/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Niki Heidfeld edition

Ricciardo

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rip heidfeld

Dubs and no third worlders in this Thread

>>77304335
Needed subhumans to send to 'Nam I guess.

>>77304370
reroll

>>77304379
Rollin

>>77304362
>>77304302

Really a quick Nick

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ITT you may only post if your flag is on the Toleman TG185 livery

>>77304389
Roll on solidarity

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tenth for lee

>>77304452
what about joe and palmer

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Middle-aged women are /f1/.

>>77304477
it's kubica's time now

>>77304525
add this poll to the screencap

http://www.strawpoll.me/13531692

>>77304477
f and f

>>77304547

That was just a /cheeky/ meme poll m8, I don't want it to pollute the important scientific findings of our main polls.

>>77304362
that explosions was the the KERS right?

>>77304616
Heidfeld's contract

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W-why hasn't he won yet?

>>77304525
Are you going to keep this picture saved with all your other screenshots of your 4chan achievements?

Honest question

>>77304653
God (Allah) hates Finns.

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>>77304653

>>77304670
Cuck.

/f1/ is #blessed by gets today

>>77304666
>>77304670
beaten by fucking gimi, how embarrassing

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>>77304653

7<8 desu

>>77304531
Speaking of middle-aged waifus what the fuck has happened to Monisha? Haven't seen her curry ass in ages, has she been secretly fired?

>>77304712
she was fired like a month ago you idiot

>>77304712
Where have you been for the last month, anon?

https://www.sauberf1team.com/news/statement-by-the-chairman-regarding-monisha-kaltenborn

>>77304712
>>77304666

>>77304712
you'll fucking idiot

>>77304712

>Monisha killed by swedes owners because she wasn't helping Ericsson enough
>Replaced by the old Renault guy after a couple of races with no one

>>77304705
>gets

Kek, tried to do a poll for bahamabro but ran out of options when I got to the letter P.

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>ham will win WDC and there's nothing you can do to stop it happening

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>>77304969

*blocks your path*

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>>77304978
*doesn't block your path*

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>>77304969
>I rate Hamilcarbabilton

>>77304989
no but Ferrari will choke and Valtteri will be eternal #2

>>77304525
At least we won somethin' in f1

>>77305022
This is the second most likely outcome

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>>77304989
>hamilton
>carbabby

>>77305025
>we
Nah mate, not really. They were all white, therefore not hues

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What is some /GPCore/?

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>>77304969
>Ham will be 2nd and there's nothing you can do about it

>>77305120
TFW won not being born in a dirty favela
Feels bloody great to tell the truth lads

>>77305210
Sure does m8

hey lads im really desperate about ditching my vcard should I find me a prostitute?

>>77305474
>not mentioning length and girth of his dick

>>77305474
lmao ur a fucking loser on top of everything uh

Just kys my dude

>>77305474
I have to agree with the hue here, what are you 13?
Just go to a bar and pick up a drunk fat chick at least that's free.

>>77305694
if im going to stick my dick in something it might as well look good
not like I dont have money to waste

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>>77305747
become the Lonely Driver.
real racers don't need girlfriends.

>>77305747
Yeah but fuck paying for sex. That is unironically kys tier.

>>77305896
only excuse is if your in Japan and you find a specific JAV star you want to fuck who is willing to fuck foreigners and even then you have to accept that you are a super weeb

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good let Mercedes go do formula meme.
then F1 can become a Ferrari spec-series.

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what happened to Brazilian drivers? is the legacy of Senna too much of a burden?

>>77305747
hire a male prostitute who looks like Daniel Ricciardo and say to him "ride me rough, Ricky", then dress up as Sebastian Vettel and ask him to demolish your anus like he did in 2014

>>77306029
It's only a part of it.
The real issue is with the formation of new drivers. Our auto racing federation doesn't give two shits about forming new drivers, since it costs a shitton of money that most kids can't afford. And those few who could afford it invest it on something relatively better.
That, added the fact that it's not an easy and cheap hobby like, say, soccer, leaves our motorsport scene in shambles and unable to breed new international stars.

