 1912 or something, maybe mainstreet before 1900, but most of town had to wait. Somebody died climbing a pole and touching wires.
>>77323225
2 strikes I mean god damn it
>>77323240
I haven't seen this much Goalpost moving since Wisconson tries to explain why they're superior to Chicago. Which they aren't.
The ONLY thing of interest in Wisconson is that giant Fiberglass Muskie you got in the middle of the woods.
>>77323241
do you whos fans have to put up with this sort of fanbase autism on a regular basis?
>>77323147
all the baseball organ players are 80 year old ladies, when they all die will there be no more organ music in baseball or do new girls learn to play the organ when they turn 80?
>yet another full count
Fucking finally an actual DP
Who's next after Arrieta?
Who is the special musical treat going to be??
>>77323277
Blame the sox for being so shitty and playing such shitty baseball.
You just don't understand.
>>77323190
>gwenpool
that's some irony if I ever saw it
>Hitting into a DP
NO! bad Caratini!
>>77323297
Chicago's very own...Lil Durk!
stretch
>>77323295
Probably Grimm.
>>77323190
why is she so cute familia
Please get something going here
>>77323328
3 hrs in.
>>77323337
he should come out to Don't Fear the Reaper
>tfw Cubs cracked down on letting random celebs sing the stretch
>tfw no more Jeff Gordon and Ozzy Osbourne type incidents
I know they weren't Cubs fans singing, but boy they were funny
>>77323337
I vote Montgomery - hasnt had a relief appearance since he was a starter iirc
>>77323310
the third worst season in franchise history was in 2012 you fucking retard
>>77323379
2013 you mean? the 99 loss season?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPYI_Y3pWw
>>77323364
Ice Cube made an attempt this week
it was as bad as you imagine
cub fans are lame as fuck
>>77323422
>imagine being this asspained
>>77323399
2012 the cubs went 61-101. Cubs fans who arent >lifelongs know what this shit feels like
inb4 moncada home run
>>77323421
Oh my god I am dying over here http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/ice-cube-completely-destroys-seventh-inning-stretch-at-wrigley-field/
>>77323269
My mother's house still has the post-pre electrification wiring with bare wires and insulators running up inside the walls like cattle fences. She's got TV's and computers plugged into that shit.
>dunnvidson
Come on Moncada
>>77323460
Well fair enough then. But this is still bad. So bad.
MONCADA!
Finally something to cheer about
>>77323460
the funny part is that the Cusb didn't even finish last in the division that season, the asstros went 55-107 >>77323486
GOHAN MONKEYDA
>>77323462
WIZARD
MONCADA HOMER
FUTURE!!!!!
Okay I vow to stop being so bitter right now. I'm happy with this game. Take the small victories.
>>77323486
>But this is still bad.
You have to strap in and let it happen.
It's going to take longer than you want it to
FUCK YES MONCADA
>>77323462
i rulE
>>77323421
The problem is he tried to rap it when the song allowed zero fluidity because it's a sing-a-long.
It was a hilarious clusterfuck
>Who gets a home run before the Cubs
...
>>77323460
>you now remember Carlos Marmol
>Bustcada
cUBS SUCK DICK
>Moncadunn
>>77323529
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdiB3cISeBk
That's fucking saved
fuck shields but that was expected
Moncada Homer is happy town
>>77323529
>implying he isn't the star of my nightmares
>>77323578
>being reminded of marmlel at the same time
Brewers lost
>>77323529
No Cubs player was responsible for more swearing in my parents house than Marmol.
>>77323376
Hawk all angwy cause of strike calls. top lel
>>77323615
>>77323603
>>77323595
>>77323529
He is 3rd all time in saves in Cubs history. Kek.
>>77323637
Someone post the gif
Our counter attack to reclaim that run lost begins now.
>ugly loli
goddamnit
>>77323645
That's like saying cutler had some of the top numbers in bears history
you also remember kevin gregg
>>77323645
there was a window of time where he was downright nasty
then he lost his ability to locate his slider and he was downright dangerous
but they kept letting him pitch
>he still had the funkiest walkout music of any closer in the game
>>77323666
Yep. Randy Myers got 112 from 1993-1995 and Marmol got 117 from 2004-2013.
Lmao
https://twitter.com/CSNChicago/status/890407930796793856
Something seems odd about hawk talking positively about a rebuild. Oh well, he'll be gone soon enough.
>You now remember Shingo Takatsu
>>77323665
She will break you.
>you now remember Edwin Jackson
>>77323701
white loli = white sox fans
other lolis = all the other fans who bullied the white sox for years
Fuck anime.
>>77323721
he pitched yesterday
for somebody
gnats?
>>77323721
but I've never forgotten ejax
>>77323697
>not liking based Hawk
His hateful rants on the umps are top tier entertainment
Who's the next position player called up for the Sox?
>>77323727
this is how you get an anime dump
>Bryant Doubles
Here comes the Rizz
>>77323751
I guess it'll be tilson/cordell, whoever recovers first
Willy though seems the most likely but hes been up already
outside stretch, nicky D
goldberg gonna goldberg
you now remember Joe Borowski
>>77323747
The one thing I don't like about Hawk is he rarely fucking talks and when he does it's something absolutely fucktarded
>>77323747
yesterday was great.
lackey, old, doesn't give a fuck about getting fired-throwing at hitters
hawk, old, doesn't give a fuck about getting fired- ranting about lackey throwing at hitters
yet another botched DP
RIP goldbergs ERA some more
>>77323807
You could just record him saying 'put it on the board' and 'he gone'. play those at the right time. And you wouldn't be able to tell if he if he was in the booth 95% of the time.
