/heem/: American Gangster Edition

Who is your favourite XX fighter?

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Horiguchi vs Tokoro
Aliakbari vs King
Garcia vs Gagloeva
Miura vs Tapa
Nasukawa vs Saiga

Rizin will startat 1am EST Saturday night/Sunday morning after UFC 214

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Embedded is out boys

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saving this thread

caption this OC for me

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>>77319326
Tokoro
King
Garcia
Miura
Saiga


literally just guessed

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>>77319326
>Horiguchi
>Aliakbari
>Garcia
>Miura
>Nasukawa

fucking faggot

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>US WANT SNU SNU!
>SNU SNU! SNU SNU! SNU SNU!
what do /heem/?

>>77319337
top quality webm. keep it up mayne

>>77319326
when is that bottom right qt fighting?

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This is going to be a shit fest until the bump limit is reached.

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>>77319344

Just saw the BBB with Joey Diaz talking about putting draino on his dick

what a fuckin idiot

I want to fuck Joanna for some reason

>>77319344
how good would gabi's rough callused man hands feel on your penis

>>77319337
>when you just realize you jinxed yourself by getting haircut on embedded

>>77319355
she's the second fight of the night. Shinjuju Nozawa

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>>77319326
Horiguchi
Aliakbari
Garcia
Miura
Nasukawa

>>77319344
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>77319355

i don't really like you norway, so i'm not gonna answer that question

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>>77319332
Safety tip: always swim near a manned lifeguard tower at the beach.

>>77319337
>tfw you have to wait till saturday evening for the long awaited SUCC

I'm a literal black belt under the Gracie system. If I defended myself against a random attacker or in a street fight I could go to jail for using deadly force. I'm also 6'3" and shredded at 245.

How do any of you pathetic manlet fatbodied pussies even THINK you have a chance against me?

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>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-211-athlete-outfitting-pay-champs-miocic-jedrzejczyk-lead-highest-payout-of-2017
>Leading the way were the two fighters who both entered and exited the event with gold around their waste.
>gold around their waste

quality journalism right there

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OFFICIAL HEEM CUTIES FIGHTING THIS WEEKEND

>Kailin
>Albu
>Reina
>Miyuu

>>77319337
>>77319410
kek

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>>77319326
Horiguchi
Aliakkbari
Garcia
Miura
Nasukawa

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Actually in terms of grappling Maia matches well against Woodley


Going by his MMA performance and college wrestling career. Woodley strives at the neutral position, that is neutral stand up and foused on developing an explosive double leg and defensive scramble from stand up.This let him focus on his striking in his MMA career.

One of the gaps that i feel Woodley struggle in (and Maia hinted in the post fight conference) is his poor riding and counter riding abilities. In college he would wrestle hard and stall out his opponent on the ground so he could get a stand up and work his takedowns.

You dont see Woodley on the ground getting wrestler ride at all so far, or even scramble a lot from the ground to standing.

In the Wonderboy fight (i think it was the first one) Woodley was rather clumsy/clunky trying to keep Wonderboy down and fumbled not only a basic wrestler ride on Wonderboy (and honestly no disrespect to Wonderboy but his ground game has no concept of how to counter rides) but fumbled a basic concepts like front headlock/guillotines


Maia has the advantage with his style of MMA wrestling relying on the single/half guard and his back take to wrestling ride combo.


Now of course Woodly has insane power and can just KO Maia before any of the offensive set Maia can do. But saying Maia has no chance is foolish. Maia has probably 2 paths of victory and Woodly is extremely exploitable with one of the paths to victory

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>>77319406
Only if lifeguard is a hot lady who wears a high cut single piece swimsuit, I ain't getting mouth to mouth from some dude, maybe besides Hoff, no homo

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>>77319326
Horiguchi
Allahuakhbari
Gabi
King Reina
Nasukawa

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mandrama sells fights this isn't a real sport its fan are the biggest manchildren in /sp/

>muh systematic racism
There has been a lot of Hype lately. Motherfucker hasnt really proven himself yet. 1-2 more KO's of Top 5 HW's and he will get promoted af.
Okay, his broken english might be an obstacle but the color of his skin has nothing to do with it. Hell, it might be even an advantage

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>>77319326
Gooch
Aliakbari
Gabi
Reina
Nasukawa

What the fuck is going on in this thread ?
Why is spammer posting old posts from the archive ?

