WEURO Group B

Germany vs russia is gonna be a proper dykefest

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Reminder that we won 7/8 Euros

screenshot of those hijab wearing Russia fans?

>>77303185
We fuck it up this time.

2:0 for Russia

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>>77303211
Wat?

im in

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reporting in.

Match predictons, and post QTiest girls from any of the four teams.

wait i thought offside was at the feets not at the torso

>>77303303
Who's this?

Hnnnnng

>>77303265
could be 0:2 right now

That Fomina is quite scary :s

>>77303320
lena gößling

gol
Quality defending from Sweden

>>77303310
Russia 2-0 Germany
Sweden 4-0 Italy

Q-test:
Kemme (Germany)
Schough (Sweden)
Giuliani (Italiy)
Fomina (Russia)

>>77303318
wat

Russian no 18 looks like Stalin's second wife

Muh women defending

>>77303357
Fugg, patrician ratings.

Except Italy are beating Sweden.

>>77303358
like if the feets are in line to defenders its onside

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>>77303320
Lena Gößling

>>77303318
every body part which i slegal to score a goal with

ERA PENAL

NO ERA!!!

whew, close call

Russian goalie is pretty qt

>>77303447
>cheating
wat

>>77303447
looks like wrestling

Waifu rating tonight

1. Sweden
2. German
3. Italy
4. Russia

Is it just an impression or is there way too many penalty this euro ?

3-1

>>77303447
Someone has a webm of the Swe and Ita goals?

>>77303510
it's alright since they foul each other like crazy

>>77303510
garbage refs just handing them out like happy meal toys. At least half of them were bullshit

>dykeball

>lesbian defending

>>77303557
>>77303565
Toleranspolisen är underrättad

>>77303585
>underrättad
Is that really a Swedish word?

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>>77303513
sweden goal is a pen

>>77303102
Belgium goal vs Netherlands anyone?

>>77303557
>this isn't more entertaining than the men's euro snoozeball 0-0 games
>waifus
And I don't even watch this semen-slurping sport

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>>77303607

>>77303598
yes. what makes it sound "not swedish"?

>>77303620
>waifus
press F to pay respects to this upcoming generation of swedish """"""men""""""

>>77303599
>women's football has improved so much the past 20 years!!!
>>77303598
aber natürlich

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>>77303638
how can they be this shit???????????

>>77303638
reminds me of the english goalie against Ibra

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>>77303638
kek, thanks anon

that was not bad.

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Anyone else think women's football is totally funny? I'm not even trying to be mean but it's just like the movements and running, illogical choices and in general the restrictions of the female body make this hilarious to watch. I have to laugh all the time

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> no Dabritz GF

>>77303651
underrättad sounds like you try to make an English word sound Swedish. But English and Swedish have common roots so it makes sense

>>77303693
the restrictions on their bodies are not the reason they suck. The fact that pretty much no female player in the world is a fulltimer and little girls only recently have been able to be tailor coached at a young age in all female squads is the reason the level of play is still fairly bad.

>>77303638
my fucking sides

>""people"" watch this

>>77303706
underrätta is the verb form of underrättelse comes from the german "underrichten/unterrichten".
It came into the Swedish vocabulary in the early 1600s

>>77303651
>not fantasizing what a whiff of blackstenius panties would smell like post-game
>name literally destined to get BLACKED
Who's the real man?

>>77303693
I wish I could find enjoyment in it, but it's overwritten by the cringe
>>77303717
troll? or do you think the 15-year-olds women lose to are full-timers who have been tailor coached? of course it's the restrictions of their bodies (and brains)

>>77303705
would dab in her ritz

>>77303717

>no female player in the world is a fulltimer

That's not true

>>77303731
>he hates sportscomedy
go be miserable somewhere else

Sweden and italy are both terrible

>>77303741
it's time to go back to /r4k/ m8

>>77303744
>leaving out essential words makes me right

>>77303741
You are ignorant as fuck if you don't think 15 year old boys at an A level youth squad like Barca or Bayern arent better coached than amateur girl squads at your local football team.