>>77305963
I'd pay to fugg Anri Okita or Aika

id like you all to know (the german in particular) that this >>77306064 is not me

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>>77306187
Delet everything about yourself, including your existence. Of course this is you, I can see the Ricciardo tattoo.

>>77306187

Turns out Bahamas poster is like the F1 TV rights holder in the UK.
A lot of people assume it's the BBC, but it's really only Channel 4.

>>77305474
what a loser lol hire the prostitute, you already have aids anyway

>>77306223
hans please
this one shitposter has been ruining my perfect reputation
im positive hes a vpn fag too because the thread was 13/13 with one bahamian flag before I posted in it
>>77306310
only br*zil can say that

>>77306147
We all would m8. We all would.

>those NTR Aika video's where the husband has to last 20 minutes with her or his wife gets creamed

She goes full turbo semen demon.

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This game will finally dethrone the GP series and F1 Challenge 99-02 to become the undisputed GOAT F1 game of all time

A month from now you Automobilista/PCars 2/rFactor 2/Assetto Corsa/iRacing autists will apologize

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>>77306355
>im positive hes a vpn fag too
aren't you also? you were posting from virginia one time

>>77306496
we dont have any servers here
one company gets internet and cable from the usa and the other from Argentina
im not sure what went wrong that day to change my flag

>>77306029
Cost of entry, lack of home opportunity. Poor quality inspiration.

Since Senna we had:
Rubens: back step from Senna, the #2
Zonta: zonta'd is the only memory
Massa: Brazil 2008 happened
Nasr: got points, killed his team

These four drivers epitomise the fall of Brazil in racing. From a great F1 nation to a land disinterested. I remember reading an article saying Hamilton was collecting up old Senna fans in Brazil a few years ago... which should never happen... because Brazil 2008.

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*outscores Vettel*

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Daily reminder that Lewis Hamilton lived in a shitty little house in Stevenage

>>77306841
It could be 10 bed 18 bathroom m8 but it's still fucking Stevenage

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http://www.bbc.com/news/business-40703182
>F1 exhausts being sold as art
and you can pay in bitcoin.

>>77306898
inb4 wagfag buys one and sticks his fleshlight in it

>>77306898

Decent tits

>>77306898
but where do i bid on that fine lass

>>77306898
what's her name lad

>>77306898
>Put exhaust together
>Art

Almonds enabled in this lap

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>>77306898
>Art sold for bitcoin

Yo dawg I heard you like money laundering so we put money laundering in your money laundering so you can launder money while you launder money

>>77307019
you know me too well

>tfw parents saw my bank statement and flat out told me I had more money than them

Felt bad.

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>>77307488

Let me translate that for you...

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So who Sunday?

>>77307555
I know my parents, it's not that, otherwise they would have kicked out my brother who has never paid and now must be nearing 30. They just aren't brilliant with money (neither am I really, a sex toy and manor gear is hardly sensible purchases) and I have barely any expenses.

Although I pay about £350 a month which is low.

Remove Negro from Hungaroring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ

>>77307630
Have you tried manipulating small upstart businesses with a ring of friends? That's what I do to make extra

>>77307652
I think we are more likely to figure some way to get my older brother employed. He is an autistic maths genius.
Must be something nefarious he can do.

>>77307652

t. Bahamian prince who needs your help to get his inheritance and is willing to pay you lot of money for it

>>77307688

Get him a job counting passengers on buses.
Perfect job for someone autistic and good with numbers.

>>77307692
kek

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>>77307710
Well played.

As an aside Juria had had her hours at the noodle cafe doubled and she had to do it in a kimono recently. 8 hours, 12:00 till 20:00.
She is gonna have to try something new as the noodle cafe is only meant to be a temp solution for an idol to try and get a fanbase.
AV debut could be soon.

