/mlb/ general - USELESS edition

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Windians

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/a/stros!

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Mariners

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>>77311183
>posting from your phone
>trying to turn the Astros into a weeaboo meme

We don't want your kind here.

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>>77311191
the AL West is a weeb division

This thread's already ruined, delete it and try again

>>77311198
I know right 5 posts and none of them about the dodgers or kershaw.

Can we get a janitor in here please or at least a braves fan, they seem to like picking up trash.

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>>77311191
But the astros are a weaboo meme, just ask altuve.

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8th for beanball war

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1stros
>Ashur Tolliver was removed from the 40-man yesterday
somethins cookin brehs

Reminder that last year at this time this same exact thread would have one post that said "Mariners!" and that's exactly it

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Who can stop them?

Still just the one post.

>>77311247
>one year ago /mlb/ was a dead thread

Not possible.

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>yfw da Jints win da Tankb Owl

>>77311285
In the context of what's already been posted, if you remove the bandwagoners.

>>77311247
>implying /sp/ existed one year ago

There we go, that's the second post in this same thread if you ran back time exactly one year ago. Lil Giants representation. Nice. They were more cheerful then.

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>>77311259
We can

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69721701
Control-F "Astros". Heh. Nice "fan"base you got there, lifelongers.
Heh. Eheh.

>>77311298
>>77311247
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69707855/#69715552

1st post is about the royals and 2nd about boston

You couldn't be more wrong but stay mad faggot.

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Last two digits are how long clevelands win streak lasts

>>77311330
There's even fewer mentions of the Astros in this thread! At least others were discussing your team in >>77311325 this thread.
Literally nobody talking about them in the one you linked.

Yikes.

if you see one of your top prospects names in the captcha, is that a sign from god?

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>70-31
>70-31
>70-31

>>77311348
Not even kidding I forgot about how good the astros were early in the season

Dodgers imo are the team to beat

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>>77311348
Every other 1st place team hasn't even hit 60 yet except for the memestros

>>77311362
PUNTOOO!!!!

I forgot about him. But I'll never forget the day we won the division in Arizona and played in their pool. The level of butthurt from the rest of /mlb/ was over 9000.

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Bros....

>>77311370
And it begins...

>*grabs popcorn*

>>77311333
You heard it here first /sp/
Indians gonna win 33 in a row

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How do we stop them?

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Back to your containment board wojack shitposter. The Cubs will put the Doylers back in their place when they burn out in the October.

>>77311191
>/pol/ scum
>telling others to leave
You're pathetic.

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We can't stop the Dodgers bros.....

>>77311387
>cubs
>even making the playoffs

Your shit tier team is a bigger fluke than the jints.

enjoy another 100 some odd years of futility

>In their place
>A century of L
>Finally get a W from a leaveland choke and now the lifelong fans since 2016 think they rule the world
That pebble fan looks dumb now after what he said months ago, that splatoon posting cube fan will be next

>>77311432
>Starting pitching is clicking again.
>Bats are coming back alive
>Defense is still god tier
>Division is ours for the taking

The Gnats needed to bullshit their way to wins. That was exposed by the Cubs last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96yjSyNlj68

>>77311204
Will you just fuck off already. I think you're a Giants shill trying to make everyone hate the dodgers more

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>>77311485
>implying i care if anybody hates the dodgers

You faggots can stay mad

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Mets

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Post GOAT uniforms

Los Angeles has a baseball team?

>>77311555
Yes. They have won five World Series in Los Angeles, the last one in 1988, and often lead the league in attendance.
Fun fact: they were called the Brooklyn Atlantics during the 19th century but moved west following the Spanish-American war after vibrant Puerto Ricans tried to steal the hubcaps off of Ebbets Field.

>>77311555
They don't have just a baseball team. They have the best team IN baseball

>70-31

>>77311594
How can that be, when the Mets have a rotation of 5 otherworld supermen?

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>>77311688
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendonitis
hamstring
>tfw no old/fat

Is Todd Frazier elite?

>>77311173
Sox in full PANIC MODE!
Also has the team gone full douchebag or it me?

I feel like Cespedes just does not stretch before games. There is no other way he can make this many early exits due to tightness unless there is something deeper wrong with him.