>an autumnleaf of a shot is considered a good effort and the goalkeepr had to punch it out
>the state of lesbian defending and goalkeeping

>>77303740
>being this pathetic
gentlemen this is supposed to be a swedish """"""man""""""

>>77303693
I do get a good laugh out of, especially seeing the summary of the Belgium match this morning

>>77303733
Did you just google that? Because if you actuallyt knew it beforehand then it's pretty fucking sad.

>that miss
i'm mad now

>>77303761
yeah but even a strong local team of 15-year-olds would beat women's teams. it doesn't take a youth Barca.
>>77303755
replace cringe with "second-hand embarrassment" then, autist.

>>77303717
There are womens full timer leagues in relevant countries

>>77303717
what?
at youth level here in Sweden they get more benefits, the best kits, the best training times and they're still shit m8

if their bodies are not the reason they suck then surely at youth level, they would be comparable to their male counterpart

>Kapitän
shouldn't it be Kapitänin?

>>77303774
>knowing my own language is sad
gentlemen once again the supposed swedish """"""man"""""" strikes once again

for the record, i googled it http://runeberg.org/svetym/1149.html

The Russian girls are highly disappointing.

Can someone please post a printscreen from when that Italian checked out her nails after she fell? Laughed so hard at that

>>77303801
the first term is valid for both male and female, while the second one is specifically female

>>77303819
pretty good defense though

>>77303801
what language?

The kitchen would be a better place for them than the pitch desu.

>>77303801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pqC563bX_w

>>77303835
>implying they can cook

>>77303771
>assuming my gender
appalling

russian coach a cute

>>77303827
True, but there are only a few in that team who don't look mannish. Germany has better girls, then it's Sweden at the top.

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>>77303835

t. never had a girlfriend internet sperglord

>>77303847
gentlemen the unstoppable mad"""man""" has successfully scored a hattrick

>>77303848
Thanks , based Frenchman. Nice goal.

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>female özil

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I want a Viktoriya gf

>>77303827
ok thanks.
>>77303832
german.

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>>77303853
>defending random women
cringe Klaus

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>>77303880
not as cute

>>77303880
plz moar

>>77303904
>>77303880
how can empty space be considered "cute"

>>77303880
I remember when some female "expert" (I think it's the current commentator) called Malin Moström "the swedish Ballack"

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>female özil

>>77303932
Definitely not Manolo nope

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Laura is the sexiest goalkeeper in the game, desu.

Dahlkvist! Lets go!

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>what about england 6-0 scotland
>"well i have seen a world cup semi final end 7-1 so these kinds of results can happen

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>>77304023
L I S A

>>77303927
I can add, that was some 10 years ago, women's football back then was not nearly as competent as it is today
>>77304023
Nice, she's clearly one of the best players, and also very nice looking

spotted:
qt blonde lolis hand by hand
qt german blondes(no 9 and?) players
ok referee
beautyfl 35+yo german on tribunes before the walk on pitch(right bottom angle from fat guy)
afro loli(native born dutch, seems like white mother african father)
mongrel coach of germany(probably german mother + US occupation forces african father)

>>77304052
it's still women's football

>>77303717
Hilary pls leave

>>77303705
alpinide?

>>77304057
Post all of the QTs plz
Need me some QTs

>>77304023
>>77304035

Ö R E B R O IS MY CITY

>>77303801
are u russ or arab?

>>77304057
it's a miracle that a country full of qts and wonderful women manages to form a weuro team full of long haired orcs. i mean, what the actual fuck, russia.

>>77303932
So that's why he cut ties with his father, he just wanted to become a tranny.

>>77304062
yes?
the main difference nowadays is the players doesn't fall and moan all the time.

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>>77304093
I would breed her

>>77304093
str8 outta Vivalla

>>77303880
i sweaer i saw someone from german or swedish or rysissan or dutch or belgian team who was very lookalike of Alicia Vikander!
maybe it was just light + point of view, but face shape, jaw, lips, nose, eyes, forehead, hair colour...

Aslani out?! Defensive tactic confirmed. Long balls on Blackenius, she searches for legs to fall on in the penalty box and Dahlkvist scores

>>77304087
i wish i could but sorry i cannot!!!
many complicated reasons. watch on tv now

BLACK'D
>>77304110
>he has unironically watched women's football for over 14 years

>>77304025
topkek

>>77304113
Fuck that place.

