Barcelona vs Manchester United

>manure
>farca

Line ups anyone?

the two best supported european clubs in the states?

Brought to you by Ronald McDonald

>Barcelona XI:
Cillessen; Semedo, Umtiti, Mascherano, Alba; Busquets, Rakitic, Alena; Messi, Suarez, Neymar

>Man United XI:
De Gea; Valencia, Smalling, Lindelof, Blind; Carrick, Pogba; Lingard, Mkhitaryan, Rashford; Lukaku

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>>77318357

I swear to god, my sides would not survive this

When does it start

>>77318880

approx an hour from now

>>77318880
in 1 hour

>>77318907

What's going on my you today straya?

>>77318888
Suarez is going to bite an ear off Bieber

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>>77318325
>the two best supported european clubs in the states?

Ok m9...

>>77318898
>>77318899
Fuck off attention seekers

how many dabs will we see?

>>77318907
Actress?

>>77318968
Your ma

>>77318948
What happened?

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>>77318968
is this bait?

>>77318907
wait that huge blacked.com logo is actually in their scenes? i thought they just used it in promotional photos, looks very distracting. other sites go with translucent, very low-key logos.

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>>77318967
None it's been retired, we may see 1 (One) Billy Dance if we're lucky tho

>>77318848
lmao manu is getting raped

>>77318999
nah, manure has been training for longer, barcelona are very green

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YYYYYAAAAAAAAA WHO /DAB/CHESTER HERE?

nermans last game for barca

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>>77319111
nah

Neymar's last game :(

>>77319143
>>77319143
Le Parisien say that #Neymar has given his final OK for PSG and is a done deal: should be announced this week, they confirm.

>>77319252
God i hope not

>>77318288
I'm ready for this.

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i'm at fedex stadium right now. thoughts on my sign?

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>>77319048

AYYY

>>77319265
is that raul moat on the right

Why aren't these fucking streams showing the build-up to the match?

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>All these good matches in this shitty schedule.

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>>77318848

>>77319265
me in the center

>>77319283
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Last Nerman's game for Barca.

>>77319252
cringe yeah sure

>>77319431
Bullshit. Nerman can suck my fucking cock.

Where can i watch this shit

one stream is pundits talking about college football, the other one is replaying che-bay. shit

TRIPLE THICC BACON

>>77319476
>TRIPLE THICC BROWN SUGAR BACON

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>>77318325

That would be Bayern Munich and Real Madrid

>blue kit
>white kit
the fuck is this shit

>>77319452
espn2

McDonald's is back at it again

>>77319452
http://buffstream.com/watch/soccer.php

>mcdonalds

fucking murica

>tfw neymar will cuck the world by joining ManU

finally these guys shut the fuck up about college football

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>Barca kit

Neymar - > PSG
Coutinho - > Barca
Bale - > ManU
Mbappe - > Real

You're welcome.

>>77319495
>Bayern Munich
Lol no

77319551 - cringe

>miss first 10 seconds

Espn truly gives no fucks about soccer

>>77319551
coutinho to psg if neymar joins psg la'
childhood friends la


guaranteed la

That ref would get it.

>>77319498
Thanks

>>77319560
Cringe

Nerman is in god mode to get that super juicy contract, prepare your anus, customers.

>Barca looks like Man City

This is actually good for united

I'll take any link at this point. Post em.
Thanks in advance.

YouTube link went down right before the game started. Sad!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I can hear the american commentators in the background as well as the french commentators

feels russian mang

>lukaku

>Pookaku

Is Man City the whitest team in the Premiership?

>>77319605

r/soccerstreams

>>77319596
>Reddit as a metric for IRL

Mate it'll take decades of marketing to make Bayern top 5 in the US let alone first.

I rate Rashford

How much do the players care about this game?

Isnt the winning prize $1million?

>>77319628
it has no value, just a risk to get an injury.

why the fuck can you hear so much shit behind the commentators on ESPN2?

