Chelsea v Bayern matchthread

Can't see anything but a Chelsea win tbqh

>>77299065
>James

Lmao bayern with their A team

>>77299077
wog piece of shit

>>77299124
>Starke, Rafinha, Müller, Friedl, Sanches
>A team
Bayern are not THAT bad yet

Anyone want to play Xbox? Add me.

Gamertag: STEVENF

>>77299222
>he doesn't rate muller
Unironically kill yourself.

>she rates 2017 müller
lmao

>>77299077

fucking poofter

This is the equivalent of some BS friendly, right?

kennedy did nothing wrong

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>Chelsea

what a faggot celebration

>Courtois

what was that celebration about? It looked really autistic

>lanklet belgian

Fug I thought it started a hour from now

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>CHELSEA

>Chelsea

#cOUTnte

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>lelsea

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7-1 incoming

THIS IS WHY WE NEED MATIC WHAT THE FUCK

Wow chelshit will get raped in CL

fugg I have a dentist appointment just about now. Chelsea to win

>The champions of the Premierl Eagle™

So this is the power of the English champions...

i know its just a friendly, but jesus buyern are so much better than chelsea

>the predators of the premier
>the evicerators of england
>the banes of britain

CONTE OUT... WE NEED COSTA

>>77299390
>posting before checking the scoreline

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daily reminder bayern lost the UCL final at home

>This is the team that beat 4rsenal 3-0

>>77299396
They probably wants to wash that defeat against Milan.

This is what happens when you have too many nigs in the team

just as enjoyed posting about how buyern are finished and how james is a blindgänger, chelsea have to fuck it all up

>>77299412
What's the right amount?

>>77299421
3 max

>SHITMEZ

>hamez

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>JAMES

Il mio negro Rudiger when

makes sense why they took him only on loan

How many chances will James waste this time?

lmao chelsea looking like utter shit

>>77299412

b..but MUH STRENGTH

Did you see how Willian didn't try to win the ball back there? not now but before.
This is why I hate this meme that he works hard, he fucking doesn't.

Imagine being a white Chelsea supported lmao

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>>77299424
>implying he'll take notice

>>77299436
4

think this just proves, chelsea=hazard, like arsenal=henry at one stage

no hazard no chelsea

Batty missing too many passes so far

Lmao it's just a friendly and it's bayern A team vs our B team

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So did we ever settle who's taken the place of Pamela/CJ??

Ribery's ball control is so fucking underrated.

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>win a match worn fc bayern jersey

thats nasty

i seriously dont get why people rate michy so highly

is because le funny twitter meme xd

>>77299452

>20mins in and already this damage control

>>77299452
> WE
> DAMAGE CONTROL
> not shitposting in /hoc/

>>77299452
>Bayern A
>Tom Starke
>Marco Friedl
>Renato Sanches
>Javi Martinez (not Boateng)

>>77299460
Also because he came to chelsea the same way as Drogba
Captcha: Antonio

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Fuck off Willian Alonso was perfectly open for a run

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>>77299452
>bayern A team

>>77299466
??

>>77299452
i know right? fucking buyern tryhards. chelsea is just chill and stuff

MÜLLLLLLLEEEERRRR

>>77299274
KEKEKEKEKEKKE

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Ffs

>>77299478
fug i'm late

>>77299452
>A Team
>Literally fielding a retired player
choose one

>making müller look good

>>77299463
>Javi Martinez
That can't be true, me mam said he's coming to liverpool la

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ES MÜLLERT WIEDER

give him more room next time christensen u dumb faggot

The absolute state of Courtois

based mueller

The Belgian lanklet is fucking lost

I don't know who was supposed to, but someone has to close Muller there.

what a memester

>>77299065
>easy winner of the eplel plays against other european team
>gets raped
so many such cases, sad!

>>77299492
He actually moves to close him, so probably Cahill was telling him to not to.

>Gary "le back off and dare him to shoot" Cahill

>>77299492
Cristensen is so overrated. It's painful.

I'm so glad I didn't go to the pub to watch the game

nigga chimp out already happening

fucking moses

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>water break

Did Cahill back off on the first goal? I wasn't watching

Chelsea 3-0 Arsenal
Bayern 3-0 Chelsea

so imagine what would be the result of Bayern vs Ars... ah, never mind

Should have scored there probably

Who is seriously a better passer in football than Fabregas?

has Starke replaced neuer as Nr. 1?

