/heem/ - Break Bones Edition

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>MMA fans

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Bork want Jones

>>77313887
I think the mind control and subversion tactics on the internet through meme warfare are finally getting to people. On torrent sites I always see blacked at the top.

>>77313887
More like

>whitebois

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>>77313857
What is this?

A SUCC for ants?!

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I can't believe we're this close to the Succ'ning.

They better have fluids on standby Saturday night, because Jon is going to be completely drained.

Aye! *slaps* LOOK ALIVE!

You the boxing guy?

>>77313924
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Will the SUCC happen during the fight or after?

>tfw called the eye doctor twice
>tfw the bitch at the appointment desk picks up and asks me how she can help me
>tfw she fucking hangs up on me when I want to schedule an appointment

>>77313939
If DC can manage a takedown it's fair game

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-srTvXH5bo

>>77313950

What if he goes for the standing succ?

>>77313959
imagine laughing and putting your hand on another man's hand

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*GADOOSH*

>>77313964
t.never trained

>>77313924
Who was he sperging out to btw?

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<----Gooby!

UFC 182 had an impressive 800k buyrate. Co-main event was Cerrone vs Jury.

How many PPVs will 214 do?

lets make a current p4p cte list

1.Chris Weidman
2.Diego Sanchez
3.Eddie Alvarez
4.Nate Diaz
5.Robbie Lawler

>>77314015
600k

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>>77313982
You call that a GADOOSH?

THIS is a GADOOSH

>>77313982
>>77314014

that was practically an exhibition match, should be taken off his record if you ask me

Jones will fold to DCs pressure boxing and get beaten into a cheeky 1st round RNC. Cap this.

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>>77314037
GADOOSHED AND FLUSHED

>>77314048
In that case, the Chad Mendes fight shouldn't count either

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>>77313993
Jones made Machida succ and stand, poor guy choked

>>77314016
No Elkins ? He slurs the most by far

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>>77314054
You discount the Jon Eye Poke Technique at your own risk.

>>77314055
How can people see this and think Conor has any chance against the greatest modern boxer?

>>77314063
no because both fighters were taking it seriously, the first fight with nate was basically a spar, how can you lose a spar?

>>77314065
Damn. Machida swallowed his seed

>>77314082
>how can you lose a spar?
You can actually

>>77314016
Eddie is still with it 100% all around good guy

>>77314101
no, you cant, no one wins or loses a spar, it's just a practice session

>>77314048
Why do you have your cock in McG's ass? Is it coincidence that you're also Irish? I mean he's one of the best fighters in history and the fact that 4 out of the 5 highest PPV ever were solely because of him makes him a legend but he straight up lost to Diaz because he wasn't prepared for his height, cardio and jujitsu skills.

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>>77314134
Not the person you're responding to but why on earth are you talking about Conor when 214 is literally days away? Conor doesn't even have an MMA fight scheduled.

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>Conor vs Floyd

>>77314165
Cus Paddy won't shut the fuck about him.

Also when is Conor gonna fight Khabibi?

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>>77314174
How is Floyd going to eyepoke him with boxing gloves on?

>>77314184
small razorblades in the gloves

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>>77314174

>>77314184
Unfortunately the eyepokes didn't effect the outcome of the fight

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>>77314184
Explain that image to me buddeh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-srTvXH5bo


explain this heem

>>77314183
When Khalabeen proves he's a professional and can make weight. If he survives Ferguson.

>>77313959
legit thought it was actually conor at the beginning

>>77314204
What an ugly mother fucker. Cross eyed bitch

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Jorge takes Tyrons belt

>>77314232
And yet, he produced a goddess.

>>77314244
>le split decision man

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>>77314257
Point to the split decision

>>77314209
>doesnt get tested by usada for an upcoming fight for once
>suddenly as jacked as romero
well he isnt even trying to deny roid use anymore lmaoo

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I really hope Reneau beats GDR, her last fight's decision pissed me off and I hate GDR already so I'm worried about this fight

>>77314174
>le eyepoke win

>>77314244
jorgay is done

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Eyepoke so bad it gave Gunnar bad striking defence for all his previous fights

Imagine paying for PPVs when they're free online.

>>77313857
Does anyone know some good website to download or watch in streaming for free the recents UFC shows?

