Women's EURO group C

Get in here!
>>77315577

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>>77315542
I need that cute. gib pls!

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REMINDER: If you aren't watching based icelandic qts right now and cheering on Elin on the bench you need to fuck off back to /r/soccer!

Lavogez is cute.

>>77315629
Which I could but I have to watch what public broadcast tells me to.

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Reminder that this tournament is about qts, not about results.

We already won. That's why we fucked off home early.

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>>77315773
CHLOE

Who should I root for if I like pretty girl'
s

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>>77315613

>>77315791
Iceland and Norway but they're both already out. Lol.

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Red card France, cutie crying and centre-back already yellow carded.

>>77315860
ERA ROJA

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>>77315860
;_;

WHAT A GOAL SON

wtf great set piece defending

COLLAPSE

nice goal you chocolate eating, clock making, war neutral cowards

LOL france

that anon with the bet on England to win the tournament must be pretty happy with himself

>>77315888
Moar Eve!

>France might actually go out in the group stage
lmao

This is better action than those recent friendlies

>>77315915
France have always been irrelevant, and have never done well in any championship ever.

>>77315936
>France have always been irrelevant, and have never done well in any championship ever.

they are probably the best team in the tournament player for player

France losing the group stage would be on par with england losing to a dentist

That was a really nice header desu senpai

>>77315951

and America losing to vietnam

>be french
>get shot

Nicole Billa is my new waifu

>>77315970
>"lose"
More like lost public favor

>>77315976
Is it just me or does she look like a mouth breather?

>>77315982
>Losing to yourself

>yet another french choke
now that just makes me laugh

>>77316010
Yeah kind of and she slouches

I need a new waifu now

>>77315982
>achieve literally none of your political goals
>somehow that doesn't constitute a loss

Wars are fought to achieve political goals, you can kill millions of gooks, if at the end of the day Vietnam is unified and communist, you lost.

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>schichtl
>burger
>billa
>puntigam

those are such austrian names i dont even

>>77316021
This is what they get for having >b*rbers play defense

>>77316037
I know, right? Surely a nice change from all the "ic"s in the men's team.

>>77316040
>Being this ignorant
Berbers come from North Africa these guys are subsaharan.

The better team is losing :)

>>77316040
fuck off jack!

>>77315982

and not achieve any of the military objections they set out
and get overrun and tactically outsmarted by paddy field farmers with 1950s tech wearing pajamas
but as you said, the main reason America got humiliated by Vietnam was public opinion of the war dipped.

>>77316068
Karchaoui, the one who caused >>77315888 to draw a red, is moroccan

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Choke as always

>>77316063
meh the ic's are the best players in the male team
without immigration we'd play mayerhofers.

>>77316097
Oh, carry on then.

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>>77316101
>22
HNNNG

>>77316105
Sure, we'd suck if our team only consisted of Austrian players. I just think it's refreshing to have so many typical Austrian names in a national team for once.

>>77316126
>meep meep wroom

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For me, it's Wendie Renard

Kek, that Iceland goal-qt choke.

Thanks goalkeeper woman!

>Icelandic goalkeeping

LMFAO

>women goalkeepers

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>>77316126
go little bee

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AUSTRIA

YIPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

>women

>>77316151
lel

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>>77316160

>>77316136
>we'd suck
>we'd

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GO AUSTRIA

me on the left

>>77316197
kek

>>77316197
surely this must disprove the ">she won't even look at you" meme?

>>77316197
Post more Billa

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Lara...

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>>77316240
'sexy billa

>>77316254

THICC

>>77316197
Kek

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>>77316249

Cutest three frogettes?

For me it's le Sommer, Henry and Lavogez.

>this goalkeeping

Absolutely ELITE.

>>77316254
Hnnnng

WONDER OF ROTTERDAM

>ref gives yellow for the wrong white girl first

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>2:0
Well done, qts.

>>77316282
Same as those, but replace Le Sommer with Perisset>>77316300

>>77316085

You lost a whole empire to street shitters, niggas and camel herders

Are France out if they lose to the Swiss?

surely they can't fuck this up now, right?

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>>77316272

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>>77316272
>>77316249

>lara

>>77316319
Anything's possible. Both goals were presents from Iceland.

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>>77316327

>>77316311
>lost an Empire
>giving people self determination is 'losing an empire'
I mean, I know all the Germans know is losing stuff via war, but that's not the same shit. Since, you know, we didn't lose via military, we gave them freedom.

Also, Google who the Head of State of Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, Barbados, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Solomon Islands, The Bahamas and Tuvalu are.

Then google Akrotiri and Dhekelia; Anguilla; Bermuda; British Antarctic Territory; British Indian Ocean Territory; British Virgin Islands; Cayman Islands; Falkland Islands; Gibraltar; Montserrat; Pitcairn Islands; Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha; South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands; Turks and Caicos Islands.

I know your education must be poor in Germany, you know, having it replaced with diversity lessons, but come on, Google exists. That's not banned yet, is it?

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we just need a win from Iceland..

when can we expect to see elin!

