/heem/

Ur """sport""" succs dick

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Spann vs Roberson
Jackson vs Stewart
Neal vs Waldon
Jolly vs Menifield
Ige vs Gomez

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when is this goof fighting again?

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What did Maia mean by this?

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I dont want to be mean but I genuinely dont get why you are obsessing over Curran. She is not a good fighter and she isnt especially attractive either

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Uhhh, Daniel....

What the fuck are you doing?

cocaine is for pussies

boofing krokodile is where its at

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>>77306711
Spann
Jackson
Neal
Menifield
Gomez

>>77306663
That is a nice fight
Tough fight for RDA, but also a tough fight for Magny I think


Isn't the reach difference huge though? Someone look it up, the size discrepency could be too big.

>>77306708
no matter where jon goes?

>>77306751
Reebok is subsidiary of Adidas.

Nike is no-no

>>77306711
>>77306770
I changed 1 pick, please do me an egg and count it!

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>>77306688
why do girls ruin themselves with poorly done tattoos?

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>>77306787

>>77306751
>>77306785
lmao I thought you circled it to say his foot wasn't planted or something

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>>77306778
Fighter stats are infamous for being wrong, but officially at least Magny has a 7" height and 10" reach advantage. If those numbers are even close to being accurate RDA could be in big trouble

>>77306688
>ruin a beautiful body with tacky tattoos
What's the mentality here?

>>77306822
Magny is enormous at welterweight

Official Tuesday Night Snoop BANGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrXQtE0wl8A

>>77306826

She's a chestlet, lad. She never had a chance/

>>77306822
I've met Shane carwin the guy is 6' 3". He wasnt too much taller than me and I'm 6' 1"

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>>77306688
Kailin going to get beat this saturday

>>77306826
If you dont have boobies to play with at least give fella something to read

>>77306846
I've heard some stories about Carwin and he sounds like a pretty cool dude. Supposedly he's a manager now

>>77306880
>>77306846
Back to r/mma faggots!

>>77306880

Carwin is a literal redditor.

>>77306822
>>77306832
Bloody hell so that would actually be a damn tough fight for RDA. He might find himself in the Gastelum position of not belonging to a proper weight class. He seems undersized compared to some at WW, but LW is not for him anymore.
Magny has crazy attributes on him. RDA will have to look at grappling hard I guess but even that's hard with the size of Magny. Man, I quite like RDA too

>>77306880
He was super cool when I met him, although I only really had a chance to talk to him for a couple minutes. I've still got the picture he signed for me laying around somewhere

>>77306846
how does it feel to be 5'9''

https://www.instagram.com/p/BW7npL1HaAC/

>Joanna can't talk about sex without laughing and blushing

shes engaged? yeah i believe that

>>77306894
He's going to have to move back down if he wants another sniff at a belt. I think he'll be competitive with magny but will probably drop a decision

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>Hello heem, this is where my vagina would be, if I had one

>>77306950

Why did they design those tights to have a little triangle exactly over the vagina region

>>77306894
I'm a big fan of RDA and I see this as a pretty tough fight for him. I agree that he's in the wrong weight class, but unlike Gastelum I don't believe his body can handle the cut back down anymore.

>>77306901
I don't remember haven't been that short in 15 years

how do you feel about actual children fighting MMA? There's that weird guy in chechnya, and now apparently a league of orphan children fighting in china

>>77306918
Yeah because being engaged is something people lie about.

>>77306959
thats the point of highest stress for pants so more seams joining the panels makes it stronger

>>77306989
lol look at this fucking nerd using logic, facts and shit

>>77306963
see
>>77306822

you are currently not 6'1 is he is 6'3

>>77306959
special material for the smooth release of pussy queef gas

AYY
AYY
WAT DA BIG BROWN BEATDOWN B LIEK FAMMALAM

PRESHOW STARTING

GRIFFIN IN THE HOUSE

>>77307002
They've got him listed as 6'5" though. He looks like he's the same height as Mir in that picture so 6'3" seems reasonable

>>77306945
Wouldn't surprise me but I'm rooting for him. His debut at WW was pretty good. I don't think he'll move back down though, unless he changes his lifestyle drastically I guess, which he might have to do.
I'd say they could ease him in to the division and give him easier fights but he is a former Champ, and what's the point being there if you can't beat those in the division

>>77306961
Agreed, hopefully the fight is interesting. Maybe he surprises us

>>77306985
As long as they dont roid its alright with me. Seen one such fight from Khadyrov's show, it was pretty funny to me

>>77307035
Actually fuck he's probably 6'1". I just looked at the picture I got with him and I'm the same height as he is. I remembered him being taller

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>>77306985
>tfw not raised up in ninja school now indeptendent MMA fighter with virtuous silent disposition and brooding facial aesthetic

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>>77306711
Roberson
Jackson
Waldon
Menifield
Ige

Should I subscribe to fight pass to watch snoop cast?