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Here's an old comfy grand prix, the 1979 British GP
>Alan Jones get fucked after needing a win
>Regazzoni gets William's first win
>goat Renault pit stop @ 37 minutes
>Murray Walker and James Hunt's first time in the booth together feat. Jackie Stewart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VkkAqFB78M&t=3147s

>>77307768
>AV debut could be soon.

Oh god I hope so.
>tfw noodle cafe stop time

>>77307807
>Time stop JAV

As always sir your tastes impeccable and should be commended.

>>77307768
I want to see her with the Bakky crew desu

>>77304452
H I G H
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>>77307897
Huh. I even posted in this thread earlier. Posting on phone is shit anyway

>>77307918

Nah my bad, m8.

Something went wrong with my thread auto-update / notification.
It only notified me of a new post (yours) a few minutes ago, so I thought it was a fresh post. Only after I replied did I see your post's time.

>>77307977
It's all good, it happens
Nice digits

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>mfw I realize there are no Ricciardo pics in this thread yet

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>>77308062
Got you, senpai

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>>77308121
based toothpaste
reminder that ricciardo (arguably 3rd best car) is ahead of kimi (definite 2nd best car), is 60 (sixty) points ahead of his teammate, won baku, shouldve won monaco2016 and was the DoTD at the previous gp
god bless

I have been asking in these threads if Kubica is back yet for the past 5 years and here we are. I might start watching F1 again.

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>>77308384
Reminder that he will also win next sunday

>>77308384

Reminder that Ricciardo has crashed TWICE during qualifying this season.

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>>77308410
reminder that what happens in qualifying stays in qualifying because it's the race that matter
bless up

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>>77305474
>should I find me a prostitute?

I found you something even better...
>don't forget to take pics

>>77308470
>paying 2 dollars to cross the bridge only to see her cunt has been stretched loose by the mong's stumps

What should the amerifats do to make F1 great again?

>>77308875
The answer to this really depends on what you think makes F1 great.

>>77308875
>>77309018
something something same engine something something better competition

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>>77308875
Bring tobacco back

>>77305474
you live in one of the shittest countries and cant find a woman with low self worth to get your end off to? kek just KEK

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>>77308875
Have FOM choose the drivers for the teams instead of teams being able to choose for themselves.
Have 26-34 cars on the grid.
Make John Hindaugh commentate.
Kill the skyf1, free to air + paid streaming.
Give us at least one oval race, just please for the love of god make it happen, I don't care which one just make it happen.
Remove engine replacement penalties.
Institute a budget cap.
Race at Watkins Glen.
25 races per season.
3 additional non championship fun races with prize money or something, make it fun.
Suck Toyota, VAG, Jaguar, GM, BMW and Fords dick to make them come in with full factory teams.

Pic unrelated, have a phone wallpaper that i made.

>>77305474
I've used prostitutes from time to time. If it kills your anxiety about sex, and you can afford it without not being able to eat or light your home, then sure, why not? Tell her your a virgin - she'll know anyway, so you may as well be up front about it and get her to guide you. You can pick out the kind of girl you want to lose it to, and don't have to feel any shame or remorse if it's all over fast.

I've slept with bad escorts, amazing escorts, cheap escorts and expensive ones - cheap doesn't always go with bad. (That being said , without question the best fuck I've ever had, paid or not, was also the most I've ever paid an escort - with a German porn starlet)Have a good look to see if you think the photos in the ad are bullshit; check review sites if there's one applicable. For fuck's sake, it should go without saying but I'll say it anyway, don't fuck her without a rubber.

On the downside, you'll always know you paid for your first time; on the upside, you can be honest with her about what you want and what you're in for.

the quality of brazil posters

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501017898027.webm

>>77307630
>a sex toy and manor gear is hardly sensible purchases
One out of two isn't bad.