>>77319433
STFU ur the biggest nerd here

upvote this if you're buying the PPV this weekend

You know, I really like the way Tyron presents himself in interviews, analyst segments, even in Embeddeds. He comes off as a consummate professional, well spoken, intelligent, and hard working.

But man, the second he gets behind that presser desk and puts those shades on, he becomes so fucking unlikeable. I was neutral up until today, I really want to see him get backpacked now.

>>77319469
Why are you implying I am going to make it a long night? What do I have to do with this?

>still havent watched press conference
>new embedded
>rogan live with dorian

Shit too much stuff to watch right now. Guess I'll go with Rogan since its live

Can somebody explain all that Coral Springs, Docksperg etc shit to me? I´m just here to discuss mma.

>>77319344
Cyborg or Gabbie?

I mean for... you know.

>>77319470
just fucking lol @ paying for ufc events

>>77319485
People started bullying me on /heem/ about my favorite fighter Brendan Schaub and the city I live in (Coral Springs)

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>>77319463
>sleepy

>>77319441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XDfXKp4nJE

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>>77319480
>its a Coral Springs derails the thread episode

Wait I thought Dorian Yates was that australian cycling goof with the weird haircut

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>oral spring is under attack
FORM SPERGTRON

>>77319499

just fucking lol @ being poor my man

>>77319518

That's Durianrider

Conor was good for UFC but not the sport, does heem agree?

>>77319513
Always blame it on me and never the losers who have nothing better to do than pick on me.

>>77319433
appreciate your post wrestling bro. As a middle european I have no idea about grappling/wrestling but I hope you are right.
Woodley was so cocky and over confident the last couple days, I really hope Maia got this!

>>77319520
I'm constantly under attack and it's not fair to me and everyone else trying to talk MMA

>>77319549
that's why I'm here

I'll be your hero bb

>>77319485
>Trying to discuss mma
>On /heem/
You came to the wrong place m8, there's no discussion until late night hours

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Koscheck had his eye even more fucked up and they let it go for 5 rounds, with GSP sadistically jabbing it over and over again

what happened to that poster who said he had a pregnant gf? people didn't believe him. did someone goad him into taking a pic of the baby?

>>77319543
That post was made weeks ago, spammer dug it out from archive and posted again for some reason

>>77319582
You are gonna feel really silly when Jake chokes out Danis and says "I'm not surprised motherfuckers"

>>77319483
>for the first time skip embeddeds/pass on pressers
I'm exited for the card just don't care about what any of these people have to say. Rogan with Yates should be awesome tho.

>>77319576

he got high on bath salts and caused a miscarriage by repeatedly punching his gf's belly. didn't you see the news article? people were spamming it for days

>jon jones calling DC a junkie
Is he retarded?

>>77319599
He said that his /o/ and /sp/ passions collided and he met Stipe at outdoors store

>>77319582
He copies heem posts into a notepad and repost them pretending to be people. Does the same with images and filenames. He's really obsessed for some reason and it seems like something triggered him today

>>77319603
Link article

>>77319536
Conor's only good for Conor.

>>77319441
>my mum talk about UFC will be bankrupt if the illegal knee happens again and how touching gloves should be banned because it's "just a fight" and respect has no place in a fight.
Bro my mum does this aswell, its a fucking British thing to be disrespectful as possible i swear. I hate when people dont have a clue about martial arts try to tell me about it. Its like me commentating a football match when my dad is watching even though i dont have a clue whats going on other than kicking the ball

Spammer is having a bad day, must've gotten picked on at summer camp.

>>77319641

Always wondered how much that shit costs. How do irrelevant pre-prelim guys afford training like that? How does someone like, say, Joanne Calderwood, afford training at Tristar?

>>77319641
Honestly fighting isn't something I see someone doing unless they love it. Unless youre a top guy you ain't going to be making shit

>>77319627
I triggered him this morning, sorry guys

>>77319681
I think it's because nobody ever responds with their favorite woman fighter

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what's the best takedown to armbar attempt you have ever witnessed in mma?

>>77319689
>>be model tier
>>fight anyway
LOL!
Models only make money if they're FEMALE. Male models make nothing.

>>77319693
Not reaching into the scat folder today, huh? Waiting for mommy to go to bed?

I just made this webm

>>77319487
both nigga shieeet

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>>77319686
This thread is just bizarre, gonna have fun reading it in the morning or late night heem as you call it

>>77319693
Ronda over Zingano

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>>77319326
Horiguchi
Aliakbari
Garcia
Miura
TENSHIN

>>77319631
Great Lakes area has it's own drawl of extended vowels and clipped syllables that change the cadence of even simple words. Add to that a little punch-drunk slurring and just a hint of a lisp and you have St-eeee-pay Meeee-ooo-chich, Oh Yea

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>>77319742
BOBBY I'M DA WORLD CHAMP, TELL CLEVELAND THEY GOT A CHAMPION BOBBY, TELL LINDA SHE HAS A CHAMPION

>>77319781
No the UFC are just idiots who push good looking kids with no experience who recently got into the sport against world champions whilst top caliber veteran dudes like James Vick have been bringing hell into the cage for a decade and they're still at the bottom of the prelims fighting bums. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a UFC drone. Dark Roast LMAO.

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>>77319781
Just stopping by to remind everyone you're a casual.

>>77319796
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ziwcS0qzUYI

>>77319798
we will see, Silva's problem was that he cleaned up the lower end but lost to the upper tier guys. Yair only lost to Edgar in the UFC so far and thats nothing to be ashamed of.

>>77319811
That was pretty much me. I was in denial.

Wow I'm watching the press conference and Jones is destroying DC

>you ill forever be known as the 206.2 pound champion

Fucking brutal.

Did Porandbro abandon us?

>>77319811
Anything a man can do, a woman can do better. That’s the way that it should be. Because there isn’t as many females as there are male fighters. It’s a rare commodity. It’s still a rare thing because not as many females are doing it as much as males. It’s not very common for girls to be getting in there and doing fist fights.

It is starting to get more popular for women now, and especially because women are starting to see other women can do it and they’re feel empowered by that.

In my opinion, women rule the world. They are the neck and they make the head turn. I feel like that’s the way that it should be and I feel like, if anything, they deserve to get paid 10 times more than the men.

You look at the business aspect of things and the business world and women that do 10 times the work get paid less than a man. That’s not right.

>>77319796
You know there's more than one Canadian on /heem/, right, fish killer?

>>77319828
No, there's not lmao lol bud!

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>>77319828
Was this you admitting that you miss me?

>>77319828
Adan has disgraced your flag so badly that none of you have any credibility.

>>77319828
Andrade's footwork is terrible dude. Joanna's is great. That alone should tell you quite a lot.

Joanna picks her opponents apart at range, she's not a brawler and she does her best to not get hit. Picking Andrade was stupid, plain and simple. She got dominated. It looked like an untrained dude walked into a gym and sparred with the black belt lol

>>77319828
*surrounds you*

>>77319828
Because Danis is such a faggot

If Danis wasn't Danis, losing to Shields wouldn't be embarrassing at all. His stock would actually probably go up since he was able to have such a close match with a dude as good as Shields and still only lose in overtime.

But if you're Dillon Danis and you go around constantly hyping yourself up as the best in the world and then when it comes time to prove it you lose, of course that's embarrassing even if the loss itself was close.

>>77319840
No. I, for one, honestly hope you get so sick from hepatitis that you'll never be able to post here again.

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>>77319326
Horiguchi
King
Gabi
King
Nasukawa

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>>77319859
>>77319845
>>77319842
>>77319840
>>77319839

get the fuck back

>>77319862
Is jake shields even a "good" grappler?

>>77319871
post it again it's always better the 500th time around

>>77319875
>Frogposting on /heem/
Kill you are self

>>77319842
I know. I want to heem that little Somali faggot so bad for disgracing our great nation.

>>77319792
James vick is good but hes not world champion level by any means

>>77319894
*gallops towards you*

>>77319899
I'm white bud

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>>77319326
Gucci
Mohammed
Gabi
KING Miura
tenshin

Spammer has found a way to spam without getting banned. Mods will read his posts and just think it's normal MMA discussion when in reality he is posting stuff from the archive that were written months ago.

>>77319886
Nah, bullying you is too much fun. I don't feel thevleast bit bad, since Schaub fans and Floridians aren't people anyway.

>>77319917
It's docksperg, he has too much time on his hands

>>77319886
lmao

Will Cuck Thomas EVER recover?

>>77319917
okay is it really spam then?

I thought the problem was the scat/gay shit. this is 4chan spam is going to happen.

>>77319912
Nah, bro.

Nah.

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>>77319926
>since Schaub fans and Floridians aren't people anyway.
That's just inconsiderate drivel, I respect all people so I won't make a comeback. I ask you to put this all behind just for a few days and take note of how much better you feel mentally. Hating and bullying someone nonstop must take a toll on your psyche.

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>>77319899
If you heem your enemies they win

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHbVAgpdLCs

MY
DICK
WORKS

>>77319963
Nah, I'm completely chill. And Schaub fans and Floridians aren't people. I rank them somewhere between pigs and monkeys.

>>77319828
easily 4

been in thread with 3 a few times

>>77319998
>I rank them somewhere between pigs and monkeys.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Super proud of my city for being mostly pro-Jones at the press conference.

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cute! CUTE!!

Could they be more perfect?

>>77320021
>people are going to miss me
Lmao so hard

is mma the easiest sport to go pro at? you don't really have to be particularly gifted to make it to the ufc and there are even divisions for the tiniest of manlets. all you have to do is work hard and have no regard for how ugly or retarded you'll be by your 40s

>>77320040
definetly the easiest to go pro at

literally millions of champions each year, even (You) can do it

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>run from the po-lice? picture that
>nigga im too fat
>i fuck around and catch an asthma attack

>>77320040
Yeah, but fighting in UFC must be a little bit harder tho.

>>77320040
If I had no other options in life I'd get into fighting with the sole intention of being a Chris lytle type guy who will never get close to the title but just put on bonus winning fights every time

>>77319441
comfy ass 90s

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>>77320113
maybe this guy is more your speed

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>>77319441
>>77320125
surprisingly relevant webm

How is the second front flip possible?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=031580nz6gY

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Bork and Bones want to fight. How many buys would a Brock/Jon Jones heavyweight bout do?

>>77320145
*get raped*

heh, nothing personal kid

>>77320151
1.5 mill

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Sage Northcutt vs Paige VanZant xxx

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>>77320219

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>>77320227

Is heem the most active general on spee?

>>77320237
yes

>>77320219
When is Sage going to get cut? Hes terrible

>>77319326
You're taking picks for this shitshow but no for 214?

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>>77320151
Kurt Angle said Brock wasn't a good wrestler because of technique but because he would just simply overpower his opponents. Yet he still lost to Angle when they actually wrestled

Now if a 5'10 dude who weighs around 210-225 beat Brock in wrestling, then I know Jon Jones could beat Brock

>>77320151
800k-1million it would be huge

despite PPV being a dying model

>>77320252
Already took picks for 214 last thread hue

Want to rewatch some Jones what are some of his best fights?

>>77320255
Kurt Angle won an olympic gold medal with a broken frickin neck

>>77320246
He's good looking, aesthetic, smart, educated, friendly, and drowns in pussy.

Nobody gives a fuck if he lost a couple of fights.

>>77320290
Matt Hamill is a banger

>>77320276
forget to switch proxies?

>>77320252
Are you stupid or are you dumb?

>>77320255
Kurt literally won an Olympic Gold medal with a broken neck didn't he. He's a bloody good wrestler.