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>Red Sux

> cubs

Tbh

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>Heh... it's nothing personal kid

>>77312100
I'll let you in on a little secret. All the black kids in varsity football would never stretch or participate in team warm ups. That being said, they were constantly going out with minor injuries

>cuckees have the worst record in baseball for a month +
>only 1 game out of the division lead
>AL Least

>>77312429
>The Red Sox were supposed to run away with the division
>muh best rotation in baseball
Is there a shittier team than the Bombston Red Sux?

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>wake up
>Tim andershit still not DFA'd

>>77312478
It's funny that I only see this sort of racism from White Sox fans.

>>77312478
He's not going to be dfa'd, get over it

>>77312484
>racism

Why does no one understand that its the fact that he goes up there first pitch swinging at a pitcher who's control is so shit he hit 3 batters before him and of course immediately ends the inning. Basic fucking baseball acumen here. A trip to Charlotte should help him remember something so fucking simple.

>>77312507
I just can't. You'd think if you knew the pitcher didn't have control and was hitting guys before you loading the bases, you'd at least watch a few pitches and either draw a walk for an rbi or turn on a hittable one once the count turns in your favor. I mean come on at least look at a few of his fucking pitches first not just go up and swing at the same garbage he's been throwing. He completely bailed him out by doing something so stupid and it was by far the biggest missed opportunity in a day full of them. Again compound this onto all the errors and shit hitting Tim has done and he needs a break and we need a break from him.

>>77312429
>>77312448
Well they have the cancerous mass known as David Price.

He's managed to get everyone set in this paranoid mayhem where he thinks he's a hero instead of a little bitch that a some bad words makes him cry.

>>77312527
That was atrocious. Still laughing at Hawk's autistic meltdown yesterday too. Apparently he knows very little about the game to get that upset over a pitcher that's fighting for his spot in the rotation accidentally hitting guys. Alcoholism is a beautiful thing.

>>77312588
Hes not as bad as doug fister

>>77312623
hawk is just gonna hawk. He'll be gone soon enough.

Just don't know what to do about timmay. Even a single in that situation would have tied the game at least but first pitch swinging on a pitcher you can clearly ser has no control? I mean fucking come on!!! I really think he needs a break. Its just unacceptable.

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>>77311551
Mariners
Dodgers
Giants
Yankees
A's

probably the best

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HOW DO THE ROYALS KEEP DEVELOPING BULLPEN TALENT?

"The Royals’ bullpen has been sensational of late. The relievers have a scoreless streak of 27 1/3 innings going into Wednesday night’s game in Detroit.

Right-hander Peter Moylan has played a big part in the unit’s success. In addition to introducing teammates to his signature “Sledge-iatto” coffee drink, Moylan has appeared in a league-high 48 games. He’s made 14 straight scoreless appearances, covering 12 2/3 innings.

In 27 games since May 24, Moylan has a 0.84 ERA in 21 1/3 innings, and opponents have hit .123 in that span with just two extra-base hits (both doubles).

Moylan also has allowed just eight of 46 inherited runners to score."

HOW DO THEY DO IT?

>>77312756
by playing shit teams

Remember when people called Dave Roberts an affirmative action hire?

>THOSE BALLS WERE UP AND AWAY THEY SHOULD HAVE GOT OUT OF THE WAY TO NOT GET HIT
Reminder that Cusb fans don't know baseball

>>77311393
how is he /pol/ lol

>>77312890
he's clearly using a racist symbol.

Five aces

>>77312842
Remember when Roberts blew a no no?

Remember when Roberts got BTFO'd by Maddon?

>>77312888
>Sox Announcers actually saying on live television that they hoped John Lackey got a line drive to the head

Reminder that Sox fans are subhuman

>>77313007
Says the fanbase that forced one of their bandwagoneer friends into police protection

>>77313007
Thats just hawk being hawk

he'll be gone soon enough

I'm pretty sure more fans wanted Tim to hit a grand slam there instead of a "line drive to the head". Too bad Tim is so shit he swung at the first pitch so the grand slam didn't happen.

>>77312956
Remember when roberts didnt blow up his rookie pitcher's arm.

Remember when said pitcher's father thanked roberts for pulling his son at the right time.