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>>77314270

>>77314300
>posts the same fight

>>77314303
Imagine scouring the internet for a delayed stream that disconnects constantly and isn't even in true HD.

>>77314279
Well I guess you would know about being done

>>77314174
I swear to God the UFC wants people to actively start eyepoking.

>Kick to the groin
timeout

>12-6 elbow
disqualification

>permanently incapacitate someone with eye poke
NOPE CARRY ON

Retarded. Even an accidental eye poke should be instant -2 points, with a second eye poke disqualification. How can you even fight when you're seeing double.

Moreover, the UFC should be able to undo judge decisions if they later find eye pokes when reviewing tapes

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>>77314252
Pedo

>>77314322
Imagine being this inept.

Imagine bragging about using 480p reddit streams

>>77314334
I can afford to watch it on an 80 inch television with my friends and family.

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>>77314321
Why would I have any of his other fights

>>77314325
3/10

>>77314244
Jorge takes Wonderboys kick to the face and gets slept

>>77314252
Nonce

>>77314329
>the cheesecake factory in california
i wonder if cynthia was their waitress

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>>77314329
Damn she's cute
>continue reading
>mfw

>>77314325
t. scot-irish

>>77314344
Imagine asking friends for money to pay for something at your house. Imagine constantly needing the best...80 inch TV...true HD..you're human trash and I hope you die in a car crash or from heart failure today.

>>77314373
>Imagine asking friends for money
I don't do this. I can afford it myself.

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For me, it's Aspen Ladd

>>77314363
>old enough to bleed

>>77314016
Glover's gotta be in the Top 10 after what Rumble and Gus did to him.

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>>77314349
No chance, recovery too good

>>77314325
Gunnar lost cause he has bad striking defense, get over it already lol

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>>77314395
For sure since Strikeforce my guy

>implying he'd be able to survive a T-Wood bomb

>>77314400
no he lost because >argentine strategy = 4 """accidental""" eye pokes

guy was literally seeing double from 10 seconds into the fight

>>77314400
you'd have bad striking defense if you got your eye poked 4 times too

>>77314329
https://youtu.be/6J8I9XgwfmU?t=1m44s

>>77314435
He got heem'd my guy, I know it's tough to accept but you need to accept it

>>77314204
Bisping is an icon. A true legend, honestly GOAT caliber. A classy guy outside the octagon. Very misunderstood buddeh

CORALSPRINGS what's going on? Want to go for a jog?

RealFeel® 114°
Max UV Index: 10 (Extreme)

>>77314488
Nope nope nope nope nope

>>77314437
He leaped chin out hands down by his side. That has nothing to do with eyepokes which he fought through

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>that sound

Japanese grannies beware.

>>77314515
>He leaped chin out hands down by his side.
literally where, did you get your eyes poked too? He got caught mid-hook

>>77314538
The entire fight. That's literally how Gunnar always fights.

He got knocked out cold because he was the inferior fighter. Crying about it changes nothing

AVENGE MY HONOR!

>>77314522
>mario "if they die, they die" yamasaki

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>>77314515
YOU ARE GREAT AT READING FROM THE TELEPROMPTER BUT THE CHIN HAS TO BE TUCKED IN

>>77314581
haha xD

DC and Cyborg will miss weight

Troost me on daht

>>77314400
He needs to realize he's not fighting for points anymore and keep those hands up.

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Why is Yoel so sensitive?

>>77314589
based bisGOD

>>77314606
Bisping is the type of guy to talk alot of shit but God forbid you bust his bawls he'll throw a tantrum and call you a cheater

On a scale from 1-Dead how bad is Andrei Arlovski's CTE?

>>77314595
They've been weighing them in all month!

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>>77314646

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>>77314623
I love the fact that Eddie was actually trying to compliment him.

>>77314666
>It's flat, okay!?

what is the most impressive 4 fight win streak?

>>77314691
Michael Bisping: Anderson Silva, Luke Rockhold, Dan Henderson and Georges St. Pierre.

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>>77314691
Did someone say steak?

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>>77314725
aren't drugs amazing?

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>>77314252
living the dream

>>77314723
Bobby Knuckles: Derek Brunson, Jacare, Yoel Romero, Michael Bisping

>THE TIME IS NOW

>GO BIG

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>>77314252
>>77314329
>>77314748

>>77314740
not for your hairline

>>77314770
Preview of what DC will do to Jon.