>>77309637
Man that must have been pretty heartbreaking for the builder

>>77309654

It's ok, he was Brazilian.

>>77306075
>uh uh uh... it's... it's... MY. FUCKING. TIIIIIIIME UGGGGGHHHH *spurt*

>>77309904

>cums in her shoe
>drinks it

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>drives over your foot

What will you do /f1/?

>>77306755
we just gonna gloss over these dubs?

>>77310612

Sometimes a post is so utterly ridiculous it's not worth responding too.

>>77310521
Will looks better without they rear tire protector imo, sleek as fuck. 2018 /f1/ cars will be shit tier.

>>77310521
*siphons fuel tank*

>when you come back from holiday and you have two races to watch to get up to speed
Feels good man

>>77310922
They're both shit

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Spa 24 hour this weekend

Start time:
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=3255&iso=20170729T1630&msg=Spa%2024hr%20Start&sort=1

Doesn't clash too badly with the Hungarian GP
>start: 1 bong 30 bings after F1 qualy ends
>finish: 2 bongs 30 bings after F1 race starts, so roughly 1 bong after F1 race ends

>This season, however, is a problem.Palmer has a waterproof contract for the 2017 season. It was difficult enough to take him to thetestin Budapest.And it probably cost money.Palmer's dowry for the entire season is to amount to six million euro.This also includes a test day in the season

>What the FIA is, is the exit test.The driver does not have to master the 5 seconds limit in the first attempt, but at some point already

Kek, Palmer cucked out of an in-season test. Kubica's fucked with the five second extraction rule, surely? He only has 40% strength in his right arm, claim amus.

http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/motorsport/kubica-arbeitet-an-f1-comeback-renault-test-ungarn-rs17-11662650.html

>>77311129
>He only has 40% strength in his right arm

>be Kubica
>crash rally car
>F1 career ruined
>have a moderate amount of F1 money
>become a NEET
>stay at home all day fapping to internet porn
>always fap with left hand so you can still use the mouse with your right

Learn from Kubica's mistake.
ALWAYS alternate fapping arms.

>>77311113
wish they'd find a way to use the old circuit for the 24 hour.

it's be perfect for that.

>>77311090
I don't think you like racing. Silverstone was a really exciting race

>>77311129
>Kubica's fucked with the five second extraction rule

What is this rule?

>>77311129
Wasn't it claimed that Renault had tried the 5 second rule at Goodwood and Paul Ricard, and that no issues were found?

>>77311282
The driver has to be able to extract himself from the car within five seconds.

>>77311294
Not that I have seen.

>>77306532
>zonta'd is the only memory
being on P4 in a Toyota in Belgium and having his engine blow up a few laps before the end

>>77311315

Thank you

>>77311315
I extract myself in under 5 seconds regularly

>>77311423

Try using a bigger plug.

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>>77304302

lads is there a racing series that races stock supercars? i want to see ferraris, lambos, porsches, r8, nissan gtr amg gt etc etc all racing eachother in a series but not modified, just the ones you can buy as a consumer

>>77309596

>posts 11 ideas to improve f1
>not a single decent one

this aint a sport for you mate

>>77311458

Kinda...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv7Ku53jhIQ&t=150

>>77309596
i like the bigger grid idea, and maybe the budget cap. if not this then maybe everyone has the same power engine, something to bring more parity to it, i dont mind them spending on drivers, or aerodynamics etc its just dumb when the engine decides who wins and who gets lapped 3 times. wish they would just remove the engines and let FIA give them all stock ones, or just designate an engine designer for the year like with tyres

Lets talk about Hungary 2007

>>77311493
dont really like ovals. i guess im just looking for gt2/3/4 but with a bit less masking your actual cars performance via weight reduction, even swapping engines with ones that arent even offered on the real car, so you cant tell which of the actual production cars are fastest around a track vs eachother. sure you can look at lap times but thats boring

>>77311519
GT4 is like this, but all the cars are adjusted to make them even, which once again fucks up finding out how good they actually are.