>>77307077
You would end up looking misshapen like The Leech

>>77306959
it's a pee hole

is this the most excited you've been for a card in a while /heem/?

>>77307100
No you should subscribe to fight pass for the 10,000 fights

>>77307100
Isn't there a stream?

>>77307115
Fight pass is legitimately a good value

>>77307113
Nah, for some reason recently I get hyped for cards weeks out and then get burnt out leading up to the fights
Hope it gets rekindled

Contenders when?

>>77307115
not that guy but I am definitely going to try to watch all of them

I know I'm not the first person to think of that

>>77307120
ufc.tv

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>>77306711
Roberson
Jackson
Neal
Menifield
Ige

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>>77307100
No, spend $59.99 every week

>>77307131
7.99/Canadian if you sign up for a year. That's a steal.

It' impossible to watch the entire library in a year. It's worth it.

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>>77307113
Been more excited for 211 than this one

Forest Griffin is so chill there

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we all set or any of you have last minute picks?

Spann vs Roberson
Jackson vs Stewart
Neal vs Waldon
Jolly vs Menifield
Ige vs Gomez

>>77307144
I'm on Fight Pass lad, I'm asking for him

>>77307173
you're a right lad, m8

crikey

>>77307113
Wont be hyped until theres orthopedists, drug dealers, popeyes, and pregnant women cageside when Jon and DC walk in case of a hiccup

Hope this episode delivers, got a weird feeling about it

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forgot to make more snoop heads. whats the goof for tonight?

Ryan Spann faded af

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>>77306716
BE CAREFUL

>yves edwards

What the fuck where's snoop???

>>77307209
Young Dana

You should make a head of Faber with a thong around his chin

Yves Edwards looks nervous

>>77306979

not nearly enough black homoerotic fanfic to represent the burgers, my guy

>>77307240
Snoop comes in when the first fight starts

>>77306979
Australians are the worst posters on /heem/ tho

>audio is playing both audios

>>77307169
>he spent all tuesday getting ready for this

They need to get rid of snoop already he's a terrible person

Maia will beat Tyrone right guys? Please tell me it's going to be OK. Maia will be able to take him down, right?

Ready to see some SCRAPS

>>77307262
this is true

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this audio guy is getting fired

>>77307277
I don't see Maia winning, Tyron will be too powerful and his wrestling will neutralize most of Maia's TDs. Also both tend to gas so it will probably be a snoozer.

>>77307059
I hope he can at least look respectable, I'm still disappointed the McGregor fight didn't come through

WTF I thought this was just fighting I didnt know I would have to sit through sob story bullshit

>>77307295
sweeps bra

>>77307169
You're a creep.

>>77307283
Biebs looks frustrated too

>inb4 woodley gets clubbed and subbed

Anybody got a stream?

>>77307311
yeah

Want me to stream it for you idiots who don't get fightpass for free?

>>77307262
Not going to argue with this.

>>77307298
Yeah it's like TUF, I don't know if it's Dana or who but there's always forced drama. I get it for TUF, reality TV and all that but for this I don't know

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>yfw Maia wins by knockout

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>>77307262
don't give him attention

>you think he took a boat to get over here

lmao snoop with the bantz right off the bat

>>77307324
This format is the future when they finally kill off TUF.

>>77307315
yea bruh

>>77307169 (You)

>>77307146
Changing my pick to Luis Gomez
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCSc-jnG1c

>>77307324
On the pre show they said something about previous contenders that lost but put a good showing coming back on the later episodes.

>>77307326
Maia by flying knee as Woodly backs himself into a corner

roberson
stewart
waldon
menifield
ige

chris jericho triple threat match tonight literally better than this dana white tapes nobody cares series

Snoop on commentary is the best thing that ever happened

I enjoy the snoopcast, but Snoop holds Faber back. Urijah is legit good at calling and analyzing the fight as it happens. Hopefully this is a test run to becoming a legit commentator.

>>77307349
Stream is here for non fightpass having fake fans
http://dotstream.tv/live/free

>>77307295
Maia is officially my guy but I'm scared he's gonna get heemed.
At 170 Maia has taken down every opponent, surely he will have Tyrone's back at least once?

>>77307402
Yeah Faber is trying to explain shit and snoop is just "anotehr glass of hawaiian punch!"

This afro-american guy is worse than mike goldberg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH3kkEmeYTs

How will weidman ever recover?

>>77307413
Thanks, nice stream brah

Who's doing the regular commentary? yves edwards and ...?

so instead of using the money i give them every month to get me the ppvs they put together this show of cans with a drug addicted rapper

>>77307413
Let's see that trip, big guy

Did the ref stand them up in guard? Wtf

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>Watching fights
>Listening to Uriah and Snoop
>Eating a Chicken Alfredo Calzone
>Drinking Pepsi
>House to myself
Maximum comfy lads

>>77307462
It's more fights what the fuck are you bitching about? they still do fight pass cards

The fuck is calvillo doing there?

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>goofed on the first fight again

I'll show myself out

Looks like Uncle Dana brought his new fuck buddy to the show

>>77307503
Dana is fucking her probably

>>77307503
Kevin Lee and Gaethje are there too. Why not

>>77307490
you're a fucking moron

imagine being a modern era gladiator bleeding and getting beaten for bald fucks sake while a stoner rapper makes fun of you

wew

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„Force has no place where there is need of skill.”
-Herodotus

>>77307515
Wait Kevin is in the same building as gaethje? How salty do you think lee is right now

>>77307427
Bisping speaks a lot of truth here, too much truth

Bisping is my boy whenever I don't think of Yoel, really hate and love him from perspectives

>>77307519
Nice retort

>>77307523
Please watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PD8o6xe_4

>>77307526
Honestly I'd be way more interested in TUF if it was Kevin rather than Alvarez. And I don't even really like Lee

>>77307530
Bisping is a good lad

nigga you gay

>>77307543
kek

>>77307533
fucking zilch

>>77307470
Did you miss me?

Also do eurofags still get the ppv's for free on fightpass? If so maybe I'll stream UFC 214 early prelims to fxx to ppv if this quality holds up.

>They had to shoot him or something
Nigga talking about his father getting shot by the police...kek

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9/13 down already

>>77307561
9/17 woops

>>77307538
Kevin probably would make for better tv

>>77307427
Weidman is indeed a fucking moron

Thank you God for that well timed Yoel Romero knee

>Woodley trying to show off a highlight on his phone to a bunch of random people

das it mane

>>77307561
Y didn't u add my pick goof?>>77307146
>>77307146

WHAT HAPPENED TO URIAH AND SNOOP DOGG? I TOLD MY COWORKER ABOUT IT!

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>>77307427
Jesus fucking christ The King is going ham.

That's another KO loss for weidman. Pure savagery.

>>77307569
Yeah, the decision for Alvarez and Gaethje is a weird one honestly. Any drama they have will feel so forced

>>77307593
They're literally on and it's fun

>>77307603
nogimme link i'm seeing here with these two dickheads
>http://theblackmamba.comlu.com/MMA2

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>>77306711
Roberson
Stewart
Neal
Menifield
Ige

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>>77306711

>SUPERMAN
>Stewart
>Waldon
>Jolly
>Ige

>>77307603
Honestly I like tuf better when there's no stupid coach drama. Eddie and Justin are probably going to be pretty chill with each other

What time is the fight?

NO WRESTLEFUCK ALLOWED ON TUESDAY NIGHT

>>77306873
top kek

Jolly looks like an extra from a prison movie

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>>77307641
based

>>77307616
Read the thread you fucking goof.
>>77307413
>>77307413
>>77307413

Is it me or are standups much quicker on Tuesday Contender series
Standups in guard look so weird to me, there's a bit of action too.

10-9 Menifield
Fights need to pick up tonight, not been at the level of before

Doctor stoppage incoming

are you fuckin serious?

>>77307661
too many tears in his eyes

I dont wanna win like that /heem/

He must be bullshitting. He was fine until it was time to go back out.

What happened to his eye? Did I miss a strike or a poke?

lads this is like what they told Chuck Liddel when he started out

"if you take him down you aren't getting a fucking contract"

What the fuck was that Jolly? Get your sorry ass candy-sounding self outta here

>>77307658
It's not you, they've been very quick in both fights so far

lmao he called him the wrong name

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>Can't wrestlefuck your way to victory
>Cry so badly you can't see
>Forfeit the fight

LOL at Urijah laughing at him

Point to the quiter /heem/

>>77307389
2 for 2

i predict deez tings

Dull fights tonight desu, please pick up. I had a bad feeling about it tonight but wanted to be proven wrong

>>77307689
Yeah kek

Anyone got the poke? I don't understand what happened?

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welp, down to 5 now

so this grunt style clothing is basically modern tapout huh

>>77307707
it was during the clinch so you cant see it

I rarely go on /sp/ besides /heem/

I cant imagine what you goofs are like in other threads

>>77307714
I actually like grunt style though

How does one heem a Belarusian over the internet?

>>77307709
If Jackson wins I'll be happy

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H E A D

M O V E M E N T

>>77307707
He was complaining during a clinch after Alfonzo landed an upper cut, think it was from a punch

>>77307743
Justin CTEthje

Man Dana could give no contracts tonight unless shit gets going

WTF is Mick Maynard's accent?

how little is the spammer's dick irl? imagine being that boring.

>>77307755
Wait for Jackson. He'll get it because it's rigged if anything.

faggots

>wrestle fucking in a fight where you want to win a contract

what gives

What's the consensus from the singular entity known as /heem/ on Conor Mcgregor?

>>77307762
I'll bet you don't have to imagine.

>>77307068
kek

all this backpedaling

when will they learn

>getting heem'd by a jab

>>77307779
overrated mouthy manlet slow and weak

>jab took him off his feet

kek

fucking mario type reffing

>>77307779
If he was black, he'd just be another fighter.

>>77307780
i cant see your dick but I have to imagine it's microscopic. confirm or deny?

Weldon just sort of gave up it looked like

This dude has 2 first round finishes in 12 days. Sign him why not

>>77307709
down to 1 now

This dude seems chill.

>Heemed by a jab from a welterweight taking the fight on 11 days notice

>>77307790
Good stoppage, the guy quit

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>mfw could heem every in this thread

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better pray for Jackson and Spann my man

that was a fine stoppage

Dee Jay is next

>>77307427
>if god does exist

i stopped listening there

>>77307825
>the worst australian

Laura needs to take Megans job asap

Hell I would even accept her handling the postfight interviews instead of Rogaine

>>77307795
What's with your obsession with lil dicks lil guy?
Stop compensating bud.

Holy shit stop this attributes shit.
Also fights need to be really good or this is the worst episode yet. Even snoop can't save it

>>77307844
snoop has had some good zingers. i laffed a few times

>>77307826
I really don't understand the whole poster imitation thing. What's the endgame?

>>77307830
karma has caught up with you

>muh veterans

i hope this white faggot gets BLACKED

wtf is there really no mods here

can't even shitpost on heem w/o looking at gay musclefag porn?

>>77307842
What's your deal with spamming dicks buckaroo?

There is more to life than being the worst poster on /heem/, lad.

fucking faggots

also, safe

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>blocks your contract

>>77307826
>>77307146
Add em goof>>77307146

>First episode bro is watching
>No spicy fights so far
But why

OOH RAH

Didnt someone say this Jamaican guy was the Titan FC champion?

ONE TWO THREE FOUR

I LOVE

MARINE CORPS

Has there ever been a successful ginger fighter?

>>77307866
Kel

>>77307877
Well fuck me, there it is in the video package

Marine getting heemed

also shut the fuck up already britfag.

who is your preferred above all others female fighter currently signed to the ufc or invicta?

Jason Jackson has no heart

this feels like it's gonna be a good one

What's your favorite keylock submission finish of all time?

SEMPER FI, MARINES

SEMPER FI, MARINES

OOH RAH

that stereotyping kek

JAMAICA DESTOYS BEANERS ONCE AGAIN

>>77307883
canelo

>>77307905
Was Colton Smith a marine or just regular army?

>>77307862
I don't spam dicks you loser, I just don't like autists like you who use words like buckaroo and post on 4chan about other ppl having lil dicks and boring lives unlike you right?

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>>77307834
>implying I'm not top 3

>>77307925
haha i fucking love that image

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>>77307698

>black man gassed already
Lol

>>77307914
sweetheart, I need you to calm down. take the dick out of your ass and take a deep breath.

DON'T GIVE UP YOUR NECK MAAAN

hahahahah gave up his back to a half heemed fighter

Damn, touch of death

what a transition on the ground lads

DOINK!

>Stewart forcing the headlock and giving up his back
That's like day 1 bjj

That stand up was impressive.

>>77307930
Jesus, you're a loser

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Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones
Tyron Woodley vs. Demian Maia
Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir

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>>77307927
>haha

>>77307955
Why?

who /snoopcast/ here?

>>77307947
Jesus loves both of us, pumpkin.

Keep the dicks to yourself.

oh shit, dislocated heel. what a night

>OH MAN, HE LOST THE FIGHT BY JOINT MAN
>THE JAMAICAN LOST BY THE JOINT MAN

>the jamaican lost the fight by the joint man
kek

Uriah trying to keep it together in the face of rasta snoop is worth a giggle.

>>77307970
tweet that shit to the marine core asap

>>77307961
Only because no paul felder

The jamaican "accent" making me reconsider though

Wow this night is about to be a total bust as far as prospects go

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>>77307955
Corm
Maia
Evinger
Lawler
Manuwa

>people think this drug addled guy is clever
can we get a real commentator?

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>>77307955
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

fuck
dude's foot got twisted completely backwards.

Jackson brute forced his takedowns, no wonder he gassed

What a weird night of fights. Ige and the dude who got the 1st round knockout

>>77307970
christ you were faster than fightpass on that replay

>>77307985
urijah is legit,

>>77307955
faggot i will NEVER give you my picks, heem urself

muhreens

oorah

>be black guy
>get ur ankle heemed by a ginger


is there any bigger disgrace possible?

Luke Thomas is sobbing like a bitch right now.

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>>77307955
DC
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

What does USMC stands for?

>>77307984
You literally got the Maia fight and went full retard on the others.

>>77307985
There are two broadcasts, one of them is with real commentators.

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>>77307955

>BONEY JONEY
>Woodler
>Manborg
>ROBBIE
>MANU

>>77307999
United States Marine Corps.

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Anyone think McGregor will beat Floyd?

>>77307999
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS

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>>77307955
Jones
Maia
CYBORG
Cerrone
Manuwa

>>77307999
Unlimited Smurfs Marching Comically.

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>>77307955
Daniel Cormier
Demian Maia
Tonya Evinger
Donald Cerrone
Volkan Oezdemir

>>77308021
literally cringed

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>>77307955
Succ
T-GOD
Man
Robbie
1punchm8

>>77307995
blacks have hard heads but weak ankles

well known fact

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>>77307955

Bones Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

how many fights left?

>the fake pics guy didnt even update the image
welp, picks are worthless again

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>>77307955
DC
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

any heem posters going to the heem show this weekend in Anaheim? I'll be in section 207. Hit me up.

>All these goofs responding to fake picks

>>77308033
1

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>>77307955
DsuCc
Maia
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

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>>77307984
>>77307988
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>>77308032
>Falling for the obvious bait

Let me go against Calendar at Heem FC. No shot that loser is in shape.

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that's going to be saw tomorrow

post your UFC WALKOUT song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0ziRWoI2JI

>>77308035
>had 7 pix in

All the picks are worthless unless you're betting.

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>>77308047
>tfw eejit
where is the real picks guy? stop this madness bases calendar head man

>>77308043
>>77308047
i dont even think thats the original guy. the first guy at least was taking the picks. there was like 30 more picks posted the first time that image was posted that arent on there

>>77308026
What's wrong with smurfs?

Fuck me, 3 months premature is extreme, wish I didn't even know about that

Now the guy will get heemed and continue earning pennies on local cards

>thanks to reebok, this dude will never be able to wear superman shorts in the cage
I'm glad to hear those rumors that the UFC is already looking for something different to go with the instant the reebok contract is over

>>77308064
he will not goof em, wait for calendarni**er

Jones by DEC
Woodley by TKO
Cyborg by TKO
Lawler by TKO
Manuwa by KO

We all know this is what's gonna happen, right?

>>77308064
lol you mean there are two fake pick guys?

>>77308065
sausagefest, manlets, blue, matriarchal, cucks

>>77308070
The Reebok deal was the dumbest shit

Be honest: What are you're thoughts on USADA?

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>>77307955
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77308077
you got the picks all fucked m8

>>77308082
it could just be some goof wanting (you)s. once the first guy got a bunch of (you)s anybody can just troll with the fake picks like it used to be before the new guy

>This fight sucks and the night was a waste
-250

>This fight is fun and the winner gets a contract
+300

>snoop just facetiming justin bieber

kek

>>77308090
good, fuck roiders.

hw should be allowed to roid however

>>77307971
>>>77307971
>I didn't post any dicks dude, is it too hard for your little autistic brain to comprehend that people can see through your projection when you try to insult others. Just ignore spammers, don't try to defend /heem/'s honor you fucking nerd. You calling anyone else boring is laughable.
>I'll concede that Jesus loves both of us, but if you're gonna call others fags I'd stop using homo-erotic words like buckaroo, sweetheart, or pumpkin.

One of these commentators is really awkard.

>>77307389
3 for 4

why is the stream fucked

>>77308117
are you not watching the snoopcast?

>>77308116
>12 minutes later

you're literally the spammer. get a fucking life.

or if you're just some bootyblasted casualscum, stay upset sweetheart

Reminder the real picksguy is currently goofing tuesday night fights and has not started taking picks for 214 yet.

One event at a time.