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Who's your favorite female fighter?

>>77314796
gabi 'the natty goat' garcia

>>77314796
she is short and stubby how will she ever compete in the ufc

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GADOOSH

Wmma fans should be ridiculed like borgy slap fans are

>>77314796
i still wanna put my face in ronda's bunghole

>>77314796
post the webm of her striking

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>>77314811
Rin Nakai was way fatter and shorter

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>>77314796

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>>77314796

12 gauge paige vanzant

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>>77314796

>>77314831
>>77314842
that battle of the white women is coming up very soon

>>77314831
>lost to felice herrig

>>77313947
Go there and heem her.

>>77314842
based

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>>77314796
either Alexa or Cynthia desu

>>77314373
Lol imagine being this rustled someone can afford $60

>>77314873
why doesn't she go by her real name karen montes?

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-srTvXH5bo

>>77314912
I really need the answer for this and nobody seems to have one

never pay for something if you can get it for free

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>tfw you will roll with Holly Holm

>>77314935
So never pay for food if I can get it for free in the trashcan? Got it.

>>77314935
So im guessing you must be a patron of prostitutes

>>77314415
I never saw him fight in strikeforce

Jorge would never get caught with that obvious overhand

>>77314919
THEY JUST PLANTED THE FUCKING SEED. ALL THE STEAKS ARE DOWN TO THIS

CONOR VS BROCK

>>77314951
she'll fuck you up

>>77314919
what the fook m8

>>77314958
He's been caught by lesser, especially when dealing with other grapplers

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>>77314919
At the start I thought Goob is ripped like he's going to be a welterweight now, that is one stocky manlet like Platinum

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Be honest, have you seen all of your boy's fights?

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>>77314958
I knew I'd seen this before

>>77314826
Terrible example she had a laughable ufc run

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>>77314373
this is right desu. this ppv is 13 dollars here in the uk, i can't imagine what kind of shill would claim you're not being ripped off at 60.

also
>asking your guests to chip in

>>77314931
Doesn't she train with her biological father whose last name is Grasso?

>>77314919
ALL THE BELTS YEH

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>>77315021
>south europeans
their noses look so bad on women

>>77315021
Why are ppvs so cheap in the UK? Joshua Klitschko was only 20 pounds right?

>>77315044
because fat stupid americans are willing to foot the majority of the bill

DUDE 120 INCH FLAT SCREEN LMAO

>>77315061
Seething

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>>77315018

>>77315044
i think these kind of events come free with standard sports channels which themselves don't cost much, so there's no way they can charge anything more than £20 on a single event when with £30 you can get a month subscription to pretty much everything

>>77314986
You seem worried

>>77315017
I don't get you

>>77315021
>asking your guests to chip in

Why wouldn't they?

>>77315067
I am. I'm still salty over great britain losing the revolutionary war.

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>>77314958
>>77315017
Wrong wew

I hear few countries get free PPV's?

>>77315086
Tyron is my boy because unless he fights Santiago or Jorge

>>77315093
Not anymore.

>>77314931
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_customs_of_Hispanic_America

>>77315118
Bjpenn.com

>>77315112
Any idea Who has lowest cost?

>>77315081
>you seem worried

Im not. I like Masvidal and im pointing out something obvious. He got dropped by Cruickshank of course Cruickshank's karate style played into that. He had trouble with Khabilov striking because Khabilov is a grappler, dont you remember that ridiculous wheel kick that dropped him in the 3rd? Same with Benson. When Masvidal has to deal with grapplers who can strike or worry about a legitimate takedown and ground threat he gets thrown off his game a little bit

Woodley is a great wrestler. He doesn't wrestle a ton in the cage but he still feints for takedowns and has it in his pocket. But of course his top control and threat on the ground arent incredibly dangerous especially when compared to Maia but nonetheless its there

>>77315118
r/SquaredCircle

>>77315118
heem.tk

>>77315093
Plenty of Euro countries get free PPV's on premium sports channels. You pay more for tv bill but don't have to shell out 60$ directly to Dana. Overall it's significantly cheaper

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this is the cutest boy i've ever seen in my life

>>77315133
I get that.

Remember Carla Esparza? Lol

>>77315082
>hey guys wanna come over and watch ufc tonight?
>that'll be $12 entry fee

>>77315119
fuck all those countries and "people"
thank you for the info btw

>>77315156
It's no different than going 50/50 on a pizza.

>>77314919
kek

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>>77315112
BT Sports is essentially part of many basic cable packages so people are getting PPV for free.

>>77315156
You invite 10-15 people over. Spend 5 bucks at most on the PPV. Get dirt cheap beer spending another 5 bucks

Do you actually think thats absurd or even not the norm?

>>77315021
>Invite 10 people over
>$5 each

Wow so expensive eh? lol

>>77315133
Masvidals grappling has improved a shit ton since then and his striking would cause problems for Tyrone

>>77315192
>beer
yeah no just lost all respect for you

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>>77315178
Extreme Sports Channel doesn't show any prelims and has goofy polish commentators so these days I'd rather watch illegal streams than on tv

>>77315207
For sure since strikeforce my guy

>>77315220
Don't like Masvidal

>>77315199
>invite 100 people over
>50c each

>>77315207
Its not so much to do with grappling ability as opposed to the threat of it which makes you more tentative on the feet. Its why Wonderboy was so tentative about any spinning shit against Tyrone when he got taken down and beaten up in the first round of the first fight from a kick getting caught

>>77315199
Yeah, and it's not even a mandatory thing. My buddy who buys ppvs on occasion never forces anybody to chip in. He'll ask, yeah, but more often than not we're all buying beer and wings anyway, so it kinda evens out.

If you're a friendless mong, I can see why the dynamics of a group event can be lost on you, but I've never thought it was a big deal to help pay for a ppv.

man look at that boi pucci

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdvPY8_FflI

>>77315211
Jack/ Cherry Coke is my drink of choice for UFC

>>77315220
>When you're late to the bandwagon so you shit on it instead

Wasn't you British the other day?

http://flalottery.com/megaMillions
fucking bullshit
ufc 214 is the only reason not to commit suicide this week

>>77314329
>I want you to meet my father
>Fook

>>77315260
>wasn't you
Cringing

>>77315187
Why would you ever sit down and eat at a Chinese place?

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the GOATs

>>77315281
Huge pool of sweat there

>>77315288
So youre the spammer? Im shocked!!!

>>77315192
Do you really believe in this day and age you find 10 people in your immediate surrounding let alone friend circle to give enough fucks about a card that doesn't include Ronda or Conor, give a fuck enough to get into your apartment or house that might not even comfortably sustain 10 people, get their own food because surely you don't want to add a hundred bucks just to feed all those mouths, and watch whos' for two hours leaving trash all over the place and shouting like retards about stuff they don't know until they get to watch the main fight they came for and quickly disperse without a thanks abd blaming you the fight was boring?

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>>77314126
>Getting choked
That's how you lose a "spar"
Nigger

Do you _honestly_ believe Jones vs DC happening? Jones hasn't fucked up in like one year, lower your expectations.

>>77315307
>>77315308
Wow your flags look the same :^)

>>77315307
Im talking hypothetically. I dont have a friend that would shell out money for non-Ronda or non-Conor.

I'm super surprised Ortega is the dog vs Moicano

Watching fighting with casuals is pretty annoying desu. Usually watch it alone or with my brother.

>>77315335
how big is mma in italy?

>>77315334
A lot of people banking on Moicano sticking and moving like he did against Stephens I guess.

Jones is going to have ring rust.
DC should have fought him back at 197 that was his best chance.

>>77315334
Ortega isn't a round winner and Moicano has shown that he can stick to a game plan vs Stephens. Ortega's striking isn't amazing and his takedowns aren't great either. Can't always rely on a third round finish.

>>77315348
If Jones has faded then it's still the same fight because DC is struggling with weight and injuries

>>77315275
Wasn't you cringing yesterday?

>>77315344
im a bong but they do show it on Fox for free here, I guess its prepaid kinda like BT sport

>>77315345

I guess. Seems like the odds are fucked on that one. I'm fairly sure Ortega takes it.

>>77315348
DC wouldn't have beaten him then either

>>77315307
Be honest. How many friends do you have?

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>>77315348
>ring rust

>>77315371
>+130
Hardly anything to be too excited about

>>77315334
Why has Ortega been inactive for so long?

>>77315345
>it was the guy who stick and moved vs Stephans
My bet on Ortega in shambles

>>77315307
I've lost touch with all of my friends that I used to order UFC ppvs with. The only friends I have left would rather watch WWE Summerslam than Mayweather/Mcgregor. They consider MMA boring so I don't even bother asking for UFC.

I miss university like 2008-2011, seems like every fight was hype and everyone was into it.

>>77315371
>>77315388
If you are betting then you might as well go for Ortega ITD.

>>77315395
Injuries mostly

Remember when I told you guys Moicano was my boy and he would beat Stephens and you told me to shut up

>UFC 214 Press Conference: The Mac Life Coverage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhCAUgytvYs

What could this be?

>>77315421
>split decision

>>77315421
Shut up

>>77315388
I'm surprised he's not -150 dude. That's a huge difference lol

>>77315395
he popped dude

he's been roiding this whole time

>>77315432
Big nosed idiot

>>77315430
So? I was still proud

>>77315426
The UFC 214 press conference you goof

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>>77315307
short answer: no
long answer: yes

>>77315443
Handle yer banter lil lid

>>77315457
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75259131/#75260612

>lil
You're about 5'7

>>77315474
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75142955/#75146190

>>77315288
>defending a high level fighter with 50% striking defense

W E W
E
W

stop quoting the archive you absolute fucking autists

>>77315474
You better stay away when your boy loses sunday morning boi

Really you should protect your neck

You will fear the consequences

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Remember to ignore this flag in what this sport concerns.

>>77315554
He just had a boo boo

>>77315521
My main boy just 30-27d someone so I'm good

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>>77315521
>You better stay away when your boy loses sunday morning boi
How's your Cuban bull doing these days ? Butt still hurting ?

>>77315554
Here are some good ones from Ausfailia.

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76649833/#76651214

>>77315513

Make no mistake, DC will go down in the third round via TKO. Without a doubt.

>quote me now

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>>77315554

What do you casuals think about the 4 new weight classes

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/abc-new-weight-classes-mma-165-175-195-225

>>77315513
t. smighted by ArchiveGOD

ufc.tv is such a shit website. Why does logging in and doing anything take so fucking long? Fuck Fight Pass. I signed up last night, listened to ten minutes of Snoop's blather, and turned it off.

>>77315601
>ABC rules and regulations committee chairperson Sean Wheelock today told MMAjunkie the new divisions are “absolutely not” meant to dilute the talent pool and remake MMA into something more resembling boxing.

yeah right

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>>76651214

>>77315598
Bamgbose was actually solid at those odds though, had he not memed too hard..

>>77315619
Pretty sure you just have shit tier internet.

Is Bummer Neeson a good fighter?

>>77315644
You're wrong like you always are.

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besides being a literal redditor why would anyone root for DC?

>>77315658
Alright well try watching it on a computer and not your phone then you fucking fag.

>>77315626
>Crikey m8 it don't matter if he's gonna lose if the odds are great, she'll be alright m8

>>77315601
super welterweight is retarded. too small a difference.

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>>77315668
Good question

>>77315671
I'm on my computer, dumb little bitch. And I'm not trying to watch, I'm trying to cancel. Don't worry though, I finally clicked through.

>>77315668
Because you arent you race traitor beta fucking kike

>>77315619
I've never had a problem with the website but the smart TV app is the buggiest thing I've ever used. I want to make a Twitter just to bitch to Dana about it

>>77315693
Why would you bother signing up in the first place if you are just going to cancel it the next day

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>>77315641
>>77315641
Not against TRTor 2.0 he wasn't

its happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edbs1O-3YH8

>>77315668
why would anyone root for jones? genuinely a retard, confirmed a bad person, suspended several times. dc is even better with banter.

NO reason to root for jones.

>>77315718
oh snap, i thought it was just the 4 woman tournament, didn't realize there was a seperate 16 woman tournament.

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>>77315724
>genuinely a retard
>dc is even better with banter

idiot casual lol

>>77315749
Herp derp, I got a big dick Joe. Hahahahahhahahahahaha!

>>77315709
Gee I dunno, maybe cause I wanted to see what tuesday night snoopcast was all about?

Fuck you're dumb.

I just realised how bad Ju-Jitsu (and pretty much all grappling forms of combat) is in real life fights.

Fights happen standing up, you're not going submit someone at a bar.

