/heem/

>>77317295
gross

cormier is winning

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>>77317295
Maia by RNC 1st fookin round

jones is a retard on the mic.

back up doo

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Reminder

Schaub's last presser did 100x as many views as these bums.

>>77317295
Holy moly thats a woman

>For us to be clean athletic

kek Jones is so shook

>>77317327
magega 3 weight 3 week champion

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>>77317327
155,170,185 divisions now RUINED!

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Who is your favorite black fighter?

Cuck Thomas BTFO

>>77317327
what a dumb idea

Damn DC is getting owned

>>77317327
Doesn't necessarily mean any of the promotions will adopt them. More accomplishment farming from the ambitious folks in California

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>>77317320
How did he get away with this

>The authors of the rule change stressed that promoters are not required to use the weight divisions – and may never. ABC rules and regulations committee chairperson Sean Wheelock today told MMAjunkie the new divisions are “absolutely not” meant to dilute the talent pool and remake MMA into something more resembling boxing.

Reading is your friend.

>206.2lbs champ

KEK

DC BTFO

>>77317343
Goof, UFC doesn't have to introduce them. Promotion isn't forced to run fights in all sanctioned weight classes

>DC speechless

KEK

DC got mad by that

Cyborg looks like Wanderlei in a wig.

YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA SIT THERE AND LET YOU SLAP ME DC?

>>77317371
Doesn't mean they wont!

>>77317350
Why do I hate this polynesia nigger? He seems like a cool lad.

You're getting emotional Daniel

Lel Tyrone you sure put on a """""""""""""""""""""""""show"""""""""""""""""""""""
at 210

I want to rub Cyborg's muscles.

>>77317376
good original joke

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WHO'S GOT MY BACK?

>>77317392
>hates mark hunt
What is actually wrong with you?

>>77317409
why do blacks have to retort to meme chants

Yes UFC 209 was a real show stealer Tyron

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Please can a kind /heemer/ (you) a Floyd Pepe to me please? :^)

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>>77317409

>>77317404
think he was referring to 205

and tbf he did have the best fight

BISPING BTFO

Why the FUCK are there so many Australians

>>77317426
go ask /box/ you fuckin fag

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>>77317423
They have diminished pre-frontal cortexes (note the slanted foreheads) so their thoughts are very low-resolution and scarce. This is a result of them being genetically more similar to apes than actual humans.

Imagine GSP Vs Maia

Woodley's entire year has been made with Dana saying he could be next for GSP. Hell, maybe his career

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>>77317327
>195

>>77317469

>Hendricks
>Making 195

KEK

internet goofs btfo

>>77317464

Its gonna be GSP vs Brock at New York

wtf is this dyke wearing?

LADS who the fuck is that blonde reporter?

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>>77317483

>>77317487
this

Evinger looks like she just got back from the corn field

tonya evinger looks like eileen weurnos

>I'll give it to you then

>>77317510
kek

that was kinda lame. i wish they had better questions for cyborg

Brock Vs Jones yes please

>>77317527

Brock would ragdoll Jones so easily

>>77317527
i think Jon weighed in at 235 for that grappling thing he did or was it heavier?

Tonya is my low-key boy

Holy shit Damien is so much bigger than Woodley

TYRONE LOOKING SMALL AS FUCK

Maia looks very white.

I heart a rumor that Brad Pitt wants to fight CM Punk.

don't you wear suspenders so you don't have to wear a belt?

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>>77317552

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>Jon sizing up DC

It's over lads

>>77317567
what do you love about this rumor?

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now that its all said and done, how blown out is he?

>Jon with the roid gut

He's gonna pop

Maia really dwarfed Woodley at the face-off

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/heem/ eternally btfo

>this is what you call a JUICY job
Kek damn it joe

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>Jones going full hood nigger

always knew it. you can tell he's just an ape deep down from those orangutan arms

real peeps know DC evolved out of his monkey tendencies while Jon is still an hood ape

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>Tell me Daniel, do you succ?
>You will...