>>77299532
yes

Morata hat trick to tie the game, its written in the stars

>>77299532
Yes. He is just too strong

yet another shit touch from michy can see why conte wants a new striker to back up morata

>>77299538
hehe

Where's the Carlo Out Brigade now?

>>77299532
sure. why not

>>77299540
hmm yes llorente famous for his touch

>>77299542
Tommy is unironically really really good

>>77299532
yes

Conte please sub in Morata for Willian and let me see a 3412

Will this finally cement Müller's status as the GOAT?

>getting fucking bullied by Buyern

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>James will soon end up on the bench again

>>77299573
Hames will score today if he doesnt get subbed off at half time

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mueller was the granate all along

Milan > Chelsea

>that save
truly the GOAT

Lets be honest chelsea are a yoyo club now

>>77299540
Costa

>chelsea sleeve sponsor is 'alliance tyres'

like pottery

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i miss hazard so much

Is Moses cannot cross or what?

>conte with european teams
EXPOSED
>b-but galatasaray's field was bad la
KEK

Friedl lohnt sich boys

>>77299599
Yoyoing from winning the title to not winning the title is certainly a lot better than clubs like Man U, Spurs, Arsenal and Liverpool

>>77299611
see
>>77299447

>chelshit

ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO

>ROASTIE MURDER
>ROASTIE MURDER

ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO

>>77299447
>rating summer friendlies
don't forget that bayern lost 4-0 to milan a few days ago.
it all depends on what stage of physical preparation they're at when the play the friendly

Alonso smashing that like a girl on a passenger seat.

>BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN BAUERN

alonso's a pretty good looking guy

no homo

>>77299622
ahaha

>michy being shit leads to a goal

hmmmmmmm

>tfw money on 1-3

fug i don't have a good feeling about this :DD

>>77299628
The season Chelsea did shit they had a shit preseason. I thought this too then, but I learned the hard way that preseaon games DO matter

That nigger missed the tap-in

>>77299642
They've had a really good preseason so far though.

>>77299642
>>77299647
>>77299628
I wouldn't say it matters, but you shouldn't completely brush the issues. For example, 2 goals came because Cahill backed off, and this WILL happen again.

>>77299407
yep, they were humiliated

>>77299652

what are you talking about it was literally christensen for the muller goal open ur eyez

>>77299642
A game against a team like Bayern doesn't really mean anything, though.

If they wanted to, Die Fuhrers could probably Anschluss every single English club 5-0.

>>77299659
You can see Cahill pointing at the other Bayern player, right after Christ start moving to close Muller. Cahill, leading the defence, probably told him to not do it to not leave space for the Bayern striker.

>>77299659
it was cahill you dolt

>>77299652
But we won't be starting Cahill will we? Rudiger from what I've seen is very good on 1v1s and has played at LCB.

>>77299688
I don't know if he will start or no, I fear he will

>>77299685
>>77299686

>buyern run to the right that cahill was convering
>brave gary telling that dumb faggot to go get muller
>dumbass denmark idiot waits too long and pays for it

hmmmm ABCahill's are the worst

>>77299688
Cahill is the new captain

>>77299688
Conte just named Cahill new captain, I doubt he'll suddenly ditch him for a new signing.

>>77299706
>>77299705
Well, Conte did say IF he plays.

>>77299642
Ive always thought the complete opposite. Shit pre-season leads to better performance. Idk about Chellys but for both Bayern and Germany the pre season is the opposite of real season. Last years pre season was pretty good for Bayern, season was pretty weak. Germany had shit prep games and qualification and then won the WC.

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Friendly reminder that we will stay friends nonetheless

>>77299705
>>77299706
He was always going to be captain, doesn't necessarily mean that he can't be replaced in the starting line up soon.

Where in Munich do the Bayern players live?

>fuck the krauts. the only good thing they ever did was kill jews.

what did a chelsea youth player mean by this on instagram?

>>77299731
kek

>>77299761
who

>>77299746
in bayern

>>77299761

are you still upset about what kennedy said about you

This Tolisso looks shit, how much did he cost, 2 million euro?

>>77299761
>2017
>believing in holohoax

>>77299771
Lol butthurt fin is mistaking coco and baka

>>77299771
45mio

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>>77299761
Literally none said that.