'Cars are adjusted to have an almost identical performance level so that driver skill is highlighted, and once a car has been homologated it cannot be modified'

I think the manufacturers are just scared to go up against eachother incase their car ends up looking shitty

>>77311458
This is genuinely something that I thought would have popped up in Dubai or Monaco by now desu.

>>77311479

Removing engine penalties and bigger grid are good ideas tbdesu

>>77311496

Budget cap and identical spec engines together are just shit m8, in my opinion the only way for budget cap to work is with a full madmen regulation.
>Introduce a $$$M budget cap for developing the car
>The car must be X wide, Y long and Z tall
>Can't be lighter than W at full load
>Everything else goes given the budget cap

We'd likely see teams developing mad engines and other crazy aero stuff both with solutions in car shapes and philosphy that makes them iconic again

>>77311596
>Removing engine penalties and bigger grid are good ideas tbdesu

Still doesn't make up for John Hindaugh

>>77311602

I don't know who he is actually, I was considering that not all 11 are dogshit

>>77311596
I dont know how to do it, i dont want every car to look/be exactly the same, but im fed up of 'x wins lol' seasons, i dont want to see only ferrari and merc shitting on everyone else its boring to me. and even once these teams become shit itll just be red bull or mclaren shitting on everyone else. i want it to be even enough to where any driver/team can win if theyre good on the day

> comfy watching FE from new york
> goes in to wote for worst poster
> no dutch option

>>77311707

If you are the diversity enhancher meme swede, they are right

>>77306898
the girl comes with the "art" yes?

>>77311699

Unironically watch Indycar, road curses races should do it for you

>>77307320
kek

>Gustav Malja also driving for Sauber in the Hungary test

>>77311707 will be pleased

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>>77311707
really makes you think

>>77311707
I think the recent string of DNF's got rid of most AMX bandwagoners

>>77311602

I would put money towards a hitman to be honest with you.

The person that dies the F1 email update things needs to stop with the lame joke titles

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>>77311950
>email update thing

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>>77311985
Email thing of the articles they do. No idea if the articles have the same Shit titles because I just read the emails.

>>77311950
Good bants though.

>Fernando will celebrate his birthday by qualifying ahead of what should be his 281stgrand prix start

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oh SHIT
pit walk is tomorrow

here's hamerton 2 years ago

Three full days until it's his time.

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>>77312416
Not so fast, moose

>>77312416
it's palmer's time

HAM
VET
RAI

Its going to be a very boring race.

4 full days before a 33 year old cripple humiliates a GP2 "champion"

>>77312511
I guess that means their will be a fiery crash

this will be the most boring race of the year

>>77309596
>Make John Hindaugh commentate.
You mean like against his will?

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>>77312098
Thats pretty bad. Maybe this semen slurping is for me.

>>77312522
Doubt it, this is one of the lowest speed circuits .
Turn 14 is the only tricky one.

for me, it's
>RIC
>VET
>VER
bottas crash, hams car spills spaghetti

hamilton car trouble

>>77312542
By anymeans necessary, whether it's simply asking him nicely with a good paycheck or holding his family at gunpoint in the booth. Obviously the former is preferred but it makes no real difference

The only race at teh FUNgaroring I can remember as actually exciting was 1997 - am I missing something? It's a fun track to drive in games though.

>>77312571
Average lap speed is a meager 197 km/h, it's called "Monaco without walls" for a reason.

>>77312571
'14 & '15 were great, total meme races

>>77312637
Oh yeah, 2014 was ok too. 1989 was breddy gud, if only for Mansell.

>>77312571
>not remembering Jenson Button MBE's RELENTLESS drive at the Hungaroring in 2006. For me, it was the best race ever.

best bit was when massa retired and heikki won

>>77312689
>>77312703
Yeah, I missed a lot of that period by being at Uni with no TV or computer, plus I was more interested in girls at the time (what a fool I was!).