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>>77317409

>>77317592
Yeah, it won't be an easy fight for Woodley, but I think he'll pull it off

Literally LMAOing right now at JBJ trying to play mind games and DC not giving a fuck about it.

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Cormier vs Jones
Woodley vs Maia
Cyborg vs Evinger
Lawler vs Cerrone
Manuwa vs Oezdemir

Jon Jones legitimelly looks off the gas

Look at his shoulders, look how his belly area is bigger and flatter, like what happened to Vitor but less severe

I am telling you, Jones won't perform well

>>77317343
>170 and 155, two of the deepest divisions in the sport, will be ruined by introducing 165 and 175

Explain.

>>77317618
If Maia RNCs Woodley can someone remake this with Maia's face over that guy?

>>77317630
DC is aldo-tier shook.. you just have a bad read on body language

>>77317617

>Gold chain
>Shirt off
>Bald head

Jones is probably gonna kill himself if he doesnt win

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>>77317637
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

>>77317638
maybe, but I dont think DC is still the human freight train he once was

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>>77317617

>>77317617
samuel l johnson?

>>77317638
he looks fine. he has never been the most ripped guy, apart from the OSP fight.

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>>77317637
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

>>77317638
>look how his belly area is bigger and flatter

He had a fully defined six pack, were you not paying attention?

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>>77317637
Succ
T-GOD
Man
Robbie
1punchm8

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>>77317642
He's so angry he's going to sprint first thing into Jon's extended fingers.

Match called off due to eye injury.

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>>77317637
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77317637
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

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>>77317637
Bones
Chosen one
Cyborg
Toothless
Mandingo

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>>77317637
Bones
Backpack
Cyborg
Ruthless
Poster Boy

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>>77317637

>DC
>Maia
>Cyborg
>Lawler
>Manuwa

>>77317625
I can't bring myself to pick Maia on one month's notice but he'll push him hard in their first grappling exchanges

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>>77317637
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77317660
>M-Muh lucky .jpg
Maybe next time furfag

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>>77317637
Jones Bones Jones and his little chicken legs
Tyrone ironically Lanket Woodley
Cyborg
Blood Orc
Jimmi

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>>77317637
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Jimi

tyron looked like Kanye from 2015

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>>77317637
Cormier
Maia
Cyborg
Cerrone
Oezdemir

>>77317629
tyrones fist are double the size of maias though. Hope this nigga doesnt land a punch on the hue's chin

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>>77317637
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

>People unironically picking giga nigga Jones

He's gonna gas

I bt we're going to get quite a few winners on the picks this time

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>>77317637
DC
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

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>last fight was a close decision with judges known to give JBJ advantage

DC
>best form of his career
>confident
>playing mind games
>amazing ground game
>never been on steroids
>dominated Gustafsson

JBJ
>probably worst form of his career
>mentally destroyed
>rusty as fuck, haven't fought in a year
>his biggest weapon taken away from him (distance keeping by eyepokes)
>still partying
>we don't know his ground game, but let's assume slightly above average, since he doesn't have a real fight experience
>freshly off steroids
>got dominated and lost to Gustafsson


Really bejangles my bandongles...

>>77317707
maia going sleepytime within the first round

>>77317726
keep telling urself that

just don't bet any real money on it

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>>77317637
Cormier
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

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>>77317637

Jones
Backpack
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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Bantamweight Title: Raquel Pa’aluhi (6-5) vs. Yana Kunitskaya (9-3, 1 NC)
Strawweight Title: Livia Renata Souza (10-1) vs. Jodie Esquibel (6-2)
Bantamweight: Alexa Conners (4-1) vs. Katharina Lehner (5-0)
Strawweight: Sharon Jacobson (4-1) vs. Kali Robbins (4-0)
Atomweight: Shino VanHoose (5-5) vs. Alyse Anderson (3-0)
Bantamweight: Kelly McGill-Velasco (2-1) vs. Amberlynn Orr (0-1)
Bantamweight: Yaya Rincón (1-0) vs. Stephanie Egger (2-1)
Flyweight: Cheri Muraski (3-0) vs. Tracy Cortez (0-0)
Atomweight: Ashley Medina (0-0) vs. Jillian DeCoursey (0-0)

Rate this card.