>>77299781
>mio

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>>77299761
>mfw Jabban tries to b8

Tebow is so bad

>>77299787
I'm testing it as an alternative to € which is awkward to create

god i hate buyern so much

is tebow drunk today

James is so slow

>that cheeky Wenger out sign

>>77299761
Japan was a mistake

>hamez

>WENGER OUT

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>that wenger out sign

>Pakistan flag

>hamez
absolute choker

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>hames

>Memez

Hazard goal

is he really this bad all the time?

Should be 6-1

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most handsome player in england coming in

NO HOMO

>>77299857
yes homo 2bh

>christ out for luiz
>not cahill
Please don't tell me that Conte decided Christensen will be Luiz's sub

Chelsea plays piss poor
>british football

>>77299874
Bayern are hoofing it every 30 seconds at the moment

>>77299874
Congrats on winning this friendly.

A shame you couldn't win the CL final at your home stadium :^)

>hamez

>the absolute state of hamez

The absolute state of one footed Hamez

>homoz

M. Alonso was a journeyman in Italy and Bolton but is one of the best players in the EPL. How did this happen?

>hamez
remind me why alliancebro bayern bought him from the halal dynasty?

>hamez again

>HUST

>>77299896
Good managers make average players better, also the system he is playing suits him to a tee

>>77299896
>Alonso
>one of the best players in the EPL

Here's a flaw in your argument.

>that fucking Batshuayi first touch

absolute shitshow, this is why no one shouldnt take preseason seriously

>morata spin

COSTA OUT

>>77299881
I hate the bauern. Doesn't have anything to do with chelsea playing worse than north korea's women team

>>77299898
He's good but it has had a positive effect on Ribery

How do we fix this shit lads?

Neuer
Varane Hummels Boateng
Robben Thiago Vidal Reus
James Muller
Lewandowski

>>77299896

By absorbing the life energy of that girl he killed

>>77299928

>hamez

>>77299928
I don't think Bayern will sell all those players

>>77299921
no shit, its a friendly. you got only yourself to blame if you take this any serious

>>77299928
come on man, james is too slow

>>77299898
they traded costa for hamez
that is good deal

>>77299928
tom starke in goal
THINN Goetze at full back

half of this thread is
>hamez

david is the heart of this team DEBATE ME

>>77299940
He is still a bit chubby. I'm sure he'll speed up a bit in a few weeks.

Is theguardian biased lads?

>72 min Chelsea got absolutely battered by Munich in a European Cup final, then beat them on penalties, in their own ground. That will never stop being hilarious.

>>77299939
tell that to unitard fans

>>77299928
Reus and Robben as wingbacks, simbly ebic :D:D:D:D

>>77299951
He left for 3 seasons

>>77299962
was sold, not left

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I fucked my money up, damn
Now I can't re-up
Ran off in his spot just to get stacks up
Now I'm back on deck,
So shawty what the fuck you want
Heard he talkin' shit
But this ain't what the fuck he want
Locked my C.E.O. up
Now it's back to coka
Niggas talkin shit bruh,
Hang him by a ropa
Hit 'em wit' the choppa
Call that shit hot lama
Call me waka flocka a.k.a. Renato Sanches
A.k.a. young drug dealer
Got purp, got kush, got pills got white
In the trap all night with the hard and the soft
Stacks on the flo' watch girls keepin' it whippin'
Shook it to the left then he shook it to the right
So icy brick boys got it all night
These lame ass niggas ain't got no fight
Kick in my door we gon' shoot out all night
Home of he Braves shawty shoot 'em wit' a K

Why doesn't james have rodriguez on the back fo his shirt

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>>77299928
>tfw carlo is not intelligent enough for poop's 1-3-1-3-1-1 formation
.........Ederson
..........Stones
Danilo Fernando mendy
..........Yaya..........
Walker De Bruyne Sane
...........silva........
............Jesus........

>>77299957
Yesterday penulty shows united wasn't serious either.

if this faggot gotze touches morata again ill be FUMING

>google felix gotze
>height 1.87m
>looks like a turbomanlet

so, which dreadlock being the worst today?
>>77299991
metabolic problem

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>chink shouting

>>77299971
He agreed to it

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La famila JUSTO

Morata seems so clumsy, its lie watching a cross between welbeck and kane dribbling

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>>77299999
>>77300000

>>77299999
>>77300000
checked
Also aren't you a chink

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wear is Robben?