>>77312717
lmao faggot

>>77312717
kek if you haven't been watching F1 since before 2000 you may as well not post newb

>>77312763
I was watching well before that :DDDD but then I stopped watching every single race DDDDDD: then I started more autistic then evar :DDDDDDDD

>With Halo, the minimum F1 car weight will be increased to 733kg (+5). Feeder series Halo planned for 2019

http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/f1-autos-2018-fuenf-kilogramm-schwerer-halo-cockpitschutz-12394052.html

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https://twitter.com/trident_team/status/890199689995354113

>Succubus Futanari to drive for Trident in Formula Kino (replacing Callum Ilott)

>>77312238
>that kimi lookalike

>>77312860
WTF man Santino is fucking FOURTEENTH in GP3 with only 3 points and it's his second season

Why is he being promoted to F2?

>>77312867
It's like a Finnish "Where's Wally?".

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will Palmer score points this weekend or will it be his, Joe's and Lee's final F1 race?

>>77312929
No, and he'll see out the season with Renault, sadly.

>>77312929
Man, those CGI rolex billboards look shocking.

>>77312955
Sorry We Lost
JUSTIN WILSON
The Indycar Racer

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>>77312955
who says they're CGI?
https://twitter.com/HEINEKENCorp/status/834779856319737858

>>77312990
>€200m
>200 million euros
>2,000,000 euros
Well spent lads.

>>77313034
>2,000,000 euros
Fuck, no wonder this country is fucked
>200,000,000 euros*!

https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/890217751939297280
>FIA will raise the time limit for the mandatory cockpit evacuation test. It's 5 seconds now. With Halo it will be around 8-10 seconds.

WELL DONE FIA

>>77313058
nothing is solve

started playing a Game of Thrones vidya a few hours ago and everyone talks like David Coulthard

>>77313058
This helps Kubica :^)

>>77313075
Do they all mispronounce Vettel's name?

>>77313058
Semen slurping governing body 2bh lads. It's like they've gone too far into this thing and don't want to admit it's the wrong direction until next year or so.

If digits ricci retires on first lap on turn 2

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>>77313058
>Magnussen gets stuck in the car for an extra 10 seconds trying to pull himself out because the halo is in his way
>suffers 3rd degree burns

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>>77313177

Fuck FIA

>>77313177
Soemthing like this will happen (or at least close enough to scare everyone) and we can forget about the whole ugly thing. But until then, be patient, and rejoice that F1 is actually becoming a little more dangerous (if that's your thing).

>>77313058
that's beyond retarded

>>77313221
Boring desu

>>77313058
LOGIC'D

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Imagine if we had the halo in 2015
>Be Merhi
>bin the car
>undo your straps and start to get out
>hit your head on the halo

Is Haas, dare I say it, a future superteam?

>>77313273
you're not allowed to post here until you get your end off m8

>>77312858
Does that weight include fuel and driver?

>>77313058

Halo confirmed for slowing cars explosion time

Fast cars and double digits

>>77313325
state of you, lad.

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We lost the only bit of sanity in the Sky troop

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>>77313352
based Di Resta will BTFO Crofty again

>>77313352
Why can't this be Crofty instead

>>77313352

I totally forgot about that. Did he need surgery or anything?

>>77313352
>2 weeks later
>still shitting his pants

Fuck

>>77313410
>doing a shoey has turned him Indian
Brundle has been comprehensively BULLIED

>>77313364
Hope so desu

Di Resta should send him back to covering the darts

Brundle/Di Resta commentary team when?

>>77313352
Will the shoey meme finally die after Brundle's death?

Hopefully RIC gets Crofty to do a shoey soon.

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Did he do a shoey yet?

>>77313601
>Brundle/Di Resta commentary team when?

Not likely, both are technical commentator and not actual "journalists", it's unironically less possible than Ted/Di Resta. But maybe Sky will go full SJW and we'll have Nat

>>77313816
It's a straight people thing only.