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>>77317637
>Jones
>Woodley
>Cyborg
>Lawler
>Manuwa

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>>77317737
Scatbro calm down

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>>77317637
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg (unfortunately)
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77317752
Id heem this bitch

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>>77317637
!D.C! Will win
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77317737
that's not nice

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Post your face when DC beats Jones by unanimous decision and retires

Evanger gonna goof everyone when she catches Cyborg

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>>77317637
DC
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77317637
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

>>77317775
pic related

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>>77317775
>no rubber match

Pussy move

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>>77317775

>>77317775

DC will KO Jones in the first

>>77317776
Evinger is a worse version of Cyborg with a much shittier ground game and far less power. How's she going to catch Cyborg?

>>77317776
that's a risk I'm willing to take

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>>77317777
MUH DUQ

How can people still support a steroid using, murdering drug addict like Jon Jones? He don't give a fuck about anyone but himself. Poor DC gets shitted on for being a good person and good champ

>>77317755
>Cyborg (unfortuntely)

Whats that supposed to mean, cunt?

too many people picking Manuwa.. i love him but he's been KO'd too much desu, Volkan looks more well rounded

>>77317807
cause jon's the GOAT u moralfag loser

>>77317807
Because people think by supporting hm they are somewhat like him.

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>>77317788

>>77317807
>206.2 pound champion of the world

>>77317776
Ain't even gonna be mad

>>77317807
The weirdest thing about it for me is that Jones grew up in a predominately white, upper class suburb in NY and attended one of the best high schools in the country. I guess image is everything

>>77317807
because he is a spectacular fighter and people make mistakes, who cares. a little coke is nothing. and at least he hurt nobody.

>>77317807
I know you're memeing but the problem with DC is that he's supposed to be this genuinely nice guy but can't bring himself to be the bigger man when it comes to Jon. It causes his personality to come off a bit disingenuous like henry cejudo

3 days left and DC is still fat as fuck, he won't make weight

cap this

>>77317840
And he would snitch on stones at school

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>>77317844
>and at least he hurt nobody.

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>>77317814
>Volkan looks more well rounded
Lol no, he looked only decent against OSP and caught Cirkunov with a freak KO, Manuwa is the much safer bet

>>77317346
Wtf? People still live like this in 2017?

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>>77317812
I don't support roiders

>>77317840
bro, bar conor he is the biggest fighter on the roster, famous, has had a family since before he did mma, and quickly became literally the baddest man on the planet, going undefeated for many tital defenses. if you think he'd be anything like his high school self after everything thats happened and the fame he has, you're being a bit silly.

>>77317857

Does Volkan have vicious power or is Misha a chinlet?

>>77317814
Jimi has that scary power though. Literally if he touches you, your sleeping. Hes one punching everyone.

>>77317879
middle earlet*

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>"i don't really like you luke so i'm not gonna answer your question"

LOL. his opinion=WGAF

>>77317821
reported :)

>>77317888
>Jimi has that scary power
Lmao bud!

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>>77317637
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77317637
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77317752
Sauce on this.

>>77317807
I've always disliked Jones but thrashing Luke Thomas just now has made me a fan

>murdering

>>77317898
I dont get it. He does?

>>77317750
>it's a croatian oildriller post

>>77317915
He doesn't

>>77317752
wow who does this stupid bitch think she's gonna fight with such shit striking, i'd knock her out in 5 seconds. Pathetic.

>>77317849
No shit. I'm really not a fan of DC but casing him as this Urkel type character is pretty absurd

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>>77317637
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77317940

English Blacks > American Blacks

>>77317924
He does retard. Ask corey anderson or osp or any of the other people hes slept

>>77317894
anyone know why, other than luke just being a fuckhead

>>77317940

god damn that black guy is fast.

>>77317821
I hope you get v& loser idiot moron

>>77317951
>Corey Anderson
>OSP
Thanks for the laugh, Lol bud lmao gooby!