It's also really hard to perform a take down on concrete unless you wanna break your knees.

Is Muay Thai the actually only useful sport for street fighting?

>>77315724
>bad person
roaring

>>77315705
>make a Twitter
slippery slope to becoming a normalfag
>owns a television
>its not a crt
I am coming over we need to get you the fuck out of there you are not living right

>>77315724
>>77315724
>why would anyone root for jones?
he's a better fighter

>>77315724
>dc is even better with banter.
Objectively incorrect.

>>77315769
You signed up for Fight Pass just for Snoopcast? And thinking it would be worth it?

How moronic

>>77315769
There were streams literally posted in this thread you dumb fuck.

Christ, why is there always one american flag here that contributes absolutely nothing but negativity. Doesn't talk about mma, doesn't joke around. just picks fights and calls people names. Get a fucking life.

>>77315794
Shut up bitch

>>77313887

>>77315749
This is the scat spammer.

>>77315724
>a bad person
lmbo

>>77315783
>uuuh uuuh fuck you dc lol
>muh dick
>>77315780
>i root for the best fighter
casual leave pls

>>77315814
You okay?

>>77315768
That wasn't banter you moron, if you think anything DC has ever said was funny then you're a huge sperg or probably pushing 40.

>>77315824
I'M NOT CRYING I'M JUST SOBER
>for more than 6 months

>>77315794
Not my fault you're stupid and ask stupid questions.

>>77315724
Because DC puts me to sleep when he fights. With Jones as champ, there's a litany of interesting matchups that could be made.

Man /heem/ sure has changed. Back in the day before the first fight everyone here was rooting for Jones

>>77315824
>if you think dc is clever then you're a more mature person than me

yeah no shit

>>77315808
Got proof lil boy?

>g-guys for the record
>for the record

Yeah top tier banter right there.

>>77315847
Blame redditers

>>77315851
rekt

>>77315808
No he's just as pathetic though theres not a time i come on heem and that losee isnt here posting

>>77315852
we didn't use your thread here http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77213335/#77213335

So you started spamming. I remember it clearly.

>>77315851
Clever at what my guy? He's a goofball with corny uncle tom jokes. He has never said anything clever or witty.

presser fucking when

>>77315822
Jones is p4p the best ever and the only people who deny it are literally asshurt redditors

>>77315847
It's either contrarians or people who are fed up with Jones' bullshit behavior. No one actually thinks DC is the better light heavyweight.

>>77315886
1 bong

>>77315868
Lol literally no correlation punk, so why am I not spamming now?

>>77315772
barfights are not 12 round rope hugging point fights. one guy gets suckerpunched and if he stays awake 90 seconds later both participants are completely exhausted gasping for air. If you are a manlet fuckboy blue belt you get to stop your opponent from breathing.

>>77315896
Wrong it's supposed to be live right now

>>77315887
Reach babby

Lol docksperg so triggered people rooting for Based DC

>>77315920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4M9bAZatWE

>>77315772
>you're not going submit someone at a bar.
It takes tree seconds to put a man to sleep

tew seconds if it's an untrained neck

100% I'd lock on a tight rear naked choke if I found myself in a bar fight.

>>77315772
Ive seen jiu jitsu work pretty good in street fights as well is wrestling. Doesnt look fun getting dumped on your head onto concrete

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>>77315928

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>>77315947

>>77315772
Guarantee this is the same idiot who was on about his takedown defence against a girl

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how does this make you feel? Dana is flying Cynthia around on his private jet regularly now. He is 100% invested in Cynthia and her train wont be derailed. She will probably headline a card before 2018. How do you feel now?

>>77315925
reachlet detected
Ufc, Boxing and most other combat sports are dominated by reach babbies
Football is dominated by handbabbies
Basketball is dominated by heightbabbies
You're just a bitter DC fanboy with no reach, height, or other athletic gifts who can't stand to see someone take advantage of their gifts

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>>77315994
How many baby pictures of her do you possess?

>>77315994
I don't really care. It's so secret Dana has wanted a spanish speaking star for a long time.

>>77315935
>>77315935

Second this. Arm drag to the back. suplexcity.gif
neon belly
nap or snap

>>77315994
With her couch game I'm surprised she's not a Hollywood star, that's some high level shit, from waitress to private jets in 6 months