>>77313966
That explains why Lewis doesn't want to do one

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>>77313966
the fact that it originated in Australia already didn't check out with what you wrote

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>Sources within the F1 community have sensationally revealed that F1's decision to adopt the Halo device for 2018 is based on a misunderstood fax communication. "We thought they were asking if we wanted a game of Halo," admitted one team principal. "Frankly, we were mad for it: F1 is hard work, and when we thought they were suggesting a relaxing XBox evening of Team Slayer and King of the Hill, we were already reaching for the beer and Pringles before the full message hit the tray."

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>>77314108

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>>77313992
But what does it say about based Bottas?

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>>77313297
Doesn't seem so.
>>77312858
So if my calculations are correct, then an F1 car, with driver and fuel weighs around 900kg~(733kg car + 105kg of fuel + 60kg of driver)
That can't be right can it?
If so, then for the first time in history(I believe) the F1 cars weight more than an Indycar which weighs in at about 850kg~ with fuel and driver.(they carry less fuel onboard due to refueling)

>>77314182

Autism is another reason

>>77314182
Germaphobe
He knew about Ricciardo's STDs and didn't want to be infected like Brundle was

>>77313297
>>77314206
Driver is included but not the fuel

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look at the top of his head

>>77314233
I was going to say, that seemed really fucking heavy.
So they weigh nearly the same then.

>>77314218
>Germaphobe
is this why he help Hamilton beat Vettel?

>>77314254
Hmm not really an improvement on his haircut.

>>77312238
you going?
get me Palmer's autograph pls

>>77314396
nice try, Jonathan

>>77312877
>Why is he being promoted to F2?
his great sense of fashion

I fear its HWL desu

>>77313906
Nat and Rachel girl on girl action in UltraHD

>>77311892
Not him, but no one is pleased or cares about Mallya. All the hype is about Rosenqvist and Eriksson.

>>77306532
>Nasr: got points, killed his team
Reminder that Nasr lost his backers and would never have gotten the Manor seat.

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Ferrari need that perfect R&D to keep up with Mercedes.
exit without saving until all the upgrades unlock.

>>77314639
If only real life was like those older F1 games where competing teams weren't developing their cars.

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>>77314793
>tfw managing on GPM2 and someone would come in and "sabotage" your technology by stealing ideas

>>77314206
Why does f1 cars have to be so godawfully long?
The indy looks so much better in profile

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>>77314639
>i play the old F1 games, the new ones are too mainstream

>>77314422
>implying it wasn't his mom who chose those kai ebel -tier jeans

>>77313352

What a load of shit.
Who is sick from a "stomach bug" for 2 weeks?

There's more to this.

>>77315437
He's getting bullied out for not sucking Choco Senna's dick enough

Reminder that Kubica's lap times will be meaningless, as the track will have 4 days of rubber laid down.

I see the FIA has increased minimum cockpit evac time to compensate for Halo. Guessing it has also asked fire to burn a bit slower too

>>77315956
Or driver's to bleed out slower, or driver's to become a paraplegic slower.

>>77315978
It's a legit reuest in the name of safety

>>77315687

All the other drivers won't have 4 days of rubber laid down then?

>>77316039
You know people are going to compare him to Kubica and Palmer. Different track temperature too.

>>77315611
this desu, one of the few on sky that speaks the truth

whilst the presentation is more professional on sky I tend to watch on channel 4 when I can. quite like webber, dc and karun.

>>77316141
Kubica has a moral obligation to be slower than the other drivers

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F

>>77316606

F
inland loses again

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Fuck the FIA tbhlads

>>77316606
the first finn in f1

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>>77306841
Meanwhile in Espoo:

>>77316606
F

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Kinnunen#Formula_One

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>Emilia's arm looks fine now

guess it must have been sports tape or something

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>>77314849
wew I used to do that all the time, fuck these three smug old farts

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>>77317190
god, her boobs must be so perfect

>>77317190

Then why did she delete the original arm video?