>>77317948
FLOYD
MONEY
MAYWEATHER

>>77317873
>tfw you spot the scatposter

>>77317940
that body shot would fucking kill me
then he'd be able dick down my girlfriend with his big british black cock 3BC

>>77317969
MARC
DIA
KIESE

>>77317967
He has 15/17 wins by knockout. He kod corey anderson with one punch and damn near folded osp in half backwards. Your not cool saying lmao gooby bud! you look like a try hard casual. If you have 15 wins by knockout its safe to say you have some serious power

Debating on whether I want to pick from the heart or pick from the brain lads.

Is it worth winning your predictions if you're picking against your boys?

>>77317967
this is the spammer.

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>>77317637
DC
Maia
CyBorg
Lawler
Manuwa

Easiest picks.

luke and jon dont even have any problems. my best guess is jon thought it would be funny or failed to answer when everyone laughed and moved on because he's a psycho sperg. it wasnt even funny to normies who dont call luke a cuck

>>77317969
MICHAEL
VENOM
PAGE

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UFC 214 TRUE OR FALSE
DC vs Jones is a #1 vs #2 P4P Fight

Cyborg vs Evinger goes to 3rd round

Woodley vs Maia ends in 1st round finish

Lawler vs Cerrone outcome confirms one of them as officially deleted

Kailin vs Albu will be worth watching

DC vs Jones goes to decision

There will be at least 1 judge robbery

No one will win the heem picks

>>77317997
>m-manuwa is legit g-guys

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>>77317637
Jones
Maia
Borg
Cowboy
Manuwa

>>77317983
this tbqh

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JRE is on btw

>>77318005
my god milana has some serious TITS

>>77318011
(no)

>>77317967
We talking about the same OSP who was robbed against Oezdemir? His resume is paper thin

>>77318011
>DC vs Jones is a #1 vs #2 P4P Fight
T
>Cyborg vs Evinger goes to 3rd round
F
>Woodley vs Maia ends in 1st round finish
T
>Lawler vs Cerrone outcome confirms one of them as officially deleted
F
>Kailin vs Albu will be worth watching
F
>DC vs Jones goes to decision
T
>There will be at least 1 judge robbery
T
>No one will win the heem picks
F

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>>77318020
this guy is on

he would heem every here

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>>77317637
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Cerrone
poster boi

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>>77318024

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>>77318036

He's a sizelet compared to Big Ramy lad

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>>77317637
>Jones
>Woodley
>Cyborg
>Lawler
>Manuwa

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>>77318011
>DC vs Jones is a #1 vs #2 P4P Fight
True
>Cyborg vs Evinger goes to 3rd round
False
>Woodley vs Maia ends in 1st round finish
False
>Lawler vs Cerrone outcome confirms one of them as officially deleted
True
>Kailin vs Albu will be worth watching
True
>DC vs Jones goes to decision
False
>There will be at least 1 judge robbery
True
>No one will win the heem picks
True

>>77318016
He's got some legit power in his hands thats all i said, and im not wrong about it either

>>77318066
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""big""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Ramy
>5'10"

loving every laugh

>>77318072
No, rumble has legit power. Not Manuwa

>>77317775
>Parlay on DC,Tonya,and Cowboy
>Make mad shekels
Screencap this, my dude

>>77318066
He has to be 5'6 to look that wide

>>77318076

>340lbs
>Has a six pack

Dont hate bro

what is the true origin of succ posting

>>77318076
his name isn't tall ramy

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>>77317921

>>77318011
>DC vs Jones is a #1 vs #2 P4P Fight
False, p4p is stupid anyway
>Cyborg vs Evinger goes to 3rd round
False
>Woodley vs Maia ends in 1st round finish
False
>Lawler vs Cerrone outcome confirms one of them as officially deleted
True, perhaps both
>Kailin vs Albu will be worth watching
False
>DC vs Jones goes to decision
True
>There will be at least 1 judge robbery
True, but not on the main card
>No one will win the heem picks
False

>>77318080
Nah manuwas got legit power too. Record speaks for itself

>>77318092
The canadian and another guy started memeing suck and how dc wants to suck jons dick then i posted it as succ and started forcing it then everyone else started doing it

>>77318092
i started it

I'm not watching. Who's winning?