>messhit

for me, its cristiano

>>77319621

they're in the top 5 of european clubs, Ameriburgers totally dig everything that has to to with Bavaria.

>Messi drops deep, pulls a half assed dribble and causes a counter attack

Hope he's just being cheeky and won't pull this during the season

>Messi

>barca show up in city unis
64d chess

women make you weak, that is why ronaldo is better than messi now

>missi

United really really need a defensive midfielder.

i feel sorry for all these chicanos getting hyped for a friendly played at walking pace

i'm only watching because it's on free tv and i can't sleep

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snr travelling on the team coach

>>77319559
>he lives in Canada and thinks that's the USA

Lol no>>77319621

>>77319650
cr7 is done for. how many goals last season?

>>77319596
Good to see you learned new word

where the fuck is landover maryland anyway

commentator banter

>>77319650
Ronaldo has a gf

acestream://21d4775147971bff2ddece1677fdb96cfd4b5c52

>>77318325
possibly, yeah

>>77319620
Gott Bless!
Wtf I love r*ddit now..

>>77319663
enough to win the ballon d'or

Barca totally need a complete squad overhaul and if they lose Neymar on top of this this season is going to end in a catastrophe.

What the hell was that shitty shot from Messi though?

Pissed off about that.

>>77319654
People haven't had much football, pre season's good for that fix. But yeah ultimately it's meaningless, but what pisses me off is my bro watches on MUTV where they pretend this game is really important and it's some great accomplishment if they win in Pre season

>>77319661
Canada is baically just a slightly less independant California

HEY DON'T BREAK HIM

>>77319654

im watching because its filler between the gold cup final later

>Suarez and Nerman diving in a friendly

I don't think this sport is for me.

>>77319685
should give the ballon d'or to zizou

valverde is so unqualified for this job, he's going to be the new moyes

>>77319688
That's why they're buying Coutinho and Verratti.

>>77319663
Just in CL 5 against Bayern, 3 against Atleti 2 against Juve.

burgers booing neymar for "flopping"

>>77319638
It's actually the fat behind your brain

did somebody keep tabs on how many times neymar was down in the juve match

50%

>>77319718
only happened because of offside goals.

still a poor tally

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>>77319688
>Barca totally need a complete squad overhaul

>be barca sporting director
>boot up footy manager 2018
>unmask attributes
>sign the best players and a few wunderkinds
????
>profit
find a flaw

getting bummed at the moment. carrick offering absolutely nothing.

>>77319716

Won't happen.

why is messi captain

>>77319731
Le bait haha

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>>77319716

have a word da vid

First united shot at goal should be celebrated tbqf

>>77319716
hmmmm sweetie.

Neymar wants coutinho to play with him, Verrati wants Neymar

hmmmm

barca either gets the jackpot or they lose everything.

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>BAR-CA *clap* *clap*

which of these teamswins more trophies this year friends?

Playing at a much higher intensity than the Real match now, Barca too

>>77319773
ManU

>>77319773
Ev'ton
premier league
EFL cup
FA cup
Europal eague

>Daley Blind
>can see

oh god i hope blind picks up a season long injury in this game

How old is Barca's goalkeeper again?

>>77319789
61

Holy shit the last 5 games I watched were from the women's euro so this half assed friendly actually looks like a CL final

Annoys me that Rashford is getting the Rooney treatment

>>77319787
Why???

HOWDY Y'ALL

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>>77319786
it truly is a semen-slurping sport

>>77319805

What does that mean?

LINGOD

>ah
>ahhh
>ahhhh
american soccer fans need to be gagged

>>77319823

This, wtf is wrong with them?

>>77319640
Not many play the heritage card. Man U and Barca head the list, rest is shared by Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Madrid. Most recent study had Bayern at 3.5% which still puts it in top 10.

>>77319816
Shifting his position around, Can he play Right Wing? AMF? SS? LF?

Instead of putting him where he's most effective

>>77319814
backstory?

