/mlb/ general - PIMPIN edition

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Royals

Second for UP AND AWAY HBP and Where they 10 are LOB

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The New York Mets

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Royals

Is Didi elite?

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*clears throat*
Royals

>Mum strike outs
When you give up a shot like this of course everyone is going to want a piece of that.
https://www.mlb.com/video/contreras-three-run-homer/c-1648761483

WHEN THE FUCK DID THEY TAKE TAGS AWAY FROM MLB.COM VIDEOS

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Can't wait for Big Game to ruin everything again

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Name a better 3-4-5

>>77319115
Maybe by some godly miracle he won't suck tonight?

And then Armageddon will happen shortly after

>>77319103
No. You can't be the 7th best at a position and be elite. He's pretty good, though.

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>>77319049
>>77319049
POST RARE WHY

>>77319114
They literally ruined the whole website

>>77319125
Harper-Zim-Murphy

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>>77319049
>CWS: Avisail Garcia (thumb) to miss several weeks
Still unbelievable he was our all star.

>>77319130
>7th
Try 3rd.

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TELL ME THAT THE YANKS AREN'T BACK

>>77319171
Definitely not 3rd. 5th maaaaaaaybe.

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Fuckin weebs

>Siera Santos
*unzips dick*

>>77319187
Fuckin bandwagoners

>>77319187
LOOOOL

>>77319187
>normies are cubs bandwagoners
Gee, who woulda thunk it?

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>>77319187

>>77319187
>being a Sox fan
>living in an area before 35th street
Kek

>>77319187
I have more respect for the lone whos fan than those disgusting lifelong casuals beside him.

>>77319187
This pic confirms. Cubs are playing another home game tonite.

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>>77319187

> Snapchat

Take your shitposting to the gamethread if you wish to be butthurt about the superiority of the Cubs.
>>77319192
>>77319192
>>77319192

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it is the 1stros for me to tell you the truth

>>77319219
Who fan attendence
Before 2005: 10 (including mascot)
2005: 1,500,000
1st 10 games of 2006: 80,000
Rest of 2006 to Today: 9 (mascot stayed home from embarassment

>>77319187
What about that group of sox fans on the left?
Also
>living in Mokena, New Lenox, or Joliet
faggot

>>77319187
There's a Cuckbs "fan" right next to him on his phone and a bunch of Sux fans on the left

>>77319250
Does anyone ever thing the houston fans will regret the shitposting they did?

>>77319219
>not knowing that casuals don't go to ballgames they just say they do
Like (You)

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Giants I guess

Went to the game today, had fun

>>77319093
>Damage control
>Still no proof
whew laddy.

>>77319263
I was wondering when someone would ask that question.
Biggio for President

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>>77319253
>you

>>77319255
I live in tinley and he's not talking to them.
>>77319258
>bunch
Apparently 3 is a lot to Sox fans. Shocking

>>77319253
They have the cheapest tickets in both leagues and can barely fill up half their stadium. Which is located in the middle of the city, next to a highway and public transportation out the ass.

It's going to be a home game for the Cubs.

>>77319287
>Posting from the equator
>Posting 2 cent beer night

>>77319287
Thank you for posting a pic of all the empty seats. Really beefs up ur argument in the worse way possible

>>77319263
it's been tame compared to Rockies, Mets, Dodgers, etc. this season and the Red Sox and Jays fans were obnoxious throughout the offseason. every team's fanbase is annoying to someone. just learn to not let it get under your skin.

>>77319319
>Rockies
>Mets
>Red Sox
kek

you seem really insecure about the fact that your entire "fanbase" didn't exist a year ago and is already cancerous as fuck

>>77319319
Post ur team anon and we will try to get under ur skin

>>77319334
don't make me call you obsessed, son

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Where is the /a/stros game thread

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>Daniel Nava is on the DL because reasons

>>77319354
>he thinks this in some way proves my point wrong
holy kek

>>77319358
>>77319359
I'll make a thread, but only if y'all swear off animu for the night

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>>77319391
No deal

>>77319391
>>77319409
>>77319420
>>77319420
Astros vs Gulf Coast League Phillies

>>77319187
says the bandwagoner cubs fan on his phone and posting on 4chan

>>77319458
> posting on 4chan makes you a weeb.
'No'

>>77319479
I never said anything about being a weeb. Are you that insecure about yourself?