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>>77313007
Can people PLEASE stop using Hawk to represent an entire fanbase? This shit is stupid. Cut it out. We have two other announcers too. Why don't people use them? Just stop it.

>>77313049
www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/la-sp-dn-dodgers-ross-stripling-dave-roberts-20160409-story,amp.html

>>77312888
>>77313007
Will the beanball war continue tonight?

>lifelong Cubs fans are just as butthurt as they were before they went MIA
Really makes you think

Dodgers will choke out and not win 100 games this year

>>77313065
it will but unintentionally as a result of shields being so shit

>>77313007
>all of those balls were up and away
>they should have gotten out of the way

>>77313083
>choke out

Surfs up

>>77313065
I sure hope not. Shields does not need to be giving up free baserunners. That is indeed the last thing he needs. It'll be as stupid as when Jeff "Captain of Attitude" Shitmardzija plunked a Royals hitter and then immediately gave up an rbi double after that. So fucking stupid.

>>77313065
First beanball to be thrown results in an ejection

>>77313057
guy on the left definitely has an anime body pillow

>he'll do

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HANG IN THERE STROS BROS

>>77313153
>mocking cerebral palsy

>>77313206
>not mocking cerebral palsy

What website do you think you're on?

>The WhiteSox have acquired minor-league outfielder Ryan Cordell from the Milwaukee Brewers in exchange for RHP Anthony Swarzak.

The sox rewarded Swarz getting his first save by immediately trading him to a team with hope. Good luck Swarz. Cordell seems like Tilson lite. We'll see when he geta back from injury.

>>77313282
Fun shit.

>>77313282
Forecasted corresponding roster moves:
Reynaldo Lopez is still penciled in as a probable for his start tonight so it'll be Jake Petricka coming back up from injury/rehab.

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>>77313083
What if they trade for Darvish?

>>77313350
What if?

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>>77311259
pic related

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Discuss.

Who'll swap positions? Who'll stay? Who'll drop off? Who'll fall in?

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>>77313337
Bingo

Bullpen ranks now looks like

Jennings
Petricka
Beck
Infante
Minaya
Goldberg
Holmberg
Clippard

dear god...

>>77313445
The hope is maybe the Phillies and Giants will start winning games, otherwise, this art exhibit should keep the tank going. Also, fuck Bustcada.

>>77313701
its his first week and you're already calling him a bust...

cut that shit out

>>77313701
>fuck Bustcada.
Oh just fucking kill yourself already

>>77313701
>fuck Bustcada
Cubs false flagger detected

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MARINERS!

>>77313918
>Moore starting against Sale today
Why ._.

Apparently Cleveland and Pissburgh trade a lot

>>77314109
Because.

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Discuss.

>>77314164
>doesn't wanna go to the literal defending WS champions

Weird.

>>77314164
>LOL WE'RE GOING TO TRADE FOR DARVISH
>t. Stupid bandwagons
Also,
REALLY DAVE

>>77314164
They'll trade him for 3 lottery tickets, and they'll like it.

>>77314164
>both WS teams on no-trade

Kinda weird

>>77314164
That list sounds pretty random desu.

>>77314223
It was made back when he signed in 2012. MLB landscape was a lot different then

>>77314172
Fluke team is even garbager than the fluke jints

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>Wake up
>No trade

>>77314194
>>77314172
You faggots realize that he signed the contact way before those teams were contenders, right?

>losing the division to the shitwaukee brewers

I didn't think any team could fluke harder than the jints

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>Jerry Crasnick @jcrasnick
>#Cubs are among several clubs that have inquired on #Mets Seth Lugo. They love his spin rate and think he has breakout potential.

you can't have him

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>>77314356
>They love his spin rate

>>77314164
>no Cincinnati
So you're telling me there's a chance

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>>77314379
>I don't rate spin rate

>>77314397
>The Reds buy Darvish just to sell him at a higher price a day later
Madman.

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>tfw no chance

>>77314406
uuuhhh

just dont swing at that?