>>77319831

the bench?

>>77319830
Why would any customer support Liverpool in 2017? Makes no sense.

>>77319807
he's a liability. he will lose us points this season

>>77319846
Ask Celta Vigo about him

PogRUSH

VUVUZELA

These Barca challenges are half assed

I think I'll fall asleep at this rate, I hope the burgers start booing soon

>>77319847
Same reason Mexicans supported Leverkusen: the players.

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>>77319716

Why doesn't deserve shave already, this scruffy beard looks so awful

>>77319849
The management doesn't even know where to put him. Van Gaal brought him in as a "Dutch Scholes" replacement. He's now just covering for someone else, a player that can play in that position even the club isn't looking for.

Fuck that's a long reply

>>77319830
it's thuringia for me

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>teleports behind Messi
>heh nothing personal kid

Nerman's a better fk taker than Messi

Based on this evidence we'll beat West Ham, may concede tho

>>77319898
definitly indeed

>>77319889

*De Gea

>>77319847

there's this romantic image of them worldwide (apart from in italy lel) that just won't die

>>77319823
There's no americans commentating

>>77319902
I thought that's more like Aston Villa colors... hmmm

>>77319918
>the absolute state of your reading comprehension

>>77319918
he said fans you idiot, you can clearly hear the fans behind the commentators.

>>77319823
Should they sing a song?

>>77319663
42 for real +16 for portugal

Lukaku needs to lose a few pounds

Rashford > Nerman and Suarez

Don't @ me

>>77319945
nah he thicccc

just pre season fitness

>messi

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>>77319948

>>77319955
Not too long till regular season now, he's cutting it fine

>de gay

People unironically rate Messi, cracks me up every time.

>>77319823
I don't blame the fans, but I don't know what the production was thinking putting a microphone right in the fucking stand and having it so loud

Annoying as fuck

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none of these players are worth more than 40 million

>>77319959
But he said to not @ him.

>messi in charge of scoring against decent keepers
nigga gets so afraid he can't even hit the target lmao

>>77319974
He sent that one higher than his penalty against Chile.

>>77319938
if it stops the ah-ahhh-ahhhh-ing sure

@77319967

Keep trying.

Lindelof and Smalling look like they've never even met before let alone played together

a u t i s m

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>missi headers

Suarez stole that ball kek

The pride of England parking the bus

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>>77320004
>England
>pride

>>77319967
Only if I was a little boy

suarez should play for betis or something desu

NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN

Blind is fucking embarrasing

>>77319967
what the fuck? please say this isn't cp

jesus christ blind, that was your fault

>all comes from Blind being complete shit as usual
lmao

Shit

nice defending

>elebrating ina freidnly
Bit unfriendly

now that was a very preseason goal

guatemalan day laborers seem happy

>Manure defending

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>America
>pride

>mouyes

>>77319786
he's blind all right

>valenCIA

>the city of Manchester

>>77320035
At least they work

>>77320026
>>77320028
Yeah, I was wrong. Some are really dead wait.

Fosu-Mensah > Valencia

>>77320024
It's a doll, Bendtner

>>77320055
what is Fosu-Mensa's IQ?

>Daley Blind

He should thank god for every second he is allowed to play for a european top club

clap clap clap

>>77320054
*weight

don't get me wrong I like blind, but he should be strictly a backup player. darmian may be poor in attack but at least he can defend

That, was a foul though.

Valencia went on the ground shielding his ball because nerman pushed him.

Blind
aim your passes

>Blind
>Can't pass
I wonder why.

I wonder if barcelona will at least qualify for the knockout stage in the champions league without nerman to carry them

>>77320064
Bout 350

>>77320054
Deadweight * wtf

Only had two beers

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>manure defending

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>>77320033

>PSG will acquire Neymar at his absolute prime

The reverse Ronaldinho.