Why don't we take picks on who wins press conferences? i don't watch fights

>>77318099
>Record speaks for itself
Gets heem'd by Rumble and Gustuffson, beats OSP/Corey and now he's a LEGIT THREAT. Lmao bud stop!

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>>77318103
>>77318107
liars

lawler is going to blitz cerrone into retirement or fold from a cowboy jab ala silva vs griffin and his chin is deleted cap this post

>>77318121
I can see Cowboy win the first 2 rounds and take a decision.

>>77318118
that's how it happened loser

>>77318127

Cowboy is a chinlet now

He's getting slept

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>>77318011
UFC 214 TRUE OR FALSE
False, DC ain't #2 p4p
Cyborg vs Evinger goes to 3rd round
false
Woodley vs Maia ends in 1st round finish
hopefully but false
Lawler vs Cerrone outcome confirms one of them as officially deleted
false
Kailin vs Albu will be worth watching
false
DC vs Jones goes to decision
true
There will be at least 1 judge robbery
true
No one will win the heem picks
false, people often win cards not filled with literal whos

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>DC says he weighs 215lbs right now

how full of shit is he

>>77318115
because pussy ass betas would have a say in who won when they dont know anything about talking shit and taking shit. its 90 percent of this general too. pencil necked autists

>>77318134
He came back too quickly after his war with Matt Brown. Cowboy has had plenty of time to recover for this fight.

>>77318142

bet you wouldn't say that shit to me in real life, fag. i'd piece you up real quick

>>77318117
I never said he was a legit threat you retard can you even read? i said he has crazy power, which is a fact. Just admit your wrong already.

>>77318147

I'd agree but once your chin is gone its gone, he was getting rocked by every punch Masvidal landed. Its oger

>>77318134
>>77318127
lawler is going to murder him and joe will continue to pretend there is no massive risk fighting at a "natural weight" when everyone else is still cutting

i think the effects of getting murdered are more harmful than a weight cut

>>77318153
>Jimi has that scary power though. Literally if he touches you, your sleeping. Hes one punching everyone
C'mon bud

Does my boy DC have any chance of beating Jones?

>>77318162
30%

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>we want the Thor: Ragnarok audience

>>77318159

Hunto is proof only cucks cut weight, 5ft 10 and a heavyweight

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>>77318166

>>77318169
>only reason he has survived is adamantium samoan skull

i dont think that will work for regular humans

>>77318170
None you weirdo.

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>>77318092
me

>>77318184

Part of his ability to take a punch is probably not cutting all the weight. We know guys get glass chins from extreme weight cutting

>>77318138
It was not the right time to make that towel joke in the UFC 214 pre fight conference.
Jones being the fake bitch that he is had to call him out on that. DC's comeback on that was pretty good but he should have mentioned that Jones joked that he puts his weed pipe in the middle console now.

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luke thomas so absolutely wrecked

https://streamable.com/ekibm
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best part is jones patiently letting him ask the full question

>>77318199
Source lol?

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>>77318200
Man, does it feel good to not be this guy.

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>>77318204
>alright

>>77318205

>Source lol?

Shits common knowledge, cutting extreme weight leaves the brain dehydrated making knockouts easier

Shit look at extreme lanklets like George roop

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>>77318207
you can say that again springsbro

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>>77318231
Feels pretty good to not be a hateful and spiteful person in general. You should try it sometime.

>tfw 6'1" 250 lbs at 18% bf

i would have to literally risk my life to cut to 205 where i would probably get memed to death anyway by cowardly, genetically inferior lanklets like Jones or Gus, or stay at my "natural" weight and get murdered by freaks like Brock, Reem, and JDS who have been playing this game for decades and have multiple accolades outside of the UFC to their name

Fuck my life. i'm a victim of the system.

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>>77318204
Nobody was rekt this hard at a press conference since 205

>>77318223
Its not common knowledge at all lmfao your talking out of your ass kid. Jesus christ.