Literally somali gangs just standing on parking lots during the day doing nuffing and bearded arabs worthy of being Sultans walking between the mosque and their home

>>77304095
assies? so many blondes in soccer and lacrosse for some reasons

very nice run by blackstenius desu
unironically something some men can learn from

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>>77304150

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>ROFLÖ

>>77304176
>when you see it

>>77304204
>The black puma stalks it's prey...

>>77304176
qt face, good wife

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let's go ragazze

>>77304175
>>77304128
>>77304110
>>77304052
>mfw the state hires shills to shill for women's football on an online finngolian shitposting centre

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> no Magdalena gf

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>>77304224

>>77304230
I'm three of those and two of them was trolling. Blackstenius run was nice though

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>>77304231

well deserved benuldy

Dat miss... Well.. Dahlkvist aint known for someone who gives head

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>>77304266
The Swedish girls are the best of today's four teams.

the italian keeper is cute, CUTE

what is it with the russians and wrestling?

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>>77304291

>>77304098
Lol wymmyn football in Russia obscure and women footballers are from small villages with bad genes

>>77304292
She is beautiful

>>77304340
good post, Vitali

>Anja Shittag

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>>77304291
>>77304328
Is she the best female football player at the moment? I think I would give Hegerberg the edge

>offside
what a fucking joke

>""""""""offside""""""""


lmao

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>>77304372
For me, it's Dszenifer

>still yet to score on set piece nr 104246345 on these womanlets

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>>77304372

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>these italian womanlet defenders

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Why no Lena?

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>>77304521

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>>77304521

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>>77304548

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>>77304567

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>>77304556
>>77304556

>>77304583
Is she with Dabritz there?

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>>77304575

>>77304594
yeah

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YEEEEEES TABBI INCOMING

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>>77304618

>Tabia Kemme
>Tabia

the state of german commentators.

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>>77304626

fuck off, tom

kek webm please of the italian crying of laughter

>>77304328
feet!

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>>77304633

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>>77304661

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For me, it will always be Melanie Behringer

>>77304676
i'm hard now

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2 years ago Kemme was the first choice at left back. Now she gets 15 minutes as a sub striker. What happened?

no youre gey

>>77304675
What does it say?

Listen up, Americans, this is our coach

>A dual German and American citizen, Jones is the daughter of a German mother and an African-American father. Her father was a soldier stationed in what was then West Germany; he left the family early in her life to return to the United States. Jones was raised by her single mother in a tough neighborhood in Frankfurt. One brother, Christian, has struggled with drug addiction; another brother, Frank, served as an American soldier in Iraq and lost both legs in an assault in 2006.

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>>77304676
the qtest one

tre a due!

>>77304703
>lost both legs
good.fuck him

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>>77304698

>sweden does this on purpose to avoid a Scandinavian derby

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>>77304703

>>77304698
>signed a new contract
>told Uli to go and fuck himself
>Würstchen-Uli realized that Buyern will never sign Kemme
>Uli told (((Jones))) to not line up Kemme anymore

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>>77304765

>>77304340
there is no womans football in small vilalges u idiot
girls in russia are simplyhave easy life if they are beaitufl so we have no qts in sport

>>77304880
>we have no qts in sport
biggest bullshit i ever heard

> Netherlands vs. Sweden
> Germany vs. Denmark

Are blonde girls the most patrician?

>>77304880
Lol dumb half-team are from there for example goalkeeper Schrerbak

>>77304907
>two tens in pink shirt

>>77304921
yes. obviously.

>>77303447
wtf is the keeper doing lmao

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Aren't women who have their period during a game going to play worse? The tournament should somehow make sure that no team has a disadvantage because many of their players are menstruating

>>77303651
Kys rëddit

>>77304057
Where have you been the last couple days? Missed out on some quality waifu threads

>>77304698
The nigger tranny coach has issued a fatwa on allowing qts to play

>>77304703
Lol what a shit show

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>unironically watching womens sporrts

>>77311148
>He prefers niggerball over waifu wars

Time to go back to rëddit

Post prediction and q-test player of each team.

>>77314822
can't decide which one desu

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Who /readyforSwitzerland/ here?

Which thread are we going in? There's too many!

Allez Les Bleues!