>>77316359

>we didn't lose via military, we gave them freedom.

How generous

>>77316423
> tfw all your waifus are benched

Celia Jimenez, and now this, desu.

>>77316359

>giving people self determination

After years of violent uprising. It's the same with you mocking America for Vietnam. You would have won militarily but in the end it was futile and senseless to fight so you have to give them independence. As if this was a completely selfless decision of the empire you kek.

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Going to be a billa blowout

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QT

>>77316446

Celia will probably get some minutes tomorrow, just like Kemme got 15 minute in the game yesterday.
You never know what happens on tournaments with injuries etc. Things are hard to predict. One of the first team players might get fouled hard and one of our waifus might play the remainder of the tournament.

>>77316488
Why does Bale's sister play for Polan?

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Louisa Necib STILL commentating on the side of the field instead of playing

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>>77316522
Celia getting game time would be a dream

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>france are going home
HOWLING

MY BET IS COMING HOME

don't even care

lel at france

>>77316488
>>77316516
What the hell do you see in this woman?

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I love Sarah Zadrazil.

>>77316557
I don't know is she a striker or something

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>>77316543

Let's hope we get lucky then!

>>77316560
Plz more

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>>77316583
That isn't Celia, is it?

So what's France vs Switzerland like? Is France dominating even with only 10 players?

>>77316560
>that lower austrian natascha kampusch face
go west comrade

>>77316560
I saw her playing once. She thicc and always wears shorts at least two sizes too small.

>>77316608
Switzerland sitting back and trying (and failing) to hit France on the counter.

any streams for the france game? if they go out then it's essentially us or germany to win this

>>77316608

nah its shit
France try something, lose it
Suisse try something, lose it

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>>77316584

>>77316613
>stop liking what I don't like

>>77316637
nice.

First time I've posted in a thread this tournament...

Is Lavogez still top cute or does she look like a dyke now?

Also, does anybody have that webm where she's crying and biting her shirt while getting a hug? I had it saved on an old laptop but I had to get rid of that.

>>77316605

Nah, just looked like her a little bit. It's some Ukrainian girl.

>>77316653
http://www.hesgoal.com/news/18201/Switzerland_W_vs_France_W.html

>>77316653

It's on more4

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>>77316665
Would still cum in her

>>77316653
spain are a better team than england, we got pretty lucky against them with an early goal. germany are definitely no where near as strong as they used to be.

so probably:

germany>spain>england>>holland>switzerland

>>77316688
Wouldn't turn her away, that's for sure. Was much cuter a couple of years ago with her natural colour (although this may have more to do with her crying than anything else).

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>>77316692
Three slags on the shirt,it's coming home

>>77316688
She looks like Marine's sister. And Marine's sister was damn hot.

>>77316645
>>77316664
Thanks.

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>>77316688
wut

>>77316692
>spain are a better team than england
no they're not, the bookies had us favourites for that game
spain were fucking awful even for women's standards
yeah they kept the ball but rarely threatened

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>>77316664
you're right

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GO AUSTRIA

>>77316716
Who?

>>77316721
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg

PLEASE, SOMEBODY WITH WEBM OF HER CRYING

IT WAS ONLY TWO YEARS AGO

YOU CAN'T ALL BE NEW

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>>77316752

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>>77316742

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>>77316767

Need the webm of this LIKE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where my arab trannyfu at?

>>77316778

well done

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>>77316794
in your ass

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>>77316791

>>77316798
Was it lewd

>>77316791

I don't have it, but if I did I wouldn't post it just because your crying about it
Let it go, it's just some bint sobbing for fucks sake

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violaaaa

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>>77316821
Who doesnt want that though

>>77316827
More!

>>77316816

no, just some web link code crap
<h ref pin .jpg ><blargh>

>>77316827
>plays for Young Boys
>is clearly a woman

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>>77316853
>>77316843

Qts

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>>77316844

>>77316843
Bitch is huge.

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>>77316872

20 minutes left lads
praying switzerland can hold on

>>77316815
YES! Thank you!

I will be thinking of you when I fap over this.

>>77316727
yes i am aware books had us as favourites, it will be even if the two sides play again this tournament and i will be on spain ;)

england are overrated and ALWAYS overperform vs their actual quality. same thing happened in the WWC

Calligaris is a qt
So were those crowdsluts

>>77316936
getting the feeling you're some bitter jock cunt
don't reply to me ever again

who /bet/ here?

>>77316937
> not posting crowdsluts

>>77316950
me >>77316550

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>>77316926

I will be thinking of you, too

>>77316948
>don't reply to me ever again

go back to twitter you mongy cringetard

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i want some rachel

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK OFF FROGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

France equalized. Now shit gets interesting.

>female goalkeeping

I fapped too much today and now my dick hurts. What do?

>>77316966
That got me I'm going to have to hide this post because it's too damn gross kek

France will win the tourney, calling it now

Nice goalkeeping

LOL

>>77317010
chop it off and become a tranny

ALLEZ LES BLEUES ALLEZ LES BLEUES

ugh that was terrible

>>77317010
try nofap and thank me in a few weeks.

now Englel will play France in the qf LOL

RIP englel

It's Portugal 2016 all over again

/ouryear/ lads

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>>77316995

What's it with female goalkeepers? They're always the worst players on the field by a wide margin.