>>77318243

>6'1" 250 lbs at 18% bf

kek i think you mean 81% bf

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Who would win?

>>77317327
we boxing now
New champ every five pounds, what the f*ck

>>77318204
not even an interesting question

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>who hits harder?

>>77318254

Oright lad whatever

>>77318256

no, I meant 18%.

>>77318255
loser
>>77318204
reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/Os7WZ2idPWw?t=11s

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Word up springschad, you got any pics of Joannas ass? tryna bust one off before my caretaker gets here to wheel me to the doctor

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>>77318266
>>77318270

What post did Schaub make about Mike Tyson on instagram before he deleted it? Whatever he said, it triggered faggots across the internet

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>>77318278
>to wheel me to the doctor
What's wrong bro?

>>77318274

You're not 18% at 250 at 6ft1 unless you;re a bodybuilder lad

you're clearly fat as shit

>>77318282
im morbidly obese from my cheeto addiction

>>77318277
why do you still feel the need to reply to them?

>>77318266
Manlet, better technique, better ground game, better cardio. Nunes ain't that much bigger to overpower him.
Manlet vs Cyborg would be more interesting

>>77318176
lol BTFO

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i forsure dont have ceetee my man

>>77318293
Literally any male in the UFC would beat any woman in the UFC

>>77318266
>>77318270
hivemind, kek.
Im sure mighty midget would win, but she probably has the stronger punch...im not sure

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>>77318277
>4chan pass user

>>77318304
no regrets

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>ywn see a vid of Romero fucking Megan Olivi

>>77318299
Cyborg would beat the brakes off of Artem

>>77318312
not even a hater of schuab but he got heemed in the most comical ways

>>77318299
I bet I could find some flyweight can that would lose to Cyborg

>>77318317
Artem would unironically knock her out.

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>>77318204
>>77318277
was Jon paying homage to Tito with a deep reference?

the quote is almost verbatim

>>77318312
*charges at you*

>>77318281
schaub said he didn't give a shit about what tyson says (tyson said mayweather would kill conor in the ring, the fight is a joke). think he went on to describe tyson's career as horribly overrated.

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>>77318304
Glad you like the filename buddeh

>>77318266
MM would fuck her up.

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>when this guy is talking shit about your boxing

>>77318328
>we could have lived in the timeline of conor heeming RDA and then fighting floyd right after

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>>77318345
>mma is boxing

>>77318324
>Artem
>knocking anybody in the UFC out
Dude's the worst kind of decision monkey, doesn't hurt people and doesn't get hurt.

>>77318358
RDA would've subbed him

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>>77317637
Jonathan
T-Wood
Cyborg
Cerrone
Volkan

>>77318345
>get to be part of a legacy making moment
>getting heemed by over the hill big nog
>in his hometown
>when no one gave him a chance

crowd was so fucking hype after that

>>77318359
>failing over and over at the boxing aspect of mixed martial arts

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>>77318374
>mma is boxing

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>>77318345
someone needs to humble schaub in the media, he's been doing a bunch of retarded shit lately. why are they even pushing him for the mayweather/conor fight.

>>77318371
This really was his make or break moment, you can see when the UFC gives guys a chance to prove themselves if to become a star when they get tested like this. Just makes it funnier that he got heemed so embarrassingly when they probably would have loved to promote him as the ex NFL knockout artist.

>>77318382
I heard a rumour that he was chosen by Showtime to make MMA look as stupid as possible and frankly I believe it. He's an absolute clown.

huge fan of wiz khalifi my guy

https://streamable.com/ixkr2

>>77318394
this would be next level hilarious if some documents leaked showing this to be the case

>>77318336
BASED
SCHAUB

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>>77318415
That fookin weasel Espinoza is too clever for that to happen

>>77318404
>ah wu tang clan. yes i've heard of him

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>>77318367
100% for sure my man

Why are Rogan and Schaub such close boys? I really don't understand how a friendship between the two could have developed.

Schaub strikes me as the kind of guys that idolized Dane Cook and Tucker Max back in the day.

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>>77317637
Jones
Woodly
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa