Red Bull sucks dick

>>77305211
Red Bull's founder and owner, Dietrich Mateschitz, is an eccentric billionaire who just is obsessed with the idea of having a collection of well performing football clubs.

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>>77305268
>NY Red Bulls
>well-performing

Fuck off (((Coca-Cola Company)))

>>77305286
This is why he keeps on buying more clubs until he finds one that becomes good over a longer period of time I guess

What is the best energy drink!? And why is it powerade

>>77305286

they're not terrible, doing quite well this season actually.

>>77305320
>Needing a energy drink
Patricians only require water and a line of blow.

>>77305308
>buying a team will make it good

This is what billionaires actually believe.

>>77305211
>mad Liverpoodle
still not getting Naby

>>77305334
That's basically what Red Bull is, so w/e

>>77305211
Red bull is marketing on steroids. Half the cost of red bull is probably funding F1 and sports teams

>>77305367
it worked with Leizpig
and Chelsea, PSG and City.

>>77305434
>foreigners in charge of spelling Leipzig
I've heard Leizpig, Liepzig and what have you so often.

>>77305443
Not our fault German is literally a barbaric language

>>77305443
>le lawnball team

>>77305434

You still have to put the right people in charge and make it work within the confines of FFP now. For every Chelsea and City, there's a ton of billionaire clubs that have not had much success like Newcastle, Aston Villa, Charlton, Everton, Cardiff City etc.

>>77305308
Well Leipzig had a good season

>>77305471
>t. Cthautemoc from Oaxaca

>>77305443
hey appreciate the effort! i could have just said Lipzia

>>77305492
Kek

>>77305481
Well I wouldn't count Cardiff because Vincent tan is a shitty owner. Sarajevo and kortrijk have gotten worse since he bough them and he tried to change cardiffs history

>>77305493
Isn't it Lipsia?

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>>77305504
it is

>>77305606
The reaction image redeems you, Luigi.

>tfw your city is too irrelevant for RB to buy a team in

do any of you even like red bull, its gross as fuck and gives u shitty energy, like come down energy.

>>77305634
that's a gif, Hans

I wouldn't mind if Red Bull owned the teams and sponsored the jersey, but renaming the teams to Red Bull or some variation of that is tactless.

>>77305799
see >>77305606

>>77305828
Not only that but the teams all have the Same fucking jersey design and play in a "Red Bull stadium"

>>77306105
In some fairness to the MLS team, MetroStars was a shit name.

>>77306471

Sounds like a porn site that shows effeminate men.

>>77306471
True but I hate MLS so me and most people couldn't give a shit anyway

RB is by far the most aesthetic energy drink and also the best tasting/mixing. They can do whatever they want.

>>77306808
>actually drinking Red Bull
not even Leipzig fans touch that pisswater

>>77307067
Yeah that's a fact. I've never met anyone who drinks that shit

>>77306808
>using it for mixing
Anyone who makes Jager bombs should be shot immediately.

>>77305332
they're doing ok this year. they won the supports shield in 2013 and 2015 though

>>77305869
Exactly, it's a .gif, not an image.

Get your shit right

>>77305268
I think the guy wants to be involved with every motorsport discipline under the sun aswell. I'd do the same given the opportunity desu

>>77305434
>leizpig

They are no different from Abramovich, muslims, americans and chinks

>>77305211
Fuck off kopite

>>77307735
I can only think of two other times something remotely close to the Red Bull shit has happened. One, when Wimbledon Fc became the MK dons, with all their history erased, and the other is when Vincent tan changes Cardiff from the blue birds to the red dragons

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>>77307487
>he doesn't use .image extensions

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>>77305320
>powerade
>energy drink

>>77305492
t. Ahmed Al-Khaluria

>>77306779
>let me tell you how much I don't care about MLS

kek

>>77307487
I was expressing my shame, you silly leaf.

>actually thinking Red Bull is good
fucking educate yourself on real /sip/s and get some taste.

>>77305320
red bull honestly

>>77305286
Theyre rebuilding. Got rid of old farts like Memecarty and are building for the future with players like Adams.

>ruining soccer

Oh the ironing