Where's based LCIM?

lmao at those subs

>inb4 3:3 and we get another benudli episode

>>77300018
>>77300020
injured. will play 4 games max this season

>>77300002
>WC winning goal
He could end his career in the English League 2 and that moment would still make his career unJUSTable

out james nowww, reeeeeeeeeeee

>>77299981
More like

Ederson
Walker, Stones, Kompany, Mendy
Danilo, Yaya
De Bruyne, Silva, Sane
Jesus

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>>77300016
We are brown la, like south americans.

>>77300018
>>77300020
Prepping for WC

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>>77300028

no, how his career turned out is the definition of JUST

>>77300036
Been to Indonesia

No you are not

>you now realize the last english player to come through the chelsea youth system and play more than like 10 games was john terry

FUCK

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>>77300054
>RLC

ahahahahahhaha classic

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Happy for Batty

way to not fuck that up michy

>>77300049
african then, like that nixau guy

Morata is quite the qt.

>le play shit but score goals man
Not a bad back up to have tbqh

fun factL 9gag is mats hummels favorite website is 9gag
>>77300059
he was never a consistent fixture in their 11 you mong

>its a morata equaliser episode
boring

>>77300054
>he doesnt know about Jamal Blackman

>>77300049
Like whom then?

>>77300054
Ryan Bertrand played 38 games in 12-13

>Morata wearing the cursed number 9 shirt
I'm surprised anybody has worn that number after the last 2

>>77300071
>no one has played more than 10 games
>he was never a starter!!!

Why are you moving the goal posts lad?

>>77300084
Anyone worried about a cursed number or shirt is a beta male and is already setting themselves up to fail

>>77300089
>Why are you moving the goal posts lad?
bacause i am on 4chan

disgusting time wasting

>>77300095
epic post /b/rother

Why won't Chelsea buy a star RB? It's so obvious that they need a Moses upgrade. Don't understand all these rumours about LBs when Alonso is great

>hamez

>>77300104
thanks /b/ro

>>77300030
>Playing a RB in DM
>Yaya
>De broone on the wing
Shit

Kante is unironically a top 10 player in the world

why are captchas so slow? is this hiro trying to jew me into buying a pass?

>Moses vs. Felix Götze

lmao @ dat little white boi

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOSES

>>77300119
use legacy captcha dude
>>77300113
le tackle but cant pass man
no

whats the point of playing your youth team even if its just a friendly? I mean theyre never gonna play the a-team anyway

>>77300128

Maybe a showcase so that clubs will want them on loan.

dorsch elite football manager lad

>>77300105
This, Moses out

Who's the better manager Ancelotti or Conte?

Moses and Alonso always shit the bed against good rivals.

>>77300125
>can't pass
nice myth

>>77300153
>>77300105
If Conte is smart, he will start Aspie there.

>>77300125
Didn't need to write le you cunt

>>77300000
chinks are always shouting though

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>>77300154
ancelotti

>poopsea only got close when bayern's C team became a D team

...heh

>>77300164
Aren't you a chink?

>>77300084

>Torres

who was the other?

>>77300160
A great attacking wing back would be perfect in Chelsea's formation, Azpi is a bit too defensive. But he's preferable to Moses though. Maybe that Sidibe from Monaco would be a good option.

>>77300176
Falcao

>>77300162
are you le mad?

You now remember oscar

muller actually speaks decent english

>>77300160
The defense really liability though without azpi

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Hey Torres wasn't even that bad. Yeah okay his PL record was awful but otherwise he was bretty good. Not 50 million good but still important, Chelsea won a lot with him anyway

Fuck off haters chelsee will win the league again

>>77300198

Unlike you we have a solid educational system here

>>77300217
kc tier

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>>77300217
have a (you)

didn't watch this game lol

>>77300206
I still remember the CWC final. All the way to Japan for that shit.

>>77300217
>bavaria
>solid educational system
lamo

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>RM selling Morata and Hamez

Huh i wonder whats going to happen
This Chelsea team is fucked

>>77300235
DELETE

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>>77300217
>educational
Nice try Mehmet

>>77300238
filtered

>>77300245
Poof

came from work didnt watch lmao

Damn courtois played like shit today

>>77299642
Chelsea also lost to madrid and some shit team last pre season