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>>77314520
damn, maybe they should have thought of that

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>Rebuild has officially started
>Next few Giants seasons will be even more painful than this one

>>77314608
>3 chips in one decade

m8

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>>77311173

>>77314608
But your rings

>>77314608
Just aim ahead of the Dads each year and you'll be fine

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>>77314673

DELET THIS

>>77314608
literally no one feels bad for you

>>77314164
Mets could get him for the cheap price of our drained out farm

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>>77314883
>rental in a lost year
if the Mets want Darvish, they can throw money at him in the offseason like everyone else

>>77311196
Rangers fans are staunchly anti-weeb. Don't associate us with the gayness of the rest of our horrible division.

>>77314910
>gayness

how problematic

>>77314910
Back to r/The_Donald with you

Springer is bettter than trout in all metrics other than looking like jj watt.

Prove me wrong
>pro tip: you cant

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Why are there so many spics in baseball?

>>77314164
why are we trading one of our best pitchers are we tanking on purpose

>rags

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have to put the cat down hold me /mlb/

>>77314984
It's played in their home countries and it's the only accessible league that they can succeed in underage frogposter

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>>77313445
we coming for the top 5

>>77311218
I didn't watch yesterday's game, were Lackey's bean balls intentional? I've been prepping for the Chicago Race War for quite some time now.

>>77315005
You have the right manager for the job!

>>77315001
rip

>>77315001
F

we're here for you, anon

>>77315013
No

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>>77315032
The right players too

>>77315001
f

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>>77315046
>>77315055
thanks bros. she had a great life. she's so out of it now I don't think she'll even be aware she's going to the vet. this waiting is unbearable though

thanks

>Ubaldo

>>77315098
Remember when he was a Rockie? What happened to him?

>>77315096
I'm sorry man losing a pet really sucks. At least she had a good life.

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>>77315001
F

>>77315154
went the way of timjim

though timjim had it worse though. at least he got a ring

that no hitter he had was fun

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>>77311379
>>77311406

>>77313231
So much fucking this^

>>77314164
Is Darvish still worth trading for?

>>77314340
Ur a faggot if you think Houston offers any possibilities in salary or endorsements compared to Boston or Chicago.

>>77315001
At least she stayed alive long enough to see the Cubs win a World Series.

>>77315526
He's the best rental on the market.

>>77314340
The gods of fate are gonna send the dumb nip to Seattle or Minneapolis. Because they were contenders when he signed his contract.

Hurr Durr ya fuckin moron

>>77314984
They have soccer. Besides that tho they are far too short to play football, basketball or hockey

>>77315593
And the Red Sox and Tigers were contenders and yet they're not on the list. You can stop pretending to be retarded though.

>>77315593
You seriously don't know how a no-trade clause works, huh

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>>77315553
>won't be alive to see the doyers win

now that's how you rest in peace

>the city of Zach Britton

>>77315637
Someone already pointed out that he didnt want to go to Boston. Better to be a retard than illiterate

>>77315670
Not an argument

>>77315707
>the city of this fucking retard

>>77315650
I understand wanting to go to LA or NY. But wanting to go to Houston? Or "all others" (Seattle, Minn, Florida, Cincy)
He doesnt want to go to Boston or Chicago (may or may not be contenders when he signed but they have shitloads of money), Cleveland and Toronto (have decent money and will be in playoffs).

>>77311387
>implying the pirates aren't winning that division

>>77315745
Not an argument

>>77315745
He can waive his no-trade clause for any of those teams if he chooses. A no-trade clause just means a team can't trade him to a place specified without his say.

>all these retards in this thread

Anyone from /mlb/ going to a game today? I'm going to the Giants game today

>>77315745
>having this amount of damage control
Go follow your other semen-slurping sport, retard. We explained to you that the NTC hasn't been waived yet.

>>77315766
>where's dj khaled because i see another one

>>77315745
nobody wants to go to toronto, practically every limited trade clause bars us, it's an economic decision that doesn't make sense for a lot of players

>>77314340
Then why the fuck is Houston a go?

>>77315816
What

>>77315805
>all NTCs should be the same bottom 10 teams at the time a contract is signed
Wow, you must suffer from a special kind of autism.

>>77313057
>>77313038
If you don't want the Who to be seen as psychopaths, maybe you shouldn't have a psychopath be your announcer. The fucker doesn't even in live in Illinois.

Your only catharsis would be if he were fired. But he's 'retiring', so he will ALWAYS be be a pox on your team.