>>77319489
That's what my post said you nigger. Try reading.

>>77319509
The picture itself doesn't mention anything about being a weeb, which is what I'm referring . Keep projecting you sad sack of shit. I'm not even a fan of either team.

>>77319115
Please stir shit up with the Cubs. Yesterday sounded like there was new blood in the rivalry.

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BASED FULMER BTFO THE FRONT OFFICE

>>77319545
It'll all go away once they shell shields and the game turns into a 10-1 snoozefest.

>>77319604
Too bad they'll get nothing back for those old timers and terrible contracts

posting itt because Fred Lynn was my favorite player as a youngin

>>77319630
You mean except incredibly valuable cap space???????????????????????????

post yfw Darvis gets traded to Colorado despite his no trade clause

MIKE FIERS IS BACK BOYS! NO HITTER THROUGH 1.1 INNINGS

>>77319604
fulmer confirmed clueless /mlb/ poster that thinks your old men with fat contracts will go up in value after you slap the fire sale sign on

>>77319699

so close

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Daily reminder that one lucky meme championship doesn't erase 108 years of comic ineptitude.

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Hey i found benny the jet rodriguez

>>77319761
>being so butthurt that your goat images have lost all meaning

>>77319790
Don't forget his Ottoman copy pasta is more worthless than Trump's corporate holdings after the impeachment trial.

>>77319187
>Cub fan on the phone literally right next to the circled guy
>Sox fans socializing on the left
The person who made this is the real autist though

>>77319866
Has no one here ever heard of cherrypicking? Every politician does it you'd think you'd all be used to it by now.

>detoilet

It's cold in the D

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>détroit

>first fuckin pitch
Cmon darvish

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When the Royals face a good baseball team they will be exposed

>>77319319
The Mets shitposting has primarily been others false flagging as delusional Mets fans

>>77320139
>winning the season series against the astros

>>77320139
NoHS.jpg

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>>77320158

lol who wants darvshit again?

Darvish has given up 2 home runs on his first 8 pitches

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>>77319319
We lead the NL in /mlb/ shitposts per capita

>Andrelton Simmons is 3rd in the majors in WAR

>>77320199
Miami is just placing all their firepower in the front of the lineup because they're scared of Gallo

>>77320222
This is literally not true and I'm not even looking at a list

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>>77320254

Bros.....

>>77320275
>ESPN

>>77320254
>>77320275
betts and correa didn't play and rendon is 0-1 while simmons has been on base twice so I'm pretty sure he's third as of this moment

>It's another marlins get 2 runs and get crushed game

>>77320285
they use baseball reference, best WAR

>>77320288
>on base
Nice meme.

>>77320222
wait according to who

>>77320201
The two most /tortured/ teams

>>77320149
But the only kind of Mets fan there is, is the Delusional Mets Fan.

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>>77320275

> ever using anything but fangraphs

i genuinely, sincerely hope you guys don't do this

>>77320340
Jealous you don't have 5 aces

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>>77320316
not even bbref rates him close to third

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>>77320340
Delusion is just our version of enthusiasm. We thrive off it.

>>77320351
fangraphs is shit for pitchers at least, muh strikeouts

>>77320340
Serious posting I have noticed a big disparity between the ~8 Mets posters in the game threads and the shitposts. It doesn't require a PI to figure out its not one of the actual fans. Some of the tripfags are actually retarded though and have terrible opinions.

>>77320363
>pitchers

>>77320393
>there are no pitchers in the majors

>>77320385
>tripfags are actually retarded
Haha welcome to 4chan friend

How many different MLB teams has /mlb/ seen in person? Spring training doesn't count.

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77319857

>>77320405
Ours are worse than all other team tripfags except the O's, Dodgers, and Yankees though

>walgreens is unironically going to trade victor robles to not upgrade their bullpen

>Actively, unironically using bWAR

Please bearded ninja man

>Actively, unironically going on fangraphs when bbref has all the data and you have all the insight

>>77320406

i've seen the reds at PIT, ARI, CHC, NYM, NYY, LAD, SF, COL, CLE, and STL

other teams i've seen them play at great american are SEA, MIL, PHI, and TEX

>>77320406
Zero. Lifelong Indians and Astros fan here.

>>77320406
The only teams I haven't seen are Toronto, Tampa Bay, Chicago White Sox, Minnesota, Kansas City, and Cleveland.

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>I rate fangraphs

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>I have an opinion on X

i use fangraphs and bbref, does that make me a bad person

>>77320733
Literally H*tler

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Fun fact of the day: Pitchers have hit 5 triples in MLB this year. Padres P Luis Perdomo has 3 of them.

Jimmy Nelson is fucking pitching tonight

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>I use crude MS paint comics to instantly invalidate my opponents

>>77320733
yes stats are for nerds and losers

>>77320743
>pitchers have it
wowe

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>I use fedoras to instantly invalidate my opponent

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>>77320743

that actually IS a fun fact, thank u anon

>>77320406
Seen Mets, Yankees, Rangers, and Cubs. I am a Mets fan

>>77320733
fg is better for sorting through current stats but bbref is better for player profiles and all time leaders, i dont even know if fg has all time leaders

fWAR is gay though

>>77320759

oh, well that fits me perf then :*)

should detroit offer Cabrera and Verlander each 4 year $600 million dollar extensions?

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>>77320743

>Source: #Nationals are calling up Erick Fedde, likely starts Saturday in place of Strasburg

for the 209th time this season, Howie Kendrick has been placed on the disabled list

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Eric Fedde to take Strasburg's turn in the rotation Saturday.
>I'm okay with this. let's see what the kid has and let Stras rest.

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how can it be 2017 and people still don't know how to greentext reeeeeeeeeee

>getting 1 hit by the oakland a's

baka

>>77320909
>doesn't know how to greentext

>Add another entrant into the Justin Wilson sweepstakes: The Yankees.

>It's 2017 and people are still posting ant images

guys stop subtweeting each other

it's really clogging up the subreddit

Sox and Cubs no hitting each other through 3

Reminder to put hats on your anime girls.

>>77321033
what if they already come with a hat

>>77321056
'Nother hat

>>77321056
It should be adjusted to match your favorite team. You wouldn't want her to become a fan of your least favorite team, would you?

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>>77320942
it's not an ant image on my phone

>>77321077
> android

oh holy kek

>>77321089
what's the unnecessarily contrarian /g/-approved mobile operating system? niggas probably on windows phone or some shit

>>77321119
Firefox OS

It's cold in the D

Whatever happened to Jason Castro

>>77321149
is that actually a thing

>>77321168
yes

>>77321197
>WAS a thing

im shocked it wasn't a super success

>>77320406
4. Seen the Tigers, Royals and Jays in Cleveland

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>>77321077
>197x225

>>77320406
>At Veterans Stadium
Cardinals, Dodgers, Mets, Braves, Marlins
>At CBP
Reds, Rockies, Dbacks, Yankees, Mets, Braves, Marlins, Expos/Nationals, Giants.
>At Shea Stadium
Pirates
>At Camden Yards
I was 3 so I don't remember

>>77321255
considerably bigger than a thumbnail, yes

sorry you need a microscope to open the start menu on your 5k ultra hyper HD monitor

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Fedde Wap

>>77321284
Nigger thats a phone

>>77321341
i actually thought it was a tablet then realized my own phone's resolution is bigger

wtf my phone has a bigger resolution than my computer?

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You now remember Kameron Loe

>>77321363
No I don't?

Darvish please end this nightmare

>>77321382
Oh, yes, he was a rag.
Move on.

Did anyone else see upton almost knock himself out?

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>>77321400
There's a level of relevance that has to be met. I can't say "You now remember Johnathan Pettibone", and expect anyone but the most miserable of Phillies fans to remember him

Matt and Rick made a good point. Shaq is always blamed when something goes wrong but he isn't praised for stuff going right

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>kershaw says whoever said 4-6 weeks didn't know what they were talking about

/mlb/ is seething

>miami has gone through their whole rotation in one inning
I want to die

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Discuss.

Any one else see that hissy fit by harper

Dear god it's over

>the city of Bruce Hopper

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HEY

FUCK YOU

>>77321545
>>77321556
What now? Clown strikezone?

>>77320406
Dodgers, jints, angels, yankees, jints, jints, cubs, cardinals, resd, marlins, padres vs dodgers at petco, a's, jints, red sox (lol heckled mike greenwell the whole game in right)

Astros just let a runner advance to third on a popup behind home plate

L A S T R O S
A
S
T
R
O
S

>>77321578
Buzzed the bottom of the strike zone, complains. Stikes out swinging, freaks out

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Z I M M
I
M
M

>>77321638
It's that Martin meme on a whole new level

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Harper was mad that pitch 2 was a called strike, he swung at 3 and 4

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>9-0 Phillies

This fucking Broors bullpen... gg nats

>pebbles
this is a circus

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>>77321679
I saw that zone on the broadcast too and I honestly don't know what to say.

Call me a homer, but it looked low as fuck live and on replay

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>DETOILET

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feeling pretty gud about this one tbqh

>>77321712
homer

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>Asstros losing 9-0
>to
>the
>fucking
>Phillies

>>77321726
Literally 3 bum pitchers kill yourself this game does NOT count and that was an illegitimate grand slam

>>77321712
homer

>>77321743
Homo.

hah, got em

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>No sweep since the ASG

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HERE WE COME BROORS

>city of detroit

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>Harper Ejected
>Instantly 6 runs

lmao. Thank you based Chris Segal

So Darvish and Gray are as good as gone now. Who gets hurt first, and how deep into the playoffs is it?

>announcers are recounting old ass stories no one cares about like this is a nursing home
why is this allowed again

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hmmm... really makes you think

>>77321835

maybe basketball would be more your "speed," my challenged friend

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MARINERS!

>>77320201
looking forward to it

>>77320406
Mariners, As, Angels, Giants, Yankees, Mets, Diamondbacks, Dodgers, Padres
probably a few others at Shea and the Coliseum when i was a kid

what the fuck are the tigers doing

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>>77321926

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thoughts on this pitch sequence?

wait, how old are you /mlb/ dorks?

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>>77321839
I always laugh at altuve running

>>77321942
He must have doctored the ball

>>77321945
dont worry about it

SMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAKSMOAK

>the city of Oakland

>>77321945
Your mom

thanks for taking CasillASS off our hands, oakland

mest-dads
>>77322011
>>77322011
>>77322011

the absolute fucking state of casilla though

>up 2-0
>walked off two pitches later

Its time for the Mets to regain their rightful place as kings of the cesspool of depression that is the bottom 4 of the NL East

>Dansby Swanson has been informed he'll be sent to Triple-A Gwinnett. The Braves aren't expected to announce the move until Thursday.

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>a's

>The Absolute State of the AL West today

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>the shitty of jokeland

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>>77322077
>Future star shortstop

>>77322116
*breaks wrist*

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It wasn't pretty, but it's a win.

>>77322145
I thought lex was in jail?

>>77322110
>31 games back laughing at anybody

Thats the laughing stock of the league in case you can't count

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>>77322139
*hits .213*

*gets sent down*

*never returns to the show*

>>77322190
I'm not a Barfs fan

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>>77322168

JUDICIAL
RELEASE

DOYER THREAD WHERE?!

>>77322212
>i'm five months older than him
wew

Reminder that losing doesn't matter as long as you had fun

>>77322267

thats bullshit and you know it, dad

Why the fuck did they take Hader out? Broors coulda won 5-2

Beltre and his team never show up at the same time

>>77321679
>Getting mad when the ump actually does his job correctly

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>>77322243
The /mlb/ general is the dodgers thread

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Just got home Las
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77322411
cmon, you knew that it was just a matter of time

>>77322411
Don't worry, Cubs won't win the division either

>>77322456
That's what I thought all first half then as soon as I decide to buy in they turn to shit. Oh well at least they haven't unloaded any good prospects. Atleast yet anyways

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The absolute dilapidated shanty town of the New York Mets starting rotation.

>>77322411
>letting a fluke tier cusb team take back the division

https://twitter.com/jonmorosi/status/890360473023004672
>Sources: #Twins will consider moving Ervin Santana - and even the recently acquired Jaime Garcia - if team's recent struggles continue. @MLB

What's their angle?

>dechimplet

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We haven't had a good chimp out in a while, our main chimp died

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Strasburg to the 10 day DL.

>lelinger
>doyshits

>the absolute shithole of Detroit

>andrew romine pitching

>>77322640
Is he going to bean a batter out of frustration too?

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>Getting the fat guy who throws 99 angry

>>77322527
It's matz being a fucking mess because his arm is about as reliable as a bendy straw

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ahahaha

>>77322710
Just saw this graphic on the doyers game

>the entire city of japan

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PHILLIES WIN!