And as far as Brock and technique I don't think that's something that's really hidden. His size obviously does him plenty of favours. Also I'm pretty sure Brock says he won when they wrestled and Kurt says he won, so it's a toss up anyway.

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>yfw GSP gets either BLACKED or BACKPACKED in 2017

>>77320294
It's true, it's true.

>>77320255
Kurt said he only got one takedown and that it was a near draw. He also said he wouldn't like to wrestle Brock again. Considering Kurt is one of the best amateur wrestlers in history, that's not really a knock on Brock's overall ability.

Did Frank Mir have a horseshoe up his ass?

>>77320315
lmao he did

FUUUUUCK HOW DO YOU GET INJURED 2 DAYS BEFORE THE FIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK DC!!!

>>77320384
weak

Jon Jones says he's giving Dana White the silent treatment. He considers Ari Emanuel the UFC 'boss'
This motherfucker acting like Dana never had his back wtf???
>https://www.google.com/amp/www.latimes.com/sports/boxing/la-sp-ufc-jones-white-20170726-story,amp.html

>>77320384
It's the angles my guy

>>77320384
>>77320411
Same person theres only one Brit on heem at a time at all times

>>77320414
Well Ari Emanuel owns the UFC, so...yeah. Dana White has always been a figurehead and was the bad cop to Lorenzo Fertitta's good cop for many years.

>>77320414
That's fucked up Dana has gotten Jones's ass out of the fire plenty of times

>>77320414
Hes gone mental. They seemed chill at the press conference earlier though

>>77320466
t. casual

dana completely trashed jones because he didnt want to fight chael on short notice to play captain save a card

srslu though how can you outawkward someone that is much better than you

is DC going to try outawkwarding Jon

>>77320522
How do you mistake Jones with Greg Jackson? How many times has Dana covered his ass especially with media. You don't do this type of shit with people that make you look good

DC versus Brock Lesnar in wrestling. Who wins

>>77320530
It's the angles my guy
Conor is heading into a Boxing fight with a Karate stance 100% my guy

>>77320549
DC I'd think

I could literally walk up to any of you and choke you in front of your friends and you'd be too scared to do anything about it.

>>77320530
the only answer is to try some meme shit early

>>77320549
Straight up wrestling? I think people would be surprised

>>77320603
kindly requesting you leave our friend simulator morocco

>>77320603
I always imagines Badir Hari entering the ring with DJ Khaled at his side, will it ever happen?

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>>77320603
dude I have some bad news for you

I think she would fuck you up

I am seriously worried about your commitment to anything fucking related

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>>77320603

Fedor vs cro cop is the most technical mma match

The way fedor times mirko's kicks and counters them is like watching an artist paint a masterpiece

>>77320603
Gross af tbqhfam

>>77320664
For Heavyweights, definitely

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>>77320563
Schaub has been repeatedly vindicated with this. Awkward angles, movement, stance, strikes, etc. will throw anyone off at first

See Lando Vannata vs Tony Ferguson and David Teymur

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are there any spicy banger lists like pic related? i've had a fightpass subscription for like a year now and i finally feel like using it

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>>77320603
Here ya go senpai

>>77320644
No but UFC signed someone that is better than Hari.

Hari is too lazy to learn MMA.

>>77320711
Theres an updated version of that if thats what youre asking

Jon Jones is hands down the most unintentionally funny person ever.. His attempts at normal non-sociopathic interactions and how he just bullies DC.. Its beautiful

Anyone else rooting for Jon this Saturday? Where are my boners?

>>77320648
>Doesnt have a roided out monkey pussy

What did she mean by this?

>>77320714
MYY DICKK

>>77319326
Hey remember that time all the foreigners lost on a Rizin card?

Might as well start taking WWE picks while we're at it.

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>>77320664
Only webm i have of their fight

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It's official, all the GOATS are now bald.

>>77320714

hoooooly shit. uma delicia desu

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>>77320726
found it in the archive thanks

I hate lesbians and I hope Evinger loses brutally.

>>77320760
It's just science. It reduces drag on their head. Let's them move faster. I suspect the next evolution will be adding speed holes to fighters.

>>77320760
Steroid abuse

>>77320752
Looks like a tranny

>>77320746
i would if i watched that. you should do it tho.
here's everything you need
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4Uqf2iX4vRhV1dEdEdPTV95M2c

>>77320808
I cringed so hard I slipped a disc

>>77320229
>>77320227
>>77320219
E U G E N I C S

Pride was MMA at its peak

>>77320822
Submitting/taking RIZIN picks is a huge waste of time, it's literally mandrama

>>77320615
So Brock?

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>>77320838
based this is what i was looking for

>>77320844
Get out, trapfag.

>>77320864
*gallops away from Rizin*

>>77320714
>tfw fagbois too scared to try and handle that
U M A
M
A

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>>77319326
Kyoji
Aliakbari
Gabi
King reina
Nasukawa

>>77320864
so then dont submit them?? why do you care how everyone else has fun?

>>77320875
i dont even care about traps but ignoring the fact that a lot of them are conventionally hot is some closet homo shit. im not gonna fuck a trap but they can be attractive

>>77320897
>Fun
>>>/asp/

>>77320808
Aren't we glad we aren't redditors?

>>77320897
this faggot >>77320864 has a huge issue with RIZIN and any mention of them makes the Zuffa Zombie neurons inside his tiny brain freak the fuck out

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>>77320912
>no fun allowed on heem
i found the spammer

>>77320911
They can be but that's a small percentage. The majority look like shit

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What kinda haircut you want famalam?
Hey man you finna play god of war?
Say no' mo'

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>mfw could heem every in this thread

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>>77320931

>>77320964
Stupid.

>>77320911
>thinking men aren't attractive means you're gay

Ok/

>>77320931
zuffa isn't around anymore, what's the meme name of wme shills?

>>77320964
looks like shit on the real, he would have dicked that blonde brit reported he wanted to if not for his facial hair, shaved head

>>77320931
t.mandrama loser sperg

Hey how was RAW this week you colossal loser?

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Has the hype died down for the Mayweather v McGregor fight?

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>>77320990
zuffa still comes up at the end of a lot o media

>>77321001
I would actually fuck you up

>>77321016
Face to face you'd do nothing

>>77321038
jon jones isn't white you dickhead

>>77321007
I was never hyped desu. It's a blatant cash grab. Goobs is taking an ass kicking for money, he knows it, we know it, the only people who don't are rubes. Honestly really not interested in that fight in the least.

>>77321046
Oh, I disagree

>>77321049
I feel the same way but I'd probably watch it anyway, It'll be a good event to get fucked up for with a couple of friends, nothing too serious.

>>77318720
Hey calendardude, this isn't me.

>>77321043
No, I ACTUALLY would

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>>77321046
>does mountains of blow
gets away with it
>DUI
gets away with it
>hit and run
Gets away with it

Sounds like white in america to me

Is Coral Spergs around? I have a simple request

>>77321072
Eh, if I can get the lads together, I might watch. I'm 34 so it's tough getting everyone together nowadays since everyone works and/or has a family. Might be fun. Otherwise, I'm not gonna bother.

>>77321087
>That flag
Your best fighter is Brad Pickett. You'd do literally nothing to an alpha male.

>>77321116
What's up

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>>77321130
Lemme see that schaubfolder of yours

>>77321093
He went to jail and did community service for those

>>77321128
>Your best fighter is Brad Pickett.
hmmmmmm, no.

>>77320752

Is this the face of wmma?

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>>77321140

>>77321125
might as well shitpost on /sp/, /pol/-tard casuals will be on full suicide watch

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>>77321128
You dropped something

>>77320255
You know that kind of wrestling is fake, right? Dumbass

>>77321153
Lemme get some of that schaub-suicide.png

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>>77321173

>>77321153
Pure, unadulterated autism.

>>77321144
I'm talking about terms of employment though. He still didn't get much legally either for what he did

>>77321153
Are you okay?

>>77321179
Thanks senpai, Callen is cool Schaub is fag!

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>>77321173
Find a strap

>>77321196
Yes, why?

>>77321153
Post Indiana Schaub!

>>77321205
What's wrong with you?

>>77321153
holy shit

whats your opinion about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4

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>>77321226
Don't want to flood, this will be the last one for now.
>>77321229
I don't know, you tell me.

>>77321253
I'm disappointed you don't have schaubblaze.webm

>>77321229
Autism. And hopefully hepatitis.

>>77321128

Brad Pickett beat DJ

dont forget your schaub filter bois

FILENAME
/IMG_[0-9999]/i

COMMENT
/schaub/i

MD5 Filter
https://pastebin.com/GyAbdjPr

>>77321301
He also lost to a guy called "Cheeto" Vera

>>77321327
How do I filter (YOU)?

>>77321327
lol calendar you are a worse spammer than anyone

>>77321330

He could lose to a one-off. He still beat the #1 P4P.

Is Eddie alvarez going to get flushed by Gaethje?

>>77321364
He beat Jones?

>>77321377
They're going to flush each other

>>77321377

Unless Alvarez gets a lucky punch, seems like Gay-chee is gonna put him away.

Does anyone have Tony with a decapitated Tiger?

>>77321408
>>77321419
You think winner of that fight has chance of getting fight with Khabib?

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>>77321377
Big time

>>77321425
khabib is scheduled to miss weight against cucky

>>77321446
He declined that fight UFC just offered

>>77321451
link?

>>77321425
>>77321446
will khabib wait for 165?

>>77321468
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/khabib-nurmagomedov/khabib-nurmagomedov-turns-offer-fight-tony-ferguson-ufc-216/

>>77321446
khabib is holding out for that red panty night that isnt coming

YO! Form Voltron.

>>77321488
he's a bitch but tony doesnt have a choice, conor and nate wont fight anyone but eachother, that's if conor ever fights again.

>>77321512
lmao he actually believes dana, the madman

>>77321488
This isn't too relevant to this story here but it's funny how the MMA media twist the narrative with clickbait headlines, which then get taken at face value without context.
Can't think of anything off the top of my head but even this, all Khabib really said is he wants the fight at 217 instead because 216 is a bit too soon. He went through some pretty tough shit, I'd rather an extra month than a pullout again

>>77321488
He got worked by Dana into thinking Conor actually wants to fight him in December lol.

>>77321528
Implying he won't pull out regardless

>>77321377
god i hope so

>>77321327
But if I filter
>coral springs
I won't be blue to bully him.

>>77321593
How can you hate on edward?

>>77321600
he acted like a dick to dustin

>>77321115
Kek

>>77321488
Is Ferguson RDA levels of cucked

>>77321615
I don't blame him for not wanting the rematch, Dustin will get him nowhere. The way that fight was going it was only getting worse for Porier

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Scientists have isolated the molecule responsible for JUST BLEED https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heme

>>77321599
sacrifices must be made in times of desperation

>>77321645
So this is what heem means

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what if the calendar looked more like this?

>>77319312
man that episode sucked

that show isn't the same without Trump, used to be so awesome watching "celebs" throwing their more famous friends' money around

>>77321769
It would be shittier

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>jake shields and yushin okami fighting on a card live right down the street from me the same time as 214

>>77321800
its shit now so how much worse can it get?

>>77321837
Alot worse, just look at the OP's the last few months with NotePad gone.

is forrest bonnar a meme fighter?

>>77321853
you're not fooling anyone spergop

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>>77321834

>>77321853
the OP doesn't matter dude lol

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>>77321877
Is that when roy nelson asked him about the commission?

>>77321870
Dude, you think spergOP would allow for these shitty threads??? His autism wouldn't allow it, we lost a goodman

>>77321913
spergy still makes OPs bud

>>77321969
He doesn't, it's the spammer impersonating every here. NotePad has not posted in months

reminder Tyron will over-commit early and end up backpacked and subbed.

>>77321425
>>77321446

Khabib is waiting for McGregor, especially now that Goobs has dropped that tiramisu line about fighting him in Russia

>>77322033
If they fought in Russia would the fight be scheduled for Russian or Burgertime?

>>77321987
that's bullshit lol