SELL BLIND

blind is pretty shit lads

>the highest profile fixture of all, the Clasico

Yeah ratings say otherwise

De Gea barking at linesman

>>77320071
shhhhh

it was, but we can't talk about it

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>ICE is currently surrounding the stadium

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>ohyes i rate valencia

>americlap

>>77320088
MU has shit fullbacks for their aspirations.

This game has been much better than the Madrid game

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>Swedish commentator breathing in to the mic.

>crowd doing the wave

i need a USA chant to spontaneously break out

>Mhkitarian
more like Mkhidonald's, amirite

Why can't Smalling and Lindelof stay in line

>Neymar makes a great run and passes it back to Messi
>pulls his predictable cut back through the middle and loses it

He's been figured out. Neymar is the captain now.

Stream that isn't shitty firstrowsports?

Imaging going into 145 million USD in student debt to gain an useless meme degree

>>77320140
literaly me

>sem medo
>is actually scared to take on his marker
wew

Awful service for Lukaku

>>77320138
http://nowwatchtvlive cc/channel-tab-frame/mutv-3.php

ok, binning all my united players on fantasy, not enough money in the world to save these dabbing shitters

>>77320065
>Blind
>play for a european top club
ummmm he doesn't though?

>messhit

>>77320138
http://www.genti.stream/hd1.php

>lukaku
Even 35 yo Zlatan have more work rate than him. For god sake.
He need to come to the ball more.

>>77320161
why do people on 4chan like little girls

>>77320159
he doesnt move or show for the bal

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LET ME TAKE THE FREE KICK OR IM GOING TO PSG

I bet this match gets more views than the gold cup final.

>>77320178
>>77320174
I'm hoping its just a pre season thing

>>77320184
keked

>Diving in a friendly
GOAT they day

>>77320177
Small amygdala means you're attracted to underdeveloped bodies.
Thankfully there's a lot of THICC to counterbalance it.

Fellaini when

Rashford is unironically better than Lukaku.

>>77320187
watched him at everton for 4 years. he sulks and has no work rate. There is not a player I would rather have inside the box with a clear cut opportunity over him, but he is overreliant on beating shit defending or getting perfect service.
its possible he may change, but i seriously see him as a flop when you're talking about him against top clubs especially in the champions league.

>>77320187
God Im too hoping it's only a pre season thing

>Slowkaku

>>77320111
It's a fetish.

What does blind even offer man u? He cant pass and he camt defend.

>>77320160
>>77320172
top lads

SACK BLIND

Why United haven't signed someone who actually can cross?

>>77320226
Hoping he can bully lower clubs in the Prem.

Rather us give Ibra a new contract against big clubs

blind is awful goddam. i don't know how him or smalling have a spot on this team

>trashford
>trashkaku

most overrated strikeforce of all time?

I miss Mata and Herrera lads

>>77320121
Jones is a better partner. Hopefully Mou is just experimenting.

>last kick of the half was another Blind """""cross"""""
Perfect

Where is Martial?

>>77320265
I miss Bailly and Rojo

That combo was rock solid last season

>>77320259
>Hoping he can bully lower clubs in the Prem.
he will absolutely do that, I have no doubt. Did it with the brainless barkley as his main creater for the past 3 years. As I said though, I see him being a non-factor against the big English clubs and even worse the champions league opposition.

What's the most pain free way to kill yourself

>>77320281
Yeah they were really good. As was Rojo and Jones before Jones got injured.

Such a shame Rojo's out until December.

is LIngard actually good?

Lukaku is going to bomb

That's how United will play whole season. High balls on Lukaku/Pogba trying to score from 40m/Rashford trying to be an above average pace merchant.

I like these "But did you check eBay!?" Ads lads

>>77320292
stomach cancer

>>77320147
the first day he was worse, today he seemed a bit more relaxed, he needs more time

Starting to wish we never won all those trophys last season at least we would have got a clear out of Blind / Fellaini / Smalling / Carrick and other trash

SLAGS plox

>>77320278
>>77320265
>>77320281
Probably keeping them for supercup
Bailly suspended for 3 games cause Uefa
Also Rojo still has fucked knees

>>77320301
he's decent

>>77320301
Walcott syndrome. Forever promising, never good.