>>77323882
Based
Should the Cubs have traded Schwarber?
>(((Goldberg)))
>>77323882
Cubs fans should remember their team being so bad that one of their future prospects hitting a homer is the highlight of their entire night. What a feel.
These fucking Jews t awful
>>77323947
>holmberg
>goldberg
1 for 3 with 2 walks and 1 rbi
decent nite for schwarbz
>>77323912
Good luck finding someone to trade to.
>8 walks on the night
>white sox """""""""""""pitching"""""""""""""""""
>>77323986
>melaninmyrights
jesus
>>77323986
White Sox owned by a white man
>>77323986
>>77324015
(((white)))
>>77323986
>>77323932
We can remember our future prospects doing that just last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8z2205EwHQ
goldberg lowered his ERA from 22 to 14
>>77324039
But you weren't shit last year
LOBs: 19-3
>>77323932
>the highlight of their entire night
More like that entire season
>>77324062
That didn't make our prospects any less awesome and their heroics the highlight of the game.
Dingers are fun
HANSOOOOOOOOONNNNN
MMMMMBOP
hahahahahah wow
Heyward almost got it. He needs to add wall climbing to his defensive skill set.
>>77324091
Plenty of more season for Lopez's perfect game
wow wat
checked out
>caratini
nice catch fag
>catcher
>can't catch
hmm
silver sombrero for engel
ouch
Rookie mistake, not the end of the world. And even with these blunders we still got a 4 run lead and you only have 4 outs to work with.
>the state of this fielding
Way to yolmeme
Come on Melkman
Make it a 2 run game
>>77323986
>>77324330
dang, couldn't chip away either
Please hold'em Minaya
>>77324332
>LaQuisha
>>77324332
>>77324369
LAQUISHA NO DON'T HIT HER
yoosa 2
reggaetown 1
inextras
https://twitter.com/MichaelKopech5/status/890408456305483777
>>77324332
what the flying fuck
>tfw no woke black baseball fan gf
>>77324462
>>77324332
>>77324332
Sounds like a Sox Fag thing
There's the giveback
>minaya
but we already knew how much he sucks so meh
RUSSEL DEM JIMMIES!
easy come easy go
>>77324543
He's doing it wrong
>>77323986
>>77324332
I guess I picked the right Chicago side to bandwagon.
>all those fans leaving
>when moncada is still guaranteed another AB
Fucking casuals
>>77324648
Damn straight poor man's Venezuela.
Come on one more run and I can use this.
alright here we go
die or die time
>>77324678
They got to beat the traffic and all the after hours crime.
die or die time
>>77324712
It's a Moncada AB though so I stand by my statement
Hell I stomached this shields "start" today to see them and it was well worth it.
Btw, congratulations on your meme soccer cup, burgers.
>>77324753
glad one of my teams won today
Come on Abroo
I WANT SKELLY REEEEEEE
WHEN IS THIS GAME GOING TO END
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
there's a bloop
now we need another bloop, and another, then another, then a blast
>>77324784
In 3 more outs, most likely.
>>77324782
Fuck off, you frog posting degenerate, he pitched yesterday so he gets some rest.
>dunnvidson
Alright come on Moncada. RBI chance
>>77324812
>>77324812
Calm the fuck down
Aw damn it
SIT DOWN ROOKIE BOY
I know it's early, but [W]
and losah
bg cubs, it was already predetermined from the start as it was a shields start. fuck shields
Last hope to defend the cup is Big Mike. Welp. Better chance than Shields at least.
but this was a good night for the future
Moncada first homer and a good one and all this minor pitching at all levels
[ W ]
6 games over
sole possession of division lead
Lester v Pelfrey next
cya tomorrow soxbros
>>77324831
This is now a minerals thread.
GENTLEMEN, LISTEN TO THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE.
Baseball season's underway
Well, you'd better get ready for a horrible day
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
They're singing
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
They're singing
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
They got no power
They got no speed
And are the worst in the American League
Well, this is the year
Where all the prospects dies
In the stadium where
the downward arrow flies
(We're crying, now)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
Baseball time is here again
You can suffer through it all on UPN
So put on brown bag and throw your up hands
Chicago White Sox have no fans
(Here I'm singing, now)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
(Don’t get shot now!)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
(Can’t even win)
Blow, Sox Blow!
Blow, Sox Blow!
Hey Chicago, what do you say?
The Sox are gonna lose today
[W]
1st in the division!
>>77324926
Holy cringe. Please gas yourself
T.cub fans
Last one decides it. See you all tomorrow.
>>77324926
You are the worst cubs fan here and a weeb. Get off my team.
>>77324938
Ross is on espn now?
He seems like a nice young man
Based fucking Moncada
>>77324959
Yes
>>77324916
>>77324926
I chuckled
>>77324948
>>77324940
Cry more kiddos
>>77325014
Gas yourself right now
It would come down to the decisive game 4.
Tomorrow decides it.
>>77325024
No, and I'm going to post it tomorrow when we re-claim the cup and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
>>77325107
Congratulations on making all of us look even worse than mo'lester
>>77324939
The Cubs are now the last first place team.
BOS 56 47
CLE 54 45
HOU 67 34
WSH 60 39
CHC 53 47
LAD 70 31
>>77325107
baka senpai >:[
https://twitter.com/cubs_live/status/890425692214763520
>mfw who's fan
>>77325192
at least he was trying. cub fans dont even watch the game