>>77317047
I'd unironically rather live there than the Stevenage house

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>>77317243
She is perfect

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>>77317190
>ES

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD :DDDDDDDDD oispa es

Also: does one of the Croats here know what channel emits the race.

>>77317312
It looks rustic, but Karhusuo area is one of the shittiest places to put up a house in Espoo. It's a piece of woodlands surrounding the intersection of two busiest highways in Finland.

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>>77317387

>>77317458
>knees locked

>>77317387

Wagbro in the yellow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq_DaeHh8EY

>>77314964
Blame the cunts that banned refuelling.

>>77317312
eh, could get scary at night

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>>77316606
rip in kill

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>>77304969

>>77316606
rip le open face helmet man

he was a big fan of Valtteri apparently

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>>77312689
nice looking car

>>77304360
good post

>>77315033
2013 is the best one as there is the classic mode

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>>77316606

Really makes you think...

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>>77318322
Based Mika got his first win when he was 30 years old after a lot of races, HULK will be STRONK in 2018 and win Spain and Brazil. He even has the same hair.

>>77318322
audibly kekked

>>77318392
it looks so fluffy, I wanna touch it

>>77318410
I wanna cum on it and use it as gel.

>>77318322
>won the World Sportscar Championship for Porsche
my almonds are activating

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Maybe F1 is getting closer to F-Zero with closed cockpits and alternative energy engines. Maybe this era of halo and power units will be seen as a transitional period in F1 history.

>>77318545
I do want F-One to turn in to F-Zero but constantly worrying about safety won't get us anywhere.

>>77318545
>Maybe
Hybrid engines definitely aren't here to stay. It'll either go back to its old days or go full electric at some point.
The halo is either a transition to fully closed cockpits or some windshield like thing OR it'll be dropped after a race weekend or two like that retarded elimination qualifying we had a while back.

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what did he mean by this?

>>77318958

>expecting a Brazilian bitch boy to not be a pussy

>>77318958
br*zlians are universal shitposters

>>77318958
He loves it because he won't be in F1 next year so he'll be laughing his ass off at the drivers who will be racing with the halo in their car.

>>77312689
>Hungaroring 4 days from now

I have such nostalgia for the Hungaroring. Every time we go back I'm reminded of Jenson Button's RELENTLESS performance (not my words, check wikipedia) at the 2004 Hungarian Grand Prix. I knew right then and there that he was future WDC material, despite the fact that he wasn't even in his prime yet.

I'd reckon it was a good 7 years before he hit his prime, at the 2011 Canadian Grand Prix. To think that he also won a WDC before then in an underperforming Brawn is simply incredible. IMO that was the greatest single season performance by a driver in F1 history, the kind of thing that puts Fangio, Senna, Prost, and Schumi all to shame.

It's absolutely pathetic that the man was never picked up by a powerhouse team like Ferrari or Red Bull. He would've put Vettel in his place and pounded his boipussy, just like he's done to his teammate every year. With such driving prowess, I can only assume that they made him an offer and, being the true Englishman he is, Button decided he'd rather rebuild his ailing childhood heroes, Mclaren.

Nonetheless, I would expect big things from Button this weekend. The Hungaroring is a real CHASSIS track and I'd bet Mclaren has the best one on the grid. Nothing short of a top 5 in quali would be acceptable. For the race, a podium is on the cards for sure. Just look at the stats this season. Rosberg won every race until Jenson put the Mclaren in the points, and since then hes only won once. He's in Rosbergs head, got that PSYCHOLOGICAL advantage, and will blow the kid the fuck out when they go wheel to wheel. He's gonna be gunning for the win, I'm sure of it. Honestly, the only question I have about this weekend is whether or not Lewis Hamilton can handle racing with a REAL BRITON.