>>77317067
same problems as nigger male goalkeepers

>>77317067
I get the feeling that it's like boy's football, where the shitter goes in goal, only they never grew out of that phase.

>>77317067
Height

>>77317067
They are like 15cm shorter, that doesn't help either

>>77317067
Too small, poor spacial awareness.

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>>77317064
what a body

>>77317067
Can't into jumping

Unironically

>>77317099
I wonder how much hand size has to do with it

>>77317064
Plz more Rachel

Can anyone post the webm of this:

>>77315551

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>>77317086
english boy's football you mean ?

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is DON'Tfu a good goalkeeper?

>dat jessen ass jiggle on the sidelines

>>77317189
POST WEBM

NOW

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>>77317131

>>77317175
Football between friends. It was always either the fat fuck, or the shitter, who was usually the fat fuck.

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>>77317176

>>77317176
Angerer was better but Solo is probably top 5 alltime

>>77317201
I would if I knew how!

>>77317176
for sure 1 of the better GKs

REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
SWITZERLAND DENIED A PEN

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>>77317213

>>77317176
looks like a pure waifu

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>that's not a penalty

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>>77317241

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>>77317114
she chose Swiss but she's alf german

>>77317246
hnnnng

>>77317241
>>77317250
Complaining about anything after that red

>>77317263
you know it was a pen
>>77317276
>making one bad decision means you need to make another one to even it out
brainlet refereeing

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pusy

>3:0
Daaamn.

>>77317287
It wasn't even close to being a penalty lol

>>77317300
Austria to win the tournament? Worth a bet

>>77317300
ive felt this kind of content and satisfaction very seldomly watching austrians play football.

>>77317310
is there a team than can match the germans?

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>>77317322

>>77317300
>>77317319
I...is this what winning feels like?

>>77317331
Germany have been very disappointing.

I could see the Netherlands/Spain/England going all the way tbqh

goal here

>>77317322
That kit's ridiculous amounts of wank

>that swiss dive

if my digits repeat, the swiss will win

>>77317377

NOT SO FAST

The Swiss team is Crnogorcevic and 10 incompetents. Must be frustrating for her.

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>>77317395
no rage dude

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>>77317395

>arnold schwarzenegger is turning 70

Ok so France backwalks into the quarters, but minus Renard they will be playing without their best defender

>>77317395
Don't get why Bachmann's rated so highly. She worked hard, sure. But fuck all came of it.

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à quoi pensa son mari quand il ramona Bachmann?

>>77317420
That commercial hit right in the age feels.

~25% of the goals are result of goalie error
~25% are penalties

wtf womens football

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>>77317413

>France in the next round
hmm was hoping France or Germany would play eachother and we'd only have to beat one
I believe we can do it though, france have been shit so far

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>>77317420
what is time?

the quality may be sub par, but waifu wars is comfy as fuck

>ana crying ;_;

>>77317443
PLEASE keep dumping

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>>77317420

>>77317457
This

> QTies
> slow threads
> it's still football
> international banter

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>>77317467

>>77317461
POST SCREENIES

>>77317443

crap tattoos

>>77317500
Lesbos usually have trash tattoos

>>77317495
Hottest woman in football

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>>77317495

England vs France quarter final will be the first thread of the tournament to hit bump limit and require a second thread

>>77316530
She was my waifu in the Women's World Cup two years ago, until I saw Laure Boulleau.

Speaking of which, where was Laure Boulleau today?

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>>77317500

>>77317515
> ywn sniff that shoe

;_;

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>>77317534

>>77317534
>sniffags

>>77316530
>google her
>she retired at age 29
what the fuck? is this common in women's football for the top players?

>those super short 70ies football pants will never come back

women's football would be pure HNNNGGGGGG with those

>>77316037

Where are the Kanacken? How are we supposed to win without them?

>>77317531
She retired i believe. Not sure what happened to Necib. She was supposed to be their great player but they sucked when she was on the team.

>>77317572

Career ending pregnancy

I should just stick to waifu wars. They make up for the failure that is our men's team.

>>77317594
Switch that - Necib retired and boulleau is playing with PSG but not on the national team for some reason

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>>77317619

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>>77317619
she just have a surgery of the thigh

>>77317619
What an absolute scandal. I refuse to switch waifus a second time, so she'd better be in the next tournament ;_;

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>>77317733

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but she's alright don't panic

>>77317176
POST IT

>>77317509
She not a lesbo.

>>77317587
just come home already.

+++++++PROPOSITION++++++++
reverse anschluss: Bayern joins Austria

>>77317978
We'd take them in a heartbeat. Too bad they don't want to and gotta carry the rest of Germany.

>>77317795
Yay :3

Waifu wars is over for today

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cya

Fucking hell Swiss, you have just knocked England out of the Euros. I hope you;re fucking happy.