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>>77322710
>People will still throw money for him in FA

This Romine guy seems to be 90% change ups according to gameday, seems like a bad plan

V
R
A
G
S

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>5 hits
>5 runs scored
>6 RBI including salami
>2nd in league in total hits

>>77322710
And the Marlins will still find a way to fuck it up

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>more baserunners than outs in the game

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Throw strikes please

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Phillies WIN!

True anime team has been decided.

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tfw >we play the Astros next

>>77322760
I'm happy for you

11-1...11-3....11-5
>Jaws theme

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The Royals can't keep getting away with it! They'll never beat the Indians! Fuck the royals fuck the royals fuck the royals fuck the royals fuck the royals! AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>77322803
>also 2nd in the division
>a million games back of the best team in baseball

honestly the most precious at-bats are the ones that come in the bottom of the ninth in a 16-2 game

Am I a bad person for wishing that traded players from >my team do badly? I know it's their career and they had no say in the matter but I hope they are terrible from then on

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>>77322907
You won't get swept I can assure you that

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Tigers are in the Royals head

This is the end and they will fall out of the Wild Card

>>77322985
you are from canada so you are automatically a bad person

>this ump

>yameal pooig

>>77323012
I'm going to the game on Sunday so I at least hope we can win that one. I hope I get to see McCullers pitch!

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But will our new pitchers bring us some new memes

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windians!

>>77322907
tfw they take JV with them

detroit on the comeback

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>>77323078

>can't even get outs when it's 16-2

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Royals?

>>77323123
duffy looks like a shaved ape

>BREAKING: rockies acquire Pat Neshek from the Phillies for three prospects
>>77322948
this but unironically

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I'm gonna miss you, Pat.

>>77322024
don't disrespect my santi man

>>77323013
>couldn't even score on Maurer in the end

it's over man

>doypoops

>disastros
Please get Verlander Jewnow.

You know, I’m fully aware of the situation that the Tigers are in. I’m fully aware they are going to sell, I’m fully aware that the team we watched tonight isn’t the team that’s going to be on the field in 4 weeks, 3 weeks or 2 weeks, or however long it’s going to be.

But… I mean, GOD DAMN, if they put out a product that’s at least respectable, because tonight… you know, I thought I was past the point of getting pissed! I thought I was! I really thought I was, but that game tonight…
THAT WAS DOGSHIT! CLEVELAND IS LAUGHING AT YOU! FUCKING CLEVELAND! UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1869 AND THEY’RE FUCKING LAUGHING AT YOU! AND THEY SHOULD!
Sixteen runs and twenty-two fucking hits! Anibal Sanchez couldn’t pitch his way out of his own ballsack right now! HE SUCKS! And we’re paying him off for five years, and $80 fucking million dollars, for this shit the bed, once every five games! It’s god damn ridiculous!

THAT WAS PATHETIC! PA-THE-TIC!! That was a horseshit performance and everybody in that fucking clubhouse should be walking out of there with their heads in their fucking hands going, “oh my god, what the fuck did I do?” because you just got fucking bent over a god damn Howard The Duck pinball machine and fucked in the ass by the Royals for, I don’t know, the SEVENTEENTH TIME IN TWO FUCKING YEARS!

There was a time there was a GUARANTEE that you go to Kansas City and you take them to pound town, but not anymore! No, not anymore! Because we got a team made up of a bunch of losing FUCKS who don’t know what it’s like to win, who don’t give a FUCK about winning or losing!
That was ASS, ASS, ASS-TASTIC! And player of the game goes to ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOBODY! FUCK THIS TEAM IN EVERY ORIFICE THEY HAVE!

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>>77323174
Good luck in Colorado, Pat.

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#2 is the pitch Harper freaked out over. What a doofus.

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Trades when?

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>detoilet

>>77323252
>rondon shoving the ump at 0:17

enjoy the suspension kek

>>77323252
>Moose Chimping out again

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>>77323204
wew

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Best color commentator in baseball. It isn't even debatable.

>>77323252
>Duffy struggling to push a 170lb man
>>77323261
More like AAA

>>77323290
Literally who

Can beltre save this?

>>77323290
where the mantis mask pic?

>>77323154
>>77323174
>>77323207
>tfw no Ken Giles tier haul because Neris shat the bed

>>77323290
That isn't Keith hernandez

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>>77323306
>>77323317