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>>77315816
>>77315836
I'm excited, and I don't know why..

>all of these assblasted Cubs lifelongs since 2016 are seething over an old contract that can be waived given the conditions
North Side baseball was a mistake.

>>77314520
Did you see the spin rate on that ball? It's begging to be hit.

Indians apparently looking at two Mets position players. I have a hot take, they're getting DeGrom

>>77315875
because Ms about to get Darvish and he'll break out that series

>>77315903
>one can dream
As much as I'd love that, I'd rather wait a few months on that. I don't want anymore trades. O'Neill trade pissed me off

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>Red-Yellow Ducks got their ass bloasted

lololololololololololo
>>77315903
source, oh stop tickling my taint

>>77315890
>two Mets position players
Assdribble and Bruce?
>they're getting DeGrom
They don't have the prospects. Would have to include Lindor + their entire farm

>>77315816
How many little league home runs will happen in this series?

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>>77315746
>Pilate Power blocks your path

Wow the Orange Ducks, what a classy organization! I hear this Manny Machado guy is a class act!

>>77315941
You said it pal! The Orange Ducks all the way m8, who's their quarterback again? Manny Machado?

>>77315903
Source now

>>77315941
This. Adam Jones also told us to stand up against evil Boston racism! Class act!

>red-yellow water fowl is the team to beat!!!

>>77315941
He's so classy that no one on the Red Sox can compare in terms of classiness. I mean, I heard this Manny Machado guy did an outreach project to all the inner city schools in Baltimore. He's such a class act!

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Royals famalamadingdong

Red-yellow water fowl is the classiest organization in baseball. Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't

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I classify the Red-Yellow Ducks

>>77315989
That's not the red-yellow fowl, which is the classiest and biggest force in baseball, dude. Better change it up real quick or else you're a racist!

>>77315841
Not that guy. But I had a similar question on that. Does his agent make the NTC stipulations? And how do they pick the teams? You wouldnt need my permission to send me to Boston, sign me the fuck up, but I would deffo want a say before you tried sending me to Cincinatti.

The Maryland Beryl Chicks are a class act in baseball. I hear this Manny Machado guy is a stand up guy, what a guy!

>>77315890
No shot the Mets deal deGrom when they could be a WS contender again as soon as next year and very realistically in 2 years. the Mets never let their players go to arbitration, deGrom will get a big deal from them in the offseason.

Finish the sentence:

The Seattle Mariners are going to pick up _______ on route to they're first playoffs since 2001.

A. Justin Verlander
B. Yu Darvish

>>77316013
Theres so much fine print in contracts these days. There may be dollar figures specified that arent shown to the public.

>>77316036
He better waive his no trade clause to the Maryland Beryl Chicks or else he's a fucking scrub who should be banished back to Nipland where he belongs!

>>77316052
Francisco Liriano

>>77316052
C. Aids

>>77315841
>The Cubs and Indians were a no go because they sucked
>BUT NOT HOUSTON BECAUSE THAT DESTROYS MY NARRATIVE YOU FUCKING AUTIST
Houston was literally a bottom 3 team in the MLB when that deal was signed

>>77316052
delusion

>>77316052
Gah, do you really want to trade Kyle Lewis for a 30 year old pitcher? I mean I'd like it but there's zero return on investment on either.

>>77316069
They already had that

>>77316052
It has to be B. Doesnt Seattle love nips and vice versa?

look at a map you silly's. it's hardly about contention, it's about where the player wants to live. you're not going to write off shit teams that you're not going to get traded to because they're not in contention, you're going to block out as much as the north-east (and oakland because no one wants to play for oakland LMAO) because you're a nip that wants to stay close to home

>>77316066
Still not an argument. Keep trying though. I see this is your 1st day on /mlb/ all year.

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why can't I upload fucking images

>>77316052
stop falseflagging, most m's fans don't want to give up the farm for an older pitcher after the o'neill trade

>>77315654
Poor kitty. Will never live to see Kershaw win a NLCS game

>>77316036
>Mets could be a WS contender next year
What the fuck are you on?

PIT Pirates vs SF Giants (#3 of 3)

3:45 PM ET | 12:45 PM PT

>>77316106
>>77316106
>>77316106

>>77316116
>this triggers the cubs fan who just came out of the woodwork today to post on /mlb/ for the first time since march

>>77316109
>I GET TO ARGUE IT BUT N-NOT YOU YOU NEWFAG AUTIST REDDIT CASUAL NUMALE NIGGER
pathetic 2bh

>>77316116
Oh sh-t! He could go to the Phillies

Why did we option Babraham? Are we trying to show off Armstrong?

>cubs fans suddenly coming out of the woodwork
I sure can't wait for mo'Lester to return

Why won't this faggot nip come to my team? 2 bombs wasn't enough. Drop 1000 MOABS on Japan and end it at that.

>>77316125
none of us will tbf

>>77316227
Holy shit that actually sounds like him, 10/10

>>77316187
You cant send me to the White Sox gaijin! I want go to the Marlins!

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>>77316204
He already returned as an astros fan awhile back

>>77316187
exactly my point. why use up one of your ten teams on the lillies when they're not going to be trading for an ace anytime soon?

>>77316263
>>77316252
Whats the most nip friendly team? Of course he won't go to the black ghettos of the whos or ass or murdermore.

>>77316246
Not enough kissing boys though

>>77316143
If the prospects pan out and there are less injuries it's really not that insane of an idea. It's also why I said more realistically in 2 years.

>>77316280
seattle

>>77316227
He chose only cities that have an underground samurai contingent.

>>77316280
M's, Yankees, or Dodgers.

>>77316116
Okay I think I cracked the code
>If he's going to have to Bat it will be for a contender or a warm weather team
Though I don't get the O's and Sox being out or the Phillies and Reds being in.

>>77316280
Seattle. They even have moonrunes on their stadium and advertising and stuff.

>>77316280
I would also avoid any team that ever had Fukudome on their roster

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>>77316314
New Yorkers luv PRs
LA luvs Chicanos

Seattle and Hongcouver are Nippon friendly as sushi

>>77316332
Brewers and Twins play in domes. Makes sense now

Anyone have any good mlb pastas to share?

I already have the delusional "indians winning the world series" one

>>77316362
>being this retarded

>>77316364
Seattle mariners will win a pennant before trump is ever elected as president.

>>77316347
LA for Koreans probs desu
But yeah Seattle for Japanese
Idk what Taiwan would be, Giants never had a Chinese player before.

>>77316389
Taiwan for the Angles

>>77316374
Dome teams are considered warm weather aren't they?

>>77316402
They never had a Taiwanese player either. Only real chink that broke out was Chen and he was in Baltimore where there's more Koreans of any Asian.

>>77316408
Neither the Brewers nor Twins play in a dome you mongoloid

>>77316362
don't know whether to be confused or impressed you actually remember or still think the twins play in a dome

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>>77316452
here you go,fresh Rare Why

>>77316452
LOL u got me. I was not aware they got a new field.

Miller Field is indoors when its cold out. They only open the roof during the summer

>>77316492
How dare you not want to watch a twins game! The shame!

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>>77316492

>summertime /sp/artan
when's class start again?

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Ha

>>77316452
I was more impressed the guy remembered that the Twinkies still have a baseball team.

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>>77316389
the fuck

>>77316521
>old enough to still think the metrodome is in use but goes to school

dem late life vocational certificates are a bitch desu

red sox vs mariners
>>77316561
>>77316561

>>77313445
The O's replace the Mets on the list

1. Phillies (0)
2. White Sox (+1)
3. Giants (-1)
4. Padres (+1)
5. Reds (-1)
6. Marlins (+2)
7. Tigers (0)
8. A's (-2)
9. O's (N/A)
10. Blue Jays (-1)

>>77316521
The last time I watched the Twins was in 91 when they actually won a WS. Were you even born yet?

>>77316036
The Mets aren't going to contend next year. Even >we aren't that delusional. If they don't contend in the next 4 years he'll be traded for a full rebuild.

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>>77316624
I was

watched the 87 and the 91

>>77316624
KEK. How does it feel knowing the Twins have won an Eries in your lifetime but the Doyers havent

>>77316576
Phillies can't stay top when they have to contend with
>>77313680

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>>77316666
Pretty gewd, Santa

Prooty Goaded

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>>77316666
Quads of fucking truth

wtf all these stinky old creeps in my /mlb/ get the fuck out you pedos

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>>77316280
Only the bravest of samurai dare venture into those areas and return with medals and great tales of conquering.

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Javier Baez knows how to excite Matt Vasgersian

https://youtu.be/5IhsfMPyakg?t=1h35m42s

https://youtu.be/pNHMEcCNTXw?t=44m3s

https://youtu.be/pNHMEcCNTXw?t=49m12s

>>77316762
Not gonna watch hour long vids just to see Vaginarsian sperge out

>>77316737
This from a leaf

>>77316737
>he isnt 32
Bet you never even seen touchem all joe play in person

Altuve is using PEDs

>>77316762
I remember watching MLB network last post-season and how much each person on their were jizzing themselves because the Cubs won it all. I was excepting to see a mass circle jerk on live t.v because they were so excited.

>>77316762
Vasgersian is an awful announcer, though I'll give him credit for at least being above all the ready-to-die sounding announcers out there.

>>77316762
are you the filthy hanzo faggot? and a cubs fan? holy shit dude

>>77316823
Lost all respect for Rose when he started waving the Goat tshirt during the pre-game of the NLCS

>>77316822
What if the real redpill is that being a manlet allows you to have a better grasp of the strike zone. So being short is helping him see what balls are fastballs, curveballs, etc so he knows what pitches to layoff.

Are short people the real chosen ones?!?

>>77316823
>That interview where Pete Rose said Schwarber wouldn't even get a hit and that bringing him back was a joke.
>That rain delay interview where everyone said the Cubs were finished
>That Interview with Stephen A. where he said that Cleveland deserved it more

There were plenty of anti-jerking going on

>>77316262
This general has gotten really bad

>>77316262
HAHAHAHAHAHA REKT

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>>77316737

if you're not old enough to serve, GTFO
>if you twenty something, STFU, you're a dumb ass

PULL UP YOU PANTS

>>77316866
>deserved it more
I have always hated this line. Doesnt matter what team or sport. My greatest memory was all the sperges saying NYY "deserves it more" in 2001 because muh 9/11. Only to have the Big Unit and his ugly mug grace the cover of SI for winning

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>>77316856
in baseball, anyhow.. not much else, tbphwy
of course, we will need a breeding program

I volunteer Altuve and myself, selflessly
no need to thank me, You're Welcome

>>77316866
>and that bringing him back was a joke
It was. Schwarber is a joke and for someone who claims to hate the DH if it didn't exist the Cubs lost.

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DEVERS FIRST HIT IS A HOME RUN

DEVERS FIRST HIT IS A HOME RUN

DEVERS FIRST HIT IS A HOME RUN

DEVERS FIRST HIT IS A HOME RUN

DEVERS FIRST HIT IS A HOME RUN

>>77316856
I do think more short people should be encouraged to play baseball. There's some kind of advantage there from the hitting side.

>>77316895
What if I'm too old to serve huh?

>>77316956
Different scenario, the Yankees don't deserve anything.

>>77317020
Too bad he's getting demoted so you can play Eduardo fucking Nunez

>>77317031
>not xander going on the DL
>not marrero getting demoted

1/3rd of the Braves starters for this game came from the Diamondbacks in the same trade for a shitty pitcher who blew out his elbow

>>77317020
I watched the regulation play last night, how did the Sox fuck up so badly?

>>77317058

Devers first hit is a home run meanwhile bustcada hasn't even gotten an XBH in over 20 ABs.

FLEECED
E
E
C
E
D

>>77317115
>Whos losing a trade
Wow what a massive shock

>>77316988
If it didnt exist a lot of teams would have lost

>>77317129
Fucking butthurt asshole.

Is it me or does Darvish give up a lot if home runs? He still strikes out a lot of people, but he seems to give up a HR everytime I see him

>>77317168
Wut

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>>77316842
Does that upset you leaf?

Does this upset you?

>>77317191
So does Max Scherzer, and he's the Cy Young favorite

>>77316988
>imagine being this asspained

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>>77317115
NOOOOO ITS NOT FAIR BROS etc etc

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>>77317030

Have a another glass, Sir