>>77320292
Come to the United States of America.

>>77320319
literally what's the point in binning those players. having depth is always good.

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>>77320319
>we

>>77320301
Yes, he's just inconsistent.

>>77320306
Nyet

>>77320319
Fuck off.

WHAT'S THE MATA

>>77320306
Maybe if they practice it enough in Pre Season they can do it right in Season la

>>77320338
They don't have any top level quality anymore (Carrick / Valencia), some never had it

>>77320306
Good observation and analysis. I believe that's what He told them to do. He knows, at the end of the day, that's what matters to both parties (the club and the fans).

>>77320202
>amygdalets

>>77320211
unironically still uniteds plan B

>>77320306
It's not like that is happening because Barcelona are dominating possession or anything. Fucking idiot.

ManU needs
CDM - to be with Herrera
Left FB - cause Shaw is bound to be injured again
Winger - cause fuck Lingard

Utd's B team this year is better than their A team under moyes

>>77320357
carrick is the only DM in the squad
valencia was one of uniteds best players last season

stop thinking united should get a new first XI every summer

>>77320306
You can't draw that observation from 1. A friendly and 2. Playing Barca

>>77320369
its also the fault of having a forward who does fuck all

>>77320370
manu needs more black ppl

>>77320379
>Who is Herrera
>Fosu Mensah is now better than Valencia who is a meme

>>77320386
top post

>>77320369
It's not like they played differently last season, la. Except Zlatan had the ball more on 20m cause everyone else in team rated him.

>>77320381
No.

>>77320391
herrera is more box to box, he's good enough in attack to not be wasted in DM. it's clear united are getting a DM this summer anyway

and you're basing fosu-mensah's ability from a couple of pre-season games. come on.

>>77320369
desu letting a barcelona consisting of alelña and rakitic at the midfield dominate possession is very worrying by itself

Is Nerman playing?

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>Overreacting to friendlies
Every season

>>77320415
scored

>>77320415
he scored

>>77320391
>actually implying TFM better than Valencia
I seriously rate TFM but yeah get fucked

>>77320410
>Not knowing that Barca push they're full backs and drop they're Wingers into the same midfield space.

This is why u get 7-1'd

>>77320395
Lukaku isn't Zlatan, he can actually counterattack. And Man Utd playing long ball last season is overstated, as is them parking the bull.

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>>77320415
sniped a gol

>>77320422
RM won't win it again

>>77320425
>Actually rating the Ex-RW of Wigan

There's a reason Fergie played Rafael over him

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WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG?

>>77320445
very very poor bait

>>77320259
>Ibra a new contract against big clubs
lol
>>77320278
on a plane for Milan

van laal's last season was better

>>77320422
No one's overreacting, just the same players showing they're defiencies as always

>>77320386
Renato Sanchez is available. Pacy, black, dreadlocks. Whole package.

>>77320481
gud b8
was gash in bayerns mf last year

>>77320431
>british flag not knowing how to speak english

meh, fuck off paki

>>77320410
What a basic analysis. There are other players to go into that midfield and it's about numbers and the team's strategies as a whole not 'midfield=name1+name2 therefore you suck.'

Nas is shite, Overrated AF

>>77320505
Nas > the whole west coast scene ever

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>>77320495
Good tactical analysis m80 :-)

>>77320523
MC Eiht > Nas

>>77320438
Wait there's two Nerman's now?

>>77320448
Ter isn't playing, you NatZi.

>37% poss

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FedEx Field fare

Don't meme arrow me

>>77320524
>tf
>tp

lol no wonder PL only hire foreign coaches.

>barcelona changes all players
congrats manure

Genuinely think we'll beat Madrid in the Super Cup

>>77320558
>diarrhea with cheese